
From AZ Central:
Police followed a trail of pizza sauce and chicken wings to an apartment and arrested two men on suspicion of attacking a pizza delivery man early Saturday morning.
Mesa Police said the delivery man was lured to a vacant apartment, where two men attacked him by breaking a coffee pot over his head and stole his pizzas.
The incident occurred about 4 a.m. Saturday at Sycamore Shadows Apartments nearSycamore Street and Southern Avenue, police said.
The victim, who suffered a small knot on the back of his head, told police that when he arrived to deliver the pizza he was cornered outside the apartment by two men who said they ordered the pizza, police said.
When the victim reached into his bag to get the pizza, one of the men struck him with a coffee pot, breaking it over his head. The two men grabbed the pizza bags and ran.
Police were able to follow a trail of pizza sauce and chicken wings in the direction the men were seen running, which led the officer to another apartment in the same complex, police said.
The delivery man was able to identify the two men in the apartment.
Michael Dornan, 18, admitted to striking the victim with the coffee pot, police said. Michael Le-Andre, 23, was also found in the apartment and had pizza sauce on his pants and shirt. Le-Andre refused to give the officer his name or identification and denied participation in the robbery.
A consent to search form was signed by the apartment owner and the officer found the pizza, wings and pizza bags in the bedroom, police said.
Dornan was booked on charges of armed robbery. Le-Andre was booked on charges of armed robbery and failure to identify himself to an officer.
So they didn't even rob him of his cash? What a waste. And if you are going to do a robbery, why not rob a bank? You don't even need a weapon. Just a note.
Thanks for this Anonymous.
hahaha!!! keep it classy meth-a!
ReplyDeleteIs that the term that Mesa is known by?
ReplyDeleteI take it there's some meth rolling around that area?
lots of meth. that town is the 'hollers' of arizona.
ReplyDeletecan you imagine going to prison for robbing somebody of chicken wings and pizza? jesus fucking christ....thats sad.
ReplyDeleteNice. That seems like it would be a good tourist attraction.
ReplyDeletehey spurs, have you ever seen that movie 'the hills have eyes'?
ReplyDeleteExactly. How embarrassing would that be?
ReplyDeleteNo I haven't. I caught a little bit of it, but when it was on it was like halfway through the movie.
ReplyDeleteand since it was an armed robbery they will more than likely be going to a medium to maximum security yard....for robbing somebody with a coffee pot. i want to see if i can find their mugshots.
ReplyDeletewell, i think that movie is based on the mesa population.
ReplyDeleteI looked for their mugshots too. Couldn't find them. And yeah, armed robbery with a coffee pot.
ReplyDeleteLosers.
Oh is it? That's funny.
ReplyDeletewell it really isnt but thats what lurks in mesa...inbred jeds.
ReplyDeleteHow far is Mesa from Phoenix?
ReplyDeletehhmm....about maybe 15-20 minutes from me. depends on traffic really.
ReplyDeletebut still too close.
ReplyDeleteSo not far at all.
ReplyDeleteLifted trucks are the sign of a city's downfall.
ReplyDeleteand phoenix has lots of them...LOTS! the funny thing is that only about 0.0001% of those trucks ever go off road.
ReplyDeleteExactly. That's the problem with people who have jacked up trucks and big ass truck beds.
ReplyDeleteThey never use them.
so they spend about 25 grand on a truck then another 10 grand on a lift kit then another 3-4 grand on a paint job then another 2 grand on wheels but the truck doesnt leave the road? so why not just get a street rod? i had a half-way decent muscle car that beat the shit out of everything i went up against. and i didnt spend nearly that much....and it was equipped with a pussy magnet.
ReplyDelete"so they spend about 25 grand on a truck then another 10 grand on a lift kit then another 3-4 grand on a paint job then another 2 grand on wheels but the truck doesnt leave the road?"
ReplyDeleteExactly man. And it's not like they can get that money back when it's time to resell it, unless they go through a private buyer.
i would rather buy an old car from the 70's and put in about 2 grand and be able to peel the treading off my tires than have a poser mobile.
ReplyDeleteplus i love cars from the 70's anyway.
ReplyDeleteMy former boss at one of the dealerships I worked at had a big jacked up F350. Huge shocks on it, he looked like such a jackass in that thing.
ReplyDeletei bet he got off the truck everyday with a shit eating grin.
ReplyDeleteHe did. But he got black balled from the car business within the last year. I still have a buddy that slings metal, and he was telling me all about it.
