So anonymous puts his investigative skills to use and says that he found some naked pics of some chick named Morgan who was posted on thedirty.
So here she is.
Isn't it ironic she wants to be a Special Ed teacher?
Monday, April 5, 2010
Anonymous finds a skank
So anonymous puts his investigative skills to use and says that he found some naked pics of some chick named Morgan who was posted on thedirty.
So here she is.
Isn't it ironic she wants to be a Special Ed teacher?
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What kind of website did that come from?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous will have to answer that.
ReplyDeleteIn the pics where she's sitting on the bed, it look like she's about to do a porn shoot. Like she's answering questions the porn guy throws out to further humiliate the chicks, even though they don't know it.
ReplyDeleteHer ass looks gross...
ReplyDeleteI was just browsing thedirty and I can't help but notice they are blogging about the Real Housewives of DC, and it hasn't aired yet...
What is it with Nik and that series? And him flashing on his twitter that he hangs out in Coto where they film the OC one?
I noticed he is also twitter friends with one of the daughters from the OC show... her family left it though, because the daddy died and they lost all their money
"And him flashing on his twitter that he hangs out in Coto where they film the OC one?"
ReplyDeleteI don't know, but that's pretty lame.
I thought only women watched that show.
ReplyDeleteHe probably wants to find a sugar momma in OC...
ReplyDeleteI think he even knows that's not going to happen.
ReplyDeleteA lot of gay men watch the series too... they're one of the highest demos
ReplyDeleteGood for them.
ReplyDeleteNone of the housewives would probably touch him out of fear because of what he did to
ReplyDeleteGretchen
I was thinking it's because he's 5 foot 6 (like CBT) and a prick.
ReplyDeleteI like your layout now
ReplyDeleteHe does get the club rats. When I was at one of his parties, we were talking and some chick (she was pretty hot too) came up to him and started talking to him. So he asks if she's a stripper, and she says yes but she's going to medical school (no shit, she did say that). We both started laughing.
ReplyDeleteCool, thanks Astrid.
ReplyDeleteBy medical school... she probably meant nursing school
ReplyDeleteI really don't know what she meant, but it was pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteI bet niki has a little ween because he is short and Arab.. everything about that phrase says, small wiener to me
ReplyDeleteYou'd probably sleep with him though, right Astrid?
ReplyDeleteI read some of the comments and some people post that they sleep with Ari and how great he is... but that is probably Ari posting.. haha
ReplyDeleteI won't have sex with anybody under 5'8.. it doesn't work very well
ReplyDeleteprobably not to what... Ari posting or me having sex with less than 5'8
ReplyDeleteOh, that's Ari or one of the goons posting, I'm sure. I was referring to you banging short guys.
ReplyDeletelike the dennis rodman faces? i do.
ReplyDeleteI was waiting for you to make a comment. Indeed, that was a great touch. And nice find too.
ReplyDeleteyeah. when i saw the pic(s) of her i was like...uh oh, this is a good post. altho she isnt san antonio local, i do have one that is.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah? Nice. And how did you come across these pics of Morgan?
ReplyDeletei found them on the place we dont speak of. i will send you the pic(s) of your local one.
ReplyDeleteDamn, these pics were over there? She's a star.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like a retard, one of those people whose teeth are so big they cannot close their mouth fully. I also find her ass weird looking and she has a manly waist.
ReplyDeletesent.
ReplyDeletePlace we don't speak of? Can we speak of it briefly please?
ReplyDeleteI love the Dennis Rodman faces, that's hilarious.
So in other words you aren't impressed with her Skeets?
ReplyDeleteno elfie...its a rule. we cant speak of the unspeakable.
ReplyDeletei would have put david robinson but spurs might have had a heart attack.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteWhat were those two thinking?
Yeah, Robinson wouldn't have been cool.
ReplyDeletethey are conservative...they werent thinking.
ReplyDeletei dont know if this chick is going to be a special ed teacher or if shes in special ed herself. she kinda looks retarded.
ReplyDeleteAnd she took these pics too and now they are posted on the internet. That's why I found it ironic.
