Wednesday, March 24, 2010

George Bush wipes handshake off on Bill Clinton's shirt



Maybe Kanye was right after all.
Posted by SPURS FAN at 12:34 PM

397 comments:

  1. kbMarch 24, 2010 at 3:09 PM

    Happy Birthday, BH!! :)

    it was probably just sweat. I've done stuff like that when I've shook a muggy hand. No biggie, except to the person who got the salty sweat wiped on him.

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  2. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 3:26 PM

    happy birthday bh. i rarely shake hands myself because i dont know where the other persons hand has been. and in a country like that in their situation hygiene is not on the top of their list. he should have had more couth and just wiped his hand on his own pants.

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  3. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 4:07 PM

    Well, you never do know where Bill's had his hand...

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  4. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 4:09 PM

    Happy Birthday BH. I hope you have La Migra free day.

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  5. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 4:12 PM

    What's up kinkyb!tch, anonymous?

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  6. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 4:12 PM

    I just thought it was funny that he wiped it on Clinton's shirt.

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  7. ElfieMarch 24, 2010 at 4:14 PM

    Bush has the mental maturity of an 8 yr old child, I have defintely been grossed the flip out when I shook someone's hand that was sweaty but I usually just try not to touch anything until I can wash it off.
    I purposely put my hnds in my pockets or behind my back when talking to customers because I do not want them to try to initiate the shake.

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  8. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 4:14 PM

    I usually put my hands in my pants Skeets.

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  9. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 4:15 PM

    So are you in a better mood today?

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  10. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 4:15 PM

    "and in a country like that in their situation hygiene is not on the top of their list"

    What makes you think that Anonymous?

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  11. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 4:16 PM

    who the hell would want to touch those filthy animals?

    Also who would want to touch those africans either?

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  12. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 4:17 PM

    I don't think Haiti is a part of Africa Evil.

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  13. kbMarch 24, 2010 at 4:22 PM

    I bet you do keep them in your pants, Spurs.
    Did you watch Lost last night?

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  14. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 4:24 PM

    No, I didn't watch it kinkyb!tch. I take it you did?

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  15. kbMarch 24, 2010 at 4:27 PM

    Yes of course, you know I love that show. It made me cry a little bit at the end.
    I also watched 16 & Pregnant so I could be cool like Elfie. Those chicks upset me a bit, but one did give her kid up for adoption, so that was nice. That made me cry a little bit as well.
    I am way too soft for TV.
    Did you watch anything cool, Spursy?

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  16. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 4:28 PM

    So was the last episode last night or what? And I didn't watch anything exciting.

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  17. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 4:34 PM

    well, with the earthquake cleanup still continuing and really no running water and possibly no indoor plumbing...just kinda makes you wonder.

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  18. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 4:35 PM

    That's a good point. I was being sarcastic, I was thinking even without the earthquake it probably isn't the most sanitary place around.

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  19. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 4:37 PM

    Thoughtful, but I thought you were racist Evil? Why would you want to bang some black women?

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  20. kbMarch 24, 2010 at 4:38 PM

    No Spurs, this episode was all about Richard-how he got to the island, how he was able to never age, and what choices he made when presented with too good to be true opportunities.
    There are 7 episodes left now until the finale. You still have time to catch up and join in.

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  21. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 4:41 PM

    How was this jackass Richard able to never age?

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  22. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 4:51 PM

    maybe hes really ralph macchio?

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  23. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 4:58 PM

    Haiti is nastier than Africa.

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  24. kbMarch 24, 2010 at 4:59 PM

    Because Jacob granted him that wish, Spurs. Duh.

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  25. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 5:00 PM

    "maybe hes really ralph macchio?"

    That's funny man.

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  26. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 5:00 PM

    You think Haiti is worse than Africa CBT?

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  27. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 5:00 PM

    Spurs, I love kb and Elfie both to death, but please stop encouraging them to share episodes of "Lost" and whatever the name of that pregnant teenager show is. I spent 18 months of the last 4 years dealing with pregnant teenagers.

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  28. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 5:00 PM

    Oh, Jacob did? Shit, I don't even know what I was thinking asking that question.

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  29. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 5:01 PM

    CBT:

    I only do that so it makes them feel like they actually know something.

