Friday, January 29, 2010
Why condoms don't protect against STD's
"Your vagina is full of AIDS!"
The last thing on this guy's mind should be marriage. It should be to stop making videos. Otherwise, I don't think he'll even get a date.
Thanks for the link DG.
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Exactly. That would be fun to put as a ringtone on your phone.
ReplyDeleteAnd I watched the one video mocking it, and I don't mean to copy them, but this isn't very "scientific."
ReplyDeleteOh, and DG, back to Sarah Silverman, I watched about 7 or 8 shows of her sitcom. Really funny.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I have to run, but I earlier I felt bad about talking too much about chick stufff so I wanted to add something for you boys.
ReplyDeleteDid you hear that Kurt Warner retired today?
He is very sexy to me (sorry, I couldn't resist).
Also-there are major condom ads on the site now, good job DG. Twisted pleasure? Oh my, I don't think I have seen those ones.
You don't have to feel bad. And yes, I saw where Warner retired. I wish he would have won another Super Bowl. He's a good guy.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, I see the condom ads. Why don't you check them out? And twisted pleasure? What's that about?
Oh....twisted pleasure is something only experts know about. Maybe one day you will know, too.
ReplyDeleteI would also like to hang out with Chelsea Handler too. I would also like to date a guy with the mind and personality of Conan O'Brien and I would fuck matt damon too.
my ads are those same police officer training ones. Officer Aerola must have really had an effect on this site.
ReplyDeleteJust scroll down DG. They are at the bottom now. I'm sure it will switch and they ads will be up top.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, Areola has had a lasting influence on the site.
ReplyDeleteMine are all police ads other than the one removing ripoff report.
ReplyDeleteYeah, they changed again. I'm tired of seeing that remove ripoff one.
ReplyDeleteI think I might check out some other videos this guy made.
ReplyDeleteI watched the one where called Why is ok for the vagina to hurt during sex.
ReplyDeleteWhat? I didn't see that one. Let me check that out.
ReplyDelete"Sex is not meant to be pleasurable for the female."
ReplyDeleteWow.
I like his demonstration on that one too.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he is going to find a wife with that line.
ReplyDeleteFor sure. Have you done yourself the favor of contacting him for a date yet?
ReplyDeleteI'm too intimidated to do that.
ReplyDeleteUnderstandable. And the condom ads are back.
ReplyDeletemy ads say meet singles with HIV and something about HIV mouth sores.
ReplyDeleteI don't know. I would say something about maybe you don't see them because google knows you don't use condoms, but I won't.
ReplyDeleteFunny. But I did see them and even clicked on it for you.
ReplyDeleteSee if I do that again. Good luck paying your rent.
Well, thank you. If I lived under newspaper, I'd be able to pay the rent.
ReplyDeleteSee what your attitude gets? Now you don't even have a roof over your head.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean? I thanked you.
ReplyDeleteI will be generous. I have to leave and I will click on an ad and just leave it there.
ReplyDeleteYou are gonna be a baller, shot caller, twenty inch blades on the Impala...
You're welcome.
Thanks. I need to run too. You don't have to click it and leave it there DG. It's cool. I appreciate it.
ReplyDeleteI'll be rolling around in a Ferrari next week if you do though.
I just want you to be able to afford that elclipse with the lambo doors.
ReplyDeleteThat is true. Or maybe I could just outfit my ride with them. That will bring the women for sure.
ReplyDeleteWell, since you have that ra-tard issue your only shot left with women are fancy cars and money. So I'm really looking out for you.
ReplyDeleteI appreciate that. I'm going to do my work by going and getting a haircut. Time to be beautiful.
ReplyDeletebtw, I clicked on a catheter ad. It says I can get up to 200 catheters a month.
ReplyDeleteA catheter ad? That's strange.
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks.
ReplyDeleteGood luck with that, beautiful.
ReplyDeleteIs this a beat off party?
ReplyDeleteThanks DG.
ReplyDeleteThat must be Drew.
ReplyDeleteGot me! I'm dining late so give a few.
ReplyDeleteKewl.
ReplyDeleteTrying to muster up a second wind after twin stuffed pork chops at 10:30 EST.
ReplyDeleteYou cook that yourself?
ReplyDeleteYes I enjoy cooking.
ReplyDeleteI wish I did. You cook a lot?
ReplyDeleteI still have that ad up. Does this make you rich?
ReplyDeleteI don't know. I think it might cap it at some point, that way the advertisers don't get ripped off. Let me check.
ReplyDeleteWell, it might show it differently if you click off it, but right now, it's not much. But I do appreciate the thought.
