Not really much else to write other than the title. Yep, he's gone. I had forgotten about this fireface that he married until I was trying to figure out what pic to post.
And DIABEETUS, there's no reason for you to come on here and declare some sort of victory.
Gary Coleman is dead? Whatchu talkin bout Willis?!
ReplyDeleteComedy Skeets. I bet you had a slight smile on your face when you typed that, didn't you?
ReplyDeleteYeah I did... I guess it's sad when anyone dies but honestly he was kind of a prick.
ReplyDeleteYeah, typically death would be considered sad Skeets. You're right though, he was kind of a prick. Wouldn't you have a chip on your shoulder if you were a midget?
ReplyDeleteOh wait, you are. That explains things.
Kind of a little prick, you mean.
ReplyDeleteSo did you get ready for that yard sale or whatever it is you're having this weekend CBT?
ReplyDeleteElfie is an example of feminine perfection Spurs, even if she is only 4'9".
ReplyDeleteNo matter how many times you suck up to Skeets CBT she's not going to succumb to you. Even if you did offer her $1,000. Which is $999 more than you should spend, but she doesn't realize that.
ReplyDeleteI liked him on that celebrity show with Vanilla Ice..
ReplyDeletewow. whos next? mr. drummond?
ReplyDeleteIsn't he dead?
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteSo did you get ready for that yard sale or whatever it is you're having this weekend CBT?"
My mother's the one having the yard sale. I went over the hill last night and helped her set up. My sister, my niece and my nephew are here helping her. Daddy's hidin' out in the barn, gettin' ready to cut hay and I went to work.
Flo's pissed I rented out my house. Oddly enough, there's not room for her shit at the cabin on the lake. I wonder how that happened?
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteNo matter how many times you suck up to Skeets CBT she's not going to succumb to you. Even if you did offer her $1,000. Which is $999 more than you should spend, but she doesn't realize that."
Elfie's not on my radar in that fashion Spurs.
did gary have diabeetus?
ReplyDeleteBrett Micheals is not next
ReplyDeleteWhy did you rent out your house CBT?
ReplyDelete"Elfie's not on my radar in that fashion Spurs."
ReplyDeleteYeah right.
i think mr. drummond is still alive. man, i was reading dana platos wiki page. i didnt know her son committed suicide.
ReplyDeletedo you guys think Lindsay Lohan will die soon?
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteWhy did you rent out your house CBT?"
I got tired of living less than a mile from my folks, I like the lake and I was getting a bit crowded.
I am 5'2 1/2" and yes pretty small but not freakishly so. Geez! And I always have people tell me that I seem taller than I actually am.
ReplyDeleteYeah, he committed suicide about a month ago Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteyou'd marry elfie CBT?
ReplyDeleteSo what's Flo going to do now CBT? Move to the cabin?
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDelete"Elfie's not on my radar in that fashion Spurs."
Yeah right."
She's close to 1600 miles from and exhibits evidence of borderline frigidity. 'Nuff said?
I don't think Lindsay is going to die anytime soon Astrid.
ReplyDeletePam was even further away CBT.
ReplyDelete"Astrid said...
ReplyDeleteyou'd marry elfie CBT?"
The Elf has potential.
Sorry Skeets, I just thought you were much smaller than that.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeletePam was even further away CBT."
Completely different deal. I was gonna be in Vegas anyway.
You have a point there CBT. So again, what is Flo going to do? Is she moving in the tent with you?
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteSo what's Flo going to do now CBT? Move to the cabin?"
Gee whiz, Spurs, I don't think there's gonna be room for two people there.
i cant understand the concept of suicide. i can understand kamikazes tho, at least youre not going out alone.
ReplyDeleteSo her free ride is over CBT? Tell her it was fun while it lasted.
ReplyDelete'Completely different deal. I was gonna be in Vegas anyway.'
ReplyDeleteuh, didnt you want her to come to your place for the weekend? you commented that.
Tiff and Micha were both right at or just under 5 feet tall. Elfie's an amazon at 5'2".
