I really don't understand where Wopness finds these pics of these skanks he won't ever have a chance with, but here's another one of the "Wopness crush" series. I give him credit for moving on from his original crush who was a tranny then to some chick who looks like a knockoff Jackee and now this character who looks like a Rainbow Bright porn cartoon, but I guess he wants us to know what type of trash he's attracted to, as if anyone cares.
Oh god I sent this a long time ago, I have moved on by now! LOL
ReplyDeleteYou sent it like 3 weeks ago, when I posted that second skank you liked.
ReplyDeleteWop - are your office walls lined with posters of these wholesome women? The answer is 'no', but only because tape doesn't stick to the interior of your car.
ReplyDeleteLet the Day be Glorious, Everyone.
I'm off to play.
What's going on Giraffe? How are you feeling today? Sorry I missed you last night.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to make it a good day, Spurs. I read through DG's comments about dating and it made me feel like she is a kindred spirit.
ReplyDeleteYou are taking dating advice from DG? She hasn't gotten anything right yet in her life, you may as well read the gossip pages.
ReplyDeletebefore i felt like the only tadpole struggling upstream, but to know DG, in all her pudginess, is troopering on right next to me..well, it's inspirational, you know?
ReplyDeleteSpurs: because I am so damn infamous, I no longer need a moniker
ReplyDeleteRQ: What are the walls of your office lined with? Oh yeah thats right, you dont work. You live off of money other people made, and some how think that makes you better than productive members of society
Oh, and Streets just posted this question to you on the other post. I don't think she knows there's a new one yet:
ReplyDelete"RQ~ Did you get the mentor memory gel ones? How many CCs did you get?"
So tell me "Mr. Infamous", did you delete your e-mail account or what?
ReplyDeleteI came here for a few insults last night, and what I found was the fortitude to continue my quest for Mr. Right. And it is all thanks to DG. She should tell me the names of the guy's she is dating so I do not inadvertently take them away from her just because I could.
ReplyDeleteWell, I think there's a lawyer, a doctor, some teacher, and some laymen.
ReplyDeleteI told her to go with the one that seems most desperate.
yes, I did get teh mentor gel ones. I'm not sure how many cc's, I think 350? They are 36c.
ReplyDeleteWop, talk to me when you get the fuck over your identity crisis.
ReplyDeleteSo do you like the way the new ones look Giraffe?
ReplyDeleteI dated someone with three teenagers and he did everyone short of wiping their ass. I complained that I wanted to do some things during the day, like hiking, and he refused to leave them alone. So then I said "it's not like they are fucking toddlers" although it wouldn't surprise me if he had those special locks on his cabinets, and gates in front of the stairs.
ReplyDeletehe got all fucking offended, i told him to f-off, and now he is beckoning me back. but i won't go. have a new one on the line tonight who lives right up the street from me here in paradise valley.
ReplyDeletethey look like boobs, spurs. you've seen one pair, you've really seen them all.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. So how did he respond to the "it's not like they are fucking toddlers" line?
ReplyDeleteOh, he got offended.
ReplyDeletehe jsut repeated it to me as if it were a question.
ReplyDeleteWell, that's good they look like boobs.
ReplyDeletehe was fucking offended. he does their laundry, and every fucking sunday, while the weather was gorgeous out and i wanted a hiking partner, he was doing fucking laundry for these 17+ year old kids.
ReplyDeleteHe repeated it?
ReplyDeleteNice.
thank you, Spurs. I really appreciate that.
ReplyDeletei will be back later to commiserate. It helps me to be around other people with sucky lives.
ReplyDelete"17+?"
ReplyDeleteDoes he have a son? You might hook the son up with DG, that way you can get one of the kids out of the way. Of course, it would probably only last a couple of weeks, but still.
No problem Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteI hope Miss Texas chimes in today. Or maybe hambone or chiggers.
ReplyDeletewow...that is an awesome idea, spurs.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna work on that.
seriously.
*Miss Texas* only comes around sporadically now.
ReplyDeletewell, bye for now, my contemporaries, especially you, dear elfie.
ReplyDeleteYou should. Just tell the son to tell DG that he's a brain surgeon or something, that way she feels like she's moving up in society.
