Who's Megan Phelps and what is the Westboro Baptist Church? (It's the God Hates Fags people. Don't worry Marvin, I don't feel that way. I know that makes your day) Yes, they are that loving and understanding group who speak for God and help give religion a great name.
Anyway, this song is pretty funny. You know she put a ton of time listening to Poker Face to come up with these lyrics.
Just wanted to welcome all the people from shoutwire.com. I hope you'll take the time to read the comments. Thanks shoutwire, and thanks anonymous.
And thanks lennon3 at cyclonefanatic.com. Appreciate that.
That's funny. I take it you don't like Baptists?
ReplyDeleteThey're some tolerant motherfuckers.
ReplyDeleteThey certainly are. At least the Westboro Baptist Church is.
ReplyDeleteThere are generally two main churches in any small Southern town. The First Baptist and First United Methodist, Church of Christ comes in third (they make the Baptists look liberal, though).
ReplyDeleteThe old joke here is: What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists? Methodists will say hello to each other at the liquor store.
That's funny. And true.
ReplyDeleteAnd as far as the two churches in small Southern towns? Yep, you are right.
Why don't Baptists have sex standing up? They're afraid someone might think they were dancing.
ReplyDeleteI was going to mention the fact that dancing is frowned upon, I see you did it with a joke.
ReplyDeleteGood one.
Mind control is a hell of a drug!
ReplyDeleteNot all churches use "mind control", but yes, you are correct.
ReplyDeleteThe "Church" of Scientology is a prime example of that.
I refuse to give this the media it needs my video needed more airtime.
ReplyDeletesigh
Your video is still getting "airtime" Pam. I thought about that too, but I thought posting this would bring some outside hits to the site.
ReplyDeleteI was referring to Lady Gaga.
ReplyDeleteOh. Well that makes sense. You mean like her "monsters" (LAME-O), or whatever it is she calls her fans?
ReplyDeleteI take it you aren't a fan of hers?
ReplyDeleteI mean she is like the poster girl for mind control. Everything about her (her image, her songs, her fashion) represent it.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I've never listened to much of her music, but I've read that about her.
ReplyDeleteI just never looked into it.
ReplyDeleteYeah, look into it. Alot of the stuff is easy to miss with the naked eye.
ReplyDeleteAll right. I'll look into it.
ReplyDeleteDamn, I typed in "hidden meaning of lady gaga", there's plenty of results that pop up.
ReplyDeleteShe's like a life-size puppet.
ReplyDeleteVery true. I am reading the deeper meaning of the Bad Romance video. The article is actually pretty interesting.
ReplyDeleteDid you come up with this post spurs or did someone send it to you?
ReplyDeleteI came up with it. I found it on another site.
ReplyDeleteWhy's that?
A hell of a drug!
ReplyDeleteSo are you insinuating I'm mind controlled by some skank named Gaga?
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious.
Am I being paranoid that you think I'm a puppet with the "how could a puppet control a puppet?" line?
ReplyDeleteWhat is hilarious is that ridiculous parody and ignorant broad holding the sign in the photo. GOD, as in THE REAL GOD, is about LOVE not HATE.
ReplyDeleteThat's true. Very good point.
ReplyDeleteI like how you referred to her as an "ignorant broad."
ReplyDeleteVery true.
I was speaking "figuratively" spurs...
ReplyDeleteYou mean about the puppet line? Or the ignorant broad line?
ReplyDeleteWell, way to be metaphorical.
ReplyDeleteJesus is about love, God, the God of Abraham, is an angry, jealous, pissed off God who'll kill your ass, or worse, in a heartbeat. Look at the story of Job. God fucked over his biggest supporter on a bet. Nice.
ReplyDeleteIt perfectly sums up the story of Job.
ReplyDeleteYou should be a preacher. Of course, I don't know how well that will play on Sunday.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, we talked about me taking some classes at Mount Sequoyah. Hell, I coulda been an Army Chaplin, like my oldest daughter's Grandad. Ol' Leonard pissed off his CO and got sent to Iraq for 18 months to counsel returning GIs.
ReplyDeleteThe story of Job is what killed any chance of me buying into the whole Judaeo/Christian thing. I do the Native American Church deal so I can eat peyote twice or three times a year, but any religion is a mental opiate to sooth human fears of death.
