I was just about to send this to you Sours. Wrong as it is, you gotta admit that his fat little hand does look kinda cute spinning that cancer stick before he nimbly lifts it to his mouth and take a drag. This is horrible.
I should be done with my associates in the Spring, then I am doing either NAU or ASU online through the school I'm at now. They have a 80/20 bachelors program.
His dad's name is Mohammed,, haha that's a shocker. This little fat nugget's smoking 40 cigs a day has a set of man boobs already. Dude's going to be 15 year old 4 foot 8 fat midget freak show that will look around 50 years old.
Thanks Mohammed. I mean Dad.
Again whats the point of having Nukes if we're never going to use them.
Obama's playing blame game today again.. Another shocker.
80/20 is when you finish 80% of the credits for the bachelors through the community college but they are University courses, so the class times are more flexible and you pay the less expensive community college price but get the degree from the University
80/20?? That's mortgage slang.. Reminds me of the good old Countrywide days.. Oh the good old dayz. Is your advisor an x loan officer Elfie? haha,, just joking. I've never heard of a 80/20 bachelors program. I thought community colleges only went up to 200 level courses?
Yeah reds are for the hardcore freaks. That's kind of what this guy was. A older senior mortgage broker dude. Guy had a really nice 7 series and dude didn't give a fuck. Smoked in it all the time windows up or down..haha.
I used the patches. My dad was a 30/yr smoker and they worked for him so I tried them. They worked but I always had crazy nightmares because I'd forget to take them off at night.
I used to smoke, too. It kept me from drinking too much and getting out of control when I was younger. But I quit cold turkey, I'm a tough gal like that.
I never understood how people could smoke in their car with the windows up Anon. I didn't even like to sit in the smoking section at a restaurant. Only time I'd sit in the smoking section was hungover at Denny's eating breakfast....ha
I gotta say, I was shocked that smoke rings didn't come out of this kid's mouth right away. His did should work on teaching him that and then make another video. Spurs, this is the cutest thing I've seen all day, if not all week. Thanks for finally putting something worthwhile up.
I was a loan officer myself once upon a time But no it's a new program they just started offering and actually I think I got the name wrong haha! 90/30... which does not equal 100% I think it's talking about credits dude I'm retarded.
Yeah I don't know how people can smoke in there cars with the windows up either. It's pretty much like hot boxing your car with fucking gross ass cig smoke.
Just like that show mad men,, when back in the day people would just be smoking cig's back to back in there cubicles at work also on airplanes and what not.
I smoked too, off and on until like 7 months ago. I decided I was sick of it, it stinks and it's disgusting and really bad for you. I just quit and never started again.
Back in college I would smoke sometimes when I was getting wasted..
Or if we ever did any blow.. I would smoke like a mad man. Something about that shit would make me want to chain smoke Marlboro lights like crazy haha.. The Fratastic days
like a year or so, Sours. I only smoked Marlboro Lights and then one day my grams gave me one of those old lady cigs, you know the ones that are really long ,and so then I would smoke those with her also. But then I started getting that smokers cough and I didn't like when I could smell smoke on me so I stopped. Elf, your boobs are bigger cause you are pregnant. Haha, sucka.
Well I started smoking at 13 just casually cause I was a bad ass kid, before I got pregnant I had settled down quite a bit and no longer drank or smoked for awhile. Then after I had my son I started again. So off and on since 21 or so. It was mostly when I was around smokers but when I moved to my new house and wasn't around my smoker friend/neighbor anymore I still was smoking by myself... it's the grossiest habit, especially for a woman.
do you really, Oz? You need to get the patch before we are married then, cause I cannot stand the smell of cigarette smoke now. As a matter of fact, I am adding it to the prenup as we speak..
So racist, Astrid. How do you know they are not rich in Indonesia? Maybe they pick the tobacco themselves and then roll it instead of buying packs from Circle K?
Anyway, Astrid, are you following the Ryan Widmer trial? I am thinking he may get off this time, the jury has been out a bit longer than the first time.
yeah. but the modem isnt connecting to their servers. ive done everything i can on my part. they just cant seem to figure out how a wire works i guess.
nobody has ever presented solid undebatable proof that smoking causes cancer. its pure speculation. has anyone ever thought of the environments we live in? look at all the pollution in our air thats from cars. if their so concerned about their health, ride a fucking bike to work. cigarette smoke is probably .001% of the pollution thats in the air.