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  30. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 5:02 PM

    "SPURS FAN said...

    You think Haiti is worse than Africa CBT?"

    Well, it really depends on the part of Africa. The white south isn't bad, but the equatorial part is a lot like Haiti, as far as the people are concerned.

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  31. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 5:02 PM

    CBT, this pregnant teenagers you are referring to? Are they your babies mamas? (gay)

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  32. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 5:03 PM

    I've read where the white people in South Africa are being fucked up by the blacks.

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  33. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 5:03 PM

    *these* preganant teenagers

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  34. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 5:03 PM

    There isn't a white south in Africa anymore. Rhodesia is Zimbabwe now and the kaffirs took over South Africa.

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  35. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 5:05 PM

    "SPURS FAN said...

    CBT, this pregnant teenagers you are referring to? Are they your babies mamas?"

    I think knocking up a pair of 19 year old girls kinda negates any gay reference there Spurs.

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  36. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 5:07 PM

    I guess the ultimate proof of heterosexuality would be fucking RQ, though. You'd really have to be unquestionably into pussy to stick your dick in that.

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  37. kbMarch 24, 2010 at 5:20 PM

    ceebs, is that how young you go-19?

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  38. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 5:37 PM

    It might "negate" the gay reference CBT, but it doesn't the perv references that's for sure. It fuels them actually.

    So thanks.

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  39. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 5:38 PM

    He's gone younger kinkyb!tch.

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  40. kbMarch 24, 2010 at 5:44 PM

    yeah, I'm with Sours on this one, Ceebs. 19 year olds are babies. You are a serious perv and should seek out friendship with Gary Glitter. I'll forward you his contact info.

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  41. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 5:46 PM

    Him and Glitter would end up in prison within two weeks of that introducton.

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  42. kbMarch 24, 2010 at 5:49 PM

    Yes, but then we could post both of their mugshots on here afterwards.
    You see how I am always looking out for potential post ideas for you?

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  43. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 5:50 PM

    You are kinkyb!tch, that is very thoughtful of you.

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  44. kbMarch 24, 2010 at 5:51 PM

    that pic I sent you-that was someone in line in front of me at Walmart the other day. I should submit it to that site People of Walmart. She was so gross. Her boyfriend was eyeballing me when I took out my phone, I was kinda scared at first to take the pic cause he looked kinda thuggish, I didn't want to get shanked for taking a pic of a fool, but I chanced it anyway.
    I live on the edge on like that.

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  45. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 5:54 PM

    That is nuts. You are like a daredevil kinkyb!tch.

    EvilKnievelb!tch should be your name.

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  46. kbMarch 24, 2010 at 6:06 PM

    don't tempt me spurs..I already googled pics for my avatar if I did change my name..
    I will attempt to have some self control (for once) and not do it though.

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  47. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 6:08 PM

    I imagine they were some crazy Easter pics.

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  48. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 6:29 PM

    That's pretty messed up Evil.

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  49. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 6:43 PM

    speaking of cross breeding, did you hear that a 'new' human ancestor was found?

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100324/ap_on_sc/us_sci_human_ancestor

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  50. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 6:46 PM

    That's pretty interesting.

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  51. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 6:48 PM

    maybe evolution can be proven once and for all?

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  52. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 6:49 PM

    That's what I was thinking. But it will take awhile to actually get a final finding.

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  53. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 6:49 PM

    I love W!!

    2012 his brother is going to clean house!

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  54. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 6:50 PM

    What's going on Anonymous?

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  55. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 6:50 PM

    Oh and what's up Sluts,, Spurz your comment posting or whatever is still fucked up.

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  56. DGMarch 24, 2010 at 6:50 PM

    I want to see the pic kb sent to you.

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  57. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 6:51 PM

    I'll post it soon DG.

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  58. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 6:51 PM

    Not much spurs whats up with you. How's Texas?

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  59. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 6:52 PM

    Texas is cool. How's Florida?

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  60. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 6:52 PM

    What did KB send you a pic of

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  61. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 6:52 PM

    Some chick she saw in Walmart.

