Maxim Hot 100 2010 Top 20:
1. Katy Perry
2. Brooklyn Decker
3. Zoe Saldana
4. Blake Lively
5. Megan Fox
6. Rihanna
7. Elisabetta Canalis
8. Olivia Munn
9. Kim Kardashian
10. Marisa Miller
11. Eva Mendes
12. Audrina Patridge
13. Amber Heard
14. Scarlett Johansson
15. Amanda Bynes
16. Selita Ebanks
17. Leighton Meester
18. Christina Aguilera
19. Bar Refaeli
20. Olivia Wilde
I think Perry should have dropped to about 1,000 being she's with that Russell Brand assclown. And any list that has Megan Fox and Audrina Patridge in the top 5 million should be re-done.
I don't even know who some of the women on the list are.
ReplyDeleteAnd where the fuck is my courtney?
ReplyDeleteShe belongs up there more than her skanky sister does.
ReplyDeleteOlivia Wilde and Olivia Munn yes... all the rest of those bitches no.
ReplyDeleteI don't even know who those two are.
ReplyDeleteIs this CBT's top 20? WTF is up with Maxim?
ReplyDeleteI'm cancelling my subscription! Well, maybe not....
What's up TeXaS?
ReplyDeleteHola Senorita de Tejas.
ReplyDeleteHola :)
ReplyDeleteWAZZZZZZZZZUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP....
Dont worry Spurs, I dont know the two Olivias either, I'd have to google them, but I dont feel like it right now....
So how are things going for you TeXaS? How's your apartment?
ReplyDeleteJesus Spurs,
ReplyDeleteI'm going to have to turn on the news because I'm a little confused after reading the previous post. I can't tell the difference between racist Drew and his teabaggers movement and CBT's Nazi/Confederate Liberal Agenda anymore....
I think I'll register as an independent and write in AC Slater this November for Missouri Senator.....
What's up Miss Texas? Glad you dropped that special olympian and are coming around again.
ReplyDeleteFunny Francis. And I'd say AC Slater would do about as anyone else you could elect.
ReplyDeleteI think I'll write in Brenda Walsh.
I think Steve Sanders has a less checkered past than Brenda.....well maybe not, he did use a legacy key to break in to West Bev......
ReplyDeleteSpurs, you read Bill Simmons on Espn? That dude cracks me up with all his 90210 references and other pop culture stuff I grew up on.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Steve's a bit better, but I'd still say he's a troublemaker. I mean he was like 28 and still in high school.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I read Simmons occasionally.
ReplyDeleteBut he had a 'Vet and banged Kelly Taylor....cool in my book. I bet he could be Arnold if he ran for Governor.
ReplyDelete*beat
ReplyDeleteI remember the first episode of that show and they had valet parking.
ReplyDeleteMost of these chicks are beat in the poll.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I don't understand the selection process.
ReplyDeleteIt was ridiculous in the pilot. Brandon had a mullet and Steve always buttoned the top button on his shirts.....fuck they should have tight-rolled their jeans like me back in the day if they wanted to be cool
ReplyDeleteI'd pick Natalie Portman and Kate Bosworth. And something about Pam from the Office, I think it's the girl next door look or something.
ReplyDeleteI used to tight-roll my jeans as well. I was smooth.
ReplyDeleteI agree with those pics 100%.
ReplyDelete*picks*
ReplyDeleteMy brother and I looked at some old pics over X-mas this past year and I laughed my ass off at some of the things I did back then to try to be cool. I had a perm in the back in 5th grade, a skater do in 7th grade and thought I was Kurt Cobain my freshman year of high school.....haha
ReplyDeleteNo
ReplyDeleteAlicia keys
JLo
Sofia verga
Mila Kunis
Beyonce
Jessica Alba
Vida Guerra
WTF?
Hard to pull off the Kurt Cobain look.
ReplyDeleteJLo doesn't belong on the list, but Mila Kunis should be in the top 20.
ReplyDeleteGotta run, have a good one guys.
ReplyDeleteLater on Francis.
ReplyDeletewith all his 90210 references and other pop culture stuff I grew up on.
ReplyDeleteYou grew up on 90210?
GAY
She annoys way too much, so I couldn't put her on any list.
ReplyDeleteI'd put Annie Parisse somewhere on my list.
ReplyDeleteSPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI'd put Annie Parisse somewhere on my list.
disgusting. She looks like a wet ferret on heroin
She looked great in The Pacific running on HBO. That's what made me think of her.
