I know someone that has been to a party thrown by CHEF, he said it great. Really like the flyer you went with CHEF. Stick it to whitey! I'm tired of all these crackers getting up in my biz, if I was there I'd tell the honkies to escort themselves off the house. (just channeling my inner Iyana Washington. Maybe I'll do an apology video writing down a bunch of contradictory gibberish).
Oh yeah, this party is in Tempe.
If I take the drive up will chef have hotel accommodations ready for me?
ReplyDeleteThat's a good question.
ReplyDeleteHow far is Tempe from Tucson?
ReplyDeleteI thought you were staying at my house, Wop? You and Elfie..
ReplyDeleteI don't think they want Doug waking them up.
ReplyDelete2 hours...
ReplyDeleteI would love to KB - shoot me directions
kb, ease up on me, the station owner is a bit of a control freak. I'll check my mail when I get home. If you have an emergency question, forward it to my work email. You should have it because i sent you something from it a couple of days ago.
ReplyDeleteDon't mind kinkyb!tch CBT, she's just a big baby.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteDon't mind kinkyb!tch CBT, she's just a big baby."
Whatever you say, Mr. Moderator.
Good one CBT. So you going to avoid the bar tonight?
ReplyDeleteYeah. I've been tore up three of the last four nights and moderately buzzed the other one. I'm taking a week off.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good idea.
ReplyDeleteman it up ceebs
ReplyDeleteget ta drankin
You should start up some AA meetings around your area Wopness.
ReplyDeleteno thanks
ReplyDeleteI hate AA
you gotta hold hands with people
guys sometimes
That's gay.
ReplyDeleteCBT is probably going to check out a meeting now.
ReplyDeleteit really is gay and that stupid prayer they do... no thanks..
ReplyDeleteId rather be face first in an 18 year old scotch
suckaz!
No, dead to me CBT, dead.
ReplyDeleteCome to the fiesta, Wop. I promise to not take any incriminating photos of you having a good time. I will not pinky swear to this, but you know..my word is just as golden.
You should go to a meeting and say that Wopness.
ReplyDeleteSo you going to that party kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteYou should.
I will only go if Wop goes.
ReplyDeleteOh and EV, so he can blow it in my face-I've waited long enough for that.
How's your dog today kinkyb!tch? Is he still depressed?
ReplyDeleteno, I tossed him another pair of my panties this morning to make up for yelling at him yesterday He's been licking his shaft since then.
ReplyDeleteWop-do they really make you pray? What do you pray for? Strength?
Good one kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteWhat? There was no joke in that last reply.
ReplyDeleteHe does not like his leash. He freaks and contorts his head like he is the exorcist. I don't want him to snap his neck..do you have a dog, Spurs? What can I do to calm him down when I try and put his leash on?
Feed him some weed.
ReplyDeleteHe'll calm down.
ReplyDeleteWay to stay strong in your recovery CBT.
ReplyDeleteSee what you did Wopness?
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteCBT is probably going to check out a meeting now."
Fuck that. AA's for quitters.
Actually, it was probably kinkyb!tch that drove him to drink again.
ReplyDeleteThis "dump on kb month" has got to end soon, I can't take it.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, should I really give him weed? Like blow smoke in his face, or just give him bud mixed with his dog food?
and if its the latter, do i have to take the seeds out?
ReplyDeleteWhat I would do is go smoke in a bathroom, really hot box it, and then put your dog in the bathroom and leave him in there for about an hour.
ReplyDeleteHe should be good. But you don't smoke, so just feed it to him.
You should also try to give the dog some coke when he's real lazy. If he starts bouncing off the walls, you can always follow up with some downers.
ReplyDeleteSpurs. I'm being serious here. I have no idea how to take care of a puppy or a dog, I don't know what I was thinking rescuing him..did I even rescue him if he is with an owner who has no clue what she is doing?
ReplyDeleteDo they make 'Puppies for Dummies'? How bout a cliff's notes version?
How long have you had the dog?
ReplyDeleteAnd where did you rescue him from?
ReplyDeleteBegining of Feb.
ReplyDeleteI rescued him from a random house that had too many and didn't want them/feed them. His mom randomly escapes and comes back knocked up, but they never want the pups or even try to care for them long enough to sell them or give them away.
Is he house trained?
ReplyDeleteWorking on it.
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon all. Nice dog KB. Chef's party looks like fun.....and I sense a bit of Rage Against the Machine theme.
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteIf he's not trained within another week or so, I'd just drop him off in the middle of nowhere.
