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I don't know if you want to post this... it's kind of funny, and I thought of wop when I saw it
That was nice of Astrid to think of Wop while she was was laying in bed with her cat's face buried in her cooch (at least that's how the scenario played out in my mind) watching her favorite show. This lady fits with the other hood rats he likes.
And being that Wopness goes with the "Ya'll know who it is" lame moniker now, I think I need to come up with a name for him. When he was pissed at CBT for trashing him he went into a long winded rant about his life of hard knocks and some prison time so I'm going to start calling him Oz.
Enjoy the video Oz.
How does that happen that one body part is so freakishly disproportionate with the rest of the body parts?
ReplyDeleteExactly. She has a huge ass.
ReplyDeleteIt's like god was playing with a jigsaw puzzle of bodyparts and couldn't find the correct ass piece so he shoved one of the wrong size in out of frustration.
ReplyDeleteI also want to know why her bottom doesn't cover her crack... isn't the point of getting a bikini that you can get different sizes for the top and bottom?
ReplyDeleteThat is such a gay stretch for a name it borders on stupidity.. But I'll play along
ReplyDelete'It's like god was playing with a jigsaw puzzle of bodyparts and couldn't find the correct ass piece so he shoved one of the wrong size in out of frustration.'
ReplyDeleteThat was a good one Skeets. And as far as the bikini? She just wanted to show off her body.
Thanks for playing along Oz.
ReplyDeleteI stabbed McMannis
ReplyDeleteNever watched that show, but that's good you did. He probably deserved it.
ReplyDeleteFollow the Yellow Brick road!!
ReplyDeleteLarge over-sized asses are a direct result of high blood sugar levels and Diabeetus.
ReplyDeleteAppreciate the PSA Wilford.
ReplyDeleteJust call Liberty Medical, tell 'em Wilford sent ya. Let them know you might have the beetus and they will send you a testing kit and some Viagra.
ReplyDeleteCheck your blood sugar and check it often
ReplyDeleteI wonder how she finds jeans to fit her.
ReplyDeleteSudden loss of limbs and erections are a sure sign of Diabeetus.
ReplyDeletehahaha.. Nice video. I heard CBT fucked her before she got the Ass implants.
ReplyDeleteTosh show is hilarious.
That ass can't be natural right? Just showed the video to my underwrtier she's cracking up.
What up what up. Spurz what the hell is going on in Texas. Byron golf tournament is suspended due to the weather. WTF Texas?? Storming.
CBT once gave a man diabetes through email.
ReplyDeleteI'd cheat on my wofe with her, but she is a nigger and has no tats
ReplyDeleteGood point DG.
ReplyDeleteHey elfie, got any tattoos?
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Fl Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteQuaker Oats Oatmeal Guy, I was trying to remember what it was Wilford endorsed, thanks for that.
ReplyDeleteWhat are you doing here Jesse? Shouldn't you be in sex rehab?
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah Fl Anonymous, I was wondering if that ass was natural, I think it is.
ReplyDeleteAnd CBT kills dudes over the phone, he can give anyone any disease he wants.
Those commercials were classic. I think Quaker Oats should bring them back old school style. Wendy's should bring back there old wheres the meat or whatever that old lady said commercials. Darkwing duck cartoon's should make a comeback also haha.
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Those where's the meat commercials were great. And Wilford was the perfect spokesman for Quaker Oats.
ReplyDeleteYeah Jesse, you are going to be bankrupt soon.
ReplyDeleteI am out dude, trollin the sites for chicks.
ReplyDeleteAny ladies here got some ink?
Fuck your bolts.
ReplyDeleteNothing says hot chick like forehead and neck tattoos
ReplyDeleteThat is hot. Especially when she reaches her 40s. That's going to be a great look.
ReplyDeleteWe must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.
ReplyDeleteWhat we must fight for is to safeguard the existence and reproduction of our race and our people, the sustenance of our children and the purity of our blood, the freedom and independence of the fatherland, so that our people may mature for the fulfillment of the mission allotted it by the creator of the universe. Every thought and every idea, every doctrine and all knowledge, must serve this purpose. And everything must be examined from this point of view and used or rejected according to its utility.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous 14 words - 88 precepts
ReplyDeleteRead right above your comment
Thanks for showing your true colors on the site Jesse. The Nazi shit is a great way to get back in peoples' good graces.
ReplyDeleteHey Jesse, if you need a friend, I think CBT is down with your movement.
ReplyDeleteJesse I've taken a look at your loan application. There's no way I can get you approved for a refinance. Your house appears to be leveraged to the max, your appraisal came in short and your debt to income ratio is through the roof.
