So this is Drew back in the 80's before life decided to take a huge dump on him. Long before- the phone scam, sending cock pics out to unsuspecting women, restraining orders, a failed under numerous names website, postcards begging people for money, an awful dance video, the waste of a trip to Florida to bag some astronaut skank, sex offender registration, the pointless crushes on Getrad and Timberfake and a bunch of other things I hope people will type in but I don't want to think about anymore because it's time to post something new- this was the guy he was.
I didn't realize there was a new post. So heres what I just wrote.
ReplyDeleteHey Spurz I just looked up what you guys were talking about Perez. Read the artcle that people wrote. I hope that faggot goes down too. I can't stand that guy. Karma's a bitch.. and he truly is a sick pedo. Dude would seriously pay a million bucks to suck Justin Bieber off..haha.. It was awesome when that dude from green eye peas knocked him out. I hope this same kind of Karma for our good friend Nik Richie.
Yeah, he's a creep. He posted it on his twitter page and acted like it was real. I guess he forgot she's 17.
ReplyDeletePerez makes Drew look straight
ReplyDeleteOh wow Little fat drew in the making here. Well his nose looks the same except it now has that alcoholic red nose look going on.. Well and everthing else expanded. Fat face fat ass FAT DREW..hahahaha mmmmmmmmmk. You left out his man crush and desire for Ari. I can't believe drew sent these in.. Classic
ReplyDeleteHe does Oz.
ReplyDeleteHaven't these been posted before?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I thought about the crushes on Nik and Ari, just left them out. And I grabbed them from his site long ago, just never posted them.
ReplyDeleteNot here Skeets.
ReplyDeleteWell just the same.. Drew would put these on his fucking site.. Hell I wouldn't put it past him to use these pics for his profile on facebook or dating sites whatever... Shady drew.
ReplyDeletedrew looks as about as italian as howdy doody
ReplyDeleteFunny Oz. Pretty sure he's not Italian.
ReplyDelete"Big Drew back in the day before life defeated him" Love the title. Oh the good old days before life took a big old crap on Fat Drew. Down to Phone scams and creeping on facebook and craigslist. Oh Drew we hardly knew ye.
ReplyDeleteThose gold rims are pure style. You know that got him some Jersey chicks.
ReplyDeleteIt's a Porsche Oz.
ReplyDeleteThat's why I come here, all the love everyone here shares is contagious.
ReplyDeleteFunny 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteHey, I'm going to park this post and post some shit on Perez.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't new you liar!
ReplyDeleteThats a 944, the poor man's Porsche.
ReplyDeleteWell, I just re-posted it you smartass. I saw that Perez and Miley shit was high on google trends, so I posted something on it.
ReplyDeleteThe 944 was still cool Skeets. A friend of mine in high school had a 928, it was nice.
ReplyDeleteAnd it might not have been his. Though the neighborhood looks nice with the trees and all.
ReplyDeleteGrowing up we had a 911 Carrera
ReplyDeleteHow old were you?
ReplyDeleteI was 9 or 10 when we got it, it was a '91 Midnight Blue convertible.
ReplyDeleteSo was it still around when you were 16?
ReplyDeleteyeah but I wasn't allowed to touch it of course. I actually didn't learn to drive until I was 19 when I taught myself but I did buy a little civic when I was 17 and had my ex drive me everywhere in it. haha
ReplyDeletemy first car looked like this:
ReplyDeletehttp://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=21n0fba&s=4
Funny. Were you just afraid or what?
ReplyDeleteYours have stickers on it as well?
ReplyDeleteYeah I was scared. I had a friend who died in an accident the beginning of my junior year, on the way to school he flipped his truck and then when I was pregnant I was in an accident where my seatbelt failed and my head went through the windshield.
ReplyDeleteDamn. Yeah, I could see where you'd be a little scared.
ReplyDeleteNo stickers, I actually had that color with a blue ghost stripe down the side and a grape fade at the bottom.
ReplyDeleteHow long did that car last you?
ReplyDelete2 1/2 years until my ex totaled it.