ReplyDeleteNo
ReplyDeleteadrianna lima
Rhianna (with hair)
???
I think Adrianna Lima is in the top 100.
ReplyDeleteHere's the rest of the list:
ReplyDelete#11-20: Eva Mendes, Audrina Patridge, Amber Heard, Scarlett Johansson, Amanda Bynes, Selita Ebanks, Leighton Meester, Christina Aguilera, Bar Refaeli, Olivia Wilde
#21-30: Milla Jovovich, Mila Kunis, Arianny Celeste, Nicole Scherzinger, Danica Patrick, Eliza Dushku, Hilary Duff, Kaley Cuoco, Ashley Greene, Hayden Panatierre
#31-40: Taylor Swift, Jessica Biel, January Jones, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Rachelle Leah, Joanna Krupa, Angelina Jolie, Malin Akerman, Dania Ramirez
#41-50: Katie Cassidy, Anna Faris, Jordana Brewster, Stephanie Pratt, Julianne Hough, Rachel Bilson, Sofia Vergara, Emmy Rossum, Emma Stone, Alice Eve
#51-60: Moon Bloodgood, Kristen Bell, Laura Vandervoort, Britney Spears, Tricia Helfer, ke$ha, Gabrielle Union, Erin Andrews, Lindsey Vonn, Grace Park
#61-70: Naya Rivera, Lyndsy Fonseca, Alessandra Ambrosio, Camilla Belle, Christian Serratos, Peyton List, AnnaLynne McCord, Emanuelle Chiriqui, Monica Keena, Odette Yustman
#71-80: Dawn Olivieri, Danneel Harris, Zooey Deschanel, Natalie Morales, Lily Allen, Kristin Cavallari, Yvonne Strahovski, Emma Roberts, Rebecca Mader, Maria Menounos
#81-90: Navi Rawat, Stacy Kiebler, Danielle Panabaker, Anna Paquin, Kylie Bisutti, Jessie James, Chelsea Handler, Daniela Ruah, Kelly Brook, Keeley Hazell
#91-100: Amber Lancaster, Helena Mattson, Kara DioGuardi, Kelly Ripa, Kristin Gustafson, Lea Seydoux, I-Justine, Chanel, Alsion Brie, and Lauren Storm
count me in as being sick... I have a sore throat and I ache all over too
ReplyDeleteDamn, you too?
ReplyDeletehow many people are sick... just DG, KB, and me??
ReplyDeleteIt's weird we have the same symptoms too. I don't even live near AZ.
That is weird.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe Blossom didn't make the top 20.
ReplyDeleteKaty Perry #1 WTF?? Perry shouldnt be in the top 50. Brooklyn Decker should be #1, thats my vote. EVA M should be #2, Bar #3
ReplyDeleteOh and whats up sluts?
Now she was hot. So was Six.
ReplyDeleteOh I read a story somewhere that CBT banged it out with 15 of the 20 girls on that list. He didn't have enough time in one day for the other five girls. He said "I'll be back"
ReplyDeleteThe lesbian and her sister from Rosanne should be in the top 5 too.
ReplyDeleteI hear Katy Perry is really weird in real life.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds about right Fl Anonymous.
ReplyDelete*sisters*
ReplyDeleteI'm with Francis though. I think Natalie Portman is really hot. Angelina used to be but not so much anymore.
ReplyDeleteYou know who's missing too? Jo from Facts of Life.
ReplyDeleteYep, Portman is hot.
ReplyDeleteKaty Perry's publicist got her on top of this list, not her looks. From that list, I'd take ScarJo or Blake Lively. I like me some white women.
ReplyDeleteFrancis - You should check out Simmons' book, The Book of Basketball.
So is Kunis, but at least she's on the list.
ReplyDeleteThat game Red Dead Redemption looks pretty cool.
ReplyDeleteI think she might be a lesbian.
ReplyDeleteChelsea Handler made #87? She is funny but I don't think she is that hot.
ReplyDeleteI think Ashley Simpson should've made the list.
I can't believe Kim Kardashian is in the top 10. Bullshit!
ReplyDeleteYou think Ashley Simpson is hot?
ReplyDeleteAshley simpson is not hot at all by the way. Jessica is though.
ReplyDeleteYeah, since she got the nose job and the red hair.
ReplyDeleteGood point DG. You know who's hot too? Precious.
