Spurs: I know I have said that I like this girl etc.. etc.. but something about this one in particular I REALLY like. Even though her sisters are disgusting skanks that get on my nerves, I really find myself crushing on Kourtney. What do you think?
I think she's the least skanky one of them all, that's for sure. Her sisters are wrecks. That pic of hers in the dress is photoshopped to hell, and the pic of her in the white bathing suit isn't the best, but yeah, good job on this one. At least your standards are improving. That's a plus.
I don't know Wop except that if Raging Tranny doesn't like him then he must be all right.
ReplyDeleteAnd he's right about Kim here. Just these pics of Kim here can make the RQ nightmares subside for a bit.
errrr... Kourtney.
ReplyDeleteKourtney is sooooooooo fine. I'd lick this girl's butt crack on a hundred degree day.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Frodo?
ReplyDeleteYou can look at his other crushes under that label Wopness.
ReplyDeleteYou should write her a letter telling her that CBT. She probably wouldn't call the cops, she'd call you and set up a time.
ReplyDelete"CBT said...
ReplyDeleteKourtney is sooooooooo fine. I'd lick this girl's butt crack on a hundred degree day. "
don you ever speak of my KK in this manner
I seriously have an unhealthy celeb crush on this one
ReplyDeleteYou have posters up of her in your room or what?
ReplyDeleteKourtney looks a lot like my youngest baby mama, Tiffany.
ReplyDeleteNo posters, and yeah right CBT, dont ever lie like that again
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I'll send you a pic tonight when I get home. Tiff's thinner, eyes are more Asian, but they're both dark complected and small with big tits.
ReplyDeleteAll right CBT. Do you have a pic with her? And what are you wearing in it? A sports jersey?
ReplyDeleteCBT the one upper guy
ReplyDeleteNo Spurs, I'm not in any pics with her. The last one I was in a pic with before Flo was Kelly and those were taken in 95 with a disposable camera. My ex wife got a hold of a couple of them and that ended up costing me an extra 50k in the divorce settlement so I didn't let myself get photographed with anyone after that.
ReplyDeleteI don't own a sports jersey, btw. You must have me confused with Wop.
2005 not 1995. Lost a decade there.
ReplyDeleteKourtney is the one of the three ho's that has a kid and that's dating a white guy. I agree she is the best sister.
ReplyDeleteCBT's picture of Flo is really just his neice. Sicko hahaha
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteCBT the one upper guy"
Actually I'm not.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteCBT's picture of Flo is really just his neice. Sicko hahaha
My niece is blond and only 14 and looks it.
That's good you don't wear a jersey CBT.
ReplyDeleteI don't know Fl Anonymous, I think that's really CBT's chick.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteKourtney is the one of the three ho's that has a kid and that's dating a white guy. I agree she is the best sister."
She's by far the best sister. Kim's hot, but Kourtney's ass is proportionate to the rest of her body.
I actually think Kim's the worst of all three. She's the most popular or whatever but I can't stand her. I know they were all waiting for me to announce that. hahaha.
ReplyDeleteAn Arizona restaurant that refused a blind man entry because a waiter thought his seeing-eye dog was "gay" has been ordered to apologize and pay compensation.
ReplyDeleteIan Jolly was told he could not take guide dog Nudge into Adelaide's Thai Spice last May because a member of staff objected, The Sunday Mail reported.
The restaurant's owners said a misunderstanding had arisen between Jolly's female companion and a waiter who understood the woman "to be saying she wanted to bring a gay dog into the restaurant".
Must've been RQ. First the guy she was with was blind...
No Spurs, I'm not in any pics with her. The last one I was in a pic with before Flo was Kelly and those were taken in 95 with a disposable camera. My ex wife got a hold of a couple of them and that ended up costing me an extra 50k in the divorce settlement so I didn't let myself get photographed with anyone after that.
