Tuesday, April 6, 2010

This guy can't catch a break



I'm thinking there's going to be a divorce and a trip to the unemployment office in this guy's future.

On a side note, anyone know CBT's address?

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  1. it's always valuable to know where the people you hate live

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  2. I don't know if you are referring to the line about CBT's address, but if you are, I just want to know it so we can send a Ozark/backwoods queens over to his compound.

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  3. this reminded me of Old School... "Yes, I am here for the gang bang"

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  4. How much do you want to bet that Drew was one of the dozen that showed up to that house?

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  5. Spurs, the last thing I need right now is one more woman to deal with. A live in girl, a fiancee and two baby mommas. No mas, por favor.

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  6. How did she start getting in the that church cbt? Has she been to other churches before?

    I don't know if they are worse than the Mormons.. but I hear they are bad. She might dump you if you don't convert...

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  7. DG:

    Probably was. He rented a helicopter this time to make an impression.

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  8. "Spurs, the last thing I need right now is one more woman to deal with. A live in girl, a fiancee and two baby mommas. No mas, por favor."

    So in other words, no mas cuentos?

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  9. Astrid:

    CBT is going to be dumped for sure, but it won't have anything to do whether or not he converts.

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  10. What's going on Pam?

    How are you?

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  11. Flo is not real so CBT cannot be dumpted.

    As for Drew, I bet he played his Jersey Trash over the loud speaker of his helicopter while landing in their backyard.

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  12. Thanks I had a shoot last week focusing on my ass and that was from there haha. I am just laying in my bed, going out with my friend a little later nothing too crazy. Just need to get out of my house, I am so fucking tired of having roomate bullshit =0 you spurs

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  13. What does that lame little =0 mean?

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  14. I am working with various companies that sale content, so mainly just hourly studio work around vegas. I was supposed to fly to phoenix yesterday to visit a friend but I forgot to call back for my ticket lol

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  15. Lookie Hear! The vid is dead so I have no clue what this post is about so I will just go with my agenda. The Associated Press came out with a story: Black conservative tea party backers take heat.

    They've been called Oreos, traitors and Uncle Toms, and are used to having to defend their values. Now black conservatives are really taking heat for their involvement in the mostly white tea party movement — and for having the audacity to oppose the policies of the nation's first black president.

    "I've been told I hate myself. I've been called an Uncle Tom. I've been told I'm a spook at the door," said Timothy F. Johnson, chairman of the Frederick Douglass Foundation, a group of black conservatives who support free market principles and limited government.

    "Black Republicans find themselves always having to prove who they are. Because the assumption is the Republican Party is for whites and the Democratic Party is for blacks,"

    Why is that there was so much propaganda that a "Black Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste", once they break the chains and educate themselves, they are considered "Uncle Toms"?

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  16. Oh, that's right Pam. You are doing those pics where you could end up hawking some dating service. Or whatever else.

    So was your "friend" the Porn Dentist?

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  17. What's up Preacher Drew?

    Though I do agree with wherever you copied and pasted that from. That's not surprising the black community would do that.

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  18. Seeing my friend the dentist ?

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  19. Yes, that's the question I'm asking. And he's not just a "friend" Pam, he's a business partner as well!

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  20. Yes I copied the body of my comment as apparent of the quotes that surrounded it Moron! I believe my paragraph at the end cleared that up. With that said, what up Bud?

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  21. I'm pretty sure the last paraghraph was copied too.

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  22. He is a business partner lol. Hes good yeah I was supposed to go out to phoenix yesterday after I yelled at him lol - but marvin is coming into town in a day so I need to be on my feet and ready for that

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  23. *paragraph*

    Someone probably left that as their own comment and you just copied it.

    Having said that, I'm fine, thanks for asking. How's the grifting going?

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  24. You two little princesses should make a video Pam.

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  25. Hey big drew did timberfake talk to you the other night ? We had a 30 min convo I think it was random lol

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  26. Drew:

    You still have a crush on Timberfake?

    Cute.

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  27. Nope, at times I'm able to speak from a clear mind and formulate my own sentences............

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  28. All right then, I give you some credit for the last paragraph then Drew.

    You're right.

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  29. Timber owns the STL and friended me on FB.

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  30. I bet you remember that day forever Drew. It will be like Kennedy being shot.

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  31. I mean your idol "friended" you? How could you ever forget that day?

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  32. Drew,

    This site is not about politics so please save that for your nightly phone sex chats with CBT.

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  33. Wow Drew you are almost big time since some loser in stl added you to their fb.

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  34. Marvin is only here 3 days, we are renting a car ! I am really just stoked to be with him outside of my house, with a guy who loves guys, get away from the drama here and all of that and have fun not work have fun

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  35. Drew's dream day would consist of a day shopping with RR and Timberfake and a night at the club with Ari and Nik.