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteSo her free ride is over CBT? Tell her it was fun while it lasted."
When they get pissed and leave, I am absolved of all guilt in the demise of the relationship. I haven't had a woman living with me since me and the ex-wife split up. Now I remember why.
So if you were to marry Elfie, would you build her a dog house to sleep in or what?
ReplyDeleteElfie will make someone a fine wife someday.
ReplyDeleteIn fact the last few years I was married we lived at opposite ends of the house.
ReplyDelete"Elfie will make someone a fine wife someday."
ReplyDeleteWop, if he's smart and she isn't.
Oz would blow it. Maybe then you could swoop in and help put her back together after she's broken.
ReplyDeleteElfie needs someone stable and I'm a serial philanderer.
ReplyDeleteBut yeah, Wop would blow it.
ReplyDeleteI don't think she'd put up with your ways CBT.
ReplyDeleteSo what's the story with your fiancee?
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteSo what's the story with your fiancee?"
I'm meeting her in Atlanta the weekend of the 19th.
Good job juggling your ho's CBT.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI don't think she'd put up with your ways CBT."
I don't either. Skeets has a temper. I can see her getting pissed off and supergluing a guy's dick to his belly while he's asleep.
She does seem to have a temper. She'd be tough to put up with.
ReplyDeletegeezus, could you imagine if these 2 had decided to have kid's? It wouldve been uglier than Carrot Top.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up kinkyb!tch? Any big plans for Memorial weekend?
ReplyDeleteHi kbeezy<---(that's the one I'd travel for)
ReplyDelete(big ass, long toes and all)
ReplyDeleteAnd you're right. Good thing they didn't breed.
ReplyDeleteYou could probably get kinkyb!tch for around $60 CBT.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteYou could probably get kinkyb!tch for around $60 CBT."
I'd go a hundred...
I think we should breed Rocket Queen to the Pelican.
ReplyDeleteI miss Giraffe being around here.
ReplyDeleteThat would have been a hideous kid for sure! Look at the gums on that chick!
ReplyDeleteI don't have a temper and I am not hard to deal with!
I miss the psycho cunt myself.
ReplyDeleteCalm down Skeets. Please don't lose your temper, it was just a joke.
ReplyDeleteI miss RQ, too. (rhymed)
ReplyDelete60? CBT, I emailed you my price list, haven't you checked your email lately? Seriously though, I did email you.
Sours, lots of party's and stuff, but not traveling anywhere. How bout you? Gonna tan your pasty white ass at all?
Nothing planned kinkyb!tch. I'll probably go swimming though.
ReplyDeletekbeezy, I never check that mail.
ReplyDeleteKinkyb!tch, Skeets, Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteDid you see where Kanye West has decided to boycott Arizona too?
Bummer.
Who gives a shit about Kanye? F'ing kaffer needs to take a permanent break.
ReplyDeleteSpelling 2dirty, kaffir.
ReplyDeleteKanye is a prick. Nas is coming to the Tucson spot for has-beens and never-weres, (the Rialto. I guess he has to make that monthly 10K Kelis child support payment somehow right? her milkshake brought more than the boys to the yard...
ReplyDeleteKaffir, Kaffer, they spell it both ways actually. Originated from Kaffir, which I believe was Dutch no? Just pronounced diff. You aren't supposed to correct me CBT, just agree with me. :)
ReplyDeleteYeah Skeets, Nas got jacked in that deal.
ReplyDeleteWow KB, tell us how you really feel. LOL
ReplyDeleteDo you kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteGood. I'm sick of dudes thinking they can start a family with women and then just bail. Sucka shoulda wrapped it up if he didn't want that scenario to possibly come to play (coughOZcough).
ReplyDeleteKaffir is Arabic. The Afrikaners (Dutch and German South Africans) adopted it.
ReplyDeleteNo, stoopids. When do I really say stuff here that is the truth? I'd say...11% of the time.
ReplyDeleteI stand corrected.
ReplyDeleteLow blow at Oz there kinkyb!tch. If anyone knows how to use a shank it's that guy. You'll be no match with your spork.
