Ball breaker. Click below to seem more of the documents. There's an e-mail exchange between Nik's lawyer and Kristen's lawyer. Good stuff. And I like how SORRY is included in this one.
Exhibit C is the exchange of e-mails between Nik's lawyer and Kristen's lawyer. Nik's lawyer had no idea that Nik was posting the newest stuff about Kristen.
It shall be a glorious day
ReplyDeleteExhibit C is the one with the yahoo at the top. You have to go three down from there to start at the e-mails.
ReplyDeletecan I have the cliffs notes version, please?
ReplyDeleteYou can read it if you want. Or maybe Anonymous will fill you in.
ReplyDeleteCheck out the exchange of e-mails if you are going to check anything out.
ReplyDeleteYeah one of my comments made the exhibits!
ReplyDeleteCongrats Wopness. You are a star!!!
ReplyDeleteWop is on his way to becoming the next Dirty Celeb!!
ReplyDeleteI for sure am going to make you hubs number 3 now!!
Im famous, because I put some unfounded credence in anything "The Dirty" like stupid ass Pam.
ReplyDeleteBTW I love CPDA
Poor Hooman and Sorry are gonna get stuck for even more $$$.. Those poor bastards :)
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Maynard? Yeah, and I think he's going to be pissed when he sees this.
ReplyDeleteSo this is part of what happened on the court date on May 14th.
ReplyDeleteisn't this chick giving you this stuff kinda on the same level as him putting private stuff about her the 'net? I mean, obviously what is said about her is more malicious, but it just seems like it wouldn't be in her best interest to put these up. I wonder if her attorney knows she is doing this?
ReplyDeleteI only knew she filed in federal court. I got the documents the same way I got the last ones.
ReplyDeleteoh,okay. I thought she posted here herself she was filing in federal court...anyway, just thinking that for her to win, it would probably look better if she didn't give out any info, but if she didn't, then I guess it is fine since it is all public record anyway.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's all public record.
ReplyDeletethey formatted their caption incorrectly for a federal pleading - just sayin
ReplyDeleteIts not all caps - thats only in state courts
ReplyDeleteAnd i dont know why you wouldnt name john and jane does, and ABC corporations.
ReplyDeleteBecause John and Jane Doe are the people who submitted the post, right?
ReplyDeleteI'm with KB. I need cliff notes. But I like the water mark.
ReplyDeleteThanks DG.
ReplyDeleteAnd like I wrote to kinkyb!tch, if you are going to check out anything, check out the e-mail exchanges.
ReplyDeleteNo spurs. I need a summary of each page. Just one to two sentence per page would be enough.
ReplyDeleteThanks
Lawyer talk, lawyer talk, lawyer talk, exhibits of posts Nik made, e-mail exchange, the end.
ReplyDeleteHow's that?
ReplyDeleteNo, I need wop to translate this lawyer jargon.
ReplyDeleteyeah, but translate the lawyer jargon into regular english, not thug english, wop. Please and Thanks!
ReplyDeleteYou two need to go to law school. Lazy is what the both of you are.
ReplyDeleteGoing to law school will make me not lazy? I thought getting more sleep and exercise would, geez why did you wait so long to tell me this, Spurs?
ReplyDeleteBecause you are slow, and I didn't think you'd understand what that all I was trying to do is help you out.
ReplyDeleteThat's why.
I've read it... Nik's lawyer accuses Kristins of lying, they back and forth. Nik's lawyer is a dumbass, Kristin's seems just a little bit over his head. Why they were having that email convo I do not know.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the breakdown Skeets.
ReplyDeleteSo is she getting the money?
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome... I obviously went to law school cause I'm not a lazy biatch.
ReplyDeleteyeah what streets says. Honestly i read this type of shit all day, I come here to escape. But Nik's attorney is definitely slicker, however bell did do some of his homework prior to filing this suit as opposed to his previous work. But he still seems a little hackish, but hell we all do at times.
ReplyDeleteYou include john/jane does and abc corporations, because you never know what will turn up in discovery
I don't know DG.
ReplyDeleteELFIE - My sis graduated (U of A) friday!
ReplyDeleteYeah Skeets, way to not be lazy.
ReplyDeleteI tried my best to hook you up with Skeets this weekend Wopness, she said she's too hung up on 'roid boy.
ReplyDeleteThis lawsuit is different case actually, this was filed as a result of the intentional infliction of emotional blah blah... as a result of his tirade last week. It is unrelated to the judgment.