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  62. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 6:53 PM

    Weather's been pretty nice this week.. That's about it over here. Isn't that slut fat drew suppose to be creeping somewhere around Miami right now? You know with his NASA chick

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  63. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 6:54 PM

    Yep, they are in the Miami area.

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  64. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 6:57 PM

    He left a comment last night saying he spent like $180 on her, and today he's going to "smash her."

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  65. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 6:58 PM

    CBT said:

    "I spent 18 months of the last 4 years dealing with pregnant teenagers."

    Were they your girlfriends?? I am not asking to fuck with you either. I just want to know if the rumors are true..

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  66. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 7:00 PM

    Anonymous, Jeb's already said repeatedly he has no intention of running in 2012. Even if he does, he'll never make it past the primary. After W, no Bush will be president again. 2012 is very likely to be the year of the independent. The Republican Party is in shambles and the Democrats will be, too, after a couple of more years of Obama.

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  67. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 7:00 PM

    It's not "rumors" Astrid. It's facts. He's creepy and a perv.

    The End.

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  68. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 7:00 PM

    i bet drew has already overdrawn his debit cards. he needs to think of a new scam A.S.A.P.!

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  69. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 7:01 PM

    He's probably already scooped her credit cards Anonymous.

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  70. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 7:01 PM

    I think that is really funny about the new human ancestor. It was found in Siberia. I know there is a crazy Siberian scientist who wants to prove life started in Siberia. I bet he is excited about this.. nobody in the science world really takes him seriously though ..

    It would be crazy if he turns out to be right..

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  71. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 7:02 PM

    I will never vote for another Bush again Anon... sorry, but no

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  72. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 7:02 PM

    Yes Astrid, they were.

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  73. DGMarch 24, 2010 at 7:03 PM

    Did you hear about that 16 yr old that got stabbed in the head with a 10 inch knife and survived?

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  74. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 7:04 PM

    according to history humans started in africa. i personally dont believe it myself either. also, hello astrid.

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  75. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 7:06 PM

    Where did that happen DG?

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  76. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 7:06 PM

    CBT you are so wrong on this. Don't believe every thing you read. You'll see. Oh and he'll get the votes. Blah blah blah W ruined it. No he didn't. W - was a solid two term prez. Obama's one and done.. Palin's not going to be our next prez,, Jeb Bush 2012

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  77. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 7:08 PM

    Spurs, it's odd that young women find me to be neither creepy or a perv. Every one of the young women I've been with have either approached me or made it clear to me that they were approachable. Most have been introduced to me by mutual aquaintences. I don't run around hitting on every chick I see. I don't leer or make suggestive comments to women. The only females I'm rude to are the ones that comment here.

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  78. DGMarch 24, 2010 at 7:09 PM

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,589884,00.html

    For some reason, I find it funny on why he was stabbed.

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  79. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 7:09 PM

    So Drew dropped $180 bucks on this chick last night and has rented a H2 (lame) and still hasn't closed the deal? He came on here to post while on VacA,, hahahaha,, that's kind of sad.


    Oh and who rents a fucking Hummer to impress a chick? He probably doesn't even no that Hummer went under,, there done son!

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  80. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 7:09 PM

    "Spurs, it's odd that young women find me to be neither creepy or a perv."

    Yep, you said it best. It is odd they don't find you to be creepy or a perv. Of course, $200 probably helps that out.

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  81. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 7:11 PM

    Damn, he was stabbed over a video game?

    Nice.

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  82. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 7:11 PM

    *know* haha

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  83. DGMarch 24, 2010 at 7:12 PM

    Although I find you a creepy perv CBT, I do understand what you are saying. Guys who make suggestive comments usually become annoying after 5 minutes.

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  84. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 7:12 PM

    Anonymous, I like that Drew stopped by to comment. He's entertaining, because he's like cannon fodder.

    I hope he posts some pics over at his wasteland.

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  85. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 7:13 PM

    Palin's not even a contender, she only thinks she is. Personally, I think Jeb would be a decent president, but he doesn't stand a chance in hell, ever. I know y'all love him in Florida, but no one else does. It wouldn't surprise me at all if the Dems abandon Obama and give the nomination to Hilary, especially if the econonmy really tanks.