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  36. I'm sure you two ladies will have a good time Pam. I really do hope you make a video.

    And don't worry about not working. Those street corners will still be there 3 days later.

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  37. Spurs,

    I bet you are busy creating a facebook page now in hopes to lure timberfake to you too.

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  38. FYI Spurs, I told him to go to the site and he said forbatum, you're ate up? I have copied and pasted below, LMAO!

    Christopher Hulsey April 3 at 11:02pm
    Haha that dude is ate up
    Sent via Facebook Mobile

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  39. Why did you have to put that in writing about Drew's dream? Once he reads that he will have to change his khakis.

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  40. "I bet you are busy creating a facebook page now in hopes to lure timberfake to you too."

    Uh, no thanks.

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  41. Fatso:

    What the hell are you doing talking about me anyway? Old Gossip Queen is what you are.

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  42. Funny again DG. But he has about forty pairs of khakis, so he's good.

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  43. The fact that he took the time to copy and paste a comment from his fb here just shows you how bad he wants a bromance with timberfake.

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  44. I bet all 40 pairs of his khakis have some type of mustard or grease stain on them.

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  45. He's in love with that little twink in St. Louis.

    "Timberfake friended me on Facebook!"

    Homo.

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  46. All this banter is trivial considering the sad state of this economy Dirty Girl after you voted in Obama!

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  47. I almost feel scared for Timberfake. Maybe we should call Chris Hansen.

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  48. No Fatso, I want to know what you and your boyfriend are doing talking shit about me.

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  49. We should DG. Drew's probably going to fly out and visit him. Once he mentions that, the authorities should be contacted.

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  50. He probably is. He is currently checking Hummer rentals in the stl area.

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  51. And Drew, these are hard times for everyone (not really). But the riff-raff you deal with aren't going to have as much disposal income as they used to.

    Maybe you can pimp out Timberfaggot.

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  52. I'm going to predict his next site name change to timberflake.com.

    The L was not a typo.

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  53. I really would like to know if that little queef and Big Fat Gossip Queen Drew are talking shit about me.

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  54. Big Drew is going nooowhere except to bed! Glad I could stop by this evening and create some stir fry. Harry Reid wants your vote DG???? Spurs, you know better!

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  55. You will never know unless you join the rest of the world on facebook.

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  56. Mine wasn't a typo either. I could see Fat Drew promising that he'll make Timberfaggot a superstar.

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  57. What do you mean I "know better" Drew?

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  58. Do you still screw around on myspace and facebook DG? I know you have a few "friends."

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  59. Idk who Harry Reid is. Following politics is a waste of time and energy Drew. Especially for you. You should probably prioritize your time and possibly check out monster.com instead.

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  60. timberfake? the same timberfake that stole a car?

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  61. Funny once again DG.

    But Harry Reid is the Senate Majority Leader and he resides in Vegas, so yes, it's a waste of energy.

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  62. So you aren't a fan of him Anonymous? You don't have a crush on him like Drew?

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  63. I don't use myspace but I do facebook. But I only use it for people I know and family. Not fantasy friends like Drew.

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  64. Stop flying under the radar Spurs just for visits? Speak your mind and let people know what you stand for.

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  65. drew and timberfake are flamers. i bet they dress up like women and cam each other all night.

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  66. Yes Spurs, let us know what you stand for even though you know none of us really care and you know this is not the forum to do so.

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  67. Fantasy friends?

    That's a good one.

    And Drew, I could rant and rave about politics and that twat Pelosi, but sadly they don't live in my state, so I can't do anything about it.

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  68. Yeah DG, Timberfake's a good friend.

    Dummy.

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  69. Drew,

    Your belly weighs more than me. So is timberfake family or a close friend?

    Also, I would rather kill myself than be related to you.

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  70. "drew and timberfake are flamers. i bet they dress up like women and cam each other all night."

    I bet Drew plays his techno and they dance around too.

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  71. So Drew are you going to head down to Atlantic City this weekend with some glow sticks and X?

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  72. i bet drew dresses up like a gay version of conan and timberfag dresses up like little bo peep.

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  73. I bet Drew is one of Nik's 3000 friends and he is considered family too.

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  74. hey drew, so why did your ex-wife get the restraining order on you? you never did answer.

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  75. He already has all that packed DG. He's excited to get to the club and hang out with his "boys."

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  76. DG:

    Nik is family to Drew. And Ari's like their high priest.

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  77. a myspace mafia family.

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  78. I bet timberfag where's his scarf with his little bo peep costume.

