I'm at "the Expendables" concert (Friday)
And as I'm driving up, I notice this plate...
Ha...
Turned out it was my friend...
Thought you'd like it
- chef -
I'm surprised your friend hasn't been set up for murder with a license plate like that.
Sunday, February 21, 2010
CHEF's friend has a sense of humor
I'm at "the Expendables" concert (Friday)
And as I'm driving up, I notice this plate...
Ha...
Turned out it was my friend...
Thought you'd like it
- chef -
I'm surprised your friend hasn't been set up for murder with a license plate like that.
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I hope Joe sees that plate someday (right after he leaves office) :)
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Maynard? You're right. Hopefully it will be after he leaves office. He'll get pulled over and taken to INS if Sheriff Joe is still in office.
ReplyDeleteEven if CHEF's friend is white.
Poor guy's gonna get the Rodney King treatment if Joe or his minions see it while he's still in office.. D'oh
ReplyDelete"Rodney King treatment?"
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. And true.
After they get down beating him, they will probably put him to work in Joe's yard. For like $2.50 an hour.
Watching Fred Clause, love feel good movies. I know Christmas has come and passed but so what, it's all about me after all and I like this movie.
ReplyDeleteI saw that was on HBO Drew.
ReplyDeleteHey, looks like McGrady might actually have some game left.
That is a funny plate. He is gonna get his ass kicked though. Is he even remotely tan? He's fucked if so.
ReplyDeleteOnce when I was on the 17 I saw a plate that said CHEF. I tried to snap a pic, but homeboy was driving too fast.
Spurs, I just baked some brownies. They are delicious. If you lived closer, I'd share some with you, with all of you actually. I would even bake some weed brownies to make EViz feel at home. Maybe some other time.
What's going on kinkyb!tch? How was your weekend?
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks for the thought regarding the brownies.
lol thats a funny plate :)
ReplyDeleteYes it is Q.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Pam?
ReplyDeleteWatching tv I was thinking maybe I should go to the olympics how do I get in ? lol
ReplyDeleteJust show them your butthole pics, you'll probably get VIP.
ReplyDeleteGood idea. Those are fresh!
ReplyDeleteOr you can buy tickets. Have any of your friends gone?
ReplyDeleteIt seems like it would be an interesting experience.
ReplyDeleteI Dont know I didnt ask anyone lol
ReplyDeletehmm
where do you buy tickets ?
Well, I guess you could type in "Where can I buy Olympic tickets?" in that new site called google, and that might bring up some answers.
ReplyDeleteSo how are you feeling today Pam? Feeling better?
ReplyDeleteYeah i worked out and tanned, I am feeling better =) thanks for asking
ReplyDeleteand yeah
ReplyDeletewhats a goooglle. lol jerk
That's good you are feeling better.
ReplyDeleteWhat? I didn't know if you had heard of google. It's a search engine. It helps you find answers to different questions.
ReplyDeleteI've heard of people donating to the police to get one of those stickers in hopes of talking your way out of a ticket but this license plate is just over the top.
ReplyDeleteYeah, they have that donate $100 to the SAPD and get a sticker type crap.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I liked your sarcasm.
It's official: Team USA is for real. The U.S. defeats Canada for the first time since '60 with a 5-3 win!!! USA USA USA I bet there is alot of upset Canadians tonite hahaha
ReplyDeleteYeah Q, I saw that as well. I actually watched a little of it, and I don't even like hockey.
ReplyDeleteAnd you are right about the upset Canadians. They might just burn the whole country down.
I once had a telemarketer call me asking to donate to the police. I told him they would have to catch me to ever make me make any type of donation.
ReplyDeleteYou don't seem like a big fan of the police department DG.
ReplyDeleteI don't mind the police. I just don't want to give them any of my money. I've dated a couple cops in the past. They looked damn good in their uniform.
ReplyDeleteThat's nice DG. Did they use their handcuffs on you?
ReplyDeleteI will plead the 5th on that.
ReplyDeleteSo cops are two of the 11 guys you've banged?
ReplyDeleteSad.
No, just one.
ReplyDeleteHope he got you out of some tickets. And something tells me you never had the handcuffs used on you.
ReplyDeleteAll I will say is the real ones don't break.
ReplyDeleteSo the fake ones do?
ReplyDeleteBoth the cops hated Sheriff Joe too.