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  86. DGMarch 24, 2010 at 7:14 PM

    I agree. I even checked his site in hopes of some pictures to laugh at and I never check his site.

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  87. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 7:15 PM

    DG:

    When you checked out his site, did you start dancing?

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  88. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 7:15 PM

    Hahaha oh you know he'll post pictures as soon as he gets a chance. He's got perfect weather for this week though that's for sure. Should have rented a new Wrangler or maybe a convertible.. Or at least something that has a sunroof. haha

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  89. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 7:16 PM

    Anonymous said...

    Nobody gives a fuck about your vote Astrid

    Jeb will...

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  90. DGMarch 24, 2010 at 7:17 PM

    I wonder how much he paid for that H2.

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  91. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 7:18 PM

    I think $1200 or 1500 for the week. He wrote how much he paid on here, but I forgot the exact amount.

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  92. DGMarch 24, 2010 at 7:19 PM

    Yes I did spurs. I also took some X too and turned on a strobe light.

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  93. DGMarch 24, 2010 at 7:20 PM

    He paid that much? What a waste of money he will owe his credit card for the next 25 years.

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  94. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 7:20 PM

    Drew said he wouldn't close the deal because he needed to "unstress."

    WTF... who is too stressed to have sex?

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  95. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 7:20 PM

    RE Drew and the Hummer; If I'm going on vacation somewhere the last fucking thing I'm doing is renting a vehicle. I'll spend the extra money to stay near the hot spot in whatever city I'm in. If I need to go further, Town Cars are as cheap as taxis and more dependable. In fact, take Town Car from the airport to the hotel, get the driver's cell number and most of the time he'll drive you around off the meter for half.

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  96. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 7:21 PM

    Drew is probably afraid to let her in his room... he is probably staying a Motel 8 or something

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  97. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 7:21 PM

    That's good you took some X DG.

    And as far as the H2? Don't knock it. If he takes a pic in front of it like a baller, it will be worth more than gold.

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  98. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 7:22 PM

    Astrid, I think he actually rented a nice place too.

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  99. DGMarch 24, 2010 at 7:25 PM

    If this girl is real, I bet he stalked her on fb/myspace and she was just trying to be nice and told him to say hi if he was ever in town. Drew jumped on the niceness and booked a flight thinking he had a chance.

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  100. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 7:25 PM

    "SPURS FAN said...

    And as far as the H2? Don't knock it. If he takes a pic in front of it like a baller, it will be worth more than gold."

    You know that's a given. He'll probably be wearing an eye patch, too.

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  101. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 7:25 PM

    That's funny DG, but I think he went to high school with her.

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  102. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 7:26 PM

    If he as a cigar, a gold chain and is doing the SGM sign, that would be priceless.

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  103. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 7:26 PM

    *has* a cigar

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  104. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 7:28 PM

    "Astrid said...
    Drew is probably afraid to let her in his room... he is probably staying a Motel 8 or something"

    No, Astrid. I understand guys like Drew because I worked with them for years. He'll be a total baller on vacation. He may have to eat Ramen noodles for the next six months because of it, but for the next week he's a high roller.

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  105. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 7:28 PM

    He went to highschool with her...

    so is she the girl he has always wanted to get but couldn't, and now he thinks he'll have a chance if he rolls up in a h2

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  106. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 7:29 PM

    i think what drew did was stalk facebook and looked for the ugliest chicks in his graduating class then messaged them, 'i always thought you were pretty.'

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  107. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 7:31 PM

    All the girls I wanted in high school that I didn't get are old, fat grandmas now. My kids are younger than their grandchildren. It pisses them off when they see me out with a girl younger than their kids. I enjoy that.

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  108. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 7:32 PM

    Craigslist whore

    was she proven to be a prostitute or was DG trying to piss him off?

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  109. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 7:32 PM

    there used to be a site where people posted nude pics of their ex. i dont remember the name but it was fucking funny.

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  110. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 7:33 PM

    Astrid:

    That was never proven 100%, but I'm pretty sure it was her.

    Nice new pic by the way.

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  111. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 7:34 PM

    so part of your behaviour is about your ego and proving something to others CBT... why can't you admit it to yourself?

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  112. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 7:34 PM

    Anonymous:

    That's a good idea for a site.

