Sunday, January 17, 2010
Pam's Public Service Announcement
I'm pretty sure Jan. 18th has been around longer than a 100 years. And why are you worried about crabs? I didn't know dildos carried crabs.
Also, you kind of look like you are made of wax.
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Tell those crabs to take a fucking hike, Pam. If that doesn't work, try Rid. Because aren't those the same little creatures?
ReplyDeleteif rid doesnt work what you can do is light your pubes on fire and when you see the crabs running out of your bush stab them with an icepick.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking she should use Raid. But maybe she could use Rid too. .
ReplyDeleteI feel left out tomorrow. I don't have any std's. There is nothing to celebrate. I guess I will just settle on celebrating mlk day instead.
ReplyDeleteeven if she douched with jet fuel it still wouldnt get rid of what she has.
ReplyDeleteHey anonymous, you should check out CBT's comments about his shaman, Old Bear. It's within the first 20 comments on the newest page of comments on the post below.
ReplyDeleteWhat about throwing one of those smoke bombs down her pants?
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteWell, you can be thankful you don't have STD's.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteJet fuel?
That's funny.
old bear? that sounds like cheap whiskey. i am gonna go have a good laugh at those comments, if he doesnt delete them.
ReplyDeleteI think Old Bear has been drinking cheap whiskey.
ReplyDeleteI like cheap champagne....any brand spumanti and then I mix it with Sunny D. It's the perfect way to start your day at the pool.
ReplyDeletegreat, cbt takes advice from a dear abby locked up in a deer hide tent. that explains it all. or maybe old bear is his gay lover?
ReplyDeleteYou plan on hanging out at the pool tomorrow DG?
ReplyDeleteThat's funny anonymous. He also have a love advisor, Big Fake Tits (Elfie).
ReplyDeleteNo I don't. That was just a random comment. I was just thinking back to the days of summer.
ReplyDeletewhy does anyone need any advisors? cant they do the thinking for themselves? its not that hard to make a decision. heres the depth of cbts decisions:
ReplyDeletewhat should i wear today? the polyester slacks or the camouflage corduroy?
I was going to say DG, it's a little cool to be hanging out at the pool. But thanks for reminiscing here.
ReplyDeletei have a feeling cbt has a wallet made out of duct tape and inner tubes.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteWell, Old Bear said CBT is going to have a baby with his newest woman.
is she going to bite his wolf tattoo? thats where cbts prostate is located isnt it? right under the surface of the tattoo.
ReplyDeleteWe should ask CBT if he has a wallet made of duct tape and inner tubes.
ReplyDeletealso, you cant get your hand pregnant. so old bear is lying to cbt.
ReplyDeleteThat's how you get pregnant in the Ozarks anonymous. The woman bites the man's wolf tattoo.
ReplyDelete"also, you cant get your hand pregnant. so old bear is lying to cbt."
ReplyDeleteThat's funny man.
also, he doesnt have a new girlfriend. he has had his left hand all his life. just because you switch up every other week doesnt make them new girlfriends cbt.
ReplyDeleteI think he actually does. She's 23.
ReplyDeleteso i was watching this pathetic attempt at attention whoring and with the volume off it looks like pam is holding in her shit. try it, you will agree.
ReplyDeleteAll right, hang on.
ReplyDeleteshes overly expressive and animated....and doesnt have any lips. well, she does have beef curtains but i wasnt referring to those lips.
ReplyDeleteYep, I can see what you mean. It kind of looks like the area around her mouth is frozen. There's something off there.
ReplyDeleteShe does seem rather animanted. Maybe her crabs were acting up, and she just didn't want to scratch.
ReplyDelete*animated*
ReplyDeleteI think CBT needs to take Pam to Old Bear and see what he thinks of her.
ReplyDeleteold bear would be like, 'you bringa me um tranny?'
ReplyDeleteand then cbt would reply with, 'hey, a holes a hole.'
ReplyDeleteGood one man.
ReplyDeleteBut really, you think she looks like a tranny?
minimum requirements to be cbts girlfriend:
ReplyDeleteheartbeat (slightly)
low iq
asshole (functioning or not)
dude, pams not hot at all. shes not even average. at least not in my opinion. she cant even focus for 30 seconds. shes always moving around. image having dinner with a broad who is wiggling around like she going to suffer prolapse.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteYou wish you could roll like Drew?