ReplyDeleteDid they? That's cool.
ReplyDeleteYes they do. Or maybe it's just my super human power.
ReplyDeleteSo your parents used to handcuff you when you were a bad girl?
ReplyDeleteBoth the cops were coincidentally half mexican so maybe that is why.
ReplyDeleteAnd no my parents did not handcuff me.
Way to get a little bit of ethnicity inside you. Literally.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's surprising to read about your parents. They must have had some extreme patience dealing with someone like you.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, the Suns picked up a game and a half on your team today.
ReplyDeleteI was a good kid spurs. Still am. I would never do anything wrong!
ReplyDeleteGood for them EV. The Suns might as well start getting sized for championship rings, and the city of Phoenix may as well circle a date in June for the championship parade.
ReplyDeleteSure DG. You are like a saint.
ReplyDeleteSo how's the convertible treating you DG?
ReplyDeleteThats funny.
ReplyDeleteThought you'd like that EV.
ReplyDeleteThe car is nice. But I do realize when it rains really hard it leaks in the front left corner leaving a nice pile of water to sit on when I get in the car. Good thing I live in a desert. The dark windows look really nice but it makes me want to tint the windshield too but do people even do that?
ReplyDeleteWell, you can just pretend that you peed your pants if you accidently leave the top open and you sit in water.
ReplyDeleteAnd as far as tinting the windshield? Are you serious? It's too bad you aren't banging the police department anymore, they'd tell you that would be illegal.
You're not supposed to have any tint on front. What is the % on your other windows, DG?
ReplyDeleteShe went with the illegal tent EV.
ReplyDeletemy mom got my flu. can she pass it back to me ?
ReplyDeleteYes Pam, it's like a frisbee.
ReplyDeleteshut up dick fucker
ReplyDeleteQuite a few big names becoming unrestricted agents in the NFL.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah? I haven't seen any of the names.
ReplyDeleteBut no Pam, I don't think she'll pass it back to you.
ReplyDeleteJ Peppers, Darren Sharper, T.O, Wilfork and Karlos Dansby were a few I saw. I imagine the Eagles still have their eyes on Peppers.
ReplyDeleteIt is illegal whatever % it is. They warned me before I got it done and they made me pay them in cash. I just don't like the contrast difference between the sides and the front.
ReplyDeleteHe won't sign with the Eagles EV.
ReplyDeleteDG, the most you can get is a "brow" which is just the top portion of the windshield.
ReplyDeleteSeriously though DG, have you ever seen a car with the windshield tinted?
I just back from the locker room of the Olympic Hockey team!
ReplyDeleteBut it was the Special Olympics =(
Hey!! What's up SPAMela!
ReplyDeleteLong time no see.
That's funny. So how was the Hockey team? Did they treat you right?
DG - So how dark are your sides? Same as the back, and did you get limo in back?
ReplyDeleteSpurs - Why don't you think he'll sign with the Eagles? They may decide to grow a pair and shop McNabb around.
Show me your butt!!!!
ReplyDeletelol!!!
Hahahahaha!!!
Hehehe!!!!
Har har har!!!
And I heard that Nik Richie gave you a shout out on a shitty blog radio station.
ReplyDeleteDon't you feel like a star now SPAMela?
Spursy Jursy, they have full time watery mouths. That I like!!!
ReplyDeleteEV:
ReplyDeleteI just don't think he'll sign with the Eagles, that's all.
Nik Richie is my persian kitty-poopkins that I hate!
ReplyDeleteTee-hee!
=)
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:-]
{;\|+_"?<@#$
omg
ReplyDeletespurs
ive been waiting for spamela haha
That's funny you referred to him as your "Persian kitty", being you are a huge fan of Hello Kitty.
ReplyDeleteHello Kitty is kind of lame if you ask me.
EV:
ReplyDeleteAnd soon the NFL will be uncapped, which means Jones is going to buy everyone.
I suspect they'll go for one of those names. Last year they filled in holes on the offense, they'll definitely be looking to pick up some defensive talent.
ReplyDeleteDo you say, "Hello, Kitty" when you see your kitty in the mirror naked? HEHEHEHE!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! LMFAO!!!
ABRACADABRA!!!
Nothing like pipe dreams from a fan EV.
ReplyDeleteDo you say that SPAMela?
