

Pearl Carter is positively glowing with joy. She has a handsome new boyfriend, is enjoying an active sex life after many years of celibacy and, amazingly, is preparing to become a mother again.
But the retired grandmother isn't carrying the baby herself. She and her young lover have spent a staggering $54,000 hiring a surrogate to help them with their dreams of having a child.
What makes Pearl's decision to become a mum again even more shocking is that her new boyfriend is her biological grandson, 26-year-old Phil Bailey.
Phil and Pearl didn't meet until he was 18-years-old. Pearl gave Phil's mother up for adoption shortly after she had her. Phil didn't try to find Pearl until his mother died of brain cancer. Phil sent Pearl a letter which led to them meeting face to face.
In 2006, Phil met his grandmother for the first time.
'From the first moment that I saw him, I knew we would never have a grandmother-grandson relationship,' Pearl remembers happily. 'For the first time in years I felt sexually alive.'
Phil admits that he had the same feelings towards Pearl.
'I wanted to kiss her there and then,' he says. 'My feelings were overwhelming.'
The pair spent the first week shopping, bowling and eating out. During the second week, giggly on wine after a night out, Pearl decided she wasn't going to deny her feelings anymore.
'I called Phil into my bedroom, sat him on the bed, and then I lent over and kissed him,' Pearl says.
'I expected rejection but instead he kissed me back.'
'I was thrilled and excited,' Phil says. 'I could be with Pearl and it was OK because she'd never raised me or been in my life.'
That night, grandmother and grandson became lovers.
'Making love to Pearl was a real eye-opener. It was love combined with all this sexual tension that had been building up,' Phil openly explains.
Eye-opener indeed Phil. Pretty disturbing. With a story like this out there, when CBT knocks up Flo, some people are going to think he knocked up his granddaughter. Which I guess would be the norm where he lives.
"It's the baby's fault haha"
ReplyDeleteI'm going to pull a CBT and respond to a comment on a previous post.
You knocked up Skeets?
Me personally, no. FMB is having my baby though.
ReplyDeleteThis is a documented phenomenon (adult incest after adoption not FMB's pregnancy)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_sexual_attraction
Yeah, they mentioned that in the article Skeets.
ReplyDeleteAnd as far as 'roids? I thought there was no sex before marriage?
ReplyDeleteWe got him artificially inseminated.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe a doctor and another woman would agree to help these freaks out... I hope this baby doesn't have sex with them.. Gross.
ReplyDeletehe likes to call it a "mangina"
ReplyDeleteMany surrogates do not know who the baby is going to, nor do egg donors.
ReplyDeleteOh I forgot to mention that instead of my baby FMB is having his granmother's baby...
You think they are going to try to bang the kid Astrid?
ReplyDelete"when CBT knocks up Flo"
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I got fixed after the last one.
I'm going to add the pic of the surrogate.
ReplyDeleteI saw this, and couldnt even read it it is so gross
ReplyDeleteThat's smart CBT.
ReplyDeletePlease God, don't let these people be from Arkansas. The Duggars are bad enough.
ReplyDeleteIs the surrogate his sister?
ReplyDeleteNo, just some chick Skeets. I added it.
ReplyDeleteHere's some more info:
ReplyDeleteTwelve months ago, Phil made the shocking admission that he wanted a child. Pearl told him she was desperate for a baby as well, but it was one wish that she couldn't fulfil as she'd already gone through menopause.
The determined pair then decided to use Pearl's retirement money to find a surrogate mother and buy a donor egg to inseminate with Phil's sperm. They placed an ad asking for an open-minded surrogate, and Roxanne Campbell applied. The three met up a few times and hit it off.
'Initially I was shocked,' says Roxanne on learning the couple were related. 'But they're a brilliant pair and I saw how much they loved each other. I know the baby will be loved too.'
ReplyDeleteThe couple sees 30-year-old Roxanne once a month and accompany her for scans, with Pearl playing the part of a pal or the baby's grandmother.
'I am just so happy,' Pearl says.
spurs.. look at those people.. I doubt I could bring myself to have sex with anybody in their family
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the baby will call Pearl mom or grandma..
ReplyDeleteSo you wouldn't hook up with Phil?
ReplyDeleteProbably mom.
ReplyDeleteI think they live in Indiana CBT.
ReplyDelete'I saw this, and couldnt even read it it is so gross'
ReplyDeleteLove isn't gross Wopness.
are you the only child spurs?
ReplyDeleteCBT read it and is turned on by thinking he can hook up with his own daughter once the pussy runs out and he is 70 and broke
ReplyDeleteCBT isn't that sick.