ReplyDeleteA blind man could rank Brooklyn Decker over Katy Perry.. C'mon now.
ReplyDeleteCBT hooked up with Precious too. Seriously Spurs he told me he went to Costco and got some flour and went to town.... CBT the legend. haha
ReplyDeleteI think someone would shoot Precious if she set foot in Mountain Home.
ReplyDeleteKate Flannery should be number 1, by far.
ReplyDeleteI had to google her. Yes, she's a stunner.
ReplyDeleteLeona Lewis is hot. I don't feel like looking to see if she made the top 100.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how Kristen Cavallari feels about Stephanie Pratt beating her.
Oh, I was wondering the same thing DG!! We should call them and ask!! I LOVE The Hills!! It's such a great show!!
ReplyDeletecoco rocha is better looking than katy perry. i think what maxim does is just put the girl of the moment on their #1. if you gathered 100 straight men and asked for their list she would be on the bottom 10.
ReplyDeleteYep. I wouldn't even think of her.
ReplyDeleteI don't like the fake reality show called the hills.... But I do think Kristen Cavallari is hot. Audrina is too. Stephanie Pratt is beat looking and she's related to one of the biggest tools in the world.. Nik richie,, err I mean spencer pratt.
ReplyDeleteshes the kind of chick you completely forget about until somebody mentions her name. like the average girl in high school that didnt have any friends.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised Jennifer Love Hewitt is still considered relevant enough to be in the Top 40.
ReplyDeleteI think Stephanie looks good this season. Audrina is hot but it's too bad there is nothing that can be done about that weird eye thing she has going on. Kristen is hot too and I think I like her personality the best out of all of them. Maybe because she seems to be the only one that actually has one.
ReplyDeleteThat is a damn weird eye thing she has going on.
ReplyDeletejessica stam is hot. i can admit that katy has nice cans and a decent body...but that face, its butter.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know who she was either.
ReplyDeleteI'm not looking at her eyes! haha,, yeah I know what you mean.. That eye thing is weird. However I could over look that "flaw".
ReplyDeleteJust always have a chair or something to stand on when you are talking to Audrina and she would look normal.
ReplyDeleteBut she does have a great body. Especially when she did that burger commercial.
"Francis Begbie said...
ReplyDeleteJesus Spurs,
I'm going to have to turn on the news because I'm a little confused after reading the previous post. I can't tell the difference between racist Drew and his teabaggers movement and CBT's Nazi/Confederate Liberal Agenda anymore...."
Francis you have it a little mixed up. I'm a Liberal Nazi/Confederate TEA Partier. Drew is a Gay Right Wing Log Cabin Republican.
Yes, she did look hot in that commercial.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up CBT? You looking forward to your trip?
ReplyDelete"TeXaS said...
ReplyDeleteIs this CBT's top 20? WTF is up with Maxim?"
Don't be questionin' my taste in women, young lady. Remember, I think you're smokin hot.
Yeah, I am, Spurs. I haven't taken a vacation in 22 months.
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteChelsea Handler made #87? She is funny but I don't think she is that hot."
DO WHAT? CHELSEA HANDLER, Chelsea Handler? On Maxim's list? NNNNNNaaaaaaaasssssssstttttyyyy!
You have anything planned in Vegas?
ReplyDeleteCBT's list of top 20 is the $20 crack whores he jewed down to $10, just sayin.
ReplyDeleteFunny Drew.
ReplyDeleteSPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI think someone would shoot Precious if she set foot in Mountain Home.
One of these hillbillies up here would have her shot, skinned and dressed out before they figured out somone hadn't shaved a bear and turned it loose.
"Big Drew said...
ReplyDeleteCBT's list of top 20 is the $20 crack whores he jewed down to $10, just sayin."
Meth whores Big Un, meth whores.
None of the broads on that list are hot. Somewhat attractive and cute sure, but hot? No way. I wonder who made the list.
ReplyDeleteI always get Kate Beckinsale and Bosworth confused. I mean, I know who is whom, but I get the names all wrong. Anyway, Beckinsale is hot, she shoulda been on the list.
How are you feeling kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeletemeh, a little better. I ate about half a box of cinnamon life cereal a bit ago. I hadn't ate anything since breakfast yesterday, I was starving. It was hard to swallow, but I managed, I always do.
ReplyDeleteHah. I can still make jokes even when I am sick, awesome.
Pretty good kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeletethank you for asking though. I am so glad I woke up, Lost is coming on soon. Man in Black and his motives are going to be explained tonihgt, I am so excited.