ReplyDeleteLater on Giraffe, thanks for coming by this morning.
ReplyDeleteThe gel ones are supposed feel very natural. I have mentor saline but got them prior to the gel being approved. I'm going to get mine redone when they come out with a teardrop gel one, which I've heard should be in the next couple years or so
ReplyDeleteYou going to make them bigger Skeets?
ReplyDeleteRQ: and what identity crisis is that? I am completely comfortable and aware of who I am. I am not the one coming on the internet to tell of all the wonderful people courting me, to prove my worth to everyone
ReplyDeleteI have an identity crisis.
ReplyDeleteElfie - Call me Mr. Flintstone
ReplyDeleteTime to put this kitty on your sideburns Wop? haha
ReplyDeleteAnyhow.. no Sours I am not getting them bigger, a little bit smaller cause I am currently a 32DDD I'd like to be a D only. and teardrop makes them more natural shaped instead of the un-naturally round fake boob look I currently sport.
That sounds good Streets. You think I can get like a before and after pic, that way I can advise you on how well the doctor did?
ReplyDeleteIt would just be my way of helping out.
Thanks for helping Sours... seriously I appreciate your input.
ReplyDeleteNo problem Skeets. I'm just here to help.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Evil? Eloquent as usual I see.
ReplyDeleteJust got back from the clinic. That transvestite hooker, Giraffe gave me VD
ReplyDeleteI'm curious. If you dislike her so much, why did you hook up with her?
ReplyDeleteCause like most men, he has no real standards. Why else Sours?
ReplyDeleteDon't judge a book by its cover, I know, the real Milani Rose she is a very intelligent down to earth humble spirit, with an extremely beautiful inner self and gorgeous outer, she is mixed with Dominican and Haitian.
ReplyDeleteShe is definitely one of my favorite celebrity models, Her story is very inspiring and compelling, She is one of the women chosen to co author and share her story in an inspiration book soon to be released Called "Souls of my sisters" be sure to look out for it the up and coming months.
check out her website www.milaniroseonline.com
and you can twitter her to www.twitter.com/sexymilani
Thanks for stopping by Fritz.. that was both informative and vomit inducing, please come again while DG is here since she is apparently in need of help with her weight loss methods. (whatever)
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Scott? Thanks for taking the time to leave a comment. So I guess the Rainbow Bright porn cartoon probably wasn't called for?
ReplyDeleteWell, now I feel kind of bad, but it was just a chance to knock this guy Wopness. He's a greaseball lawyer who wears suspenders, so you could see why I'd want to.
And I checked out your site Scott. Pretty cool.
"she is mixed with Dominican and Haitian."
ReplyDeleteThat is a nice mix.
Skeets:
ReplyDeleteWhat was "vomit inducing" about that?
Don't judge a book by it's cover.. buy the book! Nice promotion.
ReplyDeleteLet me guess she escaped a life of poverty and abuse by whoring herself out? She is a modern day Andrew Carnagie! (Bullshit)INSPIRING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Making a sex tape is the way to move up in life.
"Making a sex tape is the way to move up in life."
ReplyDeleteReally? I need to make one then.
Yeah it was Sours, I love you so I tell you the truth... it will hurt you more to find out later after you make a naked fool out of yourself and become the laughing stock of all nakedness.
ReplyDeleteYou'd be lucky to see my body Skeets.
ReplyDeleteBut with that attitude of yours I just don't see it happening.
"But with that attitude of yours I just don't see it happening."
ReplyDeleteHaha that made me laugh outloud... asshole #1 and asshole #2 are wondering why I'm laughing cause that type of behavior is not allowed here.
Tell Asshole #1 and Asshole #2 I said to fuck off.
ReplyDelete'Making a sex tape is the way to move up in life.'
ReplyDeleteit worked for paris hilton and kim kardasian.
It certainly did Anonymous, it certainly did.
ReplyDeleteI love her knee socks! where can I get a pair?
ReplyDeletekb, try american apparel. theres one across the street from the fashion square.
