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Hey ladies, it even gives you a calorie count. An 18 foot "splooge?" Who's job was it to measure that?
And Drew, looks like you've found your next vacation spot. Papua New Guinea.
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Facts about Semen
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Hey ladies, it even gives you a calorie count. An 18 foot "splooge?" Who's job was it to measure that?
And Drew, looks like you've found your next vacation spot. Papua New Guinea.
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Sperm will never taste like candy or sweetness even if they try
ReplyDeleteYou should get someone to try that experiment out Pam.
ReplyDeletemy dad isn't picking up his phone =(
ReplyDeleteWho's to say she already hasn't?
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I'm not gonna do all that shit in one day. The interior alone will probably take 4 hours. I don't have those parts anyway, just ordered them.
That's sucks Pam. I can't find my remote.
ReplyDeleteEV:
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of car do you have?
GTO
ReplyDeleteThat's right. The one that was parked out on the street.
ReplyDeleteYep. I got her back. Luckily there wasn't any serious damage and most of everything replaced was cosmetic. Though, those assholes claimed the A/C compressor didn't work before the wreck and refused to fix it, so the car has no A/C now. Gonna be a pain in the ass getting that fixed before it gets hot.
ReplyDeletehaha.
ReplyDeleteI've always heard sperm dies once it hits the air. So how can it live on a toilet seat for 3 hours?
ReplyDeleteIt was, however, nice to get a new bumper out of it. The stealership cocksuckers riveted the front plate frame to the bumper even though you don't need them in Arizona. I also caught someones swivel shaft joint in the grill, so it was pretty messed up.
ReplyDeleteNo A/C? That sucks. Of course, you already know that.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteYeah, that was strange. And what about sperm being faster than a Peruvian Jaguar?
I don't know. But I would like to watch the 18ft'r perform.
ReplyDeleteThat guy should be in a circus or something.
ReplyDeleteThe shittiest part is I have no idea what caused the A/C to go out. The body shop claims the A/C Compressor is the problem, but it sits on the other side of the engine bay which is why the adjuster denied the repair.
ReplyDeleteYea, thats pretty insane. I think it would hurt to shoot it that far.
ReplyDeleteWow, a prick of an insurance adjuster?
ReplyDeleteNever would have thought.
the joke meant like
ReplyDeletemy dads sperm btw spurs
you didnt catch on
Oh, pretty good one Pam. That went over my head.
ReplyDeleteEither way, I'm thinking the part runs around $600 or more, not including installation. Then again, I'm not so sure I couldn't install it.
ReplyDelete$600? Damn.
ReplyDeleteIs that price from the dealer or what?
ReplyDeleteThat's what they had told me at the body shop. I checked GMpartshouse.com and they have it for $408. $628 is the MSRP. Small break there, but it would be nice if I didn't have to pay for it in the first place.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'd say $220 is a pretty good break. When does it start to really get hot around there?
ReplyDeleteDoesn't take too long. And A/C is a must, especially with black interior. The car heats up bad in the summer even with limo tint.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I can imagine. My interior is black and I have a dark tint, and it gets hot as fuck.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of car? Truck? I figure just about everyone in Texas owns a truck.
ReplyDeleteNo, it's a car.
ReplyDeleteBut yeah, most people think everyone in Texas owns a truck.
ReplyDeleteI have an uncle that lives in Texas. He's one of those types who thinks all men should drive trucks. He's also a douche bag.
ReplyDeleteFunny. Yeah, I've run into people like that. In their big ass F-350 duallys, getting 11 miles a gallon, never hauled anything in their lives.
ReplyDeleteJust like the dumb ass people around here who can hardly keep their massive SUV's on the road to go pick up their one kid from school. I hate people who drive those things like they're nimble little civics.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I remember back in 2001, I was selling Chevy vehicles for awhile. It was fun watching those Suburbans and Tahoes collect dust.
ReplyDeleteAlright well, I'm gonna hit the sack. Later Spurs.
ReplyDeleteLater on EV.
ReplyDeletekevin you mean
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's right. What was I thinking?
ReplyDeleteIs that Pam?
ReplyDeleteyes lol
ReplyDeleteWhat are you doing?
ReplyDeletewatching my friends itune shows lol im using her laptop u ?
ReplyDeleteWatching tv.
ReplyDeleteWhat is this show I am watching
ReplyDeletehow I met your mother
lol its funny but I dont get it
Never watched it. I do know that Doogie Howser is on the show.