ReplyDeleteI hope it does so I can see that clown go broke and still fall short of Championships. They've already got the following the Yankees do.
ReplyDeleteI didn't do anything with the back window because it is plastic. Can I do anything with that? But I only had 3 options to choose from. Legal, illegal, and really illegal. I went with just illegal and it's the same on the front and back windows. I don't like when the windows are a different color at all. I'm not sure what side of town you live on but I got it done at 51st ave. & Bell.
ReplyDeleteHe's not going broke EV.
ReplyDeleteI say, "Im thinking Arbys".
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!
OMG!!!
Im famous!!
DG:
ReplyDeleteReally though, have you ever seen a front windshield tinted?
With what he'd have to pay to get that team some more Bowl's he would be. Especially if he keeps Romo and ol' Philly boy around.
ReplyDeleteSPAMela:
ReplyDeleteI hear you have a trip to AZ coming up, are you looking forward to that?
I like how Philly and Phoenix fan acts like his teams are dynasties.
ReplyDeleteYay! I hear the meth in Mesa is unbelievable!!
ReplyDeleteI cant wait to hide from the Feds watching me poop while i smoke some ice!!!
Here come the scabs!!!
But you can still tint the plastic if you want to DG.
ReplyDeleteI hear the guy you are hooking up with is super rich SPAMela.
ReplyDeleteI did! While I was waiting on my car I saw a black truck with all of the windows tinted. I don't think the windshield was as dark as the rest but it was definitely tinted.
ReplyDeleteThose were your choices? Sounds kinda ghetto, does the tint look good? You can get any tint you want on the back windows, I did 5% limo tint. The side driver/passenger windows are legal at 35% and above, which is what I have.
ReplyDeleteYes he is. He is the shift manager at Super Burrito! I get to have homemade salsa with my Sunny Delight and mashed potatoes!
ReplyDeleteWouldn't the plastic get messed up easily opening and closing the top?
ReplyDeleteI've never seen a windshield tinted before, that's a little strange you have.
ReplyDeletelmfao.
ReplyDeletethis guy/chick cracks me up
DG:
ReplyDeleteMy mom has a convertible, her plastic is tinted. At least I'm pretty sure it is.
My poop chute has a brown tint to it.
ReplyDeleteHehehe
hawhawhaw!!!
How am I acting like my teams are dynasty's? Trophies or not, the Eagles have been more relevant than the Cowboys over the last decade.
ReplyDeleteSPAMela:
ReplyDeleteA shift manager? Damn, you might have really found a keeper there. You need to do whatever it takes to keep him happy.
No, those weren't my choices. Those were what I called my options. I could've went a little darker on the little back windows but decided not to. But it looks really good.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny SPAMela. That's a nice tint job.
ReplyDeleteIt probably wouldn't matter, DG. You're a female, and you probably don't cruise around dirty anyway. Fix-it tickets aren't much and I'm sure you wouldn't get bothered unless it was ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteI do Spursy from Jursey. I let him and his buddies run trains on me while im covered in taco sauce!
ReplyDeleteI like it because i get in touch with their heritage!
EV:
ReplyDeleteRelevant? Even with the Cowboys suck they get more attention than when the Eagles go to the Super Bowl and choke.
They get more attention because everyone was stunned they made it.
ReplyDeleteCheck out DG the English professor and her "options" and "choices" comment.
ReplyDeleteI prefer to call them taco benders, Spurs. His-panic sounds too meany =(
ReplyDeleteWell, "taco benders" seems a little racist SPAMela.
ReplyDeleteI still can't get over how hot you look in that pic. Is that a Glamour Shots photo?
I mean, how many old ass editors do you think wetted themselves at the thought that they could finally talk about the Cowboys in the post season again?
ReplyDeleteWell SPurs, did you know that Canada thinks we are their mexicans? And that pic was taken by a hidden camera. Something to do with pasta-tution? I dont remember what they called it but it sounds like a dish at the Olive Garden.
ReplyDeleteIm Famous!!!
Does Canada really think that? That's interesting.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think it's called prostitution. How old are you in that pic anyway?
You look fresh, that's why I'm wondering.
Did you watch the Olympic Hockey game? I started watching after the 1st period. Was a good game, even though I don't completely understand Hockey.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteWe are Americans, not Mexican'ts!