ReplyDeleteAs of now, there is no "money" in the federal case.
I tried my best to hook you up with Skeets this weekend Wopness, she said she's too hung up on 'roid boy.
ReplyDeleteshe'll get sick of him, or he'll come out of the closet. Not sure she will ever wanna deal with my krazy baby mommas though
YAY MY OLD FRIEND! That's cool Wop, what kind of degree did she get?
ReplyDeleteMy dumb ex got arrested... partially for the back support warrant I asked for.
Who cares what she wants Wopness? She's a woman, she knows her place. That's to keep quiet and spread her legs when need be.
ReplyDeleteHahaa I appreciate it spurs - true homie-ism right there with the hook up.
ReplyDeleteStreets - Accounting, but she doesnt live in moms basement like spurs LOL
So will she win this, wop? And what about the other case with the money. Will she get that?
ReplyDeletelol! there you go spurs. thats how you handle them broads. now post the titty pics these chicks have sent in.
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to get ahold of the photographer who did all of Skeets pics. But he works out of an ice cream truck, so he's hard to track down.
ReplyDelete"Streets - Accounting, but she doesnt live in moms basement like spurs LOL"
ReplyDeleteFunny Wopness.
If he works out of an ice cream truck he probably got deported.
ReplyDeleteProbably. But I know he's got some naked pics of her, so we need to bring him back.
ReplyDeleteYeah so what he was an ice cream man, he paid me in Two Ball Screw Balls.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever had one of those? They are amazing... it's coned shaped clear palstic thing with fake cherry italian ice inside and 2 gumballs on the bottom
ReplyDeleteWow Nik's attorney is a fucking moron. I don't know who's more of a idiot Nik or his attorney. It's like the blind leading the blind and Nik's paying money for it. Good stuff spurz. The dirty's great "Legal" staff seems to be heavily over matched in this case.
ReplyDeleteI love the part.. this is not word for word.. As you asked for my client has decided to sue.
Wow
You didn't ask me right. Sue me.. hahahaha.. What a prick. Hey hooooman be careful what you wish for. hahahahah..
ReplyDeleteI've never had one Skeets.
ReplyDeleteDirty JV better start looking for a new job.
ReplyDeleteDG said...
ReplyDeleteSo will she win this, wop? And what about the other case with the money. Will she get that?
Intentional Infliction cases are one of the hardest tort cases to win. However, they definitely have a case IMHO.
On the judgment case, its hard to tell. For some reason, Gringas hasn't move to set it aside, which i dont understand. However, I have great respect for his legal mind, and am sure he knows what he is doing and doing it for a reason.. so it remains to be seen.
What's up Fl Anonymous? Glad you liked it man.
ReplyDeleteJV and Scooby are such goofballs.
ReplyDeleteNik's attorney is no match for my attorney. He is not "in over his head".
ReplyDeleteThey are almost as good as the tweety bird (or superman or powerpuff girl) face on a stick. Bascially tastes like that but it's in a cup and what would be the characters eyeballs are in the bottom of the cup.
ReplyDeleteHell yeah he is. Nik's attorney sounds like a moron. Also he's very unprofessional in his emails. Your attorney schools him in his responses.. Pretty funny actually.. Well not so much for Hooooooooman..
ReplyDeleteI don't see what David Gringas could have up his sleeve that would make a 1.5 million dollar judgment okay. I think they screwed up.
ReplyDeleteDirty Scooby man boobs, touch of downs, and a Jay Leno chin. I'm sure comment checker will look real good on his resume.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like the greatest thing ever invented Skeets.
ReplyDeleteHe'll probably get a CEO position of some type Fl Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteHe is trying to turn my attorney into the state bar. Smooth move from someone that is already on probation with the AZ state bar and has been in trouble for misconduct.
ReplyDeleteHe'll team up with Nik's gay brother. They seem to be real close.
ReplyDeleteNik's attorney sounds like he's got a bigger false ego then Nik Richie himself.. I didn't know that could be possible.
ReplyDeleteThey'll cruise around Scottsdale in that Porsche Boxster and creep high schools.
ReplyDeletei like turtles
ReplyDeleteThat's nice name jacker.
ReplyDeleteUm that wasn't me!
ReplyDeleteI like turtles
ReplyDeleteScooby and Nik's brother will DJ all the high school dances. Ari will try to get a job as creeper securtiy guard at one of the local high schools.