ReplyDeletehe is a sociopath remember
ReplyDeleteThis is almost as gross as thinking about, rodi gay boys "mangina"
ReplyDeleteSomeone told me I'm a sociopath too Astrid. I kind of took it as a compliment.
ReplyDeletebut your not an Ozark sociopath
ReplyDeleteWopness:
ReplyDeleteI think she means 'mangina' because his ball are shriveled up because of the 'roids.
That's true Astrid.
ReplyDeleteThat is truly disgusting.
ReplyDeletePretty much 2dirty4u. But it seems they are happy together.
ReplyDelete"Wopness:
ReplyDeleteI think she means 'mangina' because his ball are shriveled up because of the 'roids."
Yeah that's what I meant.. I was just playing along. His balls are not shriveled.
Could you imagine what the rest of the family thinks?
ReplyDeleteSo I take it you've given him oral, but cooch sex is out of the equation Skeets?
ReplyDeleteI have not Sours but I have seen him naked.
ReplyDeleteOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhh. Has he seen you naked?
ReplyDeleteYeah I've gotten dressed and undressed in front of him many times.
ReplyDelete"Astrid said...
ReplyDeleteCBT read it and is turned on by thinking he can hook up with his own daughter once the pussy runs out and he is 70 and broke"
I'll die well before I'm 70 and, even if I do live that long, I'll never be broke.
Did he say anything about your beav?
ReplyDeleteI think you'll live past 70 CBT. Your parents have lived long.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteSo I take it you've given him oral, but cooch sex is out of the equation Skeets?
Elfie said...
I have not Sours but I have seen him naked."
What the fuck is wrong with this dude? And don't say he's a gentleman, he's waited for some pussy long past gentleman status.
She's his beard, don't you get it? They dress together and try on clothes like a couple of chicks.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI think you'll live past 70 CBT. Your parents have lived long."
The men on my mother's side of the family all die around 65. That's the side I took after. I really don't want to live longer than my dick can get hard.
There's viagra CBT.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he is gay. Probably just weak. Sounds like little Elfie runs the show there. Aight Freaks, beer thirty, and karaoke night. I'll not be singing tonight, tree pollen has my voice all tore up.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteThere's viagra CBT"
I refuse to take legal drugs.
I'm sure the patrons at the bar will be sad you aren't singing CBT.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I think Skeets runs the show.
ReplyDeleteIm almost 100% certain, roidfag is a peter puffer
ReplyDeletethat is the ugliest avatar I have ever seen, Sours!
ReplyDeletePretty much Wopness.
ReplyDeleteYour just mad I took down the other one kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDelete*You're*
ReplyDeleteSo you are quoting yourself now CBT?
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, she's hot.
CBT said...
ReplyDeleteElfie said...
I have not Sours but I have seen him naked."
What the fuck is wrong with this dude? And don't say he's a gentleman, he's waited for some pussy long past gentleman status.
My sentiments exactly. Something is wrong with FMB, no doubt. Skeets, you do always attract the odd ones, don't try and deny it this time.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the patrons at the bar will be sad you aren't singing CBT."
I'm actually pretty good as long as I stick to Waylon Jennings or Johnny Cash.
Whatever you say American Idol.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you can be the fluffer kinkyb!tch. Oh wait, then he'd turn gay for sure. Nix that idea.
ReplyDeleteI saw a similar story once..some dude got beat up in a bar fight and was a veggie, his mom wanted a court order to get his sperm and save it just in case she could find a chick to be artificially insemenated with his jizz and give her a grandkid later in life.
ReplyDeleteWait, wasn't that story posted here? This story is just disgusting to the enth degree and I bet his mom is rolling over in her grave.
"My sentiments exactly. Something is wrong with FMB, no doubt. Skeets, you do always attract the odd ones, don't try and deny it this time."
ReplyDeleteYou need either me or Wop. Either one of us would be up in that thing 20 minutes after dinner on the first date.
actually that is probably why she gave the kid up for adoption, weird sex stuff happened in their fam.
ReplyDeleteCBT shall henceforth be known as "Gay Aiken"
ReplyDeleteI'd let kb give me head.
ReplyDelete"Y'all know who said...
ReplyDeleteCBT shall henceforth be known as "Gay Aiken"
And you shall be known henceforth as "Gay Talese"
"I saw a similar story once..some dude got beat up in a bar fight and was a veggie, his mom wanted a court order to get his sperm and save it just in case she could find a chick to be artificially insemenated with his jizz and give her a grandkid later in life."
ReplyDeleteYou really think that is that wrong?
Okay, I was reaching on that one.