ReplyDeleteExcuse me for speaking so bluntly Sours but I Morgan makes me want puke my fucking guts out.
ReplyDelete(that's a modified movie quote fyi)
dont people think about shit when they do this? honestly....wtf?
ReplyDeleteNo problem at all Skeets.
ReplyDeleteGood question Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteSome people are retards... she obviously has some mental deficiencies, look at her face, she probably drools uncontrollably.
ReplyDeletedont people understand that if they ever become something that these kind of pics will come to the surface sooner or later? look how long those nude pics of obamas mother were lying low until he ran for president.
ReplyDeleteSo Skeets, do you have naked pics somewhere on the internet too?
ReplyDeleteBingo Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteisnt it strange that somebody out there somewhere had those pics? i mean, how fucking weird is that? its not like she knew her son was going to be the president one day.
ReplyDeleteExactly, and to hold onto them for that long.
ReplyDeleteI've never taken any sexually explicit pics, professionally or otherwise. Topless yes. Posted on the internet? No.
ReplyDeleteWho has the topless pics?
ReplyDeleteWouldn't you like to know?
ReplyDeleteI'd just like to know if he still has the ability to see.
ReplyDeleteelfie, just remember that if one of your kids grows up to run for office or is ceo of some company, those pics will be released.
ReplyDeleteI think I'll try to find the photographer. I just need to guess which alley he works out of in Tucson.
ReplyDeletelol. check craigslist in tucson.
ReplyDeleteI'll look for the guy who says he takes Polaroids.
ReplyDeleteOh shut it... he is not even in Tucson first of all and second of all I own exclusive rights to the pics. But if that weren't the case they were released I wouldn't care... again they are not explicit in nature.
ReplyDeleteHis van was in Tucson that day Skeets. So that technically means he was a Tucson photographer.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome.
Funny guy!
ReplyDeleteI am funny, thanks for recognizing that Skeets.
ReplyDeleteelfie, if you dont care then send them in to spurs to post. your move, elfie.
ReplyDeleteThey did Anonymous. But the photog was around 75 or so, so I'm sure he has a big stock.
ReplyDeleteYeah, check mate Skeets.
ReplyDeleteit was the google maps van. she stood on the corner and flashed her tits.
ReplyDeleteFor a broken bead necklace.
ReplyDeletehaha! or maybe it was 'tucson gone wild'?
ReplyDeleteI wish they still made those.
ReplyDeletemade what? polaroids?
ReplyDeleteI'll give you a necklace if you want one Skeets.
ReplyDeleteyeah, i have a shitload from st. pattys day 2001.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sending them to Sours to post on here. Why would I do that, because you decided to play imaginary chess with me? Stupid. Besides that they don't show nipple and one of them has already been posted on here as my icon.
ReplyDeleteWell, no necklace for you then Skeets.
ReplyDeleteAnon, I'm pretty sure Sours was talking about another kind of necklace... perv.
ReplyDeleteANon~ yes, I wish they still made polaroids.
ReplyDeletehhmmm...called your bluff and you bluffed out. besides, i thought you didnt care? and theres a difference between thumbnail pics and full size pics.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, Skeets is just playing. You ever see those little booths where you can take pics? She went in there and flashed the camera. She just considers that booth a professional photographer.
ReplyDeleteSo anyway, yeah they are all thumbnail size.
so what exactly constitutes somebody as a 'professional' photographer anyway? that term has been thrown around for a few years already.
ReplyDeleteSome business cards.
ReplyDeletethats what i was thinking. maybe those free ones from vista print where all you have to do is pay the shipping?
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the ones you can print yourself. And when I say "print" I mean with a pen. Or pencil, just in case you change towns.
ReplyDeletetheir website is just a link to their flickr account. hahaha!!
ReplyDeletehint: if their business card is really an index card, theyre not pros.
ReplyDeleteSee Skeets? All we're doing is trying to save you from doing business with someone shady.
ReplyDeleteI hope you are taking notes.
