Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Porn for the Blind


The book, the brainchild of Lisa Murphy and called Tactile Minds, is designed to be 'enjoyed' by the blind and visually impaired - and is on sale for £150.

Among the 17 raised images include a naked woman in a 'disco pose', a woman with 'perfect breasts' and a 'male love robot'.

"We're breaking new ground. Playboy has an edition with Braille wording, but there are no pictures."

She said that she made the book after realising that the 'blind have been left out in a culture saturated with sexual images'.

Between 1970 and 1985 Playboy printed copies of its famous magazine in braille - but without raised pictures.

DG and Bitchhog, I think we have found your calling. Sure you're both average, but I think you both might be able to pull off some modeling for the blind. After some heavy brailleshop is done, you two could be hits. I should be a manager or agent or something like that.

99 comments:

  1. I tried to find the pic of the 'woman with perfect breasts', but I couldn't find it.

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  2. DG and BH would never make it as braille models. You can feel the fur on their snouts.

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  3. You like that 'fur on their snouts' line don't you CBT?

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  4. I really don't even get what that insult is trying to imply CBT. Like they are pigs or what?

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  5. Don't think I've ever heard the fur on theeir snouts before. I learn something new here everyday Spurs. :)

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  6. What's up 2dirty4u? I'm glad you learn things here. CBT is a beacon of intelligence, reading his comments will make you enriched no doubt.

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  7. I want this. How much is 150 pounds in dollars?

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  8. That's what I was trying to figure out.

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  9. And where is Skeets?? What have you done with her Wop?!

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  10. Yes, we need to put out an APB on Skeets.

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  11. If you were to make this brail guy scrawnier and add some bulging eyes in those sunken eye sockets it would almost be as if the blind person can jerk off to an image of spurs.

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  12. Do they only make one edition though? That is not really fair to the blind. What if one guy prefers blondes and the other brunettes?

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  13. I just looked kinkyb!tch, it's 232 dollars.

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  14. That's a fair question kinkyb!tch.

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  15. the puka shell necklace is a nice touch. I never considered that blind people might enjoy accessories just as much as a person who is not blind.
    This is really making me open my eyes to the needs of blind people.

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  16. So you are learning something too then, just like 2dirty4u.

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  17. DG said...
    If you were to make this brail guy scrawnier and add some bulging eyes in those sunken eye sockets it would almost be as if the blind person can jerk off to an image of spurs.


    Now that I look closer, that necklace charm looks like it says "SF".
    You didn't tell us you are a model now, Spurs. Congrats.

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  18. I liked 2dirty4u's other avatar, the one where he is on the beach. I hope he changes it back, I haven't seen it in like a year or so.

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  19. Spurs, are you excited for the playoffs?

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  20. Yes I am. I really hope that Phoenix and S.A. play each other.

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  21. Meh, sorta. I wish NBA played like college ball did, just a one game match up. That would be more exciting. I turned off the Suns game after the third last night, even the announcers had called the game by then, how embarrassing.

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  22. I like the playoff format, it really determines who the best teams are. One game is a toss up.

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  23. And I watched most of that game last night, Denver has gone down the toilet.

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  24. what the heck happened to Boston last night? And why did they keep leaving Hinrich open in the last minute or so? Stoopids. You know you are playing bad when a girl can play better than you from her couch.

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  25. Ooooh, you shoulda watched Lost though, Spurs! It was really good! I don't know how the ending is going to play out, I am almost scared that I will be disappointed in the series overall, but I will keep watching.

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  26. Hey Spurs, do they shut this town down for Cinco de Mayo? I mean we are in little mexico.

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  27. "kb said...

    I want this. How much is 150 pounds in dollars?"

    Between $450 and $500, last time I checked.

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  28. Ceebs, will you buy it for me? As a belated birthday present?

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  29. "Porn for the Blind"- How else do you think Pam Pucker makes her money?? That Vegas house rent thats packed full like a Mexican apartment isn't going to pay for it's self. Work it girl!

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  30. When I saw

    "SPURS FAN said...

    I just looked kinkyb!tch, it's 232 dollars."

    Of course, the last time I looked was 1991.

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  31. "kb said...

    Ceebs, will you buy it for me? As a belated birthday present?"

    Sure. Just touch my weewee.

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  32. "kb said...

    what the heck happened to Boston last night? And why did they keep leaving Hinrich open in the last minute or so? Stoopids. You know you are playing bad when a girl can play better than you from her couch."

    kbeezy, are you EV's female alter ego? You do know I'm a character made up by Rocket Queen?