ReplyDeleteWhat are you up to DG?
ReplyDeleteHello
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Pam?
ReplyDeletelook spurs I got my page haha.
ReplyDeleteYour twitter page you mean?
ReplyDeleteOh, you mean your Pamela Anne page. I clicked on where it read your website.
ReplyDeleteno I am on my own name page
ReplyDeleteI need to make it so I delete Alec off of it
Actually "web page" is what I clicked on.
ReplyDeleteWhich one ?
ReplyDeleteim tired
ReplyDeleteblah
What did you do tonight?
ReplyDeleteworked
ReplyDeleteI think I am quiting tonight
That tired of it, huh?
ReplyDeleteThat security guard is creepy huh? What about redhead? Is she still there?
ReplyDeleteum all of my co-workers told me to stay away from her LOL. Which is funny because she is 18 .. haha and told me to tell my supervisor all what was done and said
ReplyDeleteThey even bought me pepper spray LOL
Is she really that screwed up in the head?
ReplyDeleteShe just
ReplyDeletehas bad intentions
how am I led by a 18 year old ? haha
Well, I'm sure there's a woman out there for you Pam. Keep your head up.
ReplyDeleteI am not gay lol
ReplyDeleteSo you really think you are going to quit tomorrow? Or today I guess I should say.
ReplyDeleteI tried putting in my two days the other day
ReplyDeleteBut I need a cover job you know lol
"Two days?" I think it's supposed to be two weeks Pam, but you don't really need to give them notice if you are that miserable.
ReplyDeleteI meant two days ago hahaha
ReplyDeleteAren't you going to miss the kids?
ReplyDeleteI hate kids now lol
ReplyDeletedoyou
I know Pam. That was a sarcastic question.
ReplyDeleteMy head hurts so bad = /
ReplyDeletekiss it allll bettter ?
That's possible. I'll kiss my hand and blow it your way.
ReplyDeletehttp://img121.yfrog.com/i/y7h.mp4/
ReplyDeleteyou can thank me later.
No, I'll thank you now. It was like watching Phil Collins live.
ReplyDeleteIs he really good looking
ReplyDeleteThat was who you were singing Pam.
ReplyDeleteI know! it was a joke omg I said phil collins in my video duh
ReplyDeleteI guess I didn't hear that part.
ReplyDeleteITs okay I know I was fun to look at
ReplyDeleteI am very tan for a winter in seattle
Hitting the tanning beds?
ReplyDeletePam, are you being dense on purpose...sometimes I think you fake it and it annoys the shit out of me.
ReplyDeletewhat does dense mean ?
ReplyDeletemy friend liza the one I worked out with works at one and lets me go for free so I Say okay!
ReplyDeleteYou are very Orange for winter in seattle...LOL....
ReplyDeleteNo that is brown tan.
ReplyDeleteI am glad you know how to be sarcastic...see, you are not dense- completely; I don't know why you cultivate that image.
ReplyDeleteI am not dense by the way
ReplyDeleteI do not purposely make it hard to follow me
I was not being dense while making that video
ReplyDeleteThats how I sound when I drive to work and feel
I drive 30 miles it sucks
I didn't even look, I just thought it was funny to say. Its probably not that oompa loompa. Mostly, I was cracking cuz of the being annoyed shit.
ReplyDeleteOh well I am not orange, my skin is a nice solid tan color =)
ReplyDeleteyou were being dense when you were answering spurs question. I didn't say you were dense, I said you fake it.
ReplyDeleteI can follow-also, you are semi-funny when you try to be smart.. "What does dense mean?" see, that was intelligent humor, demonstrating understanding- I liked that. I hope to God that you meant to do that, or I am going to give up on the world of white women, and go back to non-english speakers from south america...
I meant to do that silly goose.
ReplyDeleteWhat is your name ?
Ok, I just looked at Drew's website, and you didn't look like an oompa-loompa in either pic. Its a decent tan. And I am not a prude, so thanks for- sharing? LOL...
ReplyDelete"I hope to God that you meant to do that, or I am going to give up on the world of white women, and go back to non-english speakers from south america..."
ReplyDeleteThat's a good one.
His name is not that anonymous Pam.
ReplyDeleteIts not his website, it is mine now. It is my name and I would sue him if he didn't give it too me. So I should have full access within a day, and delete all of his gay posts. Thanks, I like my tan haha, and your welcome anytime I can pose with marvins bumper sticker and such.
ReplyDeleteMy name is plain... Jane... Jones...
ReplyDeleteI don't give out names...that's the beauty of this place. Although my handle on here is annoying, isn't it? I can't have my name floating around out there. People abuse that stuff on here...
