Friday, March 19, 2010

Anonymous has fun again on Craigslist


Anon's words are italicized.

hi, i was wondering if you still have the toilet seat extender for sale? i have a bad back and have trouble getting on and off the toilet.
i really need one


On Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 7:11 AM,
wrote: yes i still have it and boy does it help dramatically you will love it so if you want it call me 602-6**-3334

oh man, i know what you mean when you say it will help dramatically. one time i was jerking off while taking a shit and i fell asleep after i blew my wad. well i was asleep on the shitter for about 30 minutes before my girlfriend found me and my back was frozen in place! by the way, theres no shit stains on the seat is there?

On Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 11:04 AM,
wrote: no shit stains

how many times has it been jacked off on?

On Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 11:40 AM,
wrote: it was my grandmas and she just passed away

so no jizz stains either?

On Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 12:21 PM,
wrote: so do you want it or not

can you send me a pic with your wife sitting on it? just to kind of wash away the old lady germs.

On Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 3:20 PM, wrote: do you want the seat or what?

well will you at least have your wife pull down her pants and sit on it and send me a pic as proof? am i really asking for too much???

On Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 4:33 PM, wrote: This is the man of the house ... I think you should figure a place for you and i to meet so i can beat your fuckin ass! If you write to this address again i will find you, and cut out your tongue! ;0

is that a threat?


On Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 5:22 PM, wrote: What do you think ... dumbass! Because if you mess with me or my family... you must be stupid! You have no clue who I am or what Im capable of.

hhhmmm....looks like i might have to forward this to the police department.

On Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 5:34 PM, wrote: yeah send the cops to my house id love to show them your emails and my husband would love to meet you too

also, dont forget about your drugs that you have in the house.

On Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 5:48 PM, wrote: grow up already

whats the name of that strip club you used to work at? i forgot.

On Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 5:59 PM, wrote: the cops have already been notified, good luck asshole

ok. we will see what happens.

wrote: yea we'll see

i will just show them the emails where your hubby made threats and since i
made none you will get charged.


Damn Anon, you really seem to run into some real pricks on Craigslist. I mean all you were doing is asking perfectly legitimate questions. Chris and his wife need to learn about customer service. On the other hand, Chris seems like a hard ass so he can do whatever he wants. After all, we don't know who he is or what he's capable of so that must mean he's tough.

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  1. No kidding. And how much did they expect to get for that?

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  2. Oh, and I just e-mailed Chris to thank him for the laugh.

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  3. whats next? used condoms for sale?

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  4. lol...fucking spurs. i hope he emails you back. maybe he thinks youre messing with his family.

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  5. CBT would buy used condoms.

    And yeah, we'll see if he e-mails me back. That would be fun.

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  6. I would like to find out if he sold it though.

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  7. cbt would buy fishnet condoms. if he emails you back and if its interesting, you should post it.

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  8. i cant imagine him selling it. thats just gross.

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  9. Did you really email him Sours? I do feel a little sad that these people are selling their deceased dear grandma's treasured crapper on craigslist, isn't there a grandchild or great-grandchild they could pass this down to?

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  10. "Fishnet condoms?"

    That's funny. And yeah, I don't think they sold it. I am curious how much they wanted for it.

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  11. Yes, I e-mailed him Skeets. I just wrote "Hey man, thanks for the laughs", and then sent the link to this post.

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  12. So Skeets, did you apply for those jobs by the deadline yesterday?

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  13. things like this need to be heir loomed. because nobody is gonna buy them. i wont be surprised if they tried to sell her used bras.

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  14. Well, I'd feel kind of bad if they were really hard up for cash, but even if they were, what did they expect to get for a used toilet seat?

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  15. i can understand selling some stuff but think about what can and cant be sold. when my grandfather passed away his car was sold because my grandmother had no use for it. but we didnt go and sell his used socks.

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  16. "but we didnt go and sell his used socks."

    That's funny.

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  17. nobody wants used personal items like socks, underwear, toilet seats. i know it sounds crazy, but thats just the way the world works.

