Friday, May 14, 2010

87-year-old Woman Busted for Selling Crack


Ola Mae Agee, was arrested after a month-long investigation by the Escambia County Sheriff's Office targeted drug dealing in her Pensacola neighborhood. During the police operation, Agee sold $20 worth of crack to an undercover cop inside her Martin Luther King Drive home. The April 30 transaction was secretly videotaped by investigators, according to a sheriff's report, which listed Agee as a "retired janitor." Police executed a search warrant at Agee's home yesterday, and charged the senior citizen with selling cocaine.

I'm pretty sure MLK Jr. wouldn't be cool with crack selling on his street, but I have to give the lady credit for her entrepreneurial spirit.

395 comments:

  1. Any news on how the hearing went today?

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  2. Maybe she'll stop by and let us know.

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  3. Oh Skeets, I sent you an e-mail earlier this morning, did you check your e-mail today?

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  4. No I haven't checked it yet... I will now.

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  5. checked and replied

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  6. Sours, you fat lard, go check your mail

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  7. Fat lard? That wasn't necessary. You check yours, 'roid boy lover.

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  8. I have heartburn but I havent eaten anything in 3 days... this sucks.

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  9. Are you planning on eating tonight?

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  10. And aren't you about to get off work?

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  11. I tried to eat lunch today, I heated it up and the smell immediately made me nauseous. I would love to eat tonight but who knows if the sickness will allow it. I guess we'll see wont we?

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  12. I"M SO HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want a salad from Chopped (choice greens) and some kind of delicious soup. UGH

    I also would love my bed right now, I am just about to leave work in 10 mins.

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  13. 10 minutes? Nice. You should get FMB to bring you some soup Skeets.

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  14. He will bring me anything I need, the other night I was really really sick and he was trying to take my temperature and giving me meds... he even used those Zicam swabs on my nose (that was a bit awkward) haha!

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  15. I wish I had a FMB!

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  16. I'm sure you can find one Astrid.

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  17. Are you planning on taking some roids to be my FMB?

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  18. How did it happen that most of us are sick.. except spurs?? I am going to take some nitequil now..

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  19. spurs do you take vitamins everyday or get vaccinated for everything? are you just one of those people who never get sick?

    I get sick all the time.. I got swine flu when that was going around..

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  20. yes.. did you get that? It wasn't that bad.. I coughed a lot, and it hurt.. and I was out of breathe a lot..

    I think the regular flu is worse..

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  21. I had mono a few years ago too.. that was really, really bad.. That is the sickest I have ever been

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  22. hah.. I can't believe apple named it an Ipad.. LOL

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  23. LMAO

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7p6g9ndBB8

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  24. every time I heard somebody say Ipad I LOL

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  25. Where is everybody?!
    SOURS?! KB?! WOPS?! DG?! ANON 1,2 &3?! MT?! DEX?! ASTRID?! CBT?! EV?!... lindsay? rocket queen? anyone?

    Am I the only loser home on a Friday night?

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  26. I made some veggie soup... with purple cabbage, it turned the broth, onions and potatos purple. I keep tring to convince myself that the purple color contains extra healing nutrients.

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  27. Yeah, it was actually pretty good (keep in mind I have not eaten in 3 days) and I feel ok after eating it.

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  28. I really want an eegee
    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Mvz-nxmbNt8/SmWygz5C8kI/AAAAAAAACWw/DHHgtAhFXuU/s320/eegees_lg.jpg

    YUM!

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  29. It's kind of like an icee but with real fruit and more icy, less syrupy/watery.

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  30. That's what I thought, wasn't sure.

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  31. Yeah it's native to Tucson thing, they serve sub sandwiches and the drinks, which come in Pina Colada, lemon or strawberry with an additional flavor that changes monthly.

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  32. Anonymous mentioned some bad ass place to eat tacos in Phoenix, seems like there are some good places to eat around your area and Phoenix.

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  33. Of course Skeets, it's San Antonio.

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  34. I don't remember where they mentioned but here there are som great places to eat... most of which are in the Ghetto haha

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  35. Are there are lot of ghetto areas in Tucson?

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  36. Yeah and it's weird cause there are pockets of bad within the good and total ghetto trash neighborhoods within a block or 2 of million dollar homes.

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  37. That's right. I remember asking you about that before, but I forgot exactly what you had written.

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  38. I can't sleep and I am coughing a lot...

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  39. Every colored neighborhood across the country has a street named after MLK, just sayin.

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  40. Thanks for clearing that up Uncle Tom. Funny name by the way.

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  41. Not much. Lame night over here. went to happy hour after work.. All and all a boring friday night here. Is it still storming over there Spurs? Wonder if they can finish that tournament.

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  42. There's another group of storms heading this way Fl Anonymous. It will be surprising if they are able to play. If it pours tonight like it did last night and today, that course will be unplayable.

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  43. Uncle tom they have a mlk street everywhere. downtown fort's even got one

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  44. I wonder if they will make Matt Jones the current leader from thursday's round the champion if the can't play the other 3 rounds. Whats up with the shitty weather Spurs.. C'mon now

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  45. Any report's on Nik's court date earlier today?

