Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure


From myFoxDC:

ZWINGLE, Iowa - Ask this Iowa wife is she got the perfect birthday present and she'll tell you her hubby "dung good."

Carole and Dick Kleis live together on their eastern Iowa farm. This year for her birthday, Dick used more than 120,000 pounds of manure to spell out a special message. It basically says 'Happy Birthday, Love You,' but in shorthand.

And it only took three hours to spell it all out in a stinky, but mushy way.

"It's not hard," said Kleis. "Any manure will work but the good, soft, gushy, warm stuff works the best. It kind of melts the snow."

Carole say Dick's birthday is in May and she's already thinking of ways to beat out his gift.

That first line is comedy material.

Anyway, I guarantee CBT is going out and buying 120,000 pounds of manure right now. It will read, "I'm your No.1 sugardaddy", or "I've gots me a bank account" or something like that.

30 comments:

  1. stop rubbing it out, Spurs.

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  2. Funny kinkyb!tch. I'm going to post your pic. I just posted this because I sumbitted it to a couple of sites, hoping to get some hits off this weird ass story.

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  3. all of your socks were in the laundry is what really took you so long. Don't lie. Master decoder, remember?

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  4. You need to take your decoder ring back to the store and get a refund. It's broken.

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  5. it's a one of a kind (just like its owner).
    No refunds.

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  6. I've got 80 head of cattle. Why would I buy manure?

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  7. I need to find this stupid fuck and sell him some.

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  8. cbt, how are you old man?
    Guess what? You are going to be a grandpa!!

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  9. That's funny CBT. And yeah? Did you know kinkb!tch is pregnant?

    Congrats are in order.

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  10. Spurs, look at how your site has evolved. First, it was just a poor me site talking about how Nik Richie owed you. Now, you've brought two people together. Francis is divorcing his wife, moving to AZ, and we are having a baby!
    You have come far, Spurs.

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  11. Let the day be... FUCK! I forgot how RR's saying goes. It's not merry.. is it gracious? GLORIOUS! yes, yes... let the day be glorious!

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  12. It has evolved kinkyb!tch. This really is a special place now. It's so grand.

    And it never was a "poor me site talking about how Nik Richie owed" me. He never owed me anything.

    Well, he would have owed me $3,000 had he taken my advice and gotten $6,000 out of RR.

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  13. Streets:

    The day will be glorious. I'm about to post kinkyb!tches picture. Soon.

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  14. oh, and Elfie has agreed to babysit Francis Jr. in exchange for me FHUTA with my rabbit!

    A glorious day, inDEED!

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  15. haha wtf does FHUTA mean?

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  16. I will calm down. I just had a question she needs to answer, that's all.

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  17. I thought hippies knew about patience Streets.

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  18. fuck her up the ass

    Now that I am knocked up, I think Francis and I are going to have to do it that way all the time now. See love, something good did come out of our sexy time last night.

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  19. I better not be gonna be a grandpa. My daughters are one and almost three.

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  20. spursy! I added a line..check your email again.

    CBT! I am with child, fool!

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  21. I have no patience Spurs, I want instant gratification all the time!

    KB~ I do not want your rabbit or anything else for that matter near my ass, PLEASE AND THANK YOU!

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  22. You are? E-sperm meets e-egg, I guess.

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  23. francis took a red eye to AZ yesterday. Then he had the best (nonstop) 2 hours of his life. His hair could've been excused as a modern, moussed up deal-but anyone with half a brain knows it meant kb was in da house!
    He did not want to go back to STL, but I told him he had to. He needs to take his bed from his house since we broke mine.
    Are you coming to the babyshower?

    Elfie-you like my little vibrating bumble bee to tickle your ass.

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  24. turn it upside down.
    yes he will tickle your azz

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