So back a few months ago this slut sends me numerous messages on myspace saying she fucked my "ex" at a party. Long story short, this bitch thinks she looks like Megan Fox (if she had down syndrome maybe), is a bartard, fucks her friends boyfriends (obviously she fucked mine), steals, lies, and is one of the fakest dumbest whores I know. What do you think, WOULD YOU?? I'd like to think that I look better than her so why do guys always cheat "down" instead of finding someone hot with a nice body? Oh, and notice how lovely her armpits are in the last picture, hasn't she heard of clear deodorant and razors to shave?
Dis bitch is dumb! LOL!! I like the style of English she used righting 2u!
As far as would I? I'd rather have Atrid's stupid cat fart in my face. Good question about the guys, I couldn't tell you. And finally, yes that last pic is just nasty. I think it's time for her to shut down the social sites, throw away the camera and enroll in an ESL class.
Look at me! I'm haten!! xoxoxo
Not cool man.
ReplyDeleteWhat did you do this weekend Evil?
ReplyDeleteI think it's time for all these girls to shut down the social sites. I didn't even bother reading a single message. If I'm going to lose brain cells doing something, I'd rather be high in the process.
ReplyDeleteTo answer the question, it's called the 'something different' factor. It doesn't matter how good a girl looks, once you've had it enough times the grass starts looking greener on the other side of the fence.
Of course, from the sound of it, you girls both picked up the same clown roaming parties and clubs. No one to blame but yourselves.
"Evil Spurs Fan said...
ReplyDeletethat bitch is way hotter than that fat spic
You bet cher fat ass he banged her"
. . . Coming from you, the person who won't say their name and has a picture of Spurs as his avatar. You'd probably fuck Rocket Queen too.
EAZY- "Of course, from the sound of it, you girls both picked up the same clown roaming parties and clubs. No one to blame but yourselves."
ReplyDeleteI was with my ex for 7 1/2 years, we met in High School. I'm not a club/party whore.
You'll want to smoke after the Spurs series EV.
ReplyDeleteugh, I'm with Eazy on this one. Especially the first paragraph. Ditto that last paragraph as well. Be glad you are rid of him and who cares what she said/did.
ReplyDeleteI think the point he was trying to make is that is the quality of the "man" you had, MT.
ReplyDeleteYou ever cheated on the Warden kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteEazy, I think I really do need to start smoking weed, I need your expertise though. Remember I told you that the last time I smoked (like..8, 9 yrs ago, maybe more?) I felt all weird when I got high? Is there a specific kind of weed I can ask for..like rookie weed or something? So that way I can be chill, but not feel all paranoid?
ReplyDeleteSours, how dare you ask me such a question. No.
ReplyDeleteJust wondering.
ReplyDeleteI am finally able to access the site...
ReplyDeleteDamn Astrid, I really don't know what the problem was.
ReplyDeleteif you're paranoid it means you smoked too much.. that is how it with me
ReplyDeletebut I have heard people say that they are paranoid no matter what..
KB what did you get paranoid about exactly??
well no wonder it was so slow, Astrid was missing.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, have you ever seen Drop Dead Fred? That is a movie I have watched over and over.
Astrid said...
ReplyDeleteKB what did you get paranoid about exactly??
omg, everything. I'd hear the doorbell/knock at the door. Everyone would be looking at me/they all knew I was high. I was itchy, my socks felt tight, I felt like I had dirt on my hands and needed to wash them. I felt sweaty. This was just regular weed, it didn't even smell that funky or look wet.
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ReplyDeleteYeah kinkyb!tch, maybe weed isn't for you.
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me, Spurs. I found a funny drinking game I wanted to show you. It's called the Spurs "defense" drinking game. I'll see if I can find it.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what to tell you, kb. I've never known anyone who was too paranoid to smoke.
I'm thinking no as well, but I need something to make me chill. Alcohol has too many calories. What do you suggest, Sours?
ReplyDeleteHow about you get hooked on some pain meds kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteSo, you want weed instead of alcohol because of the calories? Jesustapdancingchristonafuckingcracker.
