Monday, April 12, 2010

Tiger Woods has a new endorsement


I really do wonder how long it's going to take for Tiger to "live all this down" so to speak. Five years? Ten years? Or will he always take ridicule? Either way, I like him as their endorser.

270 comments:

  1. he should try for a viagra endorsement.

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  2. It still wouldn't surprise me if he and his wife end up divorcing.

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  3. I don't think he'd be able to get away with that. It seems he doesn't have luck when it comes to people keeping their mouths shut.

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  4. thats when you do a double cross and kill the hitman yourself.

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  5. Someone needs to burn down ESPN for running 24/7 coverage on Tiger Woods.

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  6. Let's get some gas and head to Connecticut.

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  7. ok. we can be like kill bill.

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  8. We can film our adventure and get CBT to narrate it.

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  9. we can just fold that midget into a suitcase and he can be our surprise weapon.

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  10. CBT will put them to sleep permanently.

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  11. cbt stories are about as exciting as oatmeal.

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  12. can you imagine the snoozefest his nazi rally is gonna be?

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  13. That's what they should call it. Snoozefest 2010.

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  14. cbt would make a lousy nanny. if he isnt molesting your kids then hes killing them with his bedtime stories.

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  15. how about lollapa-snooza?

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  16. "cbt would make a lousy nanny. if he isnt molesting your kids then hes killing them with his bedtime stories."

    That's funny.

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  17. imagine him walking out of the kids room and the baby bottle is empty but his condom is full. ick.

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  18. hes a lollapa-loser.

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  19. Funny. Or if he isn't molesting the kids or killing them with his stories he's stealing the baby formula to give to his women.

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  20. or cutting his coke with it.

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  21. Yep, or cutting the coke to make more money off the goofs in the Ozarks.

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  22. i wonder what the coke scene is like over there. i bet they cut the shit out of it with meth.

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  23. Nah, they cut it with laxative. That way all the men can meet at the outhouse for some "fun."

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  24. loks like cbts gig is up!

    http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2010/04/12/20100412tea-party-foes-plan-to-crash.html

    hes been found out.

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  25. I have to say that is pretty lame for them to send people to the TEA parties to do that.

    But we really should notify whoever we need to notify and let them know there's a scab in Arkansas.

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  26. wouldnt that be funny if cbt had to give that announcement?

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  27. That would be irony at its finest.

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  28. he would be all like, 'we got ourselves a fucking yankee in our mist! he probably is black!'

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  29. Funny. You know, being he's into tall tales, maybe while he was saying that his nose would start to grow.

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  30. then he will start talking about other random shit to throw them off. i really hope somebody has the intelligence to post that nazi rally on youtube. i cant wait.

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  31. He said his speech will be played on that radio station website.

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  32. i can pretty much guess that there will be a subliminal nazi salute thrown in there somewhere.

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  33. Wouldn't it be a bummer to find out that CBT is just out in the parking lot in his Bronco ranting to nobody on his CB?

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  34. driving around aimlessly wearing a cowboy hat and speedos and tinted safety goggles.

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  35. Funny, but he'd probably be wearing his Depends.

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  36. he would be reading movie quotes from 'cool hand luke'. 'what we have here is a failure to communicate....with our government.'

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  37. or maybe he would just duct tape some kotexs to himself instead.

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  38. Meanwhile all the truckers listening to his rant are telling him to shut the fuck up.

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  39. maybe he could pull off the whole smokey and the bandit gig?

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  40. I really do hope there's some video of that event.

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  41. even just audio would be great. i wish it was happening tomorrow.

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  42. i wonder if hes gonna wear his denim bellbottoms with the oversized denim shirt and a denim tie?

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  43. Probably. What would be better is if he's wearing his 3 Wolves shirt.

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  44. mountain home is one happening place! check out this video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BhZzPyMF9Q

    the guy can barely drive with all the people in his way.

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  45. or maybe a camo trucker hat that says, 'you cant see me'.

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  46. I want to go to Music on the Square.

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  47. did you see how crowded it was? there must have been about 12 people there! fuck that...im not into large crowds. im just gonna stay home and watch it on the news.