Your telling me. I wish my name was annie anonymous
ReplyDelete*I forgot to write that "Jane Jones" is a reference to "Closer"...I thought it was funny in a not laughing sort of way.
ReplyDeleteGlad you got it back, Pam. Thanks, Spurs.
BTW, I had a great time on Bourbon Street. Interesting place, New Orleans.
Yes, Pam you wouldnireally go back to the WEB cams? I have acquaintances in that business; I think my tenant in my condo does that, as they referred her to me, but I didn't want to get into it. Nice Girl, so I don't care. I am not into that anyway- give me a strip club anyday.
ReplyDeleteNo problem.
ReplyDeleteI remember you writing you had just gotten back from New Orleans. How long were you there?
Strip clubs are weird for me
ReplyDeleteI mean if your a stripper I am not judging, but it is too personal. I did it for five minutes once, and to have an actual human seeing me nakey made me cringe. Well unless its a sex partner.
Just for a couple of nights. Sat and Sunday...I went down for the party, with the NFC champ. game there. It was pretty crazy the whole time. I tried to scalp a ticket for the game, but even the scalpers couldn't get anyone to give one up. It was cool being there; bourbon street was a little nuts, but kinda fun.
ReplyDeleteAfter seeing this genuis's "scientific" experiment, I figured he was a religious zealot trying to get his point across with slander and scare tactics. Sure enough, clicked on the video and saw his library of idiocy.
ReplyDeleteCan you resist junior YouTube prophet's preachings? Surely, this is the gleaming beacon the Lord sent to lead us to salvation
That would have been fun to be there, not so anonymous.
ReplyDeleteEV:
ReplyDeleteWhat's up man? Oh, some of the videos are unreal. I watched one of them. "Why it's ok for the vagina to hurt during sex" or something like that. Amazing.
And I guess you saw Warner retired.
I am not a stripper...jesus H! One, I am a guy, and two, I am just saying I like a strip club for my porn dollars as opposed to a web cam. My friends run a company...
ReplyDeleteI have met some very interesting girls in clubs...meaning, I have pulled some crazy psychotic girls from clubs in my younger 30's.. I just meant I am not into the webcams, I would rather go to a club and meet fake women in person. LOL...
What site does he run ? I love new sites =)
ReplyDeleteOh okay but those strippers are sad girls who have baggage for days or drug problems
But then again you cant cuddle a cam
It was cool. I am thinking about a return trip. Women were not as attractive as in Vegas, but they were nicer. Not a lot of Blondes, now that I think of it...unless they were wearing viking jerseys...visitors to New Orleans only. I saw Michael Strahan, Curt Menefee (Fox NFL) and Jeremy Piven at the airport in Houston.
ReplyDeleteYea, but I knew he was going to retire. Sucks to seem him go but he had a great career and left well-respected.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, back to Mini Jesus. Doesn't it strike you as a little...odd, that communities out there are collectively this retarded?
steven
ReplyDelete! =)
not that anonymous:
ReplyDeleteI imagaine it was nuts on Sunday night.
oh and anonymous are you into blondes then
ReplyDeleteEV:
ReplyDeleteI don't know if you can call it "communities." Individuals certainly, but not communities.
I guarantee this guy isn't alone with his loony ramblings on Sunday's
ReplyDeleteYou are kinda right about that...busted girls, mostly, but not all. It was cool sometimes. I used to hang out with some ballers, so they knew all the girls, the waitresses loved to see us roll in, so we got good treatment in and out of clubs. I met some fun people, lived through a lot of drama. All in the past...
ReplyDeleteProbably not EV. I kind of get what you mean by communities. Just like that Westboro Church Group.
ReplyDeleteNo- I just think they stand out. I am not that judgemental- about hair color. I like long hair though.
ReplyDeleteI'm talking about churches in general, majority of the attendants believe the same shit and have the same stance.
ReplyDeleteI wish we could just "cure" all these people with a dose of 45 straight to the head. Maybe we can even make a sporting event of it.
Spurs, It was cool, but I should have been there in my 20's when I didn't value my dignity so much. Still it was fun. Hooters were being aired out in public, so not much to complain about.
ReplyDeleteI think this guy is pretty extreme EV. I mean, who would think to use a strainer and compare it to a condom.
ReplyDeletenot that anonymous:
ReplyDeleteNope, nothing to complain about there.
I would like to go that Brazilian Carnaval in Austin next year...that looks like its pretty crazy. I think its usually the last week of January.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't mind a small ranch somewhere between Boerne and Fredericksburg someday. I like the wine country there, and it seems like the flyfishing might be good, between the trout fishing downstream from Canyon Lake, and the warm water creeks in the hill country. Nice people up that way too. I had a sister that lived in the area for a few years, so I spent some time there.