ReplyDeletebullshit
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ReplyDeleteMaybe it's because these pics don't do this chick justice, but I'm not seeing where this is something better than you could spot in a mall on any given day.
ReplyDeleteEazy V said...
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's because these pics don't do this chick justice, but I'm not seeing where this is something better than you could spot in a mall on any given day.
how dare you
im with ez-v on this one. ive seen better even at the metro center mall.
ReplyDelete.
ReplyDelete...
ReplyDeletewop...
did you have a crush on her, pre-pregnancy or post baby?...
- chef -
Sorry, Wop. But, a lot of the women you post leave me absolutely baffled.
ReplyDelete"CBT said...
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I'll send you a pic tonight when I get home. Tiff's thinner, eyes are more Asian, but they're both dark complected and small with big tits."
What CBT means is he is going to google "Kardashian lookalikes" when he gets home tonight.
did you have a crush on her, pre-pregnancy or post baby?.
ReplyDeletehad it pre- but surprisingly enough (scott is a mega douche) post baby has shown no subsidence
I'd say Kim is the worst one as well Fl Anonymous. Though Khloe is neck and neck with her.
ReplyDelete"Isnt this the only one of the arab klan that doesnt fuck blacks?
ReplyDeleteOh and i would rape CBT's hooker"
Nice of you to chime in Evil.
CHEF:
ReplyDeleteHe does like babies mamas.
EV:
ReplyDeleteWhen Wopness gets real and sends in a pic of a man, then it will become clear. No more baffled for you.
"What CBT means is he is going to google "Kardashian lookalikes" when he gets home tonight."
ReplyDeletePretty much DG.
SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteEV:
When Wopness gets real and sends in a pic of a man, then it will become clear. No more baffled for you.
pretty lame spurs, you are reaching
Yep.
ReplyDeleteWhere's Skeets and kinkyb!tch? I hope Skeets wasn't at that wedding and got caught up in the spirit and elope with Canseco.
ReplyDeleteScott is a mega douche. I do not understand what she sees in him.
ReplyDeleteWhat does he do anyway?
ReplyDeleteSPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteWhat does he do anyway?
pretty sure he's like a male paris hilton - socialite (gay)
That relationship won't last.
ReplyDeleteHe looks gay, seriously. And those pink clothes with the sweater tied around his shoulders? He is 1985 gay. Not even his personality makes up for his look.
ReplyDeleteHow much money is he worth?
He does look a little fruity. And I didn't know he had money, but I guess he'd have to.
ReplyDeleteAnd I didn't know Kourtney was the oldest one of the sisters.
ReplyDeletehere is a photo of Kourtney looking hot
ReplyDeletehttp://kimkardashian.celebuzz.com/2009/04/17/kourtney.jpg
Yes, she's hot in that picture.
ReplyDeleteI can't tell kim and kourtney apart.
ReplyDeleteFunny. I don't think he's that feminine is he?
ReplyDeleteOh, you wrote kim and kourtney. Yeah, they do look alike. Kloe is pretty easy to pick out though.
ReplyDeleteI can tell who is who..
ReplyDeleteI think I will go to Germany... I don't have friends in the area, but it's not as expensive as London and since our currency sucks, I will go where my dollar stretches the most..
I will go to England before I come back home.. and make some friends in Germany
Where's Elfie???? :(
ReplyDeleteGod darnit, Ms. RQ, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.
ReplyDeleteHaha thanks rq, your opinion means everything to me, and I'm sure just because u said it everyone is sure to agree
ReplyDeleteRQ's still alive??
ReplyDelete"Hairy leprechaun?"
ReplyDeleteNice.
Yes, she's still alive TeXaS.
ReplyDeleteAnd I don't know where Skeets is. She might be in Vegas.
ReplyDeleteHey Miss Texas,
ReplyDeleteSomeone smeared refried beans all over the state Capitol today. Maybe if you hurry over you can wipe them all up with some flour tortillas and finally feed your hunger pitbulls.
