
From AZ Central:
Desperate to save police, fire and other city jobs, a divided Phoenix City Council on Tuesday approved a sales tax on grocery items that will generate tens of millions of dollars a year.
The 2 percent food tax will take effect April 1 and expire after five years, though Mayor Phil Gordon said the council has the option of reversing its decision after it hears from the public during 15 budget hearings planned for this month.
The tax on milk, meat, vegetables and other food purchased by shoppers will generate an estimated $12.5 million for the fiscal year that ends June 30. It will raise another $50 million for fiscal 2011. Food purchased with food stamps will not be taxed.
The extra tax revenue means Phoenix will have more money in its coffers to help close a $241 million general-fund budget deficit through June 2011. Last week, budget officials proposed cutting $140 million in services. Other special funds for things like transit also could get money.
City Manager David Cavazos proposed eliminating 1,379 citywide positions, including nearly 500 police officers and firefighters. Among the dozens of targeted cuts, libraries and senior centers would be closed, an after-school program would be dismantled, and bus and light-rail service would be significantly reduced.
Bravo Phoenix, bravo. I guess that discussion about the cost of Sheriff Showboat's lawsuits was dead on. Someone has to pay the legal bill. Oh, and if I lived there, I'd go ahead and make it a point to try to get Cavazos out of office.
oh, yeah I am getting scared to live here much longer. This is just bananas.
ReplyDeleteWhere should I move to? In the continental US, Seattle has always interested me, it was pretty the 2 times I visited. Even Yakima was. I mean..Yakima? Doesnt sound good, but it was. Maybe OR?
Anyone have any suggestions?
Well, in the article it states that Surprise won't have a tax, though they are looking at a 1% tax on food.
ReplyDeleteoh and spurs, how do you know im not gonna die? what i left on the last post was pretty damning evidence if you ask me.
ReplyDeleteWell, aren't you going to a memorial tonight?
ReplyDelete2% isn't that much. it's 2 dollars on every hundred you spend. It would take a looong time to recover the cost of moving out of state.
ReplyDeleteyes.
ReplyDeletespit it out spurs, what are you getting at?
That's true Bitchhog. Maybe CA can add a 10% tax on food to get your state out of the debt pit it's in.
ReplyDeleteI was refering to this, BH:
ReplyDeleteCity Manager David Cavazos proposed eliminating 1,379 citywide positions, including nearly 500 police officers and firefighters. Among the dozens of targeted cuts, libraries and senior centers would be closed, an after-school program would be dismantled, and bus and light-rail service would be significantly reduced.
Plus much, much more. We are just CA, Jr. No offense. Can I move in with you when you go back to Oaxaca?
I have been having horrible nightmares for three nights. last night I dreamed that I stopped breathing and dies. The night before it was 757s crashing into SC with a bit of Teen Mom thrown in. I have strep, KB. Do you know of any other home remedies I may try?
ReplyDelete"I goggled "what do dreams about snakes mean" and this very reputiable looking site said it means "People who are dying or who have lost a loved one often dream of snakes, at or near the time of death."
ReplyDeleteThat's what you wrote. And I was just saying that you are going to a memorial tonight, so that dream doesn't mean you are dying kinkyb!tch.
haha, I didn't read everything.
ReplyDeleteMy family will welcome you with open arms and tamales in Oaxaca!
You have strep? I think I have mono..or maybe it is strep, my throat culture is pending..
ReplyDeleteBH, are you gonna die too? I am, I know I am. See for yourself,
Spurs, says I am not. That is pretty much the nail in my coffin, I mean, when is he right?
Snakes. I hate those things. They really freak me out, in real life and in my nightmares. I kept waking up screaming and my heart was pounding. One of the times I got up, I went to get water..and something popped into my head...I have been using the phrase "when I meet Jesus I will ask him" or "when I get to Heaven, I will punch Isaac Newton for you" and then the weird thought would not stop. I goggled "what do dreams about snakes mean" and this very reputiable looking site said it means "People who are dying or who have lost a loved one often dream of snakes, at or near the time of death. For whatever reason, these dreams seem involved with the psychic awareness of the transition from this life to the next...."
And guess where I am going tonight? To a memorial service for someone who died.
I'm scared. Like, I have a lump in my throat. I can't die, I'm only 22.
That is a bright suggestion, Spurs. I am going to drive to Sacremento and demand a meeting with Arnold this afternoon.