Yeah, I guess you could give her some ice cream and milk and she could make a shake for you with all her spazzing around.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteThat's my dream in life. Why do you ask? Did he post some more of his "baller status?"
I see he did post something new.
ReplyDeleteHey anonymous, go check out Drew's new chick.
Yes, his baller status includes grandmothers and you are jealous of it.
ReplyDeleteAre you saying his words that he said you said are accurate?
DG:
ReplyDeleteI think that woman would like being referred to as "New flavor of the week."
drews victim looks like a gremlin.
ReplyDeleteYes DG, they are accurate. I told him he's my hero, and he just ran with it.
ReplyDeleteIts his new flavor of the week. His other flavor from craigslist was a better flavor. Maybe his commission is low this week.
ReplyDeletealso, what happened to drews lower jaw? was he born without one?
ReplyDeleteShe does anonymous. She kind of looks like Dyan Cannon. Like if you were to dig her up out of the grave. Then you'd see the similarity.
ReplyDeletedrew reminds me of zippy the pinhead from national lampoon magazine.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteI'd say that Craigslist whore was a better flavor too.
Notice the strong sock puppet resemblance once again. It's like he was born without a chin.
ReplyDeleteBut I'm outta here. Bye spurs!
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteHe does look like he was born without a lower jaw. And that Zippy the Pinhead reference was fucking hilarious.
We should do a side by side of him and Zippy.
See you later DG. Have fun.
ReplyDeletei have a zippy pic downloaded and ready to go.
ReplyDeleteAwesome. We could put Zippy right next to a gremlin. And then put Drew and his flavor's pic right next to it.
ReplyDeletegot it. will do.
ReplyDeleteCool. Thanks. This will be fun for him to see.
ReplyDeleteI just looked at Drew's new flavor. Is that the one he so charmingly called whorebreath?
ReplyDeletei think a good nickname for her will be fem-grem.
ReplyDeleteI do think it was very romantic of him to take her to the American Legion on a date.
ReplyDeleteFem-grem is a great nickname.
ReplyDeleteAmerican Legion is the most romantic place in New Jersey bitchhog.
ReplyDeleteYou know, if you click on the pic to get the larger version, it looks like Drew is wearing lipstick.
ReplyDeletehahaha...drew wears lipstick.
ReplyDeleteIt appears he does. I think he puts blush on his cheeks too.
ReplyDeleteyeah but fags like him call it complexion enhancer.
ReplyDeleteHe'd make a pretty good Santa.
ReplyDeletecheck your mail, spurs.
ReplyDeleteAll right, cool.
ReplyDeletelol. i think he will love them.
ReplyDeleteYeah, he'll have a good laugh at that one.
ReplyDeleteI know I did.
ReplyDeletedont post those epics yet. i have a better idea for them.
ReplyDeletepics*
ReplyDeletei will send it tomorrow when i am done with it. it will be great.
ReplyDeleteCool, I'm looking forward to that.
ReplyDeleteThanks.
no problem. so anyway, i saw a really shitty movie today. smoking aces 2: assassins ball. horrible.
ReplyDeleteYeah? Did you like the first Smoking Aces?
ReplyDeleteI prefer to be called bitchhog. The name evokes beauty and a pleasant demeanor.
ReplyDeleteI watched (I am ashamed to admit) Jersey Shore last night. My favorite line was from Snooki: "He's really nice, so he must be clean."
It does evoke beauty and a pleasant demeanor. I remember that was my first thought when seeing your name.
ReplyDeleteAnd you actually watched Jersey Shore? At least you are ashamed when you admitted that.
I've watched about ten minutes of that show, that Snooki is so trashy.
ReplyDeletei though the first smoking aces was decent. the action made up for the lack of acting ability so it was ok.
ReplyDeleteIt is AWFUL! I cannot even believe there are people out there like that. Truly disgusting. They are all trashy. The Jersey Shore did not even look like a hot spot or any sort of desirable destination.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I thought the shoot out scene with Alicia Keys was all right. I see they really changed up the cast for the second one. Anything with Tom Berenger is second rate at best.