ReplyDeleteWho is he why is he famous llol
ReplyDeleteAn actor.
ReplyDeletegnite =)
ReplyDeleteGoodnight Pam. Sweet dreams.
ReplyDeleteyour the sweetest
ReplyDelete"Q: Can a crooked erection be fixed?
ReplyDeleteThe treatment for congenital curvature is a surgery called plication. Mulhall explained it to me, but when he did, my testicles crawled into my abdomen. It’s one of those procedures that works fine, and you don’t even have to stay in the hospital overnight — Mulhall called it “straightforward” — but it’s better not to know the details unless you really need it. Let’s just say he used phrases like “deglove the penis” and “pull the skin down.” Basically, a surgeon will “shorten” the longer side of the penis so it matches the other side."
Fuck that. Mine's just gonna have to keep pointing left.
http://www.thegrio.com/news/nbc-cook-defends-fried-chicken-choice-for-black-history-month.php
ReplyDeleteThe only thing I see wrong with this is that they left off the Red Velvet cake and Banana Pudding for desert.
Highlights of Sarah and Todd Palin's email correspondence:
ReplyDelete* The governor coached her staff on how to disguise the amount of electrical work needed at the mansion to hook up her new tanning bed.
* Palin and her staff stewed over the refusal of the state Public Safety Department to provide a plane so the children could fly to Todd's family's home in Dillingham; after all, they were going to attend a bill signing, so the travel requests could be justified. Sarah Palin called the decision "outrageous," and an aide said it provides "a great excuse to privatize" the governor's jet service.
* The manager of the Palins' travel schedule searched for a public event to use as justification ("I just need one") to charge the state for an airplane flight for Palin's daughter, Willow, who made the trip but had missed the event given as its justification.
* When Sarah Palin complained that the Fairbanks Daily News-Miner wrote a critical editorial after she did them the favor of meeting with the editorial board, Todd Palin advised the press chief to "take the news miner off the press release address list for a few days, see how long it takes them to realize their not on the list."
* "Man, that gossip crap bugs me," Sarah Palin wrote after the Anchorage Daily News wrote about mansion repairs in its Alaska Ear political column. "Any time it has anything to do with home or family, it's irritating." A press aide apologized, saying the columnist did not to call check out stories before publishing. The residence director added, "Reminds me of junior high school, where hormonal teenagers are always looking for the drama. ... I'll do my best to avoid giving them any news nuggets."
Ew! Is that true about Papa New Guinea?? Sick bastards.
ReplyDeleteI always knew sperm could make me fat. That is why I have the standards that I do. Did you see all the carbs in it?? Gross.
EV said...
ReplyDeleteJust like the dumb ass people around here who can hardly keep their massive SUV's on the road to go pick up their one kid from school. I hate people who drive those things like they're nimble little civics.
Did you see me on the road? Minus the kid picking up from school part I mean?
I love my gas guzzler, leave me alone. EV..I'm rethinking this friendship thing again. Don't let me down, you hold a special place in my heart.
chances of me knocking someone out today - bout 40%
ReplyDeleteChances of me knocking someone out if I go to the bar after work - 95%
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ReplyDeleteGreat. Wop and I are in the same mood.
ReplyDeleteYeah they don't die when they hit the air and on average sperm live for 72 hours but can live up to 5 days if conditions are right (ie woman has fertile cervical mucus that precedes ovulation, delicious yes?)
ReplyDeleteUmmm yeah I cannot seem to pass fucking Algebra because I cannot memorize all the stupid rules and formulas but human reproductive biology and basically any other biology class I fly through and retain the info forever.
Earlier comment deleted due to extreme Pelicanitis.
ReplyDelete"Elfie said...
ReplyDeleteUmmm yeah I cannot seem to pass fucking Algebra because I cannot memorize all the stupid rules and formulas but human reproductive biology and basically any other biology class I fly through and retain the info forever."
Did you acquire this aptitude before or after you got pregnant the first time?
For biology? I was not uneducated about how it works. I will tell you this much 90% of teenage pregnancies are NOT accidents anyone who tells you different is a fat mouth and a liar.
ReplyDelete"Elfie said...
ReplyDeleteFor biology? I was not uneducated about how it works. I will tell you this much 90% of teenage pregnancies are NOT accidents anyone who tells you different is a fat mouth and a liar."
Having knocked up a 19 year old who likes money, I have to agree with that statement. How you been Elfie?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35220214/ns/health-fitness/
ReplyDeleteI thought this might interest DG.