I stand out because I am really tall
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's just my area, but there aren't too many degrees separating this guy and average church goers here. Most aren't so bold as to spout over the web and bring attention to themselves but that doesn't mean they aren't silently agreeing.
ReplyDeleteUh huh... Pam, Have you ever tried red hair- I mean your hair color, not muff diving. It might look good on you...get a wig and try it out. Send in a picture.
ReplyDelete"I wouldn't mind a small ranch somewhere between Boerne and Fredericksburg someday."
ReplyDeleteIndeed, it's nice out in that area. It's cool you know the towns around here.
"Most aren't so bold as to spout over the web and bring attention to themselves but that doesn't mean they aren't silently agreeing."
ReplyDeleteYou have a point there EV. I just have never run into some real zealots.
Then again, when someone tells me they're religious I tend to prod. One thing I've noticed is that many people who routinely show up in church and put on a moral mask don't know all that much about their own religion. They get stuck on explaining their position, apparently, because they haven't entertained much of a counter-argument.
ReplyDeleteIf someone can put faith in a concept without at least scrutinizing the views, I'd say they're on the same level as this guy.
You're right. There are people who have never entertained much of a counter argument or scrutinzed their own views.
ReplyDeleteYeah Spurs, it was a very cool area. I like the people around there.
ReplyDeleteAll right, insomnia or not, I have to get some sleep, or I will be useless tomorrow. Night, All.
I hear you loud and clear on the insomnia. Good night, and thanks for coming by.
ReplyDeleteI dont want red hair
ReplyDeleteit sounds red
Well said Pam.
ReplyDeleteI am so dizzy
ReplyDeleteThat explains things.
ReplyDeletewhy ?
ReplyDelete"I dont want red hair
ReplyDeleteit sounds red"
Well, that comment and a few others.
I love you
ReplyDeleteGood one.
ReplyDeleteI do
ReplyDelete"fuck me arunnin'"
ReplyDeleteI have never heard that term before.
If Pam would've had somebody to punch in that video she would've done a reanactment of The Hangover.
And that reminds me spurs, have you done your homework? You are not allowed to comment on here until you can start quoting it with ease like KB and I.
"DG said...
ReplyDelete"fuck me arunnin'"
I have never heard that term before."
Then you didn't get out of the RV much when your daddy stopped for gas in Arkansas. Boys your age would've said, "Fuck me arunnin'! That's a girl! Hell, I thought it was a boy from a distance".
I think you would've been safe.
ReplyDeleteOther than the occasional red spot from someone touching you with a ten foot pole on a dare.
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDelete11 inches? So are you just taking it easy at home?
DG:
ReplyDeleteNo, I haven't done my homework yet.
Oops, I accidentally commented DG.
ReplyDeleteYou are right, I would've been safe because I'm not related to anyone in Arkansas since it is the Incest Capital of America.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteComment again and I'm going to shut off the internet on you. Go ahead, test me...
Okay Burrito. Do you have a switch too?
ReplyDeleteI love you Spurs
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteThough I am looking at my HD on Demand movies, and The Hangover is available. So is Inglorious Basterds.
That's nice Pam.
ReplyDeletesay it back =(
ReplyDeleteI like you too buddy.
ReplyDeleteSo are you going to quit tonight?
If my manager makes me mad then I Will do infamous walk out
ReplyDeleteevery job I have had I have to make a good impression of why I quit
last one was forever 21, I went to clock in and I said you know what we are slaves and I Can't be a slave then the manager of the whole 200 of us haha, was like what Pam , then I said I am sorry but I am leaving. they all looked really confused because I had been there a year or more, and then I threw up a peace sign and galloped out haha.
=)
So If I quit tonight, I will probably just sneak out so the manager spends an hour looking for me lol
Well, if you "galloped" out, that's cool. Nice term you used. That was good.
ReplyDeleteAnd that would be good if you snuck out. It would be like the ultimate game of hide and go seek. They'd never find you.
My moms husbands so dumb
ReplyDeleteI am listening to him argue is a pepper is a fruit
no shit its a fucking vegetable haha
Some pretty deep conversations going on in that household.
ReplyDeleteI Want out
ReplyDeleteDoes your moms basement have room for me
Well, there's only one cage down here.
ReplyDeleteWhat time do you go into work Pam?
ReplyDeletehehe yay!! We share we share !
ReplyDeleteI leave at 5
ReplyDeletebut marvin is coming over now so If I disapear thats why
Yeah, we could share the cage Pam.
