Sunday, February 7, 2010

Ghetto Leprechaun



I like the guy at the 27 second mark. He's funny.

Thanks for this EV.

And as far as the Superbowl? The game was good (surprisingly), but those commercials had to be the worst of all time. You would think for $2.6 million per spot the ad agencies could have come up with something better.

867 comments:

  1. Those commercials were just so fucking awful. There was not one memorable one.

    And as far as the game? I thought it was pretty good man.

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  2. At least the officials didn't play into the outcome EV.

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  3. That's true. You have a point there EV.

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  4. That onside kick was pretty ballsy.

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  5. I love this video! I watched it this time last year lol, oh and Ive slept in Mobile before, last year on my way home.. what was I thinking - I should have found the gold!!

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  6. You should have found the gold Pam. You'd be rich now.

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  7. Oh, and Bitchhog, if you didn't watch the game and were just waiting to see the commercials, you certainly didn't miss anything.

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  8. This video makes me laugh everytime whyyy. hahaha

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  9. Well, the lady saying it's a crackhead is pretty damn funny too Pam.

    At first I thought it was a joke, but I think these people were serious about actually seeing a leprechaun.

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  10. Wait, this video isn't from the Onion? wow.

    I called SAINTS! where's my money everyone? and don't try and tell me it's under some tree...

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  11. Exactly, this isn't from the Onion.

    And yep, you called it Bitchhog, but you didn't bet anyone.

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  12. That onside kick looked like it was downed by the Colts to me.

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  13. Why do guys assume just because I sleep with them and text them I am interested in dating them ? thats stupid.

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  14. BH, your money is under a tree on my back forty.

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  15. I'll see if I can find an uploaded video of that already, but yea it looked like a Colts player had it when they rolled the slow motion replay. Solid angle, too.

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  16. Well EV, I'm watching the highlights right now, I'll look at it again.

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  17. Just saw it now man, that's too hard to tell.

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  18. I still laugh when I go to subway and say

    " I want six inches " haha.

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  19. haha =) good I am glad I am not the only weird one

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  20. Fuck. Speaking of inches I've got 8 to 10 inches of snow headed my way tonight and tomorrow. The last fucking batch just melted. Fuck.

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  21. That sucks CBT. What vehicle are you riding around in now?

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  22. That's a great question Pam. Yeah CBT, I haven't asked. How is the engaged life treating you?

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  23. "SPURS FAN said...
    That sucks CBT. What vehicle are you riding around in now?"

    I went ahead and bought an 02 Tacoma TRD 4x yesterday. We'll see what my boss does for a company vehicle, but I guess I should own a vehicle.

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  24. Nice. Did you get a good deal on it?

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  25. It's okay. Since she's clear across the country it really hasn't sunken in I guess. I got a very pretty young lady wanting me to fly her from the west coast next month and I have the same old continous BMD shit, too.

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  26. Spurs, don't ask him things like that. He'll go on forever.

    and you owe $500, Spurs.

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  27. CBT,

    So you are already thinking of cheating on your fiancee?

    Nice.

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  28. I can't believe that one team won

    WOO

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  29. Yeah, It belonged to an old guy who can't drive anymore. Only has 55k miles on it. I gave around average black book for it.

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  30. Bitchhog:

    $500? Seems a little steep. Maybe you can hit up CBT for that kind of money, and you can be his new sugar baby.

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  31. From where on the west coast, CBT?

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  32. Wait bithchog, are you the one he's thinking of flying in from the west coast?

    Hey, congrats!

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  33. "SPURS FAN said...
    Bitchhog:

    $500? Seems a little steep. Maybe you can hit up CBT for that kind of money, and you can be his new sugar baby."

    Not on a dare.

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  34. 55k miles?

    Nice deal. It should last awhile.

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  35. I believe they are gnarled, CBT. You may have condylomata. and I do believe no respectable woman would ever touch you, you filthy, old dirtbag.

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  36. "Not on a dare", huh CBT?

    That was pretty funny.

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  37. The chick out west I've known awhile. She's sorta special.

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  38. I'm just curious...she's probably from some podunk central valley cowtown.

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  39. Filthy old dirty bag:

    More special than your "fiancee?"

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  40. "sorta special".....music to a cracker's ear.