ReplyDeleteThe last show is this month, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteI kinda want to touch Katy Perry's boobs after seeing this pic. They look kinda flabby, but still...it is too bad the internet is not 3D, like that Playboy that is coming out soon. Are you going to get it, Sours? I might buy it and pretend it is an early bday present for the Warden.
ReplyDeleteyeah, on the 23rd. I am going to fall into a bit of a depression afterwards, you guys will have to bear with me. I'll be back, the show is starting. peace out.
ReplyDeleteI heard about that 3D Playboy. Not a bad idea.
ReplyDeleteLater kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteOkay, time to go off!
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean Drew?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, Drew's wound up tonight. I suspect Beck will be plagarizing him tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteBrooklyn Decker is so HOOOOT. Are kidding me? Eva m,, a lot of hotties up there
ReplyDeleteDrew starts crying in front of the DG, and then they lower their price out of pity.
ReplyDeletefront of *them*
ReplyDeleteHow do you know he's wound up CBT?
ReplyDeleteTo bad First Lady Shinola wasn't around DG when you were growing up. Maybe that child obesity issue would not have followed you into adulthood?
ReplyDeleteMaybe Drew meant it was time to Spin off.
ReplyDeleteHe basically just told you to spin off DG.
ReplyDeleteYou were around Drew. What is your excuse? Because I weigh about as much as your belly and neck.
ReplyDeleteDG, you left out my greg
ReplyDeleteDrew,
ReplyDeleteNobody here, I mean NOBODY here has any interest in your dick. Head back over to craigslist with your visa and then maybe you will find someone that cares.
I think he was referring to Michelle Obama DG.
ReplyDeleteNot only am I hung like an elephant, I have a memory like one as well. Your rock jaw weighs more then my cock & ball package and that's saying a lot!
ReplyDeleteHave fun trying to recover from that insult DG.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you and Elena Kagan can get together cause both of you can't keep a man. Then you can both go out and rally the liberals.
ReplyDeleteI don't think that Kagan wants a man Drew.
ReplyDeleteI think she wants to be a man.
ReplyDeleteDrew,
ReplyDeleteI am seeing somebody. But regardless, even if I couldn't keep a man at least I don't have to pay them to want me.
Stop trying to deflect the focus every time to this fine specimen of manhood. I ask you, do you support the nomination of this late term abortion supporter? Do you think that it's okay to kill a fully formed baby because you f*cked up after drinking all night and got pregnant?
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ReplyDeleteDrew,
ReplyDeleteSpin off to some political website and ramble on there.
Spurs,
Check out this article. This guy got into a car accident Friday and called 911 but nobody decided to look for the accident until Sunday after they were dead.
http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2010/05/11/20100511chandler-father-son-car-crash-911-call.html
NP
ReplyDeleteKim is hotter than KOURTNEY! Sorry, but I have always though Kim K was pretty. She may have a shitty personality and be stuck up, but shes hotttt!
ReplyDeleteKourtney has the same personality ....
SPURSY, just got back from the pool at 10pm.
We can hear the fuckin neighbors having sex upstairs, I can hear the bitch moaning. WTF.
And I can hear the bed frame hitting the wall or something it's loud. They are always having sex, it makes me jealous. lol jk
No but really, I think they are having round two....because they were just doing it 20 minutes ago, then it got quiet. Now I hear it again....
GEEZ!
kb is right, Kate Beckinsale should be in any top 5.
ReplyDeleteYou should run for office in New Jersey Drew.
ReplyDeleteThat is a messed up story DG.
ReplyDeleteSounds like you have some real thoughtful neighbors TeXaS.
ReplyDeleteI got a good laugh at the Iranian dwarfs expense seeing him cry about his latest lawsuit he lost hahaha. Squealing like a stuck hog funny funny funny.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Q? He's really being harsh to that chick too.
ReplyDeleteYea he is , he is a real little bad ass picking on chicks, his highest and best use. I wonder if his new wife will dig all the lawsuits coming their way.
ReplyDeleteThere's only a few times I think the guy has gone too far, this is one of them.
ReplyDeleteInstead of too far I should have written way overboard.
ReplyDeleteYea he is just showing his true colors , having a purse fight with a girl, I always called him a glorified housewife little did I know how accurate that nickname was hehe.
ReplyDeleteSo do you any more betting on the NBA or MLB lately Q?