ReplyDeleteHe needs to sell some of his bikes.
ReplyDeleteI know your white wife hates you. And her friends and family do.
ReplyDeleteThat means *Miss Texas* hates your guts.
ReplyDeleteI've taken a look at your credit report and the majority of your income seems to be going to strip clubs, tattoo shops, and mandatory child support payments.
ReplyDeleteGreat now we got Mr. West Coast Chopper here? What a DB
ReplyDelete"I know your white wife hates you. And her friends and family do. "
ReplyDeleteshes a jew and a nigger lover
Well, you were with her when she got the black kid. Word is you were all for it.
ReplyDeleteOz,
ReplyDeleteDuring your prison time did you and your cell mate act out that scene from Blood In Blood Out?
I've been seeing pics of chicks like this all the time on that hoops site I go to.
ReplyDeleteI can see where chicks like this would be posted over there EV.
ReplyDeleteJesse James is funny.
ReplyDeleteDamn, that facebook page about drawing Mohammed now has 97,000 friends. It's almost doubled in a day.
ReplyDeletejesse james is funnier as elvie skeets. and he dresses better.
ReplyDeletenot much, lardy. how about you?
ReplyDeletePretty good thanks. Just got done eating some pepper steak and egg drop soup. About to eat my fortune cookie. What are you up to?
ReplyDeleteTell me what your fortune says! I love those things. Egg drop soup is pretty good. Grocery stores sell these little packets so you can make your own at home, it is really easy, you should try it.
ReplyDeleteOpen that cookie and tell me what it says.
Good, kb is safe. I was worried she was kidnapped by the men in surprise in a blue van.
ReplyDeleteI do like ass kinkyb!tch, but that's too big. But mainly because I'm thinking she's a loud bitch.
ReplyDeleteOh Spurs, her being a loud bitch is a given, come on.
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteIt reads 'A dream will always triumph over reality, once it is given a chance.'
It is a given, you're right kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteIs that how it works DG?
ReplyDeletewhat they like in women list is as follows:
ReplyDeleteCBT-can't be older than 18
Wop-thick ass/thighs, tittays no bigger than a B cup
Spurs-big ass, but not too big, can't be a loud bitch
Drew-not applicable
EV-petite with small hands
Anon-not applicable
I don't know but I think there should be a study amongst black women to prove this theory. I think I am on to something.
ReplyDeleteyou should hang that fortune on your fridge, Spurs. It is beautiful. Does it have your lucky numbers or any words in chinese?
ReplyDeletewhat if you have a big rack? Bigger the rack better the tittay fuck?
ReplyDeleteYep, lucky numbers are 42,17,11,5,32 and 24.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I should play the lottery.
Drew- whatever he can get depending on if his credit card is maxed out.
ReplyDeleteAnon-emo chicks
I'm not into huge racks either kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteFunny DG. That's about right.
ReplyDeleteI had a dream the other night that an old lady with a television set head with melting candles all over her 70's style apartment was trying to kill me.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to really give that dream a chance to be reality.
Maybe it's foreshadowing your trip to the Bates Motel DG.
ReplyDeleteprobably, that is the only place I can imagine a TV head would want to kill a person. Sleep with a cup of water next to you, DG. That way if she does come at you, you can just toss it on her and she will fry.
ReplyDeleteI didn't think of that. It is!!! Now I'm scared.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I got to get myself to the pool. Talk to you later when I am sunburn and oily smelling like chlorine and coconuts.
Have fun at the pool DG. And take kinkyb!tch's advice.
ReplyDeleteI gotta roll too, have some errands to run. It's hot outside, I don't want to go..fml. I'm moving to Oregon.
ReplyDeleteLater on kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteThats a good idea kb. It was an old television too. I'm surprised it even worked. Her satellite dish must have been fucking up too because the picture wasn't clear.
ReplyDeletescarlett johansson isnt emo. i like chicks like her.
ReplyDeletewhats not to like?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.celebritydietdoctor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/scarlett-johansson-in-superhero-shape.jpg
Yeah, she is hot. It's too bad she married a tool.
ReplyDeletebut dg was close, i do have a fetish for gothic chicks.
ReplyDeletei hope him and lindsay lohan get into a horrible car wreck on the pch and fall onto the rocky shore below.
ReplyDeleteLohan seems to be in a little bit of trouble too.
ReplyDeleteyeah. shes gonna go all roman polanski and stay in france for a few hundred years i think. but maybe not. celebs hardly ever have to do any sort of real jail time. i think the judge will probably just shake her finger at her and tell her to stop screwing up.
ReplyDeleteOk, scratch that. A pool is much nicer if there is water in it.