Sure as you're still a fucking fat ass, I am still alive.
That sounds fun Astrid.
ReplyDeleteSo he just came over and banged you? (I'd use a more romantic term, but it seems that's what happened)
ReplyDeleteI am trying to talk my mom into going with me and staying a week or two... but she is nervous about the plane. She thinks the flight will be too long... IDK.. she has been on planes before.. wtf
ReplyDeleteI'm sure it will be funny as hell when you "go there" Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteSo are you buying my ticket Astrid?
ReplyDeleteHow old is this guy Giraffe?
ReplyDeletei have my ipod blasting in my ear so i do not listen for my phone to beep with a text.
ReplyDeletemeanwhile i have so many dudes after me. i could give a shit about them. they would do anything for me. no, i go for the guy who treats me like shit.
53.
ReplyDeleteRQ did you post a few nights ago and say you were dumped? I am confused.. are you talking about your ex, and how you were dumped?
ReplyDeletei keep crawling the fuck back for another kick in the fucking teeth.
ReplyDeletei need my head examined. i'm going to change my phone numbers.
well, goodnight everyone.
ReplyDeletegood night RQ..
ReplyDeletejust so everyone knows...i'm changing my phone numbers, then i'm hitting up my friend for an ambien prescription and i am going to sleep this fucker out of my system. i shall return in two weeks or so. hopefully a lot skinnier. i've gained like five pounds.
ReplyDeleteTry not to hurt your hand if you decide to punch your wall Giraffe.
ReplyDeletegood night, dear astrid. you are my new contemporary. fuck Elfie.
ReplyDeleteGood night Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteSpurs.. if you want to visit me.. I would be happy. I won't have any friends when I get there...
ReplyDeletecan't you have two contemporaries?
ReplyDeleteJust to let you know Astrid, I'd prefer a first class ticket.
ReplyDeleteThanks.
You can have two contemporaries, but I think she was being sarcastic about Elfie being her contemporary.
ReplyDeleteI am not paying your way... ask somebody else too
ReplyDeleteWell that's not very hospitable of you.
ReplyDeleteYou're such a bitch spurs... I would translate for you and host you, and take you anywhere you want to go.. but that's not enough. If I have to play to role of your momma and book your flight, then you stay in you momma's basement. They is no del taco in germany
ReplyDeleteNo Del Taco?
ReplyDeleteForget it then.
LOL... I am screwing my engrish again
ReplyDeleteSo what month are you going Astrid?
ReplyDeleteOH, and by the way I will never have to look at another pitbull again if I don't want to.
ReplyDeleteAre all the dogs gone TeXaS?
ReplyDeleteI don't know.. I guess in the fall sometime.. but I have to check my schedule and see exactly when I can leave..
ReplyDeleteI didn't bring any of the damn dogs with me....
ReplyDeleteI did love them, and they are Grand Championship bloodline show dogs worth over $1500, but hey, they're all just fucking mutts now.
I think Germany would be cool to visit. Get back to my roots.
ReplyDelete.
ReplyDeletedo you know which part of German your family is from?
ReplyDelete"but hey, they're all just fucking mutts now."
ReplyDeleteFunny.
No, I don't.
ReplyDeleteI can count to twenty in German :)
ReplyDeleteReally? I can count to twenty in Spanish. English too.
ReplyDeletethat sucks spurs... is your family name really common?
ReplyDeleteI don't want any dogs, i'm about to move out of my parents house after two weeks (cant stand it any more) and room up with one of my good friends that I've known since middle school until I get my pharm. tech. license in the end of May.
ReplyDeleteI don't think so Astrid.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds good TeXaS. And you'll get the license at the end of May? Nice.
ReplyDeleteI can only count to ten in Spanish...sad, huh?
ReplyDeleteI'm half hispanic too. My grandpa taught me german. And I can play "smoke on the water" on the acoustic now. lol
MOVIN ON UP :)
Moving on up indeed.