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  48. I'd try to pick it up on my transistor radio from my trailer.

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  49. all you need is a bent wire clothes hanger...you could also use it as a wireless internet antenna.

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  50. i bet they saw that guys camera and asked if he worked 'fer the talkin' box folks'.

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  51. If I took my land line and hooked it up to the hanger it would work like a cell phone.

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  52. then you would get constant lectures about being a fancy pants show off.

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  53. i bet people there take their wireless handsets around with them to make it look like they have cell phones.

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  54. wow...i found a match.com ad for mountain home. wow...i cant believe it!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swmTD2hKH44&feature=related

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  55. Her favorite movie star is Pam Anderson? We should post that for Drew.

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  56. hahaha!! fuck yeah! i bet drew would have sex with her.

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  57. It's good to see you two are having so much fun.

    laughing at your own jokes, that is.

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  58. howdy bh. care to join us in the hot tub?

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  59. Spurs, are you mad at google for the ad placement of "Friend-Blaster Pro?" I do believe that they are insinuating you need friends.

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  60. The water looks a little to creamy and discolored. But, thank you for the invite, anon! and Spurs, thank you for the compliment.

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  61. better than the greg blaster pro.

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  62. nevermind the water. just consider it a sperm cappuccino.

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  63. No problem, I just hope to one day be at your level of wordly wisdom.

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  64. Who was saying anything about wisdom? It was just an observation on comments.
    But, yes, my level is unobtainable.
    I'll still be your friend, though. I need to look as if I am a humanitarian for social positioning.

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  65. Anon, you just gave Drew a new idea/scam with the greg blaster pro.

    Good Eve, Chef.

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  66. Couldn't wait any longer to put up this Tolliver one. It was too dirt nasty.

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  67. bh, he more than likely has already done a powerpoint presentation about penises.

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  68. 'I'm going to knock you out of the park, don't worry.'

    lol!

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  69. Too bad the picture isn't as big through that link. He was so far away from the rim.

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  70. spurs, so whats the scoop on bh? do you finally have a pic of her??

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  71. Nah, I wouldn't post her pic. I wouldn't even share anything she's told me. But still, I'd pile drive that head of hers right into the fucking ground.

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  72. would that piledriver look something like this?:

    http://www.sidian.net/Drafts/piledriver.jpg

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  73. I do have to say Anonymous, you do have an arsenal of pics and links at your disposal.

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  74. it would be cool if we could add pics to the comments. hhhmmmm....

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  75. Oh, I'm not going to rip her anytime soon. And it won't be anything that's not fair.

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  76. i think shes hiding in a dark room somewhere.

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  77. But yeah, I think she's left. She's probably deep in meditatation, trying to figure things out.

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  78. thats where the boogeyman hides too.

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  79. Spurs, the new GTA content comes out today finally. More vehicles and weapons to go on killing spree's with.

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  80. Oh, Spurs. Don't get all crazy because of some potshots. That is what everyone does around here.
    Anon, Spurs has a lot of my pics. In fact, he actually knows me personally more than anyone here.

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  81. True. Anonymous, I actually greg blasted bitchhog one time.

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  82. And then she quit talking to me after that.

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  83. I have a lot of Spurs' nude photos and in multiple positions.

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  84. Well, it's not really extra "content" because I'm sure they are full games. It's pretty much GTA 4 with a different story, characters, and random stuff added in.

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  85. You are too much man for me. I prefer dudes who like trannies.

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  86. Oh, so it's a whole new game then EV.

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  87. spurs has a pic of me...but he doesnt want to post it because it might jeopardize my witness protection program. i used to work for the mob...or something like that.

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  88. Well Bitchhog, I do remember you saying something about being intimidated, but I can't say for sure, I never paid much attention to whatever it was you were talking about.

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  89. Wopness isn't single anymore, that one shemale he liked got ahold of him.

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  90. Physically, yes, they are on their own discs and are full games. But as far as being a "whole" new game, it's really everything from GTA 4. I know that sounds weird, but for it to be a whole new game, that would imply a different city, programming, etc...