ReplyDeleteHe had a shit eating grin on his face too while he was telling me.
speaking of skanks, wheres pam?
ReplyDeletedude, i cant believe you sold cars.
ReplyDeleteThat's awful.
ReplyDeleteI don't know where she is man. She's probably busy.
Yeah man, I can't believe it either.
ReplyDeletedid you make cbt cocaine cash or drew scam cash?
ReplyDeleteProbably somewhere in the middle. I really didn't work all that hard either. I did for awhile, but car dealerships tend to rip off their own employees, so it didn't take me long until I was like, "Fuck this, I'll just shoot craps and fuck around" and sometimes sell some cars (I tried to concentrate on used, because there's more money in them).
ReplyDeletehhhmmm...sharks eating sharks?
ReplyDeletehonestly, i had a client that was best friends with a sales manager at a local lexus dealship and offered to get me a job there...but i refused. i just couldnt do it.
ReplyDeleteExactly. The sales people would knock the shit out of someone's trade-in, and then when it was time for us to get our appraisal on it to determine how much gross we would get, the used car manager would kill it. That's why I always took my appraisal to the GM when I could. But after awhile I just stopped even trying to bash the trade.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I wouldn't recommend doing it.
ReplyDeletesalesmen hate the kbb.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the kbb?
ReplyDeleteOh, Kelley Blue Book. That's because it's shit. The one that is used is the NADA guide.
ReplyDeletekelley blue book.
ReplyDeletei go by the nada.
ReplyDeleteThat's what you should go by.
ReplyDeletebut nobody goes by the nada because its higher than the kbb.
ReplyDeleteWell, I thought the KBB shows a higher retail. Or it's the higher trade-in, one or the other.
ReplyDeletei was selling a car and had the nada value on the ad but nobody was willing to pay the lowest value. but maybe its just cheapskate arizona.
ReplyDeleteSlinging metal? That's what it's called? That is funny.
ReplyDeleteThese idiots are going to be doing some time for the coffee pot. I know someone who went to jail for a few years over a bar fight and a broken beer bottle.
kbb is lower because of the mileage. nada goes by the options and year.
ReplyDeleteI think it's probably the market anonymous.
ReplyDeleteYeah DG, that's what some people call it.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, these morons are going down all for armed robbery for a coffee pot.
all i know is that if i can trade straight across for a typhoon i will be happy.
ReplyDeleteAnd by "some people", that's what me and a buddy who I worked with called it. Like instead of slinging rock, we slinged metal.
ReplyDeleteA typhoon huh?
ReplyDeleteNice.
twin turbo.
ReplyDeleteThat will haul ass. Hey, can you imagine what it will be like when these two go to prison, and they are asked why they are there?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure they'll lie and say they robbed someone with a gun or knife.
they will lie but then sooner or later somebody will ask for papers.
ReplyDeleteYep, or a guard will spill the beans. And they will get their asses kicked.
ReplyDeleteAnd they'll deserve it.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteYou always post all the crazy stuff that happens here in Arizona. You are like our local odd news.
Other than Wolfie, there is nothing crazy that happens there?
oh my gosh...wolfie <3
ReplyDelete"Like instead of slinging rock, we slinged metal."
ReplyDeleteThanks for the definition spurs. I would've never figured that out on my own. You have opened my innocent eyes to drug talk.
Well DG, you have a point. Most of the visitors come from AZ, so there's that. And most of the AZ stuff is sent to me.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'll start looking around here for some nuts. But it's hard to beat Wolfie, as far as nutty. I think she takes the cake.
No problem DG. I'm just hear to help, as I've written numerous times before.
ReplyDeleteYou really like that Wolfie, don't you anonymous?
ReplyDelete*here* to help.
ReplyDeleteman...i wanna fuck her for some reason. and fuck her hard!
ReplyDeleteI'll try to get ahold of her and let her know.
ReplyDeleteWolfie is the female young Jeffrey Dahmer. Sure it's animals now but wait until she gets pissed at a girlfriend or boyfriend. She will literally yank their heart out of their live body and stomp on it. Then she will go to jail, psychologists and scientists will be amazed by her, a true crime writer will do her story, followed by Nancy Grace doing 6 months of air time about her and her family, and then finally a movie will be released in her honor shortly afer her death in prison.
ReplyDeleteDamn DG, I see you gave that some thought. If she were to "yank their heart out of their live body and stomp on it", then yes, I'd say she's crazy.
