Wednesday, June 16, 2010
CBT's cousin makes an appearance
How do I know this guy is related to CBT? Besides the obvious, he was able to "rough talk" Bigfoot away from his shack (which is as impressive as killing a man over the phone).
The sketch is awesome too. It's like the Happy Painter drew that.
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CBT: Yeah none of mine are toys, cause I aint playin wit these fools no more.
ReplyDeleteKB: 8.5? thats kinda big. Are your feet big, or do you just need extra room for your finger toes?
haha this dude talks just like Cadamino
ReplyDeleteThats a classic.
ReplyDeleteKB, where is my picture of the feet porfavore?!?!
ReplyDelete'dis dang was 10 foot dall. and yee ad booty-full airrr.'
ReplyDeletefuck yeah that sounds like cadimino! hahaha!!!
What's up 2dirty4u? How's the sexual harassment lawsuit coming along?
ReplyDeleteYou're right Oz, it's like the real life Cadamino.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, it's like when the robbers came a hasslin' CBT's land. He "rough talked" their tires with his gun and then called the cops.
ReplyDeleteNo lawsuit yet buddy, but thank you for asking!!
ReplyDeleteFunny. I'm just giving you a hard time man.
ReplyDeletethat's not that big. Judging by the empty racks everytime there is a shoe sale I'd say it is very common. Like I told EV and Ceebs, they will fit in your mouth just fine, Wop.
ReplyDeleteI think we should start calling kinkyb!tch Bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteI know man. I've actually decided to only hit on my friends employees when we are out drinking now. Much safer. :)
ReplyDeleteoh that's a shame, I was going to ask if you were hiring for summer interns. Nevermind then.
ReplyDeleteNow you're thinking 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteSlide over here KB, it's time for your tongue bath. :)
ReplyDeleteSpurs, does your boss flirt with you?
ReplyDeleteoh wait, you said she liked animals. Nevermind.
ReplyDeletekbeezy said...
ReplyDeleteSpurs, does your boss flirt with you?
Yeah, and spurs gives in to the advances of the portly gent.
No, she doesn't kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteFunny.
ReplyDeleteDamn i really wanna bang KB looking at that avatar pic
ReplyDeleteYeah Oz, that's it.
ReplyDeleteBut I agree with you on the avatar, is that even her though?
ReplyDeleteyou busted me, sours. it is my twin sister.
ReplyDeleteAnd she has a twin....
ReplyDeletefrikkin jerk, i had them all going for months now, then you and your sourpuss attitude ruin it.
ReplyDeleteThat hot cocoa gift for Christmas I had planned is nixed.
I believe so, spurs. There is only one way to find out. I shall drive to phoenix to slay while warden is on guard with arpiao. If this is not the lovely woman who awaits, she has been falsifying all along
ReplyDeleteYour twin is good looking kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeletefor spurs
ReplyDelete>----
oh wait, wrong way
ReplyDelete<----
ha
You do that Oz. Go visit her.
ReplyDeletewop-we willnever have sex because you have super sperm. Sorry.
ReplyDelete2d4u, while I am not opposed to being blindfolded, I don't even know what you look like, so I cannot say whether I am in love or not as well.
That's what you get for trying to be a smartass.
ReplyDeleteYou married kb?
ReplyDeletethat is just standard kbeezy, no big deal, sours.
ReplyDeleteeyeroll/smirk is what you did when you saw that, no?
uh...
ReplyDelete...did you say something 2d4u?
You're the best kinkyb!tch (not really, I just want a Christmas present).
ReplyDeleteKB, there are ways to prevent impregnation.
ReplyDeleteI will pull out
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's called bukkake kinkyb!tch. Wake up.
ReplyDeletelook at Rocco:
ReplyDeletehttp://media.photobucket.com/image/middle%20finger/sassysarah14/Ivegotmymomsattitude.jpg
He is adorable, Wop!
Haha rocco is way cuter than that
ReplyDeleteI am positive that Rocco was a jumper when you pulled out. He probably did a swan dive now that I think about it. So, it doesn't work.
ReplyDeletewere my predictions true?
ReplyDeletehopefully not the purple one...
The purple one? Wait Wop spews purple sperm?