I don't think it's usually about money either CBT. I have plans in the works to start a non-profit that deals with this very issue (or set of issues). Don't get me wrong, accidental pregnancies do happen... my son is the product of a birth control failure. This however is not the case the majority of the time.
ReplyDeleteI've been pretty good CBT, how have you been?
elftastic-did you really get knocked up on purpose or were you just thinking that if it happens, it will be okay,cause all you need is love (that song is in myhead for some reason) and all that other pizazz that clouds our frontal lobe while horny?
ReplyDeletedoes your email work today..i wanted to sendyou something to add on to about the other day
why dont i get a link about what would interest me, CBT? (rhymed)
ReplyDeleteno one loves me here..I see..thanks bitches.
Oh well..I found a joint last night that sells..are you ready for this..butterscotch milkshakes! Oh yes, they do!! It was delicious, and I may just go get one today, since there is no love here for kbeezy.
kb, generally links I put in my comments are not nice or flattering, so feel love by exclusion.
ReplyDeleteButterscotch milkshakes rare? Do you people not have Sonics?
"Fuck that. Mine's just gonna have to keep pointing left."
ReplyDeleteThat's nice CBT.
Elfie, I'm good. It looks like my transition to on air personality could take place as early as March 1st. I'm excited.
ReplyDelete"chances of me knocking someone out today - bout 40%
ReplyDeleteChances of me knocking someone out if I go to the bar after work - 95%"
That bad of day, huh Wopness?
I dont go to Sonic, CBT, so I dont know if it is rare. They had a peanut butter one at the place I wanted to go to as well. If anyone is interested in buying me some chocolates for Valentine's Day..Reese's PB cups (or hearts as they sell this time of year) is the way to go.
ReplyDeleteSPURS! Where has your lard ass been?? You have work to do, fool!
I think it works KB? I haven't been in there today though, send it and I guess we will see.
ReplyDeleteYes my pregnancy was intentional on both my part and my ex's. My 16 yr old mind idealized a lot of things, including family. All of my friends had parents who were interested in and involved in their lives, my mom on the other hand was out of town with her boyfriend constantly and couldn't have cared less about anything I did. I think I just wanted that connection with someone and I did gain that with my daughter's birth but I also sacrificed a lot as well.
I've talked to many, many young moms and my story is pretty similar to the majority of them.
"It was delicious, and I may just go get one today, since there is no love here for kbeezy."
ReplyDeleteThere's love for you here kinkyb!tch.
kb, how about some fudge from the Olde Tyme restaurant? A two pound box is guaranteed to make your ass grow.
ReplyDeletekb, I haven't seen Spurs essay on his favorite Britney Spears song yet. Are you allowing him to slack?
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Streets?
ReplyDeleteNo CBT, I'm taking my F.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteNo CBT, I'm taking my F."
Better an F than one of her "songs" stuck in your head for days.
That's what I'm thinking CBT.
ReplyDeleteOh butterscotch milkshake sounds so good! Oh like the Dairy Queen butterscotch dip cones Yum.
ReplyDeleteI'm supposed to start a meal/exercise plan on Monday... I have 3 days left to eat anything I want, butterscotch milshake is on the list following funnel cake and fried okra.
he has detention with Pam (and her array of dildos) on top of that F.
ReplyDeleteHaha Spurs! That'll teach you to ignore my homework assignments again!
Elfie-interesing. I can see that connection you longed being the primary reason for many pregnancies,not just teen ones.
CBT-NO! My ass does not need to get bigger. I will take some Reese's though. And another butterscotch milkshake, but only if its the small cup.
When I was little my grandpa used to always give me those butterscoth disc candies, know what I'm talkin about Ceebs? So I have a love for that flavor. Butterscotch pudding is good as well
A guy I used to work with was really susceptible to that. You could walk up behind him and say one line from "It's A Small World After All" and a week later he'd look like a crazy man from having it replay in his head.
ReplyDeleteHello Spurskin.
ReplyDelete"I have 3 days left to eat anything I want, butterscotch milkshake is on the list following funnel cake"
ReplyDeleteNice Streets. But fried okra?
Hello Streets. Nice name you threw my way.
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteYeah, that will teach me.
I hate okra. It starts out fine but then the middle is all...seedy. One of my friends just got back from IL and told me if I ever go to try STL frog legs. I almost barfed my orange and glass of water I had for breakfast. Gross.