    And next week Drew will add a scarf to his wardrobe since he is now 'in' with timberfake.

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  79. 12:29 and I seriously need to take it down but I love this fight! it's taking everything not to slam this site with some Techno and blast the shizzle out of DG, even though I like her big, green bay, cottage cheese ass ;)

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  80. That's funny about little bo peep Anonymous.

    And DG, if Drew added a scarf with his khakis, he'd really be onto something.

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  81. i think drew might get a feather boa. the feathers will distract from his chin fat.

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  82. I think that's probably enough to be a turn off.

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  83. What is so bad about that scarf is you know he is seriously considering it.

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  84. He's probably going to start stalking stars and take pics. Now that would be entertainment.

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  85. who wants to bet that drew has at least one dress in his closet that he wears during his 'alone' time?

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  86. Not feeling the radical agenda here this evening? Perhaps The Anointed One can fulfill your needs. Take care all, until next time.

    Anon is for the gays!

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  87. and drew wants to move to 'the queens'.

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  88. We are a bunch of "radicals" Drew.

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  89. Funny. That is lame at this point isn't it?

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  90. I seriously don't know how Drew survives in day to day life. I hope for his sake he lives in a half way house.

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  91. Funny. Or maybe an assisted living place.

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  92. I think I've heard enough of the word 'greg' too.

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  93. greg...sad, just sad. nik is such a fucking moron. what i think is funny is that he is everything he made fun of. talk about irony.

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  94. Indeed, the greg needs to go. And yeah, you could see that day coming a few days after he Nik was outed.

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  95. That he is. I think everything he made fun of was everything he always wanted to be.

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  96. I still don't see how they pay the legal.

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  97. and remember his mugshot pic? what the fuck is the deal with the faggot ass hair? and then all those chicks who thought nik was some fucking brad pitt were sorely disappointed when they saw his crater face.

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  98. now hes making his living by being a douchebag promoter for a dying site.

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  99. The thing is, with that site and its content there's no real way to make money other than going to clubs.

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  100. Yes, it was such a disappointment to see what he looked like. And to think, I liked his voice. Deceiving.

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  101. has anyone seen the number of comments lately? practically nonexistent.

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  102. and then nik went and fucked alien in vegas.

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  103. yup. and thats why alien disappeared from the site. i heard she blackmailed him or threatened to.

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  104. Oh yeah? That would explain it. And his whole deal with voting her and Leper off.

    Though that was pointless.

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  105. yeah. but leper was voted off but kept coming back. and is still back.

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  106. Yep, and from what I've seen a bigger wreck than before.

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  107. remember when she went on tyra and was crying because she wanted to quit being a tramp and said she turned her life to jesus? and then the time she got her teeth knocked out and said she wasnt gonna party anymore and was really gonna turn her life to jesus?

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  108. This is the understatement of the year, but she has some issues.

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  109. her and pam just need to krazy glue themselves to each other and jump off a tall building.

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  110. I can't believe Chelsea Handler is doing a book tour and is not coming to Phoenix. That's fucked up.

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  111. I always knew nik had to be ugly.. I never really liked his voice either..

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  112. So you are a fan of Chelsea Handler DG?

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  113. she was pretty 5 years ago. time isnt always kind to women.

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  114. So you've been going to thedirty for awhile Astrid?

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  115. Are you referring to Leper Anonymous?

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  116. who was alien and why did she sleep with Nik? Did he get ruffie her or something?

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  117. no, chelsea. age caught up with her quick. as if she were at a stop light and then, bam! theres age right next to her.

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  118. Alien was a friend of Leper's. They did porn together. You've seen the pics right Astrid?

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  119. I went on and off.. I wasn't hardcore into it.. but I know a lot that went on and probably missed a lot too..

    I didn't go to dirtyscotssdale

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  120. Yes. I just bought her new book too. She is coming to your town spurs. She is even going to fucking kansas. Why would she not come here?

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  121. alien was lepers best friend. nik used the ol' ,'im nik richie from thedirty.' line. kinda like how drew ears a 'i know nik richie' shirt.

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  122. Well DG, maybe I should go to her show and tell her to visit you.

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  123. Damn, all those comments in a row at 12:15.

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  124. I saw Lepers pics... haha.. that is funny..

    Did Nik post alien and say he wouldn't.. I bet he fucks girls he says he wouldn't when he gets the chance..

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  125. Chelsea is 35 or 36 I think. But you are right anon. She isn't aging well. But I think it's her lack of makeup that is making her look worn down.

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  126. her wiki page says shes 35. maybe she was 35 10 years ago.

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  127. You should. She would be a cool friend to have. Maybe I will befriend her on facebook and feel cool like Drew.