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  41. CBT, please tell me you aren't going to fly out this "special" chick while you are engaged.

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  42. Wait, do you mean she's "special" like Special Olympics special?

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  43. BH, I'm clean according to the check up I had in December and respectable women like me. I'm also fastidiously clean personally.

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  44. I THINK ROY

    CAN FLY OUT WHO EVER HE WANTS
    WHEN HE WANTS

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  45. oh and by the way

    just because roy is engaged
    does not mean

    that he is getting married

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  46. Even when he's engaged? Oh, he's flying you out huh Pam?

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  47. Not Special Olympics special, Spurs. The girl out west is some unfinished business. I have a little buyer's remorse over the engagement thing right now. It'll pass, maybe.

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  48. "Buyers remorse?"

    That's hilarious. Like she's an appliance.

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  49. CBT, stop trying to flirt with me. I don't give a shit about your record from a test administered in Arkansas.
    It will NEVER happen. I would rather take MT.

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  50. ROY

    HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU SPEND ON HER RING ?

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  51. I think hearts can change if engaged men meet new woman you know

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  52. he traded a dying cow for it.

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  53. So Pam, why weren't you able to change that guy's heart?

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  54. I gave her my granmother's ring. Been in the family for 4 generations. Carat and a quarter.

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  55. which guy ?


    Allan?

    The last time me and allan saw each other was a week before I went to florida, we had sex in his living room while our friends watched, I woke up hung over

    drove home

    and that was that.

    our mutual friend who saw me get pounded and smashed and fucked told me he was engaged

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  56. Please tell me you'll get the ring back if you change your mind CBT.

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  57. kbeezy(fuck the saints, and you too, you didnt like them before tonight)February 7, 2010 at 10:37 PM

    CBT said...
    I got a very pretty young lady wanting me to fly her from the west coast next month


    You said what is said offsite stays offsite! Motherfucker, I knew I shouldnt have trusted you!

    CBT-I told you not to do it. Marriage is overrated and for the birds, so I've been told...

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  58. "The last time me and allan saw each other was a week before I went to florida, we had sex in his living room while our friends watched"

    Sounds like a special moment Pam.

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  59. Hey kinkb!tch:

    Here's a song you can add, I think you'll like it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjFaenf1T-Y

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  60. Thanks

    apparently it was for him too since he went and got engaged lol

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  61. "BH said...
    CBT, stop trying to flirt with me. I don't give a shit about your record from a test administered in Arkansas.
    It will NEVER happen. I would rather take MT."

    You're right, BH, it'll never happen. I don't believe I'd fuck you on a bet or a dare.

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  62. Omg I was thinking of the holocaust ring haha

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  63. Pam-I know that is a major turn on, or so I've been told, but dont do that anymore, okay? Thanks.

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  64. What is a turn on ? I wont since you said dont

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  65. She means banging some clown in front of your friends Pam.

    Was the webcam broken?

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  66. I do not have actual sex for money you know that spurs. Also, I was super drunk and I was young, I don't do that anymore I stopped after thanksgiving.

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  67. "kb said...
    oh my gosh, CBT-you gave her your grandmas ring? Havent you seen The Hangover?! You just pulled a Dr Faggot! Get that ring back NOW!"

    I haven't seen "The Hangover", at least not the movie. I had one this morning, though.

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  68. I know it was when you were young Pam. I mean, it was a whole year ago.

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  69. CBT, did you give that same ring to your other wives and fiances? class act, man.

    how many times will you use "not even on a bet or dare?"

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  70. Pam, have you ever heard of condylomata? KB, gave us the news last night.

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  71. Well, you were like a toddler then Pam.

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  72. "SPURS FAN said...
    Please tell me you'll get the ring back if you change your mind CBT."

    She doesn't have it yet. It's here at a jewelry shop getting resized. It's been in the family since before the War Of Northern Aggression and it'll stay.

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  73. Oh, well if she doesn't have a ring, then you aren't even engaged.

    Fuck that.

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  74. Yea Pam, you tend to catch a lot of balls when you're the mit.

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  75. It's a certain type of printer Pam.

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  76. "BH said...
    CBT, stop trying to flirt with me....
    It will NEVER happen.."