ReplyDeletespurs-he wasn't my loved one though. I'm just going for the refreshments.
ReplyDeleteGood idea Bitchhog. Tell him not to ask for a bailout from the government. Tell him he just needs to tax Hollywood more to pay for his nanny state. Oh, and tell him to spit on Pelosi the next time he sees her.
ReplyDelete"Refreshments?"
ReplyDeleteThat's nice of you kinkyb!tch.
That's cool, KB. Maybe you might get to take home some flowers, too.
ReplyDeleteWatch out though. Funeral homes are a hotbed of viruses and bacteria.
and tell his wife to pay the expired meter or Wop will come after them?
ReplyDeleteNow you are thinking.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the deal with that? That Kennedy clan member didn't pay her parking meter or what?
I can't believe you two bitches don't care that I am going to die. I am really scared, and here you guys are talking about two states that are going to hell in hand basket and how to possibly fix them. Who cares when Kbeezy is on death's doorstep!?
ReplyDeleteOkay,who is going to write my eulogy? Who will sing my requiem?
Kinkyb!tch, I'm more concerned about what size straight jacket to get you.
ReplyDeleteI will just pour one out for you, KB. And spork your foes.
ReplyDeleteThere you go Bitchhog. I can't think of a better way to remember someone.
ReplyDeleteNo, and she got out of the ticket. Photographers also keep busting here on her cellphone....not hands free.
ReplyDeleteBh-I like you.
ReplyDeleteBut at least engrave my headstone, please?
And I'm not crazy Spurs. I'm the most sane person who posts here.
I did hear about her driving with her cell phone, but what do you expect? Politicians (and I'm referring to Republicans too BH, calm down) don't have to follow the laws.
ReplyDeleteI mean that rat face Pelosi gets to fly her and her shitty family around on military planes and people in San Fran just keep voting her in.
Yeah, I know you aren't crazy kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Spurs. I am glad you have finally seen that my heart is indeed to soft for your sharp jokes and are scaling it back.
ReplyDeleteNo problem kinkyb!tch. I'm surprised you didn't call me a Ratard lover in your comment.
ReplyDeleteI'll trade CA Jan Brewer for Ah-nold anyday.
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine how he would say Arizona?
Ah-rih-zoeh-nah
Did you all figure out who's the tranny fucker to the second power?
ReplyDeleteBH, KB~ best rememdy to get rid of a sore throat is to drink some borth with cayenne pepper in it throughout the day. It doesn't cure it it just makes it possible to swallow for a few hours. I like to eat Cup of Soups with cayenne pepper in them when I am sick.
Spurs, I'm not even going to argue with someone that discusses politics in an unintelligible language. you already know this.
ReplyDeleteI might as well go comment on the dirty about politics.
elfie-yeah, it was Miss Texas
ReplyDelete10 bucks says shes still with him though
ReplyDeleteI will personally grafitti your headstone, KB. I was thing of having be the shape of tits...just for you.
ReplyDeleteWell Bitchhog, all I need to know is how to count to figure out how big of a shitpile your state is in.
ReplyDeletebh-I am glad to see someone on this site finally knows the real me. Dont forget to leave me a jet black eyeliner pencil okay? I wanna look devine when I punch Isaac Newton for not that anonymous.
ReplyDeleteLet's see. If I have one dollar, and I'm a liberal pussy who gives out ten dollars to illegals so they can set up shop in my state, and then I don't figure out how to raise money, I'm going to be fucking broke.
ReplyDeleteCBT said...
ReplyDeleteI'm not on a liberal soap box. I feel that 672 million dollars would hire a helluva lot more Border patrol agents and that more men on the border would be more effective at turning back the illegals than a high tech monitoring system that doesn't work.
Y'all kill me. One day I get called a racist and the next I'm a bleeding heart liberal. So I guess I'm a racist liberal?
CBT said...
ReplyDelete"kb said...
ceebs, can you make me some hot tea?
my throat is killing me."
I'll make you a hot toddy. that works better. A mug of Jim Beam and hot water with a cinnamon stick in it. Cures what ails you.
And 6.7 BILLION dollars would hire enough BP agents for them to stand hand in hand the whole fucking length of the Rio Grande.
ReplyDeleteSeriously?! That sucks.
ReplyDeleteElfie, I am going to try your remedy now. May I also plaster cast of your bust for KB's headstone?
ReplyDeleteSpurs. What the hell does shithole really mean? You could try a thesaurus to spice up your vocab, but I am not so sure it will have entries for shithole.
