Saturday, April 24, 2010

Happy Birthday AZ Anonymous



I checked my e-mail and I understand today is your birthday. I figured being Cowboy Trout thinks you are a homo, this would be fitting. And being you are so nice, thoughtful and never say anything rude to anyone, I figured people should have a chance to send sweet nothings and a Happy Birthday your way.

377 comments:

  1. aw man...being gay feels so good. thanks spurs and thanks to cbt for bringing me out!

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  2. No problem. Maybe he can hook you up with the guy at the TEA Party you said makes Clay Aiken look like Conan the Barbarian.

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  3. yeah. im hoping so. im also hoping cbt doesnt tear him up before i get my peter clamps on him. im gonna dip him in sexy sauce and slop him up with a biscuit.

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  4. I think that was the guy who was supposed to post the video of that newest one. I like to rip on CBT sure, but I really am interested in what he actually said. And if the crowd got all riled up.

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  5. im also wondering about that tea party rally. i wonder if he spoke of killing mexicans during his army days.

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  6. I doubt that would have gone over well.

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  7. FYI guys, the new 5 layer burrito from Taco Bell looks much better than it tastes! Damn commercials.

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  8. i wonder how many people believed his bombast?

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  9. The only thing I trust at Taco Bell are the cinnamon twists.

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  10. hhhmmm...5 layers? i have to admit that i do like taco bell. its pretty alright. also carls jr.

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  11. I'd say most of his points Anonymous. And I probably would agree with some of the bullshit he probably said, but just the whole movement seems backwoods. But I've never been to one, so that's probably unfair on my part.

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  12. Trust me on this one Anon, it sucks. I could see it tasting good when you have the munchies, but thats a long shot as well.

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  13. theres this place in phx called 2 hippies beach house. you get 3 tacos for 5 bucks...and they are fucking loaded with beef. great place.

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  14. I was supposed to go today after work, but I slept less than an hour last night, so I decided to leave early in the morning. Actually went to bed around 7:30 thinking I might sleep through the night since I was so tired, and of course I wake up at 11:00 and here I am. Thought about going out, but that lightning convinced me otherwise.

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  15. they are so full that when you unwrap them all the food just falls out of the tortilla. nice and sloppy.

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  16. It's lightning here 2dirty4u?

    Didn't know that.

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  17. heres pics of the tacos:

    http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/W537pidoTVQmn9x1GPpxgA?select=J6-yqZftOw-taQSMQKLRDw

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  18. And damn, one hour of sleep. Were you fighting a fire last night or what?

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  19. I went through a phase of insomnia about a year ago and a friend of mine convinced me to smoke a little bit before going to bed. For some reason I hallucinated like crazy and had to sleep with the lights on. Kept hearing shit all night.

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  20. hahaha!! was it pcp?

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  21. Think you got weed that was laced 2dirty4u.

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  22. CBT wants to know how to contact this girl in the video.

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  23. yeah...i used to have insomnia real bad too. ive even stayed up for 36 hours before. fucking sucked.

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  24. No, smoking just has a strange effect on me. I can smoke, and in about 10 minutes I gotta sleep. Then my mind starts having fun with me. Funny thing is, shrooms is fun as hell for me. Go figure.

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  25. 36 hours with no type of stimulant?

    That's nuts.

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  26. get the gorditas at Taco Bell. And the double deckers are good, too. Fuck Im hungry again.
    Ive been eating like a fat ass all day, I dont know what is wrong with me. I made these Reeese's PB bars a bit ago...aw man, so good.

    Oh yeah, Happy Birthday Anon. I guess you can have the other half of the pb bars I made.

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  27. i just sat there watching tv....i felt like a tweeker. horrible.

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  28. you probably just got paranoid for some reason..

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  29. Anon has 9 years left and counting...I think will pitch in for his casket.

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  30. thanks kb. can you dip them in nut sweat for me? i would appreciate that.

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  31. When's the last time you did 'shrooms 2dirty4u?

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  32. Shrooms scared the crap outta me. The best high I ever got was on accident, I took 2 Percocet. Sonofabeech some days I want to complain of back pain, menstrual cramps and headaches all at once to get a bottle from my dr just to feel that amazing again.

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  33. Weed has the same effect on me... 2D4U do you have ADD by chance?

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  34. I used to love the cheesy gordita crunch at taco bell until I found out that they are like 500 calories.

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  35. once i smoked a joint that was dipped in sherm. that was the worst day of my drug phase. it took me 30 minutes just to change the channel on the tv.

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  36. my nuts dont sweat anon, but I can probably pull some of the wardens underwear out of the dirty clothes and rub those on them? i really do to fucking much for you, this is getting ridic. what have you done for me lately?

