From the Mirror:
Lindsay Lohan's latest movie project is said to be "dynamite" - but she's praying no one ever gets to see it...
The Mean Girls star, 23, is bracing herself for the internet release of a sexplicit video file which shows her engaging in, ahem, "adult activity".
Our source tells us: "This video file is dynamite. It is pretty seedy and shows Lindsay engaged in a particular sex act which, obviously, should remain behind closed doors.
"Lindsay was desperate to start 2010 off on a good footing and this is the very last thing she needs.
"If and when it is released on the internet, via a spurious, unofficial website, there is absolutely nothing she or her lawyers can do about it."
The story is the guy tried to sell it to Hustler but they turned him down because of copyright concerns. Now the guy (who's a waiter) is going to release it soon from an offshore porn site.
It was just a matter of time anyway. And yeah, I'll watch it.
this will probably be more interesting than the paris hilton one.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I was thinking.
ReplyDeleteSo you watched the Hilton one?
Who would want to see her nasty ass naked? I bet her curtains are flabbier than DJ's 3 chins.
ReplyDeleteI missed the Paris one as well, I heard it was boring.
I did see the R. Kelly one though. That girl could suck cock like a veteran.
I've seen her naked in a photo shoot. Where she was tyring to be Marilyn Monroe (and failed miserably).
ReplyDeleteI never saw the R. Kelly one. Could you really tell the girls were minors?
Paris does have some nice looking breasts by the way.
ReplyDeleteLindsay Lohan is aging very badly... that is what drugs do to you.
ReplyDeleteMaybe in the pictures she looks like pure shit she just got done with a 7 day coke binge.
ReplyDeleteI loved the kim kardashian one
ReplyDeleteray jay looks like he knows what he is doing
Only have seen parts of that of that one.
ReplyDeleteyes as I have too
ReplyDeleteon repeat.
What does that clown do anyway? Besides being Brandy's brother?
ReplyDeleteI was younger when I watched that
ReplyDeleteabout 19, perhaps I didn't know
any better
Isn't he a wannabe rapper?
ReplyDelete"I was younger when I watched that
ReplyDeleteabout 19, perhaps I didn't know
any better"
you knew he was a black nigger didnt you?
Awful man, awful. Chauncey and his cuz wouldn't like that.
ReplyDeleteyeah i dont know bout all that but Ray J does make me sick (unrelated to skin color)
ReplyDeleteYou really need sensitivity training Evil.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I read that too. But maybe they only got a clip. 47 seconds long would be a waste.
ReplyDeleteI have the Kim Kardashian one and Ray J was definitely not the focus of my attention... I think he is nasty but Kim K is bad ass with her big ass.
ReplyDeleteI am watching judge judy.
ReplyDeleteAnd it made her famous.
ReplyDeleteYeah I just like the cunnilingus
ReplyDeleteThanks Pam. I was wondering.
ReplyDeletePam what prompted you to post that as your picture? Something happened that I missed?
ReplyDeleteyeah its a topic of concern I know
ReplyDeleteI am glad we are not talking about food
I got fat last night due to the terms we used
Oh yes
ReplyDeleteIt is valentines day for Kbeezy
She was mad she was the only one with a heart photo
And perhaps it is also for Lindsay to stare at in jealously
ReplyDeleteJust sayin.
"is there any other type of nigger besides a black one?
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen that one, perhaps I will."
I am glad you asked that:
-Sand nigger
-Po niggers
- Brown niggers
- yellow niggers
-Red niggers
- white niggers
- pulpwood niggers
- fancy niggers
- payphone niggers
- magic niggers
-downlow niggers
-erkel niggers
-crack nigger
-40 oz nigger
-aunt jamima nigger
- insude oreo niggers
- ignant niggers
the list goes on
Thanks for clearing that up Evil.
ReplyDeleteDiddly Squat
ReplyDeletenew pic
ReplyDeleteEvil Spurs fan seems like a nice cultured guy
ReplyDeleteHey Pam, send me your old pic....haha
ReplyDeleteDirty Francis...