I like how one day kinkyb!tch is against illegals, and then she gets a friend in Bitchhog on this post, and now she's pro illegal.
ReplyDelete"kbeezy said...
ReplyDeleteWell Spurs if you 'Americans' who are so proud to say it would ante up and try your hand at half the shit those illegals did there would be no demand for them and perhaps her state and mine would be better off."
There are plenty of Americans who would do the work the illegals do. They just won't do it for a buck and a quarter an hour.
shithole==CA
ReplyDeletebroke dump==CA
nanny state==CA
Since we are talking about dreams, I had a nightmare last night too. I was at a grocery store and annoying salesman kept coming up to me wanting to sell me stuff. The further I walked, the more that followed me. I don't even know what they were selling me but they all kept talking at the same time and right before I woke up they were all surrounding me talking at the same time. It was like one of those really bad low budget scary movie.
ReplyDeleteNo it wouldn't CBT (more men on the border), cause while so many cant stand the financial state of things when caring for 'illegals', they dont want them to not be here and do the work they do. You guys all want your nice fukkin lawns, your Taco Bell at all hours of the night, your dogs walked while you lunch (and Hector wipes the table), bitches want LinSue doing their nails for next to shit pay, Habib better have those spiral shaped Fritos in stock today,..need I go on? But let them ask to be taken care of for a fraction of how good your life is, and they can fuck off and go home? They wouldn't be gone longer than a full 24 hours before CBT went back in his Bronco to pick them up
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteYour hatred for California is borderline obsessive and you don't even live there. What did that state ever do to you?
CA==Fag loving state that wants queers to marry, but the queers are so fucking stupid that they couldn't figure out when they backed Barack instead of Hillary it would backfire because the blacks came out in force and voted down the queers dreams of getting married.
ReplyDeleteSure BH, I always wanted to do one of those pregnant belly casts but I'm never getting pregnant again so I guess making one of my boobs is the next best thing. This is for KB's gravestone, what would you like yours to be?
ReplyDeleteDid you delete my comment?
ReplyDeleteif the police force is cutback think about the crime rate and how that will go up. the city of phoenix really isnt that big, so even 250 less cops on the force is alot of people being left to basically fend for themselves. i think i might have to get another 12 gauge.
ReplyDeleteCBT-yeah I know, but who is paying them those wages?? Your fellow 'proud' Americans. Kick them in the pants,not the people who do that work. And while you are at it, take a good long look at how they are able to live off their 'low' wages. My landscaper brings in (almost) mid six figures fuckin cutting grass. I'd take that low pay anyday to cut someones lawn while they watched TV inside.
ReplyDeleteNo, I didn't delete your comment Bitchhog.
ReplyDeletehaha, Wop just made a good point as usual.
ReplyDeleteNice Tantrum, homophobe Spurs.
ReplyDelete"kb said...
ReplyDeleteoh, yeah I am getting scared to live here much longer. This is just bananas.
Where should I move to? In the continental US, Seattle has always interested me, it was pretty the 2 times I visited. Even Yakima was. I mean..Yakima? Doesnt sound good, but it was. Maybe OR?
Anyone have any suggestions?"
The West Coast is overdue for serious seismic catastrophe. In Seattle's case, they also need to keep an eye on Mount Ranier. I liked Yakima, pretty rockin' nightlife. Part of the charm of the Ozarks is that we're very self suffcient if we need to be. Plenty of fresh water, lots of game, no major volcanoes (we're just far enough southeast that even when Yellowstone blows, we're safe), far enough west to be safe when new Madrid lets loose again. That's why we had a major survivalist influx during the Cold War and around the Y2k deal. The terrain is easily defensible from outsiders, so we can keep out the urban riffraff, too.
Look BH, I'm not a homophobe, I just find that situation hilarious.
ReplyDeletekb, i think denver sounds nice.
ReplyDeleteI like California and wish I could afford to live on the coast.
ReplyDeleteSteal some more of your company's clients DG, and your dream just might happen.
ReplyDeleteonce again, arkansas is the center of the universe.
ReplyDeleteOh, did you know that would be the outcome before election day?
ReplyDeleteKB, the Ozarks sounds like it would be a lovely place to live. You can even go running 10 miles with a 70 lb rucksack with CBT.
spurs-bh has always been my friend, i taught her how to draw on cholla eyebrows back in the day.