ReplyDeletehttp://cgi.ebay.com/Rainbow-Striped-Thigh-Highs-Bright-Multi-Color-Tights_W0QQitemZ220561612682QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_CSA_WC_Hosiery_Socks?hash=item335a7f1f8a
ReplyDeleteFor KB cause I love her.
hey wop, shut the fuck up. you have no taste. especially when it comes to the fucking hairy ass latin chinchilla hoochie whores you call women. go hang yourself by those looney ass suspenders you wear. One minute you dress like the lawyer in "to kill a mocking bird" the next you're dressed with your pants half way down your ass like a common fucking ghetto loser hanging off a parking meter. I suppose you thought that pose was rather "artistic"...hahahaha
ReplyDeleteidentity crisis.
You love her too? You love everyone Skeets? What, are you on Ecstasy today?
ReplyDelete"One minute you dress like the lawyer in "to kill a mocking bird" the next you're dressed with your pants half way down your ass like a common fucking ghetto loser hanging off a parking meter"
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty damn funny.
and Evil Spurs, the only thing you would ever get from me is a gift card to borders so you can research new material.
ReplyDeleteyou can fuck right off too.
the rest of you have a wonderful day.
ReplyDeletetoodles.
http://store.americanapparel.net/rsast.html?cid=203
ReplyDeletefor me, cuz i love me.
Thank you Anon and Elfie! I love you too, Elfie.
ReplyDeleteAnon, I know you love me but will never admit it publicly, it's okay, we can still be friend's.
RQ-did you get your tittays bigger or just replace the current size?
You have a wonderful day too Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteNice find Anonymous.
ReplyDeletehonestly i posted that link for us guys. that chick has a nice ass.
ReplyDeletethanks spurs.
ReplyDeleteand kb, if you want to think i love you then thats ok. whatever helps you sleep at might.
some mo'.
ReplyDeletehttp://store.americanapparel.net/rsaskth.html
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletehonestly i posted that link for us guys. that chick has a nice ass.
Thank you for the clarification, for a minute there I was worried about you, Anon.
That must be where MP's ugly ex got her Barney tights from.
Sours~ After that inspirational speech by Fritzy earlier, I am high on information. No Ecstasy needed.
ReplyDeleteI know how hard it is to believe someone loves you though, since that has never in your life happened.
SPurs-why didn't you tell me that movie was sad? I almost started to cry at the end. It was interesting though.
ReplyDeleteAmerican Apparel= slut wear. They even sell children's clothing now for all the little sluts in training.
ReplyDeleteMy grandma loves me Skeets. I talked to her earlier today and she told me so. So eat that ho.
ReplyDeleteWhat movie was that KB?
ReplyDeleteKinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteSo you watched it huh? Wasn't the acting great?
Another nice link Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteRevolutionary Road Skeets.
ReplyDeleteNice Sours.
ReplyDeleteWhat's nice Skeets? My grandma telling me she loves me? It was nice, thank you.
ReplyDeleteI have never heard of that Sours... what's it about?
ReplyDeletePutting new tits on RQ is like putting a $2000 set of rims on the Bronco.
ReplyDeleteIt's with DiCaprio and Winslet. About a couple who goes through trouble together. It's really good. The acting was just great.
ReplyDeleteThat was pretty good CBT.
ReplyDeleteI think she is implying that Anonymous. Skeets is on a rampage today.
ReplyDeletewow elfie, are you starting menopause?
ReplyDeleteI think she is.
ReplyDeleteOf course, I can always trade the Bronco in on something new. RQ's pretty much stuck with her worn out old body. I'm pretty sure it's covered with hail dents and door dings.
ReplyDeleteStreets would never talk to me in such a filthy way..unless I was blindfolded and said please first.
ReplyDeleteSpurs-oddly enough, I thought the acting was kinda weird, at least by Kate Winslet. She was just so odd. SO I guess it was good, she was different from her norm, whatever that is.
That crazy son was SO funny, especially when he went off on them when he found out she was pregnant and they weren't moving. I was laughing so hard!
so i got a shoe catalog in the mail yesterday and i saw the most ridiculous shoes i have ever seen. they look like gloves for feet. heres what they are:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_6?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=vibram+five+fingers&sprefix=vibram
The crazy son was funny kinkyb!tch. And I thought Leo did a damn good job.
