Friday, March 5, 2010
The Creepiest Commercial Ever Made. Courtesy of IHOP
Who in their right mind would have wanted to eat there after watching that?
And I know my family and I used to run around with balloons all the time. We'd work up an appetite and then go eat.
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Hey looks like the first upskirt pic at the end the lady in orange skirt
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Q? I didn't notice that.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know that ihop has been around that long. I worked as a waitress there for a couple months while I was in high school. I really sucked at that job.
ReplyDeletefrom Prior post:
ReplyDelete"The Anointed One said...
FYI, if your whore daughter accidentally gets knocked up by Mandingo, I have some pork barrel clauses in My health care plan were we will fund her sticking a clothe hanger in this innocent child's brain there for killing it."
It costs $350-$1000 for an abortion... to raise a child without special needs it costs $9-$18k a year... this does not include the $9-$17k it cost for an uncomplicated delivery, or $14-$25k if c-section is performed (approx 30% of all US deliveries are c-sections). Not only that, most of the abortions covered are for women who either cannot carry to term without significant risks to their health or because the child is going to have significant health problems, their healtcare costs will be 10x these amounts, who do you think is going to foot the bill?
STFU and learn how to spell while you are at it you illiterate degenerate (pretty sure that was Drew's post)
I worked at Olive Garden for a month... I sucked too.
ReplyDeleteIt was the 60s, everyone was high and had the munchies so I'm sure this commercial was good for business.
ReplyDeleteI personally only enjoy IHOP during the Christmas season. They have pecan pie pancakes that are delicious!
Elfie, how is your mouth today?
ReplyDeleteIt is fantastic! Thanks for asking.
ReplyDeleteElfie,
ReplyDeleteIs it true that most of the food at Olive Garden is frozen? I've heard this more than once.
Yep it's true, it comes in littel packages and they just drop it in boiling water then plate it.
ReplyDeleteWhat a scam! They charge too much for frozen dinners. No wonder I've never really liked it other than the breadsticks and salad.
ReplyDeleteSPURS! for the love of lipgloss fix this! Why couldn't you get me that as a present?
ReplyDeleteAnd did you get that pic? Do you think you look like him?
I like their soup, salad and breadsticks but everything else is not very good... oh and I like their drinks but they no longer sell the one I really liked (Berry granita)
ReplyDeleteListening to this:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKRJo_UJHvg
"Easy now, need for you ta go down... I'm tellin you to hit that" haha
DG:
ReplyDeleteWhy did you suck at the job?
"It costs $350-$1000 for an abortion... to raise a child without special needs it costs $9-$18k a year... this does not include the $9-$17k it cost for an uncomplicated delivery, or $14-$25k if c-section is performed (approx 30% of all US deliveries are c-sections). Not only that, most of the abortions covered are for women who either cannot carry to term without significant risks to their health or because the child is going to have significant health problems, their healtcare costs will be 10x these amounts, who do you think is going to foot the bill?
ReplyDeleteSTFU and learn how to spell while you are at it you illiterate degenerate (pretty sure that was Drew's post)"
Nice rant Streets.
"What a scam! They charge too much for frozen dinners."
ReplyDeleteScam indeed. I didn't know Olive Garden did that.
you should be listening to this and thinking of me.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch#!videos=XTYgpauJymY&v=sgDgwxkeADo
Yes kinkyb!tch, I got the pic.
ReplyDeleteSo kinkyb!tch, only a couple of more days till the big day. You excited?
ReplyDeleteI like this David Guetta song better:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhldkEc8yyY&feature=related
oh crap..that one is not safe for work!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch#!playnext=1&playnext_from=TL&videos=XTYgpauJymY&v=mPDO2cOOtgA
I do agree with your rant Elfie.
ReplyDeleteAnd I see it's DJ time again.
I hated kissing ass for a living. I just couldn't do it.
ReplyDeleteBut in other news, in this short period of time of commenting, I think I'm going to Vegas April 1-4. I will be creating The Hangover 2.
"I hated kissing ass for a living."
ReplyDeleteNo way.
And what made you think to go to Vegas?
Some friends are going and told me about it on fb just now. I wouldn't be missing work at all but I would be ditching school.
ReplyDeletetake me DG!
ReplyDeleteSpurs-I am actually not that excited right now. But give me a minute and perhaps I will be.
KB, Skeets:
ReplyDeleteHave you two ever thought about being professional DJ's?
Facebook friends!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou have to go!!!!!!
Kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteSo does The Warden have a big day planned?
I really wish you could just paste the actually video in the comment because I'm too lazy to copy and paste to find out what the both of you are listening to.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, will you work on this please and have it up and running by 3pm today? Thanks. Also, couldn't you run to Starbucks and get me a large nonfat sugarfree vanilla latte?
Are you still having trouble with the comments? I mean, your comments do appear. Maybe this is teaching your patience DG.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, let me call the airport and have them get the plane ready so I can make a Starbucks run for you.
So how is class going anyway?
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteAll 70 friends I have on FB I know in real life. I'm not one of those lame friend collectors.
You don't have 70 real life friends. No way.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't think 7 people like you, 70 is just being ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteyeah spurs, and thats just it..dont be surprising me with stuff on MY bday weekend. So inconsiderate. I think Im going to food poison him later so he cant come out tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteSometimes the comment thing comes up and then it goes away. I still say someone at Blogger is pissed at you and is doing it on purpose.
About 20 of them are people I work with and I like every last one of them. Another 20 are family. And the other 30 are friends that go back all the way to grade school and up.
ReplyDeleteWhich class are you referring to? School or yoga? School is alright but yoga class I'm leaving in 10 minutes for.
Kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'd food poison him for sure.
DG:
ReplyDeleteSchool. And I thought your class lasted awhile today?
Oh, and family and co-workers don't count as friends dipshit.
Yeah, Blogger is pissed. Do they not realize having a conversation on here is a pain in the ass with these glitches.
ReplyDeleteBut I still think spurs is behind this because he wants to make it impossible for us to get the 200/400 comment.
okay, since you think so this confirms I should do it.
ReplyDeleteLook, I still don't see why you two are bitching. I mean, don't you see your comments are appearing?
ReplyDeleteDo you have life insurance on The Warden kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteDG said...
ReplyDeleteBut I still think spurs is behind this because he wants to make it impossible for us to get the 200/400 comment.
I agree. Otherwise he'd be all over trying to fix it, this is his livelihood, running this blog. We busted you, Spurs. Fine, we won't get the 200/400 spot anymore. Geez.
I'm not good about showing up for Biology because I don't learn anything from the teacher. I realize I do better by just reading the book. It's not like she answers questions if you don't understand something so I don't see the point of showing up for the class. Part of me wants to drop it but part of me wants to keep taking a test without her help.
ReplyDeleteYou two are some high maintenance hoes. I mean, you can see your comments right?
ReplyDeleteSPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteDo you have life insurance on The Warden kinkyb!tch?
yes. Don't tempt me. I've placed those thoughts far, far away in my brain and they've stayed there for a good amount of time.
You know I'd get away with it, too. I'll tell you his name so you can google it randomly and will know when it happens.
Delete this comment when it does though, k? Thanks.
"Part of me wants to drop it but part of me wants to keep taking a test without her help."
ReplyDeleteI hear you. I'd stay in the class.
They don't show up for 5 minutes sometimes.
ReplyDeleteSPurs, calm down. I said it SOMETIMES happens. Right now is not one of those times. Earlier, it was.
ReplyDeleteDon't make me poison you with antifreeze/blue Gatorade first.
Well DG, I'm responding to your comments. And it's google, not me. I'm sure the huge inconvencience will be fixed soon.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to see Alice in Wonderland in 3D tonight!!! I know all of you envy me now for reading that.
ReplyDeleteKinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteA troll like you isn't smart enough to poison me.
DG:
ReplyDeleteThat's cool. From what I've read, it's not that great. I'm interested in hearing your opinion on it.
you may as well keep it if you need it for your major, DG. Better to get it over with now.
ReplyDeleteWhere do you do your yoga at? I've been wanting to do one of those classes since I saw JohnJay VanEs tout it. He does all kinds of cool stuff, I do everything he says.
I'm going to see that, too!
ReplyDeleteBut I'm not excited about it like I was before.
I think Doug's depression is rubbing off on me?
Doug's depression is probably rubbing off on your whole neighborhood kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteSPurs, what would you suggest besides Alice? Something that already was released is fine also.
ReplyDeleteHow about Shutter Island?
ReplyDeleteI heard it was bad.
ReplyDeleteI still haven't started the book either.
I go to the same place as him. It's at Tatum and Thunderbird in PV.
ReplyDeleteI will talk to you guys later!
DG out.
You heard Shutter Island was bad? Really?
ReplyDeleteI heard shutter island was good.
ReplyDeleteLater DG.