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  33. I think I would enjoy selling clothing to the blind. "Suuure. It's a charcoal gray suit" to the guy leaving in a hot pink ensemble.

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  34. KB: why are you asking me what i did with her? I am not the roid raging on/off again BF. That should be suspect #1 in my (or anyones) book

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  35. Well go find her Wop! I'm getting worried now. Hopefully she is just super busy and roid, I mean insulin pumper FMB's hands are clean.

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  36. why is your kid so pissed in the picture, Franco?

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  37. 2dirty4u:

    She works somewhere in Vegas. She also is still doing the "modeling" thing.

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  38. She was actually happy there, you should see her pissed.

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  39. kinkyb!tch:

    Because CBT molested her.

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  40. Looks like your Bulls are going to sneak into the playoffs Francis.

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  41. CBT molested Elfie? Poor girl.

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  42. No, Francis's kid, DG.
    Wop better be out looking for Elfie right now.

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  43. Don't ever say something like that again, DG. I got a visual of an old dude with greasy hair and sweaty pits rubbing his chapped hands together as he hypervenhilated while eyeballing Elfie.

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  44. Francis is looking good in that pic.

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  45. KB: if you really want me to find her, e-mail me right now

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  46. "Y'all know who said...

    KB: if you really want me to find her, e-mail me right now"

    stalker much?

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  47. I don't have your new email addy, Wop.
    Evil-do you think roid boy has chapped hands, too? Something tells me no, but I am not sure what that something is.
    DG-he is. I am thinking of entering him in a contest I saw for Cute Dads. First prize is a 50" flat screen. I'm sure I will win.

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  48. I thought he was Jesus.
    I just noticed in that pic that Spurs has really big hands. How tall are you, Non-Evil Spurs?

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  49. Spurs,
    I don't know if I'll be happy if the Bulls get in or not. It's not like they will win the series, maybe a game, but who cares.

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  50. It appears that way 2dirty4u. He's been coming around for awhile now.

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  51. They might win one game Francis, but I think they will be swept.

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  52. 2Dirty4u:

    If you leave a comment and it doesn't appear, just give it some time, your comment will show. The comments have been screwing up lately.

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  53. Probably will. I guess I should be happy they made the playoffs, it's not like our draft gets much better if we don't, unless we were to hit a miracle in the lottery.

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  54. DG:

    I was referring the child in the picture. That's who CBT molested.

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  55. Of course he does Krazy bitch - he works out all the time and is always holding a herion rig in his hand aint he?

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  56. That's true Francis, and where they will pick, they'd screw it up.

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  57. Actually I mean they will screw it up.

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  58. And 2dirty, no they don't shut the town down for Cinco de Mayo. Though you are right, it is like being in Mexico.

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  59. San Antonio is to Mexicans what Cabo is to Americans.

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  60. "Porn for the Blind"- How else do you think Pam Pucker makes her money??"

    Funny.

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  61. This 2dirty fag sounds like a real flaming homosexual

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  62. So do you like San Antonio 2dirty?

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  63. I like it, it grows on you after a while.

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  64. Yes it does. I really enjoy living here.

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  65. Have you found the people here to be friendly?

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  66. i have found the people here are rally eazy to convince into having gay sex

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  67. Yes, the people here are friendly. I'm just amazed at the Mexican population here. One of my clients who is a wealthy Mexican was telling me they are expecting something like over 300,000 Mexicans to come to SA over the next few years due to the situation in Mexico.

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  68. Yeah man, and I grew up south of S.A.

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  69. Lot of fucking moon crickets here too


    too many nigs makes spurs fan mad

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  70. But indeed, I've even noticed more of an influx here.

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  71. LOL, Evil Spurs you live in Texas?

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  72. yep San Antonio - Im spurs fan's Tyler Durden, i live where he lives

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  73. Was laughing at your evil twin.

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  74. Not you pansy boy! (gay spurs) you cant be funny. you lack the charisma to be funny and the balls to say what you mean, which is why after a night of del taco and greyhound fuckin you created me in your mind man

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  75. So have you been out much in San Antonio?

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  76. Shit, he is funny though, you have to admit. No, I haven't been out much, I travel alot so I'm rarely here on weekends. I'll be spending more time here so I'll get a chance to get out more. Apparently they have some good bars close to where I live on Stone Oak.

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  77. where is all the whores twat pictures. I thought we made it perfectly clear yesterday that we werent putting up with the twatlessness of this site, didnt we spurs ol buddy?

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  78. I don't need to ask because I already know the answer. Don't get me wrong though, your way of asking is really smooth.

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