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  18. gross. Anon, how do you find these weirdos?

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  19. kb, just browse CL and you will see a mess of madness.

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  20. not much, Spurs. I finally caved and bought some Oreo cakesters. I ate one after I ran 3 miles, along with some celery.
    I pretty much broke even I think.
    What are you doing, fatso?
    Anon-have you ever looked at the ads for people seeking on CL? Uh..I haven't, but my friend has and told me she saw all kinds of weird stuff.

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  21. sillyb!tch:

    I'm not doing much. Well, I'm working on this Mexican restaurant's receipts if you really want to know. Looking forward to getting off work soon. That's about it.

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  22. spurs, will you buy me this? It is awesome!
    http://www.cafepress.com/+lost_whatever_happened_flight_shirt_gray,432716703

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  23. kb, i havent looked on there. is it pretty creepy?

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  24. Yeah, I just bought it for you. I'll put it in the mail tonight.

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  25. how many times have you posted an ad on CL, kb?

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  26. Anytime she needs money Anonymous.

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  27. hahaha!!! or when her husband is away for a few days?

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  28. You know, Drew would be the one to know all about the personal ads on Craigslist.

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  29. i bet cbt is now trolling CL for used toilet seats.

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  30. imagine to reply drew sends to the ads. its like mental rape, i bet.

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  31. He's probably thinking of all those used condoms he threw away from the truck stops and bath houses he used to frequent.

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  32. Drew proably offers a "greg blast" so it probably is.

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  33. 'greg blast'. thats a term only somebody in their mid 60's would come up with just to try and sound cool.

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  34. Have you heard that music he has playing over there? That's worth a laugh or twenty.

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  35. the warden just returned from a week's absence and I did not place one single ad, Anon.
    I will try and be that strong when he leaves again in April..I won't make any promises though. The ads I have seen are not so bad, it is the pics, especially the ones for men seeking men.

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  36. I mean..the ads/pics my friend saw and told me about.

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  37. What the hell are you doing looking at the ones for men seeking men kinkyb!tch?

    Did you also check out the women seeking women one?

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  38. *ones*

    "I mean..the ads/pics my friend saw and told me about."

    Sure.

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  39. Anyway deviantb!tch, do you have any big plans for the weekend?

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  40. what does drew have going on in gay-land with the music?

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  41. yeah kb, why are you looking at the gay man ads?

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  42. I don't know what that's about. Maybe he bought a hundred hits of X and a shit load of glow sticks a couple of weeks ago and has been partying ever since.

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  43. I was just curious, SPurs. You know I wonder about all kinds of weird stuff..it's just how I roll.
    Tonight we have dinner/drinks w/some friends. 3some propositioner is one of them..is that even a word? Anyway, yeah he is one of the person's attending, I have not seen him since that night, I think I should make him uncomfortable all night just to be a nuisance. I know what you are thinking..kb a nuisance is a bit of a stretch, but I'm willing to try my best at it.

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  44. kb, how many guys have you met off CL?

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  45. 3some propositioner is a word, no doubt. And yeah, you should be a nuisance. I know that it will probably be hard for you though kinkyb!tch.

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  46. the comments are going nuts...again.

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  47. I thought they had it fixed, but I guess not.

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  48. so kb, once again, how many guys have you met off CL?

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  49. I don't think she's going to humor you with an answer Anonymous.

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  50. damn. i wish she would because i want to give her the same speech she posted about sex and whoring around.

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  51. remember when she was talking about the dick swabs?

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  52. Oh yeah, that's right. But I don't think she's hooked up with anyone off Craigslist.

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  53. I think it's funny to read the women seeking men ads. Bunch of fat, unemployed and uneducated bitches looking for everything they aren't.

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  54. Speaking of that, I think one of my coworkers snatched his worthless wife off craigslist.


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  55. I guess not? Maybe that last comment just didn't post...

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  56. No, the comments are posting. It just takes awhile.

    And one of your coworkers found his wife off Craigslist?

    Damn.

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  57. No, he didn't. But, with how useless she is, the argument could be made.