ReplyDeleteYou know what I always wondered..I know what youg guys are thinking..does this bitch ever stop wondering about stuff..the answer is no,sorry. Okay, I always wondered why food is given a name of a city before it. As if the frogs are any tastier out of STL than they are say..a swamp in FL? Or New England Clam chowder. I ate that at Disneyland once and I'll be damned if it wasn't the same as the kind in the can that is sold in AZ and the kind outta Massachusetts. There is no need for city/state names before food. There just isn't.
Kb I know what they are. I have a couple in my jacket pocket I think, along with peppermint and cinnamon, all Brach's.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, fried okra is the food of the gods, provided the gods are from south of St. Louis.
ReplyDeleteYou mean if I go to france the fries won't taste better?
ReplyDeleteKB~ Yeah I guess teens get pregnant for the same reason many women do, they just aren't as prepared financially or emotionally. Anyway if I can make a difference in some way I'd like to try.
ReplyDeleteOh and my email does work today.
"Spurs, fried okra is the food of the gods, provided the gods are from south of St. Louis."
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm out on fried okra CBT.
No DG, I don't think they will.
ReplyDelete"There is no need for city/state names before food. There just isn't."
ReplyDeleteThat is a very good point kinkyb!tch.
I guess there is no point going to France afterall.
ReplyDeleteBut I don't like fries anyway. Except Burger King. Those are good.
Fried Okra is sooooo good, you obviously have not had it made right Spurs.
ReplyDeleteKB~ all your questions right now reminded me of an episode of Millionarie Matchmaker. There was this girl who asked a million questions... one of which was "You know what I've always wondered? How they keep the Hollywood sign white." Seriously? haha
I have to say, NY pizza is very hard to reproduce for some reason. I have looked everywhere for it. Maybe Grimaldi's will prove me wrong.
ReplyDeleteKansas City BBQ, St Louis BBQ and Memphis BBQ require city names because they are very different. I guess it should be Granada Frog Legs because the only place I've had them that they were good was at Jake and Rip's in Granada, MS.
ReplyDeleteOh grimaldi's is good, my kids had a fundraiser pizza toss there a few weeks back. Course I've never had true NY pizza. I had Domino's last night, I agree Spurs, it was pretty good!
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I'm pretty that if some one battered an old boot and deep fried it in hog lard I could figure out how to eat it.
ReplyDeleteFried pickles are the most disgusting thing I've eaten outside of survival training.
make that 60%/98.5%
ReplyDeleteDG, McDonald's fries used to be really good.
ReplyDeleteDG in France they put Mayo on their "pommes frites". Nasty.
ReplyDeleteCBT, I think you could figure out a way to eat it.
ReplyDeleteElfie - Grimaldi's is true New York pizza. Its not the best in NY, but you now have had true Ny pie!
ReplyDeleteThat bad of a day, huh Wopness?
ReplyDelete"WTD said...
ReplyDeletemake that 60%/98.5%"
My odds have declined as my day has gotten better. Wop's apparently has sucked more.
Wopness:
ReplyDeleteAnonymous was talking about Grimaldi's the other day.
"DG in France they put Mayo on their "pommes frites". Nasty."
ReplyDeleteIts actually an aioli, and if you ever had pomme frites with a garlic and parsley aioli, NO WAY you would say nasty
yeah I am having a shit day and its only getting worse... Fuck anger management was worthless
ReplyDeleteI've gotten on a rather unique diet that's worked well. I've lost 12 pounds in the last three weeks by eating two over medium eggs, bacon and toast for breakfast and a combo lunch and supper around 4 in the afternoon of two or three tacos or a burrito and three or four Sam Adams. No food after 7pm. I've gone from 182 back down to 170.
ReplyDeleteCity names absolutely belong on some foods..
ReplyDeleteWithout a doubt.
especially when speaking about pizza, chowder, and bbq
"especially when speaking about pizza, chowder, and bbq"
ReplyDeleteGood point Wopness.
Im thinking about getting that 6K pinky ring I have been looking at, maybe then Ill feel better
ReplyDeleteWop, what the fuck is "aioli". I don't eat garlic because it's gives me gas of epic proportions. 6.2 Richter scale farts that cause birds to fall dead from the sky.
ReplyDelete"WTD said...
ReplyDeleteIm thinking about getting that 6K pinky ring I have been looking at, maybe then Ill feel better"
That removes any doubts about Wop's true guineahood.