ReplyDeletedid you swan dive into the pool?
ReplyDeleteYeah anon. That's how I found out. I just thought the water was really clear before I jumped.
ReplyDeleteThey said it should be open tomorrow but that means it will be cold.
Pool with no water? What's up with that?
ReplyDeleteDepends on what temp the water is when they fill it.
ReplyDeleteThey resurfaced the pool. I don't really think it needed resurfacing but whatever. I don't know why they don't do these kinds of things in the winter.
ReplyDeletehey dg, did you see the pics of the hookers/ massage parlor chicks?
ReplyDeleteDon't you have a hot tub too?
ReplyDeletebecause the cold weather will crack the pool.
ReplyDeleteIf I would've known it was closed I would've left earlier and swam with the elderly in sun city.
ReplyDeleteBut it doesn't get that cold here in the winter.
ReplyDeleteI did see part of the news on that but I didn't see pictures of them.
heres their pics. those chicks are so hot.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.azcentral.com/photo/Community/Scottsdale/14856#phototop
i wish all the hot chicks would just stay out of jail.
ReplyDeleteClassy women in that line up.
ReplyDeletemakes me sad to see less hot women out there waiting for me to sexually harass.
ReplyDeleteI guess with the lights dim enough they may look decent. But the lights would have to be really really low.
ReplyDeleteSorry about your luck Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteAs in off DG.
ReplyDeletemaybe as in poke your eyes out off?
ReplyDeleteAngelica kind of has that gothic look. You should look her up.
ReplyDeleteSpurs - pepper beef and egg drop sopu? BORING and GROSS. Shoulda listened to my recommendations.
ReplyDeleteDG - Actually it is not like that in real life (at least Arizona). You would get killed for trying to have sex with a man in any way shape or form. Unless you are on the snitch and sex offender yard - then who knows, ask drew and CBT.
I'm curious how the training went to teach them how to not get caught.
ReplyDeletedone did. im writing to her as we speak. im letting her know that im waiting for her on the outside. she needs to be strong and when she goes to court, hope for the best but expect the worst that way youre not let down by the sentence.
ReplyDeleteWell Oz, the next time I will.
ReplyDeleteWay to be there for her Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteim also sending her a recipe for jailhouse hooch. but im writing it in secret code so the pigs wont be able to know what im writing about. im writing everything backwards. they will never be able to crack the code. pretty clever huh?
ReplyDeleteClever indeed.
ReplyDeletei think i will also ejaculate on the letter...just for old times sake.
ReplyDeleteThey made alot of money there. That means there are going to be alot of freaks looking for a new place to get their special massage.
ReplyDeleteThis is good news for the hookers that sweat it out on the streets though. They will get more business now.
Funny Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteYou should go work at that "massage parlor" DG, being you hate your boss so much. You might even make some good money if you are competing with skanks like that.
ReplyDeleteone time a cousin of mine stopped at a 7-11 on indian school and 27th ave and the parking lot was loaded with hookers. and some were actually pretty decent looking.
ReplyDeleteIll pay $60 for one from DG
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteone time a cousin of mine stopped at a 7-11 on indian school and 27th ave and the parking lot was loaded with hookers. and some were actually pretty decent looking.
and then...???
Did your cousin buy one Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteI think I will stop by with my resume tomorrow. I wonder how much they charged.
ReplyDeletethey were left butt naked with no money and no ass cherry. we tied them together in a 69 position. i wonder if they ever made it back?
ReplyDeleteWho cares if they made it back? You got your money's worth. You should have robbed them too.
ReplyDeleteI don't know DG, but take whatever they were charging and cut it in half. That should be a good starting point for you.
ReplyDeletewe did...thats how we got our beer for the night. one of them was all crying that she has a kid and blah blah blah. i told her, what are you trying to do? tease me? then i asked her if her kid was hot.
ReplyDeleteoffer prostate massages. im sure there are plenty of guys who want that.
ReplyDeleteI like their marketing. Busy Bodies Massage.....Feel the difference.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeletewe did...thats how we got our beer for the night. one of them was all crying that she has a kid and blah blah blah. i told her, what are you trying to do? tease me? then i asked her if her kid was hot.
SPURS ARE YOU GOING TO TOLERATE THIS ONE YOUR SITE? DO YOU WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH THIS BEHAVIOR. ITS OUT OF LINE EVEN AS A JOKE
Uh oh. Is this Groundhog Day taking comments made in jest to be serious?
ReplyDeleteSame thing, different day Groundhog Day.
lol. then as i was searching thu her purse i found a picture of her kid. her kid was half black! so i tried jerking off to it but i couldnt get a hard on from a monkey.