ReplyDeleteand leave the 'queers' alone. If they want to be miserable like every other married person, go ahead. and it wasnt them backing obama that got them fucked, it was our smart (and better cause they are straight of course) voters who cant take the time to read into what a proposition entails before voting. Had Gustavo been there to translate what voting no meant, it woudlve been fine
anon-I have always been drawn to Denver, but I have never been, so don't know why. I will check it out. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteListen, who cares anyway? I'm dying so I could give two shits if the state crumbles. Why am I dying at the age of 23? What the fuck did I ever do toanyone?
DG, I can find you a place within a few miles from the ocean. You may have to sleep in a bunk and room with 8 people, but you'll be close to the beach.
ReplyDeleteBitchhog:
ReplyDeleteNo, but I've been around enough blacks to know which way that vote would go. And it doesn't take a genius to know that black people who wouldn't have normally voted would come out to vote for Obama. Then they saw that queens wanted to get married, said "Fuck that", and voted accordingly. Shit, I think the exit polls showed 75% of black people voted against that. And what did the queens lose by? Like 4 or 5%.
Good one.
youre dying? damnit, i was thinking about cannibalizing you. but now that you might be full of aids, i have to pass.
ReplyDeletehaha, KB, you just said you were 22 above...
ReplyDeleteHave you developed that rapid aging disease?
kb is in her mid 40's.
ReplyDeleteBecause all black people have the same opinions? Because blacks in every state are the same?
ReplyDeleteget with it. like DG, said...you are obsessed!
"kbeezy said...
ReplyDeleteNo it wouldn't CBT (more men on the border), cause while so many cant stand the financial state of things when caring for 'illegals', they dont want them to not be here and do the work they do. You guys all want your nice fukkin lawns, your Taco Bell at all hours of the night, your dogs walked while you lunch (and Hector wipes the table), bitches want LinSue doing their nails for next to shit pay, Habib better have those spiral shaped Fritos in stock today,..need I go on? But let them ask to be taken care of for a fraction of how good your life is, and they can fuck off and go home? They wouldn't be gone longer than a full 24 hours before CBT went back in his Bronco to pick them up"
We have all that stuff here in Baxter County and white people do it all, except for the nail salons. They're Vietnamese and legal.
I don't have AIDS, fucknuts. NO ONE puts it in me raw. Fuck that.
ReplyDeleteBut you would convert to necrophilia if you saw me in a coffin right now, don't lie.
BH-I'm neither of those ages. Please don't tell me hanging out with Spurs has rubbed off on you and you believed a word of any of my posts.
Did you ever read the syntax of the proposition, Spurs?
ReplyDeletekb, if i saw you in a coffin right now i would not even care. but i might have a pit bull degrade you and i would post the pics online.
ReplyDeleteKB, I just know you have a great memory, so I thought you would remember something you posted this morning. It's the illness, I know.
ReplyDeleteThese demographics are from the 2000 census, but other than the population increasing about 10% they're pretty accurate.
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baxter_County,_Arkansas
what?!?!? i thought you didnt wiki, cbt?
ReplyDeleteAnon-the pitbull would convert to necrophilia as well. Degrade me? If it was between you and him, no, I think he would be doing me quite the favor.
ReplyDeleteI do have a good memory, BH. It is so odd.
CBT is the wiki King. and Spurs is looking for something right now to regurgitate to us all. He will add in his tourettes and omnipotent knowledge of all races.
ReplyDeleteyou want a dog to hump your lifeless body?
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteonce again, arkansas is the center of the universe."
Naw, just far enough off the beaten path to have escaped a lot of the bullshit. When LA, Phoenix, Chicago, Atlanta and NYC are having food riots because the "system" has broken down, we'll be eating well off what we can shoot from our back porches.
Dg-are we done with our game of Clue? I tried writing a eulogy, but I'm too pissed to say anything good. You should do it.
ReplyDeleteAnon, do you work for Make a Wish?
ReplyDelete"Because all black people have the same opinions? Because blacks in every state are the same?"
ReplyDeleteNo, but about 75% of the blacks in your nanny state thought the same. But I guess 75% in your state isn't the majority. I mean shit, it's been proven CA doesn't know math.
if it wasnt for wiki cbt wouldnt have any of the stories to tell us. good ol wiki makes cbt look like he knows what hes talking about.
ReplyDeleteCBT, I will be fishing and eating seafood when that doomsday comes. and wine instead of moonshine.
ReplyDelete"kbeezy said...
