Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Bank Employee Caught Surfing Porn on Live News
This is great. He was looking at nude pictures of Miranda Kerr. You can see him in the background checking his e-mail and then pulling up the pictures. I guess someone tells him there is a live interview being filmed, and he turns around at the 1:30 mark.
One thing I do know, and that is I'm glad there's no one being interviewed around here.
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Listen punks. HP is a seven book series. You can't make one or two of the seven and just stop, that'd be retarded. Changing the actors doesn't always bode over well with fans either, unless the actor dies, like Dumbledore did. (*RIP Original Dumbledore, you were amazing)
ReplyDeleteYou guys don't know what you are missing. You should be glad you have me to direct you to these hidden treasures.
EV-our friendship is off. No one knocks my Britney AND my Harry Potter and retains friend status with me.
kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteDumbledore died? Shit, I need to take a few days off now.
I'm in the mood to pick on your favorite things today, kb.
ReplyDeleteCBT said...
ReplyDeleteI had some 40 year old cowgirl looking chick that said she was a carpenter hitting me, too. Brrrr!
February 3, 2010 11:46 AM
CBT said...
The Arena just got a pizza oven. The guys that run the place are from Chicago, like everyone else in this town, and are trying to give the place a neighborhood tavern feel. Anyway, for the past couple of weeks they've been experimenting with different pizzas and using us regulars for guinea (no offense Wop) pigs. I think I ate a whole fucking pizza last night trying out samples.
February 3, 2010 11:50 AM
CBT said...
Something on one of the samples gave me gas that brought a whole 'nother meaning to "blow it out your ass".
February 3, 2010 11:52 AM
CBT said...
I'm jet propelled today.
February 3, 2010 11:52 AM
The best thing about new Harry Potter movies is his girlfriend getting hotter each one.
ReplyDeleteoh really?
ReplyDeleteWell I also love weed and the Eagles, so have it.
I congratulated you on your carpenter lady CBT. Nice.
ReplyDeletewait, is that an eagles helmet or the jets? They are both green, so idk..
ReplyDeleteHe didn't get a girlfried until the last one, and Ginny is not hot, sorry. Neither was Cho, who he didnt date, but he kissed.
You guys want me to tell you what happens at the end? You want to know if Voldemort lives or not? Or Harry? The flashforward to about 10-15 years as well, want to know how married whom?
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI congratulated you on your carpenter lady CBT. Nice."
I ran like a Frenchman from a cap pistol. EEEWWWWW!
kb, I'm dying to know all that stuff. Enlighten me, please.
ReplyDeleteMy boss needs to be picking up my bar tab. I put close to 30k on the books last month just from the people I ran into in the Arena. Much better than the Royal.
ReplyDeleteNo no no. Fuck the Jets, Rex Ryan, and their boring ass football in the ass.
ReplyDeleteYou like the Eagles, kb? In that case, I take back what I said.
I don't think either of those are the girl I'm thinking of. The one who is in all the movies. Her character has a weird name. She was hot in a "this movie doesn't have any other good-looking girls, so expectations were low" kind of a way.
She is getting hotter EV, that's true.
ReplyDeleteHermione. That is not his girlfriend, they are BFFs.
ReplyDeleteI don't like the Eagles, I was fucking with you cause you said you were going to pick on all of my favorite things today, so I threw out your 2 faves.
but, yeah, she is cute. I wouldn't do her myself, maybe kiss her? I do have the urge to touch her rack for some reason when I see her at awards shows sometimes. Her skin looks really soft, I wonder what she exfoliates with.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I have met my quota of sexual talk for today, I cannot say anything more in regards to that subject, CBTs orders.
So..again..how bout them Bulls?
I was thinking of his "BFF" (LAME) then kinkyb!tch. That redhead.
ReplyDeleteI guess in addition to The Hangover and Lost, I need to add Harry Pussy Potter to my list of things to watch.
Oh, and Britney to listen to. I'll have that playing in the background as my weekend is full watching all of those.
Are you sure you are speaking of HP, Spurs? Hermione doesn't have red hair, it's brown. Ginny (his girlfriend and eventual wife) has red hair.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, get a six-pack of Dos XX, a pint of Cuervo, a sack of weed and "The Essential Waylon Jennings" two cd set and fuck all that other shit. Get you some Texas culture.
ReplyDeleteHermione, Harry's BFF:
ReplyDeletehttp://thetorchonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/hermione_granger.jpg
Ginny, his girlfriend (as of movie/book 6, and wife as of book 7's flashforward):
http://img.listal.com/image/703087/500full-bonnie-wright.jpg
You muggles (non-magic folk) are stupid.
kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteThat Emma Watson magician. Or wizard. Or whatever they refer to themselves as.