ReplyDeleteReally liked the "DG out" too.
Thanks!
ReplyDeleteDG out again.....
Officially.
I should be a DJ, I have stellar musical taste.
ReplyDeleteand as for my rant? Glad you agree, I totally needed validation for my opinion.
the 2 people that told me it was dumb are dumb themselves. Maybe you have to be smart to like it?
ReplyDeleteIf so, I'm good.
DG, have fun at yoga!
Oh, it's "official" now.
ReplyDeleteLegit.
"Glad you agree, I totally needed validation for my opinion."
ReplyDeleteYou did from me smartass Skeets.
"the 2 people that told me it was dumb are dumb themselves. Maybe you have to be smart to like it?"
ReplyDeleteSave your money then, you won't like it.
there are no good movies out..stoopid.
ReplyDeletewhat is Brooklyns Finest? Someone google it for me and give me a briefing.
elfie-I remember that freak Kid Corona. There was another one who used to do that underage girl stuff with my older sister/my cousin, his name on the radio I could swear was Paco. Ruben S. (fat fuck) likes em young as well.
Shuddup, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteI was a bit scared after I saw Mr. Brooks, I don't think I could handle Shutter Island.
So I take it you slept with Paco kinkyb!tch? We all know you like the pedos.
ReplyDeleteWhat was Mr. Brooks? Wasn't that with Costner?
ReplyDeleteCorrection-the pedos liked me.
ReplyDeleteI really want to contact him somehow and ask him all about his charges. I am so nosey, but I work it to make it look like I am there for support. I bet he would tell me everything.
Then I would come back here and we could make it into a post.
You talking about Ruben S?
ReplyDeleteNo, Gary Glitter.
ReplyDeleteI'm starting to get in the zone here..when I get like this I can't let my ideas go easily. How should I contact him, Spurs? Via FB? Go to his house?
You sent me a pic of Garry Glitter, how about we just post that? Unless you want to do an in depth thing, which I don't think is necessary.
ReplyDeleteKB~ You grew up in Phx and not Tucson right. They all three worked in both places. Those nasty fat fucks... they are all predators.
ReplyDeleteThis girl named Brandy did sleep with Kid Corona a few years after I knew him (so she was probably 15?) She said he had a small crooked dick. I also heard later from several people that he was passing around the HSV2 yo.
ReplyDeleteIs this Kid Corona clown famous around that area?
ReplyDeletePhoenix? Fuck that, I'm a real thug, I grew up in Grandel (glendale). What's up now, white girl? But yeah, same DJs. Gross. I laughed when Kid, Ruben, and (also fat) Corina got fired for embezzlement. They were lucky they didn't get arrested, unless they did and it was hidden.
ReplyDeleteSpurs-no, I think I will hunt him down and strike up a deep convo. I must know what happened, and Wop couldn't pull the details for some reason.
You do that kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteSounds like it Streets.
ReplyDeleteForgive me kinkyb!tch. I didn't think you were actually serious. Good luck badass.
ReplyDeleteThis is a funny site... I once saw my old boss on it.
ReplyDeletewww.dontdatehimgirl.com
I love that site!
ReplyDeleteI think I will add Gary Glitter to it. Hahaha! His mugshot pic will do great on there.
haha and I just found my friends little brother on there, that little manwhore!
ReplyDeleteTalk about a Player Hatin' site.
ReplyDeleteElfie, what did your boss do?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I bet they have one for men to add stuff. You crybabies would, too.
I wouldn't ever put up anything on a site like that.
ReplyDeleteActually, I'd probably put you up on it.
Spurs, my sweet innocence would shine through and everyone would know you were just hatin'.
ReplyDeleteNot the way I'd write it up.
ReplyDeleteElfie you should add House of Pain to that site.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I only date outside of my area/zipcode, so even if you did place an ad, I'm good.
ReplyDeleteThere's an idea Streets.
ReplyDeleteThat's right, I forgot how you roll.
ReplyDeletehttp://dontdatehimgirl.com/posts/25601/3/ this is my former boss.
ReplyDeleteThat would be pretty funny but I'm not bitter about house of pain I would like to spread the stories of his weirdness all over the land though.
Damn Streets, your ex boss really made someone bitter.
ReplyDeleteanother site I like is www.textsfromlastnight.com
ReplyDeleteYeah he was a man slut and f'd with the nastiest of bias at work... I mean the nastiest of the nasty.
ReplyDeleteHow long did you work for him?