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  128. She'll be like a part of your family DG. It will be like you're her sister if you are one of her thousands of fans.

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  129. Sarah is my other fantasy best friend. I would love to hang out with Chelsea and Sarah at the same time.

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  130. I found Alien... she wasn't very pretty..

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  131. how lucky would you be if you were hanging out with them and just so happened to run into cbt, drew, and nik at the ice cream parlor?

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  132. astrid, alien was a whore. pussy has no face.

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  133. She would feel like the luckiest woman in the world Anonymous.

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  134. Is there alien and leper porn pics? I didn't see those.. I remember seeing leper and her together in one of those pics..

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  135. Did any of you ever watch Sarah's show?

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  136. And then sarah can hook me up with matt damon.

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  137. Yes Astrid there are. It's Camp Cutie.

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  138. can you imagine cbt and drew sharing a root beer float? just picture those 2 drinking from the same glass at the same time but with 2 different straws. oh, and nik is taking pics for their photobucket account.

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  139. Spurs,

    Can you do a post begging Chelsea to come to Phoenix for me and we could spam her myspace and facebook with it?

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  140. sarahs show was funny as fuck.

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  141. Yes DG, that plan would work no doubt.

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  142. thedirty is pathetic.. nobody is commenting over there..

    I seriously wonder how they can manage to keep it running with the overhead costs, utilities, rent, etc.

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  143. Sarah is 40. She does look good for that age and she looks natural too.

    You know, I didn't know that was Heather Graham in License to Drive until recently.

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  144. I think they are running it out of their house now Astrid.

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  145. I watched sarah's first season.. it was funny, but sometimes she can be annoying.. I can't explain it

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  146. Damn, I didn't know Sarah was 40.

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  147. sarah's voice is annoying..

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  148. It can be annoying at certain times.

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  149. are you serious DG... nik is running that site out of his house??

    He can't keep promoting either... he is getting kind of old for that, and I don't think he can afford more botox.

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  150. http://jewsribsinbearjaw.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/sarah_silverman-crotch_02.jpg

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  151. Yes, he runs it out of his place Astrid.

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  152. His pock marks and trucker hats will conceal his wrinkles Astrid.

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  153. i do remember nik saying that anyone over 25 that does promoting is a douchebag. and nik was never able to afford botox, he traded ad space for cosmetic services.

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  154. shit... I missed that news..

    Looks like Ari will have to repackage his pitch for their reality series..

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  155. That's funny DG. Those trucker hats are so in.

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  156. oh yeah, nik has the latest von dutch hats.

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  157. maybe Nik will be working as a Walmart greeter soon.. KB can send a photo to peopleofwalmart.com

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  158. i cant believe people were paying $100 for one of those hats.

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  159. I have a von dutch shirt.. I only sleep in it..

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  160. Think of all the people who paid top dollar for Ed Hardy and whatever that other crap one was.

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  161. sure astrid....sure. we know you take myspace profile pics in it.

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  162. ed hardy...lame. a lame ass tattoo artist selling his name out to a lame ass 'designer'.

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  163. And people bought it up like sheep.

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  164. like the idiots that buy 'tapout' gear.

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  165. don't make fun of people who wear tapout, they will kick your ass

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  166. the only way you could look more douche is if you had a nozzle on top of your head.

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  167. i love how they can just put on a tapout shirt and then all of a sudden they are mma fighters. its like they have batmans costume.

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  168. one time my cousin and i got into a debate about his tapout wardrobe. i asked him whats his deal on buying everything tapout and he got super defensive like he was defending a religion or something.

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  169. WTF is wrong with Nik... he cheated on his hot wife with a ugly skank, and he smoked some crack in a dirty Vegas bathroom..

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  170. and those guys wearing tapout walk around with bow-legged arms. fucking jokes.

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  171. from what i heard nik also went to a crack den in st. louis.

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  172. Your cousin has a tapout wardrobe?

    Nice.

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  173. And yes Astrid, his wife was hot for that guy to pull.

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  174. lol... we should get Nik a tapout shirt...

    and we should also get Terry one

    http://upload.moldova.org/movie/movies/r/reno_911!_miami/thumbnails/tn2_reno911_3.jpg

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  175. yeah, i told him that maybe it should be time to quit wearing clothes from toy-r-us and he got pissed. then he asked me about my clothes i was wearing and i told him that i dont always wear things like that.

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  176. Do you watch Reno 911 much Astrid?

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  177. Toys-R-Us?

    Nice. And what were you wearing?

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  178. who just decides to smoke crack like that because they think they are ballin??

    ... i know, a fucking idiot, but really... Nik is that damn stupid?

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  179. terry is nick swardson... he is funny.. I liked Grandma's Boy just because he was in it.

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