ReplyDeletethat is good spurs... it will probably be easier to find out where your family came from then..
ReplyDeleteIf you want to check into it..
Yea, so much for Perot Systems for now. I mean I can still get the job anytime as long as I get my degree in Computer Science. I just have to finish half a semester. But for now I need an alright paying job....and that will do it....
ReplyDeletecomputer science sounds so boring to me... good luck MT
ReplyDeleteAt one time I could play that song on guitar too.. I might be able to figure it out if I messed with a guitar again..
I'll ask my dad sometime Astrid.
ReplyDeleteYou think you'll like being a pharmacy tech TeXaS?
ReplyDeleteIm taking a 2-day lecture for $400 then it costs $120 to take the exam. As long as I pass (which I will, I have a 3.5 gpa) then I will get my license.
ReplyDeleteI've been told it's fairly easy, so we'll see.
Damn, you can get it that fast?
ReplyDeleteIf I am near where your family is from... I could explore some cemeteries for you, because I am that nice..
ReplyDeletehonestly, I didn't want to do anything in the "medical field", but I'm desperate....hahaha
ReplyDeletei'd much rather work at perotsystems...but it's in PLANO. And I'm single with no money right now. Like Pammy :) Hey I could get CBT to pay for all my shit like FLO.
I know somebody who passed that pharm exam.. I didn't ask her how hard it was, but I am guessing it wasn't that hard. she passed her first try..
ReplyDeleteYou should still study MT... you probably know that thought, you seem smart
so he just called on my home phone. just as i was changing the number. says he will call again tomorrow. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ReplyDeletei'm from germany. my mommy just went back. she left me here to deal with this heartbreaker on my own. she would put a fucking skewer through his ass.
ok, i'm off to do some plotting.
you could get CBT to pay your way.. he is always talking about how he likes your eyes and boobs
ReplyDeleteyes, the pharm examine is easy. The give you an empty aspirin bottle and ask you to count out thirty pills.
ReplyDeleteI would say ten tries and Miss Texas will ace it.
Oh, nice to see you have such an undying devotion to your supposed pitbulls you sorry piece of shit.
who the fuck cares what those dogs are worth. get your dog from the kennel. That's where your dad found your mom. useless bitch, Miss Texas.
You should get yourself a CBT TeXaS.
ReplyDeleteHave fun plotting Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteshe left the boards before because i drove her sorry ass into the ground, had her crying like a baby. now she has beefed up her defensive, but she has such a fragile psyche, i'll send her packing soon enough.
ReplyDeletehaha see what I mean? she can dish it out but can never take it.
ReplyDeletefuck you rocket queen dont you even bring up my mom you know she died when I was 15, your so fucking sorry.
ReplyDeleteYour the piece of shit. Let's bring up her mom because you know that it hurts me...FUCK YOU!
don't let the door hit you on the way out, Miss Texas, your fat ass might break it in two and then we'll all catch a draft.
ReplyDeleteDo us all a favor and take the whole bottle of Ambien. Then you will burn in hell....heartless bitch
ReplyDeletebitch, do you actually think I remember anything about your mother? i'm far more concerned about what you do with those pitbulls.
ReplyDeletedo you seriously think i remember anythning about your pathetic life?
ReplyDeletehell fuck and hell fuck no.
because i do not care.
now, miss texas, you are going to pharm school, then you should know a whole bottle of ambien isn't going to kill anyone.
ReplyDeletegod, Miss Texas, you bore the fuck out of me. You are just too stupid to keep me entertained.
ReplyDeleteI'm not going to be a Pharmacist, smart one.
ReplyDeletePharm. Tech. don't even deal with the medicine directly. And I'm not a pill head like you so I wouldn't really know.
learn the fucking difference between the two.
ReplyDeleteNPO FUCKING SHIT.
ReplyDeletedo you think that I thought for one moment you were going to be a pharmacist? you need more than some dumb vocational school to be a pharmacist. you'd never get accepted into the program.