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  91. intimidated? I don't believe I have ever described myself as such....

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  92. Maybe it was inspired then bitchhog. I don't know, I remember it started with an i.

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  93. Of course. I was ready to get it today because I read the date wrong. It's like $40 for two games.

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  94. EV, do you play Super Mario Bros?

    I found myself youtubing where the secret coins are late one dateless night.

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  95. Spurs, you gave me indigestion.

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  96. Oh, that was it. That makes sense.

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  97. In all fairness, Spurs, you have the body of Conan O'Brien.

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  98. I don't, BH.

    I'm also thinking of getting Borderlands and the first Bioshock since they're in the $20 bin. I still haven't heard DG's in-depth analysis on Heavy Rain.

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  99. Yeah, she never said anything about that game.

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  100. good nite bh. i will skim some of this froth off the top of the hot tub and save it for you.

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  101. yeah, what can i say? im romantic like that.

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  102. You ever watch South Park, Spurs?

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  103. You taking off Anonymous? Later on man.

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  104. You've been watching the newer episodes? I just watched a few, laughed my ass off at the Medicinal Fried Chicken one.

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  105. I missed the first episode of the season, but I saw the marijuana one and the newest one about facebook. The medicinal marijuana one was great.

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  106. Those are the two I saw. The Marijuana one was the best SP I've seen in a long time.

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  107. It's great how long they've been able to keep that show funny.

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  108. I know, probably the longest running comedy program I can think of that hasn't suffered from overused humor and tired gags.

    Speaking of tired gags, I can't believe people can still stand Family Guy.

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  109. After awhile Family Guy can be too much. I've never watched that Cleveland Show, but I've heard it sucks.

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  110. I only saw a little bit of the Cleveland Show. Looked even worse than Family Guy. American Dad was terrible.

    I don't watch much. Catch South Park every now and then. I do still watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force DVD's, though.

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  111. Yes, American Dad was terrible.

    And I watch ATHF. I saw where they are doing live shows all over the country.

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  112. Well EV, I probably should go to bed. Good night man.

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  113. Oh, and the playoffs are right around the corner. They are going to be great.

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  114. Alright, later man. You on a normal sleeping schedule now?

    And yeah, the playoffs are going to be awesome. I think it sucks Bogut is out, though. Kind of wanted to see what the Bucks could have done in the East.

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  115. I wouldn't say "normal" EV. It is 3:00 here. And yeah, the Bucks are going to get bounced easily now.

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  116. Oh, I didn't realize it was that late.

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  117. "Anonymous said...

    he would be reading movie quotes from 'cool hand luke'. 'what we have here is a failure to communicate....with our government.'"

    I think I'm gonna use that line. Thanks Anonymous. I've already ripped off Hank Jr.

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  118. And as far as security, I've arranged for a local biker gang to provide it for the TEA Party.

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  119. "bh said...

    In all fairness, Spurs, you have the body of Conan O'Brien."

    That was fucking funny.

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  120. "SPURS FAN said...

    I want to go to Music on the Square."

    No, you don't.

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  121. "Anonymous said...

    i really hope somebody has the intelligence to post that nazi rally on youtube. i cant wait."

    I think you'll be able to watch it on our website.

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  122. SPURS FAN said...

    True. Anonymous, I actually greg blasted bitchhog one time.
    April 13, 2010 2:13 AM

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    And then she quit talking to me after that."

    That's because it took a trip to the ER and anesthesia to stop her hysterical laughter.

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  123. I think Tiger should start doing commercials for douche products..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1cAYWi9E_0&feature=related

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny-jDCh_vOk&feature=fvw

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  124. haha.. Anon.. I didn't expect to see naked brothers taking a bath at the end of that clip....

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  125. EV.. I agreed with everything you said about women's MMA. Gina isn't the face of women's MMA for being an ass kicker in the octagon. It's because she does a lot of modeling and guys think she is hot.

    I knew Cyborg was going to win the fight. She is a better fighter than Gina.. probably the best woman in MMA, but she isn't as appreciated because she isn't sexy. You also know that Gina was freaking out after that fight... she refused to come out of her dressing room and she hasn't talked about it since...