ReplyDeleteviva wolfie!!!
ReplyDeletespurs, did she ever reply to your email?
ReplyDeleteIn that time anonymous will have met her and is now doing interviews about her cashing in on his 15 minutes of fame all while wearing a 'I know spurs fan' shirt.
ReplyDeleteI never sent her an e-mail anonymous. I don't have her e-mail address.
ReplyDeleteI hope he would wear one. But something tells me they will never be made DG.
ReplyDeleteHere is another pic of her that you may have not seen.
ReplyDeletehttp://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2010/01/27/image6147041x.jpg
Yeah, that's a lovely image.
ReplyDeleteDid you? Congrats DG.
ReplyDeleteI think she may have just got done eating a heart.
ReplyDeleteUhhh, Chandler is the meth capitol of Arizona.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe she was just hanging out with her girlfriend?
ReplyDeleteThat's gross DG. But funny.
ReplyDeleteEV,
ReplyDeleteI was going to go with Apache Junction being the meth capital.
Or Chandlerfornia, as I call it.
ReplyDeleteAJ is bad but nowhere in the Junction is as bad as parts of Chandler and shithole downtown Phoenix.
ReplyDeleteoh man....that wolfie, so sexy <3!
ReplyDeleteI've been to some nice places in Chandler but I think I drive through AJ to get to the Salt River and what I see of that town is crap and everyone is on something.
ReplyDeleteI shit you not, go down Main street in Apache Junction midnight on a weekend and there will be AJ Police Chargers lined down both sides. Shit doesn't really happen out that way as much as some would think.
ReplyDeletei like the aj/gold canyon area because theres alot of abandoned mine shafts to dump bodies.
ReplyDeleteI think you and Wolfie would really hit it off afterall anonymous.
ReplyDeletewe just might...you never know. then you can be an intro-web hero for hooking us up.
ReplyDeleteYou ever download torrents, Spurs?
ReplyDeleteyou just gotta know how to push them to make it look like they slipped. pretty easy.
ReplyDeleteNo EV. Do you?
ReplyDeleteI want to be an intro-web hero. Sounds exciting.
ReplyDeleteYes. Why not?
ReplyDeleteyeah...ask cbt how to be a white knight.
ReplyDeleteWell EV, I've downloaded some stuff before, and i got a virus. What site do you use to download stuff?
ReplyDeletebitlord and btjunkie.
ReplyDeleteI was looking at one just now called The Pirate Bay.
ReplyDeleteFitting name.
tpb sold out. no good. cant be trusted.
ReplyDeleteI use Pirate Bay. Just look for files with a lot of seeders and comments. People will comment on the download, and the sites will also identify uploaders who are trusted.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah?
ReplyDeleteuse the pirate bay if you want them to surrender your ip.
ReplyDeletebtjunkie and hide behind the tor onion.
ReplyDeleteSo do you both download music and movies or what?
ReplyDeletei dont know what you mean.
ReplyDeleteYea, I download both.
ReplyDeletewhats download?
ReplyDeleteIs that Pam?
ReplyDeleteno. i spelled everything right. not pam.
ReplyDeleteThe last one I ever used was limewire. And that's been awhile.
ReplyDeletewow...limewire is kazaa.
ReplyDeleteAre they the same site?
ReplyDeleteno. but limewire is just as old and as ancient. so anyway, hey ev, are you really gonna hook up with pam when she comes to phx?
ReplyDeleteoh hey...heres another article about meth and meth-a:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.azcentral.com/community/mesa/articles/2010/02/08/20100208abrk-seminudeman-in-mesa0206.html
Why would I hook up with Pam? I value the STD-free cleanliness of my member. And I have a girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteI think that guy should be nominated for citizen of the year.
ReplyDeleteEV should be nominated for citizen of the year because he is std free and has a girlfriend?
ReplyDeleteCongrats EV!
she kept saying youre her bf.
ReplyDeleteSpam says a lot of things.
ReplyDeletelike shes sad about doing porn, but keeps doing it?
ReplyDelete"CBT said...
ReplyDeleteWop, love you, but I got 86. You got how many?"
CBT - done in a completely different context, a context where I can even mention them. However, I can say that it takes, not more balls, but its easier when you have the green light so to speak. In any event, its no goddamn near 86, thats for sure
Were these guys fat? Who leaves a trail of sauce obvious enough for cops to catch 'em? Slobs. They're gonna get butt raped for pizza and wings, I bet they feel real dumb right now AND have heartburn. Stoopids.