ReplyDeleteif you hurry, you can still wipe those refritos off the state capitol. Jan Brewer would thank you for clenaing her window. A suitable job for someone of your ilk.
ah, what the fuck, I'll meet you there with a container of sour cream.
ReplyDeletenow how the fuck more friendly can i be?
and that's how you treat me.
you learn the difference, I already do.
ReplyDeleteYour wasting my time, and pissing me off.
Going to bed for real this time.
BYE K
i'm going to bed too.
ReplyDeleteGood night TeXaS.
ReplyDeletefuck i have a headache. where is miss texas, i need someone to count me out two tylenol.
ReplyDeletehey spurs, you don't say goodnight to me?
ReplyDeleteGood night Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteGiraffes need love too, you know. i'm a giraffe.
ReplyDeleteok thank you. Good night.
ReplyDeleteWell, I was typing it out, and I saw more of your comments coming through, so I hadn't sent it yet.
ReplyDeleteDamn Giraffe, you type fast.
ReplyDelete"If I am near where your family is from... I could explore some cemeteries for you, because I am that nice.. "
ReplyDeleteThat's nice of you Astrid.
I happen to find RQ funny. Yeah she talks shit. But so what.
ReplyDeleteI'm still a rockstar.
She is funny.
ReplyDeleteAnd what do you mean by rockstar?
As soon as I typed so what that song by Pink popped into my head. What planet do you live on spurs that you have never heard that song?
ReplyDeleteEarth. And I've heard of that Pink song, but I didn't ever think anyone would be that cheesy to drop Pink into a comment.
ReplyDeleteForgive me.
Then if you knew the song, then why did you ask what I meant?
ReplyDeleteLook, the last thing that would pop into my mind is someone using a Pink lyric. Besides, as cocky (wrongly, I might add) as you are, it wouldn't surprise me that in that thick little head of yours you see yourself as a "rockstar."
ReplyDeleteIronically, my nickname used to be Rockstar. Now before you try and be all creative with some lame insult, I did not name myself. I fucking earned that title.
ReplyDeleteI'll play along.
ReplyDeleteSo how did you earn that title?
Oh, check out this Vegas trip my friends from work and I are planning in July. We are going for 2 nights and during that time we are going to go on all the rides on top of the stratosphere, bungee jump off the stratosphere, sky dive, and zip line over some canyon. Of course there is going to be alot of drinking involved too.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like fun.
ReplyDeleteFuck. And yeah, you have to log on first, or just type in your name once you have made the comment.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure it was a very entertaining read Streets.
I can't tell you all that spurs. Some things you would just never understand.
ReplyDeleteAnd how have you been? How was the wedding?
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's it DG. More like you couldn't come up with a good story to go along with your bullshit nickname. Understandable, you were probably shocked I even bothered asking.
ReplyDeleteElfie,
ReplyDeleteBlogger is giving you another shot. It knows you can re-write whatever you had to say and make it so much better than the first time.
Sometimes it may feel as if Blogger is against you, but no, it is your friend. Embrace him.
Skeets:
ReplyDeleteI was wondering earlier where you were. I was thinking (and wrote) that when you were at the wedding you got in the spirit of things and eloped with 'roids.
Funny DG. Maybe you should call Google again, being you can reach them directly.
ReplyDeleteIn short it said RQ is funny only cause she's crazy.
ReplyDeleteNo man will ever have her around in a way that would constitute her and him speaking for any extended periods of time. She is a diarrhea mouthed, washed up, money grubbing, low self-worth, sour faced cunt with nothing better to do than hunt for her next sugar daddy only to have him take advantage of her just as the 500 sugar daddies prior to him did.
Well, I guess you got your point across with that comment.
ReplyDeleteNo, you just don't earn that name in one day. I obviously earned it over time. Do you know how much typing would be involved in that?