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  113. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 7:34 PM

    I think he admits that Astrid.

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  114. DGMarch 24, 2010 at 7:35 PM

    No Astrid. I really found the girl on craigslist that he posted on his site saying she won't stop calling him.

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  115. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 7:35 PM

    Did you like Inspector Gadget spurs?

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  116. DGMarch 24, 2010 at 7:36 PM

    Even if he did know her in high school she was probably just being nice by responding to his email. She didn't expect him to actually buy a ticket. Now she has been dreading this week since last month.

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  117. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 7:37 PM

    I told CBT that before and he said that wasn't the way it is... he said he just likes getting women he is attracted too

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  118. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 7:40 PM

    DG... if the girl really feels like that she'd be smart to avoid him instead of hanging with him out of pity...

    Do you think he told her that he is surgeon or something? .. haha

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  119. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 7:40 PM

    "Now she has been dreading this week since last month."

    She's probably been drinking non stop since last month too.

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  120. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 7:41 PM

    Astrid:

    Inspector Gadget?

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  121. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 7:43 PM

    "Astrid said...
    I told CBT that before and he said that wasn't the way it is... he said he just likes getting women he is attracted too"

    That's mostly the reason Astrid, but there's an element of ego involved, too.

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  122. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 7:45 PM

    Astrid said...
    "DG... if the girl really feels like that she'd be smart to avoid him instead of hanging with him out of pity...

    Do you think he told her that he is surgeon or something? .. haha"

    He probably told her he was Jeb Bush's New Jersey campaign director.

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  123. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 7:46 PM

    Spurs... you don't know Inspector Gadget?

    That is where my photo is from... it was a cool cartoon

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o1-PlON3ss

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  124. DGMarch 24, 2010 at 7:48 PM

    I had a guy from Colorado do that to me a couple years ago. He said he wanted to meet me and then I met Aspen. I told him a little about Aspen and he talked shit about him and the next day tells me he is buying a ticket to phx. I told him that was a bad idea and the next day he did and asked if I would pick him up. I told him no. Then when he was here he kept calling and texting and even asked for my address to come over. I wasn't giving that crazy ass my address.

    Guys are crazy. Give them an inch and they take a mile. They read into things that just aren't there.

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  125. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 7:48 PM

    I know of Inspector Gadget Astrid, but I didn't know that pic was from that.

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  126. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 7:49 PM

    What a burden you must go through on a daily basis with all these dweebs hitting on you DG.

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  127. DGMarch 24, 2010 at 7:50 PM

    I attract crazy people spurs. I don't know why. But I fully admit that I am attracted to dweebs as long as they can make me laugh.

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  128. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 7:53 PM

    Lovely.

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  129. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 7:55 PM

    CBT...

    Don't you know that your (ex) high school friends think you are a perv and they don't want you around their kids? They are not jealous of you, not many women are envious of ex Mrs Hogan.. It's funny you have some personal need to fill, but your not getting respect from an actual woman.

    Why do you want to fuck little girls? Are you afraid you'd have to work harder to sexually impress a more experienced woman?

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  130. DGMarch 24, 2010 at 7:56 PM

    Intelligent men are my weakness spurs. Maybe because they are such a rare find.

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  131. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 7:57 PM

    "And as far as the H2? Don't knock it. If he takes a pic in front of it like a baller, it will be worth more than gold."


    You know the first thing fat drew did was to ask the rental agent to snap a picture of him in front of the car and of course one of him in the driver seat.

    As far as the sgm sign of course.. He's probably even sporting that gay "I know Nik Richie" shirt. Hahahahaha..

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  132. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 7:58 PM

    I know of a lot of intelligent guys... maybe it's where you are

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  133. DGMarch 24, 2010 at 7:58 PM

    Astrid,

    I think part of it he is just not attracted to older women. But another part of it is older women don't need to be saved and don't need CBT's money. So they may reject him just as much as he rejects them.

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  134. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 7:59 PM

    DG, you set yourself up for a "young boy" insult with that intelligent comment, but I know those insults are getting old in your mind, so I'll pass.

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  135. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 8:00 PM

    Anonymous:

    If he's sporting the "I know Nik Richie" shirt, then that will be a classic pic indeed.