"Well nah Spurs, I oughtta ad-ress a fewa them there thangs bein saided bout me. Firstin, eurrbody saided that I am a racest, hell, aint that jussa horseshit pile under my boot, you done seen how fat I is, I don’t be runnin at awl better yet a racest. Them ol’ n***er lovers and what have ya, also says I be doin incest. Well hell, that don’t make a darn tootin bit oh cents ta me, sure I gots a teeny pecker, but how in tarnation cann I fuck a bug? Then y’alls be sayin that I don’t rully be gettin all these here yungins I get. OOOhhhWeee, yall juss don’t know I gotta boud a hunnid nieces and nephins between tha ages of 12-16, I haffta take one ov dem thurr blue pills from Dr. Clampet juss ta keep up with awl them yungins.
And ta M’ladyman, ur hair is jussa bout as purdy as that thurr squirrel’s I done skinned this morning. And I rekkin it smells just as good! I’d give up goin ta family reunnins ta pick up chiks fer one night with that sweet tranny arse of urs... yyyyyeeeeeeehhhhhhaaaaaaaaawwwwwww"
drew wasn't as cool as this kid when he was little... drew was probably the little fat kid who cried when he couldn't get his money and stop the ice cream truck in time
it looks like somebody peeled out in your britches with tires made of chocolate. the last time i saw that many skid marks was when i saw the runway at o'hare.
i havent been on there in about a week because it went to shit. now they have category days. one day politics, one day tech, etc. kinda dumb but i know i dont visit there that much anymore.
this is Ryan Widmer (sours, elfie, astrid [as if OH is that big you cant read up on the news in SoOh]): http://news.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/AB/20100526/NEWS0107/305260067/ His story was on Dateline also, don't you watch Dateline, Spurs?
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I was just about to send this to you Sours. Wrong as it is, you gotta admit that his fat little hand does look kinda cute spinning that cancer stick before he nimbly lifts it to his mouth and take a drag.
ReplyDeleteThis is horrible.
Awwww man he doesn't spin it in this video...
ReplyDeleteWatch this one for the spin.
http://www.parentdish.com/2010/05/26/boy-2-smokes-two-packs-a-day/?icid=main|main|dl1|link6|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.parentdish.com%2F2010%2F05%2F26%2Fboy-2-smokes-two-packs-a-day%2F
How does he not burn himself though, 2 yr olds aren't usually that adept.
What's going on Elfie?
ReplyDeleteNothing much, at work and my boobs are HUGE today for some strange reason.
ReplyDeleteIndeed, that spin is nice. And he takes drags off the cig rapidly.
ReplyDeleteDid you see those pics of 50 all cracked out looking? I guess he lost 50lbs for a movie role.
ReplyDeleteBoobs are HUGE today? What's up with that?
ReplyDeleteI did see that Elfie. Amazing. I was going to post either that or this.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, he lost it for a movie role. He's playing an athlete who gets cancer.
ReplyDeleteI don't know? I just woke up and they were like a size bigger than normal. Weird.
ReplyDeleteThat's dedication right there, although if I were getting a mulit-million $ paycheck I'm sure I would be dedicated too.
If I was in Tucson I'd give you a breast exam to make sure you were all right, because I'm a caring guy.
ReplyDeleteAnd you're right. That is dedication.
When do you start summer school?
ReplyDeleteYEah I bet you would man, what a good guy!
ReplyDeleteMy classes start the 8th, I'm looking froward to getting it over with.
I am a good guy, thank you.
ReplyDeleteAre you going to night classes?
They are online classes, I usually take online or early morning weekend classes since I work all week and have my kids the rest of the time.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I was wondering how you pulled that off. That's cool you are doing that.
ReplyDeleteSo have your bosses still treating you better?
*are* your bosses
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's taken me a long time to get through all my classes but eventually I will haha.
ReplyDeleteThey have been better for the most part, they are still pretty inconsiderate at times.
How much longer do you have to go?
ReplyDeleteBetter question would be how many classes or hours do you need.
ReplyDeleteI should be done with my associates in the Spring, then I am doing either NAU or ASU online through the school I'm at now. They have a 80/20 bachelors program.
ReplyDeleteWhat is the 80/20 bachelors program?
ReplyDeleteHis dad's name is Mohammed,, haha that's a shocker. This little fat nugget's smoking 40 cigs a day has a set of man boobs already. Dude's going to be 15 year old 4 foot 8 fat midget freak show that will look around 50 years old.
ReplyDeleteThanks Mohammed. I mean Dad.
Again whats the point of having Nukes if we're never going to use them.
Obama's playing blame game today again.. Another shocker.