Wop-do they sell those fries at Dbacks games? Ihad some that sound kinda like that and they are great.
ReplyDeleteDg-BK fries? Sick. McD's and Wendys are where its at. Oh and Chik-Fil-As waffle ones. Oh man, they are the best. The only good thing at BK is their onion rings-they have no onions in em, just like I like em. Oh and that funnel cake crap they have now is good. Elfie, go there for funnel cake.
CBT-I dont believe that BBQ shit. BBQ is not all that great anyway. You guys are trippin.
Grimaldi's is good. Deeg, there is one not far from your parent's. It is at Peoria Crossings. Everytime I watched Sex and the City the pizza did look good. Like that episode where Carrie tells Miranda she is being selfish by having an abortion without telling Steve first (which is so not true, but whatever) and then Miranda says "You know what, youre right. I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna have Steve's baby. Pizza for everyone!" I was reallyjealous that I A) I wasnt there for the pizza and B)that she wasnt serious anyway
"I had Domino's last night, I agree Spurs, it was pretty good!"
ReplyDeleteNice Streets, did you go with the thin crust? That's the best.
aioli is the inspiration for mayo.. but so much better, like a real new york pizza compared to a digiorno frozen pizza
ReplyDeleteits egg yolks, olive oil, whisked together to make a sauce or mayo... you can add anything to it for flavor profiles
Wopness, you aren't really thinking about buying a 6K pinky ring, are you?
ReplyDeleteI used to really enjoy Italian food, but in the last couple of years tomato sauce gives me serious heartburn. I think it's stress related. Ridin' herd on two elderly toddlers combined with two real toddlers and their drama infested mommas has apparently not been good for my digestive health.
ReplyDelete"CBT-I dont believe that BBQ shit. BBQ is not all that great anyway."
ReplyDeleteA pulled pork BBQ sandwich with cole slaw on it from Interstate BBQ in Memphis is Southern haute cuisine.
KB, I think Spurs should be given a different assignment. I suggest the collected works of Pink.
ReplyDeleteI can actually listen to Pink without vomitting CBT. But still, I'd take an F on that assignment too.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI can actually listen to Pink without vomitting CBT. But still, I'd take an F on that assignment too."
Gay.
Why is that Gay? I mean, you are the one who wishes he was an Arkansas cop, so that clown on the post below could satisfy you.
ReplyDeleteI love P!nk, too!! Yes Spurs, do it!
ReplyDeleteListen to I dont believe you..or whatever its called.
Shit, I've been getting like that too when I eat marinara sauce, Ceebs. Am I getting old? Do I need to add Tums to my medicine cabinet or do the chef's just need to add more sugar to the sauce?
BBQ done right is one of the greatest culinary experiences. <--- period
ReplyDeletePinks not anywhere near as bad as britt
Spurs: yes I am, but i probably wont buy it
kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteI'm putting together that post right now.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteWhy is that Gay? I mean, you are the one who wishes he was an Arkansas cop, so that clown on the post below could satisfy you."
I've never wished I was any kind of cop, much less one of these yayhoos around here, and even if I was gay I'd like to think I could do better than that Twilight looking thing.
kb, you're just getting old.
ReplyDeleteWopness:
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'd say Pink isn't as bad as Spears either. And I think 6K is a little too much for a pinky ring.
you can buy me something Wop. I promise to look into your eyes and call Tha Don when I say thank you for my gift. I have impeccable manners. Why are you so upset today though?
ReplyDeleteBBQ is nothing special. I make pulled pork sandwiches and whatevs..I'd rather have a bowl of Fruity Pebbles over that any day.
"than that Twilight looking thing."
ReplyDeleteThat's a good one CBT.
"kb said...
ReplyDeleteBBQ is nothing special. I make pulled pork sandwiches and whatevs..I'd rather have a bowl of Fruity Pebbles over that any day."
That's blasphemy.
If I ever have to pick my last meal, it would be pinto beans and cornbread, turnip greens, fried yellow squash and purple onion slices with Red Velvet cake for dessert, as long as it was prepared by a fat, middle aged black woman named Mabel.
ReplyDeleteYou reliving your Gone with the Wind fantasy CBT?
ReplyDeleteAll right kinkyb!tch, I'm just about done. It will be up in the next few minutes.
ReplyDeletethis song, spurs:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5WAu5oIBUM
she has a nice pinky ring in that link Wop, check it out.
ReplyDeleteSo you wish the South had won, huh CBT?
ReplyDelete""kb said...