ReplyDeletekbeezy, wanna borrow my flag?
ReplyDeleteSo you aren't female then KB? LIES
ReplyDeleteYou should take some pics of Skeets after she passes out Oz.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how much Oz is going to have to pay in child support....and what she is going to buy with his money every month for herself....
ReplyDeleteWas that low, Spurs? If it was, I'll stop, I don't want to upset my future 3rd hubby. I am just messing with him
ReplyDeleteSpurs, you hanging around SA this weekend?
ReplyDeleteNot really kinkyb!tch. It's fun to give Oz a hard time.
ReplyDelete2dirty busted me. Damnit, I had them all going for so long and you just pop up outta nowhere after months of absence and ruin me! Youre next on the spork list!
ReplyDeleteYeah, how about you 2dirty4u?
ReplyDeleteErr Since dat old hawtdang anonaanimis done cawled awl over dis herein monkeh run, and founded out dat my dear flo was a maginery friend o mine, I now gotta come up within sum ol long tail bout how I is broking up witer, i rekkin
ReplyDeleteI'm headed to Austin tomorrow to visit family. Going to be a boring weekend for me I think.
ReplyDeleteThanks for finally coming clean CBT.
ReplyDeleteI have family in Austin too 2dirty4u. Of course it's been years since I've visited them, but regardless, they still live there.
ReplyDeletedo people still talk like that in the south? "I reckon"?
ReplyDeleteCBT does.
ReplyDeleteI do say "I reckon". And MOST of Texas talks like I do, Spursy boy.
ReplyDeleteIn fact I get accused of being from Texas damn near every day.
ReplyDeleteNo one I know uses the term rekkin CBT.
ReplyDeletelol. you dont say 'rekkin da rectum'?
ReplyDeletekb said...
ReplyDeleteI wonder how much Oz is going to have to pay in child support....and what she is going to buy with his money every month for herself....
May 28, 2010 3:35 PM
kb said...
Was that low, Spurs? If it was, I'll stop, I don't want to upset my future 3rd hubby. I am just messing with him
No way am I that thin skinned KB. In answer to your question, I dont pay child support. I have full custody of my first child, and the new guy's mom and I are doing it together.
CBT probably does.
ReplyDeletehey wop, what the fuck is wrong with you? you mean to tell us that youre there for your kid? jesus christ! youre a loser! you must be part black to actually be there for your kid.
ReplyDeleteSo you still get along with your second kid's mom Oz?
ReplyDeleteNo, he just acts part black Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteAnon: I know I am not a real man
ReplyDeleteSpurs: I wouldnt say still, id say again
That's good though Oz.
ReplyDeletei bet kb is glad that her ovaries are withered up like raisins. but kinda sucks that she cant give birth to her own boyfriend tho.
ReplyDeleteI think kinkyb!tch would probably be a great mom.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeletei bet wop probably even drops his kid off at school. and he probably tells him 'good night'. what kind of man does that? just when i thought we could hang out sometime....you have to go and pull this shit.
Every single day except for 4 weekend nights a month. I know i am total scum
fuck, i have to go to the city. be back later.
ReplyDeleteSo Oz, any big plans for the weekend?
ReplyDeleteI wonder what that unoriginal, interior decorator, fag went to the city for...
ReplyDeleteProbably to buy a dress.
ReplyDeletehe'll probably put it on and get on chatroulette
ReplyDeleteYou still get on that site?
ReplyDeleteno..
ReplyDeleteonce is enough.. I just wanted to see what it was like
ReplyDeleteSo what are your plans for the weekend Astrid?
ReplyDeleteI go to the store and look for zagnuts, but I haven't found any.. I find mello cups everywhere now..
ReplyDeletehttp://www.saratogacoffeetraders.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/mallocups.jpg
nothing spurs.. I have a project to finish
ReplyDeleteZagnuts are everywhere down here.
ReplyDeleteYou ever eat them CBT?
ReplyDeleteAnyway I have an appointment with Dr. Jim Beam. I'm sure I'll be back on here singin' in a few hours. Later freaks.