ReplyDeletethe first time I got high.. it was with my brother and we went for a drive in park..
ReplyDeleteI smoked way too much. My body was numb every where like that pins and needles affect. I told my brother that I thought we died and went to heaven. I told him he was god.
He thought that was funny
I like Drop Dead Fred
ReplyDeletewine is good for your heart KB... I don't know about calories, but I like drinking it
ReplyDelete". . . Coming from you, the person who won't say their name and has a picture of Spurs as his avatar. You'd probably fuck Rocket Queen too. "
ReplyDeleteOh please fat fuck, just because your pussy leaks lard, doesnt mean every chubby vato in el barrio is gonna flock to it. Pinche puta
KB tell your doctor your depressed... I hear some anti depressants make you relax or take medicine for ADD. It does the same..
ReplyDeleteSPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteWhat did you do this weekend Evil?
Hunted any fat fucking beaner that resembled miss fatass texas, beat, robbed, raped, and donkey punched them all
You should get a rebel flag as your avatar like CBT.
ReplyDeleteDamn Pam, long time no see.
ReplyDeleteyaya been busy. whats up
ReplyDeleteNot much. What have you been doing? Anything exciting?
ReplyDeleteAnti-Depressants are a joke.
ReplyDeleteKinkyb!tch should get on some heroin.
ReplyDeleteEvil Spurs said- "Oh please fat fuck, just because your pussy leaks lard, doesnt mean every chubby vato in el barrio is gonna flock to it. Pinche puta"
ReplyDeleteOh please you ignorant fucking loser, really I'm so tired of you running your big ass mouth. Go stick your little (3 inches) wee wee in some crack whore and spread your herpes. And for your information I will never date another "beaner" because they are all the same. Just because I used to be married to one doesn't mean I am one nigger lover.
Chinga Tu Madre joto (i googled it for your spanish satisfaction)
Just worked a lot had eight photos shoots last week, was with david coperfield to get my car week before, dealing with roomate issues here. I had to call the cops on one of them for stealing and threatening my life - he still lives here, so aka finding a new casa =)
ReplyDeletePam, hey! hows the AIDS treating you? Feeling any pneumonia coming on?
ReplyDeleteStealing and threatening your life? That's not good.
ReplyDeleteES, no aids here but nice joke ?
ReplyDeleteanyways yeah, sucks. The owner is a pussy for not kicking him out. I would have all my stuff gone by now but I am waiting to get my rent and deposit back =)
You should have had Copperfield just make your car appear. He is a magician.
ReplyDeleteSo you planning on staying in Vegas then Pam?
ReplyDeleteI had to call the cops on one of them for stealing and threatening my life
ReplyDeletewow you are literally dumber than a rock
hes a fake lol
ReplyDeleteSo what was Copperfield like?
ReplyDeleteHey pam, i saw you suckin d on the dirty.. do us a favor, kill your pathetic dumbass self, whore. No one needs you, and you are just becoming a bigger and bigger joke with every whore move you make. AIDS hurts, a bullet doesnt
ReplyDeletei heard Copperfield is a rapist.. did he give that vibe Pam?
ReplyDeletePam did you know that cbt is coming there to save you... he'll take care of your roommate
ReplyDeleteI remember hearing about that Copperfield rape case.
ReplyDeletehey, yeah..why is Pam worried if CBT is on his way with his shiny Captain Save a 'ho cape? (no offense pam)
ReplyDeleteEvil's in love?? I never thought anyone could take the place of that greyhound.
You cant rape pam, her dumb whore ass will open up any hole to anyone for any reason.
ReplyDeleteStupid fucking AIDS bag
Evil: Just STFU.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteEvil: Just STFU. '
what you cock sucking monkey mother fucker, dont you ever talk to me that way, ill rape your mother in her eye sockets bitch!
oh dear, does anyone have a pacifier? evil is having one of his episodes. he must have missed naptime today.
ReplyDeleteNo, Evil needs a tampon for his vagina. I think he's on his period.