ReplyDeleteBBQ is nothing special. I make pulled pork sandwiches and whatevs..I'd rather have a bowl of Fruity Pebbles over that any day."
That's blasphemy."
tis..
How do you make it?
I just signed up a huge PI case, got a poor young lady 1000/month child support
ReplyDeletechances are now 0%/15%
and I no longer have to waste money on male jewelery
Nice. How did she get hurt?
ReplyDeleteSpurs actually it really doesn't matter who won. Slavery would've ceased to exist anyway. It was an outdated economic basis even by 1861, and one human owning another just ain't right. I think we'd be a far different country if we had won, but who knows if it would've been better or worse than now.
ReplyDeleteSpurs the PI client is a male, the young lady was married for 4 years to a guy, just had a baby 3months ago and he ran off with a girlfriend - scumbag
ReplyDelete"and one human owning another just ain't right"
ReplyDeletePretty much.
Wopness:
ReplyDeleteI thought PI stood for Personal Injury.
It does... it was two separate occurrences
ReplyDelete- signed a new pi
- got my client child support that she so desperately needed
How do you get paid on a child support case Wopness?
ReplyDeleteRetainer. They (in this case her parents) pay my hourly fee against a retainer in the bank
ReplyDeleteKB: I made a layered butterscoth/vanilla pudding pie with a grahm cracker crust at X-mas. Butterscoth is excellent, but contrast it with vanilla- damn, its just sinful.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I sifted through youtube for other PJ Harvey music- she has a lot of stuff that I didn't know existed, and a lot of it was good. Definitely I would take some PJ Harvey over Britney, Pink, Aguiwhora, or any of the other bubblegum princesses.
Wopness:
ReplyDeleteMakes sense.
NTA:
ReplyDeleteI need to look at some more PJ Harvey music. And indeed, I'd take her over those pop rats any day.
Spurs~ I had a thin crust with spinach and feta, a deep dish with bell pepper and mushroom and a regular crust with pepperoni (I had friends over) I liked the thin crust but I probably could have eaten the whole thing by myself, I am more of a deep dish with extra sauce kind of girl
ReplyDeleteSounds like a pizza party Streets. And yeah, I can eat a whole thin crust easy. I like it when they make it extra crispy.
ReplyDeleteWop~ Can you squeeze blood from a rock (or in my case $ from a brokeass?) if so you are hired!
ReplyDeleteStreets, have you done your taxes yet?
ReplyDeleteyes I have. Why do you ask?
ReplyDeleteWell, aren't you getting a refund?
ReplyDeleteElfie - no but I can jack up his face again - gratis
ReplyDeleteThat's thoughtful of you Wopness.
ReplyDeleteStreets should be grateful you are concerned about her.
Yes I get a refund from federal but I owe the state anyhow my refund is not nearly as much I would get if he paid his back child support... it's like the smallest fraction of what he owes me. Last year he attempted to claim the children he has never supported cause his girlfriend told him he was entitled to. Dumb bitch.
ReplyDeleteWop~ please do, it might be hard to recognize him though, the drugs have turned him into a skinny guy with a fat swollen face. His skin is tinted yellow probably cause he has severe liver damage. Whatever.
How has your ex not been arrested for delinquent child support payments?
ReplyDeleteThey don't give a shit as long as I'm not on government assistance... if I were on Welfare you better believe they would make him pay! haha He does have an outstanding warrant for it but only because I paid $80 to file a request for one. Yep.
ReplyDeleteSo I take it the next time your ex gets pulled over, he'll be arrested?
ReplyDeletePulled over doing what? Walking? He does not even have a license cause I had that suspended prior to the warrant being filed... that was another $80.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Streets. Does he have a job?
ReplyDeleteIsn't it though? At this point I don't expect or really want anything from him... I just love fucking with him.
ReplyDeleteHe does ornamental wrought iron and he is quite good, at times he's made $4000 in a week but he doesn't file taxes or work under a tax id so I have no real way to prove it.
It's just a matter of time before he gets busted.
ReplyDeleteWell yeah, on top of that he is a convicted felon and recently was charged with another felony this time a class 3 rather than the class 6 he is convicted of. He is going to prison at some point...
ReplyDeleteIndeed Streets, it sounds like he's going to prison.
ReplyDeleteStreets, I fully understand why you are a box licker now. My apologies for teasing you in the past.
ReplyDelete"Box licker?"
ReplyDeleteNice one kinkyb!tch.