ReplyDeleteew...remember that one movie with woody whatever his last name is and uh..that guy from what about bob, the bowling movie? Man, what was it called? Okay anyway, there is that one part where that old lady makes that eating cooch hand gesture to woody and he starts barfing again (after banging her for free rent or something). I just pictured this old lady doing that to her grandson. Bwaahahahahaha!!
ReplyDeleteCBT shall henceforth be known as "Gay Aiken"
ReplyDeleteAgreed.
You mean Kingpin kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteThat movie was great.
spurs, that is just stoopid. and he is brain dead, what makes her think her future grandkid will not be a ra-tard if it had to hang out in that dude's balls all that time after he got knocked out? sure, she wanted grandkids and he wanted kids, but life didnt pan out that way for either of them. no need to go to extremes like that. a court order to jack him off until she gets enough splooge? we really think we can do whatever we want in this country, geezus.
ReplyDeleteyeah yeah, Kingpin.
ReplyDeleteYou remember that gross scene, Sours?
this also made me burp a fart.
ReplyDelete"we really think we can do whatever we want in this country, geezus."
ReplyDeleteExactly. Other people in other countries think they can do whatever they want here too kinkyb!tch.
And yes, I remember that scene kinkyb!tch. I loved when Munson throw coffee in that guy's face.
ReplyDelete*threw* coffee
ReplyDeletekb, are you still trying to convince us that having illegals here is a good thing?
ReplyDeleteI think she thinks it's a racial profiling thing. Or something like that. She's pro-illegal.
ReplyDeleteThat shouldn't come as a surprise. She's cool with pedophiles, why not border jumpers?
DUIs (at least I always thought so) can mean any drug, even OTC meds (if you take more than what the box says you can take in the listed amount of time). So like when I get all crazy and take 4-6 200mg OTC Ibuprofen's, I technically should not drive, I can get a DUI. I don't know how they would prove that besides my word though. But anyhow, I learned that once..probably traffic school..sucks for Eazy.
ReplyDeleteFMB is not weird, I'm just making up stories. Who knows what the truth really is... maybe FMB does not even really exist? haha
ReplyDeleteI missed what happened to EV, will someone fill me in please?
ReplyDeleteev got busted for driving stoned and they found an ounce of weed in his car.
ReplyDeletestoopids, you know I hate having to explain myself (its not like I am all that deep as it is), but I guess I will for you 2 faglets (thanks again, skeets).
ReplyDeleteI didnt say I was pro-illegal, I actually said the opposite. I said I thought it was a retarded move of our state to do such a thing when it will not help immagration much, if even at all.
since kb is here i really want to hear her argument about why we should let these people stay. go for it kb, enlighten us.
ReplyDeleteanon calm down. and get real, I already do pay for all their shit and a crapload of lazy fucks who abuse the welfare system anyway. so do you, if you pay taxes. what would i need to get back to you in 2 months for, you know how the rat race is.
ReplyDeleteyou for sure are not getting any of my Riddler cookies.
"CBT said...
ReplyDeleteYou need either me or Wop. Either one of us would be up in that thing 20 minutes after dinner on the first date."
CHURCH!
And Elfie, before you got all serious with him, you even told us he was a weird one
but you were also crying about them living in a shitty country and they are coming here to make a better life and blah, blah, blah.
ReplyDeletewe arent to blame for their government being as shitty as it is. maybe they should vote for a minimum wage or something? but dont come here and take shit from us that we work for.
please see commment time/date stamped April 29, 2010 5:14pm. Paragraph one, line 4-5.
ReplyDeleteThank you for your time and have a lovely day.
im sure your cookies suck. they probably taste like molestation. and beans.
ReplyDeletethank you for reiterating some things that I have already said, Anon. Some may have missed it, it is kind of you to repeat it here in a thread not as heavily populated with many comments yet.
ReplyDelete.
ReplyDeletewhat does molestation taste like and how do you know? I can write you a scrip for ptsd, if need be (rhymed).
ReplyDeleteBean cookies? Don't be gross, not even poor Mexicans eat that way and I'm not poor, so why even suggest that?
"FMB is not weird, I'm just making up stories. Who knows what the truth really is... maybe FMB does not even really exist? haha"
ReplyDeleteI don't think you are making him up Skeets.
you would know what it tastes like because your ex bfs have used it on you...its called ghb. and your cookies taste like beans because youre a frackin beaner lover. 'nuff said! now get back in the kitchen!
ReplyDeleteYou still going to send me some cookies kinkyb!tch? Even if they taste like molestation and beans?
ReplyDeletelol.
ReplyDeletei think shes adding the ghb right now.