ReplyDeleteSo are you going to buy a pair Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteI was not implying that KB is a slut... I was saying american apparel is slutty clothing, which it is. Have you ever read about how their pictures are made to look like amateur underage 70's porn. and secondly I am about 20 yrs from menopause.
ReplyDeleteof course not. i have enough shoes as it is already.
ReplyDeletewhat exactly does being a wannabe slut entail, Ceebs?
ReplyDeleteWhile we are at it, what defines a slut.
I cannot wait to hear all your answers!
Spurs, I think I'm gonna buy a pair of those shoes so I can pretend to be a California style, gender neutral, tree hugging girly man. GAY.
ReplyDeletespurs, fix this already!
ReplyDeletean awe inspiring penis, Elfie? How so?
Yeah, I don't know who in their right mind would buy those.
ReplyDelete"Elfie said...
ReplyDeleteCBT~ I said yesterday that I have already seen his penis... it is awe inspiring."
Yeah? Has it cured the old "I never cum" syndrome?
where is the article about AA doing wanna-be 70's porn shoots? and do you really think tis is slutty???
ReplyDeletehttp://store.americanapparel.net/rsa6301.html?cid=220
Spurs-did you find the final scene to the movie ironic considering what the whole movie was filled with?
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteYeah, I don't know who in their right mind would buy those."
RQ will have a pair by this afternoon.
cbt, maybe they might make them in camo? maybe even the new digital camo?
ReplyDeletecbt has a very good question there, elfie.
ReplyDeletei still say you should not even be talking about such a travesty, but I would like to know the answer as well.
KB~ It's as perfect in length as it is in width... as beautiful as penis can be. I don't know how to explain it but when I saw it I was like WOW that's the prettiest penis I have EVER seen!
ReplyDeletehttp://industry.bnet.com/advertising/1000521/american-apparel-hopes-porn-ads-will-save-it-from-financial-troubles/
ReplyDeleteoh man, for a second there I was hoping it was a link to his penis.
ReplyDeleteDo not tease me like that Elfie.
KB & CBT~ When I know the answer to that question I will let you know, what I can say for certain is that I am sure he will figure it out as he has already figured out how to in other ways.
ReplyDeleteKinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteWhat did you find ironic about it?
Elf-have you banged him yet?
ReplyDeleteI am asking because this AM on the radio some dude said that he only slept with some chick cause she was unattractive, and in his experience unattractive chicks were better in bed (less passive, willing to try more things) than hot chicks. I thought that was the rule for crazy girls, not ugly ones, but whatevs..
So someone else commented that men who were not well endowed made better effort and were thereby better in bed than someone who was well endowed.
So now I am worried for you, Elfie. This man may be just another 2 pump chump who shatters your cold, black heart.
Damn, so the CEO of American Apparel takes most of the pics himself?
ReplyDeleteYou know he's an old perv.
Way to rain on Skeets parade kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteCBT, that AA CEO should be your role model. You should take down the poster of Sam Walton and put that guy up on your wall.
ReplyDeletei must admit that those AA ads are good beat off material.
ReplyDeletespurs, if i had the chance to take pics of hot broads i would too. also helmut newton takes great pics of really good looking women.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletecbt, maybe they might make them in camo? maybe even the new digital camo?"
I saw a pair in camo, I think it was number 12 or 13. They make all sorts of shit in camo now that I won't wear.
Man KB, can we talk about this through email instead? It feels wrong talking about the man I'm going to marry on this public forum.
ReplyDeletewell, what I got from the movie was that they go to the position in their marriage/lives because they were too verbal/honest with one another. While they both struggled with finding themselves they took out their struggles on one another with words, and those words (while they both shouldve realized were nothing more than bottled up frustrations, seeing as how they both had them) stung and stuck around, so they couldnt get past anything, they questioned everything from eachother. Like the scene after their last breakfast..he questions her about hating him, she looks shocked that he believed her..anyway
ReplyDeleteThen we have this old couple that made it through marriage far longer and probably with less bumps in their road and it was probably all due to him having volume control on his hearing aid.
that came out all wrong..i think..i am on the phone while typing.
ReplyDelete"kb said...
ReplyDeleteElf-have you banged him yet?