What's up Fl Anonymous? How many smokes is this kid going to be downing a day when he's 5? 120?
ReplyDeleteFuck it give the kid a six pack already.
ReplyDeleteMight as well.
ReplyDeletefuture suicide bomber
ReplyDeleteHe does smoke like a pro. He's like Joe Camel.
ReplyDelete80/20 is when you finish 80% of the credits for the bachelors through the community college but they are University courses, so the class times are more flexible and you pay the less expensive community college price but get the degree from the University
ReplyDeleteThat's a damn good deal Elfie.
ReplyDeleteThis video makes me want to start smoking again......
ReplyDeleteHe makes it look cool, doesn't he Francis?
ReplyDeleteAnd how long has it been since you stopped?
ReplyDeleteYes he does...I think I'm going get a pack tonight and practice my spin and blow smoke circles at my wife......she'll love that.
ReplyDeleteShe will if she knows what cool is.
ReplyDeleteI stopped a couple years after I got out of college. I was 25 so 6/yrs smoke free. It's still tough to this day being around it.
ReplyDeleteYou smoke Spurs? Or used too?
ReplyDeleteHow long did you smoke before you quit Francis?
ReplyDelete80/20?? That's mortgage slang.. Reminds me of the good old Countrywide days.. Oh the good old dayz. Is your advisor an x loan officer Elfie? haha,, just joking. I've never heard of a 80/20 bachelors program. I thought community colleges only went up to 200 level courses?
ReplyDeleteI did for awhile Francis.
ReplyDeleteI started smoking when I was 16. Started with Camel lights, then Parliament (P-funks) in college and Marlboro lights was my last brand before I quit.
ReplyDeleteA guy that I use to work with would smoke through 3 packs of Marlboro reds a day. 3 fucking packs man.. That's commitment
ReplyDeleteI liked Menthols when I was high......ha
ReplyDeleteI never liked the Reds Anon.......too fucking strong for me. I was about a pack a day smoker in my hey day.....
ReplyDelete3 packs of Reds? Damn.
ReplyDeleteYou quit cold turkey Francis?
ReplyDeleteYeah reds are for the hardcore freaks. That's kind of what this guy was. A older senior mortgage broker dude. Guy had a really nice 7 series and dude didn't give a fuck. Smoked in it all the time windows up or down..haha.
ReplyDeleteYeah that's what he told me at least. Around 3 packs a day.
ReplyDeleteI agree kinkyb!tch. They should be worrying about his weight too. I guess his dad is catching a shit ton of fish.
ReplyDeleteI used the patches. My dad was a 30/yr smoker and they worked for him so I tried them. They worked but I always had crazy nightmares because I'd forget to take them off at night.
ReplyDeleteI want to pinch his little tittays for some reason as well. Man, this kid is a brat, you can tell, but he looks so cool. I would babysit him.
ReplyDeleteNightmares? Interesting.
ReplyDeleteI think the kid thinks he's cool too kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteKB I don't even know how this fat little kid's lungs can handle it. I mean wow. This kid will be dead before he's three years old
ReplyDeleteI used to smoke, too. It kept me from drinking too much and getting out of control when I was younger. But I quit cold turkey, I'm a tough gal like that.
ReplyDeleteI never understood how people could smoke in their car with the windows up Anon. I didn't even like to sit in the smoking section at a restaurant. Only time I'd sit in the smoking section was hungover at Denny's eating breakfast....ha
ReplyDeleteHow long did you smoke kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteI gotta say, I was shocked that smoke rings didn't come out of this kid's mouth right away. His did should work on teaching him that and then make another video.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, this is the cutest thing I've seen all day, if not all week. Thanks for finally putting something worthwhile up.
Glad you finally got some entertainment kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteI was a loan officer myself once upon a time But no it's a new program they just started offering and actually I think I got the name wrong haha! 90/30... which does not equal 100% I think it's talking about credits dude I'm retarded.
ReplyDeleteYeah I don't know how people can smoke in there cars with the windows up either. It's pretty much like hot boxing your car with fucking gross ass cig smoke.
ReplyDeleteJust like that show mad men,, when back in the day people would just be smoking cig's back to back in there cubicles at work also on airplanes and what not.
Admitting that is the first step Skeets. Congrats.
ReplyDeleteI smoked too, off and on until like 7 months ago. I decided I was sick of it, it stinks and it's disgusting and really bad for you. I just quit and never started again.
ReplyDeleteHow long did you smoke off and on Elfie?
ReplyDeleteBack in college I would smoke sometimes when I was getting wasted..