ReplyDelete:)
ReplyDeleteI think I saw Tony Romo driving a Black Lamborghini in Colleyville today. I've never even seen one in person before, and I was driving behind it, and the license plates had the Dallas CWBY star on it, so then I got in the lane next to him and pulled right beside it and slowed down, and I'm almost positive it was him. If not, it was some really cute rich guy that looked like his twin....
ReplyDeleteHow much does a brand new Lambo go for?
Texas - talk racist to me baby
ReplyDeleteLamborghini's aren't cheap TeXas.
ReplyDeleteEV is right on this one, MT. I just don't understand why she is proud she if fucking other people's boyfriends.
ReplyDeleteKB: I get the same paranoid feeling as you which is why I don't do it either. You should start doing coke. I hear it makes you happy and keeps you skinny.
Wow, I fucked up that sentence. I'm not even going to try and fix that.
ReplyDeleteYou've never banged a guy with a girlfriend DG?
ReplyDeleteHell no. But if I did, I wouldn't brag about it like this girl.
ReplyDeleteHowever, I saw my hockey player today. I really would love to take it beyond a professional level. He is so gorgeous but married. I'm hoping maybe wikipedia is wrong.
Yeah, I didn't think you did, but you wouldn't admit it if you did anyway. Just wanted to see if you'd bite.
ReplyDeleteAnd as far as Miracle on Ice? Can't you edit wikepedia? Just change it to single, and then you're set.
*wikipedia*
ReplyDeleteIs pam dead yet?
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with you?
ReplyDeleteSo is CBT going hang out with David Copperfield too? Maybe all of them can visit David's private island.
ReplyDeleteScrewed up that sentence too. And yes, they are all going to hang out DG. Wayne Newton will be there as well.
ReplyDeleteI think I will edit it. I will delete his 4 kids too. But I will add his new relationship status.
ReplyDeleteNow you're using your little brain. Good job.
ReplyDeleteWhat was wrong with that sentence? I know I didn't include comma's but I don't care about those.
ReplyDeletegoing *to* DG, going *to*
ReplyDeleteDid you see that picture of Iggy Pop on tmz? It looks like someone just found some leftover skin and threw it over a skeleton.
ReplyDeleteNo, I haven't seen that. I'll go check it out.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's not the best look.
ReplyDeleteI wonder when he moves around if he can feel his skin sliding around.
ReplyDeleteGood question. He's like a basset hound.
ReplyDeleteThe owner of my job is such a bitch. This one guy who has been working there since the place opened found out he had cancer last week and most likely won't make it. Instead of her concern over him, she was upset over losing his clients.
ReplyDeleteYeah, develop a coke habit. Then become a stereotypical Scottsdale trophy wife.
ReplyDelete...spurs...
ReplyDeletewhat's your prediction on tonight's game...?
I'll send you some pics of the loss...
- chef -
ADD meds will only calm you down if you have ADD and I have the same reaction to weed too.
ReplyDeleteSours~ I got an interview for the job I really wanted and my dog survived and came back home on Saturday. Yay!
Hopefully we'll have RoLo back before going to San Antonio.
ReplyDeleteEazy V said...
ReplyDeleteYeah, develop a coke habit. Then become a stereotypical Scottsdale trophy wife.
May 3, 2010 6:03 PM
I thought I already was (minus the Scottsdale part). WTF. Now I really am gonna go do drugs!
Chef-spike your jewfro real high so you can distract the Spurs players.
ReplyDeleteI thought Chef was mexican?
ReplyDeleteDG-that sucks about your coworker and boss. Bosses are dickheads like that. I had one once who was pissed when one of his secretaries had a miscarriage and called in to work that same morning. All he said to her was "well, when are you coming back?". Such a douche.
ReplyDeleteHe's mixed, like us, Elf. Ha!
ReplyDeleteIf your dog doesn't make it, you can have mine. I "accidentially" left our gate open the other day, that doofus poked his nose out, looked left, then right--then walked his ass right back inside and took a nap. What dog wouldn't go crazy and take off at the sight of freedom?
My dogs don't either KB... one time my puppy followed me out to the car without me realizing it and then when I went back in I shut the gate before he could come in. He scratched and whined at the door to be let back in. I think it's cause I always let them walk next to me to the car and stuff so they know they can only go where I go or something... I'm their pack leader. haha
ReplyDelete...kb... i'll try...