I am asking because this AM on the radio some dude said that he only slept with some chick cause she was unattractive, and in his experience unattractive chicks were better in bed (less passive, willing to try more things) than hot chicks. I thought that was the rule for crazy girls, not ugly ones, but whatevs.."
That why fat girls give the best head.
yeah sure, elfie.
ReplyDeletei thought fat girls give the best head cause they are hungrier
ReplyDeleteYou're right about that kinkyb!tch. Good call.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteCBT, that AA CEO should be your role model. You should take down the poster of Sam Walton and put that guy up on your wall."
Spurs, my role model was my maternal grandfather and George Patton, not Mr. Sam. The last poster I had on my wall was Farrah Faucett, back in college.
"kb said...
ReplyDeletei thought fat girls give the best head cause they are hungrier"
I hadn't thought of that, but I guess they will do anything for a protein shot.
AA CEO is jewish (not that has any bearing on anything)... hence the name "Dov" which means Bear in hebrew.
ReplyDeleteso since he is a man of faith, he is hornier and dirtier than a civilian.
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty much what she's getting at.
ReplyDeleteI am going to get those thigh highs and be Rainbow Bright for Halloween. Or for evening festivities so I can get maximum use out of them.
ReplyDeleteI see you chumps ignored my earlier questions.
Your question about being a slut was directed at CBT.
ReplyDeleteI didnt see any questions KB?
ReplyDeleteSince when do you need an invite to comment on what I post here, Spurs?
ReplyDeleteSkeets, this was here question:
ReplyDelete"what exactly does being a wannabe slut entail, Ceebs?
While we are at it, what defines a slut.
I cannot wait to hear all your answers!"
Answer me, lardass!
ReplyDelete*her* question
ReplyDeleteAnd you're right kinkyb!tch, no invite needed.
I just answered you rampageb!tch, calm down.
ReplyDeleteno you didn't, you just repeated me.
ReplyDeleteOh, I thought you were referring to the "invite" deal.
ReplyDeleteAs far as your question? Let me think about it for a little bit and I'll get back to you.
I'd say a slut is someone who has no standards in who they sleep with or when they sleep with them. Someone is down for whatever, whoever, whenever.
ReplyDeleteNo, I'd say you have no standards.
ReplyDeletelol.
ReplyDeleteRQ- so because I dress differently for work and court than I do for vacation, I am having an identity crisis? LOL okay lady... You're so smart
ReplyDeleteI didnt mean location... I enjoy that type of thing personally. I meant like timeframe of how long they have known someone. Like they don't care if it's someone they've known 5 yrs or someone they've only known for 5 mins.
ReplyDeletebut when we first 'meet' elfie, I plan to have your pants off in 2.5 minutes, so technically we will only have known one another for that long.
ReplyDeleteWill we both be sluts then?
Glad you liked that Anonymous. Skeets woke up on the wrong side of the brothel this morning and she's taken it out on me, so I figured I'd send an insult her way.
ReplyDeleteI thought that was directed at me, Sours?
ReplyDeleteWell it was smarty, but you were asking about sleeping with Skeets.
ReplyDeleteAnd why havent you answered the question, pussy?
ReplyDeleteAnon, what is your take on my deep question? Wopness? Lurker(s)?
kb, do what you want with who you want. its your pussy.
ReplyDeleteyeah...i think elfie needs to stop looking at dicks and start using them. maybe she wouldnt be so pissy all the time.
ReplyDeleteSours~ you have been itching to get into my pants for like 1.5 yrs now... Itching and Sours pants is a quite fitting description isn't it? I am brilliant with my play on words.
ReplyDeleteKB~ Well that might make you a slut and make you make a slut out of me but that's why I love you.
so elfie just admitted to being a slut? ironic.
ReplyDeleteSettle down, smartass motherfuckers. It is just a question. You guys know I ask all kind's of those things.
ReplyDeleteSkeets, if you think I've been wanting to get into your pants, you should do whatever you can to keep Fire Marhall Bill around because when it comes to knowing men, you are clueless.
ReplyDeleteYes kinkyb!tch, and feel free to ask questions whenever that pea brain of your desires.
ReplyDeleteI sense one of Anon's moods coming on..let's talk about grilling to change it up before it strikes.