Yeah, I remember. That's why I wrote that.
ReplyDeleteAnd you know, I've never tried peyote. But it's on my "to do" list.
Religion is a guide.
ReplyDeleteI agree.
ReplyDeleteOf course it depends on how you define religion.
ReplyDeleteReligion fosters false hope that there is an afterlife and it's a better place than this world: "This life sucks, but we'll go to a better place once we're finally dead". Well folks, this is our one shot. As for me, I'm gonna do exactly what I want to, outside the realm of family obligations.
ReplyDeleteI bought myself a tombstone a couple of years ago. On one side with my name and dates it has the inscrpition "There's one in ever' crowd, for cryin' out loud, why was it always turnin' out to be me" and "The piano rolled blues, I danced holes in my shoes, the weren't another, other way to be for lovable losers, no account boozers and Honky Tonk Heroes, like me" on the other.
I don't think that "religion" really has more than one definition, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteClassy tombstone CBT. I hope Rocket Queen reads this.
ReplyDeleteI hope she reads it, too. It'll make her fucking crazier than she already is. I love it when she goes on one of her "I hate hillbillies, I'm so classy rants". She does some of her best work going off on me.
ReplyDeleteShe does.
ReplyDeleteI don't think we're going anywhere tonight. Big Momma and Shanell are cooking black eyed peas, cornbread and turnip greens. Tony and David got sent out after more alcohol and Alyssa's in the shower. I suspect we're gonna eat, watch a movie and get liquored up right here on Wild Mountain Drive.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a party.
ReplyDeleteI don't care how bad a movie might suck, if Milla Jovovich is in it, I'll watch the whole fucking thing.
ReplyDeleteDid you know she came out with a music album?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, Nik mentioned you, 20k Millionaire and Rocket Queen in one of his comments. It's on a "Would You?" post.
ReplyDeleteMilla Jovovich has a music album? I'm sure I'd watch the video version with the sound off.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I saw that post.
ReplyDeleteSo CBT,you think when we die that's it-just nothingness?
ReplyDeleteHere's the audio to her song:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB-_HgqWAf0
Here's the actual video of her most popular song, but the song isn't on the video (you'll see why):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSCFAxxCO7Q&feature=fvw
Hey kinkyb!tch. I don't dance, and I don't listen to her music, so I guess my only option is to "shut the fuck up."
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year to you as well!
"THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Dom and Morgan. Two of the bigger sloots in Old Town. Their mothers would be so proud of them im sure. Would you Nik? Pretty much everyone has already anyways.
ReplyDeleteAnswer: No, I don’t bang DIRTY ARMY commenter 20K Millionaire’s left overs. Spurs Fan would though… he is not picky at all. Justin Bobby would you? You know know Rocket Queen would rug munch. Wet Anus are you alive?"
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteSo CBT,you think when we die that's it-just nothingness?"
That's my suspicion.
when did RQ become a mug runcher?
ReplyDeleteand to think she had the audacity to call me a lesbian once! (I forgave you though, RQ).
hahaahhaha
ReplyDeletemug runcher!!!
Now I am dyslexic, too!!
haahhaahahahahahah
kb, it's an old Southern tradition to have black eyed peas and cornbread on New Years. I do eat like like black people, but most Southern white people do. I eat grilled salmon, tilapia or sea bass at least five times a week. That seems to counteract the cholesterol in the soul food.
ReplyDeleteKb do you know what Red Velvet cake is?
yeah. it's gross. I made sandwich cookies out of it once, with cream cheese frosting in the middle. Those were okay.
ReplyDeleteSigh. I am so depressed about RQs date. It brought back memories for me..
I just read your story kinkyb!tch. And I wrote a comment on that, and your comment on Pam and Marvin's video.
ReplyDeleteWhat memories kb?
ReplyDeleteGo to "your" pic.
ReplyDeleteThis memory, CBT:
ReplyDeleteI will stop commenting everywhere and keep to one post. Less confusing that way. And less work, but let's not highlight our laziness so early in the year.
Alcohol and no food=bad, bad, BAD!