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  46. If yall donate to my cause I's do a dance fo you.

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  47. I don't know, but we need the rain. Plus if this storm that is approaching is really that bad, it should flood. Which is cool.

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  48. Yeah Anonymous, I should have something to report on this weekend or Monday morning. We'll see.

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  49. How much you want Mr. Bojangles?

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  50. I need to come down to San Antonio sometime and party spurs. You should host an event at some dive bar.. the whole spurs army will show! I'll be your agent. hahaha.

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  51. How about we hold the event in a parking lot? Or a small tent?

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  52. I want to meet some texas chicks Spurs. I'm visiting lets go party!!

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  53. I go to NYC next week.. going to meet this economist, and the chair wants us to prepare questions for him. But IDK what to ask... I am watching him on the news, his ideas are pretty run of the mill..

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  54. Any cool bars in SA that you recommend spurs

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  55. Mr Spurs, Im a humle po foke, a qauter is's all I need.

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  56. Don't get me started with you again astrid!!

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  57. Don't hit up many bars Fl Anonymous, but there are some cool bars here for sure.

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  58. I have about 10 cents for you Bojangles.

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  59. Astrid where do you live?

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  60. Bonham Exchange Anon. Spurs is a regular.

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  61. I'll come visit spurs and we can hit the town. Never been to texas before

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  62. Again with the Bonham Exchange Drew?

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  63. Anonymous said...
    Don't get me started with you again astrid!

    Like I care... all you did was call me an idiot.. oh nooooooo

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  64. I get to take another dose of cold medicine in about 2 hours..

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  65. I'll give you a does Astrid

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  66. so what happened with our least favorite camel jockey today?

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  67. Famous Spursfan is following in Nik's foot steps as a promoter. Everyone, check out his fiesta every @ Club Essence tomorrow night.

    Northcentral - 1010 N Main Ave., San Antonio, TX

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  68. az anon decided to stop wacking off and say hi..

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  69. astrid, email me. az anon.

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  70. Seriously Spurs one weekend I'll visit and we'll go party hard core son!! Funtimes

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  71. no, i had a long day today. alot of things to do.

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  72. Wow, just wow! Nik is a piece of crap

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  73. That just came to you all of a sudden Skeets?

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  74. elfie you say that like you just realized it..

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  75. I hope nik lost big time today in court

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  76. I meant to ask... what the hell is chatroulette?

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  77. its where az goes and wacks off

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  78. It's where Astrid has been spending her days and nights lately Skeets.

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  79. it's mostly a bunch of guys wacking it to each other

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  80. No, no, no I've know this quite sometime.. probably realized it when he posted my pics and called me a horse.

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  81. you got posted at thedirty, elfie?

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  82. Did you get posted when it was dirtyscottsdale Skeets?

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  83. it was thedirty and not DS anymore.

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  84. it's was before it became very popular though

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  85. i wonder if nik cried when he found out hes 1.5 mill in the hole.

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  86. Elfie Streets:
    A. She looks like she died and forgot to lay down.
    B. Her ass looks like it got smacked with a snow shovel.
    C. Her modeling pics were shot with a 1.2 mega pixel K-Mart camera.
    D. She's in love with Big Drew's huge greg.
    E. She went down on Spursfan and came up with a mouth full of cobwebs.
    F. Rocket Queen moved and sold her a second hand couch that all her animals pissed on.
    G. Last month's rent check bounced.
    H. Her panty hose have more holes in them then the ozone layer.

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  87. He doesn't care... he's such a cocky bastard that he thinks he can intimidate, harass and cheat anyone he feels like. I bet he is hiding any assets he has

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  88. Drew just basically told you to spin off Skeets.

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  89. like that theo van gogh guy that got killed.

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  90. Are you asking about I through Z Spursy?

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  91. Yeah Drew, let's see what you can come up with.

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  92. Mohammed? Just a another name the shines take up in prison after they have broke the law.

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  93. maybe this can be nik in the middle of scottsdale road one day?

    http://www.m5board.com/vbulletin/attachments/off-topic-forum/91786d1257449884-one-place-earth-not-destroyed-2012-theovangogh.jpg

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  94. Got ya scarecrow. give me a few.

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  95. or maybe this?

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WPtM2RtVtbw/R3Kifv3vYmI/AAAAAAAAAJA/Q-cz5blsh6A/s400/Crazy-Death-Sungai-Wang-05.jpg

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  96. Drew... I don't pay rent. AZ anon can tell you I own my house.

    Secondly I don't wear panythose EVER, they are constricting and I a don't have any skin flaws/ bulges to hide.

    Everything else pretty much speaks for itself. As if I would ever buy any of RQ's "Ann and Nancy of Heart custom designed furniture...

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  97. hey drew, want elfies home address?

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  98. i bet you do. hahahaha. oh well, too bad.

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  99. well, maybe i can give you a hint. she lives in arizona.

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  100. Anon... the difference between Drew and you is that you just pretend to stalk me and Drew actually would.