ReplyDeleteanon-I have always been drawn to Denver, but I have never been, so don't know why. I will check it out. Thanks."
Denver rocks. I highly recommend the Cherry Creek area.
cbt-where the fuck is my hot toddy? make it a double shot, i am in a bad mood now
ReplyDeleteSpurs, again, did you read the syntax of the proposition?
ReplyDeletecbt, come on now. do you really think that the world is going to collapse around us? do you think that it will be like mad max by the end of the month? really? i bet you were one of those fools that hid under his bed with a soup cans tied together as a burglar alarm because you thought the world was gonna shit on y2k.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletewhat?!?!? i thought you didnt wiki, cbt?"
I never said I didn't wiki. I said I own up to when I do.
You have never even been to California, Spurs. Why do you even bother and obsess over it?
ReplyDeletecbt, you have stated that wiki is for idiots. that may or may not be verbatim but the jest is the same. why not just go to the census website? or do you not have it bookmarked?
ReplyDeleteI don't obsess over it bitchhog. I just know you love that broke state with all your bleeding liberal heart, so I like to knock it. I mean, if that dump broke off into the ocean tomorrow, I wouldn't care. Well, actually I'd probably care enough to laugh.
ReplyDelete"BH said...
ReplyDeleteCBT, I will be fishing and eating seafood when that doomsday comes. and wine instead of moonshine."
Only if you go back to Mexico. If you're in CA you'll be fighting over two year old cans of cat food for survival, unless you're up in the mountains or the northern part of the state.
' If you're in CA you'll be fighting over two year old cans of cat food for survival, unless you're up in the mountains or the northern part of the state.'
ReplyDeletecbt, do you ever get the feeling that you watch too many doomsday movies? this isnt the book of eli or the road. i bet you probably have a zombie survival kit in your bronco huh?
That's funny anonymous.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteif it wasnt for wiki cbt wouldnt have any of the stories to tell us. good ol wiki makes cbt look like he knows what hes talking about."
Actually what I learned getting a degree in Military History did that, and my continuing interest in the world in general. Wiki has as much bad info as it does valid info, so it has to be crossreferenced.
what the fuck, ceebs? youd love mexico, all kinds of underage chicks running around.
ReplyDeleteim half from there, are you going to call La Migra on me as well?
If it "broke off," what would you spend your time doing? What would be the new obsession? I am sure Sheriff joe would be right up there. I find it funny that you have travelled little, yet focus on anything negative about other states and do not see the failures within your own shithole state.
ReplyDeleteCBT, that was nonsensical...
ReplyDeletehey whoa! dont you know that the whole world is a shithole except for arkansas?
ReplyDeleteShithole is my term hippy. And I've been to all but 7 states. Nanny state just happens to be one of them.
ReplyDeleteI doubt that...layovers do not count. drving through without checking out sites does not count.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDelete' If you're in CA you'll be fighting over two year old cans of cat food for survival, unless you're up in the mountains or the northern part of the state.'
cbt, do you ever get the feeling that you watch too many doomsday movies? this isnt the book of eli or the road. i bet you probably have a zombie survival kit in your bronco huh?"
No to the Zombie thing. Did you see what happened in New Orleans after Katrina? Given the state of our current infrastructure's dependence on petroleum from the Middle East and the true vulnerability of the Saudi's exporting set up (over 90% of their oil is exported from one facility) to terrorism, a major interruption in our energy supply is merely a matter of time.
No Woodstock, if I included layovers I've been in Bankruptcy land. Tell me about all your worldly travels hippy.
ReplyDeleteI just know CBT is going to pipe in and tell us how many states he's been to.
ReplyDeleteCBT-if this happens, and I am still alive, will you take care of me? I can behave like a 22 year old.
ReplyDeleteYes I'm legal, Gramps. I said half, not full.
ReplyDeletewhat happened in nola was a natural disaster. you keep talking circles around yourself cbt. first you think that we are going to eat each other because of an economic collapse then a natural disaster and now oil. so now, please tell us old sage, how is the world going to end? will it be on 2012?
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletehey whoa! dont you know that the whole world is a shithole except for arkansas?"
I never said nor implied that. Arkansas has plenty of shithole parts, especially in the southeast in the Mississippi Delta.
you already know about them on a personal level, so if you'd like why don't you just divulge?
ReplyDeleteI know more about the rest of the country than any of y'all do about Arkansas, even DG, who really only saw the place from the inside of an RV.