ReplyDeleteOr if we ever did any blow.. I would smoke like a mad man. Something about that shit would make me want to chain smoke Marlboro lights like crazy haha.. The Fratastic days
I smoke three packs of Marlboro Mediums a day, thought that was normal
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone know what country this is in? Looks like they are indonesian.
ReplyDeleteThis is for CBT (real or fake)
ReplyDeletehttp://eggssaizky.com/images/albums/NewAlbum_8c0c6/tn_fried_egg_tits.jpg
like a year or so, Sours. I only smoked Marlboro Lights and then one day my grams gave me one of those old lady cigs, you know the ones that are really long ,and so then I would smoke those with her also. But then I started getting that smokers cough and I didn't like when I could smell smoke on me so I stopped.
ReplyDeleteElf, your boobs are bigger cause you are pregnant. Haha, sucka.
2dirty4u said...
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone know what country this is in? Looks like they are indonesian.
yeah they actually said that once or 8 times
"Or if we ever did any blow.. I would smoke like a mad man."
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
You really smoke 3 packs a day Oz?
ReplyDeleteOz, teach your kid how to blow smoke rings and put him on youtube so he can be an internet sensation like this one.
ReplyDeleteYeah you are definitely preggers elf. Hope it aint mines. I got enough of my own problems
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteYou really smoke 3 packs a day Oz? "
2 to 3 depending how stressful of a day
"kb said...
ReplyDeleteOz, teach your kid how to blow smoke rings and put him on youtube so he can be an internet sensation like this one.
fuck no
"Elf, your boobs are bigger cause you are pregnant."
ReplyDeleteI was going to mention that as well kinkyb!tch, but I thought I'd take it easy on Elfie.
Well I started smoking at 13 just casually cause I was a bad ass kid, before I got pregnant I had settled down quite a bit and no longer drank or smoked for awhile. Then after I had my son I started again. So off and on since 21 or so. It was mostly when I was around smokers but when I moved to my new house and wasn't around my smoker friend/neighbor anymore I still was smoking by myself... it's the grossiest habit, especially for a woman.
ReplyDeletedo you really, Oz? You need to get the patch before we are married then, cause I cannot stand the smell of cigarette smoke now. As a matter of fact, I am adding it to the prenup as we speak..
ReplyDelete2dirty4u:
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's Indonesia.
It is a gross habit Elfie, that's for sure.
ReplyDeleteOz is going to start smoking 4 packs when he realizes Elfie is going to deliver a little Oz in 8 months.
ReplyDeleteSPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteOz is going to start smoking 4 packs when he realizes Elfie is going to deliver a little Oz in 8 months.
Fuck. add him to the list
Funny.
ReplyDeleteHey Oz, did you go to law school in AZ?
ReplyDeleteI would have had to actually sleep with Wop to have his baby, nocturnal emmissions do not count.
ReplyDelete40 cigs a day here is an expensive habit for a kid... I wonder if it is cheaper to smoke there, and I am sure that family doesn't have much money..
ReplyDeleteSPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteHey Oz, did you go to law school in AZ?
Nope, San Diego
Elfie said...
ReplyDeleteI would have had to actually sleep with Wop to have his baby, nocturnal emmissions do not count.
Damn i didnt realize you were that drunk
"I would have had to actually sleep with Wop to have his baby, nocturnal emmissions do not count."
ReplyDeleteGood one Skeets.
No, they probably aren't rolling around in dough Astrid.
ReplyDeletei am tried all the time
ReplyDelete.
ReplyDeleteWhy are you tired all the time Astrid?
ReplyDeleteSo racist, Astrid. How do you know they are not rich in Indonesia? Maybe they pick the tobacco themselves and then roll it instead of buying packs from Circle K?
ReplyDeleteAnyway, Astrid, are you following the Ryan Widmer trial? I am thinking he may get off this time, the jury has been out a bit longer than the first time.
Maybe you need more iron or protein Astrid?
ReplyDeleteno I am not following that trial... I am not in southern ohio..
ReplyDeleteWho is Ryan Widmer?
ReplyDeleteThat's what I was wondering.
ReplyDeletekb, are you sure you would babysit him or would you and your hubby molest him?
ReplyDeletewop, mail.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteWho do you use?
ReplyDeletecox. pronounced unless faggots.
ReplyDeletei wish google would just hurry up with the ultra high speed internet already.
ReplyDeletedownload speeds are supposed to be around 1gig per second.
ReplyDeleteYou using their wireless internet?