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  37. I just go for the normal 79 cent crunchy taco.

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  38. Last time I did shrooms was about a year ago in Amsterdam. Never laughed so hard in my life. I was doubled over the next day my stomach hurt so bad and my cheeks felt like they were locked back like the Joker. Good times.

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  39. I saw a girl at walgreens a few months ago trying to get percocet with a fake prescription. It must be good stuff.

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  40. Yeah 2dirty4u, the weather is starting to get shitty. The wind is starting to really blow. Great sleeping weather.

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  41. Spurs, RQ can almost spell as good me while drunk, don't you agree? I was impressed by her skills.

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  42. Yup, it's windy as hell over here

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  43. lsd is a good trip....if you dont go nuts.

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  44. Yeah I was impressed too kinkyb!tch.

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  45. I miss the old X, that was always my favorite.

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  46. I think there is a tornado in your area spurs. You should probably sit under your table right now.

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  47. Damn, I'll never post my pic back up here again after typing this shit. LOL

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  48. Dg-when I was high on accident I felt all tingly in all the right places and felt like I was floating on the softest cloud ever made. My thoughts were so clear and just...smooth, I don't even know how to describe it, but it was amazing.
    I think I am going to get high on them again. Im pretty sure I have some left in my medicine cabinet from like a year ago.

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  49. haul ass to apartment 'b'!

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  50. ive never seen your pic, 2dirty. Post it again {twirls a lock of her golden hair while puckering her glossy lips}, pleeeaaaseeee?

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  51. You were posted on here 2d4u?

    KB: That's what demerol does for me.

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  52. isnt percocet basically synthetic heroin?

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  53. Sit under a table DG? Hell no, I'd love to see a tornado up close.

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  54. Will someone tell Wop I really was turned on by his ab pic so he will stop being sad about that one chick?

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  55. Did spurs take me seriously? He is ironically missing now.

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  56. oh hey, thanks elfie. liked the faglet comment.

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  57. What ab pic? Why do i always miss the good stuff?

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  58. No big deal, 2dirty4u, I've done X and 'shrooms, and smoked weed. Never done LSD or Acid. Or meth. Disappointed I haven't done LSD or acid. The meth is something I'd never try.

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  59. Never been posted on here thank you Spurs! I wonder if they can track IP's on here? LOL I've got in laws that work for the DEA. Nervous now. :)

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  60. No DG, I have a comment two above your 'seriously' comment.

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  61. Can you take a video of it up close and post it here if you survive?

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  62. anon, what did you grill for your birthday? did you get an icecream cake to lick off your craigslist skank later?

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  63. ugh...meth...wtf? have you ever seen that one hbo documentary on meth?

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  64. Yes. Notice the comment was posted during the same minute?

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  65. I can do that DG. I can't even upload it to youtube from my phone if the cell tower doesn't go down.

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  66. You're welcome Anon.

    <----- This is for DG

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  67. I have never done anything but pot... and pot laced with other stuff

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  68. Yes, I noticed that. I figured the minute thing screwed it up.

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  69. Why does Spurs get to know who all the cute guys are on here but we don't?
    Spurs, do these men know something we dont know?

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  70. What kind of phone do you have Spurs?

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  71. kb, i bought a bunch of batteries and a shaky thing that looks like a beaver with its tongue sticking out. not too sure what it is just yet.

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  72. Anonymous, I've seen enough pictures of meth heads to know how shitty that drug is.

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  73. The Iphone 2dirty4u. It's cool, but it seems the calls suck on it at times. It breaks up on the other end is what I've been told.

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  74. kinkyb!tch:

    I've never seen a pic of 2dirty4u.

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  75. i have seen people i went to school with that have done that shit and they look like they are in their mid 200's. im like...wow, thats classy.

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  76. For reals KB! I want to sknow what everyone looks like why cant we all trade pics through email and promise not to post them online?

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  77. oh just take one hit and quit it, Spurs. You wont get hooked.
    2dirty4u-just post your pic for like 2 minutes and then replace it with your icehotel pic.
    I have always wanted to go to that place, I love cold weather. DOnt ask me why I have stayed in AZ if that is the case, but it is true. One day I would love to see Iceland as well.

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  78. Naw I'm not sad I'm relieved actually. I have tried time and time again to do the right thing by this one (I already have one child out of wedlock with a nut) but fuck it I can't deal so I aint gonna that's it..

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  79. My ex does that... (yeah yeah I know that's why I'm not with him anymore that dumbass) and he looks BAD I mean skinny with a bloated stomach and yellow bulgy eyes... he actually used to be goodlooking.