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  58. Why do you say she's useless? Have you met her?

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  59. I've met her a couple of times.

    As far as why she's useless? She doesn't do anything. No job, doesn't cook, doesn't clean, and half the time she can't even take care of the kids so she drops them off at the grandparents house. I mean, because her list of errands is just SO big. On top of doing nothing, she wants to call her husband 16 times a day and talk to him, making him equally useless.

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  60. Bitch can't even clean herself up half decent for the probably one and only "nice" dinner those people attend a year.

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  61. Im so fucking high
    I wanted to tell you all thanks for keeping it real and always being nice even when we all know im some fucked up 21 year old girl ya know you guys dont even hate other then one stranger you know on the whole your all so down

    i lov it

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  62. Pam-what?
    Eazy-you sound angry. Go smoke a bowl and don't let someone else's problem get you down.
    Anon-Craigslist? As if. I am featured on Ashley Madison's site.

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  63. Pam, you are high? Nice. And you're welcome for keeping it "real", even though I hate that term.

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  64. I'm not down, kb. And I was smoking a bowl, so good call on that.

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  65. I'm actually kind of happy now that my parts are on their way, so I can get all of that over with.

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  66. You going to work on your ride this weekend EV?

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  67. spurs, i think kb pretty much fucks anything that has a heartbeat and a dick. shes not faithful to her husband....i mean, lets be honest.

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  68. No, the parts won't be here that quick. Next weekend, probably.

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  69. Anon~ when did KB says she actually fucks other people? Talking about something on a website and actually doing it are 2 different things. How do you know where reality ends and fiction begins? I'm just sayin

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  70. EV:

    Yeah, I read your comment wrong.

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  71. What's going on Skeets? (you ignored me earlier. And I was hurt)

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  72. elfie, how do you know she doesnt? hhhmmmm????

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  73. if a person is willing to take the time to post an ad they are willing to take the time to go through with the cheating.

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  74. My point exactly, Anon. I don't purport to know.
    Sours~ I didn't ignore you, I had a crazy biatch in the office! and then I tried to post a comment and it didnt post.

    I applied for both of them, ones is not closing until tuesday and that's the one I really want.

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  75. How do you know she really posted an ad and if she really did post an ad how do you know that she didn't post it for fodder for this site?

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  76. Yeah Skeets, and I really wasn't hurt either.

    That's good you took the time to apply for them. I hope you can get out of that slave den you are in.

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  77. so elfie, if you found out that your boyfriend was placing ads what would you think of it?

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  78. I prepared everything meticulously... and wrote 2 really bad ass Letters of Interest. I'm hopeful at the moment but we'll see how it goes, I kinda feel like it would just be too easy if I got one of them after just starting to apply places, you know?

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  79. Anon~ it would depend on the relationship, if I trusted him then I would ask him about it and believe his answer until I'm given another reason not to believe him. If he was a proven liar then I wouldn't even bother asking I would just get rid of him like the disposible bastard he obviously is.

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  80. "Too easy?"

    No, I think that would be great. Or pretty much on par how it would go for me. At least after the first interview. I guarantee I could destroy your ass when it comes to an interview Skeets.

    That's like saying gravity exists, but still.

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  81. I don't know Sours, I am very well spoken and articulate. I am fast on my feet too... can answer anything thrown at me. Not only that it is proven that attractive people have an easier time getting a job, even if they are less qualified than their less attractive counterparts... I win.

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  82. Nice comeback Skeets. Well, if it was a guy I might have a hard time overcoming your fake tits, but I think I could bullshit and manipulate enough to get a job.

    If it was a woman interviewer? No contest, you may as well start collecting welfare.

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  83. Nope women love me too. I am completely charming, you have no idea. You lose, it would just be best if accept it and move on.

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  84. Yeah okay. You know what you are Skeets? A perfect example of playing down to your competition. When I read one of your "insults", I can't help but crack a smile and pity and patronize you.

    So on that note, yes you are charming.