Yea, BFF's until she was drunk and craving some magic wand. If the movie were more realistic, you know that nerdy kid would have already made a move or two. Or three.
ReplyDeleteCeebs, you are old so maybe you know..have you ever heard of a musician named Gary Wise? He is comparable (according to some random I chatted with the other day) to Reba McIntyre and sings a song called..the Battle of something..Desperado I think?
ReplyDelete"When you cross that ol' Red River, Hoss, that shit don't mean a thing. Once you're down in Texas, Bob Wills is still the king. It's the home of Willie Nelson, the home of Western Swing, he'll be the first to tell you, Bob Wills is still the king."
ReplyDeleteOk, Hermoine then.
ReplyDeleteEV, Magic wand? I may steal that from you, do you mind? I think our friendship may be back on.
ReplyDeleteSpurs-Your muggle dumbness is coming out again. She is a witch (female) and the males are Wizards.
That's funny EV.
ReplyDeletekb, I know the "Battle Of New Orleans" by Johnny Horton, but I've never heard of Gary Wise.
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteWhat was I thinking?
Yea, now I remember that name. Only because when I first read it, I kept saying "Heroin?"
ReplyDeletekb, I googled Gary Wise and found a self proclaimed mediocre photographer and a twitter that lists his location as "a van down by the river", but no musician.
ReplyDeleteKB~ I cannot like Taylor Swift, her music brings on this urge to stick a serraded knife through both of my ear drums... my 11 yr old daughter agrees and yells everytime one of her songs comes on. I'm sorry. If you like playing rock band the new game (band hero) has a few of her songs on it. I have also never watched or read Harry Potter but I do like Britney.
ReplyDeletemaybe it is Weiss? Maybe that guy was just more drunk than I thought and made him up?
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Streets? You cussed anyone out today?
ReplyDeleteGary Weiss is an investigative journalist.
ReplyDeleteNot yet. I am in a jovial modd so it probably wont happen today.
ReplyDeleteElfie, this is like people who say Taco Bell is nasty. They just don't know what to order,it is not nasty it is good. Let me teach you what Taylor songs to listen to and you will be hooked.
ReplyDeleteIn the meantime-what is your fave Britney song? EV and Ceebs, don't think I haven't noticed that your homework has not been turned in yet as well.
Taylor Swift. Don't get me started.
ReplyDeleteCBT~ I'm sure there are more than one guy with the name Gary Weiss
ReplyDeletefor some reason I thought you had 2 boys, Elf.
ReplyDeletekb, I have homework?
ReplyDelete"I am in a jovial modd so it probably wont happen today."
ReplyDeleteThat's good Streets.
Yes, Elfie there are many Gary Wise and Gary Weisses. None are musicians.
ReplyDeleteEV-shut your filthy mouth. We just got back on friend terms, don't fuck it up.
ReplyDeleteI would do unimaginable things to Taylor Swift. Unimaginable.
ReplyDeleteOn another note, I think she is freakishly tall. Like, WNBA tall. Every time I see her on TV, she seems to tower over everyone around her. Maybe the majority of Hollywood is just short.
You're busting my balls.
ReplyDeleteNew song= "3" cause I am a perv...
ReplyDeleteOld song= "Stronger" or "toxic"
I would never bust your balls, EV. At least, not on our first date, unless you said please.
ReplyDeleteShe does look tall. And the more I listen to her lyrics I am convinced she is a horny broad. I bet she banged Taylor Lautner (that hott kid from the Twilight movies, the werewolf). I don't blame her. I would gladly face charges for contributing to the deliquency of and explotation of a minor for one night with that boy.
KB~ no I have an 11 yr old daughter and an 8 yr old son... but he has a gorgeous face and shoulder length curly blonde hair, everyone calls him a girl. He doesn't mind though cause he's secure in his manhood.
ReplyDeleteAre you a Twilight fan too kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteyes, cbt. The lot of you dumbasses have homework. Research Ms. Spears and her array of classics and report to me which is your fave.
ReplyDeleteElfie has an A so far.
I cannot think of Taylor Lautner as hot... he was flippin shark boy in THe ADventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl!