I once snuggled some guy all night after too much alchohol and no food. Like snuggled him like we were five and he was my teddy bear. He was so nice, didn't kick me off of him and just listened to me ramble about how I wanted to move to Wales. WTF. Wales? I mean how do our brains come up with this shit while intoxicated? He was so gorgeous..I still want to make sweet love to him (read=have him bang the shit outta me while pulling my hair and slapping my ass) SO badly. This was 10+ years ago. I still dream of him today.
Alcohol+no food all day, go to hell you cock blocking bastard!!
I just want to hunt him down right now and tell him to come (for the youngins here) snuggle me. Hard. And for a long time.
ReplyDeleteWell kinkyb!tch, it's really not that hard to go over to other posts and read the comments. Which is what you should do. Your cockiness on your rhymes is out of control.
ReplyDeleteI think girls that get drunk accidently like that are funny and cute.
ReplyDeleteGotta love Religious people.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up EV?
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year man. Looking forward to Sunday's game?
CBT:
ReplyDeleteYou just think it's cute because it gives you an opportunity to cuddle (LAME).
EV: Give us your opinion on religion. I seem to remember that you're pretty young, but, when you talk about shit besides sports, you come across as intelligent and reasonably grounded.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteCBT:
You just think it's cute because it gives you an opportunity to cuddle (LAME)."
Hey, a cute young chick babbling about silly shit curled up in my lap makes me happy.
That's cute. Especially the "curled up" in your lap (like a dog) line.
ReplyDeleteI got one asleep with her head in my lap right now. I need to wake her up and make her go help Big Momma and Shanell in the kitchen.
ReplyDeleteSo she's laying on your lap? What did you do? Go into where she's sleeping and slide under her that way she'd be curled up in your lap?
ReplyDeleteSmartass. She came in the living room after her shower and laid down next to me on the couch and went her little ass back to sleep. Alyssa lived with me for eight months.
ReplyDeleteThat's romantic.
ReplyDeleteSports is a common subject around here. Plus, it's interesting that Spurs is a fan of the teams I hate, and vice versa. It's also a great way to get the subject off something lame like how many skanks Tiger Woods poked behind his Wife's back.
ReplyDeleteAs far as Religion, I think it has done immense damage to the progression of mankind over its course of survival. I think there is enough evidence behind just about all Religious concepts to determine they are man made and attempt to create a fairytale out of mans greatest fear, mortality.
If there is a God, our subservience to him/her is simply existing. I don't believe a bunch of men wearing archaic robes can communicate with God and parrot his will.
Oh and yes, Spurs, I am looking forward to Sunday's game. My team is one Cowgirls disappointment away from a #2 seed. Happy New Year to you, as well.
ReplyDeleteActually, I'm really hoping the Viqueens and Cowboys don't win simply for the sake that the Eagles - 'Boys and Packers - Cards games will repeat during WC Weekend.
Yes, sports is a common subject around here EV. And I think it bores some people. But not me. And it is interesting that you are a fan of the teams I hate.
ReplyDeleteAnd in hindsight, the Tiger Woods story was rather lame after awhile.
Obey my dog
ReplyDeleteI am really looking forward to the 'Boys kicking the shit out of your Eagles EV. That way I can laugh at you.
ReplyDeleteYou will kill the prime minister of Malaysia!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the advice Mugatu.
ReplyDeleteWhen that happens, I'll be outside all day watching for flying pigs. This is probably the first game of the season we will actually have all of the starters healthy. I'll be looking for my boy Westbrook to get his usual yearly Cowboy highlights.
ReplyDeleteWell, get your camera ready. When you see the pigs, take a picture and send it to me. Should make a good post.
ReplyDeleteWestbrook?
ReplyDeleteHe won't even know what stadium he's in once he gets cracked in the head again.
Well now that we've built it up, I will send you something based on Sundays result. If Minnesota wins, the Cowgirls will have a chance to really embarrass Philly. But, I just don't see that happening.
ReplyDeleteYou do that. You send me something on Sunday. I'll be waiting and laughing.
ReplyDelete"I don't believe a bunch of men wearing archaic robes can communicate with God and parrot his will."