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  80. What's up Wopness? I see some shitty times, but I asked anyway.

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  81. streets has an excellent idea!

    2dirty-Post your pic, post your pic, post your pic, post your pic

    Anon, even though we all know you look like Chris Issac a la Wicked game-post your pic or GTFO, birthday boy.

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  82. Iceland is on my to do list as well. Beatuful country.

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  83. astrid has it. she fell in love. i cant risk anymore 'fans'. it might blow my cover as a queer.

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  84. you are relieved? thats kinda sad, wop. Im sorry.
    I told you I would marry you after I divorce this one and find marry/divorce a second one. Just hang on for me, okay? I will sign your prenup as well. Shit, I dont want you taking all that I get from the warden and hubs#2 anyway.

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  85. If your cover gets blown, CBT will protect you Anonymous.

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  86. hahaha...catlady dyke.

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  87. Haha KB!
    CC me Astrid... pretty sure anon sent her a pic of Jesus.

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  88. haha.. he didn't send a pic of himself..

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  89. Hey Spurs, did you know who your evil twin was?

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  90. That was pretty good kinkyb!tch.

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  91. then it looks like i might have to blow him! yyiipppeee!!! my prayers have been answered! i finally get to see a dick smaller than mine!

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  92. 2dirty-its settled then. We will meet in the Iceland airport and see the country together. I need to know what you look like first so I don't leave with the wrong person, so find your fave pic and email me.
    Please and thanks.

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  93. I guess Dg is not here... taking this down again.

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  94. astrid, i did...just figure out which one it was. heres a hint: im wearing a biggie smalls shirt.

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  95. FMB looks like he has a nice body.

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  96. Hey Wopness, there's bloated boy again.

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  97. Thanks DG, I like it for sure. Sours says it's post-roid bloat, but it's not.

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  98. I am leaning more towards thinking you are the fat guy with the hairy chest...

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  99. .. but that wasn't you either

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  100. astrid, really? thats mean. i told you i dont have body hair like that. if i had any feelings, they still wouldnt be hurt.

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  101. Shit happens, some bitches just see a man doin well, stop the birth control to trap him, then realize they aren't gnna be a victim and the man is styand up and not a douche, they realize they need chaos and commence to their destructive ways... I aint gonna change um, just deal accordingly

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  102. ok...so where you the girl defecating the apple?

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  103. 2dirty4u:

    It was someone who was over at thedirty. I don't know if he still comments over there though.

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  104. you sent a pic of a fat guy with a hairy chest..

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  105. just bury them in the dunes. fuck it.

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  106. Ill get rid of roid boy sours, beleedat

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  107. how did that look like Jesus, Astrid. Last I checked he was skinny.

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  108. i know i sent that pic astrid. but i also sent the pic of me in the green leggings.

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  109. Wop, either you are marrying me or you are banging elfie, you cant have both.

    wait, what am i saying, yes you can cause that means you will leave me the eff alone and i will have the house/cars/credit cards to myself.
    Carry on, future ex husband of mine.

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  110. kb.. he sent a pic of Jesus too

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  111. Wop.. I found a picture of you, roidboy, and elfie

    http://www.retroland.com/retrotalk/userfiles/Donkey_Kong.jpg

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  112. astrid sent me pics of something called zooskool. not too sure what it is.

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  113. I don't think I want to know what it is.

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  114. yeah you do. its funny. i pee a little when i laugh at it.

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  115. Kb - I'd be happy with either, if I had both muy fat ass probably die of a heart attack

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  116. zooskool makes me think of this textpic I got a few days ago, it was titled Kentucky 3some. It had a chick getting it from behind while sucking a horses dick. IDk why, but it made me think of CBT.

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  117. I'm sorry Wop but I don't think FMB is going anywhere anytime soon. I like him a lot.

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  118. your not even fat, Wop. Im gonna make that pic my avatar so everyone can see it.

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  119. i think hes doing the heimlich maneuver.

    http://adult.ultradma.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Zooskool-Shawn-loves.JPG

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  120. What kind of porn are you into kinkyb!tch?

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  121. dont be stingy, fwd it to Elfie, wop!
    actually, he did not even make me sign an e-contract stating i would not post/fwd any pics I received so technically, I can do what Iplease with them.
    :rubs hands together: muah ha ha hah haaaahhhhhhh

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  122. Ehhh bathtime for me... carry on with your behind the scenes picture trading that no one includes me in... thanks guys, thanks a lot!

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  123. this chick fell off the couch and hes helping her back on. what a cool dude.

    http://www.jungle6.com/zoomovies/4/Zooskool32.jpg

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  124. chix aint aloud in da surkul.