ReplyDeletestrange how shes so quiet. i think everything we have said has applied to her herb ritts.
ReplyDeleteShe's probably hiding under her desk crying.
ReplyDeleteshes like, 'did he really once work for olan mills or not?'
ReplyDeleteNope, he didn't.
ReplyDeletemaybe sears portrait studio?
ReplyDeleteShe should hire the photographer to take pic of her boyfriend's next softball game.
ReplyDeleteYeah, and you some of those "models" give it up to the photographer.
ReplyDeleteyou should have a feeling that the photographer isnt a pro when he cant even offer any money for your shoot but instead offers pics as payment.
ReplyDeletewhen i look for a doctor i want somebody with little to no experience and who is willing to give me back my own blood.
ReplyDeletePolaroid makes a cam that spits out a pic right away like the old school cam did. They are really small though.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteHow was your Easter?
It was good, Spurs. I didn't get too many Peeps, but I got a few. How about yours?
ReplyDeleteMine was great, thanks.
ReplyDeleteAnd what do you mean by "I didn't get too many Peeps"??
Someone came into my office... if Sours had checked he would have seen I wasn't prowling on here. Your comments don't hur tmy feelings, I recently broke the whole TFP thing down for Sours and said the same thing you did Anon... Despite what you may think I'm not some naive broad.
ReplyDeleteWe know you aren't a "naive broad" Skeets, calm down.
ReplyDeleteSo did you have a good cry?
Oh KB... remember when you were talking about the marshmellow covered bunnies? I went out that day and bought 2 boxes and ate all of them. First it ws the cakesters and then those... anything else you want to make me crave?
ReplyDeleteCock?
ReplyDeleteYou couldn't make me cry... anon has my address now, he could probably make me cry if he was the stalker type, I'm hoping he is not.
ReplyDeleteHe just wants to offer his services as a photographer.
ReplyDeleteNevermind then.
ReplyDeleteLesbo.
ReplyDeleteI dont like vagina either. I am asexual.
ReplyDeleteYou're like a worm.
ReplyDeleteI agree cock is overrated.
ReplyDeleteI got some of those marshmallow bunnies too, they are the best.
Spurs-Peeps, the Easter candy, fool.
You know what I did snag from someone's basket this weekend you should try and find, Elfie? You know that cookies n cream chocolate bar that Hershey's makes? Well for Easter they made it into a bunny shaped bar, it was so good. My aunt said she got it at Frys's...I bet it is on clearance today.
Spurs, this new layout looks nice, but I see it did not change the comment problem.
ReplyDeleteyeah elfie...let me do the whole 'voyeur' type of photoshoot? im a pro...i even just made my own cards.
ReplyDeleteThanks kinkyb!tch, and yeah, it's still messing up. But rest assured, your comments will appear.
ReplyDeleteThere you go Skeets. He might even be able to make a little baseball card like they did in Little League for your boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't have the best looking beav, that's for sure.
ReplyDeleteThanks for that, Spurs. I was wondering and knew I wouldn't be able to sleep without having the answer but was embarrassed to ask.
ReplyDeleteSo I was skimming some of the post's I missed..you guys talk a lot, geez. But anyway, you said I was afraid to piss? What does that mean?
ReplyDeleteYeah sure Anon... I'll make sure to strike a few poses in front of my window and maybe I'll even pretend to drop something so I can cover my mouth in shock and bend over.
ReplyDeleteand I got a joke for you..
ReplyDeletehow do you keep the water from running?
Well if her beaver matches her mouth...
ReplyDeleteNo problem kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteand here is another one,
ReplyDeleteHow many vampires does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
(I just ate a piece of Laffy Taffy)
"Yeah sure Anon... I'll make sure to strike a few poses in front of my window and maybe I'll even pretend to drop something so I can cover my mouth in shock and bend over."
ReplyDeleteSounds like a good plan Skeets. Now you're thinking.
"how do you keep the water from running?"
ReplyDeleteHow?
"How many vampires does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
ReplyDeleteI give up (I actually didn't even bother thinking of an answer, but go ahead and surprise me).