I am 19 7/8 in that pic Splurz!
Show me your butt!!
Yeah, I watched a little of it EV, even though I don't like hockey.
ReplyDeleteJust like soccer, I don't like soccer, but I'll watch the World Cup.
19 and 7/8ths?
ReplyDeleteWow, that was a long long time ago, being you are 21 now.
EV:
ReplyDeleteI like how NBC parked that game on MSNBC too. Dumbasses.
Or did they actually switch it to NBC? I was watching it on MSNBC.
Yes, I was a mere child in that pic.
ReplyDeleteBut now i am all grown up and I have a vast wealth of knowledge within those few months of slitting my wrists and tweeking on crank!
I have to say Spurs when taking the English/Grammar assessment testing I must admit that I did get a 96%.
ReplyDeleteEV, upon further review,(Like that spurs?) my windows are 50%. I've gotten away with alot from cops so a little window tinting shouldn't be so hard to deal with.
That's awesome SPAMela. So when you were all cranked out did you hit the library, or did you just learn it all through osmosis?
ReplyDeleteDo you know what osmosis means?
I did like that DG. That was a good one.
ReplyDeleteI only saw it on MSNBC.
ReplyDeleteI'm the same way with both of those sports. Not baseball, though. World Series or not, I can't really bring myself to watch a full game of baseball.
Yes, baseball is hard to sit through. Unless it's a Braves game. I can watch any Braves game.
ReplyDeleteUh, duh! Ozzmosis is an Ozzy Osbourne album!
ReplyDeleteI stand corrected SPAMela. You are smarter than I thought.
ReplyDeleteSee? Sometimes I have to channel my inner CBT. Or just Gaagle it.
ReplyDeleteI will give baseball this, though. It's not quite as boring as cross country skiing or curling.
ReplyDeleteBaseball is hard to sit through because you have never been to a cubs game.
ReplyDelete"Gaagle"?
ReplyDeleteGood one.
EV:
ReplyDeleteYeah, that curling crap was on the other night, I can't believe anyone finds that crap interesting.
Has anyone ever watched fencing? Who wants to watch somebody build fences?
ReplyDeleteGood one SPAM.
ReplyDeleteOk. time for my beauty rest. Be back in a week or two!
ReplyDeleteBye all of you tootsie rolls!
LMFAO!
LOL!
OOGA BOOGA!
Later on SPAM! Enjoy your rest. Thanks for coming by.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteSo you going to go to the Cubs spring training?
*any* of the Cubs spring training?
ReplyDeleteAre you stalking my private facebook page? I just got done posting all over my friends pages just now about the cubs spring training.
ReplyDeleteYou are a psychic stalker.
I don't even know your gay facebook page DG.
ReplyDeleteSo are you going to go or what?
I take it you are.
ReplyDeleteI know you are not a friend on my facebook but if you want you can be a fan instead.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure yet. I have friends that make plans that seem to fall through a lot for whatever reason. My friends are like me. We cannot commit to anything.
A fan? Really? Oh my gosh. You think I can get an autograph?
ReplyDeleteBasically what you are saying is you and your friends are flakes.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I guess we are if you put it like that.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe I could have wrote that you and your friends are super busy and it's hard for you to make concrete plans.
ReplyDeleteNah, that would not be like you to play the nice guy and say such a thing to me.
ReplyDeleteI am wide awake tonight but don't want to take any Ambien but then I know I will be tired tomorrow. What shall I do?
I always say nice things to you.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I'm wide awake as well.
Why don't you want to take Ambien?
I like being up late sometimes and I haven't stayed up late for awhile now.
ReplyDeleteYou rarely say nice things on here. It's all about WEAK attempts at "burying" me.
It seems I like being up late all the time.
ReplyDeleteThere you go copying the WEAK again. And the only time you ever try to "bury" me is when you have one of your "gang" members around to give you back up.
Oh, I fogot to ask.
ReplyDeleteDid you go see a movie last night?
Now you know that isn't true. I bury you at my own free will.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it that delusional head of yours.
ReplyDeleteIf that's how you want to convince yourself, more power to you.
ReplyDeleteIt is how I choose to convince myself, thanks.
ReplyDeleteSo you didn't answer. Did you go see a movie last night?
Well, Saturday night.