ReplyDeletePam I don't have your # anymore since my dog ate my old phone, but I'd like to.
ReplyDeleteMy dog has eaten both couches (@$2500) 2 side tables (@$400) 1 cell phone (no idea how much it cost?) broken 1 laptop (@$600?) my favorite boots (@$120) ended up in the hospital (@$4700) all since Oct 31st.
I was just kidding Elfie
ReplyDeleteI would have killed that stupid fucking mutt the second it ate a piece of kibble, let alone all of that shit
ReplyDeleteFrancis:
ReplyDeleteEvil does seem well cultured, that's for sure.
Hey Francis, did you see DeJuan Blair's line from last night?
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteIt's time to put that dog to sleep. On that one, I agree with Evil.
It's ok Francis we are all perverts... and personally I think Pam's body looks good in that pic.
ReplyDeleteHe's so cute though... I just have to figure out how to contain him to the "the little room" in my house that has a door to the backyard... it has no doors just a really wide doorway to my dining room and all the doggie gates I have tried he can scale.
ReplyDeleteI'd "contain" him down at that pound. With a special "shot", and he'd be real calm. Permanently.
ReplyDeletewhat it do my niggas? You Elfs, id contain yo cat on my lao, ya undadig me? Shit niggas, I do day Linsey Hohan man niggas foe shizzle
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Chauncey? Evil Spurs Fan gave quite the rundown of your "peeps."
ReplyDeleteNo I didn't what was his line spurs?
ReplyDelete28 points and 21 rebounds. And he fouled out. Then it went to overtime and they won in OT. Without Duncan.
ReplyDeleteI think Evil Spurs needs some Ozzie Guillen sensitivity training classes.
ReplyDeleteHe does. And Ozzie would be the perfect one to do it.
ReplyDeleteDamn, I always that Blair was good at Pitt. Wasn't sure how he would be in the pros. Apparently he has adjusted well.
ReplyDelete*thought
ReplyDeleteYeah, he has. He's been inconsistent, but it's understandable when you are the fifth option.
ReplyDeleteSadly Spurs, I have to admit I will watch this sex tape. I always liked somewhat trashy chicks when I was younger.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I don't find her to be the most attractive women, but out of curiousity I'd watch it.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised it's taken this long for one to come out. Of course, if it was of her and that Samantha Ronson, I might take a pass.
Well, I don't know. If it was right in front of me, I'd probably watch that too.
As long as Ronson wasn't naked.
ReplyDeleteI know man, suprised this broad hasn't had 4 or 5 tapes by now. I'd be strapping up for sure with this floozy.
ReplyDeleteExactly. I would too.
ReplyDeleteAnd you think she would have done one by now just for the attention.
niggas!
ReplyDeleteElfie
ReplyDeleteEmail me it is
pamasaurus@comcast.net
I have a new phone number too =)
Nice input Chauncey.
ReplyDeletespurs: you watch that video I sent you yet?
ReplyDeleteWOW
Let me go check my e-mail.
ReplyDeleteWopness, you think that is real?
ReplyDeleteuh
ReplyDeletedon serpe just called me
Whatever happened to miss texas? I haven't seen her husky ass around here for awhile
ReplyDeleteI don't know Francis. Sucks. I guess that last video she posted ran her off.
ReplyDeleteHopefully she comes back around sometime down the line.
Okay, Avery's safe now, from me anyway. I'm gonna kill Dat Nigga Chauncy and have me some boots made outta his hide.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm thinking her boyfriend made her leave the site as well. And it was fun to watch her and RQ go at it.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, didn't Miss Texas' cholo boyfriend ban her from consorting with computers?
ReplyDeleteI think he did CBT.
ReplyDeleteI think the last video is the one he discovered.
ReplyDeleteI bet that D-bag is one of the anonymous's spurs.....haha.
ReplyDeleteI would've fucked the holy living shit outta MTQT if I'd ever have gotten a chance. That was one sexy chunky gal.