ReplyDeleteOk cool. I hope you'll let us know if you walk out.
ReplyDeleteyour encouraging me haha
ReplyDeleteNo, not really. But if you are really that miserable there, that's not good.
ReplyDeletePam,
ReplyDeleteTechnically a pepper would be a fruit because it has seeds just like a tomato.
Spurs, I do have the master switch to the internet in my apartment. That's why I pay top dollar to live here.
Inglorious Basterds is good but The Hangover is better.
Now where is cbt to copy and paste wikipedia so we can know everything there is to know about a damn pepper.
ReplyDeleteThe "master switch" huh? Well, please don't shut it down.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, I think I might order a movie tonight.
Maybe CBT's internet went out because of the storm.
ReplyDeleteTurning the internet off on CBT would be like turning the light out in his brain.
ReplyDeleteI think I'm going to get a movie tonight too. I was thinking of going out but I just cleaned my place so well that it sparkles. Now I want to stay home and relax.
I just found more people on facebook that I haven't talked to in about 5 years. This is grrrrrr8! <---- Totally stole that from Drew and Tony the Tiger.
Your place "sparkles" huh? Nice.
ReplyDelete"I just found more people on facebook that I haven't talked to in about 5 years. This is grrrrrr8! <---- Totally stole that from Drew and Tony the Tiger."
That was funny DG.
No, I haven't been kicking back because there's 11 inches of snow. I've been out feeding cattle and breaking ice on the ponds and freezing my goddamn ass off because there's 11 inches of snow.
ReplyDeleteIs it still snowing or has it stopped?
ReplyDeleteIt stopped about dark yesterday.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I looked at the weather. It looks like it will warm up tomorrow, so at least the snow will start melting.
ReplyDeleteYeah. It'll be off the roads by tomorrow afternoon. Maybe shit will get back to normal Monday.
ReplyDeleteThat's good. Hope you still have some weed.
ReplyDeleteI think I want to be friends with not that anonymous in real life.
ReplyDeleteAnd Kevin, too. But only so he can "blow it in my face". Hah. Classic.
What's up kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeletenothing. about to head out. i dont want to. i hate when it is other peoples bdays and they get to pick where to go. stoopid. oh well.
ReplyDeletespurs, did you know you cant vacuum up glass? well, at least not huge piles of glass that you ran into and it smashed into gazillions of pieces on your carpet? i didnt know that.
I didn't know that either kinkyb!tch. Interesting you wrote that, because I finished vacuuming about 20 minutes ago.
ReplyDeleteoh crap i forgot to tell you how that happened.
ReplyDeletei couldnt find the remote to the tv in my bedroom. i walked up to the set to turn it off from the button on it yah know, and apparently the door to the entertainment center was open and i didnt see it. so i turned the tv down and turned to walk away and BAM! my knee went through it. glass everywhere. it was bananas. i tried to vacuum it up and it started to smoke and smell in my bedroom (for reasons that were not pleasurable). so now i need a new vacuum, and perhaps a new dryer like cbt and you said?
oh well. i do like appliance shopping. it is like disneyland for a grownup or something.
enough about me. what is up with you?
youre a good guy spurs, you vacuum. chicks dig that.
ReplyDeleteDisneyland for a grownup?
ReplyDeleteInteresting description. You didn't hurt your kneee, did you?
Maybe I should get a shirt made that reads, "I vacuum" kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeletenah, i had jeans on that is probably what saved me. jeans or not, it was still odd considering how the glass shattered. i shoulda took a pic and sent it in so everyone could see how gangsta i really am. i know some may be questioning my status considering all the cakes i have been baking and surprise birthday gifts i leave on doorsteps.
ReplyDeleteMake no mistake, e-world. kb is a gangsta and will spork you (or take you out with her knee jab) while she whips up a cake.
{that'll scare em, right spurs?}
They probably pissed their pants as they read that, kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeletethat'd be good, spurs.
ReplyDeleteor how bout "yes ladies, i vacuum"
Between those and the rubber bracelets that say 'what would kbeezy do', we will be rich.
lets have someone whip up some prototypes.
We should. I think the 'What Would Kbeezy do' would sell out so fast. But we can start our prouduction of them out small. Like around a million or two.
ReplyDeletedo you think they should be pink?
ReplyDeleteor red like notthatanon likes?
or any color you want?
All colors. We can't be discriminatory.
ReplyDeleteNot good business practices.
good point.
ReplyDeletewhat would i do without you here to guide me spurs?
because of you i know what a wop is, where my lint thingy is, how to practice business,..am i missing anything?