ReplyDeleteYou know bitchhog, I think Alcatraz would be a better vacation spot than New Jersey.
ReplyDeleteI live by Alcatraz now. Let me know if you would like to visit. I will let you borrow my flippers and you can swim to it.
ReplyDeleteActually, after spending about an hour with me, you'd probably want to swim to Alcatraz.
ReplyDeletei think jersey had potential at one time and maybe there are a few places that are still decent but from what i have seen on tv i would rather stay on the west coast.
ReplyDeleteI really don't know if New Jersey even has anything to offer.
ReplyDeleteprobably not anymore. i think it is the state with the most nuclear waste dumpsites. i cant remember where i read that.
ReplyDeleteIt probably does. That's why you end up with a Gremlin and a Zippy.
ReplyDeletehahaha...hes never gonna live that down now. plus he wears man makeup.
ReplyDeleteHe's just a metrosexual anonymous, that's all.
ReplyDeleteHe's in style.
i never understood that whole metrosexual thing. why cant you just be a well groomed man without acting all faggy?
ReplyDeleteFunny. But I think if you are acting all "faggy", then you are a homosexual, not a metorsexual.
ReplyDelete*metrosexual*
ReplyDeleteyeah. that too.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I think that's it.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised Pam hasn't chimened in yet. She must not NO ("Pam speak") she's posted.
dude...i think she lurks this blog 24/7 when she sends something in.
ReplyDeleteI think she thought I wasn't going to it. She left the link here awhile ago.
ReplyDeleteTerrell Owens is on ESPN2 right now with Andy Roddick at the Australian Open.
ReplyDeleteI pictured beauty when I read "Le Bitchhog" on the Dirty.
ReplyDeleteGood point kinkyb!tch. The "Le" just makes the name seems so classy and beautiful.
ReplyDeleteit does. She really should bring it back. In addition to adding a Valentine's Day themed avatar.
ReplyDeleteYou are just all about the Valentine's Day avatars, aren't you kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteWhy weren't you on the Christmas avatar kick? I think you should come up with something for every holiday.
I will, from here on out. I will not neglect any major holiday.
ReplyDeleteAll right, sounds good.
ReplyDeleteI'm already scoping out St. Patty's Day and Easter avatars. Easter is early this year, I have to be on top of my game.
ReplyDeleteI'm already on top of the game, as you can see.
ReplyDeleteI said MAJOR, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteNo one even knows why they have tomorrow off.
but that did make me laugh.
ReplyDeleteKeep it!
I am reading '10 things you should never say to your boyfriend'. What do you think the top 10 things are, Spursy?
ReplyDeleteThat's good. I will. Frankly, I'm a little disappointed that I even went down the avatar route, but being you've brought entertainment here, and you are such a nice person, I'll play along.
ReplyDeleteI don't even want to guess. What are they?
ReplyDeleteAnd why did it take so long for AZ to recognize MLK Jr. Day?
Because we are racist.
ReplyDeleteNo, I don't know. Our state is pretty dumb though. I saw you guys talking about our governer earlier. my gawd she is a douchebag.
Ok well one of them is never to admit to a fart or burp. Cause apparently you guys dont think, or like to think, that we do that kind of stuff. Is that true?
testing, 1 2 3..
ReplyDeleteWell, I for one don't care about burps, but I'm not into hearing farts.
ReplyDeleteI don't think you are either kinkyb!tch.
So what other ones are there?
4 5 6..
ReplyDeletewell as long as I am not dutch ovened, Im okay.
ReplyDeletedont't ever say:
-my ex did the same thing!
-dont tell him a secret you werent supposed to tell, but then tell him not to tell *dumb. do guys care about that shit?
-do you think shes pretty
-i hate my thighs!
-when we are married/have kids *omg, that is why francis ignored me that week i was e-pregnant!
-i'm fine or nevermind
-i hate your mom
-are you sure youre okay (for the umpteenth time)
-and my fave, I will try anything once
*reason being, a man will take it in the literal sense
I'll add number 11:
ReplyDelete--I'm reading a magazine that tells me what I should say or not say in a relationship.
Nice pic by the way.
ReplyDeletehah. not.
ReplyDeletei am reading it cause i thought i could get a good laugh. i saw the headline on yahoo and said yes, let me read this dumb shit and all the cosmo-esque rationales behind it.
i think i like yours better.