ReplyDeleteJennifer isn't on here because of her boyfriend
ReplyDeletelast time I talked to her he was extra psycho and she would talk to me for help.
All of my contacts got erased or I would be talking to her. I hope she is okay, he was being more weird by the day. He was limiting everything in her life and telling her how to live it..
=(
I kind of figured that might be it Pam. Sounds like a complete controlling low-self esteem jag off. She's young, hopefully she will figured it out.
ReplyDeleteSpurs if you know her email could you send it to me or anyone else ? We got a long really well but everything got deleted belonging to my emails and such.
ReplyDeleteYeah Pam, I'll send it to you.
ReplyDeletethanks =)
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I didn't pick up Don's calls and he text me " bad move "
ReplyDeleteShould I call him back ? I want to know what moves I made.
I'd just ignore him. Unless you are looking for another post to send in.
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha!.
ReplyDeleteYeah but he is hopefully smart enough to not text, other than " bad move" and if I call him back, I legally cant record his death threats.
Jen's a sweet girl, but she's not gonna learn or she'd be outta there by now. She's been with that turd long enough she thinks their relationship is normal, or almost normal, and that he'll change eventually. He'll only get worse. He'll accuse her of cheating on him if she tries to lose weight, shit like that.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good idea actually.
ReplyDeleteYou nailed it CBT.
ReplyDeleteThat happened to me once when I was 16, I lost weight because I used to be chubby teenager, and then I dumped my ex and he went psycho and linked the two together. Then he tried drowning me, and I had to have a police officer put a restraining order on him because he would call me at night to tell me I wasn't going to wake up then I would wake up the next day to flowers on my door step and notes saying I love you. It went on for a year almost
ReplyDeleteWeight is a shitty thing with psychotic men
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteYou nailed it CBT."
Jen reminded me an awful lot of some my sugar babies. Pretty girls that had been told they were ugly or fat by ex-(hell, or current) boyfriends or by jealous siblings or peers. I'll garauntee you Jen grew tits early, probably 11 or 12 and caught shit for it all through Junior High. They boys would lie about fucking her and the girls would spread the stories around because they were jealous.
So do you give your sugar babies a hard time? I hope not. As you wrote, Junior High can be tough.
ReplyDeleteI find it funny that tapes like this always seem to be released at a time when the person's career is at a stand still. Just like Spencer and Heidi setting up that whole missing camera thing for publicity recently.
ReplyDeleteNot that Spencer and Heidi have ever had a career in the first place.
ReplyDeleteGreat point. That's why I thought something like this would be released earlier. I mean, her career has been at a standstill for awhile now.
ReplyDeleteDid you see where Heidi said she's addicted to plastic surgery?
ReplyDeleteYou think?
I saw that
ReplyDeleteThe whole thought of plastic surgery is soo scary
Or else I would have bought boobs by now lol
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteSo do you give your sugar babies a hard time? I hope not. As you wrote, Junior High can be tough."
My girls have always been spoiled rotten.
Spurs, remember me telling you the best line to get laid with was, "So honey, tell me me about yourself". Just like selling a car. "So folks, what's the most important feature to you in your next vehicle". You talk, I'll listen.
Pam, baby, leave your tits the way they are, ok?
ReplyDelete"My girls have always been spoiled rotten."
ReplyDeleteThat's the most important "feature" CBT.
Spurs, I caught the Junior High deal.
ReplyDeleteSpurs is such a fucking instgator. I can see him (yeah, this is a repeat) telling one salesman another salesman said his momma was fat, his dick was short and he couldn't peddle pussy on a troop train with a Visa nachine
No, I didn't read about that but I watched a marathon on the first season of The Hills and I think she looked much better before all the surgery.
ReplyDeleteWhy i would look great
ReplyDeleteI am small and have a nice ass
tits would make me much prettier
Yeah DG, I don't get how she thinks going overboard with the surgeries is going to help her looks.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDelete"My girls have always been spoiled rotten."