ReplyDeleteYou're referring to organized religions, specifically the Catholic church, from the way it sounds. No doubt, organizations like that one were created partially to instill fear and to control.Do you also believe that we are without spirit and when you die that's it- nothingness?
What if you experienced something so unbelievable, so unexplainable and profound that there was no possible way it could be discarded as coincidence or "man-made"?
Then would you believe that there is something more? More to this life, this world, this universe? A higher power perhaps?
I don't understand the purpose in asking something like that. Of course, something beyond the realm of possibility would help the case, but that hasn't happened yet. Unless you buy into biblical miracles as truth.
ReplyDeleteYes, I do believe when we die, there is "nothingness." Your vital organs that control conscience and inner thought fail, and that is it.
gaga oh la la...
ReplyDeleteI wonder what message lady gaga is subliminally sending me in this line in Bad Romance. Kind of makes me want to go out and drink and have fun.
You just aren't reading into it enough.
ReplyDeleteI'll clear it up. She's telling you to kiss a guy with a rose in his mouth.
You are welcome.
Why do we have to get all religious here?
ReplyDeleteReligion is just old school laws made to scare people into doing the right thing and give people something to hope for when there may be nothing phyically left to hope for.
This place is deep DG.
ReplyDeleteHence the religous speak.
But I have already done this. So do you think Lady Gaga was at that club in Miami that night and this song was written about me?
ReplyDeleteIt is deep and serious. Afterall, it is the internet and the internet should not be taken lightly.
ReplyDelete(Read my comment backwards for a subliminal message to you.)
You are her inspiration. I wrote to her (you know, being you are my inspiration) letting her know about your story.
ReplyDeleteShe e-mailed me back write away and said, "She sounds like the best person ever. Do you think she'd mind if she's my muse?"
I wrote back, "Nope, but you have to pay me royalties."
Rock on Gaga.
I take nothing lightly DG.
ReplyDeleteThat's why you see such prolific writing.
Since we are being deep tonight....why do they call ultra violet rays ultra violet when the rays don't look violet at all to me?
ReplyDeleteThat's way too deep for me. If I think about it, I might get a headache.
ReplyDeleteI asked my friend google, here you go.
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultraviolet
The name means "beyond violet" (from Latin ultra, "beyond"), violet being the color of the shortest wavelengths of visible light. UV light has a shorter wavelength than that of violet light.
ReplyDeleteI just wanted to save you the time of doing a menial task of looking it up.
ReplyDeleteA lowly peasant like me has time to do those things.
I am glad you did because you are right, I was not going to look it up. I am more concerned with listening to my favorite song over and over tonight.
ReplyDeleteWhat's your favorite song?
ReplyDeleteLoser?
That is true anonymous. Religion and spirituality are two different things.
ReplyDeleteIs your favorite song by Kings of Leon?
ReplyDeleteTry this for deep and serious: have you ever witnessed your 9 year old niece possessed/channeling things that 9 year olds simply do not and should not know or talk about?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I didnt have to look to fucking "deep" into that to see what the fuck was going on. And that is only a speck a what I have "looked deep into."
I have to admit, I've never witnessed anything like that.
ReplyDeleteI do not know any crazy 9 year olds. Next time I pick up spurs at the institution I will ask if there are any possessed 9 year olds I can speak to.
ReplyDeleteHey, Soul Sister by Train is currently my favorite song.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteThis post is about someone from a church (religous) making a song about god (also religious). Therefore you are wrong, this post is about FUCKING religion.
I am still going to be deep. I am curious how some people survive day to day life with no common sense because life can be dangerous.
ReplyDeleteSoul Sister? Really? I don't think I've ever heard anything by Train..
ReplyDeleteWas the "pick up spurs at the institution" really necessary DG?
ReplyDelete"Hey, hey, hey, hey
ReplyDeleteYour lipstick stains, on the left side of my brain...."
Yes it was necessary. At least everyone will know you finally moved out of your mom's basement into a safer and padded environment.
ReplyDeleteI am gansta...your so thug...
ReplyDelete*gangsta*
ReplyDeleteI'm sure your niece isn't crazy but you are the one saying she was possessed. However, I do believe you are crazy. So her craziness is probably just your mind playing tricks on you.