ReplyDeleteYeah, we know it's not you Kristen. Just a name jacker.
ReplyDeleteWho else would defend a douche but a douche?
ReplyDeleteThat little kid in that video is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteWhen all else fails they will join Drew with his pyramid scams. And then and only then will Drew finally feel like a man.
ReplyDeleteI like turtles
ReplyDeleteFunny DG.
ReplyDeleteand no need to get defensive Kristin... all I was stating was that your attorney seems a bit green, which he does and several others have stated as well. That does NOT mean he is a bad attorney. I hope you KILL Nik Richie in court.
ReplyDeleteI like turtles too... I don't haev to click on that link to know what it is. haha
ReplyDeleteQuit name jacking.
ReplyDeleteOh...I bought the new sarah silverman book today. I hope it's good considering it cost me $30.
ReplyDeleteI used to like to get turtles and put firecrackers in them.
ReplyDeleteSarah Silverman book? Did it come with crayons?
ReplyDeleteWow, spurs. That sure will scare the name jacker away. Maybe next time capitalize and bold it to show them you mean business.
ReplyDeleteShut up DG.
ReplyDeleteThat made no sense spurs. I thought you knew who sarah silverman was.
ReplyDeleteElfie that is not me that is posting the turtles stuff. I'm ready for my day in court with Nik Richie. The process server said he was as white as a sheet when they served him with this lawsuit on Friday. He wouldn't even take it, but his attorney did.
ReplyDeleteYes, I know who Sarah Silverman is, but I know a book she wrote can't be all that deep.
ReplyDeleteSarah Silverman is GREAT!
ReplyDeleteoh no! CBT's back. The next 300 comments will be copy and paste quotes from the past 3 days.
ReplyDeleteJust curious, cbt....did you come back with one less rubber and minus a thousand dollars?
I know it wasn't you posting that Kristin... and I don't really love turtles either that was a joke. Sometimes you just gotta play along with the name jackers.
ReplyDeleteas I said KILL Nik Richie in court... legally MURDER his ass. That is all.
"Elfie said...
ReplyDeleteI'm at work and somehow managed to get totally messed up on cough medicine... I'm not functioning well."
There is not a single nook, cranny, creavese, wrinkle or crease on this woman that I wouldn't put my tongue. Elfie might possibly be the hottest woman on the planet, at least until MTQT drops 20 pounds.
Spurs, I didn't buy the book to get deep into her mind. I bought the book because I think she is funny.
ReplyDeleteI will be sure to give a review of the book once I get back from vacation next week.
Check out CBT working the charm.
ReplyDeleteChelsea Handler and Sarah Silverman are my two fantasy best friends.
ReplyDeleteYeah DG, please give me a review. Can't wait.
ReplyDeleteElfie, if you need an extra thousand dollars cbt is willing to help you out.
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteoh no! CBT's back. The next 300 comments will be copy and paste quotes from the past 3 days.
Just curious, cbt....did you come back with one less rubber and minus a thousand dollars?"
Wouldn've been minus several rubbers, Man Jaw. I offered Pam a grand to come down here and spend at least two days (I had to go through my old texts to see why I threw out that much). She woulda earned it. She'd spent the bulk of two days with my dick in her somewhere.
That's funny CBT.
ReplyDeleteWhatever, spurs. Act like Sarah is not funny now just because I think she is. And then why don't you wait a whole year to see The Hangover again and then admit it was funny. I think I was the one to tell you to see Bruno and even warned you about the really gay beginning. And what did you do? You saw it within a week I think.
ReplyDeleteI see there's going to be a protest in front of the Staples Center tonight because of Phil Jackson's comments on AZ's illegal immigration bill.
ReplyDeleteI do think Silverman is funny DG, I just don't think a book of hers is going to be all that great. Sorry to insult your make believe friend.
ReplyDeleteThe closest thing to another man on this blog is EV, followed by Drew. Spurs, love ya, but you're a wuss when it comes to women. Wop is unable to tell baby momma's, "here's a check, bitch, deal with the shit yourself" and no one else here has ever been in combat. I know Anonymous says he has a cousin in Iraq. That's not even close. One of you pussies kill a motherfucker with a knife, then you can talk to me. Until then you penis endowed women bow down to your King and pay me the respect I've earned.
ReplyDeleteIf pam was smart she would price herself out based on the client. The older and the uglier should cost more.