ReplyDeleteYea Im on a little streak 10 wins in a row (of course now that I said it , it will end) haha All bastketball
ReplyDeleteDamn, that's great Q. I watched that Clev/Boston game tonight, I think Mike Brown needs to go. If they lose to the Celtics it wouldn't surprise me if LeBron left, and I didn't think he would.
ReplyDeleteYea i took boston 1st half +4.5 and 2nd half +7.5 easy money.
ReplyDeleteNice bet there Q. You bet during the regular season too?
ReplyDeleteNot a bunch on Bball, football as I said before is my gig.
ReplyDeleteThat's right, football. Right around the corner too. Time flies.
ReplyDeleteKind of quiet in here tonite.
ReplyDeletehey ladies.
ReplyDeleteDon't think any ladies are around Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, I mean Fonze.
ReplyDeleteThe real question is why is she even on the list.
ReplyDeletewasnt jessica alba #1 on their list last year? and now shes #98? maxim is for no pussy getting high schoolers.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if she was. But that seems about right.
ReplyDeleteI agree. Good way of putting it.
ReplyDeleteok, i just checked it. 2009's #1 was olivia wilde. and if you see that broad you would swear its a guy in drag. thats their #1 hot broad for 09.
ReplyDeleteWhat does she do anyway?
ReplyDeleteOh, I see she's an actress.
ReplyDeletehey man, do you use chrome?
ReplyDeleteNo, you use it don't you?
ReplyDeleteyeah. i love it. i used to use firefox because of all the add ons but lately chrome has some really col shit going on. i dig it.
ReplyDeletecool*
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm using firefox.
ReplyDeletetheres an add on i found for chrome hat lets you watch tv from all over the world. its awesome shit.
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty cool.
ReplyDeletefuck...was dj around lately? his typos have rubbed off.
ReplyDeleteHe was around on the Mother's Day post.
ReplyDeletewell no, i cant blame somebody else for my stupidity. those are my mistakes and i take blame.
ReplyDeletedj is alright for a 56 year old carnie worker.
ReplyDeleteHe's entertaining.
ReplyDeletedo you think he could kick drews ass?
ReplyDeleteThat would be a great PPV.
ReplyDeletewhat if they fought naked? i bet drew would be the first on on his knees.
ReplyDeleteFunny, he probably would be.
ReplyDeletefuck...gmail signed me out. but anyway, drew would be the first one on his knees. there, i said it. drews a nigger. hahaha!! aw fuck it, im drunk. who cares?
ReplyDeleteOh yeah? Been drinking tonight?
ReplyDeletehave you seen tatazz's ip lately?
ReplyDeleteI never got her ip address. There was someone on earlier from Woodstock Georgia, but I don't know if it was her.
ReplyDeleteyeah...i needed to unwind. and since i cant beat my old lady anymore, i decided to have a couple of drinks.
ReplyDeleteCan't beat her anymore? What happened?
ReplyDeleteshe was bitching about spitting up blood or some stupid shit. something about a torn liver or spleen...i dunno. all i heard was blah, blah, blah.
ReplyDeletetheres somebody lurking for the 200 spot.
ReplyDeleteComplaining about spitting up blood? Weak.
ReplyDeleteyeah. what a twat, huh? boo hoo, im bleeding.
ReplyDeleteShe sounds like a poor sport.
ReplyDeleteok...im out. i have to finish my drinks and sleep. later, slater.
ReplyDeleteLater on man.
ReplyDelete200.
ReplyDeleteWell, the count is screwed up again.
ReplyDeletespurs... when do you think niki went overboard before??
ReplyDeleteWell, I believe some chick committed suicide after she was posted there and harassed, so I'd say that counts as one time.
ReplyDeleteI don't feel good and I at some restaurant because it is raining. I thought I would order something small, but I let the waitress talked me into a special...
ReplyDeleteI don't even feel like eating.. wtf
why did I do this??
What did you eat?
ReplyDeletenever heard about the suicide but it's not surprising... and it's really bad
ReplyDeleteYeah, I don't think that's going to win him any Man of the Year awards.
ReplyDeleteI am eating asian chicken..
ReplyDeleteSo are you at the restaurant now, or did you take it to go?
ReplyDeleteI am at the restaurant now
ReplyDeleteNice. Well, tip the waitress an extra dollar for me.
ReplyDeleteNik has taught me that nothing good can come from a short, balding guy with a big ego
ReplyDelete