ReplyDeleteyeah. but the modem isnt connecting to their servers. ive done everything i can on my part. they just cant seem to figure out how a wire works i guess.
ReplyDeletePretty complicated.
ReplyDeletealmost as difficult as breathing.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure they'll get it fixed sometime.
ReplyDeletebut back to this kid. i hope he lives to be 120. just so he can flip his finger at all the health officials that say smoking is bad.
ReplyDeleteYou don't like that message do you?
ReplyDeletenobody has ever presented solid undebatable proof that smoking causes cancer. its pure speculation. has anyone ever thought of the environments we live in? look at all the pollution in our air thats from cars. if their so concerned about their health, ride a fucking bike to work. cigarette smoke is probably .001% of the pollution thats in the air.
ReplyDeletei dont smoke, cumdumpster.
ReplyDeletebut i do believe people have a right to do what they want with their bodies.
ReplyDeleteOMG.. you're an asshole..
ReplyDeletedon't talk to me like that..
"Well nah Spurs, I oughtta ad-ress a fewa them there thangs bein saided bout me. Firstin, eurrbody saided that I am a racest, hell, aint that jussa horseshit pile under my boot, you done seen how fat I is, I don’t be runnin at awl better yet a racest. Them ol’ n***er lovers and what have ya, also says I be doin incest. Well hell, that don’t make a darn tootin bit oh cents ta me, sure I gots a teeny pecker, but how in tarnation cann I fuck a bug? Then y’alls be sayin that I don’t rully be gettin all these here yungins I get. OOOhhhWeee, yall juss don’t know I gotta boud a hunnid nieces and nephins between tha ages of 12-16, I haffta take one ov dem thurr blue pills from Dr. Clampet juss ta keep up with awl them yungins.
ReplyDeleteAnd ta M’ladyman, ur hair is jussa bout as purdy as that thurr squirrel’s I done skinned this morning. And I rekkin it smells just as good! I’d give up goin ta family reunnins ta pick up chiks fer one night with that sweet tranny arse of urs... yyyyyeeeeeeehhhhhhaaaaaaaaawwwwwww"
whoin da hell is tryin ta be me, CBTin?
I don't know CBT.
ReplyDeletefuck you. i will talk to you anyway i damn well please. dont like it? you know where the door is.
ReplyDeleteHow long are you going to keep that flag as your avatar?
ReplyDeleteok...we can negotiate. i dont want to be told to spin off. thats like the ultimate in fuck offs/death wishes insults.
ReplyDeletespeaking of spinning off, this kid makes me think that drew was like this as a child.
ReplyDeletehahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteastrid, dont you smoke?
ReplyDeleteFunny CBT.
ReplyDeletedrew wasn't as cool as this kid when he was little... drew was probably the little fat kid who cried when he couldn't get his money and stop the ice cream truck in time
ReplyDeletei don't smoke
ReplyDeletei have a feeling fat drew had roadblocks set up for the ice cream truck. no way was he gonna miss out.
ReplyDeletethen why do you have nicotine stains on your underwear?
ReplyDeleteYou must be peeping on somebody else going to the bathroom anon, because I don't have nicotine stains
ReplyDeleteit looks like somebody peeled out in your britches with tires made of chocolate. the last time i saw that many skid marks was when i saw the runway at o'hare.
ReplyDeleteC'mon Astrid, clean it up.
ReplyDeletei think powerwashers are on sale at ace hardware.
ReplyDeleteHey Anonymous, what happened to shoutwire? It's gone to shit.
ReplyDeletei havent been on there in about a week because it went to shit. now they have category days. one day politics, one day tech, etc. kinda dumb but i know i dont visit there that much anymore.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what they were thinking.
ReplyDeleteI am pissed.. I have to clean and I don't want to.. it's a damn mess
ReplyDeleteYour room?
ReplyDeletelook at this photo... is that a high school.. haha
ReplyDeletehttp://www.eatliver.com/img/2007/2248.jpg
this is Ryan Widmer (sours, elfie, astrid [as if OH is that big you cant read up on the news in SoOh]):
ReplyDeletehttp://news.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/AB/20100526/NEWS0107/305260067/
His story was on Dateline also, don't you watch Dateline, Spurs?
my room now..
ReplyDeleteDon't watch Dateline kinkyb!tch. And there's a new post.
ReplyDeleteHave fun Astrid.
ReplyDeletehttp://gothamist.com/2010/05/20/video_kevin_costners_sweet_oil_cent.php
ReplyDeleteWaterworld did seriously suck.