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  85. Insults? I'm just stating the facts Sours... I'm sorry if you were "insulted" Don't be a sore loser, it's unbecoming.

    On that note... I must go tan. Talk to you later!

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  86. Well, I may end up looking into a cell phone after all. My current phone is just about on its last leg, can't even hardly charge it anymore. I got a Motorola Q from a friend but Verizon couldn't get it connected. They said my Mom has a credit for a new phone, so I'm trying to talk her into letting me snag it.

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  87. I'm pretty sure she'll let you snag it. Plus you more than likely have a credit coming up yourself.

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  88. Good Luck Elfie..

    It took me a few months to find a job. Hopefully the job market is better there...

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  89. They said it's still a while away for my number. Something has to be mixed up, though. I got my new phone months before she did hers.

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  90. Astrid:

    Skeets has a job now, she just can't stand her job. Of course, they probably can't stand her, so it's equal.

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  91. I know she already has a job that she hates..

    How you doing spurs?

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  92. I figured you did, I just wanted a reason to write out a shot at her.

    And I'm doing fine, thank you. I'm about to go get something to run to get something to eat, but I can't really figure out what I want yet.

    How are you doing?

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  93. "SPURSFAN said...
    Nice comeback Skeets. Well, if it was a guy I might have a hard time overcoming your fake tits, but I think I could bullshit and manipulate enough to get a job."

    Spurs you weren't even very good at selling cars.

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  94. For the last time Hillbilly I could sell cars, I just got tired of it.

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  95. Blind Bear, why don't you try to remember what you just read there.

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  96. I am good spurs.. I am trying to enjoy my break before I go back to class.

    I went to Sonic today and ate some chili cheese fries.. they were so good.

    Since you are an expert on rap... who is the Best 20 rappers of all time?

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  97. That's good Astrid. You should enjoy your break. You know, I haven't eaten Sonic in awhile.

    And I'll think of my top ten rappers. I'm not sure if I could come up with 20.

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  98. Pussy Bear, I know quite a bit about rap. Not all rap though. Of course, the shit now sucks, but at one time it was great.

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  99. Well, I should say there were some great artists.

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  100. They wanted 15 dollars for that toilet seat.. that is too much..

    Spurs emailed them a link here.. nice.. LOL

    I wonder if they sent a link to police as well

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  101. Anon.. what would you have done if they sent you the pics you wanted, and then started propositioning you for a 3some and wanted to see you shitting and stuff?

    LOL

    Would you have called the police on them??

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  102. Spurs.. I have a rap song for you

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  103. Glad you are kickin it large on a Friday night kidddd, LOL!

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  104. astrid, if they would have sent the pics i requested i would have sent those in to thedirty. and no way would i ever have a mfm 3 sum. call me strange but i have no want or need to be naked with another male in the same house much less in the same room....or womb.

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  105. Now, now Anonymous. Detroit Gaynon said seeing another man naked is perfectly normal.

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  106. No secret scarecrow that I have gained wait. Thank goodness that I have a huge greg..........

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  107. be right back....gotta go grill.

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  108. Alec, when are you going to Florida?

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  109. I can't wait to see some pics of you acting like a baller Drew.

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  110. Oh yeah? How do you like it so far?

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  111. I can't believe people would even attempt to sell this. But this is craigslist.

    Drew is going to Florida March 23 if I remember correct. He says he is going to Miami but in reality is going to Coconut Grove which is NOT Miami.

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  112. What's going on DG? And I really don't care where Big Baller is going to be, as long as he takes pics like he's all important in front of that H2 he rented.

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  113. Excuse me. I believe it is a black H2. Need to throw the color in there for sure.

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  114. Already have reservations for The Chart House in Coconut Grove Miami for Friday night. I have been to this restaurant back in my college days. Not to pull a CBT and go into detail, but this place is the shit! I used to allow myself one fat date per month cause I enjoyed the time as well. All Chart Houses are on the water but this place is special with its views overlooking Key Biscayne.

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  115. From the less than hour I've had to play with it, it seems really nice. I like how the bar in the middle can flick through different applications you have loaded, and you can just flick up and it closes them. I have to give kb props for pointing out this phone to me.