ReplyDeleteThat sucks. Those last for a long time. So was this the same ex who you let drive it, or is this the ex who's now in Shawshank?
ReplyDeleteI have had only one real ex, the father of my kids. I was with him for 7 or 8 years.
ReplyDeleteI thought it might be the same guy.
ReplyDeleteBefore my most recent car I had another civic, that's what I got in my most recent wreck in. It took a 40 MPH hit from the back like a champ. It was a good car, it just freaked me out driving it after that.
ReplyDeleteThe other "ex's" I talk about were really only guys I dated and even those were few and far in between. I had young children and therfore not much time for boyfriends. FMB is my first boyfriend since my kids' father.
ReplyDeleteLooking at the pic again of Drew makes Oz's comment about him being as Italian as Howdy Doody even funnier.
ReplyDeletethat comment was pretty funny. Italians can be light too though, depends on where in Italy they are from.
ReplyDeleteYeah those cars are safe too.
ReplyDeleteSo have you been parking your car in the garage since you cleaned it out?
ReplyDeleteYep, although right now it is sitting in my driveway cause my garage door remote opener has not been working all the time... so frustrating! I should probably go push the button inside the garage and bring it in but I'm lazy right now.
ReplyDeleteAs long as you have nothing valuable in it, no big deal.
ReplyDeleteYeah hey already stole everything of value out of it haha
ReplyDeleteAt least you have a sense of humor about it.
ReplyDeleteWhat else am I going to do, cry about it? Be mad about something I can't change? That would be just be stupid.
ReplyDeleteVery true. Mature attitude you have.
ReplyDeleteYeah I am just the pillar of maturity.
ReplyDeleteYou are a source of inspiration.
ReplyDeleteTruly. The world would be a perfect place if everyone would only strive to be more like me.
ReplyDeleteI love this song... this video sucks though
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYfBZysCM5c
I love this song:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VNx78SAq8M
I also love that song KB.
ReplyDeleteOh no. Is this going to start a "Who's the worst DJ of all time" contest?
ReplyDeleteOkay, kinkyb!tch's song was all right. Reminds me of Can't Buy Me Love.
ReplyDeleteelfie, this song is dedicated to you:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egX9ZDaIrkU
oh mygosh!! youve seen cant buy me love, sours?? I am shocked!
ReplyDeletedid you know the warden had never seen that up until a few months ago?? That and he never saw Heathers, Teen Witch or Drop Dead Fred. I don't know what the hell he was doing in the late 80s when these amazing movies came out..
Haha I love that song but I prefer the original personally.
ReplyDeleteYes, Can't Buy Me Love was great. I've never seen Heathers.
ReplyDeleteOhh Heathers is one of my favs... what about Pump up the Volume?
ReplyDeletethe original is gay. how can you write lyrics like that and sing it all fast? 311 got it right.
ReplyDeleteYou have to see heathers, Sours. Hilarious dark comedy. Kinda like...uh, what is that one with Marilyn Manson and Rose McGowan?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl6yilkU1LI
ReplyDeletefor you Sours... IO know you love this song and find the singer incredibly hot.
Jawbreaker!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za8tEI9LuS4
ReplyDeleteastrid should do her belly dance to that song for 2dirty4u
For KB.... listen to the lyrics, thanks
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPS2u0MH7_s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo_R2chgSbc
ReplyDeleteSkeets, Pump up the Volume was awesome. I watched it so many times. Can't forget that chick with the banana tits.
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteJawbreakers? Wasn't Marilyn in that?
I used to like Fast Car kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsT8FaZnzdE
ReplyDeleteI never saw Jawbreaker.
Skeets:
ReplyDeleteViolent Femmes? Nice.
im gonna play that song for this cute bartender that I keep running into, Elfie.
ReplyDeleteI mean, it has to be fate,right?
then I will let you play it for me.
Kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteThat would be a good belly dance song.
I love the Violent Femmes.
ReplyDeleteI saw my father at the grocery store today, he did not recognize me. Course I haven't seen him in 8 yrs.
Can we play it for him together? I will let you go first.
ReplyDeleteyou mean Crash, Sours (re fast car)?