ReplyDeleteThat is good marketing DG.
ReplyDeleteParadise Island Massage was charging $75 for an hour. That's cheap considering they are getting a happy ending.
ReplyDeleteThere closing time is what gives them away though. All that training the therapists not to get caught and they stayed open until 11pm. It's against the law to have any massage place open past 10pm.
Really? That's interesting. Yeah, they messed up there.
ReplyDelete75 an hour but the hand jobs are another 100. not cheap considering its something you can do yourself for free.
ReplyDeletethere used to be a massage place in tempe that was open 24 hours. 7 seas massage or something like that.
ReplyDeleteon van buren 175 could have got you 3 bitches for the whole night.
ReplyDeleteYou ever go to 7 Seas Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteThen they probably offered extra services there, too. It seems like there have always been alot of asian massage places in tempe/mesa area.
ReplyDeleteno, i never went but a friend of mine did. he told me he spent a grand that night. fucking moron.
ReplyDeleteAsian massage parlors are the only ones that make sense to me.
ReplyDeletethat place burned down a couple of years ago. it was suspected to be arson.
ReplyDeleteDo you think lesbians ever go to these places?
ReplyDeleteGood question. If they did, that would be hot.
ReplyDeletewhat if they were rosie lesbians?
ReplyDeleteThen that would be sick.
ReplyDeletedont discriminate broseph.
ReplyDeletebeauty schools are full of lesbos.
ReplyDeleteI guess I'm a bad guy Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteIs that right?
ReplyDeleteyeah. but most are lipstick lesbos. those are the best kind. theyre all feminine and stuff.
ReplyDeleteone of my exs went to toni and guy and about half the chicks there were lesbos. its was so great to just watch them kiss and hold hands like nice little fags.
ReplyDeleteand they used to wear white all the time and most of the time you could see thru their pants. i miss that :(
ReplyDeleteNow there's a business idea. You can cater to fucks like Jesse.
ReplyDeleteThe Jew has always been a people with definite racial characteristics and never a religion
ReplyDeleteSorry about missing your good times Anonymous.
ReplyDeletehhmmm...yeah. hey, theres a market for that kind of thing apparently.
ReplyDeleteNot a fan of the Jews Jesse?
ReplyDeletei still have mental imagines of those good times. i will be okay...for now.
ReplyDelete...the personification of the devil as the symbol of all evil assumes the living shape of the Jew.
ReplyDelete-Adolf Hitler (Mein Kampf)
Spurs, Are you excited to see Sex in the City 2 on opening night?
ReplyDeleteoh yeah, im gonna leave this here.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.wwtdd.com/2010/05/the-warrant-has-been-issued-for-lindsay/diora-baird-odette-sugerman-ac_123_171lo/
I can't wait DG. I already bought tickets and I also hired some goons to kick the shit out of me as soon as I walk out of the theater.
ReplyDeleteHow about you?
Yeah, I think Lohan might be screwed this time.
ReplyDeleteNo, I never was into that show. Although I did see the other movie about 6 months ago.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many they are going to make. Pretty soon it's going to be Sex in the Nursing Home.
That would be the most fitting title to date.
ReplyDeleteOne in every three black males is in some phase of the correctional system. Is that a coincidence or do these people have, you know, like a racial commitment to crime?
ReplyDeleteNo reason to throw out facts Jesse.
ReplyDeleteWe're so hung up on this notion that we have some obligation to help the struggling black man, you know. Cut him some slack until he can overcome these historical injustices. It's crap. I mean, Christ, Lincoln freed the slaves, like, what? 130 years ago. How long does it take to get your Shit together?
ReplyDeleteThe real question is why did you cheat on a gravy train with some tatted up skanks?
ReplyDeleteSPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteThe real question is why did you cheat on a gravy train with some tatted up skanks?
she was an undercover kike, who wanted a baby monkey in my house, so I fucked with 100% real Aryan women
Fair enough.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to soon post a nice white chick for you Jesse.
ReplyDeleteone step closer to artificial life.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2010/05/20/20100520artificial-dna-powers-life-cell.html
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ReplyDeleteNice job Jesse.
ReplyDeleteThat's interesting Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteI remember before the beetus came about there was a disease that affected only the black folks. It was called sickle celled anemia. I called it God's plan.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Wilford.
ReplyDeleteI didn't quite taking a liking to them black folks. Not after what they did to me in the showers during my time in the Army. Thankfully by the grace of God, I got a medical discharge after being diagnosed with Diabeetus.
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ReplyDeleteI am going to kill brimley!!!
ReplyDeleteFail DG.
ReplyDeleteSo you got raped in the showers Wilford?
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