ReplyDeleteThen again maybe that is how she does price it. That's why cbt's $1000 wasn't nearly enough to get her to come out there.
Yeah, everyone listen to CBT for here on out. He's a badass.
ReplyDelete'CBT said...
ReplyDeleteOh and Jennifer, I'd lick the crack of your ass on a hundred degree day, too, just like I would Kourtney's.
APRIL 27, 2010 3:12 PM'
'There is not a single nook, cranny, creavese, wrinkle or crease on this woman that I wouldn't put my tongue. Elfie might possibly be the hottest woman on the planet, at least until MTQT drops 20 pounds.
MAY 17, 2010 6:56 PM'
'CBT said...
"Anonymous said...
yeah....show me your tits. now!"
Stalker piece of shit.
MAY 17, 2010 6:50 PM'
oh the irony. count your days cbt because pretty soon your world is gonna come crashing down...hard.
I expect that Sarah Silverman has a really hairy bush.
ReplyDeleteJust like DG. That's why she likes her so much.
ReplyDeletemy plan has been set into motion. the wheels of anon justice are turning.
ReplyDeleteover and out....until the day after tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Wop actually wants to be in his kids life, cbt. Wanting to be a father can complicate things. Sad you don't know this.
ReplyDeleteLater on Anonymous. So you'll be gone for a couple of days?
ReplyDelete""oh the irony. count your days cbt because pretty soon your world is gonna come crashing down...hard"
ReplyDeleteOooohhh, the Internet badass is gonna bring me down? I can't wait to see what you come up with. Loser.
Funny CBT.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteCBT just said Drew is more of a man than you. What time are you going to kill yourself tonight?
I'm already tying the rope.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, there's a difference between stalkin' for tit pics and flat out tellin' a bitch what you'd do to her if she'd let you. I did not lie once when I made those statements. You're such a pussy whipped little geek strange vaginas scare you.
ReplyDeleteCivil War would be great.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the same thing about the immigration bill. Just think, nearly 9 years ago almost every car in america had a flag sticking out of the back window.
ReplyDeleteDo we need another terrorist attack to come together again?
Probably.
ReplyDeleteRemember the good old days when CBT was doing blow, selling cars, kicking ass, and bending over every hot chick in town at the car dealership. Everything I listed was nothing but a regular day in the life for old CBT back in the day. The myth the man CBT
ReplyDelete"What we got here is a failure to communicate" Civil War
ReplyDeleteCBT should be the new Dos Equis guy.
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteMaybe Wop actually wants to be in his kids life, cbt. Wanting to be a father can complicate things. Sad you don't know this"
DG, I have a great deal of respect for you, so I'm gonna be polite about this subject; No one here knows the real deal about my relationships with my daughters. I'd die for either of them, and for one of their mommas. I ain't dyin' for Kelly Jo.
Who would've thought, Axl Rose had all the answers.
ReplyDeleteAre you trying to insinuate CBT is Axl Rose?
ReplyDeleteRemember that time when CBT was going to swoop in to save Pam from her horrible life.. but then he got wasted and offered her a grand to fuck her instead. Oh to yearn for yesterday
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteRemember the good old days when CBT was doing blow, selling cars, kicking ass, and bending over every hot chick in town at the car dealership. Everything I listed was nothing but a regular day in the life for old CBT back in the day. The myth the man CBT"
Dude, all that was back in the mid 90s, if you'd read the comments you'd know that. I won't deny slowing down some. I don't do Coke anymore, I don't sell cars anymore and the last thing ain't as common as it used to be, but still common enough to suit me.
SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteCBT should be the new Dos Equis guy.
Hahahaha yeah he should be.. I can see him doing a commercial sporting his bandanna.. Classic CBT
Hey CBT, what did you think of Drew's new woman?
ReplyDeleteCBT what part of remember the good old days did you not understand?
ReplyDeleteNo, I was referring to Anon's 'failure to communicate'. It's at the beginning of the song Civil War.
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah I saw that comment. Didn't put two and two together. That was a great song.
ReplyDeleteMaybe we can just give California to Mexico and cut off all federal assistance.
ReplyDeleteI understand the confusion spurs. Hard to believe that not only CBT has all the answers.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the same thing DG. But within a year CA would become just as shitty as Mexico is, and then they will be looking to leave CA.
ReplyDeleteOf course, CA is about as shitty as Mexico is, so it's probably too late.
ReplyDeleteDG said...