ReplyDeletei had about 3 inches cut off the top...
i guess the chick barber thought it was a bris...
no wonder she yelled "Mazol Tov" after i tipped her...
well if that doesn't work call the Sherriff. I'm pretty sure Ginobli will not have his papers on him and SB1070 should apply.
ReplyDelete...
ReplyDeleteKB... have you ever heard about the Rabbi who didn't charge for circumcisions?
...
he only took tips...
- chef -
...Elfie...
ReplyDeletefor census purposes... i'm chicano...
i just happen to have a curly seth rogan, jonah hill... (insert Judd Aptow movie character here)... fro...
so nope, no yiddish... just salsa...
- chef -
"The owner of my job is such a bitch. This one guy who has been working there since the place opened found out he had cancer last week and most likely won't make it. Instead of her concern over him, she was upset over losing his clients."
ReplyDeleteThat is messed up DG.
CHEF:
ReplyDeletePlease send me some pics of the Suns hanging their heads after the loss tonight. That would be cool. Thanks. And no, the Spurs aren't going down.
Skeets:
ReplyDeleteHey, congrats on the interview. That would be great if you could leave that hellhole you are in.
And that's cool your dog came home.
"Hopefully we'll have RoLo back before going to San Antonio."
ReplyDeleteWon't matter EV.
kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteArresting Ginobili would be the only way the Suns have a chance.
Nice joke CHEF.
ReplyDeleteYou'd rather have my cat fart in your face... that is nice spurs. The cat got in a fight last night, and is being extra lazy today..
ReplyDeleteI don't know what the other cat looks like... mine has scratches on the head and and on the neck..
ReplyDeletethey are deep too... you can tell the neck was bleeding.... hopefully it won't fight anymore
ReplyDeleteToo bad you didn't have that camera on him.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't be so confident, Spurs. Your team didn't have the Suns' number all year like in the past. And Donaghy is gone.
ReplyDeleteWell, we shall see.
ReplyDeletewhy don't you two just challenge each other to a game
ReplyDeleteSpurs would melt if he was exposed to the light.
ReplyDeleteFunny EV.
ReplyDeleteYou excited K?
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to it A.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up with the one letter deal anyway Drew?
ReplyDeleteMe too. I know I always say this but i can't stay up all night.
ReplyDeleteYeah well it goes back to S.A. starting on Friday, so at least it will start at a decent hour.
ReplyDeleteMets are in a 2-2 tie with the Reds. As soon as that's over I will switch.
ReplyDeleteMets are playin great, but will blow it in the end.
ReplyDeleteCavs loose = lebron goin top knicks
Giants best off season in NFL
Suns > Spurs
U of A BBall - still a joke
Me = drunk
Yeah, you must be drunk Wopness.
ReplyDeleteI'm not too drunk to not be able to see nash completely dominating the sours
ReplyDeleteYeah, he's dominating early in the first quarter. Good for him.
ReplyDeleteKB is a Surprise Trophy Wife! I hope one day I can become an Apache Junction Trophy Wife.
ReplyDeleteDream big DG.
ReplyDeleteI think a better term would be Apache Junction Meth Lab Trailer Wife.
ReplyDeleteThere you go. Think of all the money you'll get.
ReplyDeleteHi Pam ;-)
ReplyDeleteI will even give a discount to KB for some meth.
ReplyDeleteShe needs to get on something. I can't imagine her on meth though.
ReplyDelete"it's called the 'something different' factor. It doesn't matter how good a girl looks, once you've had it enough times the grass starts looking greener on the other side of the fence."
ReplyDeleteNot only the right explanation, but well put.
Simplified version: New pussy is good pussy, old pussy is...well, old pussy.
Thanks for clarifying CBT.
ReplyDeletesuns 42 - spurs 33
ReplyDeleteThanks for the update Anonymous.
ReplyDeletewho is cbt quoting
ReplyDeleteEV. Then himself.