ReplyDeleteThat will be just a little part of my history that I will choose not to share with you. So just learn to accept it.
Gee, how I am going to be able to fall asleep now without knowing that?
ReplyDeleteYeah. The wedding was beautiful, I cried during the ceremony, I cried in front of everyone when I gave my toast, I didn't get to eat any of my dinner and got no cake either... I guess that is my job as maid of honor right?
ReplyDeleteThat sucks Skeets.
ReplyDeleteBut I'm sure the bride and groom appreciate you being there and giving a great toast.
*appreciated*
ReplyDeleteI did appreciate Elfie. Thanks for being my maid of honor.
ReplyDeleteNobody is going to ask you to marry anytime soon DG. Of course, there are desperate men out there. But still, nope.
ReplyDeleteWho said I gave a great toast? Just a toast Sours... I am not an articulate speaker when I am nervous (fumble and foil ya know?) but as I said in my toast, the bride and groom know whats in my heart. I winged it by the way... no planning or notes just spoke from my heart.
ReplyDeletewhy didn't you get cake or food... you guys are supposed to get yours first
ReplyDeleteNevermind then Skeets. I was thinking it was probably pretty damn mediocre, I just thought I would be nice.
ReplyDeleteYou are very welcome DG, you KNOW what's in my heart... I say it best when I say nothing at all. (I bet RQ hears that a lot from the men she "dates")
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteYou have a case of trying waaaayyyy too hard to insult me and failing miserably. Calm down. It will be ok.
I got cake and food but because I was running around trying to make sure the bride was good and had drinks by the time I sat down they were clearing the plates :(
ReplyDeleteActually Sours, my toast was pretty good but I did cry and made pretty much every woman in the room breakdown too... that was in my job description too.
I'm not trying to insult you, I was just stating how I feel.
ReplyDeleteI wish I could have heard that toast.
ReplyDeleteopp FMB is here talk to you all later! Night
ReplyDeleteBut good night Skeets.
ReplyDeleteI like RQ, too. Sorry MT. I am also sorry to hear that you are wasting your money on pharm tech school. Those start at like $11/hr (at a good company), and you do deal with meds directly..did you research your job/what school to go to before you signed on the dotted line? I'm not being facetious, I really think you should reconsider and explore your options before going forward with that. That is not a career, it is a job, and one you will burn at quickly if you pursue it for the wrong reasons. Wanting something to pay you well for little to no work from your end is a wrong reason, btw.
ReplyDeleteAnd kinkyb!tch finally comes around. I was wondering where you were today as well.
ReplyDeleteIdk why, but reading Eazy V post the word "baffled" made me laugh out loud.
ReplyDeleteo
ReplyDeleteLOL.. I cried when my cousin got married, because his mom danced with him, and she cried the entire time. The DJ even said he was about to cry watching them.. They danced great together too..
ReplyDeletethe baby's daddy of this chick's kid reminds me of Christian Bale in American Psycho.
ReplyDeleteThat's beautiful Astrid.
ReplyDeleteYou're right, he does look like Bale in Psycho.
ReplyDeletethat sounds like the gayest wedding in history, Astrid. Do not repeat that story again.
ReplyDeleteHe does KB! Maybe that is why he creeps me out so much.
ReplyDeleteSo how was your weekend kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteno... it's gay when they have kids and think their kids are the greatest people to walk the earth, and their kids are actually really annoying and need to get their asses beat
ReplyDeleteHow old are the kids?
ReplyDeleteIf anyone needs to consider desperation at this point, it would be you. Unfortunately, your only shot is with someone even more desperate. Good luck.
ReplyDeleteMaybe KB can hook you up with some chick in a coma.
6 and 2.. I think
ReplyDeleteThat was a terrible attempt at insulting me DG, considering that exchange was 20 comments ago. It took you that look to come up with that? Time to rethink your plan of attack.
ReplyDeletethat *long* to come up with that
ReplyDelete