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  136. DGMarch 24, 2010 at 8:00 PM

    It very well could be Astrid. My favorite are guys from the midwest.

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  137. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 8:00 PM

    Maybe he'll make a video asking that Astronaut lady about Nik.

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  138. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 8:02 PM

    See DG? You're old. You're over 30.

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  139. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 8:03 PM

    I am more attracted to younger guys than I am to older guys, DG... but I don't want to be in a relationship with a immature asshat

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  140. DGMarch 24, 2010 at 8:03 PM

    Well spurs it is. Considering I haven't dated someone who was 22 since last July and only did that because he lied and said he was 25 in the first place.

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  141. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 8:04 PM

    Whatever you old bag.

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  142. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 8:05 PM

    Women in their 40s hit on me constantly. I usually say something like, "I bet you were hot 20 years ago. You don't have a daughter maybe 22 or so, do you?" It gets the point across.

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  143. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 8:06 PM

    There are a lot of sexy women over 30... CBT..

    Do you like your girls to look like their 12??

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  144. DGMarch 24, 2010 at 8:06 PM

    Spurs,

    You realize you just called yourself old? You are over 30.

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  145. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 8:08 PM

    *they're

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  146. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 8:11 PM

    DG:

    I really don't care if I'm considered old.

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  147. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 8:12 PM

    CBT:

    BULLSHIT.

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  148. DGMarch 24, 2010 at 8:13 PM

    Figures, since you look like you let yourself go a long, long, time ago.

    rhymed!

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  149. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 8:14 PM

    i have a feeling cbt fancies himself as the worlds most interesting man. like that guy in the dos equis commercial.

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  150. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 8:15 PM

    That was a weak rhyme DG. I rhyme all the time. I just don't feel the need to put "rhymed" anymore.

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  151. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 8:15 PM

    He probably does Anonymous. Instead of Dos Equis he drinks moonshine.

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  152. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 8:16 PM

    i was going to say he drinks used mouthwash, but moonshine works equally well.

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  153. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 8:17 PM

    Or Nyquil.

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  154. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 8:19 PM

    CBT's a legend in his own mind!

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  155. DGMarch 24, 2010 at 8:20 PM

    I wasn't trying to rhyme. It was just a coincidence.

    They should use your pic as what happens if you spend most of your adult life on drugs. You could be a savior to a few young souls.

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  156. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 8:20 PM

    I heard you can get drunk from mouthwash.. is that true? Maybe I should send that to the Myth Busters and those guys can test it..

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  157. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 8:21 PM

    Try it out Astrid Chug some mouthwash and then go smell glue.

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  158. DGMarch 24, 2010 at 8:23 PM

    That would be gross to drink a bottle of mouthwash. But I have watched someone drink a bottle of nyquil. He acted just as stupid before as he did afterward. I was hoping he would just fall asleep.

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  159. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 8:25 PM

    The way I started seeing "Flo" was one day about three weeks ago one of my clients pissed me off so I blew work off at 2:30 and went to the Arena for a few beers. There wasn't anyone in the place except me, "Flo", the bartender and a 70 year old drunk Chicago transplant. She said something like, "Are you having a bad day?" and I kinda grunted and went back to being sulled up. A little later she came back over and said, "I understand you like younger women. Ever date a 20 year old?" I said I'd done that a few times. She said, "I like older men. My last boyfriend was 33." I told her I was way the hell older than that and she said, "You're 51. I asked around. I get off at 4, wanna go get something to eat?" My day got better immediately. We went to Chili's when she got off, ate, talked for a couple of hours, I took her back to her car and went home. A couple of days later I go back to the Arena after work and she asks me if I'd like to watch a movie with her after she got off work. She came over about 11, we never put the movie in the DVD player and she's spent every night here since then.

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  160. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 8:28 PM

    You left out the part about you having a fiancee CBT.

    That makes the story even more beautiful.

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  161. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 8:29 PM

    Or unbelievable, depending on how you look at it.

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  162. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 8:29 PM

    "Astrid said...
    There are a lot of sexy women over 30... CBT..

    Do you like your girls to look like their 12??"

    I like them to look 22, Astrid.