ReplyDeleteThat sounds good, Elfie. Did you throw something at your father? I would've
You haven't seen him in 8 years?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqtV_Mhh5ic
ReplyDeleteI lied about meeting perez=my life is complete. I must have sex to this song also.
How the hell does Drew go from this picture driving a Porsche to his current self renting Hummers?
ReplyDeleteWell, I liked Fast Car.
ReplyDeleteJodeci? Okay. Let me know how the Warden reacts to that.
ReplyDeleteYeah I havent seen him in 8 years except 2 times at the grocery store (counting today) My son went to the movies with him this past weekend though, he's seen him twice since he was born.
ReplyDeleteGood question EV. And did you see Kerr is gone? Amare's next.
ReplyDeleteThis was going to be my sex song KB...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFTZTzdVNXo
I did. Finally, he won't be running that team into the ground.
ReplyDeleteAnd, I'm over Amare. I've given it some thought, and if he doesn't stay for less than a max, fuck him. Hopefully he lands with a good PG.
What about this song...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZO69LpaSzw
I'm done after this. ANyone want to write a thesis statement for me?
i dig the pompadour hairdo. drew looks like sleazy p. martini from gwar.
ReplyDeletehttp://i.ytimg.com/vi/f9RATchPFIg/0.jpg
Skeets:
ReplyDeleteAZ Yet? Pick Terrance Trent D'Arby if anyone.
EV:
ReplyDeleteI agree, he's not worth max money.
do you remember this elfie?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCCB2dixm4c
im sick of amare too. he didnt play those last few games like a player who deserves a max contract shouldve. hes lucky he had nash to make him shine the way he did. good luck finding a better pg right now and dont let the door hit you in the ass on the way out is what i would tell his ass.
That's funny Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteIt will mean the Suns go nowhere next season most likely but if they play it smart they can have a great team in a season or two.
ReplyDeleteplease tell me you meant to link the original on that last one, elfie.
ReplyDeleteThe Braids Skeets? Really? Here come the tomatoes, you aren't DJ'ing ever again.
ReplyDeleteIf he does leave, I will greatly miss his dirt nasty dunks.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the thesis over?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRdml1iGwns
ReplyDeletenext time ev wants to blow it in my face im going to make him do a strip tease to this song first.
If he goes to New York for max money, he's in for a rude awakening w/out Nash.
ReplyDeleteexactly, spurs. so he better sit his money hungry ass down and tell his mom to stop acting like a fool so he can save his cash instead of paying for her lawyers and play with someone who he has a chance of winning a ring with.
ReplyDeleteI'm not pasting that song, kbeez. My ears are still recovering from that last crap you posted.
ReplyDeleteBut you already know he's going for the money, so it's too late.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, that probably means Amare won't be paired with another superstar.
ReplyDeleteNope, he'll play with some scraps and then you really won't see defense from him.
ReplyDeletewell like i said, dont let the door hit his ass on the way out. frikkin big bubble butt that he has, cant he work that out in the off season?
ReplyDeletenash is just going to be another karl malone (awesome, no ring, feel bad for the guy). at least he has shiny hair.
Az yet was 15 yr old Elfie's sex song... come on now.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfhWdsmd7IE
Last one for real, oh ahahahaha
I kind of feel bad for him too. But he's a Canadian, so in the end I'm indifferent.
ReplyDeletecome one easy, just that last one. you will laugh. okay, you wont laugh but you will roll your eyes and smirk (standard reaction to things I say/do).
ReplyDeleteSUKIYAKI HAHA! What about Timmy T "One More Try"? that was about the same era.
ReplyDeleteYou've already been fired Skeets, no use in bringing some more of your shitty mixes.
ReplyDeletepaste that last one... it's a funny song man.
ReplyDeletei did have sex to this song once, totally by accident, it was all that was on the radio (we needed to drown out the sounds that were about to be made). it is the first thing i think of anytime i hear it
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYK_pPJaWEg
I did. Just cause I felt kind of bad. But you didn't redeem yourself.