ReplyDeleteI guess that woman that got hit by the dragster tire died.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's funny (well, not funny) but last night I was looking at buying tickets for that Nascar event that is held at the Texas Motor Speedway. I'm not a Nascar fan by any means, but I wouldn't mind seeing a race live. I think it would be pretty cool.
ReplyDeleteBut those events are a lot safer than IRL and dragster racing.
It seems that you can get reclining chairs with an armrest there at Texas Motor Speedway. I'm really thinking of going.
ReplyDeleteI did see a movie. I saw Planet 51. I am looking forward to Alice in Wonderland March 5th though! 3D too!
ReplyDeleteHow was Planet 51?
ReplyDeleteI just looked at that. It was a cartoon? So did your date enjoy it? Did you buy him some candy and popcorn?
ReplyDelete(sorry, couldn't help it)
It was funny. It wasn't the funniest cartoon I've ever seen but not bad. I did like how the alien planet looked just like Arizona.
ReplyDeleteThat's cool. I don't even remember that movie coming out.
ReplyDeleteI saw The Rock was in it though.
So if my mom has my flu she wont give it back ot me ?
ReplyDeleteI really don't know Pam. I don't think so.
ReplyDeleteAsk DG though, she'll know.
Or kinkyb!tch.
It was at the cheaper theater so it's been out for awhile. I didn't even realize the rock was in it. He has got such a beautiful smile.
ReplyDeleteYou mean in the cartoon?
ReplyDeleteIf you had it first and gave it to her than most likely no. But just make sure you wash your hands a lot and disinfect everything to be safe.
ReplyDeleteI rarely get sick but that's because I have a slight case of OCD and I wash my hands a lot. I think I have come to the conclusion that each relates to each other.
No, the rock in real life. Did he play the astronaut?
ReplyDeleteSee Pam, there you go. Nothing to worry about.
ReplyDeleteYes, I know DG, I was fucking with you. And yes, he played the astronaut.
ReplyDeleteI would know that because I wrote the movie.
Yeah, I feel like a bitch for giving my mutant disease to my mom since she took care of me =/ lol. woops.
ReplyDelete"Mutant disease" huh?
ReplyDeleteOh! Where is EV? I want to know if he pre-ordered Heavy Rain.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, check out the trailer for this game. The graphics are amazing. The game comes out on Tuesday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pEHspzMxyo
What is Heavy Rain?
ReplyDeleteNew game for the PS3. I downloaded the demo the other day.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteYou're right. The graphics on that game are badass.
How long was the demo DG?
ReplyDeleteI didn't know you played, or even had a PS3, DG. I'll have to check that out, but I was already thinking of getting 2K10. The mode where you make your own player seems pretty cool.
ReplyDeleteman. I like my dentist a lot spurs.
ReplyDeleteThat 2K10 game does look cool.
ReplyDeleteI like kites Pam.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I'll play along to another random thought. Are you referring to that Porn Dentist?
ReplyDeleteNO my dentist! haha. I have a crush on him. Hes so cute and nice. He said we talk on the phone more than he talks to his mother =)
ReplyDeleteHes not a porn dentist spurs hes a dentist =)
ReplyDeleteI'd get him to knock you up Pam and see if you can make a life with him.
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ReplyDeletelol I dont want kids. ! but if we did they would have nice teeth
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure of that game, DG. There are some good ones coming out and I still want to get Bioshock 2, Assassins Creed 2 and Dante's Inferno.
ReplyDeleteThat Dante's Inferno looks interesting too.
ReplyDeletePam:
ReplyDeleteHow old is dentist?
hes like 35 or 38 I forgot what we talked about .
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he appreciates your excellent listening skills.
ReplyDeleteHe does =) haha. I mean if I ever call you one day you can hear them too
ReplyDeleteHow can I hear your excellent listening skills? You'll probably talk about them.
ReplyDeleteBesides, I don't have a phone.
EV:
ReplyDeleteI just checked out that Assassin's 2 gameplay trailer, that looks sweet.
Damn, wasn't paying attention for comment 200.
ReplyDelete*Assassin's Creed 2*
ReplyDeleteThe first one was sick as far as game play, but the overall game was far too repetitive and the saving sequence sucked. I know they added in much more depth to the story and missions, not sure about the saves though. I imagine they would have changed that as well.
ReplyDeleteThe game does look like it would be fun.
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