ReplyDeleteI find this topic to be expendable, weak and ineffectual.
ReplyDeleteI am off to my other commenting site where thoughts come out intelligible.
Byeeeeeee!
Oil shortages equal economic collapse, and if you don't think Katrina caused an economic collapse in NOLA you're more ignorant than I thought you were.
ReplyDeleteThere are several possibilities that could cause the same results, from economic collapse to natural disasters, or a combination thereof. The bottom line is that our society's infrastructure is way more fragile than most of you imagine.
so run for office and fix it. you seem to have all the answers to all the questions.
ReplyDeleteKB,
ReplyDeleteIt was nice knowing you briefly. You need to get one of those mausoleums like they have in New Orleans, though. They were cool. And you aren't supposed to punch Newton, we talked about that...
so will the oil shortage and terrorist attacks and hurricanes all hit at once on the same day at the same time? please look into your magic 8 ball and let us know!
ReplyDeletecbt..sigh. nevermind.
ReplyDeleteit was nothing bad by the way
oh okay great, now even NTA is mocking my impending death. You guys think I'm kidding. I'm way too sensitive for all this..I really am concerned.
ReplyDeletekb, guess what? we are all gonna die. but if you want to know how and when, just ask cbt. he has a magic 8 ball.
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteIf you have the dream again, then I'd be concerned.
I don't buy into the 2012 deal. That's simply the end of a segment of an old civilization's calendar. The 2012 doomsayers neglect to mention that a new Long Count starts on December 22, 2012.
ReplyDeleteAll civilizations eventually either decline or implode. We're no different.
What sets me apart from other survival capable individuals is that I hope I never have to use my skills. I like TV, Internet, running water, 24 hour Taco Bell and all other modern conveniences. A lot of these guys want things to fall apart so they try their shit out.
I ALWAYS have that dream, Spurs!
ReplyDeleteSEE, even you agree now.
do you think that we are also going to have to fight off vampires like that movie i am legend?
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteso run for office and fix it. you seem to have all the answers to all the questions."
I have no answers to the questions, and the current political system is dysfunctional to the point of being irreparable.
Do you really kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeletespurs, i think kb is just needing attention. dont buy into it.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletedo you think that we are also going to have to fight off vampires like that movie i am legend?"
I'm still trying to figure out if you're a gadfly or just a fucking idiot. I'm talking about actual possibilities and you're talking about Hollywood fantasy shit. Go watch "Twilight" again.
cbt, so do you think that zombie vaccine i bought off craigslist is a good investment?
ReplyDelete"kbeezy said...
ReplyDeletecbt..sigh. nevermind.
it was nothing bad by the way"
Do what, kb?
Anonymous, I going with gadfly. No real human being could be as stupid as the questions you're asking imply that you are.
ReplyDeleteKB,
ReplyDeleteYou can escape death, destruction, and taxes in North Dakota. The state only has 700,000 people and has a billion dollar surplus and 4% unemployment...and you can probably find a rich old farmer with a fat new oil lease on his land and murder him in his sleep....just a thought. Fargo has the nicest people who will meet anywhere. Might want to bring a jacket...and a shovel.
say what you want cbt, but im gonna stock up on garlic and holy water. man, i hope blade will let me use his dodge when the time comes. thats a really cool charger he has.
ReplyDeleteKinkyb!tch, I think NTA is onto something with North Dakota.
ReplyDeletenta, el wrongo! arkansas is americas castle grayskull!
ReplyDeleteI'm talking about things that have the possibility of occurring. Whether they will or won't in our lifetimes isn't something I know, or pretend to know.
ReplyDeleteOne thing that is for sure is that someday the world will no longer be able to produce enough petroleum to support humanity's current dependence on it. We have yet to develop an alternative energy source that can even come close to supporting our current existence.
what is a gadfly?
ReplyDeleteand nta-he will not make me sign a prenup, will he?
"not that anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteKB,
You can escape death, destruction, and taxes in North Dakota. The state only has 700,000 people and has a billion dollar surplus and 4% unemployment...and you can probably find a rich old farmer with a fat new oil lease on his land and murder him in his sleep....just a thought. Fargo has the nicest people who will meet anywhere. Might want to bring a jacket...and a shovel."
And thermal underwear. I understand it goes for premium prices there.
Anon- Castle Grayskull-LOL...
ReplyDeletecbt, should we also worry about the lycans?
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletenta, el wrongo! arkansas is americas castle grayskull!"