What's up Francis? How's it going? Any big plans this weekend?
ReplyDeletethat was weird.
ReplyDeleteand it ruined my joke.
there really wasnt anything i needed to type for your eyes only.
and it was going to make you have to go look at your sitemeter.
ha. i do dumb stuff sometimes, spurs, sorry.
Not really, just going to hang out and catch up on some DVR I think.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I can't do that to Doug. I kinda like him..plus he licks ears really good, I may need him one day for that.
ReplyDeleteNo problem kinkyb!tch. Just put a dunce hat on and stand in the corner.
ReplyDeleteI just set you up for a month's worth of jokes there, Spurs. So you can drop the pedofucker line now.
ReplyDeleteYoure welcome
Francis:
ReplyDeleteWhat do you have recorded?
I kind of figured you like your dog licking you kinkyb!tch, so it's not shocking for me to read.
ReplyDeleteI was half asleep cut me some slack here, will ya?
ReplyDeleteokay I changed my mind..I don't want you making canine jokes, it is creeping me out.
ReplyDeleteYou may resume your pedofucker digs at me.
Your dog will chill out if you smoke it out.
ReplyDeleteso everytime I want to take him for a walk/to the dog park, I have to blow it in his face?
ReplyDeleteThis is like having a kid..had I wanted to do all this work, I just would've done that.
EV:
ReplyDeleteYou ever smoke out a dog?
kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteOr you could just give him some valium. I heard that is good for a dog.
oh my gosh. Spurs, come on.
ReplyDeleteSmoke out a dog? And you make fun of me for the stuff I do/say in my life? Bananas.
My dog is just SOL and is never going to the dog park to check out the bitches there I guess.
lol..stop, I was being serious. Im gonna have to google all this stuff later to find out what to do.
ReplyDeleteYea, I have. Some really do seem to like it.
ReplyDeleteevizzle, seriously?
ReplyDeleteYour friendship card has been revoked.
EV:
ReplyDeleteI used to smoke a dog I had out with meth. He only lived to be 2. I think he was defective.
kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteI don't know what answers you are looking for. What's the dog's problem?
Calm down, kb. It's not like you pin the dog down and blow smoke in their face. Smoke in the same room with them, if they like it they come around you and sniff the air.
ReplyDeleteI've never or will never smoke meth, much less give it to a dog.
ReplyDeleteEV:
ReplyDeleteI was kidding man. I was trying to make kinkyb!tch faint.
Nice pic by the way.
it made me laugh actually
ReplyDelete69!
ReplyDeleteoh well if that is how you get a dog high, he's been high a few times now.
ReplyDeleteMaybe that is why he was so hyped up? He saw me taking him outside and thought I was gonna blow one with him and got pissed cause I didn't?
It doesn't take much to get a dog high, you don't need to blow it in their face. You can definitely see that it makes them more relaxed, though.
ReplyDeleteAnd Spurs, you still need to choose a damn avatar.
ReplyDeleteYou don't even smoke weed kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteYou're right EV, I do. I'll try to pick something soon.
ReplyDeleteThere you go EV.
ReplyDeletethats the ugliest avatar ive ever seen.
ReplyDeletechange it.
and for the last time, he wasnt a pedophile at the time.
Classic. I knew every Texan had a Spurs picture like that somewhere in their basement. Probably 6 boxes on top of the Cowboys one.
ReplyDeleteYes he was kinkyb!tch. He just hadn't gotten caught yet.
ReplyDeleteI prefer he enjoyed our time together so much that he tried to duplicate it later in life, right down to every last detail.
ReplyDeleteIt's been known to happen.
He was still College age scoping on High School chicks.
ReplyDeleteEV:
ReplyDeleteActually, I looked for that just know. I tried to find a Suns championship banner, but then I remembered they've never won one.
*now*
ReplyDeletehey, we made it to the finals.
ReplyDeletethats pretty much a championship for us, like the knicks.
ev-i cant help that i have it like that.
ReplyDeleteHave what?
ReplyDeleteAt least the Suns are worth watching win or lose. The Spurs are only cool if they're winning.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteWhere is BH? If she doesn't show up by the time I make another comment, she is on my list.
Sure EV.
ReplyDeleteI don't know where she is kinkyb!tch. And what list is that? You're "hit" list?
ReplyDelete*Your*
ReplyDeleteDamn, sloppy today.
no.
ReplyDelete'dead to me' list.
Damn, that list is adding names left and right, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteIndeed!