ReplyDeleteWop, you know you're cool with me.
ReplyDelete"kbeezy said...
ReplyDeleteWere these guys fat? Who leaves a trail of sauce obvious enough for cops to catch 'em? Slobs. They're gonna get butt raped for pizza and wings, I bet they feel real dumb right now AND have heartburn. Stoopids."
I love the fact their "weapon" was coffee pot. That'll make for interesting conversation on the yard.
CBT - you cool with me too, you just a lil flabby man!
ReplyDeleteTomato sauce does not give me heartburn, does that mean I still young?
ReplyDeleteMorning all... I'm chasing tylenol cold and flu with emergen-C.
Just found out a good friend of mine committed suicide. RIP Jovan a*k*a Porno Rico
ReplyDeletewww.myspace.com/pornorico
"Were these guys fat? Who leaves a trail of sauce obvious enough for cops to catch 'em? Slobs"
ReplyDeleteSlobs indeed.
Yes Streets, that means you are still young.
ReplyDeleteSorry about your friend Wopness.
ReplyDeleteElife, you are older than me, so if me and my 23 year old self are old, you are too. Bitch. Besides, I was talking about the chicken wings. Those things are nasty and anytime I ate em I always got sick to my stomach.
ReplyDeleteI'm not feeling good as well. My throat is killing me again, I have a cough and my voice is going out. I am going to make myself some hot tea. It feels good going down my throat.
You kind of opened yourself up for a sexual reference with that last line kinkyb!tch, but I'll take the high road.
ReplyDeleteHey! My birthday is in March, does this sound like me?
ReplyDeleteMARCH = FLIRTATIOUS SLUT You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have a very attractive partner, a wicked hottie. Like somebody with an August birthday. {who's birthday is in August here?} It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. When it comes to films, you know how to pick them and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!!
Woppy-sorry about your friend. :( His letter was very sad.
Spurs, Spurs, Spurs. Don't you know me by now? I set that last line up to get everyone's heartrate pumping.
ReplyDeleteLet the day be glorious!
Thank god I'm still young, you know I had my doubts after hanging out with drunk 16 yr olds this weekend.
ReplyDeleteWop~ I'm sorry
I notice your personality didn't include being ultra-sensitive kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteBut yes, let the day be glorious.
Streets:
ReplyDeleteSo you figure out a way to put together Richard Simmons?
My birthday is Aug 15th KB.
ReplyDeleteThere you go kinkyb!tch. Elfie's the one.
ReplyDeleteI still haven't figured it out... he keeps texting me and I did answer last night but only said I was sick and going to bed (I needed time to figure out what I was going to say)
ReplyDeleteYes I am the one, KB I will be 22 this year... stop projecting your oldness on me.
ReplyDeleteThanks guys..
ReplyDeleteIt really is a shock, he was always the happy go lucky partyer type. Yeah he had a rough childhood (but we all did on 29th) but the last 6 years or so, he was even hanging out with famous people and seemed like he was living the good life
weird
Wopness, check your e-mail man.
ReplyDeleteI did and I sent you one, also replied to yours
ReplyDeleteCool, thanks.
ReplyDeleteHaha KC Esq.
ReplyDeletegenerally the people who committ suicide do not do it because they have had difficult lives, lots of people have hard lives. It's more about longstanding undiagnosed or untreated chemical imblances in the brain, the circumstances of their lives do not change this, so no matter how well life is going they cannot seem to shake the sadness. Many, many people who end their own lives go through a period of extreme "highs" just prior to doing it, that is actually one of the signs to look for in someone who may be suicidal.
ReplyDelete~Dr. Streets (clinical psychologist)
ReplyDeleteLOL - I quit when you refused to send nudes.
ReplyDeleteAnd honestly, that does make sense Dr. Streets
I'll tell Drew Streets, and see if he'll "greg blast" you through e-mail.
ReplyDelete"WTD said...
ReplyDeleteCBT - you cool with me too, you just a lil flabby man!"
Wop it's hard to be very flabby at 172 pounds and 5'10".
Sorry about your buddy, man. I lost my best friend back in September, the stupid fucker. I'm still pissed at him for dyin'. I a few months I'll get over it and grieve.
kb, my birthday is in August, the 29th to be exact.