    And there ain't enough bourbon in Kentucky, either.

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  77. I like throwing balls more than catching

    catching hurts my hands

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  78. Pam, google some pics or have CBT send you a photo message via cell.

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  79. what makes you think I am into printers ?

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  80. "The Saints fans showed up in force. It was definitely a Saints crowd. Impressive. They must've saved up their welfare checks for months to purchase tickets."

    Bwahahaha just saw that on a sports board.

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  81. SPURS FAN said...
    Hey kinkb!tch:

    Here's a song you can add, I think you'll like it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjFaenf1T-Y

    Spurs. Guys feed me lines like that all day everyday. It may annoy me later thinking of this, but for now, Iguess I like it.

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  82. Yeah, that song is pretty good. I heard it last night on HBO.

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  83. "EV said...
    "The Saints fans showed up in force. It was definitely a Saints crowd. Impressive. They must've saved up their welfare checks for months to purchase tickets."

    Bwahahaha just saw that on a sports board."

    That's probably closer to the truth than the dude that wrote it knows.

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  84. Those were the worst commercials during a Super Bowl by far everyone of them sucked

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  85. And I don't think guys feed you lines like that everyday kinkyb!tch.

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  86. What's up Q?

    Yes, they were just terrible.

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  87. "SPURS FAN said...
    And I don't think guys feed you lines like that everyday kinkyb!tch."

    My guess as well, Spurs.

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  88. Haha, a wetback hippy. You believe everything on here?
    You only know one detail of mine...I'm French and Indian, or shall we just chalk that up to alzheimers, you dessicate sack of bones?

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  89. Fine Spurs. Every other day. Details.

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  90. Forgive me kinkyb!tch. Nice dagger through the heart pic you have up.

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  91. and Spurs doesn't like anyone to use his word shithole.

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  92. I was just about to write that to CBT, but I didn't want to get in the way of the exchange of insults Bitchhog.

    You are right though. CBT, I noticed you referred to CA as a "shithole."

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  93. Spurs is very possessive about shithole.

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  94. The good thing about the commercials sucking is that we won't have witless, drunk ex junior high jocks going "Whazzzuppp?" for the next year like happened in '96 after the goddammn Budweiser frogs commercial.

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  95. Stop hanging with kids and you won't have to hear that kind of shit, CBT.

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  96. BH, I'm a better specimen of 51 year old man than you of late 20's female.

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  97. omg Q is here! Thank goodness I added him to the Clue post (thanks for the suggestion, Spursy)

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  98. I am Bitchhog. I need to copyright it.

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  99. if we lived in the middle east how do you think pams death sentence would have been carried out?

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  100. oh my. Le French Maid is in a bad mood! Your honor, may I suggest a cocktail for you spirits? It may have a name, idk or care..but here is the recipe:
    Cherry Vodka
    Red Bull
    Grenadine (so it looks pretty)

    Down it and thank me tomorrow.

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  101. 'Probably by stoning.'

    ::sigh::
    it is nice to dream, isnt it?

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  102. That made me laugh, CBT. some fucking 51 year old man telling a 25 year old woman that he is better. Again, fucking class act.

    Spurs, I can't help but snicker that you are possessive of shitholes. hahaha oh, I do laugh at my own slyness.

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  103. That's nice you dream of that Anonymous.

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  104. That's great you laugh at your own "slyness" Bitchhog.

    Now go clean a hotel room.

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  105. kbiz, it's your turn to suggest music to me. No Brittany or Taylor Swift. Unless you've come across some leaked naked pictures, I'll take those.

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  106. "SPURS FAN said...
    That's great you laugh at your own "slyness" Bitchhog.

    Now go clean a hotel room."

    Spurs, too much credit. Isn't it shift change time at the chicken plant?

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  107. do you like to dance, EV? Or at least be in an uplifting environment where others dance?
    I don't want to suggest anything you may not enjoy. Although, if you are going to be my e-friend, you are just supposed to smile and nod at everything I say or do.

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  108. i have naked pics of ashley green (that chick from twilight).

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  109. "Bitchhog said...
    That made me laugh, CBT. some fucking 51 year old man telling a 25 year old woman that he is better. Again, fucking class act."