ReplyDeleteI suppose I shouldn't use an exclamation point, that makes it look like I am happy about that. I'm devestated actually.
Yeah, you seem devastated. And the dog looks devastated. I think he wants to run away.
ReplyDeleteHe does not, he really is just camera shy, he always runs off when I try to get a pic. That is why I have only had the sleeping ones so far. I have a really cute one of him, he is sitting in the passenger seat of my truck when I first got him, he is looking out the window as I drive away. It is adorable! I should change it to that one..this one is invading his privacy, even with the blue heart I added. But I wanted you guys to see his face, its the cutest face ever. After mine of course.
ReplyDeleteAfter yours indeed. Yeah, I'd like to see the pic of him in your truck.
ReplyDeleteAnd you don't seem like the type who would drive a truck.
He is super cute KB... I wish I could go to Chef's party but I have other commitments I have to attend to. Suck-a-na.
ReplyDeleteI have a bit of experience with the puppies KB if you have any questions. My newest one gave me quite the run for my money with his furniture eating habit but he is now broken of that and completely house broken as well, he is only 5 months at this point. I am now teaching him tricks so he can be a circus dog like my other one.
Oh and I am getting not one but 2 new computers this weekend, so I will be on here more, since I know you all missed me so much (whatever)
ReplyDeleteThere is a type?
ReplyDeleteLet me clarify, its an SUV actually, I dont want EViz to correct me later. I know how much he likes cars and I'm sure the proper labeling of them is important to him as well.
I will add it later..it really is a cute shot, you can even tell that his ears are perked up. :)
What's up Streets? You have some dates lined up this weekend or what?
ReplyDeleteAnd cograts on not one, but two computers.
I'm not that anal, but SUV's and Trucks are pretty damn different vehicles.
ReplyDeleteI missed you, Elf! Not your rack this time, just you.
ReplyDeleteI will have to ask you stuff, since Spurs and EVizzle didn't take me seriously. It never fails..when I am serious, everyone thinks I'm joking, when I'm joking, everyone gets all serious on me. Stoopids.
I could see you in an SUV, but not a truck kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteAnd I can't wait to see the pic!!! :) :) :) :)
*congrats*
ReplyDeleteAnd we have missed you Streets.
I say truck if it is not a car.
ReplyDeleteI will say SUV from here on out though, EViz, I promise.
I don't have dates, I am watching a friend's kids while she attends a wedding.
ReplyDeleteI know when you are being serious or joking KB... sarcasm is lost on the less intelligent, I'm just saying. Oh gotta go I'm leaving work now! BYE guys! I really do miss you all (well at least most of you)
ReplyDeleteLater on Streets! Have a great weekend!
ReplyDelete(sarcasm)
Just playing Streets.
ReplyDeleteKB: I'm here!
ReplyDeleteI got here as quick as humanly possible. I just ran 30 miles with a 50 lb rucksack to get here.
and I was hit by a bus on the way.
ReplyDeleteElfie said...
ReplyDeletesarcasm is lost on the less intelligent
Elfie, will you marry me?
I've never met anyone who could grasp this concept.
I gotta go too, kids. Hot date tonight. I'll be dreaming of Elfie the whole time though after reading that last line.
im sorry..i need a ghost whisperer to interpret those last comments before me..
ReplyDeletedead to me, BH.
ReplyDeleteeh, oh well. I'm going to go run around town now because Friday feels to good to worry about that.
ReplyDeletethat stings, bh.
ReplyDeletei was just about to type that i changed my mind and you can come off the list.
but it is Friday..woohoo, bitches!
ReplyDeleteOkay, we can make up later, BH. I really do have to get ready.
Pushover.
ReplyDeletekb, how long before you go out do you start to get ready? Two hours? Three?
ReplyDeleteKB, have a fabulous evening on your hot date. Don't forget that added touch we call a bump-it.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Bitchhog? I like the effort you went through to get here.
ReplyDeleteI hope the bus is all right.
Have fun on that hot make believe date you have tonight, PF.
ReplyDeleteHello Spurs. What time is your hot date?
ReplyDeleteAs soon as I find a good porn video to look at tonight.
ReplyDeleteWhat time is yours?
ReplyDeleteRight now. I am my own hot date.
ReplyDeleteHow's that working out for you?
ReplyDeleteYou know, y'all all party on the weekends and I stay home, mainly because our local Gestapo, the MHPD are out in force on Friday and Saturday nights.