ReplyDeletenot really, Spursy. Being the bookworm that I am, I read the series,it was pretty lame. I woudla never guessed they woudl turn that shit to a movie. New Moon was okay though, Twilight was lame, I can't believe it didn't go straight to DVD. The next one comes out in June, it shoudl be decent,the book was.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite Britney Spears VIDEO is whichever one she had on the least clothes and was before K Fed knocked her up. I actually used to think Britney was hot until I saw the picture of her coming out of a gas station restroom barefoot. You can take the girl out of Louisiana, but you can't take the Louisiana outta the girl.
ReplyDeleteHe is a boy still Elfie, but that will be gone after 2 hours with me.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, eat your heart out. You cant really see his face, but no matter, that is not his best feature, obviously.
http://i712.photobucket.com/albums/ww128/mlov3sn/taylor-lautner-new-moon-shirtless.jpg
kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteSo the second one was better than the first one? Because some people thought the first one was the greatest movie ever.
The last movie I saw that I liked was "No Country For Old Men".
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch:
So the second one was better than the first one? Because some people thought the first one was the greatest movie ever."
If you typed that with a straight face, you're my hero.
okay, so I have to write out Ceebs homework for him (surprise surprise Arkansas boy can't write), his fave is Slave 4U. Good choice, Ceebs.
ReplyDeleteYou get a B-
"kbeezy said...
ReplyDeleteokay, so I have to write out Ceebs homework for him (surprise surprise Arkansas boy can't write), his fave is Slave 4U. Good choice, Ceebs.
You get a B-"
I believe my writing skills far exceed the national average kb.
Sorry, I can't take Britney, either of the Taylors or Twilight seriously.
ReplyDeletethe first was stoopid. Beyond stoopid. I couldn't watch it, I had to retry three times. It had horrid acting, Edward Cullen is beat, and so is Bella. The second was better, new director, they actors finally took lessons and did better,and that kid with the muscles entered the scene and took his shirt off like 4 or 5 times. Did you know he is only 17? Did you body look like that@17, Spurs? EV? Ceebs?
ReplyDeleteTwilight was a terrible movie. Bad acting, bad storyline, stupid details and no character development. I heard the books sucked, too.
ReplyDeleteBack to Taylor Swift. I wouldn't look too far into her songs, I bet her entire second album was ghost written and handed to her by some business cocksucker looking to reap what he could out of her sudden success.
That being said, I do think she's a horny girl. Probably dirty in the sack, and very giving. The tall thing kind of ruins it for me, though. I don't know if she's taller than me, but I like petite girls.
She has long legs she could wrap around you and squeeze, EV. I'd reconsider.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I never even got close to watching either one of them.
ReplyDelete"We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee. We don't take our trips on LSD. We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse and we like livin' right and bein' free."
ReplyDeleteThat's a classic. "Slave4U" is a sign that the really shitty movie "Idiocracy" is actually prophetic.
All journalistic material is supposed to be written at an 8th grade comprehension level because that is the national average. My son is 8 and reads at an 7th grade level, my daughter tested at 11th grade last year. That's pretty sad if you think about it.
ReplyDeleteTaylor swift is close to 6' tall EV... she is an amazon.
ReplyDelete"All journalistic material is supposed to be written at an 8th grade comprehension level because that is the national average."
ReplyDeleteYes, that is sad.
"kbeezy said...
ReplyDeletethe first was stoopid. Beyond stoopid. I couldn't watch it, I had to retry three times. It had horrid acting, Edward Cullen is beat, and so is Bella. The second was better, new director, they actors finally took lessons and did better,and that kid with the muscles entered the scene and took his shirt off like 4 or 5 times. Did you know he is only 17? Did you body look like that@17, Spurs? EV? Ceebs?"
I don't know what he looks like shirtless, but at 17 I was a 5'10", 145 pounds, 28 inch waisted, wiry bareback bronc rider. I looked good.
I'd rather throw it down on her than the other way around, if ya know what I mean. Don't get me wrong, if she were standing in front of me her height wouldn't be an issue.
ReplyDelete"Elfie said...
ReplyDeleteAll journalistic material is supposed to be written at an 8th grade comprehension level because that is the national average. My son is 8 and reads at an 7th grade level, my daughter tested at 11th grade last year. That's pretty sad if you think about it."
That is sad. My Grandfather taught me to read when I was four (1962). When the other kids were reading "Go Dog, Go" in first grade (1964), I was reading a biography of George Armstrong Custer. The teacher was pissed because I wouldn't participate in reading class.
hahah, EV. I think I like you. Okay, we can be friends now, even if you do diss Britney again.
ReplyDelete"EV said...