Don't pay the water bill
ReplyDeleteand
None, vampires like the dark
Anon is right, this girl does look like a retard. Especially in the pic where she is holding her boobs up.
OMG!!! LOL!!!! HILARIOUS!!!
ReplyDeleteThose jokes on the wrapper usually are pretty good. I want to submit one, but I don't see the address anywhere on the wrapper, just the number for nutritional info. I don't want to bother those hard workers for the address.
ReplyDeleteI guess I'm never going to get to fulfill that dream of mine.
lol....fucking spurs. you forgot the smiley face.
ReplyDelete:)
kb, this chick is definitely a mouth breather.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, the smiley face. Don't know what I was thinking forgetting that.
ReplyDeletesometimes in the heat of laughter, you forget things like that. it happened to me during the war.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah? Were you in CBT's platoon?
ReplyDeletenaw...he was in the delta force with chuck norris. i was more like gomer plye.
ReplyDelete*pyle
ReplyDeleteSo you were in the Special Forces then?
ReplyDeleteCool.
cbt was part of the kopp....i peeled potatoes.
ReplyDeleteYou know, she looks like a chick I gave a Depo shot to years ago. I remember this chick so well because A) she was beat but was asking for birthcontrol B) she was a little bit retarded (like legit learning disabled) but was having sex-great, a retard having a baby and C) she had so much hair in her asscrack it made me almost drop the needle.
ReplyDeleteI really did not know women had hair in their ass at all, so to see it that hairy was even more of a shock. I almost requested the rest of my day off.
I don't think her name was Morgan though, and she was not as fat as this girl is.
You are a hero Anonymous.
ReplyDeletekb, some people dont give their real names if they pay with cash.
ReplyDeletei like to think that if i didnt peel those potatoes cbt and his squad of mental assassins would have starved to death. it was i that saved them.
ReplyDeletewhere did everyones comments go?
ReplyDeletequit being bitches and comment.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteSpurs erased them so he could get 200.
ReplyDeleteHe always does that, Anon.
Yeah, that's what I did lamejokesb!tch.
ReplyDeleteYou do, it is not a joke. DG and I both caught you.
ReplyDeleteSo why am I afraid to piss?
I wonder if RQ felt that earthquake too?
ReplyDeleteI hope it didn't interfere with her Easter Bloodbath plans.
I erased mine one time.
ReplyDeleteWhat?
ReplyDeleteNice avatar. And let me repeat that for you. I erased one comment of mine one time and then you think I did that for 200.
ReplyDeleteSo I take it you felt the earthquake?
ReplyDeleteI typed what so I could test out my avatar, I didn't really need clarification. But I appreciate you lookin out for me.
ReplyDeleteNo, I missed it. I am so mad! I've wanted to be in an earthquake for so long now. Not a big one, but a small one, or at least the aftershock.
Well, I just figured out as slow as you are, I'd give you some clarification.
ReplyDeleteSo why IS KB too afraid to pee? I've been pondering that comment for a few days now and cannot seem to solve the riddle either.
ReplyDeleteWell I guess keep pondering that for awhile then.
ReplyDeletekb,
ReplyDelete[] tits
[] gtfo
choose wisely.
KB why were you looking at that girls hairy ass? Don't you give them the shot in the arm? or did you have to do a vaginal exam too???
ReplyDeleteSkeets:
ReplyDeleteAsk Anonymous.
Astrid:
ReplyDeleteBecause kinkyb!tch is a closet lesbo.
Anon you really going to start telling all the women to gtfo or else? If we all leave it will just be you Spurs and CBT... is that what you want?
ReplyDeleteEven for a gay guy that's considered rock bottom when you want those two for yourself...
When are you guys going to tell us what website this came from?
ReplyDeleteYou already know Astrid.
ReplyDeleteno I don't.. thedirty?
ReplyDeleteIf Anonymous wants to say, he can. I mean, he found the pics.
ReplyDeleteSo what do you have going on tonight Astrid?
ReplyDeleteWhen I got the depo shot it was always in my ass cheek.