ReplyDeleteYou absolutely positive it won't make me lose yet even more faith in the human species?
ReplyDeleteohmygosh..one more try, i didnt know how much i loved you
ReplyDeleteone more try, let me put my arms around you
Ev, that is not possible, it is at the lowest level. So yes, I am positive.
ReplyDeletehahaha
ReplyDeleteoh baby can we give it one more try?
my old neighbor used to look like this:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI58CouDzLw&feature=related
everytime I saw him the song would pop into my head.
Did the guy even make it halfway through that song kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteyes, he made it through the whole song and some commercials that came after.
ReplyDeleteok your turn sours. any songs you ever got head/sex to?
No, usually the birds are chirping songs, so that's enough.
ReplyDeleteI'll take that as a warning to not listen to any of these songs.
ReplyDeletewho are you banging, Snow White?
ReplyDeleteokay what about you, eazy?
Funny kinkyb!tch, that was good.
ReplyDeletecome on, vizzle! just listen to it for 12 seconds, tops.
ReplyDeleteNow you need to repost it for me. I'm too lazy to scroll up and skim through 600 other songs from the DJ Skeetz / Beez tandem.
ReplyDeletekb said...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRdml1iGwns
next time ev wants to blow it in my face im going to make him do a strip tease to this song first.
That tandem isn't exactly the Dynamic Duo.
ReplyDeleteI was big on spanish music back in the day, I was just watching Selena, she had a really nice body.
ReplyDeleteshe had a nice ass, elfie.
ReplyDeleteI liked some of her music, too.
It was a national tragedy in San Antonio when she got gunned down.
ReplyDeletefor some reason I can see 2d4u doing a striptease to that song for me...all for a pic of my feet.
ReplyDeleteYeah really nice ass and a really flat tiny waist.
ReplyDeleteI thought that song was kind of gay, but I'll let you slide because I have a Rod Stewart CD in my library and I wouldn't doubt if this song is on it.
ReplyDeleteand some tittays that i wouldve loved to touch
ReplyDeleteYeah I was in El Paso when that happened, it was a major tragedy there too
ReplyDeleteYou know JLo really wasn't Selena right kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteI'm a professional, kbeez. I need better stripping material than this.
ReplyDeleteyes. jlo has no tittays, real selena had mayjah nice (real) tittays.
ReplyDeletein that jenny from the block vid you can see her nip briefly when she dances in that tan sweater in her apartment.
eazy-would you do it to Ice Ice Baby? Or how about that Jodeci song I posted earlier?
She was hot on U-Turn.
ReplyDeleteI didn't listen to the song.
ReplyDeleteI'm about to watch what Joran's cell is like in Peru. This should be interesting.
ReplyDeleteall those times I let you blow it in my face, you can't even listen to my songs? Fine. Hope you enjoyed that last blow I let you have.
ReplyDeleteI have to go to bed now, my feelings are hurt. And I have to get up at 5 to go run.
Peace out, bitches.
He's in a 3X5 meter cell and he's sleeping on the floor.
ReplyDeleteLater on kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteShe'll be back. No one can resist the EV blow.
ReplyDeletebye Kbeezy my breezy
ReplyDeleteWho the hell is Jodeci anyway?
ReplyDeleteSome waste.
ReplyDeleteSo, what are you watching? You find some like 360 view of his cell?
ReplyDeleteNo, it was a video of him in his cell. In Spanish he says, "I'm a suspect for murder."
ReplyDeletePeru really is basking in the glory of catching him.
Why do you say that?
ReplyDeleteBecause, they've paraded him in front of cameras a ton. Which they should. I like how they drag him around from spot to spot like a dog.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
ReplyDeleteI think it's funny, as soon as he is tried and out of the spotlight he won't get any special treatment... I give him 3 months to live after that.
ReplyDeleteI finished one of my papers... I had to write an essay on poetry, that sucked.
ReplyDeleteThat's good. How long do these papers have to be?