ReplyDeleteMan the suns are good so much better than gay boring spurs
ReplyDeleteWhat up spurz? You think securtiy is checking papers at the game?
ReplyDeleteSun's are dominating your team spurz
Fuck off Wopness.
ReplyDeleteYeah, they are dominating.
ReplyDeleteTell me a story CBT
ReplyDeleteCBT got hired to move to AZ to take care of the illegal immigrant (mexi) problem. CBT said "I'm going to shoot first and ask questions later"
ReplyDeleteThat sounds about right.
ReplyDeleteOnce upon a time, in a land far away there lived a little douchebag kid named Anonymous. He was an annoying little shitweed. He was always saying rude shit about things he knew nothing about to people he didn't know. Everyone hated him except for this skinny Guru named KC, who only enjoyed having him around because KC could manipulate him into annoying whoever KC wanted him to.
ReplyDeleteWhat? The suns are winning???? hahahhaha...
ReplyDeleteBut for my food review today. Yoplait desserts Creme Caramel is the best yogurt yet. Now it doesn't taste like caramel at all but exactly like cheesecake. All this for 100 calories. This is such a great discovery that it feels like my birthday 5 days early.
CBT said his first action will be to track down A man that goes by the name of Nik Richie.. CBT said he looks Mexican to me.
ReplyDeleteRound em up CBT
So Spurz,, Do you think the Spurs are for the 3rd quarter to start playing basketball or what?
ReplyDeleteThe old rope a dope strategy
Once upon a time a long, long, long, long, long, long, long time ago a baby was born to grow up the biggest bullshitter in the world. Unfortunately, he wasn't a good bullshitter so nobody believed a word he said.
ReplyDeleteThe end.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteTell me a story CBT
Haha, that made me laugh! Next time I can't sleep I am going to request the same.
Deeg, you know what is good? Fiber One's kiwi lime pie yogurt. Taste just like the pie, minus the crust. And only 80 calories (I think). I will try your Creme Caramel one, but Yoplait has high sugar content, imo. Have you ever tried Mountain Dairy or Kroger brands?
DG said...
ReplyDeleteOnce upon a time a long, long, long, long, long, long, long time ago a baby was born to grow up the biggest bullshitter in the world. Unfortunately, he wasn't a good bullshitter so nobody believed a word he said.
The end.
I couldn't have said it better DG. Classic!
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteCBT said his first action will be to track down A man that goes by the name of Nik Richie.. CBT said he looks Mexican to me."
Anonymous, wrong again. I by God know a sand nigger when I see one.
"What? The suns are winning???? hahahhaha..."
ReplyDeleteYeah, real funny DG.
I think George Hill is the next Rajon Rondo
ReplyDeleteI hope so Fl Anonymous. And I got a pic of Nik and Shayne at the game.
ReplyDeleteSours, don't cry. The Spurs will at least win one game.
ReplyDeleteAnd I don't want to kill Mexicans. I just want to send the illegals back, alive.
ReplyDeleteDon't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes-CBT
ReplyDeleteI know the sugar content is higher but it tastes so much better than fiber one. We always debate at work about high fructose corn syrup being bad for you. I choose to ignore the sugar and enjoy my better yogurt.
ReplyDeleteWhat? You got a pic of Nik at the game?
ReplyDeleteThat was a funny story DG.
ReplyDeleteYeah Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteThey'll win more than one game kinkyb!tch. Wake up.
ReplyDeleteDid AZ anon send it to you?
ReplyDeleteI don't normally get the Fiber One, but these were on clearance and weren't going to expire soon, so I got them. I was surprised at how good they were, you can't taste any fiber in it. The only ones I notice a difference in taste in are the low carb ones by Kroger, but some flavors are still good. Otherwise I don't taste a difference in Yoplait or Kroger/Mountain Dairy, so I go with the one that is (supposedly) better for me.
ReplyDeleteokay fine, 2 (after they pay off the refs, or maybe David Stern again). That's it though.
ReplyDeleteI don't care what the rest of you think. I think Shayne is pretty. She doesn't seem too smart but she is stupid funny and I find that entertaining.