ReplyDeleteLater CBT.
ReplyDeleteyou should visit cbt.. get stoned and eat a case of zagnuts
ReplyDeleteI would like to visit his area sometime.
ReplyDeleteNot much Spurs, having a little gathering at my place for some bbq ribs and chicken, and the rampage v. lewis fight. And just wait on that baby to come.
ReplyDeletewop, can I have your next baby after elfie??
ReplyDeleteSounds fun Oz.
ReplyDeleteastrid, i went to the city department to re-submit some drawings for approval. just becus your exs have cross dressed doesnt mean every man does.
ReplyDeletespurs is one that said you were getting a dress... personally, I think, you were shopping for some black cock... or caulk.. whatever
ReplyDeleteYeah Astrid. Anonymous is right.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, that's right Anonymous. I did write that. My bad.
ReplyDeleteno cumdumpster.....i read the comments.
ReplyDeleteThat's great Elfie.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Astrid.
ReplyDeleteHey Anonymous, you still get on that site?
ReplyDeletetoo bad he doesnt see your pic. you can make a dildo go limp.
ReplyDeletenaw, i got bored of it real quick. im already back to /b/.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous is just playing around with Astrid, don't take him seriously.
ReplyDeletenice leotard anon
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVGPzCHBhro
I hadn't gone over there in a long time Anonymous, I see they really cleaned up with /s/ section.
ReplyDeleteI know I had mentioned this yesterday, but I still can't believe how bad shoutwire has gotten.
ReplyDeletethe other day on /b/ some dude posted his exs nude pics along with her facebook link. somebody hacked her email, comcast account, and facebook then sent those nude pics to everyone on her lists and ordered a shitload of pay-per-views.
ReplyDeleteMan, that is messed up.
ReplyDeletenone of my dildos are limp
ReplyDeleteYou actually have dildos Astrid?
ReplyDeleteyeah, shoutwire went downhill fast. kinda sucks.
ReplyDeleteI guess they aren't making any $$$. Hard to believe they aren't though.
ReplyDeletehey astrid, nice legwarmers.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISBeBuVKXL0
did you listen to that song spurs? lol
ReplyDeleteshoutwire used to be torrentspy, but they shut down the torrents and just kept the news. it was doing good for awhile but too many people wanted to go in too many directions with it and it fell to shit. sad becus it was a really decent site.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I heard the song.
ReplyDeleteThat Goddess Bunny is messed up. You know that's a guy?
ReplyDeletedid you like it when anon grinded that baton on his junk and there was hole in the crotch of his leotard.. lol
ReplyDeletethats astrid. lol.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wdAD6eCmjM
ReplyDeleteGary died? I feel like I've missed so much important news while I was gone.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up DG? How are you?
ReplyDeletehey dg. how you been?
ReplyDeleteAnd you've missed so much. The world has improved. Kanye hates Arizona, and the economy has totally turned around while you were gone.
ReplyDeleteanother important story (and i stress the word 'story') you missed is that cbt broke up with his imaginary girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteA little tired but good. What else did I miss? Did Lindsay Lohan miss another court date? Did cbt bang 25 more 13 yr old grand daughters?
ReplyDeletethis is anon
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Uz7HCOd4zQ&feature=fvw
Oh and DG, Pelican was around quite a bit for a couple of days, and he was making sense. It was like a miracle.
ReplyDeleteWhich imaginary girlfriend? Flo or Erin?
ReplyDeleteAstrid... Do you live in PHX?
ReplyDeleteIt's funny you brought up Vanilla Ice...
A company gave me 2 tix to his concert tonight in Scottsdale...
Ha...
Astrid, Kbizze, and DG....
You can fight it out for my extra tix...
- chef -
heres astrid at her gypsy family reunion.
ReplyDeletehttp://englishrussia.com/images/gipsie_kings/1.jpg
DG, CBT is renting out his house and moving into a cabin.
ReplyDeleteflo.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up CHEF? Long time no see. How have you been?