ReplyDeleteAnon, do you like grilled vegetables? What about grilled fruit?
kb, why not just go work as a lot lizard? that seems like it might right up your alley.
ReplyDelete*yours*
ReplyDeleteI really need to stop cussing so much..
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone use Grillmates when they grill?
ReplyDeleteim not getting into any mood. and no, i dont like grilled fruit or veggies. to you like frozen water in condoms?
ReplyDeletedo you have a gas or charcoal grill?
ReplyDeleteWhich is better?
do*
ReplyDeletegas.
ReplyDeletei like to nazi up my food.
ReplyDeleteAnon~ Being a slut and having a slut made out of you are two very different things. Now about grilling, when you grill fish do you use one of those fish holders or do you use tin foil or do you just grill the fish whole?
ReplyDeletei dont eat fish. seafood is for wetbacks.
ReplyDeleteYou don't eat any seafood Anonymous?
ReplyDeletenope. seafood is the cockroaches of the water.
ReplyDeletei dont eat bottom feeders.
ReplyDeleteDo you eat fish?
ReplyDeletenope. i dont eat anything that comes from the sea or ocean or river or lake...any body of water.
ReplyDeleteBy wannabe slut, I mean that, while kb has all sorts of thoughts of sluttiness running through her head, she doesn't have the fortitude to actually act them out.
ReplyDeleteNot all fish are bottom feeders, I don't eat catfish or scallops ICK.
ReplyDeletereally anon? Have you ever tried it? I can see avoiding certain ones, catfish are bottom feeders and suck up pretty much everything, right? But swordfish is good, so is gator.
ReplyDeleteI've never had gator KB, I love swordfish though. Maui-maui is good too.
ReplyDeleteI'll try any kind of food once. I like to go into sushi restaurants dressed like I just got back from Turkey hunting and say, "Hey, y'all Chinamen, fix me summa that bait y'all got back there".
ReplyDeleteRestaurant catfish are all pond raised now. They won't eat just anything when someone is pouring corn into the water. There are still a few places in the hood in Little Rock that fry up river fish and buffalo.
ReplyDeletemahi mahi, goof.
ReplyDeleteceebs, you know that is only true though because of this contract I signed a few years ago, right?
Chitlin's are really good if the person that prepares them takes the time to wash them repeatedly.
ReplyDeleteMahi Mahi is good.
ReplyDeleteSkeets, so you've actually eaten part of an island? Cool.
I just realized that CBT and FB are the only ones who ever answer my questions (even the super dumb ones). Eazy dismisses them as hypothetical situations, Spurs just flat out ignores them, Wop rolls his eyes at them and Anon smarts off to them.
ReplyDelete"Chitlins?"
ReplyDeleteReally?
Catfish taste like dirt... I mean they have black dirt running all through their body (look at a piece of catfish sometime) how could they not? Even in a pond they are sucking up dirt and ish. Gross.
ReplyDelete"kb said...
ReplyDeletemahi mahi, goof.
ceebs, you know that is only true though because of this contract I signed a few years ago, right?"
Contract, kb? You mean when you married the Warden?
Black sea bass is the best fish.
Well, you now know why CBT likes them.
ReplyDeleteKB~ Who is FB?
ReplyDeletecbt, has anyone ever told you when you explain a joke it no longer sounds funny?
ReplyDelete"kb said...
ReplyDeletecbt, has anyone ever told you when you explain a joke it no longer sounds funny?"
Did anyone ever tell you a joke has to be recognizable as a joke for it to be funny?
Yeah that was pretty solid... Francis is down as a mother flicker.
ReplyDelete"kb said...
ReplyDeleteFB=francis begbie.
Remember when no one would answer why guys like to bang chicks in the ass? That was his most solid hour, answering that for me and you."
I missed that one. What was his answer?
Congrats on 200 kinkyb!tch. You are my hero.
ReplyDeleteSolid indeed.
ReplyDeleteelfie, I think you and I both need to be freelance writers. Our flair for the dramatic while discussing the most outlandish and all the while mundane things is astonishing.
Maybe we should blog like all these moms do now and make money/get free shit. Can I borrow one of your kid's to portray myself as a legit mom?
spurs, I knew that, but I appreciate you admitting it in front of a crowd.
ReplyDelete