ReplyDeletei have a feeling that john wayne gacy was involved in the making of this commercial.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Anonymous. Good point. And what did you think of one of the chipmunks doing the voice over?
ReplyDeleteWhat's even more shocking is someone thought it would be a good idea for those prick chipmunks to make a Christmas album.
ReplyDeletei remember my younger brother and sister used to watch that chipmunk cartoon and i hated it so much that i would hop on my motorcycle and leave for the next 30 minutes.
ReplyDeleteand every year without fail, some radio dj thinks it would be cool to play the entire album.
ReplyDeleteFunny. Here they just play a song or two, but that's enough for me to want to break the speakers in my car.
ReplyDeleteLike a year Spurs, he was my supervisor when I worked for WAMU.
ReplyDeleteHe ever hit on you Streets?
ReplyDeletei also hate the dogs barking christmas songs.
ReplyDeleteDon't know if I've heard those.
ReplyDeleteconsider yourself lucky. so, have you converted to socialism yet? just kidding.
ReplyDeleteI hate "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer". Actually I despise Christmas music in general, especially now that stores start playing it in mid October.
ReplyDeleteFunny. Not yet Anonymous. But I see where the true definition of it would be a good practice.
ReplyDeleteI hate "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer". Actually I despise Christmas music in general, especially now that stores start playing it in mid October.
ReplyDeletecbt, where you been?
ReplyDeleteit posted twice?
ReplyDeleteNo Spurs, I was most defintely out of his league and he never aimed high.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on CBT?
ReplyDelete"I hate "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"."
Same here bud.
I've been dealing with bullshit for a couple of days. BMD stuff.
ReplyDeleteBaby Mama Drama?
ReplyDeleteI remembered CBT.
"No Spurs, I was most defintely out of his league and he never aimed high."
ReplyDeleteSmooth way of putting it Skeets.
And you know who texting me from Vegas at 4AM.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteBaby Mama Drama?
I remembered CBT."
Yeah. I adopted Wop's acronym for it.
yeah, not only are you an employee but also an owner. you would have just as much say so as the 'boss' and would share in the stock options too.
ReplyDeleteis pam still under the impression that shes getting married to don king?
ReplyDelete"And you know who texting me from Vegas at 4AM."
ReplyDeleteYep, better than 5:00-6:30 though.
Bullshit.
"is pam still under the impression that shes getting married to don king?"
ReplyDeleteNo, it's David Beckham.
That's funny Anonymous. Deceiving indeed.
ReplyDeleteoh yeah yeah yeah. david beckham, i forgot. so have they already bought a house yet? i mean, who doesnt get married and buy a house together within 45 minutes of meeting each other?
ReplyDeleteI just got back from Little Rock, again, twice in a week. I've had very little sleep, a lot of aggravation and I'm tired as hell. I'm gonna go get a burger and a beer or two and go to the house and crash, right after I return a couple of messages from pain in the ass clients who aren't smart enough to call my motherfucking cell number. I put the fucker on my business card for a reason.
ReplyDeleteThey actually bought a hotel in Vegas Anonymous.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDelete"And you know who texting me from Vegas at 4AM."
Yep, better than 5:00-6:30 though.
Bullshit."
I assume you were getting the same stuff I was, then?
a hotel huh? maybe they should invest in that condo complex being built on the strip. i mean, theyve been together for about a week now right? its time to step up the game.
ReplyDeleteLater y'all. I gotta go see a man about a mule.
ReplyDeleteYou'd assume right CBT. She just mass texts everyone the same shit to see who will bite off on it. Sometimes she'll throw in a first name so it seems personal.
ReplyDeletelater cbt.
ReplyDelete"maybe they should invest in that condo complex being built on the strip. i mean, theyve been together for about a week now right? its time to step up the game."
ReplyDeleteI agree. Slackers.
was she texting about having found a cure for the swine flu?
ReplyDeleteNo, it was the cure for AIDS Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteman, shes one smart egg. thats for sure. i wonder if shes really batman too?
ReplyDeleteNo, she's Catwoman.
ReplyDeletei remember when she reveled to us that we are living in a matrix program. i shit my pants when i found out.
ReplyDelete"i remember when she reveled to us that we are living in a matrix program."
ReplyDeleteWhen did she do that?
a couple of months ago. she asked how do we know if any of this is even real? or something to that effect. i havent spoken to the oracle since then so my memory is kinda fuzzy. maybe i need an upgrade.
ReplyDeleteYou do need an upgrade. You need to keep up with Pam.