    Just because you're 25 doesn't mean you're worth a second look, sugar. As far as a class act, I am who I am.

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  110. "Anonymous said...
    i have naked pics of ashley green (that chick from twilight)."

    Wow. That oughta aggravate your CarpaL Tunnel.

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  111. cbt, with all the talk you have talked about women on here youre far from a class act......seriously.

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  112. It is shift change time, CBT, and your broad just told me that the plant smells better than when you take off those drawers.

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  113. what do you think makes you such a class act cbt? i really wanna know.

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  114. CBT, you have NEVER seen a photo of me. Incidentally, you never will or I would have to hire security.

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  115. is it because you use baby powder in your depends?

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  116. or maybe its because youre the only guy in monkey run with a matching pair of socks?

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  117. EV, I know you hate the lead singer's voice, but I like these two:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6BOO4G-jV4

    and this one:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZyGWg0uqkw

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  118. bh, i heard nothing swoons a woman like the smell of gold bond and baby powder. im flushing all my aqua velva down the toilet right now!

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  119. It may be because he wears Silvers and hasn't realized they went out in '95.

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  120. "Anonymous said...
    cbt, with all the talk you have talked about women on here youre far from a class act......seriously."

    I don't believe I ever claimed to be a class act. I'm just an ol' cowboy.

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  121. Anon - Which girl is that from the movie, the main character? So she isn't worthless after all?

    kbiz, I don't like dance music, if that is where you were going with that. I like hip hop, good stuff like the song I sent you. Anything that sounds good as long as it has good taste.

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  122. yeah anon, Im hooked myself. Where can I find myself such a charmer?

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  123. EV:

    It's some other character. I had to google her to find out who she is. But she's not that one depressing chick you are thinking of.

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  124. shes alice cullen. i havent seen the movies, nor do i want to but i googled her.

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  125. If you switched to that regimen, you would almost have a chance at his fiance, but she is busy fucking a few different guys already.

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  126. kb, theres only one around in the 'holler'. that one is cbt.

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  127. "Bitchhog said...

    CBT, you have NEVER seen a photo of me. Incidentally, you never will or I would have to hire security."

    You could look like Ashley Green and I still wouldn't want to fuck you because you think your shit doesn't stink. My guess is that it does. Your personality pretty much sucks ass.

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  128. bh, i was hoping i could apply enough gold bond to let the pacific winds carry the scent to arkansas and maybe bring her here.

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  129. yeah cbt, nobody likes a woman that stands up for herself or speaks her mind. how dare she! and whats she doing out of the kitchen?!?! fuck!

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  130. cbt-I act like my shit dont stink sometimes (read=always) do you hate me too? I think that is why Anon hated me at first too.

    alice cullen is beat-b-beat-b-b-beat (like Bayside). DOnt look at the pics, EV

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  131. You think that main character is better looking than her kinkyb!tch?

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  132. A pissing match with a 25 year old girl is like playing chess. You know what she's gonna do eight moves in advance.

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  133. kbiz, I'll give those songs a listen just because you posted them, but I still don't like that band.

    I googled that chick. She looks a lot like a friend of mine, but her body doesn't look like it belongs to a 12-year-old boy.

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  134. kb, i think shes hotter than kristen stewart. way hotter. and shes not fat like kristen is.

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  135. kb, what makes you think i still dont hate you? hahahaha!!!

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  136. fuck no i dont think that, spurs. kristin stewart is ferocious (in a bad way). she smokes weed though, so you and ev could chill with her for that.

    i think nikki reed is the best looking of them all, but she looked kinda odd in the movie. She looked hot in the movie 13.

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  137. bh, did you know that he wouldnt do you on a dare or a bet? i mean, he posts that every time you are on here. at least he isnt predictable.

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  138. She looks good, but nothing worth some probably lame photos she sent an ex. Unless these are some premium ass leaked photos anon has.

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  139. oh okay, fine.
    Let the spursfansays.com record show that Anon, CBT, and he who shall not be named all hate kbeezy.
    Shit. What the fuck did I ever do to you guys?

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  140. they are the latter, EV. Nothing you cant see on Cinemax right about now. Wheres my remote...