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  163. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 8:30 PM

    "SPURS FAN said...
    You left out the part about you having a fiancee CBT.

    That makes the story even more beautiful."

    I left that part out to "Flo", too, Spurs. I gotta deal with that shortly.

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  164. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 8:32 PM

    I'm sure it will go over real well. If I were you, I'd forget about bringing that up.

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  165. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 8:33 PM

    "DG said...
    Her name is Flo. There is no such thing as a 20 yr old with that name."

    DG, her name is Mandi, yeah, with an "i". Spurs named her Flo because she's a waitress. She's also going to ASUMH, says she wants to be an anestheologist (sp?).

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  166. DGMarch 24, 2010 at 8:34 PM

    I like how CBT fantasizes about wishing something like that would happen and then types them out and POOF the story is then real.......at least in his head.

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  167. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 8:35 PM

    I think I'm going to start doing that.

    All right, here it goes:

    I'm the best looking guy in the world and I'm a millionaire. Yep, it's true now.

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  168. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 8:36 PM

    "Anonymous said...
    i have a feeling cbt fancies himself as the worlds most interesting man. like that guy in the dos equis commercial."

    Nah, not at all. I talk about stuff here that I won't in real life. I was with my second wife for 20 years and she still doesn't know I'd ever been in the Army. Neither do Erin or Mandi.

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  169. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 8:37 PM

    cbts story sounds like a 70's soft-core porn script. im surprised she didnt ask you to rub suntan lotion on her back.

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  170. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 8:40 PM

    "DG said...
    I like how CBT fantasizes about wishing something like that would happen and then types them out and POOF the story is then real.......at least in his head."

    Sorry DG, that's what happened. Like I said on here a few days ago, I'm still trying to figure out what her real agenda is. I sure don't think she was overwhelmed by my rugged good looks, only the ones 40 plus are. All the young ones want something, she just hasn't asked for whatever it is yet.

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  171. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 8:40 PM

    its like cbt is the incarnation of nostradamus.

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  172. DGMarch 24, 2010 at 8:40 PM

    Why would you not tell them you were in the army? You are the only civil war veteran left in this country. I think for that you deserve bragging rights.

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  173. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 8:42 PM

    I like them to look 22, Astrid.

    Then why do you go younger than 22? You're probably lying... you probably like them to look younger, so young that your uncomfortable with admitting how young you are attracted to

    And how do you get away with having a finance and a live in 20 y/o? Your finance never stops buy and asks whose tampons are under the sink?

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  174. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 8:43 PM

    "DG said...
    It's because people in real life know the real you so you can't attempt to bullshit them."

    I've been gone from this town since 1976, been back 16 months. I don't hang out with people I went to school with. If they remember me at all I'm just a vague memory, an old photo in from a bad hair year book.

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  175. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 8:43 PM

    All the young ones want something, she just hasn't asked for whatever it is yet.

    What have they wanted in the past?

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  176. DGMarch 24, 2010 at 8:46 PM

    She lives in GA Astrid. And he proposed because he was jealous that she was engaged to someone else. So she dumped her other fiancee, flew to Arkansas and accepted CBT's offer and then was sent back to GA never to be seen again.

    CBT, you should become a writer for soap operas.

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  177. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 8:46 PM

    "Astrid said...
    I like them to look 22, Astrid.

    Then why do you go younger than 22? You're probably lying... you probably like them to look younger, so young that your uncomfortable with admitting how young you are attracted to

    And how do you get away with having a finance and a live in 20 y/o? Your finance never stops buy and asks whose tampons are under the sink?"

    It's hard to tell the difference between 20 and 22 Astrid. My fiance is going to college in Augusta, Georgia.

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  178. DGMarch 24, 2010 at 8:49 PM

    But CBT, I thought you were friends with the sheriff who kept your deer stand story quiet? You went to high school with him, didn't you?

    Keep your stories straight.

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  179. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 8:49 PM

    "Astrid said...
    All the young ones want something, she just hasn't asked for whatever it is yet.

    What have they wanted in the past?"

    Some want money, some want not to be treated like a bitch/ho by some young boy who listened to too much rap, some want security, some want a daddy figure (that was Chaz's deal), some are just curious.