ReplyDeleteI'd rather throw it down on her than the other way around, if ya know what I mean. Don't get me wrong, if she were standing in front of me her height wouldn't be an issue."
I knock the bottom outta Taylor Swift. Just sayin'.
I checked around because it was bothering me. All I got was a ballpark between 5'10 and 6'1. If she's below 6 then we're all good. But it would be so much better if she was like 5'3.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was in first grade I used to read these autobios about Abraham Lincoln, MLK Jr, and George Washington over and over. I was and am a nerd til the day I die.
ReplyDeleteIf you fucknuts tell anyone, I am sporking you while you sleep.
I'd never heard about Twilight (first one) until my wife wanted to go see it. I asked her what is was about and she said vampires. Me being the dumbass that I am thought it would be like True Blood (which I watch on HBO). So I said cool, I'll go with you....
ReplyDeleteSo when we get in the theatre and are looking for a seat I notice one other guy and a bunch of cougars and teeny boppers. I knew I had been suckered in......I had to go home and wash the gay off me afterwards.
More threats, huh kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteBtw, What's up all?
ReplyDeleteI always stay true to my promises, Spurs. Ask anyone who knows me.
ReplyDeleteI read "Moby Dick" in the second grade. It was on the 9th grade reading list. I caught the mumps in 5th grade and read all 24 of Edgar Rice Burroughs "Tarzan" novels in the 10 days I was sick. I've read Clavell's "Shogun" 17 times. The senator from Virginia, James Webb, wrote one of the best Vietnam novels I've ever read, "Fields Of Fire". When I was in high school and college I tried to read everything Stephen King wrote but that sumbitch could write 'em faster than I could read them, and I read pretty fast. Prolific doesn't even begin to describe him.
ReplyDeleteHello Mr. B!
ReplyDeleteHey Kbeezy......how are you and Doug getting along today? Did he use any coffee tables as fire hydrants yet?
ReplyDelete"Francis Begbie said...
ReplyDeleteI had to go home and wash the gay off me afterwards."
That's fuckin' funny.
No-he used the guest bedroom though. His ass is going back today.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Francis?
ReplyDeleteThere better not had been any gay on you, or we are broken up indefinitely.
ReplyDeleteThe worst part about that movie is that they took a well-written Vampire story and absolutely butchered it. What kind of detail is skin that sparkles like diamonds as opposed to dying? Not only was that stupid, but it changed the whole perspective of the story for the worse.
ReplyDelete"I had to go home and wash the gay off me afterwards."
ReplyDeleteThat was funny Francis.
oh my, EV has revealed too much for a perceptive person like myself..not only did he read Twilight, but he saw it on opening day and read the sequels. Did you also read Midnight Sun, EV?
ReplyDeleteI am not into the whole Twilight phenomenon... at all.
ReplyDeleteAt 10 I was studying the efficacy of e-stim treatments on muscle strength and testing the ph balance of rain water, I was a nerd too.
You read way too much into that. I don't even think I got half way through the movie, must less read the book.
ReplyDeletedo you like Harry Potter, Elf?
ReplyDelete"kbeezy said...
ReplyDeleteoh my, EV has revealed too much for a perceptive person like myself..not only did he read Twilight, but he saw it on opening day and read the sequels. Did you also read Midnight Sun, EV?"
Good insight, kb. I bet EV couldn't get all gay washed off.
At 10 I read Heinz Guderian's "Panzer Attack". It was written in the early 1930s and is the basis for modern armored warfare. After that I read bios of Patton and Rommel and that's when I decided I wanted to be an Army Officer.
ReplyDeleteThat was the same year I also got suspended from school for reciting the Lyrics to one of Eazy-E's songs, I was gangsta too.
ReplyDeleteMy memory sucks. I knew "Panzer Attack" wasn't the right title after I typed it. It was "Achtung Panzer"
ReplyDeleteOk, supposedly she is 5'9, and that douche from she was with was like 2 inches shorter than her. That simply won't do. We should change that.
ReplyDeleteI have never read or watched Harry Potter KB.. when those books and movies were coming out I was busy with babies and did not have much time to myself so i never really got into it.
ReplyDeletewell they are all grown up now, get to reading.
ReplyDeleteHow tall are you EV?
Please add your bicep circumference and waist size as well, thanks.
Literary device to let the damn vampires out in the daytime, or what they call daytime in the Northwest. They can't do a teen story with everything at night. I am with you Francis, True blood is pretty good with the killing and maiming, the orgies, and the crazy sex while high on vampire blood- good old american raunchy fun. Twilight is for emo teenagers.