ReplyDeleteI was fairly good, only had three beers. Got some red beans and rice in the making, then I guess I'll talk to Spurs for awhile since the rest of y'all will be out on the Scottsdale night scene. Send us some pics of all the Ed Hardy wearing douche bags and the too thin overly skeezy ho bags.
What's up CBT? 3 beers? That's not bad.
ReplyDeleteRed beans and rice sounds good too.
ReplyDelete"said...
ReplyDeleteRight now. I am my own hot date."
She's logged on to the computer in the back of the head rest of some dude named Paco's 64 Chevy, turquoise blue and primer gray, with 20 tubes of glue and a bottle of Two Fingers in the glove box.
Have you always cooked?
ReplyDeleteYeah. I left home at 17, married two women who didn't like to cook and I hate fast food, always have.
ReplyDeleteI like simple food, though. I make the best breakfast, really good fried chicken and steak, but I don't grill. I can do steak in the broiler that melts in your mouth.
ReplyDeleteI really need to learn how to cook.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you usually make for breakfast?
wheres spamela
ReplyDeleteI don't know where she's been. I miss her.
ReplyDeleteSo how are you feeling today Pam?
http://www.comcast.net/video/cat-bath-time/1418430927/Comcast/1417932250/
ReplyDeleteloook at the kitty !
I am a little better I ate one pancake and didnt throw up hehe
HE HE HE
lmfao
hmm
I think I lost like six pounds I am pretty stoked on that
You don't grill, CBT? Blasphemy.
ReplyDeleteThat's good you're feeling better Pam.
ReplyDeleteI can grill, I just don't prefer to. Salmon has to be grilled, though.
ReplyDeleteBreakfast= Eggs over medium, bacon and biscuits from scratch, and gravy, sometimes grits, too. I also like to make huevos rancheros.
Another reason I don't grill much is because everybody grills and the meat all ends up tasting like charcoal, not meat.
ReplyDeleteHuevos rancheros is excellent. I had that Wednesday morning. Of course, I ordered it, but still it was great.
ReplyDeleteI also like to cook up a big pot of pinto beans or black eyed peas with hog jaw, and some turnip or collard greens and cornbread, and some baked sweet potatoes with butter and cinnamon.
ReplyDeleteHuevos rancheros is really easy. Can you scramble eggs, Spurs?
ReplyDeleteDamn CBT, you do like to cook.
ReplyDeleteYour cornbread pretty good?
My cornbread is ok, my second wife made killer cornbread. It was the only thing she liked to cook. Half the time I get cornbread from the deli. Only in the South can you get cornbread in the deli section of the grocery store.
ReplyDeleteYou ever make jerky?
ReplyDeleteThe trick to broiling steak is to leave the oven dor open a little. First take a fork and stab the shit outta the steak, on both sides. then grind sea salt and black pepper on it. Put a pat of butter on it, and a pat on the other side when you turn it.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteYou ever make jerky?"
No but I have friend who jerks maybe 100 pounds of deer meat a year.
I also love to fry pork chops, too. That's easy. Pour some flour in an empty bread bag, toss in the chops and shake the shit outta them until they're covered. Melt a half stick of butter in the frying pan and fry the pig slices til they're crispy.
ReplyDeleteSea salt and ground black pepper go without saying.
ReplyDeleteThat really give the steak a good taste CBT?
ReplyDeleteYou ever get any of the jerky from your friends?
ReplyDeleteMost people use too much spice and kills the flavor of the food itself, all you can taste is the spice. I pretty much only use butter, sea salr and black pepper, unless I'm doing Cajun style stuff.
ReplyDeleteYou cook a lot of Cajun stuff?
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteThat really give the steak a good taste CBT?"
It accents the flavor of the steak without overwhelming it.
And yeah, my buddy gives 5 pounds of jerky formy birthday every year.
SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteYou cook a lot of Cajun stuff?
Just red beans and rice, boudin, occasionally I make some gumbo, but my roux skills are kinda hit and miss.
Cajun food is great. Especially a good gumbo.
ReplyDeleteI eat a lot of vegtables, mostly frozen, surprisingly enough, cooked in sea salt, black pepper and butter.
ReplyDeleteMy gumbo is good two times out of three, and the third one is usually ok.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, you know ol' boudin?
ReplyDeleteI don't know what boudin means CBT.
ReplyDeleteBoudin is a cajun blood and rice sausage. Take one fry it butter til the casing splits. Good stuff.
ReplyDeleteHuevos rancheros requires chorizo. Chop up a corizo, brown it in a skillet, once it's brown, melt some butter with it. Take 3 eggs, break them in a bowl, add a dash of milk and Tobasco, whisk them up good, pour them in the chorizo and stir them around til they're done. Really pretty easy.