    Oh, and I got the purple protector for it. Had to throw that detail in.

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  116. "I used to allow myself one fat date per month cause I enjoyed the time as well."

    That's funny Drew.

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  117. EV:

    Yeah, I asked that knowing you haven't had it that long, but after having this for less than an hour I knew I'd like it.

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  118. DG:
    Why are you trying to rain on my parade with your negativity?

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  119. EV:
    I'm an authority on cell phones, just ask Spurs and DG. What's on your mind?

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  120. He just got the Palm Pixi Drew. You know anything about that phone?

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  121. I'm already convinced I like it, Spurs.

    Nothing is on my mind Drew, I'm just messing with this phone now.

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  122. Have you checked out the internet on the phone EV?

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  123. I was deciding between this and the Droid Eris. I really like the little navigation ball on the Droid and the operating system is supposed to be better, but after using the touch screen keypad I instantly set it down. It seemed too touchy and responsive, if that even makes sense. I'm still convinced, no matter how good a touch screen keypad is, I won't like it.

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  124. Yeah, it's really fast. Fairly close to the speed of my Netbook with a 1.5 meg signal. I was surprised at how quick the scrolling was. Absolutely seamless.

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  125. I didn't say the iPhone was gay. But, if you're going to label any phone "for fags" it would probably be the iPhone.

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  126. Fair enough. I think it's a bad ass phone though.

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  127. My contract with AT&T just ended and I upgraded from my old iPhone (16GB) to the 3GS 32GB just last week. With that said, I have no clue how to maximize all that it does. All I know is that it looks cool and I'm a baller cause I own one ;)

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  128. I couldn't give two shits which phone is marginally better than the other, as long as it does the shit I want it to do, I'm fine. I know iPhone owners aren't the only one's who typically get into cell phone pissing matches, but they are by far in the majority.

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  129. Yep Drew, you are for sure a baller now that you got the 32GB. I don't know how that secretary you know that works at NASA is going to be able to resist you.

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  130. I can tell you this, the old handset did not support MMS and did not have a video option as well as a flash. This after paying over $500 2 years ago

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  131. Hey Drew, are you going to play that club mix you have going over at your wasteland when you "pull up to the set" in your H2?

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  132. Yeah Drew, and the 8GB 3GS still doesn't have the video.

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  133. All that being said, if the iPhone was comparatively priced (it's not) aend if it were on a better network (it's not) I would have looked at them.

    Then there is the fact that it's from Apple. Good products, shit company.

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  134. No shit it doesn't have all that, and every future iPhone model won't either.

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  135. I paid $299 with a new 2 year contract for the 3GS 32GB iPhone

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  136. Steve Jobs has to nickel and dime the customers somehow.

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  137. Spurs:

    No mention of your Bracket Science????

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  138. Eazy, keep thinking that you are ahead of the game while Steve Jobs sails the Med in his 160' yacht. Palm Pixi is for the gays!

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  139. Ahead of what game?

    I could care less what Steve Jobs does, I'm not the poor sap buying his nickel and dime products.

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  140. Don't forget my purple protector I bought for it. Since you're trying to make a case for the gays, and all.

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  141. Drew,

    All I did was clarify that you are not going to Miami. I have been to Coconut Grove before. They used to overnight us there when I was a FA. There isn't shit to do there but shop for knock off sunglasses.

    It's like telling people that you are going on vacation to NYC but instead going to Jersey. It's just not the same.

    But honestly if I were you, I would just stay away from Miami. You will be left standing outside the clubs there. Believe me, if you don't have money and you are not female, you are not getting in.

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  142. ah dg, thats where you are wrong. drew did rent an h2 and he does have man boobs (moobs). so the chances of him getting in are well, still pretty shitty. maybe youre right. drew, just go to tallahassee.

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  143. He might have a shot in Ft. Lauderdale. That's a nice retirement area and some old lady will appreciate that H2. I'm sure she will resemble the old lady from Something About Mary but hey, she is still female and she is not a hooker.....anymore.