ReplyDeleteOk, the gas has subsided now and I'm hungry. I need to go get some food and then I have an appointment with the marketing director of a hospice house. I don't think I'll be voicing their ads. I don't think "When we found out Gramps was adyin' we loaded him up the flatbed and toted him off to the Hospice of the Ozarks so's he wouldn't fuck up the good bed linen when he passed" would go over all that well.
ReplyDeleteNot much Spurs. And Kbeezy, you can't give up on little Doug yet
ReplyDeleteI am reading The Lovely Bones right now, as soon as I'm done I'll read harry Potter.
ReplyDeleteI just got my damn measurements taken this weekend for a wedding I am going to be in. Nothing like the bridemaids being herded in like cattle and seeing how we stack up against each other.. it was great.
I've lost 10 pounds in the last few weeks. I'm gonna have to break out the 32 waisted jeans again.
ReplyDeleteTrue Blood was too raunchy for me. I am obviously the prude of the bunch, so perhaps my opinion on that doesnt count for much.
ReplyDeleteDo you have a parachute yet, NTA? And where is your homework?
Mr B-you know my heart is too soft to ever kick Doug to the curb.
Where is your homework?
What homework? I'll have to go back up and read the whole thread I guess.
ReplyDeleteelfie-you win in rack size and brain size amongst those other bridesmaids.
ReplyDeleteThe Lovely Bones is a great book. The movie is good as well. Let's go see Dear John when it comes out. Channing Tatum looks decent in the previews, and the book was good.
All posters must submit an essay on their fave Britney song
ReplyDeleteokay elfie, I am going to email you all the Taylor Swift songs to listen to, okay? You will love her by the end of it all.
ReplyDeleteThat's a tough one KB.......I'm more of a Debbie Gibson fan.
ReplyDeleteAlright KB, I will listen with an open mind and heart to your Taylor Swift recomendations.
ReplyDeleteI actually want to see Dear John and also THe Lovely Bones but I haev a feeling that after I read the book the movie will piss me off (cause it wont be as good as what I pictured in my mind while reading)
well, you don't want an F do you? I will have to give you detention if so.
ReplyDeletelb is good as the book.
ReplyDeleteI turned it in yesterday, Kay-Bee..."Baby hit me one more time" Its the only one I remember, cuz it made news at the time, and the school girl thing was interesting...kinda makes me want to go to The Library Bar in tempe right now...
ReplyDeleteI don't get the parachute deal, but I am sure you will tell me...
I'm somewhere around 5'11, and a 34 waist? Packed on some pounds lately being out of work for so long and not having shit to do. I'll probably be drained of energy when I get back to job sites. I don't think I've ever measured my arms, I'm not really self-conscience about numbers. I lift weights regularly, so it's not like I'm a twig, though.
ReplyDeleteDamn this browser is starting to really annoy me. Sometimes I have to hit refresh a dozen times to get this page to load right.
ReplyDelete"All posters must submit an essay on their fave Britney song"
ReplyDeleteGo ahead and mark me down for an F kinkyb!tch.
Oh, and did you finish your paper?
ReplyDeletekb, here's my essay.
ReplyDeleteI like Slave4U with the sound turned down because Brit-brit looks like she could smooth suck the chrome off a trailer hitch in the video.
I did Spurs. I will get an A, no doubt.
ReplyDeleteNTA-you did, you are right, I forgot, my bad.
EV-you pass for now.
Ceebs-that is illegal in all 50 states and US territories.
That's good kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteKB - told you fancis had gay tendencies
ReplyDeleteat 12 I was selling crack on 29th, what the fuck is a book?
You mean you haven't read the Twilight series Wopness?
ReplyDeleteWhat are you thinking?
I love bisexual men, they lick the best pussy.
ReplyDeleteget to it, wop.
So you've had experiences with bi-sexual men kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteOr gay men I should say?
ReplyDeleteWTD, busy day at the traffic law hotline?
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty good Francis.
ReplyDeleteHave no idea why kinky is talking bout gay men, but I am 100% straight and if I ate it you wouldnt be able to walk due to the weakness in your legs.
ReplyDeleteFrancis - keep it up and ill tell your master.. i mean boss... I mean wife you were playing on her computer today
........and, thread died
ReplyDeleteMaybe. Either way, I'm going to post something else in a little bit.
ReplyDeleteporn should be broadcasted on the news anyway, it would make it more interesting
ReplyDeleteI agree with you on that one Evil.
ReplyDelete