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  101. No anon, I do not want her addy. I'm just busting her . I actually like Streets but that does not mean she is immune from I-Z :)

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  102. I'm just waiting to for Drew to type "jane sayyyyyyyyyysssss, I'm done with Sergio!"
    I bet he's like half a 5th away from reciting janes Addiction.

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  103. "Mohammed? Just a another name the shines take up in prison after they have broke the law."

    Funny.

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  104. elfie, want to explain why you didnt stop for that red light in april 2004?

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  105. Haha... sure anon. It was a an arrow that turned yellow while I was in the intersection.

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  106. and you went to defensive driving school to get it off your record huh? well, not your record but so you dont lose points.

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  107. and why do you still go to jazz-ercise classes?

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  108. and your last purchase with your debit card was a bottle of ky and duct tape. want to explain?

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  109. I thought you and FMB were celibate Skeets.

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  110. Haha the duct tape is for his mouth and the KY... well that's for him too.

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  111. now she dont know what to do. straight busted. and astrid is on cam sticking her cats legs up her turd cutter.

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  112. Elfie, I'm reviewing your pics (I have all) while my shorts are down around my ankles ;)

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  113. Did you not see my speeding ticket in Safford? I am a flippin outlaw man!

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  114. Wait, wait cahtroulette makes you go on camera... no no no

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  115. I'm gonna go put on a mucha lucha mask

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  116. i always lol when i read turd cutter... that and ipad are funny to me for some reason

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  117. "I am a flippin outlaw man!"
    You're Hammered drunk like usual!

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  118. You talking to yourself there Drew?

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  119. My kids just got home from my moms... bedtime. My head and back hurt. i wish I was "hammered" Drewl but I am too sick to drink tonight

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  120. drew is drinking rotten apple juice again.


    oh yeah, turd cutter.

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  121. Sometimes the way you act makes me wonder what I am to you....

    With your loving arms around me and you whisper to me Big Drew

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  122. hey astrid, thanks for replying to my email. snob.

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  123. Keep in touch with yourself Elfie :)

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  124. i didnt get any mail

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  125. I read where the second Wall Street movie got great reviews at the Cannes film festival. I was hoping when that movie didn't disappoint, I hope I like it. That's one movie I'd pay to see in the theaters.

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  126. i sent it to you like 15 minutes ago.

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  127. when *I heard about that movie it didn't disappoint*

    Damn, I was off on that one.

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  128. Bad case of the Astrid's and Pelican's.

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  129. i wish chat did age verification.

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  130. Spurs,

    You have information on how the court date went?

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  131. Hey Kasey, are you going to keep me waiting?

    Heat

    Blazing boys
    1500 N. Main Ave., San Antonio, TX

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  132. DG:
    What are you feeding that fat ass these days?

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  133. Drew,

    Pass out already, you old drunk.

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  134. Are you doing one of those "Stay tuned!!!" things like Drew?

    Is Kristen your getrad?

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  135. Check out my show right now on Fox News!

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  136. Big Drew gives the best blowjobs, without a doubt my fellow Americans.

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  137. I'm rubbing one out to your pic DG :)

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  138. Are you waiting for approval through your legal team?

    Where's Wop? Maybe Dex can stand in for him.

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  139. Always something smart to say, huh DG?

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  140. I will remain silent and come November during the mid-term elections, all you left wing losers will see what's up, period!

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  141. Rubbing one out? You finally caught on to that new phrase?

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  142. Who cares Drew. But I like the part of you remaining silent.

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  143. Sol Jewstein, my lead counsel says, oy veh!

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  144. Drew is going to take over the political scene by force DG.

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  145. I ran into a wall and knocked myself out so I didnt go out tonight =) you ?

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  146. Regarding this post, I thought all crack was sold on MLK Drive nationwide and all prostitutes were located on Van Buren street.

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  147. I dunno sometimes I walk to fast in rooms it happened before but it busted my eye open so I had to go to the ER this time I am just not moving =) hi drew

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  148. Yep, in Houston MLK Dr. was a shithole. The around around the MLK Dr. around here is a dump too.

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  149. So what have you been up to Pam?

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  150. Webcamming shooting videos uh uh moved south to a condo dont know if I updated that

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  151. Chicago is the same. I knew to stay away from that area. Actually, I avoided all of the southside of Chicago.

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  152. I've read and heard numerous times how shitty the southside of Chicago is. I was only there for a few days, I didn't go anywhere near that area.

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  153. Hi Pam. FYI, MLK blvd, st, ave etc is a shit hole in every town across this country. Why do you think?

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  154. I live with a guy and a dog and a cat on the blvd

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  155. Yeah, that's where the projects are. When I used to take metra to work the train would go through there. It was bad. They filmed Candyman there and that one movie with Halle Berry where she was a crackhead with a baby.

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  156. Martin Luther King had a dream, every street name after me with be a crack infested shit hole. Every apartment complex will be section 8

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  157. "Big Drew said...
    Hi Pam. FYI, MLK blvd, st, ave etc is a shit hole in every town across this country."

    Pay attention, alcoholic. I already said that.

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  158. Was that your interpretation of his speech Drew?

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