And sea salt and black pepper, of course. Sea salt is the shit.
ReplyDeleteYes, you seem to be a big fan of sea salt CBT.
ReplyDeleteWith sea salt for sure EV.
ReplyDelete... so yes the party is in Tempe...
ReplyDeleteWTD - exactly 100miles from Tangerine exit/ from Marana...
about 110 from 4th AVE....
- KB and DG - it is still a 80's/90's theme...
so show up in Gellies, Flo-Jo's, Birkenstocks, Cross Colors, Troop Jackets, Care Bear shirts, and Oliver North paraphernalia...
- Sage Francis - ... the flyer does have a nice rough touch ... but the bands are a little lighter than that
Madera Strand is kinda like the Kinks or Audio Fire...
Sea of Our Escape is 2 guys doing mostly instrumentals...
80's/90's music in the front of the house, live band in the back of the house...
potluck early... I'm hostin' and supplyin' some of the beer and alcohol... you guys can chip in by bringing the rest...
50% will dress up, the other 50% probably wont... either way, we can still party...
- chef -
Nice rundown there CHEF.
ReplyDeleteOh, and nice hyperlink.
ReplyDeleteWhat up Hammer?
ReplyDeleteWho's Hammer?
ReplyDeleteThat would be you
ReplyDeleteWhy am I Hammer?
ReplyDeleteIts actually a compliment Spurs. Ask CBT. With that said I'm miserable. This diet is killing me
ReplyDeleteYou lost any weight? And you are going to Miami, aren't you?
ReplyDeleteYou can't just go on a diet, Drew. You need to change your diet in general.
ReplyDeleteI'm only 2 days into my diet. I'm 6'2 220 pds (Just got off the scale) Back in the day when I was working out that would be ideal but as you are aware, I don't work out anymore. I have approximately 30 days to drop 20 pounds before vacation.
ReplyDeleteI hear you EV. Here's my alternative, I'm from Jersey and in my mid forty's. Maybe I just pull a Tony Soprano and throw a some cash around???????
ReplyDelete30 days to drop 20 pounds? Damn Drew. What kind of diet are you on?
ReplyDeleteYou going to Miami alone or what Drew?
ReplyDeleteI'm just saying, man. If you want to lose it and keep it off you need to just change your habits. You can eat whatever as long as you pay attention to moderation and start a workout regimen.
ReplyDeleteSince you asked Spurs, A girl that is 4 years younger then I wants to hook up. She lives down there. We both grew up in my home town so there's some history. She's been sweatin me on facebook. I could send you a pic but you know how that goes, no need to blow her up on this monster site......
ReplyDelete(just kidding)
Why don't you go ahead and send me a pic of her Drew?
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see the chick who is "sweatin" you.
ReplyDeleteCBT Said: She's logged on to the computer in the back of the head rest of some dude named Paco's 64 Chevy, turquoise blue and primer gray, with 20 tubes of glue and a bottle of Two Fingers in the glove box.
ReplyDeleteWTF does that even mean? What is two fingers?
You have huevos rancheros all wrong. It's tortillas, eggs (cooked any style) on top, with beans, salsa, and sour cream. Of course, I douse mine in Tapatio.
Allow me a little dignity Spurs. I will add her pics on my site and post a link. I'm pretty sure your traffic will come back, LOL!
ReplyDeleteMy Mom used to have her own variation of huevos rancheros. She would rip the tortillas into smaller pieces and dip them into some whisked eggs in a bowl and cook it up that way. Then top it with whatever, I usually just use tobasco.
ReplyDeleteYou add her pics Drew, you big pimp you.
ReplyDeleteokay
ReplyDeleteI'll let you know if it's even worth trying to lose weight.
ReplyDelete199
ReplyDelete200!
ReplyDeleteLurker!
ReplyDeletePics up at http://www.pamelapucker.com
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Florida Anon? How's it going?
ReplyDeleteAnon:
ReplyDeleteRight back at you Scarecrow!
If you are insinuating that was me, I don't post under anonymous.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I went ahead and posted your chick.
Fat boy Drew,, can hang out in North Miami,, haha.. What up Spurz
ReplyDeleteI hear you. He promoted some new scam he has going. It's where you mail out postcards to suckers and they somehow mail you back cash and shit.
ReplyDeleteFucking Sleezball.... Craigslist creeeeeper
ReplyDelete