ReplyDeleteI hear prozac works wonders. You should down a whole bottle tonight and then maybe you will be normal like the rest of us.
And seriously...you read into lady gaga lyrics? Who does that shit?
ReplyDeleteAlso, if you were my aunt I'd probably go fucking crazy too. Why would you even bring up your year old with issues on here in the first place? Is that your one in accomplishment in life in which you entitled yourself to be so-called deep? Bullshit. You are nothing more than some crazy bitch that has so many problems in life your head is probably spinning out of control. You also want to appear as if you are different than the rest. As if you are unique. You are not and you know this so you overcompensate with your deepness and weird fucking comments.
ReplyDeleteDG, a real "gangsta" would come up with newer material than "SPURS FAN lives in his mom's basement."
ReplyDeleteJust a thought.
You are so lost spurs. Get with it. You are SO NOT DEEP. The gangsta thug reference was a line in that song and the reference to your mom's basement was saying you moved out of it therefore it is new.
ReplyDeleteThis video reminds me of anonymous(JAG). Ironically, it's from the same church and same family. Maybe they could understand each other.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAMaWsuGTXU&feature=related
DG:
ReplyDeleteI'm not DEEP. I'm very shallow. But I already knew that.
dirtybitch?
ReplyDeletewas anon talking to me and you at the same time, dg?
Maybe she was KB. I guess we can also be referred to as Kinky Girl as well.
ReplyDeleteI remember watching the interview with that lady DG.
ReplyDeleteBut honestly she was referring to me only. She threw in the 'bitch' part for shock value to show her originality.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, you are shallow and a complete disaster.
DID YOU JUST CALL DG A CUNT, LINDSAY???!!!
ReplyDeleteDG, Kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteHere's a link that breaks down Bad Romance.
http://vigilantcitizen.com/?p=2737
btw, who is Lindsay? And James?
ReplyDeletespurs, can you do a cliff's notes post on that link please? add is rearing its head again
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDelete"A complete disaster?"
That's pretty rough. Why am I a complete disaster? (that's actually a pretty good insult for being so simple)
Like dummy for example. I like that one.
My relentless taunting caused you to bring up your crazy family? How so? Because I mentioned what this post was about? I haven't commented in almost a week. So when was I relentlessly taunting you?
ReplyDeleteI really am not being sarcastic when I say you seriously have some mental problems.
KB:
ReplyDeleteJames was Drew. He has a new alter ego. And as far as the Cliff Notes? It's kind of long.
I am sorry I left out you being a complete SOCIAL disaster.
ReplyDeleteWell thanks DG.
ReplyDeleteKB:
ReplyDeleteLindsay is JAG also known as Just a girl and Anonymous. She has some deep rooted issues she hasn't come to terms with yet. I am here to help her.
what did your niece channel, lindsanon?
ReplyDeletebtw-I am sorry I forgot to mail your xmas present, Linds. I got busy. Can I send it for Valentine's Day instead?
ReplyDeleteI think I relentlessly taunt LINDSAY everyday without my knowledge. She probably is a cutter and blames me for her scars.
ReplyDeleteLINDSAY: Tell me, do you walk in the rain so nobody sees your tears?
"do you walk in the rain so nobody sees your tears?"
ReplyDeleteYou are like a philosopher DG. Did you hear that line in a movie or something?
I don't really care about a deeper meaning into Lady Gaga's lyrics. That is just something I haven't found interest in googling. I have better things to do with my time in the real world.
ReplyDeleteLINDSAY: For future knowledge, "Side to side gets you an ambulance ride,
ReplyDeleteup and down gets rid of your frown."
Oh now who is talking in riddles? You weirdo, youre just trying to sound deep aren't you?
ReplyDeleteBITCH YOU DON'T KNOW ME. I barely even comment on here which I'm sure you already know since all you do is analyze comments on here and the dirty to find some special subliminal message in it all. Believe me, I am no different in real life than my comments here. Sorry I am not into finding unexisting meanings in different aspects of life because I am already living my own life which is actually pretty damn good. I can guarantee you this LINDSAY, I am what you wished you could be but will never have the possibility to be.