That's the most important "feature" CBT."
No shit Sherlock? I never fuckin' woulda guessed.
CBT:
ReplyDeleteYou finally caught that? I was wondering.
Well CBT, what I'm "saying" is that spoiling some woman doesn't make you good with women, it just makes you a sucker.
ReplyDeleteNo offense.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteWell CBT, what I'm "saying" is that spoiling some woman doesn't make you good with women, it just makes you a sucker."
No matter what Spurs, I never lose sight of ROI.
Sorry, I meant no "instigating."
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuhRhFyu-Bs&feature=related
I am with CBT on this one, Spurs.
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteI've yet to put an avatar up, so I don't know if I will indulge.
"No matter what Spurs, I never lose sight of ROI."
ReplyDeleteI don't doubt that.
.. I havent left my bed yet.
ReplyDeletethats sad
Trout rule (I forget the number): If you're 50, 22 year old pussy is not free. Even if the girl actually likes you, she expects you to treat her better than a guy her own age.
ReplyDeletePure wisdom CBT.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteSorry, I meant no "instigating." "
Dude, you know you did that shit. I can see you now. No traffic, slow day, let's get a couple of bothas going on at each other to speed up the time.
I don't agree with a trouts way of life
ReplyDeletejust saying.
What do you mean CBT? Did you mean a couple of "brothas?"
ReplyDelete22 year olds mental capacity's along with 18-22 are the same as a teenagers, your just as confused and have no clue what the fuck is next because your in this transitional stage where you realize you have to grow up
ReplyDeleteI see no appeal to that for you Roy
"kb said...
ReplyDeleteI have been so elightened this week. First I learn what a wop is, now look at all the types of niggers that are running around. Amazing."
kb, you wanna talk about all the Chinamen runnin' around? They's waaay more Chinamen than they is niggers. Truth is, there ain't but one kinda nigger.
I don't think Roy is looking to go through the "transition" along with these women Pam.
ReplyDeleteI think Roy is nicer and kinder then he shows himself to be and perhaps should look for love and not lust
ReplyDeleteHe's looking to bang then until their expiration date (14) comes.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean CBT? Did you mean a couple of "brothas?" "
Spurs, white boys don't get stirred up like "brothas" do.
I think Roy laughed when he read about "love" Pam.
ReplyDeleteUnless it will help him get laid.
ha ha.
ReplyDeleteThats gross
I suppose I have a ill view of trout like behavior because of my own debaucheries in the past.
Perhaps other girls don't think like I do, once I figured out what was going on, I did not think it was okay.
CBT,
ReplyDeleteI tried to call out the "brothas" but only one was looking at the comments today.
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ReplyDeleteLove does not exist
ReplyDeleteIt is actually a word we made up so we would all feel less alone when we had it
And long for something and look forward to a less empty feeling when we missed it
its all bullshit
Pam, love does exist.
ReplyDelete"Love is magical comfort food for the weak and uneducated. Yeah, it makes you feel all warm and relevant but in the end it leaves you weak, dependant and fat!"
ReplyDeleteI love that line from Ghosts of Girlfriends Past.
Trust me. I ain't exactly happy that it does right now, though.
ReplyDeleteHey DG, I have a question.
ReplyDelete"Dirtygirl said...
ReplyDelete"Love is magical comfort food for the weak and uneducated. Yeah, it makes you feel all warm and relevant but in the end it leaves you weak, dependant and fat!" "
That sounds much like "Religion is the opiate of the masses" paraphrased by Oparh.
*Oprah*
ReplyDeletewhat is your question, Spursy?
ReplyDeletecbt, do sugar daddies take applicants as old as I am?
ReplyDeleteI was just going to ask Dirtygirl who was proven right today, that's all.
ReplyDeleteLove is a state of being
ReplyDeleteit is also a over publiced word given to novels, movies and life
it is a word we can all use to have a similarity
we are all mammals and our main goal is to mate and feel power
we want something but this world is not working
so the world love does not seem to be the answer to me
What is your question?