ReplyDeletewhere is pam? she debuts a video then does not make a guest appearance? so rude.
Well, all those articles are worth is a laugh kinkyb!tch, I agree.
ReplyDeleteAnd I was wondering where Pam was earlier as well. She actually left this link on the previous post, I don't think she thought I was going to post it.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, I'd say my pic is better, but that's cool you got in the spirit of things kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteKinkyb!tch, I think you should write an article or list on what women don't want to hear from men. And then e-mail it to me. That would be a good post. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteKB I think you should add the "Le" to your name as well. It makes us all so much more sophisticated.
ReplyDeleteSomething has changed about you DG. You seem more high class now. I can't figure out what it is.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if I should respond to a peasant like you. But I will. I am nice sometimes.
ReplyDeleteYou must be high on pain meds to be cocky enough to call me a peasant.
ReplyDeleteOk, I gave my number to this guy for whatever reason. But his friend was the one that looked good. I guess I told him he was the hottest before he left. So he texts me from his phone asking if I want he could text me his number if I wanted it.
ReplyDeleteDo you see the humor in that? Or is that just funnier right now to me?
Oh...pain meds. I have not taken them today.
ReplyDeleteBut yeah, that's kind of funny. I mean, I wonder if they guy's mom knows he's out so late.
ReplyDeleteOh, that's right. High Schools are closed tomorrow for MLK Jr. Day.
It was weird. He was actually wore these Harry Potter looking glasses so I kept calling him Harry. But I finally told him to take the glasses off and surprisingly he was very hot. But then again, I was drunk so I guess I will never know for sure.
ReplyDeleteand if I were attracted to complete idiots I would be all over you.
ReplyDeleteThat was actually a pretty good one. I guess I kind of set myself up for that one.
ReplyDeleteThe funny thing about Harry Potter was at first glance you would think he had no game at all but he really had more than all of his friends.
ReplyDeleteI found that kind of interesting.
I'll tell you what's interesting:
ReplyDeleteHe was wearing glasses and he was still attracted to you. I mean, I thought glasses improved eyesight.
My response to him was that I only speak korean. So I don't really know how someone would respond to that unless they actually spoke korean.
ReplyDeleteGuess I learned something new.
ReplyDeleteInteresting indeed.
Well, if you said that in English, that was pretty WEAK.
ReplyDeleteSo I see you are picking mlk day over std day. Is this because you never get laid?
ReplyDeleteNo, it's just I haven't slept with you. So I don't have STD's.
ReplyDeleteI don't go to bars to pick up floozies like you. I have a little more class than that.
ReplyDeleteYou could never sleep with me. Especially because I have "Le" before my name.
ReplyDeleteNo, instead you set up a spin off website from the dirty and wait for them to come to you.
ReplyDeleteI guess that's a good point. My glasses/contacts actually improve my vision.
ReplyDeleteSo no, I don't see it happening.
Yeah, that was the whole point of setting up this website Le Floozy.
ReplyDeleteWell, you may as well throw away those contacts because you know that sock puppet big drew? That is what your future holds.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry.
And you may as well keep getting wasted and keep those delusional thoughts of yourself, because that Gremlin is what you'll look like in a few years.
ReplyDeleteI know that is why you set up this site, Le Loser. You saw your name in Hollywood lights and had dreams but they have all been flushed down the Le Toilet.
ReplyDeleteThat gremlin is all that you can get now. And even that would cost you at least $50.
ReplyDeleteLe Drunken Floozy:
ReplyDeleteYour Le Drunken Thoughts are funny to me.
Probably. But I could get you for $40. And then all I'd have to do is take my contacts out and pretend you were her.
ReplyDeleteYour undrunken thoughts are even funnier to me.
ReplyDeleteI could care less about your Le Opinion of me, Le Floozy.
ReplyDeleteNo, you couldn't get me for $40 because I don't want to take out my contacts.
ReplyDeleteLAME.
ReplyDeleteIs floozy the best you have for me?
ReplyDeleteDon't hate because I actually go out and have fun sometimes. You wish you could have just a piece of this le life.
I'd be asking for Terrance to take me back to my old life within five minutes if I had your life, Le Flooze.