ReplyDeleteYou sure do know about "cutting" dont you? I guess you had time to Google that didnt you? I guess that would be more important than things like symbolism for someone whose life is shit so they research the right way to end it. I hate being this ugly but girl, you just rub me the wrong way baddd.
ReplyDeleteI am talking in riddles for you, you stupid bitch. It is called MAKING FUN OF YOUR CRAZY MIND.
ReplyDeleteIn the nicest possible way I can say this and still be truthful, DG or Shelly, I have seen your picture dear. I assure you I have never wished I could you in any way, shape, or form. Nice "Fight Club" reference though Miss Originality.
ReplyDeleteWhy would I have to google what a cutter is? How is my life shit? I don't have a possessed 9 year old niece, I don't have to strip to pay the bills, I make sense when I talk, I know there is a time a place for 'deep', I have the ability to make people laugh, and I am mentally stronger than you will ever be.
ReplyDelete*could be you
ReplyDeleteI have never watch Fight Club so I don't know what exactly I referenced? But I can never tell what the fuck you are talking about and neither can anybody else.
ReplyDeleteI rub you the wrong way because I have the ability to call you out on your stupid bullshit comments you put on here. Why don't you find some poetic website to post your riddles on?
ReplyDeleteI have much more of a clue about you than you know about me. I guarantee that. You are crazy. Positively, seriously, hands down, CRAZY. I am sure I am not the first person or will be the last person to let you in on this. But I will admit, your craziness makes me laugh. It also makes me appreciate my sanity even more.
ReplyDeleteLINDSAY: You know you could stop stripping and collect disability instead because you are clinically insane. Anyway, you would think at your age you would have your life a bit more together. If I were you before you analyze anyone else I would analyze yourself and figure out how to make your life not suck and at the same time gain some fucking self confidence.
ReplyDeleteIf your situation was so REAL then why bring it to a comment board in which EVERYBODY was commenting? Bad idea, don't you think? What is with this limelight crap? I think the limelight is something you care about. Wtf? Do you think this is some free therapy session just for you? Damn, each comment you make amazes me even more. Your are literally the craziest yet stupidest person I have ever dealt with in my entire life. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteAgain, i dont strip, but keep using that as your attack mechanism dirtytwat. And I didnt just bring my situation to some comment board. There are reasons, good reasons, why I chose to speak about this on this blog. Again, those reasons are none of your damn business and bc of your bitchy ass attitude Im certainly not going to tell them to you. But, no worries, Im sure Spurs can fill ya in on all the juicy details.
ReplyDeleteNope, I won't fill DG in on the "juicy" details. As far as "researching" you? She doesn't know what you are referring to, so don't write too much Lindsay.
ReplyDeleteWell seeing as how you are the one who continues to talk to me and about me repeteadly on numerous occasions when I have not addressed you in any way, Id say you obviously give way more of a fuck about me than I do about you Dirtyslut!
ReplyDeleterepeatedly*
ReplyDeleteLindsay, once again you are under the delusion that I care about your craziness. I don't. But I do find it entertaining.
ReplyDeleteYour good reasons are complete bullshit. You are just playing the 'please feel sorry for me' game. Nobody really cares. Really.
I guess it's back to the drawing board, lindsay. NOBODY understands you and your mental problems. Just curious, in your lifetime how many people have referenced your name and psycho in the same sentence?
ReplyDeleteSPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteNope, I won't fill DG in on the "juicy" details. As far as "researching" you? She doesn't know what you are referring to, so don't write too much Lindsay.
NO, write more Lindsay, more. Don' t listen to Spurs, he is a member ofthe Iluminati! See the horns on the spur logo of his favorite team?
Wtf are you guys talking about?
kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteSmartass.
while i was reading some of that shit spurs, one of those random talking ads came up. guess what it was for?
ReplyDeletea giftcard to WALMART!
if that isnt proof that all of what the vigilant citizen says is true, i dont know what is.
Lindsay, I really don't care to hear about all your negative life sob stories. Idk, maybe for more entertainment value I would.
ReplyDeletebtw-i still need cuddle time from my earlier story. not from you, but from the guy i cuddled.
ReplyDeletegosh, i really should just ask him to cuddle me hard, shouldnt i?
wait-is lindsay the craigslist whore in the pic dg dug up??