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteAre you in the market for a sugar daddy? Shouldn't be that hard for you.
Do you have a muzzle?
It's above Pam's comment DG. But I didn't phrase it in the form of a question.
ReplyDeleteYes they do KB. CBT's post below proves that.
ReplyDeleteI never said you were wrong in the first place. I knew what I was doing was wrong all along but I chose to ignore it.
ReplyDeleteJust is so hard for you to write, "You were right. You are the smartest person ever.
ReplyDeleteThank you."
Why is that?
Pam, awhile back, you told me I lost my trout status.Do I disremember?
ReplyDelete"Disremember" is a Southern word that's really not a word, but should be.
I was told by the doctor today that I am like a person with a sprained ankle that keeps walking on it and then wondering why it won't heal.
ReplyDeletedont start the riddle shit again, for crying out loud.
ReplyDelete"kb said...
ReplyDeletecbt, do sugar daddies take applicants as old as I am?"
I am sure you could easily compete with Rocket Queen.
It's not a riddle kinkyb!tch. I mean, it's nothing earth shattering.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, you were right.
ReplyDeleteYou are the smartest person ever.
Thank you kinkyb!tch. At least someone can see reality.
ReplyDeletethat bitch never brought my sushi.
ReplyDeleteI was hungry all night because of her.
Ah well, I shall thank her when I can squeeze my ass in my jeans this Saturday.
She just called you the smartest person ever and doesn't even know what you are talking about. So spurs, I would've exactly take that to heart.
ReplyDeleteI was basking in my glory, and you ruined it.
ReplyDeletedoes anyone know..
ReplyDeleteif you know someone is in the hospital, but dont know what room, but know the floor and the persons name, can you send them a get well card/flowers? will they find where exactly the pt is? or just toss it and mark return to sender?
yeah spurs, I wouldnt listen to me, so you shouldnt.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm pretty sure they will deliver it/them to the room kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteWhat did you say kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteNot only did i get some muscle relaxers, I even get to refill it. 2010 is off to a good start!
ReplyDelete"kb said...
ReplyDeletethat bitch never brought my sushi.
I was hungry all night because of her.
Ah well, I shall thank her when I can squeeze my ass in my jeans this Saturday."
RQ's jeans smell like sushi. Just sayin'.
How would you know what RQ's jeans smell like CBT?
ReplyDelete"Dirtygirl said...
ReplyDeleteNot only did i get some muscle relaxers, I even get to refill it. 2010 is off to a good start!"
Jesus fucking Christ! Will y'all all just smoke some pot? It's good for what ever it is that ails you.
"Dirtygirl said...'
ReplyDeleteHow would you know what RQ's jeans smell like CBT?"
Greasy looking hair + camo bandanna on a chick = snatch smells like Japanese boat dock.
kb, you watched the r. kelly one? so that means that you view child pornography?
ReplyDeleteDG, there was a time when I woulda give M'lady some dick, but then I sobered up.
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen the "M'lady" crap in awhile CBT.
ReplyDeleteDamn, DG is going to lose control after she reads that CBT.
ReplyDeleteShe probably is going to just start having orgasms.
ReplyDelete"M'lady" is a 16th century honorific, applied only to a Queen of England. Rocket Queen may be a psycho bitch of the nth power, but that old sugar baby wannabe is still regal. Fucking her would be like ridin' the baddest bull on the circuit. You really don't wanna do it, but you just gotta find out if you can live through it.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteDamn, DG is going to lose control after she reads that CBT.
SPURS FAN said...
She probably is going to just start having orgasms."
Spurs, I'm just tryin' to see if I can get some fire outta the Ice Princess.
Wow CBT, I am honored.
ReplyDeleteFirst I would like to thank my family, God, and to all my fans out there. I could not be the person I am now without you.
Thank you! God bless.
You know if Dirtygirl cums, she immediately apologises.