ReplyDeleteWho the hell is Terrance? You say that as if we have hung out in the past.
ReplyDeleteYou know, from It's a Wonderful Life?
ReplyDeleteThe angel?
ReplyDeleteC'mon Le Dummy, I know you've seen that movie before.
No I have never watched that. The only time I saw a part of it is when they showed a clip of it on Gremlins and that guy was running down the street yelling something.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I don't know what I was thinking. It doesn't have Jesse Metcalfe in it.
ReplyDeleteYes, what were you thinking?
ReplyDeleteJesse is hot.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I know your opinion of him. Don't forget Bradly Cooper. But he chose Renee Zellwegger over you.
ReplyDeleteThat must burn.
Le Bradley has not met me yet. Just wait. He will be mine.
ReplyDeleteWell good Le Luck, because I don't see it happening. He's not going to get with a Le Commoner.
ReplyDeleteDon't put me down in your Le Category.
ReplyDeleteAfterall, I met Everclear today. I am big time now.
Meeting someone washed up doesn't make you big time.
ReplyDeleteYou know, maybe you should go on that reality show where you can get banged by Bret Michaels.
Rock of Love.
ReplyDeleteThere's an idea.
Check this out:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G29GBPE6l1o
You know, I would like to go to a Le Poison concert. But I have no interest in Bret. But if I really wanted to bang bret, I know his address and he doesn't really live to far away. Why bother with a reality show?
*too*
ReplyDeleteHey, I think I could hear you singing.
ReplyDeleteEverybody was singing. You can't just narrow it down to me.
ReplyDeleteAnd indeed, why bother with a reality show. Just skip feeling like a complete loser, and just feel like a partial loser by banging Bret like some washed up groupie.
ReplyDeleteHey, at least you'd have a reason to celebrate STD day.
I'm quite sure that was your voice.
ReplyDeleteI just said I DID NOT have any interest in Le Bret. But if I truly wanted to I do know where he lives, as well as friends of his, and i know where he hangs out in scottsdale. At least a couple years ago I did. But at this point I've never had the interest to track him down. I'd be afraid to find out what is missing under the bandana and cowboy hat.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I understand that you wrote that you didn't have any interest in him. It's called giving you a Le hard time, Le DG.
ReplyDeleteSo you know I didn't say that so that make you LE WEAK.
ReplyDeleteLe DG, I just wrote that I was giving you a Le hard time.
ReplyDeleteI don't even know why you try to battle with me.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh I did not even seee this post until now, I had work all day, then I had a work party, then a date - then I ran into a friend and went on another date.
ReplyDeleteI love it Spurs good job!!
Here in Arkansas, the state offices are not closed for MLK day. They are officially closed for Robert E. Lee's birthday. When the Feds made a holiday for King, our state legislature combined it Lee's Birthday. We pretty much said, "Fuck them ni--ers".
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteAnd indeed, why bother with a reality show. Just skip feeling like a complete loser, and just feel like a partial loser by banging Bret like some washed up groupie.
Hey, at least you'd have a reason to celebrate STD day."
Isn't Bret Michaels RQ's brother?
"Le" just for you DG.
ReplyDeleteI'm also pretty sure banging Bret Michaels ain't all that tough DG. I assume you have hair and a pulse?
ReplyDeleteI have to work today... my great-grandfather was a black watermelon farmer (no lie) I should get today off just for that... racists.
ReplyDeletePam's a lot more entertaining while doing the Larry Platt
ReplyDelete(her pants on the ground)
CBT:
ReplyDeleteThe state offices aren't closed? That's messed up.
Pam:
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you liked it. Hopefully you didn't end up giving your dates crabs.
Streets:
ReplyDeleteYou have to work on MLK Jr. Day? That sucks. Me too. But I think I'm going to leave early.
Wopness:
ReplyDeleteYeah, Pam doing Larry Platt would be entertaining.
Ya know I grew up in a predominantly blood neighborhood here in tucson, and even though I never gang banged myself (not a good look) I had a real issue with the crips, just because of wear I lived (and one ill fated sexual encounter with their big dogs girlfriend) That being said, I too lived under the sentiment "Fuck Crabs" but I believe it was quite a different meaning
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