ReplyDeleteYawn Anon (ahem, Spurs what word goes here?).
ReplyDeleteYou are really off your game today. Go grill something and have a shower (read:sex for a single, miserable man such as yourself) and then come back all refreshed and chat with me.
Yeah faggot, go grill and take a shower. Come back when you are ready.
ReplyDelete(rhymed?) The reason I put a ? mark is because I'm not sure that really rhymed.
ReplyDeleteI get what you are saying KB... I take the same stance. and anon when she said the part about them living in horrible conditions in their country she was only asking why we offer amnesty to immigrants from other counrties but do not offer it to Mexicans.
ReplyDeleteSours~ I am not making up FMB but some of the events are made up for dramatization.
hhhmmmm...grilling does sound good. maybe tonight? a nice porterhouse with mashed potatoes and a side of pasta salad. and im not single....but when i was it was pretty awesome.
ReplyDeleteThe asians make bean cookies.. red bean ones and ice cream too.
ReplyDeleteSo you haven't been naked in front of him Skeets? What about the softball? Does he actually play softball? And what about the time he was hanging out with 16 year olds? Did that happen?
ReplyDeleteAnon... Coem over and gril for me. I have a grill in my backyard, but of course since you've stalked me pretty hard ever since discovering my true identity so you should already know this.
ReplyDeleteSkeets has a good idea. Maybe you can protect her car from the scum that broke into it.
ReplyDeleteelfie, just to let you know...i fuck what i eat and i eat what i fuck.
ReplyDeleteHe has seen me naked Sours... he is religious but is not saving himself for marriage. The 16 yr old story did happen kind of, the "kids" were more along the lines of 23 or 24.
ReplyDeleteAnon was the scum who broke into my car... did I tell you that they wrote something on my front windshield in dust?
ReplyDeleteSee Skeets? You'll finally get some cock.
ReplyDeletebean ice cream, Elf? Like vanilla bean or some other kind of bean?
ReplyDeletedid they write 'anon was here'?
ReplyDeleteFunny.
ReplyDeleteWell you wont be fucking or eating me so that's cool (I guess) I bet the jizz adds a nice salty flavor to the meat.
ReplyDeletedid it say "wash me" elfie?
ReplyDeleteIt's red bean KB, they will have it any sushi place. Green tea ice cream or red bean.
ReplyDeleteAnon~ Actually they wrote "I eat what I fuck and I fuck what I eat" I just assumed it was you.
haha it actually said 3 then a backwards D then a J then another 3... no idea what that even means?
ReplyDeleteThey also moved my seat like they were driving my car... the reason I don't know? My only guess is they were trying to get an idea of what it would be like to drive my car.
ok..im out. later....
ReplyDelete...niggers.
Or they were trying to hotwire your car Skeets.
ReplyDeleteLater on Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteThey didn't mess with anything on the dash or wheel... nor did they take my ipod which was sitting right there. Weird huh?
ReplyDeleteThat is weird.
ReplyDeleteDo you have a garage?
ReplyDeleteI do but there are 4 bikes and a computer on a computer desk in it right now and it's only a single car garage so my car will not fit. I need to get rid of some stuff.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'd do that. You should start parking your Acura in the garage.
ReplyDeleteThis is so disgusting. All of it. It got worse as I kept reading.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up DG? Yeah, it's kind of setup to get creepier as it goes along.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to hear about Grandma's sexual tension. Yuck!
ReplyDeleteAnd what's up with Shakira? Why doesn't she worry about Columbia?
Yeah, the sexual tension is a little much.
ReplyDeleteAnd as far as Shakira? I agree, but Columbia doesn't need her help, we do.
While she is here, she might as well go to tent city and sympathize with the prisoners that they should be getting 5 star treatment for breaking the law.
ReplyDeleteShe should. You know Columbia has the best of prisons. Top notch.
ReplyDeleteI thought she was dead. Don't really hear much about her these days.
ReplyDeleteWhat does that mean?
ReplyDeleteWas talking about Shakira, sorry.
ReplyDeleteGet your own character, faggot
ReplyDeleteYou piece of fucking shit, ill show you evil if you dont come up with your own shtick you pussy
ReplyDeleteIs this some sort of a joke?
ReplyDeletescumbag
ReplyDeleteShit thats funny. Damn near spit up my drink.
ReplyDeleteYou had a bad hangover today 2dirty4u and now you're drinking again?
ReplyDeleteNo alcohol tonight Spurs. I did enough last night to last me the rest of the month. I think I may need to borrow a new liver.