ReplyDeleteMaybe we can just give California to Mexico and cut off all federal assistance.
I Think that's a great Idea.
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteRemember that time when CBT was going to swoop in to save Pam from her horrible life.. but then he got wasted and offered her a grand to fuck her instead. Oh to yearn for yesterday"
Hey, my tactics ain't exactly normal. Let me tell tell yuou something Anonymous the stalking loser; Maybe Pam ain't the next Miss America, but I guarantee she's one incredible piece of ass that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. A fine bitch like DG that just lays there because she thinks just lettin' you in is good enough ain't worth the proverbial fart in a Texas tornado in bed.
I'll tell you what, the women that comment here that are good pussy are (in order):
Pam (explanation above)
Miss Texas (no explanation needed. I gaurantee her toes are cramped up and all the neighbors are awake after 3 and a half minutes of lickin' her plump pussy).
kb (kb is a closet freak who just needs someone to actually help her do the shit she dreams up while The Warden jacks off to Asian Midget porn on the Internet). Get her loosened up enough to do what she wants to and you've got something, long toes, big ass and all.
DG, she's uptight enough, when cums, she apologizes. "Jesus, oh my God, ooops, sorry. Gotta go to confession now".
RQ and sex makes me need to take a shit.
Astrid: Not enough info. I suspect she gives bad head and fuckin' her scrawny ass would be like ridin' a bicycle down the railroad track.
You come in fourth DG. So spin off whore.
ReplyDeleteRemember that time when CBT walked on water and turned blood into Wine.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteHey CBT, what did you think of Drew's new woman?"
I said earlier, "rode hard and put up wet".
I didn't see that comment.
ReplyDeleteThanks for that run through of what good pussy is CBT. Really insightful. That will make for a great chapter title in your new book.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteRemember that time when CBT walked on water and turned blood into Wine."
You left out brought the dead back to life, and it was water into wine, not blood.
As insignificant little turd as you are, you really should bow down and lick the horseshit off my boots, like the Mexican lover you are, peon.
"DG said...
ReplyDeleteMaybe we can just give California to Mexico and cut off all federal assistance."
I want to fuck you for your legs and your mind.
Pam has a body of a little boy so I can see why you and Freddy Fags find her so attractive. Don't forget to register when you move.
ReplyDeleteKristen said...
ReplyDelete"I'm ready for my day in court with Nik Richie. The process server said he was as white as a sheet when they served him with this lawsuit on Friday. He wouldn't even take it, but his attorney did."
that is funny... I am glad he is scared..
Astrid, you don't even get a ranking on CBT's slut list.
ReplyDeletekb would be my first choice for a girlfriend or wife from here. She's sexually frustrated and horny, I suspect a quarter bar of Xanax and three glasses of wine would mean some seriously kinky sex. It was close to a tie with Elfie, but Elfie has frigidity issues. kb makes me laugh, too.
ReplyDeleteMTQT would be first choice for a sugar baby. Dinner and a few drinks twice or three times a month plus rent money and I imagine she'd rock a man's world.
I will fuck Pam someday. I wish I could tell you why it's important to me, but I'm clueless.
reading those emails are funny... it all makes sense why Nik removed the new stuff from his site now.. and he is such a liar to the dirty army
ReplyDeleteHe probably is having a hard time sleeping... I wonder if the cute little tweets with Shayne are of any comfort to him..
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletePam has a body of a little boy so I can see why you and Freddy Fags find her so attractive. Don't forget to register when you move."
Anonymous, I have some horse shit on my boots. C'mere and do your job.
Well, anybody can fuck Pam. At least you aim for the only thing you can get.
ReplyDeleteWho you like tonight Spurs?
ReplyDeletecbt.. you just want to have sex with Pam, because she is the right age, and you know she is a dirty freak who moans "grandpa" while getting slamming..
ReplyDeleteit's basically your ultimate fantasy fuck..
There have been a lot of women ended in love with me, and not a Goddamned one of 'em was happy about it at first.
ReplyDelete*leave me out of this fight DG.
ReplyDeleteI don't know Drew. I think it can go either way. You?
ReplyDelete"MTQT would be first choice for a sugar baby. Dinner and a few drinks twice or three times a month plus rent money and I imagine she'd rock a man's world."
ReplyDeleteShe probably could.
I imagine that Astrid probably hasn't done that CBT.
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteWell, anybody can fuck Pam. At least you aim for the only thing you can get."