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  141. 'BH's just doing typical dumb bitch shit. '

    cbt, do you see how you are making a fool of yourself? you sit there and talk shit to/about bh but not once has she eve come on here and play the lost little girl part, like a certain somebody we all know. and yet you fall head over heels for the retard that cant even count to ham.

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  142. "Bitchhog said...
    Right, CBT. is that why you keep repeating yourself? you are a fucking bore! go play your phonograph and think about those youthful days of decades ago."

    Fuck that. The good old days are now. And you tried the shit about my girl a couple of nights ago and you used the phonograph remark yesterday, so who's repeating themselves?

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  143. they are webcam pics ez. recent ones too from what i can tell. probably less than a year old.

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  144. I remember that movie 13 kinkyb!tch.

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  145. Anon and CBT, would you two please stop talking about CBT's dream of smashing me? It keeps bringing up of those horrifying pictures of condylomata. I will have nightmares again.

    I am going to find a happy place now.

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  146. i mean the former..pretty tame/boring

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  147. Ok, I did a search on the Kristen Stewart chick. She is cute, and looks like she'd be a dirty girl. And guess what? She's 5'4. Me like.

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  148. "Anonymous said...
    'BH's just doing typical dumb bitch shit. '

    cbt, do you see how you are making a fool of yourself? you sit there and talk shit to/about bh but not once has she eve come on here and play the lost little girl part, like a certain somebody we all know. and yet you fall head over heels for the retard that cant even count to ham."

    Head over heels? Naw, but Pam's a sweetheart and she's real people. Like me, who she is here is who she really is everywhere.

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  149. 'Naw, but Pam's a sweetheart and she's real people. Like me, who she is here is who she really is everywhere.'

    ugh...'nuff said.

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  150. BH, do you hate me, too? Spurs? My soft little heart can take it..I think..go ahead and let it all out.

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  151. "Bitchhog said...
    Anon and CBT, would you two please stop talking about CBT's dream of smashing me?"

    You mean nightmare. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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  152. I don't hate you kinkyb!tch. Even though you and DG have tried to gang up on me before.

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  153. KB! you are my sister! persih that thought!

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  154. kb, I have love for you (no horndog), even with your long toes and poor musical taste.

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  155. kb, i really dont hate you.

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  156. KB, can we please prohobit the overused saying "I just threw up in my mouth a little bit?"

    old as dirt coming from old as dirt.

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  157. I wanted to get comment number 200 this time Bitchhog.

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  158. yes, we can.
    let the record show that "I just threw up in my mouth a little bit" is no longer to be used on spursfansays.com or any of its affiliate sights. Further use of said saying shall result in the offender being made to view naked pics of RQ and MT mud wrestling topless.
    Le Honorable BH has signed off and said order, and Le Secretary kb has notarized and filed it.

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  159. I suspect my relationship will be a rocky one, but like my oldest daughter's mother said, "We all come back to you, at least once". She was on her 5th trip. Now, my youngest's mother is calling, wanting me to get her away from her loser ass, yard mowing white boy boyfriend. I've gotta do something about that because of my kid.

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  160. I like your cockiness CBT.

    So does she have any kids with the lawn mowing loser?

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  161. "kbeezy said...
    yes, we can.
    let the record show that "I just threw up in my mouth a little bit" is no longer to be used on spursfansays.com or any of its affiliate sights. Further use of said saying shall result in the offender being made to view naked pics of RQ and MT mud wrestling topless."

    I stand corrected and will no longer use the phrase. Drew, however will use it frequently as RQ an MT mud wrestling topless is his favorite stroke off material.

    I wouldn't mind seeing MT in that situation. She's one sexy chunky girl.

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  162. cbt, you should see that as a sign that youre not really loved but maybe youre just being used.

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  163. cbt, if you know its going to rocky, why are you doing it? let me provide you with marriage counseling, please. free of charge, i promise. i know sex with a crazy person is the best (cause I do myself often) wait no, let me be serious for once...if you already are aware of that fact, but you still think youre in love/its meant to be then when are you going to focus on what it is that will make it rocky and fix it?

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  164. Anonymous:

    How old are you? Were you ever 0?

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  165. "SPURS FAN said...
    I like your cockiness CBT.

    So does she have any kids with the lawn mowing loser?"

    No, thank God. I earned my cockiness.

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