ReplyDeleteIsn't that where your boyfriend shoots his 'roids Skeets?
ReplyDeleteSee? Another thing you two have in common.
lol... depo and roids... not the same
ReplyDeleteIt's not roids, it's insulin (which is legally purchased without a prescription in AZ) and he shoots it into his stomach subcuteneously and not intramuscularly
ReplyDeleteYou know what you are Skeets?
ReplyDeleteAn enabler, that's what you are.
I said in the past anyway I don't get any shots nowadays, Depo is the devil.
ReplyDeleteYou can still relate to him Skeets, damn. Just trying to help you out.
ReplyDeleteis he diabetic? LOL... that is probably a stupid question. NO! He shoots insulin into his stomach for fun!
ReplyDeleteAstrid he is actually not diabetic, insulin can be used to aid in muscle growth.
ReplyDeleteYeah Astrid, Depo goes in your ass. It is a big frikkin needle too, long also. That is probably why it goes in from behind, if chicks saw they'd chicken out and we'd have more retard babies like this one above.
ReplyDeleteI've heard bad stuff about Depo too, but I never used it.
I think Anon has Tourette's.
Enabler Skeets, enabler.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever noticed how a change in font can make even the word retard look eloquent?
ReplyDeleteI am really digging this new get up, Spurs.
I am going to NYC next month..
ReplyDeleteIt looks nice and clean and streamlined, which gives the impression we are talking about subjects of substance. Even Anon's Tourette's fueled outburst of "water sport playing ass bitch" looked nice.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you like it kinkyb!tch. I kind of like how the font looked before, but I like the spacing of the comments.
ReplyDeleteThis place is clean and streamlined kinkyb!tch, well said. Very intellectual.
ReplyDeleteNYC is dirty, Astrid. Why would you want to go there?
ReplyDeleteHave you ever been Astrid?
ReplyDeleteElfie and I helped spurs select the font.. we gave him advice on here...
ReplyDeleteTry Verdana... good font... ok
a little bigger, spurs
a little smaller... ok.. you got it!
Yeah I got depo twice... only because I am not able to get anything else due to clotting risk and migraines. I wanted to MURDER every person I can into contact with, worst moodswings ever, I felt fat the whole time and had constant break-through bleeding (TMI?). No fun at all. I would rather get pregnant that get that ish again.
ReplyDeleteNYC is the greatest damn city on planet Earth. Beleedat
ReplyDeleteYou and Skeets are MVPs Astrid.
ReplyDeleteHow often do you go back Wopness?
ReplyDeleteUsed to be once a year, now its more like once every two to three years
ReplyDeleteYeah, that is usually what I always hear..crazy mood and long term breakthrough bleeding--which is so gay, 'cause that is the selling point of Depo-no bleeding.
ReplyDeleteI have been to NYC before, but I didn't do much. I am going with a group from school... we are going to the business district..
ReplyDeleteThere is a really good looking guy going.. I am happy
I was driving home in the Bronco, wearing my cowboy hat, smoking a Marlboro with "Saturday Night Special" cranked up and it occured to me that if I had a video of that it might very well send RQ into such a fit of apoplexy that it could very well kill her.
ReplyDeleteAnd to think you are still a Knicks fan Wopness.
ReplyDeleteYou should record yourself the next time CBT.
ReplyDeleteMy mom said a lot of people seem to get pregnant on depo...
ReplyDeletePer this post, I would not fuck this chick, unless my only other choices were DG or RQ.
ReplyDeleteI don't know, Wop. It looks dirty on TV, and it is ridiculously overpriced to buy a home, shit even rent, and it is crowded.
ReplyDeleteAnd I hear they sell rolls at their 7-11's. WTF? Rolls? Who just walks into a conveinence store and wants a buttered roll in saran wrap?
I'm sure they'll be glad to know CBT.
ReplyDeleteUsually I am always wondering if you guys would choose me or the person pictured, so yeah, I bet DG and RQ are equally as curious and will sleep well tonight.
ReplyDeleteThat was kind of you to tell them such news, CBT.