ReplyDeleteDid they figure out why Brittany Murphy's husband died? Did Spencer Pratt kill heidi and then himself this week? I was kind of hoping for that one.
ReplyDeleteI think they found the cause of death DG, I just didn't care enough to read all of it. And no, Spencer is still alive. As a matter of fact, Heidi did some dumb shit audition for Transformers.
ReplyDeletecbt called brittany murphys husband and killed him.
ReplyDeleteA cabin? A real man would just live in the forest without a roof over his head. What happened to Flo?
ReplyDeleteAll this information is just too much!
Here's Heidi's audition DG. It's short. And a joke:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIuqiepu4UY
Your head is going to explode DG. It is too much.
ReplyDeletewell since i found out that she doesnt exist in reality, he had to find a way for her not to exist in his imagination. that way he can validate not talking about her again.
ReplyDeleteI still think she existed.
ReplyDeleteYou know I had the perfect picture moment for you to post yesterday but I didn't have my camera to take the pic.
ReplyDeleteI fell asleep on a picnic table by one of the waterfalls yesterday and when I woke up I looked up to see this old man on the table next to me with his shorts to his knees but still wearing his tighty whiteys. Not a sight I really wanted to wake to.
shes a joke of a shot. how can you miss when you are shooting point blank? and how is that supposed to showcase her 'acting' ability?
ReplyDeleteDamn DG, that would have been great. You never seem to have your camera around when you run into people like you did at that furniture store.
ReplyDeleteI think anon is right about Flo, spurs. Do you believe everything you read on the internet?
ReplyDeleteyeah, she existed and was raising chupacabras.
ReplyDeleteNo, she existed. I mean he did take a pic with someone he said was Flo, so technically she existed.
ReplyDeleteAt least I hope she was breathing, so that means she exists.
ReplyDeleteok, by that theory you are right.
ReplyDelete...
ReplyDeleteSpurs...
Last night's game was a friggen roller coaster that gave me a headache...
Well, I'll be at tomorrow's rally downtown before Los Suns game versus the Fakers...
Other than that, prepping for this June's Mexico Tent Surf trip (around 600-1000ppl in Rocky Point).
Last year we had around 350ppl in Fairplay (South Park), Colorado.
So, staying busy...
- chef -
Wow, Heidi can shoot a gun. Doesn't it take more than guns to shoot down a decepticon?
ReplyDeleteThat was an amazing game CHEF. Have you been to any of the games?
ReplyDeleteAnd that's good you are staying busy.
You would think so DG. I'm surprised she didn't use a slingshot.
ReplyDeleteThat rocky point trip sounds fun chef. I want to go to that instead of Vanilla ice.
ReplyDeleteim still trying to figure out why that old man would be hanging out with his shorts around his ankles. was he wearing his underwear backwards for easier access? i dont get it.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, how are the suns doing now?
ReplyDeleteYeah, you think that guy beat off to you right before you woke up? And 200 was sitting there for you DG, I thought you were going to be a winner after coming back from vacation.
ReplyDeleteToo bad.
what if she woke up and he was sticking a pine cone in his ass while sniffing her butt?
ReplyDeleteI think he was laying out in the sun and didn't want the tan line from his shorts. But that was the first things my eyes saw when I woke up.
ReplyDeleteThey are down 3-2. Last night's game was badass. The Suns tied it with a 3 with 3 seconds left, but then Kobe threw up an airball and Ron Artest grabbed it and layed it in.
ReplyDeleteThere's much more to the game than that, but that's how it ended.
So how was the scenery around Havasu Falls?
ReplyDelete....
ReplyDeleteSpurs...
Not that I'm bragging, but I've been lucky enough to have gone to all 7 (tomorrow makes 8) home playoff games.
I did have to buy tix last Sunday, because we gave our free ones to our best client.
But we have had some pretty good times down there....
Sometimes great seats, sometimes somewhat standing room only...
- chef -
are you coming over for dinner tonight dg?
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome CHEF. This next game will be a great atmosphere too.
ReplyDelete