    Strikeforce also paid Gina 3x's more than Cyborg, which was not cool.... but Gina had more at risk.

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  126. ... and when my sister fights, everybody usually tells her her fights are the best of the night..

    The audience is a lot smaller than UFCs, of course, so perhaps it's harder to market on a national scale..

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  127. I found two little asian girls fighting.. the didn't go like I thought, and the take down was really cool

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni37QQESWEg

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  128. Damn, that referee called that fight quick.

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  129. So CBT, you are still giving that speech right?

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  130. I have been watching asian female fist fighting... it's pretty cool

    I would do that. I would need to train and stuff, but I would rather do that than MMA if I was going to fight...

    The asian style is more like the sparring I did in karate and taekwondo

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  131. I thought the other girl was going to win because she was taller.. and she had better reach, but the little girl pounded her. She was KOed

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  132. When she flipped over the taller girl went head first into the mat... and she went limp

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  133. So you fancy yourself as a fighter Astrid?

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  134. I am just saying that is what I would do if I wanted to fight, but I am not afraid to try it either.. I have sparred before.. but that goes on longer than sparring. They do the 10 count..

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  135. You should fight CBT. That would be a fair matchup.

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  136. that is funny spurs..

    I could do this..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHs2JomVcwQ&feature=related

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  137. You can tell she was scared too.

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  138. she didn't get her ass kicked that bad... and I have been hit in the neck like that.. the worst place I got hit was the back of my jaw, because I thought it slid out of place for a second and the joint popped

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  139. these refs stop it when somebody is seriously getting their ass kicked bad... it's like extreme sparring.. sparring is fun, but I would be a little nervous to do this too

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c84balg2Nmg&feature=related

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  140. a man hit me in the jaw.. it was in karate class..

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  141. CBT is about as articulate as ozzy osborne with no tongue

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  142. Hey Evil... do you go to del taco and start fights with the teenagers when they your order wrong??

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  143. So Astrid, when he hit you, did you cry?

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  144. astrid, so you like it rough you little skank? come play with me baby, ill show you rough

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  145. that is funny ... but no I didn't cry spurs..

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  146. Evil Spurs I doubt you could get hard for me since I am not your mom and I won't serve you del taco...

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  147. if I am forcing myself upon you then I could

    and dont forget my dog

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  148. I know you would enjoy the fight evil.. because I'd shove you face down so hard on your own cock your balls would be buried in your nostrils..

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  149. CBT is about as good looking as William Defoe's face covered in shit

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  150. I'm sure CBT will appreciate that.

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  151. bluewaffel.net

    .. enjoy

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  152. "SPURS FAN said...

    So CBT, you are still giving that speech right?"

    Yes.

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  153. Evil Spurs has issues. I think he fucked Rocket Queen. That'd warp anybody.

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  154. Is anyone going to record it CBT?

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  155. Spurs, you've asked me that 15 times now. Yes, it'll be recorded. It will be available on our website on the 16th. I'm not sure it will be videoed, but I believe it will be. The website is mountaintalk97.com.

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  156. so how can you tell if an asian has down syndrome?

    and astrid...i already used bluewaffle.

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  157. i dont know, thats why i asked. it would be nearly impossible to tell.

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  158. Oh, I thought that was a joke or something.

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  159. Wow, it seems the comments are fixed. No fucked up numbers.

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  160. did you rig the comments to work against yourself?

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  161. 2 more days until cbt gives the sieg heil salute.

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  162. "Anonymous said...

    so how can you tell if an asian has down syndrome?"

    They date CBT

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  163. I used bluewaffel so spurs knew... I have sites too anon.. I am just saving them for something special.. hehe

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  164. i think esf is right.

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  165. "Astrid said...

    I used bluewaffel so spurs knew... I have sites too anon.. I am just saving them for something special.. hehe"

    You will need something different to offend me, I jerk off to bluewaffle often

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  166. something special? what do you mean?

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  167. I am glad Evil.. that was my twat BTW

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