ReplyDeleteI was going to say man, that would be rough. And I don't know if you saw Frodo's comment about drinking that vodka you drank.
ReplyDeleteI missed it, what did Frodo say?
ReplyDeleteI forgot exactly what he wrote, but he's had some experience with it.
ReplyDeleteIt's actually really good Spurs, you should try it. The only problem is it taste like gatorade with you mix it with water, so you drink it a bit faster than normal and before you know it you've polished off half a bottle and it kicks in. We finished 3 bottles last night between 10 of us.
ReplyDeleteI need a new vice......
ReplyDeleteWhat was the name of it again?
ReplyDeleteYou could become a workout junkie.
ReplyDeleteIt's called Three Olives. Good stuff.
ReplyDeleteThat's right. Three Olives.
ReplyDeleteThree Olives
ReplyDeleteYou not going to any of the games Spurs?
ReplyDeleteI've thought about it 2dirty4u. I didn't make one game this year. But this next round? If they advance? Probably. And I was supposed to be somewhere tonight, but I skipped it. I really wanted to watch this game.
ReplyDeleteWonder how much the tickets are.
ReplyDeleteFor a decent one around $180.
ReplyDeleteThe cheapest for the playoffs is $50.
ReplyDeletehttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kcQnVWB82H4/Svn4MJq3e7I/AAAAAAAAACA/TjHR5w2m8_Q/S220-h/Picture+012.jpg
ReplyDeleteeeeeewwwwwwww look who i found. Medium ugly Pimpin
Now Astrid can see who he is.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't look like a pimp to me.
ReplyDeleteHe was all right. He was a prick to a few though.
ReplyDeleteDG did a video mocking him and tore him up.
ReplyDeleteAnd Skeets rocked him as well.
ReplyDeleteDo you still go to the dirty?
ReplyDeleteYeah, sometimes.
ReplyDeleteI didn't have a problem with him. And personally I don't have a problem with him. But he needs to get his, that's for sure.
ReplyDeleteLooking good Spurs.
ReplyDeleteNever liked Jason Kidd back when he was with the Nets.
ReplyDeleteReally? He was bad ass when he was there.
ReplyDeleteHow you feeling K about the game half way through?
ReplyDeletePretty good A (GAY). If I was playing in the game I could really tell you, but I've seen the Spurs give up leads, we'll see how they start the second half.
ReplyDeleteGo back to your Sega Athletic days.
ReplyDeleteIt would be Nintendo. Double Dribble.
ReplyDeleteF8ck! Don't sweat it. I just put the Maluke on the Mavs!
ReplyDeleteIs Maluke like a jinx?
ReplyDeleteThe only ways to get a DUI in this county are;
ReplyDeleteDon't know nobody.
Look like you're from somewhere out west.
Be on paole.
Be a tourist.
Talk about the officer's momma ( sorry but the bitch could suck the chrome offa trailer hitch when she was 18, back in 1979).
Damn, your Spurs give up early.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the advice CBT.
ReplyDeleteIt's not surprising they gave up the lead like that.
ReplyDeleteMatt Bonner is a joke.
ReplyDeleteDrew? your picture? Who fucxking told you that "L" thumb/finger on the chin thing was a good idea when they took that picture?
ReplyDeleteElfie's cooch is the Holy Grail. Rocket Queen's is the Gate To Hell.
ReplyDeleteYes Spurs, that is the Jinx, It's delayed. Don't worry.
ReplyDeleteThat's his thinking man pose CBT.
ReplyDeleteWe'll see Drew.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteWhat was the name of it again?"
Spurs, since when are you too Goddamned stupid to scroll up?
It was on another post CBT. Nice try hillbilly.
ReplyDeleteCBT, nice pic in a kid's outfit with the bandanna covering your baldness.
ReplyDeletePretty funny Drew.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteThat's his thinking man pose CBT"
Big Un looks like he's trying to shit a block of semi digested cheese.
"Big Drew said...
ReplyDeleteCBT, nice pic in a kid's outfit with the bandanna covering your baldness."
Hey Guido wannabe, no khaki in my outfit (Pat Benetar hasn't made the chart in 2 decades, fat boy) and I've shaved my head for most of the last 14 years. I look way better without hair than I ever did with it.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteIt was on another post CBT. Nice try hillbilly."
Let me rephrase that. Since when is pasty computer boy Spurs to stupid to hit :Older Post"?
That was better CBT.
ReplyDeleteI think that jinx is working.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, when you gonna post those pics of the almost hot blond I sent you?
ReplyDeleteThis should be a good 4th quarter 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteSometime soon CBT.
ReplyDeleteSo's my package
ReplyDelete