Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Anonymous has fun on Craigslist again




Anonymous words are italicized.

Holey shit! That is sum righteous stuff you got four sail! I have bend loking for the Sons of Anarchy hat fourever!

On Tue, Mar 23, 2010 at 6:35 PM, Dallas Star wrote:

yeah ok come buy both

wood ya bee welling two trayed? dew you watch SOA?

On Tue, Mar 23, 2010 at 6:47 PM, Dallas Star wrote:

yes i do every show cant wait for season 3 sept-3

man, im tinking we shood watch it together. we could wear the clothes and we cood drink beer together too. i like to pretend im jax sumtimes. who do you like?

On Tue, Mar 23, 2010 at 6:59 PM, Dallas Star wrote:

aaaaaaaaa NO dont think so

man, im taleing you that wen im arond all kindsa funni stuff happens. like one time me and my cussin where watching the sapranos and we got drunk, then we began to rassle and well, we end up sucking eech oders dicks. i dont tink it was gay becuz we didnt cum, but it was funni as hell.


see? im a fun guy. tink about it man.


On Tue, Mar 23, 2010 at 7:20 PM, Dallas Star wrote:

were done NO more emails

man, yore a asswhole. i thought you likeded SOA like me?

Damn Anonymous, you can't seem to catch a break on these Craigslist ads. And what's up with him including a pic? I don't get that. Though I would like to own that skull shirt of his, that's tight.

On a side note, I'm pretty sure what you and your cousin did was gay.

110 comments:

  1. little did i realize i was dealing with az's version of cbt. and i love how he is selling used clothes on craigslist. this man is an entrepreneur. i mean, who doesnt want clothes with somebody elses body odor and oils?

    if you dont, then you must be from planet stuck-up.

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  2. Good point. And what's up with the pic?

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  3. hhmmm...i dunno. but his arms look like they are about 6 inches long. just to clarify, he also was trying to sell me a used S.O.A. shirt in the unabridged email.

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  4. You think he's selling that skull shirt?

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  5. sell that shirt? are you kidding? thats like throwing away a winning lotto ticket.

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  6. That skull shirt probably has way more power than the 3 Wolves shirt.

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  7. the winged skull is known to protect you from bullets, fire, rabies, aids, and gremlins.

    its like wearing a bodyguard.

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  8. did you notice that fag has soap? hahahaha!!! what a fag! he showers!! hahaha!!!

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  9. I did notice all his hygiene supplies. He's good to go.

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  10. If the skull shirt saves you from gremlins, I'm in.

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  11. I'm pretty sure CBT has toilet paper in the outhouse.

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  12. like this one time I put an ad on craigslist for tit fucks, you woodnt believe all the e-mailz I totally got! I made like $100 that day, and i cudda gotz more :l but i like let all the mexicans do it for freezie! OMG!

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  13. I thought you had a boyfriend Elvie?

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  14. spursie poo - i have a new boyfriend every week duhz!

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  15. I think it's blonde hair Elvie. Don't you even know who you are dating?

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  16. i like bald men. no grass grows on a busy playing field.

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  17. elvie, you remind me of those sexy tranny hookers from el paso. mmm hhhmmm....

    spurs, how dare you call me original!

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  18. Anon, who is that in your screensaver?

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  19. so where is that pam broad? did she go to the blackjack tables to give handjobs under the table?

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  20. Oh sorry...Good afternoon Spurs, Anon. How has the day been treating you both?

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  21. who is who in my screensaver? huh?

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  22. Ah man this reminds me when there was a gay wopness on the dirty. I always thought it was drew, but I am now beginning to suspect RQ is the faker

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  23. a gay wopness? be still my beating heart!!!

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  24. In the pic of the ad, you can see a bit of your screensaver, just wondering who/what it was. I'm nosey about the dumbest things, in case you never noticed.

    Anon, you have kid's right? Do you raid their Easter baskets for the good candy? Do you even celebrate Easter, I should've asked that first.
    It's times like these that I wish I had kid's. All that candy in the store and packaged all pretty.

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  25. There was a gay Wop on the Dirty? Like, someone who did it over and over again and didn't just randomly at times name jack you? I don't recall such a man.

    Wop-do you take your son's candy? Or do you buy stuff that you like and say it is for him for Easter?

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  26. kb, thats a screensaver of me at the gay pride parade.

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  27. That was sweet of you to support Spurs when he marched there, Anon. All this time I thought you were a heartless asshole, you really should let us know of your good deeds more often.

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  28. kb, i dont like to toot my own horn but spurs does. thats why hes taking yoga.

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  29. KB: yeah the gay did it a lot.

    I might steal one or two (reese egg or cadbury egg), but Im not huge on sweets

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  30. Hello kinkyb!tch, I'm doing fine, thanks for asking. How is your day going?

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  31. I was wondering why he was so into it. I assumed it was to get closer to DG, but you are probably right, Anon.

    Oh man, those are 2 of the best Easter candies, Wop. I like how they make the Reese's in the shape of an egg this time of year, but I also saw bunny shaped ones at the grocery store the other day.I also love chocolate covered marshmallow bunny's, but not the eggs, those taste different.

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  32. What is your favorite Easter candy, Spurs? Do you even celebrate the holiday?

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  33. so kb, if you had the ability to lick yourself, would you? and would you think its gay?

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  34. I can lick myself in certain places, Anon, and I do when the opportunity presents itself.
    Of course it isn't gay, narcissitic sure, but not gay.

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  35. Hey wopples :) luff u. Luff u too spursie poo!

    KB: want to go to the bakery with me? we can totally watch all the guys check out my rack!