There's just something about her, DG. I am aware that she's average lookin', beyond having a really great ass and eyes. Maybe that's it...Pam, Elfie and MTQT all have really killer eyes...and I am a sucker for eyes.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI imagine that Astrid probably hasn't done that CBT."
Sometimes I reaqlly miss little Chaz.
I am a virgin like Elfie..
ReplyDeleteDG's eyes look like garbage.
ReplyDeleteAre you Astrid? Sweet.
ReplyDeleteBottom line: If I was gonna actually fall in love with a woman from this blog, it'd be kbeezy, hands down. There'd have to be considerable negotation over the regular TV schedule and music selection, however.
ReplyDeleteI'd pick SPAMela.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteDG's eyes look like garbage."
There's a pic of a chick that's supposed to be her in a "Bumpit", tryin' to do a Bitney Spears lookalike thing. DG has pretty eyes, but there's a serial killer like look in them. If she looks that pic, she's a hot bitch.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI imagine that Astrid probably hasn't done that CBT."
I bet Bitchhog has.
I think it's funny that cbt was just saying he doesn't understand why we think he is perv.. and now he is breaking all the girls down into a list of who he would and wouldn't fuck..
ReplyDeletePretty sure Bitchhog hasn't either CBT.
ReplyDeleteI bet Anonymous has. Didn't he3 do gay porn?
ReplyDeleteyes I think it's going to be a great series. I have no favorite, just want to see it come down to the wire.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I'd like to see as well Drew.
ReplyDeleteI leave for NYC in 3 days...
ReplyDeleteDrew, what's up with you datin' your aunt's friends?
ReplyDeleteI bet Astrid apologizes when she cums. DG beats the dude's ass when she doesn't. kb just loves herself.
ReplyDeleteYou prissy little accountant types are always fun to unlock.
ReplyDeleteLOL... and I am not used to gay little, emo types.. most of exs are the tall, athletic type..
"(as opposed to the little whiny gay emo dudes you're probably into)."
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
Aunt's friends?
ReplyDeleteAnother good one CBT.
200.
ReplyDelete200
ReplyDeletedammit..
ReplyDeleteSorry Astrid.
ReplyDelete.. I hope anon likes the email I am sending him..
ReplyDeleteI'm tired... and glad I didn't make CBT's fuckability list.
ReplyDeleteDear Mucinex,
Your cute little green goblins fooled me once but they will not fool me again.
Sincerely,
Elfie
Well the oil will be washing up on our beaches down here south Florida within a week. FML
ReplyDelete"LOL... and I am not used to gay little, emo types.. most of exs are the tall, athletic type.."
ReplyDeleteAstrid, I thought you weren't German. You're into the Waffen SS types?
Yeah well, most of my exes are 5 feet tall, 95 pounds and thirty years younger than me. But that's not my type. I like tall girls with dark hair and brown eyes. I spent several years curing myself of a redheaded, ice blue eyed addiction. Height isn't as important as dark eyes and dark hair, however, dark hair and grey eyes fucks my world up every time, and I know one right now. She's 35 and married, and I used to date her oldest sister, who's 48 now back in high school. She's made it clear it's there. Wop would shit over this chick, maiden name DiPrima, big ass, big tits, narrow waist, long legs. I even don't like her husband, he's an arrogant prick. Remember when we were talking about a man's propensity for strange pussy?
You might bring down Mucinex with that letter Skeets.
ReplyDelete"Well the oil will be washing up on our beaches down here south Florida within a week. FML"
ReplyDeleteThat sucks man. That's a bad situation.
Hey CBT, how long you going to leave that Dixie flag up?
ReplyDeletecbt.. I am tall.. I can't date a short guy... but if he plays soccer or rugby, and he is tall, and decent looking, I'll probably like him..
ReplyDeletemy ex played soccer and he was born in athens.. he was hairy as hell too, I liked his hair..
"Elfie said...
ReplyDeleteI'm tired... and glad I didn't make CBT's fuckability list."
I'm terribly offended by that, Elf Eared Girl, even though I ranked you low out of respect for your puritanical beliefs.
Okay so where's kb? She and I need to go out and piuck up some girls.
What is this you said about my eyes, spurs?
ReplyDeleteYour eyes look like the inspiration for the main character in Antz.
Don't be offended, all I'm saying is to me it's offensive for someone to say they want to hump me... so the fact you didn't say that for once was a compliment.
ReplyDelete