Spurs, EV, Kelly Blue Book is bullshit. The book that counts is the Black Book. Black Book shows what vehicles sold for at regional auctions in the week prior to publication (comes out weekly) in 4 different conditions, Rough, Average, Clean and Extra Clean. When people would tell me, "KBB says my car's worth $X", I 'd just tell them to call KBB and see if they'd write them a check for the fucker. On a nice car most used car managers try to stay between Average and Clean so they don't lose their ass if they can't turn the unit in 60 days and have to take it to the auction.
Drew does not have my email address (at least not one I check) Smarty.
ReplyDeleteWop~ Why should our friendship hinge on whether or not I send you nudes? I don't send nudes anyway, I do not want my pictures plastered all over some site. There are Elfie nipples out on the web somewhere (I was wearing a sheer suit and they were supposed to airbrush the nipples out but didn't) Good luck finding them though.
Elfie - totally a joke, if you recall I never even requested nudes, I was just being an ass on the board, I even sent you an E-mail prior to that post
ReplyDeleteSshhhhhh Wop, I'm just playing along!
ReplyDeleteBesides what good are pictures when youc an see the real thing up close and personal right?
Streets:
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'll "greg blast" you then.
Elfie - LOL okay you are right sorry... I am way off today
ReplyDeleteSours~ Sounds like a plan, I could use a good laugh today.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: please never refer to your genitalia again, by any name especially greg
ReplyDelete"a good laugh" LMAO
ReplyDeleteI mean Spurs! haha Sours fits too though.
ReplyDeleteWTD:
ReplyDeleteI'm just channeling Drew. I know how much Streets likes him. And I sent that to you.
Sours is way better than spurs
ReplyDeletethat *link*
ReplyDeleteI kind of like the name Sours.
ReplyDeleteAnd good one Streets.
going to lunch with the old man... holla
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ReplyDeleteI'm about to eat the tofutti, roasted red, green, yellow peppers, basil, garlis and onion on california protein bread sandwich I made for lunch, it's SO good I cannot wait.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteCBT:
Yes, I'm aware the Kelly Blue Book is shit."
Figured. That was more for EV than you. You probably should've done Lexus. That's a completely different ball game. The dealers are held to higher standard of Customer satisfaction levels. It would've fit you better, but you couldn't have worn Dockers.
Lexus or BMW would have been a fun sell CBT.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteLexus or BMW would have been a fun sell CBT."
The customers are a huge pain in the ass at both those franchises. Nit picky fuckers, but the money's good. I never say never, but if luck stays with me, I'm done with the car biz. If I have to do it again, though, I swear I'll never sell another new car.
EV has an elevated sense of his car's worth, he's a nice guy but yeah his car is hardly a collectors car nor is it worth all that much (especially since being hit)
ReplyDeleteStreets, The Appraiser.
ReplyDeleteI am multi-talented Sours, what can I say?
ReplyDeleteYou seem to be. Jack of all trades, master of none.
ReplyDeleteThat was "Sour" of me.
Sour indeed Sours, sour indeed.
ReplyDeleteBut you are right I have not mastered any because if I had life would be a bore.
Well, you wouldn't want that. The next time you hang out with 16 year olds, you should impart some of your wisdom on them.
ReplyDeleteYeah they needed some knowledge, but I wish KB had been there to give them the STD rundown. Pretty sure one (or more of them) had some kind of infection cause at one point the fishy odor was overwhelming. I narrowed it down to this one guy that all these underage sluts were crowding around in the kitchen. Totally disgusting.
ReplyDelete"Pretty sure one (or more of them) had some kind of infection cause at one point the fishy odor was overwhelming."
ReplyDeleteThat is so gross.
I'm pretty sure it was a guy who smelled, not entirely sure though. GUACAMOLE?! OMG barf... I'm never eating that stuff again. Wouldn't they not only see an issue but smell it? God, I know I smelled something very wrong when he passed by me.
ReplyDeleteKinkyb!tch was trying to make us sick.
ReplyDelete"God, I know I smelled something very wrong when he passed by me."
That is so messed up.
What's messed up is that he went to party smelling like, knowing that he would be in a smallish enclosed space with a large group of people for an extended amount of time. Smelling like he did how could he not know there is something wrong with him?
ReplyDeleteYou think he even recognized it?
ReplyDeleteThere's no way he couldn't have, I mean the smell was BAD.
ReplyDeleteThat is really sick. I hope you don't hang out with Richard Simmons ever again, just for bringing that guy around.
ReplyDeleteStreets, go to that lawyer post, kinkyb!tch has a message for you.
ReplyDeleteThat is pretty awful.
ReplyDelete