ReplyDeleteKB:
ReplyDeleteI am going to cuddle tomorrow night. And maybe I will bring up moving to Wales too just for you. Then I will come back and tell you the story just so you can live vicariously through me.
KB:
ReplyDeleteNo, but she is very similar to the same thing. But instead of paying cash to her you just have to pretend like you understand her riddles and pathetic life story.
I want people to feel sorry for me? Is that really all you could come up with? Not only is that a desperate little failed attempt at yet another cut down, but it also contradicts what you claimed I was trying to do earlier. Remember you said I am trying to appear unique or special. Which one is it bitch? Am I trying to sound important or pitiful? Dont even bother answering that. Youre already spinning in circles with pathetic criticisms. Just bow out, go about your way, and dont address me anymore. I'll give you the same courtesy. Problem solved.
ReplyDeleteWales. Can you imagine hearing that? My gosh, I woulda kicked my own ass off of myself if possible.
ReplyDeleteRQ thinks she fucked up her date? She needs to sign on her ASAP so she can let go of her regret.
See how thoughtful I am? Embarassing myself in front of everyone by repeating that story to make RQ feel better.
Happy Fucking Valentine's Day, Queenie.
people who think they are important are generally viewed as pitiful by the rest of us.
ReplyDeletejust sayin, lindsanon.
i hate when i have to explain jokes to people. it makes me lose faith in humanity
ReplyDeleteNo dumbass it does mean the same thing. You use your pitiful life as a way of trying to differentiate yourself from the rest and use your pitiful life stories as your reason for being so 'deep'.
ReplyDeletei could never be a school teacher. oh my gosh, id go off on those little fuckers!
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteWhere did the random talking ad come from? Not from here.
Oh, and I thought the guy you were cuddling with was from years ago.
Can you find him?
spurs is all tangled up in those lady gaga stories. he is hooked! gonna smash all his cd's and delete his itunes library asap!
ReplyDeletehis mom's gonna be pissed when she sees all her hard earned diner tips she saved to buy those cds smashed up in the driveway
Actually, he's probably in prison.
ReplyDeleteI don't listen to any of Gaga's music smartass.
ReplyDeleteoh gawd, here we go with another explanation.
ReplyDeletethe ad came from vigilant citizen. while i was reading. about the devil stuff in lady gagas videos.
the random cuddler was from years ago, but i did just see him recently at our hs reunion. fuck i just aged myself. oh well.
yes, i can find him.
Lindsay,
ReplyDeleteI am going to send you and spurs a Secret Society Decoder like ralphie had on A Christmas Story so you can mail spurs secret messages only he can understand. Merry xmas!
So he's not in prison? Strange.
ReplyDeleteYeah, sorry for asking about the ad. Next time you write something kinkyb!tch and address me when doing so, I'll just ignore it.
prison? not any of my past cuddle partners are dbags. i am not elfie.
ReplyDeleteYou think that I think Spurs is Illuminati? Oh goodness, you are really confused about me and what I actually think. Where the fuck do you get that I am an avid reader of vigilant whatever or that I believe everything written about on such a site? Thats ok though, keep talking shit based on whatever clues youve gathered from my riddles and breadcrumbs of gibberish as you call it. Your opinion has no bearing on the reality of things.
ReplyDeleteI watched the Christmas Story (once again) on Christmas Day DG. Nice reference.
ReplyDeleteso when i write you a valentine poem, you are going to ignore it?
ReplyDeletefuck you then, spurs.
first i buy you a snuggie, you refuse it. leopard print just like you wanted, too. it took me a long time to track it down too.
i click on your ads-i dont get a piece of gum from that pack you bought.
no you dont like me walmart is the devil just like lady gaga joke?
when that box of weed arrives for st pattys day you BETTAH mark return to sender on that box then!
lindsanon, way to make dg's assumptions about you ring so true.
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Once again Lindsay, I have no idea what you are talking about. My opinion does matter because you keep responding. And I am responding to you because your comments are really making me laugh and I can't sleep so what the hell. Thanks for keeping me entertained crazy bitch.