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  36. I lick my beautiful tits all the time OMG! :)~
    Im not a slut I swear.. LOLZ, Im thinking about gettin my tits bigger this month, what do you think spursie?

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  37. hey elvie, do you ever let random men lick your tits for a sonoran dog?

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  38. LOLZ, haha no silly :)~ but I do let them spit on my titties with there sonoron dogz! teehee:/

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  39. eewww...is their spit all clumpy like oatmeal?

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  40. OMGZ! LOLZ your nasty! no its not :( its salty though.

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  41. BTW - ANON: funny ass shit there

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  42. hey now. im not funny as in ha ha funny, im funny as in gay funny.

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  43. uh oh...i think its a dead thread.

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  44. R.I.P. - This thread

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  45. "so where is that pam broad? did she go to the blackjack tables to give handjobs under the table?"

    I think she got a call and was cast in a blockbuster movie Anonymous. I mean, she's a celeb.

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  46. I don't think I have a favorite Easter candy kinkyb!tch. Do you?

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  47. i wonder how her fame is doing in vegas?

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  48. "Im thinking about gettin my tits bigger this month, what do you think spursie?"

    No, I don't think you should do that. They are big enough.

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  49. I think it was Drew who was the name jacker Wopness.

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  50. I don't know how her "fame" is going Anonymous, but she needs to make a video sometime soon letting us know what's going on.

    I know you are aware that she was flown out (on a private jet I'm sure) to Arizona to shoot a film.

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  51. ugh...is that why we had a brown cloud the other day?

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  52. That's funny. Her movie is coming out in September I believe. I know you can' wait.

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  53. What's going on Giraffe? And date tales to tell us about?

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  54. What pictures? I want to see pictures!

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  55. Did your dog make his escape yet?

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  56. RQ must not know that I am bad about checking my email.

    And no, my puppy loves me and he is puppy pad trained. I feel like I ripped off the poor original owners of the puppy since he is so cute and good. They should've charged me so much more.

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  57. Yes, they were charging $200 and I told them I would come get the puppy right away if they accept $150 and they did. They really could've got at least $300. Little did they know I would've paid $200.

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  58. Oooooo, what a negotiator you are. You should handle hostage situations.

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  59. Thanks, now I know exactly how to find that path!

    It's not that I am a good negotiator but they didn't even attempt to put up a fight. They could've at least tried for $175.

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  60. They probably just felt sorry for you. They probably thought, "No way anybody hangs out with this fuck, let's give her a break and give her someone who would like her no matter what."

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  61. Anon has a kid... that is sad.. he probably makes his kid study sourmath.com

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  62. Same comments, different day. Boring.

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  63. I just wanted to see if you were paying attention.

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  64. but he hasn't said...

    Awful, DG, just awful.

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  65. my comments are disappearing..

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  66. Do you guys think Drew is in prison for illegally charging 2,000 worth of hookers and h2's on the company's account?

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  67. I don't know what happened to Drew Astrid. It really sucks he still hasn't posted his vacation pics, unless he really didn't go.

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  68. what happened to my comment spurs???

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  69. None of my comments are showing now... I am not really that upset, spurs. I just thought it was weird, and I thought you deleted my comment for some reason.. LOL

    Just cheer up... tosh.o comes on tomorrow

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  70. Well, on the number of comments your comments are showing as appearing, but on here for some reason they are not.

    And it pisses me off that the pricks still haven't fixed it.

    Are you logged on?

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  71. maybe it's just google accounts

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  72. Well, that sucks. Maybe they'll appear soon.

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  73. It is anonymous. I've gone over to the blogger help board and people are bitching about it.

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  74. Yea.. as an Anon my comments show up and I see DG's

    For some reason I see yours spurs, but I don't see my own google's

    Astrid

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  75. could it be that they are doing maintenance on the google accounts?? ****hopefully

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  76. They said they've been working on it for awhile.

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  77. I can't sleep again..

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  78. I need to make an appt with the doctor for some more medicine..

    but I noticed the comments are appearing again.. yayy

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  79. And yeah, your comments are appearing. That's cool.

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  80. I am watching the news because nothing else is on..

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  81. I'm watching that movie Bully. Have you ever seen it?

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  82. I have never heard of it

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  83. It's pretty messed up. It's based on a true story.

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  84. it's not a funny movie? haha

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  85. I want to see Hot Tub Time Machine..

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  86. Really? You think you'll see it?

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  87. It looks funny... plus it has John Cusack in it and it's the 80's again..

    I think the previews look funny.. especially when the guy finds out that his mom was a bar whore and she is drunk, flirting with him

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  88. I looked Bully up on imbd and somebody's review was TOTALLY UNREALISTIC.. I am guessing it's kind of a disappointment

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  89. I didn't think it was a disappointment.

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  90. So do you think you'll see Hot Tub Time Machine this weekend or what?

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  91. I think I will try to go to bed... good luck with your inability to sleep

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  92. Gee, thanks Astrid.

    But good night and sweet dreams.

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  93. I work all weekend... I have no life, but I'll have to make time when Eclipse comes out..

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  94. Oh, of course. How could you not?

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  95. haha.. see I am nice to give you opportunities to make fun of me like


    I also want to see The Last Airbender... I am interested in how that will turn out...

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  96. I haven't heard of that movie.

    And I'm just giving you a hard time. Frankly I think the Twilight series is the best movie series of all time.

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  97. It's a trilogy by M Nightshamula.... it's based on the carton Avatar The Last Airbender

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  98. That actually sounds pretty interesting.

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  99. ok.. I am seriously going to bed this time..

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  100. Funny. Yeah, I think I need to go to bed as well.

    Good night.

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  101. Astrid will dream of me tonight........

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