ReplyDeleteimpossible to keep up with her. i have a feeling shes the architect of the matrix. thats like trying to outsmart algae.
ReplyDeleteok guys...i gotta go. be back later.
ReplyDelete"outsmart algae."
ReplyDeleteFunny.
Later on man.
ReplyDelete"You'd assume right CBT. She just mass texts everyone the same shit to see who will bite off on it. Sometimes she'll throw in a first name so it seems personal."
ReplyDeleteShe's never texted me at an obscene hour, Ever...
Really Streets?
ReplyDeleteHaha I just watched the video for this post. My guess is it's an subliminal anti-drug message, a reenactment of a bad LSD trip.
ReplyDeleteReally, truly Spurs. Not that I want her to start.. I do not. Besides if she did it once she would never do it again, I am a mean bitch when awoken from my beauty sleep.
ReplyDelete"My guess is it's an subliminal anti-drug message, a reenactment of a bad LSD trip."
ReplyDeleteYou might be onto something there.
I'm going to tell Pam that you are a night owl and enjoy late night messages.
ReplyDeleteOMG!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDid everyone get my text?
I am getting freaking married!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd the guy is a professional foosball players waterboy!!!!
We are looking at wallpaper today so we can redecorate his room that he rents from his parents!!!
Awesome. What's up SPAMela? How have you been?
ReplyDeleteCongrats. He seems like a catch Pam.
ReplyDeleteI have already learned how to make Gatorade from the powder stuff!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG!!!
LOL!!!
Im famous!!!
So what have you two been doing in Vegas other than looking at wallpaper?
ReplyDeleteI didn't know that there was such a thing as powdered Gatorade!
ReplyDeleteIt's been around for awhile now SPAM.
ReplyDeleteWell, we have also been looking at drive-thru chapels and we are looking for a decent drive-thru fast food place for the reception.
ReplyDeleteHilarious. I see you two are going all out. I'd recommend Taco Bell.
ReplyDeleteWe have thought about Taco Bell but he has an allergy to lettuce and tomato and beef and chicken and pork and tortillas and cheese. So we are pretty much stuck with the Cinny Twists on the menu.
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I recommend Jack in the box cause then your "guests" can choose to have either breakfast or dinner.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. Maybe just have booze and Gatorade at the reception SPAM.
ReplyDeleteThere you go Streets. And you can DJ the event.
ReplyDeleteRight now he is at a big meeting with "The Stinger".
ReplyDeleteSpamela~ So he's off taking it up the ass?
ReplyDeleteWho's "The Stinger?"
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!
ReplyDeleteXYZ!!!
ABC!!!
"The Stinger" is ONLY the soft tip dart runner-up of Gillys. DUH!!!
ReplyDeleteShit, my bad. I'm kind of out of the loop of dart players ever since I quite the tour.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!
ReplyDeleteShow me your butt!!!!
Who's but do you want to see? Elfie's?
ReplyDelete*butt*
ReplyDeleteWhoever wipes the best!!!
ReplyDeleteI wipe from back to front. Is that bad?
Sometimes I sniff the paper. Is that bad?
ReplyDeleteWell, I don't think it's good.
ReplyDeleteWhy do you say that?
ReplyDeleteYou sniff your own used toilet paper, and you have to ask why I don't think it's good?
ReplyDeleteUh, I have to go! Byyyeeee!
ReplyDeleteLater on SPAM. Glad you came by.
ReplyDeleteSpam is worse than Cadamino Man.
ReplyDeleteElfie, your old boss is beat.
200!
ReplyDeleteToday felt harder than the other days. I don't think I had enough water before class started.
ReplyDeleteLesson learned.
Oh yeah? Feeling pretty drained or what?
ReplyDeleteNot now. Just during class I was getting dizzy like the first day.
ReplyDeleteYeah he was definitely beat... the word 5-head/receeding hairline EVER. He is only 2 yrs older than I am and even back then was beat as duck.
ReplyDeleteSo when do you plan on taking another class DG?
ReplyDelete"Beat as duck?"
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty beat.
I learned that lesson too DG, f you don't drink enough water prior you feel really crappy afterwards.
ReplyDeleteNo, afterwards I felt fine it was just the dizziness that got me during the first half. That was my 6th class so I thought I was over the dizziness.
ReplyDeleteBut I'm going tomorrow.
You are like a Yogi now DG.
ReplyDeleteI am. I will be an instructor soon.
ReplyDelete