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  180. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 8:50 PM

    "It's hard to tell the difference between 20 and 22 Astrid."

    It depends on who you ask.. and you also go younger than 20. Some 18, 19 y/o's have the chests of a 14 y/o..

    If your into little girl bodies that is entirely different than liking a 20 y/o who has the same body type as some 30 y/os..... curvy hips and full boobs

    Did you meet your finance on craigslist CBT??

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  181. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 8:52 PM

    "DG said...
    But CBT, I thought you were friends with the sheriff who kept your deer stand story quiet? You went to high school with him, didn't you?

    Keep your stories straight."

    I never said I hung out with the guy, did I? We were friends in high school and the radio station I work for supports Republican politicians so we'd seen each some since I got back.

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  182. ElfieMarch 24, 2010 at 8:53 PM

    I'm about to climb on my roof and investigate the water pouring off of it and through my rain water harvesting system... I have ladder and will be shimming up a tree, please pray for my safe return.

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  183. DGMarch 24, 2010 at 8:54 PM

    That's cool that the sheriff that you were only a vague memory to kept a story quiet.

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  184. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 8:54 PM

    "Astrid said...
    It depends on who you ask.. and you also go younger than 20. Some 18, 19 y/o's have the chests of a 14 y/o.."

    Not the ones I date.

    "Did you meet your finance on craigslist CBT??"

    I met her in the bar at Chili's back in June.

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  185. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 8:55 PM

    rain water harvesting system?

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  186. DGMarch 24, 2010 at 8:55 PM

    Is it raining down there Elfie? And this is a job that boyfriends are made for. Please stay off the ladder and call him. You do not want to fall and bust an implant.

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  187. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 8:56 PM

    "DG said...
    That's cool that the sheriff that you were only a vague memory to kept a story quiet."

    DG, I'm the one that kept the story quiet, not the sheriff.

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  188. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 8:57 PM

    "DG said...
    Is it raining down there Elfie? And this is a job that boyfriends are made for. Please stay off the ladder and call him. You do not want to fall and bust an implant."

    He's not good with water, DG, only fire.

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  189. DGMarch 24, 2010 at 8:57 PM

    You said that he would keep the story quiet since he was an old friend from high school.

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  190. DGMarch 24, 2010 at 8:59 PM

    Is he a fireman? If he is, that means he would be good with water, too. But I hope for Elfie's sake he is. And if he is, I want a picture.

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  191. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 9:00 PM

    "DG said...
    You said that he would keep the story quiet since he was an old friend from high school."

    No I didn't DG. I said I knew the sheriff from high school. I wouldn't have given a shit if the story had made the front page of of our podunk newspaper here, in fact, I'd've been proud.

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  192. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 9:01 PM

    DG:

    You met a cheap millionaire?

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  193. CBTMarch 24, 2010 at 9:02 PM

    "DG said...
    You said that he would keep the story quiet since he was an old friend from high school."

    He's the one that told me in no uncertain terms to forget the break in ever happened.

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  194. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 9:02 PM

    CBT:

    Why wouldn't you tell them about your time in the Army?

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  195. AnonymousMarch 24, 2010 at 9:03 PM

    My brother does volunteer firefighting... I wouldn't trust him on a roof in a rainstorm.. He is a big stoner, he'd probably fall off

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  196. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 9:03 PM

    Streets:

    You should get Fire Marshall Bill to do that for you.

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  197. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 9:03 PM

    And yes DG, she's dating a fireman. Hence his name, Fire Marshall Bill.

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  198. ElfieMarch 24, 2010 at 9:04 PM

    He is a firefighter DG and he's at work now. I am worried about the source of the water... it is not raining here, I DO NOT have a ladder, I tired to climb the tree but got scared :(
    FMB is good with his hose... I can tell you that much.

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  199. ElfieMarch 24, 2010 at 9:06 PM

    Astrid I have pipes attached to my rain gutters that catch the water and redeposit it where my orange and lemon trees are, there's also one that leads to a large barrel that a hose hooks into... I cannot find the hose so I have the part blacked off for now.

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  200. SPURS FANMarch 24, 2010 at 9:06 PM

    How would you know Skeets? Did you finally bang him?

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