I talking about the Ozarks, not just Arkansas. Southern Missouri has all the same advantages, survival wise, and Yakov Smirnoff.
ok so whatevs, where do i move to to live past 23 years old?
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletecbt, should we also worry about the lycans?"
You go right ahead and do so. Stock up on wolfbane.
nta, the people in arkansas have all the answers but strangely enough they havent figured out how to use the wheel yet. i call that natures balance.
ReplyDeleteim gonna go coat my arrow tips with silver right now! oh my god, i think i hear zombies moaning outside my door right now! cbt, what would jesus do?
ReplyDelete"Lycans"?
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
"kbeezy said...
ReplyDeleteok so whatevs, where do i move to to live past 23 years old?"
None of what I'm talking about is happening soon, I hope, so enjoy yourself, kb.
so cbt, what do we need to fear the most? vampires, zombies, werewolves, cannibals, or politicians?
ReplyDeleteI'd go with politicians.
ReplyDeleteNice. I take it you have Evil?
ReplyDeletehahaha!!! iq higher than 5. that would make him the mayor of castle grayskull.
ReplyDeleteKbeezy,
ReplyDeleteI am telling you, ND is all oil country there now; its the new Dallas. You will be the Victoria Principal of North Fork; you and Bobby can fight with JR and Sue Ellen for control of the new oil empire, slip into Bismarck for that occasional three way with his secretary...it will be freaking awesome for you. Of course, its 99.2 percent white people and native american there, (natives are on reservations there, so you won't see them) so get used to real blond hair...
Yeah, the standard iq tests in arkansas top out at 4, so when he scored higher they had to send him to Oklahoma where he registered a whopping 6!
ReplyDeleteNow he is a local hero, he can like do subtraction and everything
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteso cbt, what do we need to fear the most? vampires, zombies, werewolves, cannibals, or politicians?
SPURS FAN said...
I'd go with politicians."
Spurs, on that I agree.
NTA, oil is now non-existent. You need to squeeze corn into your gas tank. Thank you and have a nice day.
ReplyDeleteAs much as I love Willie Nelson, Ethanol is ahuge scam. It takes more energy to produce Ethanol than it emits.
ReplyDelete'Now he is a local hero, he can like do subtraction and everything'
ReplyDeleteif he learns to add the world will have their new messiah. i wonder if his cowboy hat will glow a golden yellow?
Only if he wears in in conjunction with the three wolf shirt
ReplyDeletethe bullet proof 3 wolf shirt? the very same shirt that you can use as a tent and also cook ramen on?
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteI agree. Ethanol is a scam.
"nta said...
ReplyDeleteKbeezy,
I am telling you, ND is all oil country there now; its the new Dallas. You will be the Victoria Principal of North Fork; you and Bobby can fight with JR and Sue Ellen for control of the new oil empire, slip into Bismarck for that occasional three way with his secretary...it will be freaking awesome for you. Of course, its 99.2 percent white people and native american there, (natives are on reservations there, so you won't see them) so get used to real blond hair..."
Other than the Indians (mostly Lakota and Crow), the residents of North Dakota do look like they were genetically engineered by Heinrich Himmler.
that 3 wolf shirt is like wearing a swiss army knife. uh, i mean a arkansas army knife.
ReplyDelete"nta said...
ReplyDeleteKbeezy,
I am telling you, ND is all oil country there now; its the new Dallas. You will be the Victoria Principal of North Fork; you and Bobby can fight with JR and Sue Ellen for control of the new oil empire, slip into Bismarck for that occasional three way with his secretary...it will be freaking awesome for you. Of course, its 99.2 percent white people and native american there, (natives are on reservations there, so you won't see them) so get used to real blond hair..."
Other than the Indians (mostly Lakota and Crow), the residents of North Dakota do look like they were genetically engineered by Heinrich Himmler."
What a dumb fuck. Did your mother have any children that lived?
i love perky tits.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.wwtdd.com/2010/02/annalynne-mccord-forgot-something/37376pcn_mccord-6/
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletei love perky tits."
We're in complete agreement on that.
"My point is that white people will do the jobs the illegals do in other parts of the country. Shit.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe I just responded to the Evil Spurs."
Hate to break it to you, einstein, but retarded white inbreeds with IQ's lower than four are the same thing as niggers and illegal miss texas beans
'My point is that white people will do the jobs the illegals do in other parts of the country.'
ReplyDeletebecause slavery exists on all levels.