ReplyDeletei wonder where lamp works. coffee sounds good right now. i wonder if she would give me a free one if i mention spursfan.com while ordering
ReplyDeleteJust trying to help out:
ReplyDeletetrust /trÊŒst/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [truhst] Show IPA ,
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–noun 1. reliance on the integrity, strength, ability, surety, etc., of a person or thing; confidence.
2. confident expectation of something; hope.
3. confidence in the certainty of future payment for property or goods received; credit: to sell merchandise on trust.
4. a person on whom or thing on which one relies: God is my trust.
5. the condition of one to whom something has been entrusted.
6. the obligation or responsibility imposed on a person in whom confidence or authority is placed: a position of trust.
7. charge, custody, or care: to leave valuables in someone's trust.
8. something committed or entrusted to one's care for use or safekeeping, as an office, duty, or the like; responsibility; charge.
9. Law. a. a fiduciary relationship in which one person (the trustee) holds the title to property (the trust estate or trust property) for the benefit of another (the beneficiary).
b. the property or funds so held.
10. Commerce. a. an illegal combination of industrial or commercial companies in which the stock of the constituent companies is controlled by a central board of trustees, thus making it possible to manage the companies so as to minimize production costs, control prices, eliminate competition, etc.
b. any large industrial or commercial corporation or combination having a monopolistic or semimonopolistic control over the production of some commodity or service.
11. Archaic. reliability.
–adjective 12. Law. of or pertaining to trusts or a trust.
–verb (used without object) 13. to rely upon or place confidence in someone or something (usually fol. by in or to): to trust in another's honesty; trusting to luck.
14. to have confidence; hope: Things work out if one only trusts.
15. to sell merchandise on credit.
–verb (used with object) 16. to have trust or confidence in; rely or depend on.
17. to believe.
18. to expect confidently; hope (usually fol. by a clause or infinitive as object): trusting the job would soon be finished; trusting to find oil on the land.
19. to commit or consign with trust or confidence.
20. to permit to remain or go somewhere or to do something without fear of consequences: He does not trust his children out of his sight.
21. to invest with a trust; entrust with something.
22. to give credit to (a person) for goods, services, etc., supplied: Will you trust us till payday?
—Verb phrase23. trust to, to rely on; trust: Never trust to luck!
—Idiom24. in trust, in the position of being left in the care or guardianship of another: She left money to her uncle to keep in trust for her children.
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Origin:
1175–1225; (n.) ME < ON traust trust (c. G Trost comfort); (v.) ME trusten < ON treysta, deriv. of traust
Related forms:
trust⋅a⋅ble, adjective
trust⋅a⋅bil⋅i⋅ty, noun
truster, noun
Synonyms:
1. certainty, belief, faith. Trust, assurance, confidence imply a feeling of security. Trust implies instinctive unquestioning belief in and reliance upon something: to have trust in one's parents. Confidence implies conscious trust because of good reasons, definite evidence, or past experience: to have confidence in the outcome of events. Assurance implies absolute confidence and certainty: to feel an assurance of victory. 8. commitment, commission. 17. credit. 19. entrust.
Coffee does sound good right now. I will make some and have it delivered to you by your cuddler, KB.
ReplyDeleteI looked this up for you Lindsay. It's some good info to know about yourself:
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Engraving of the eighth print of William Hogarth's A Rake's Progress depicting Inmates at Bedlam AsylumInsanity, craziness or madness is a spectrum of behaviors characterized by certain abnormal mental or behavioral patterns. Insanity may manifest as violations of societal norms, including becoming a danger to themselves and others, though not all such acts are considered insanity. In modern usage insanity is most commonly encountered as an informal unscientific term denoting mental instability, or in the narrow legal context of the insanity defense. In the medical profession the term is now avoided in favor of diagnoses of specific mental illness such as schizophrenia and other psychotic disorders
apparently dirtybitch was not a typo. lindsanon does indeed have us confused, dg.
ReplyDelete:see comment above by said confusedanon referencing riddled gibberish:*
I made no such comments towards you ever, lindsanon. dg, however, did.
*explanation provided for spursfan, in order to avoid any further confusion
KB,
ReplyDeleteLindsanon is confused about many parts of her life which is why she is so deep. Please forive her issues. She is kind of like the handicapped parking of commenting.