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  144. Drew,

    I stayed right on the water in Coconut Grove. But that is just for work. When I took a vacation down to Miami I stayed at the Delano and The Sagamore. THAT is Miami. SOUTH BEACH is Miami. Coconut Grove is not.

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  145. It seems you are forgetting something DG, and that's his iPhone clipped to his belt.

    Old or young, when the ladies see that they will be in love with him.

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  146. And what's up with this To answer my question?


    I didn't ask a question.

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  147. If I ever take a trip to Laughlin, I will be sure to tell everyone I am really in Vegas and Laughlin is just a suburb.

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  148. He probably made up fake business cards for his 'business' to hand out to the ladies that will walk away and laugh at the weird old man approaching them.

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  149. That's funny. The card probably reads MANAGAR under his name.

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  150. That was real funny!

    SENOIR ACOUNT MANAGAR

    (Because manager isn't long enough to sound important.)

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  151. haha, that's even better!

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  152. That's a good one DG, but I was thinking he might go with ENTURTANEMENT MANAGAR.

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  153. I don't give a shit where the money is at Drew. I'm not a gold digger and have no interest in old men. I prefer to go where the party is and that is South Beach. And like I said before, you will not get in unless you buy some over priced bottle service.

    My friends and I used to let guys tag along with us just so they could get into the clubs. But they were young and hot. You don't have either one of those traits, so good luck you oversized neck, wrinkly, old man.

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  154. No Spurs, he wouldn't be smart enough to put ENTERTANMONT on it because that word may actually get him some play. REKARD PRADUSER would work too.

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  155. True, REKARD PRADUSER is probably more believable. Whatever lie he goes with, we do know it would be written in crayon

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  156. All due respect, I believe you referring to my over sized cock....

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  157. DG: You are pathetic and you and Kasey should get married.

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  158. DG:

    Wait a minute. We are forgetting something. Drew is gay, he's going to go down to Miami in his H2 and pick up some little twink. An old queen like him will be fit in well in Miami.

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  159. I bet Drew packed his clothes from 1985 to relive his 20's.

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  160. He probably has his Back to the Future shirt packed too.

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  161. That's what he's going to wear to the club. That and his parachute pants.

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  162. Here is Drew's Chart House outfit.

    http://www.covertcandy.co.uk/covertblog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/don_johnson_miami_vice0.jpg

    (Please add 65lbs to the belly area to achieve a more realistic visual.)

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  163. Imagine how tight those parachute pants are going to be on him now. I bet he has a cameltoe in them.

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  164. I was thinking he might go with the Don Johnson look as well. And he'd intoduce himself as Romero, the newest Miami detective.

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  165. A cameltoe? That's funny. With his 'toe and his moobs Anonymous was talking about he'll be the talk of the town.

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  166. DG:

    Your statement above is inaccurate. I am heading down to spend time with a girl I went to school with and what ever other side piece of ass that wants to join in, as I'm sure I can run that!

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  167. Yeah DG, he'll "run that."

    Into the ground.

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  168. Let's just hope he sends some pics.

    I bet he shined his white shoes like Clark wore in National Lampoons Vacation.

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  169. Oh, you know he'll post some pics of him doing the SGM sign in front of his H2. With some little twink laid up on the hood.

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  170. Hopefully this time he decides to go to page 2 to find his craigslist hooker and not make it so easy for me to find her ad.

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  171. WTF Kasey! Why you attacking me so hard? Don't make me................

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  172. That's funny DG, let's hope so. And congrats on your little victory there, even if the count is off.

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  173. He means:

    Don't make him post that same damn picture he keeps posting of you over and over with some lame caption to the side of it.

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  174. I was thinking the same DG. Or maybe he'd send me his mix tape and I'd somehow be forced to listen to it.

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  175. Yeah, that would be horrible.

    That made me think, I wonder if he went to Costco and picked up a value size bag of glow sticks for the club.

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  176. He probably did DG. And he loaded up on some pacifiers too.

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