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  125. I dont seek out porn, Spurs. Fo' reals. That link I posted the other day was something the warden was looking at. I made fun of him for days and he kept saying his friend sent it to him and he only watched it for like 5 seconds. He is the worst liar. The text pics I get are random and rare, but that one was just funny.

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  126. I didn't see that link kinkyb!tch.

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  127. elf, you did not even send me those calf pics of fmb. or his penis either for that matter.

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  128. yeah you did, you asked if that was the type of porn I liked. It was from pornhub, I bet DG has seen it.

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  129. I can't figure all that out on this phone kb but u can def forward it to elf, didn't think we needed a e contract kb we cool like thayt. And I know I aint fat but compared to my old physique I am

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  130. I decided to look at that second link Anonymous, you have to wonder what that woman is thinking.

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  131. omg, please tell me those are photoshopped, anon.
    find a cat one for Astrid.

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  132. hahahaha!!!
    women are crazy.

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  133. http://www.bridesbuzzing.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/instylecenterpieces.jpg


    I love this

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  134. So Wopness, are you at home or what? Is your computer screwed up?

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  135. Yeah, you should find one of a cat and e-mail it to her.

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  136. heres one for astrid.

    http://pussycatlovers.com/cat_sex.jpg

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  137. hes at the bar, crying in his scotch.
    if we lived closer, id be a shoulder for you to cry on, wop. im a nice gal like that to all men I meet.

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  138. Kb - thanksa for being so sweet too, I know it wasn't all that

    Elfie- sorry hun I'm not in the habit of sending body part pics to sumone in a happy realtionship when they don't ask for it

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  139. omg, poor cat had to take it from an ugly chubby guy. I hope she got paid good for that one.

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  140. anon, I cant believe you had the audacity to call me sick. look at all these pics you have. you are disgusting.
    i like you more and more everyday.

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  141. well kb, looks like you are gonna love me now. watch this:

    http://lbn.threat.tv/mrhands.mpg

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  142. Indeed kinkyb!tch, it seems he has a library full of screwed up pics.

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  143. gee, thanks spurs.

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  144. This chick is pretty hot.

    http://www.stylelist.com/2010/04/23/ashley-graham-model-lane-bryant-commercial?icid=main|main|dl3|link4|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stylelist.com%2F2010%2F04%2F23%2Fashley-graham-model-lane-bryant-commercial

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  145. Well c'mon man, animal porn isn't normal is it Anonymous?

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  146. uh....it is to kb and astrid.

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  147. check out these chicks:
    http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/dita-von-teese/dita-von-teese-20070127-203586.jpg

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  148. to bed I got, gotta get up at 6:30 YUCK!

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  149. he needs to give up the act already and move on to another gimmick.

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  150. g' nite, jim bob.

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  151. What other act could he pull Anonymous?

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  152. he could dress as dinosaurs?

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  153. He'd have to come up with something nutty like that.

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  154. whose lipstick do you think smeared more when those 2 made out?

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  155. he has pretty much limited himself already. i would dress as birds. imagine a giant parrot singing to you on stage.

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  156. thats pretty funny kb.

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  157. i like seeing the broads at his concerts. fucking wow. i have a fetish for goth chicks.

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  158. i remember at one of his shows i saw a chick wearing a see thru raincoat and a see thru bikini. nothing was left to the imagination. god damn, she was so hot.

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  159. those goth broads can be amazing.

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  160. i think all decent broads should wear see thru clothes.

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  161. I could see that happening in Iran.

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  162. ok man, i have beer to drink. i shall return tomorrow. good night all. and thanks for the b-day wishes.

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  163. No problem man. And Happy Birthday in 15 minutes. Enjoy your beer.

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  164. Spurs- I'm at home, I have no computer here since I got robbed

    Elfie - roid boy good as gone

    Anon- haven't figured out linkls on this phone yety

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  165. Did you write about being robbed Wopness? When was this?

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  166. Wop, you got robbed? Is there a nice area to live in Tucson? I didn't see one when I was down there. I just saw miles and miles of ghettoness.

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  167. That was nice of you to make a comment from the grave hitler.

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  168. Elfie I checked out the links you posted, I really like those centerpieces. Can't you make us some and mail them to me? :)

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  169. It sounds like Wop is having a bad day... I hope he is OK

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  170. Congrats on 200 DG. It seems Google has finally fixed the problem.

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  171. Astrid:

    Wopness is very upset. He sent me an e-mail telling me all about his feelings.

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  172. Nothing, Spurs. Just talking shit to some Blazer fans.

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