That was a nice pic.
ReplyDeletea very nice pic, spurs.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I suggest you rename your site "The Twilight, Britney Spears And Harry Potter Discussion Board".
ReplyDeleteTalk about low IQ shit.
zombies cbt, dont forget zombies.
ReplyDeleteand warewolves
ReplyDelete'Spurs, I suggest you rename your site "The Twilight, Britney Spears And Harry Potter Discussion Board".
ReplyDeleteTalk about low IQ shit.'
dont forget that you are part of the commenting crew yourself cbt.
"Really? Well Hallelujah, you're the expert on every other mother fucking thing, thanks for sharing the wealth"
ReplyDeleteI know very little about "Twilight", "Harry Potter" or gay teenage vampires.
3 wear-wolf shirts.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDelete'Spurs, I suggest you rename your site "The Twilight, Britney Spears And Harry Potter Discussion Board".
Talk about low IQ shit.'
dont forget that you are part of the commenting crew yourself cbt."
And other than Brit-brit's nasty ass gas station bare feet and her presumed ability to remove chrome from a trailer hitch, I've weighed in on none of that.
oldie but a goodie:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.spursfansays.com/2009/08/cowboy-trout-talks-about-his-birthday.html
Gotta go folks. I'm attending a memorial service for a complete stranger in hopes of picking up some ad dollar.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous. Corner the market on wolfbane and silver bullets. That would really be a good investment for you.
That was nasty when she was barefoot in that bathroom.
ReplyDeleteOMG! I almost forgot! Last night I had a dream that BH's face was revealed to me and she looked like the personification of a horse (sorry BH, I was dreaming) Long, long face and small beedy eyes. I'm thinking RQ's animalization must have creept into my dream.
ReplyDelete"Gotta go folks. I'm attending a memorial service for a complete stranger in hopes of picking up some ad dollar."
ReplyDeleteThat's nice of you CBT.
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletedid you type 'brit-brit' with a dick in your ass?"
Hey, I think Kathy Griffin is funny. I'd like to hear that bitch after she's done a line of meth. Adois, amigos.
kb, maybe you need time off? drink some wine and take about 12 muscle relaxers.
ReplyDelete'Adois, amigos.'
ReplyDeletebye fag.
You were in my dream too KB... and you looked just like your picture except you were wearing my brown corset top and my boobs... strange.
ReplyDeleteoh okay, tell me more about this dream.
ReplyDeletethis may be just what the Dr. ordered
Interesting dream you had there Streets.
ReplyDeleteWell I walked into NIk's house and there you were standing with this girl with gorgeous hair and wearing my huge tits.... then the girl with the hair turned around and I was disgusted and intrigued by the fact that BH really did look like a horse. Oh and you couldn't talk KB... your mouth moved but your words came out of BH's horse mouth. Then Nik came out of the bathroom and asked us if we wanted to see his shower... he was short like the guy on "Pit Boss" and when we went to look at his shower he flushed the toilet and we were all sucked down the drain but it was like a fireman's pole... we ended up on the bottom floor of his house and he was in a shopping cart being pushed by a huge shaggy dog. I looked up and there were stairs that led to the clouds and there were cats and dogs and small children tumbling down them and we were all trying to catch them in buckets? Then I woke up.
ReplyDeleteApparently that's what happens when I drink a glass of wine and take some melatonin right before bed.
ReplyDeleteWere you actually able to get to bed at a decent hour this time?
ReplyDeletethat sounds hot except for the part where you said 'stairs to the clouds'. See? Even in other people's dreams KB is linked to dying.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna die soon
12:30 but my whimpering dog woke me up at 1:30ish and didn't go back to sleep until 3 or so. Melatonin makes you have really vivid dreams, The night before I had a bad dream about my older dog (the one I love love love) jumping off a balcony to follow the other dog (that I like sometimes) and dying.
ReplyDeleteNo one wasy dying KB, the stairs to the clouds were raining cats, dogs and babies... they were heaven sent I guess? Funny thing is Spurs did not tumble down the stairs too... we all know he is an angel from heaven above.
ReplyDeleteI want some wild dreams. Maybe I should take melatonin.
ReplyDeleteYeah do it! it's good to take especially in the winter because sleep cycles can be disturbed by the reduced hours of sunlight.
ReplyDeleteI think I'll try to pick some up. I mean, I do have insomnia.
ReplyDeletespurs, pick me up something for what ails me as well
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