ReplyDelete"Dirtygirl said...
ReplyDeleteWow CBT, I am honored.
First I would like to thank my family, God, and to all my fans out there. I could not be the person I am now without you.
Thank you! God bless."
I really did mean that to be a compliment. I hope your Myspace pic isn't really your brother's ex girlfriend.
Nope CBT that is very much me.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
Here is the girlfriend I found for you. Her name is Hangrioygyisha. What do you think? Honestly I think she looks virginal in that white outfit. I wouldn't let this one go if I were you.
She's hot. Thanks DG. Please do whatever you can to hook me up with her.
ReplyDelete"DirtyGirl said...
ReplyDeleteNope CBT that is very much me."
Then you're pretty much a hot bitch, albieit a tad thick in the middle. Smokin' legs. RQ didn't look that good when she was 19.
Thick in the middle? You have no idea then. Although since I have to be lazy for the next week that may happen. I wear the same size now as I did when I was 13 except this time with muscle. And I was a scrawny and bony little 13 yr old.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteI bought her a ticket to San Antonio. I told her she could stay with you. She is bringing 4 out of 7 of her kids. You don't mind do you?
DG, I said thick, not fat. What I saw was mostly muscle. My ex wife was a gym rat. I know the difference.
ReplyDeleteThe gym rat I have become is half the reason why I've gotten myself into the situation I am in.
ReplyDeleteSo what situation are you in, DG?
ReplyDeleteIs he legal, DG?
ReplyDeleteI hurt myself moving last month and continued to work and exercise like there was nothing wrong with me. Now all I did was make myself worse. Now I am off of work for a week and not allowed to go to the gym and I may need physical therapy.
ReplyDeleteI don't mind at all DG. Thanks for splurging for me.
ReplyDeleteCBT,
ReplyDeleteI like guys 28-35 because they are old enough to carry a conversation but still young enough to look good.
Although, I cannot help that it is the 22 yr olds that always approach me and some just happen to look good.
ReplyDeleteDG, I have the same problem.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteNo problem. She says she is excited to download the lindsay lohan porn together.
Something Elfie and I have in common; We're both really good with other people's relationships, but we suck at our own. Elfie is a Godess of Wisdom, as far as I'm concerned.
ReplyDeleteI am going gambling with my mom for the first time I have ever gambled
ReplyDeletebe back in 10
hahaha
I am really good at other peoples relationships too but I never know how to take my own advice at them.
ReplyDeleteDG, I have a serious soap opera going on right now, but I'm on a winning streak, thanks to Elfie.
ReplyDeleteActually, I have three soap operas, but I only give a fuck about one of them.
Then I say let the other two soap operas write their own story and the other one you write yourself.
ReplyDeleteBack when we were all commenting on the Dirty is when I fell in love with Pam. Rexic was giving her shit about some picture and Pam said, "Lol, the finger really wasn't in the butt, just on it" or something close to that. Made my heart melt.
ReplyDeleteI kind of already had an idea about that anyway since I've read your status comments on myspace.
ReplyDelete"DirtyGirl said...
ReplyDeleteThen I say let the other two soap operas write their own story and the other one you write yourself."
That's what I'm gonna do.
Wow, what a way to win your heart cbt! And people are under the expression falling in love has to be so complicated.
ReplyDeleteDG, shhhh.
ReplyDeleteI won't tell. Promise!
ReplyDeleteWhere is spurs at? He should be taking this advice too since he has a new girlfriend.
I think tomorrow I'm going to find you a new soap opera CBT. I will find her. You can count on me.
"DirtyGirl said...
ReplyDeleteWow, what a way to win your heart cbt! And people are under the expression falling in love has to be so complicated."
That would never work for anyone but Pam. Very little about love is universal.
DG, please, no. I got the main one headed in the right direction right now.
ReplyDeleteOn a serious note, does anyone know where I can rent a monster crane this weekend? I have a date and my greg is to heavy to lift these days........ ;)
ReplyDelete