ReplyDeleteNot very long... 1000 words but damnit if I am not interested in a subject it's hard for me to write about it. If I am interested I can go on forever! In highschool I wrote a research paper about Joesph Mengele, I was accused by my english teacher of plagirism because it was so good. It was submitted to this az board of writing, they score papers on a professional basis 1-4, with 4 being a perfect paper. they check for plagirism and what not also My paper was one of only 2 "4s" given out that year. Then I got pregnant and my brain turned to mush.
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty impressive. I understand you completely about writing on subjects that aren't interesting.
ReplyDeleteSchool has never been hard for me, but time wise this shit kills me. I have no life when I am taking classes.
ReplyDeleteIt will be well worth it in the end Elfie (trying my hand at being motivational).
ReplyDeleteI don't even really know what I am going to school for either, I used to want to be a broadcast journalist but I don't really anymore. I would probably be much happier as a nurse or social worker.
ReplyDeleteYeah thanks Sours, did you always want to be an accountant?
ReplyDeleteYou should always have a job if you go into nursing. It's good you've nixed journalism too. Especially print. That industry is just about dead.
ReplyDeleteNo, stock broker. Growing up at least.
ReplyDeletePoor Drew. Even in '83 he didn't have a chance. I wonder how much that car rental for the day cost back then.
ReplyDeleteGood one DG.
ReplyDeleteJournalism isn't dead. That is what my cousin does and she is doing really good.
ReplyDeleteWhere? I'm talking about newspapers mainly.
ReplyDeleteNot print, broadcast. I wanted to be an anchor.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was growing up I wanted to be a primatologist like Jane Goodall, I also wanted to be soccer mom to 11 kids, but I realized you can't really make a living as a mom.
11 kids? That would score you some welfare for sure. Maybe even a reality show. It could be called Dumb Ho, or something catchy like that.
ReplyDeleteYou have already seen a video of her, spurs. She is on cbs but writes alot of the articles on the site as well.
ReplyDeleteOctomom and Kate Gosselin would have to diagree with you, Elfie. Having a million kids is how you make a living.
ReplyDeleteYes, I remember DG. But I wrote 'print' and then you felt you had some small window to disagree with me, and then you failed.
ReplyDeleteThere will always been room for writers, whether it's in actually print, web format or writing for news broadcasts. Print isn't actually going away it is just converting to online.
ReplyDeleteOkay. Well major in journalism then. Maybe Drew will hire you when you are done with school. He's a businessman.
ReplyDeleteI would never have a million at once... I am way to vain to end up with a butt stomach like Kate Gosselin, besides with my luck everyone will hate me like Octomom and I wont get the tv deal.
ReplyDeletePeople really annoy me... I mean really really annoy me. I know you probably don't want to know why but I'm gonna tell you anyway.
ReplyDeletePlease tell.
ReplyDeleteOh, and the comments might screw up and not appear on this post. The count when you go to the front page is way off compared to what it is on the actual link.
ReplyDeleteI just found out just now that guy at work with cancer just dies a couple hours ago. The one night I wasn't around.
ReplyDeleteDamn. Did you take a nap when you heard?
ReplyDeleteNo. I found out just now.
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ReplyDeleteHow sad DG.
ReplyDeleteDo you ever actually talk to her?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I should have asked if you were going to take a nap. But yeah, that's sad. That happened faster than they thought.
ReplyDeleteI'm outta here. (Nap time.)
ReplyDeleteLater on DG.
ReplyDeleteYeah she calls me when she needs something and like a fucking dumbass I always help her... recently it was money to pay for a moving van.
ReplyDeleteNight DG
ReplyDeleteThat's nice of you to help, I can understand how you don't want to hear about her problems anymore though.
ReplyDeleteI used to consider her a friend back in the day, now I do not. Where do you draw the line between wanting to help someone and getting taken advantage of? I just realized recently that she is a master of manipulation and I blindly fell for her shit. I have told my friend this but she doesnt see it.
ReplyDeleteYes, I'd say she's pretty good at manipulation.
ReplyDeleteWell, it's screwed up now.
ReplyDeleteI'm annoyed and tired... I think I'm going to sleep now.
ReplyDeleteGoodnight Elfie.
ReplyDeleteIt probably wasnt even his 944
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