ReplyDeleteNo, someone else did Fl Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteDid I see that right? 57, 47, Suns, at halftime. Wow Spurs, I hope you ate Mexican food for lunch so at least part of your day didn't suck.
ReplyDeleteI've never seen anything with her DG.
ReplyDeleteI bet chef sent it to him. AZ anon is at work trying to get people to pay their bills.
ReplyDeleteCan I stick my Greg in your Fiber Knot kb?
ReplyDeleteAs a matter of fact I did eat Mexican food for lunch CBT. A lady who works next door had a birthday, so there was all sorts of shit.
ReplyDeleteYou going to post it spurz?
ReplyDeleteYou still think AZ Anonymous is a bill collector, don't you DG?
ReplyDeleteI was thinking about it Fl Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteI'm happy for you then, Spurs. I felt bad because I suspected the rest of your night is gonna suck.
ReplyDeleteI watched part of episode one of her reality show on youtube. Her mom is scary. Id say worse than Shauna.
ReplyDeleteYes, it might CBT. We'll see though. Spurs lost in Game 1 against Dallas. They need to see if they can stop the pussy Canadian in the second half.
ReplyDelete@CBT:
ReplyDeleteYour 77 year old Mom said if you don't come up with the $250 back rent you owe (5 weeks), you're out!
Funny. So he only pays $50 a week rent? I guess that makes sense, being he has to use an outhouse.
ReplyDeleteCharles Barkley could kill someone and still keep his job at TNT. Roethlisberger can rape a chick to off season's in a row and still be hero.
ReplyDeleteGood old american sports
*2*
ReplyDeleteThat's the truth Fl Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteI suspect AZ Anonymous is a cubicle warrior. He spends his days hunched over in an undersized cubicle, surfing the 'net when he should be designing shit nobody's gonna build because your economy is still in the shitter out there.
ReplyDeleteGood one CBT.
ReplyDeleteIts halftime Spurs hehe
ReplyDeleteCBT should run for office
ReplyDeleteYes it is Q. Well, actually the second half started now.
ReplyDeleteHe should. It seems he's popular in Mountain Home.
ReplyDeleteGuys, I don't pay any rent and I have running water and a toilet. Granted, I'm not quite used to idea of shittin' in the same house I sleep in, but a couple more cold mornings might change my mind.
ReplyDeleteOkay Big Shot Spurs! You're 4 weeks behind, $240 (4 weeks).
ReplyDeletecbt, just to clarify (because you obviously dont understand it), when im designing shit its because it is going to get built. who has something designed with the hopes of never building it? dont show so much of your ignorance.
ReplyDeleteThey are still building out here CBT. I don't know why since there are so many foreclosures to choose from.
ReplyDeleteand also, i have clients from different parts of the country...not just in az.
ReplyDeleteTerrible Bill Collector.
ReplyDeleteSo AZ Anonymous, you don't just design stuff and hope and dream it gets built?
ReplyDeleteCBT, you don't pay rent because you live in your parents house while you shipped them out to live the last few days of their lives in some crappy nursing home while you collect their money.
ReplyDeleteReal nice CBT.
DG, I saw an article with million dollar houses foreclosed on in AZ. They were bad ass homes too.
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteThey are still building out here CBT. I don't know why since there are so many foreclosures to choose from."
Amazing. It's like praying for more rain when you're standin' knee deep in a flood.
Did you hear in the media today.. Michael Jackson was gay? Wow,, no shit.. Next thing you know they will be saying that killer whales kill.
ReplyDeleteHis parents don't live in nursing home DG.
ReplyDeleteand thats what some of my work is right now dg. people are buying houses dirt cheap and remodeling them. either to sell or keep. and some people realize right now is the time to do the addition or remodel because its lower in cost than before.
ReplyDeleteYeah I saw that Fl Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteThis fag from Canada guarantee's the win!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDelete"cbt, just to clarify (because you obviously dont understand it), when im designing shit its because it is going to get built. who has something designed with the hopes of never building it? dont show so much of your ignorance."
My bad. Sorry. Apparently I got the first part of my guess right since you didn't argue about that part, cubicle boy.