ReplyDeleteYeah, what's that mean kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteElfie - dont act like you dont know what i spew
ReplyDeleteand that bun in your oven aint roidgay's sorry to tell ya
what?
ReplyDeleteThere is a song bout what i spew:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEQw9Nv3P-I
It's always some redneck living in the backwoods that spot bigfoot and aliens. It's like the redneck version of Pam. Some people will do anything for attention.
ReplyDeleteAnd that sketch was beautiful.
Well Duh the bun in my oven is Sours' (sorry for the s' KB)
ReplyDeletelolz. I just heard that on the radio the other day, Wop.
ReplyDeleteno, it was every little thing I do.
ReplyDeletei wonder what elfie and sours's kid would look like?
ReplyDeleteSeriously Wop? haha that song describes what you spew?
ReplyDeleteelfie you did not tell me you released this track!:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ej_XrX7ZKk
Pretty sure they would look like this:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.untoldentertainment.com/blog/img/2010_03_31/damned.jpg
You're right DG. Backwoods hicks are typically the people who have the encounters.
ReplyDeleteOnly if they took after you Skeets.
ReplyDeleteUmmm they obviously strongly resemble you Sours... minus the dying cancer patient transparent skin and bob dole arm.
ReplyDeleteCan't forget the Bob Dole arm. Drew certainly hasn't.
ReplyDeleteThey get their red eyes and homicidial tendencies from their momma.
ReplyDelete"Momma?" Okay hillbilly. But you're right though.
ReplyDeleteLooking for pictures of our offspring I found this discussion thread WTF?!
ReplyDeleteWhat picture thread?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1042945/pg2
ReplyDeleteopps theres the link
that boy in the front does look like he could be yours, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteWhat boy? I don't see any pics on that forum Skeets linked to.
ReplyDeleteI liked this one: 'This is what happens when hicks try to master eugenics.' The "Anonymous Coward" name they chose was funny too.
ReplyDeletehaha, yeah that one was funny. I liked this one
ReplyDelete"She was evil and everyone made excuses for her, like when she was finger painting with kitten blood all the people just over looked the mutilated kitten and said, "oh how talented."
You check out all sorts of sites, don't you Skeets?
ReplyDeletean i sed gyit away frum heer! gyit! gyit! an he went rite back ought dat path rite ther.
ReplyDeleteFunny EV. That's how he said it too.
ReplyDeleteI am the googler Sours.
ReplyDeletethat was a pretty impersonation Eazy
Dahydee?
ReplyDeleteYou are the googler Skeets.
ReplyDeleteI think he might be Cadamino.
ReplyDeleteI can't keep my eyes open right now... Sours your spawn needs to evacuate my uterus effective immediately, it's making me too tired.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I should find a more fit and in shape woman the next time. My bad. That's what happens when you take pity, she's starts bitching.
ReplyDeleteWhat!? Elfie is pregnant by spurs? Impossible. Elfie is lying because she is trying to cash in on spurs $5 pension. I know this because spurs has already made it well known that he cannot finish.
ReplyDeleteYou're just so funny DG.
ReplyDeleteI'm just helping you out. Don't sign the birth certificate.
ReplyDeletecan't believe wop is talking about having sex KB and he just had a baby... he needs to calm down before he knocks somebody else up
ReplyDeleteThanks for looking out for my best interests.
ReplyDeletedg is a good friend to you spurs.. you should go out of your way to show her respect more often
ReplyDeleteYou guys seen The Hangover?
ReplyDeleteI have this issue. I get along really really well with this guy at work. He always wants to hang out with me but I always get out of it. I think he likes me but I'm too scared to go out with him because I'm afraid I would pull a 2d4u. But the tension is starting to become too much. I don't know how much longer I can hold out which makes me give second thoughts to the guy I'm seeing.
ReplyDeleteFucking drama. My life is like an episode of The Hills except I have a real personality.
I should Astrid. I guess I just don't know how to appreciate her.
ReplyDeleteHell yeah I have 2d4u. I've seen it about 50 times.
ReplyDelete2dirty4u:
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOD!! What kind of question is that!! That's DG's and kinkyb!tch's favorite movie. I didn't see it for the longest time, they acted like I was stupid.
As DG's World Turns.
ReplyDeleteYou are spurs for waiting so long to see it.
ReplyDeleteJust saw it again for the 10th time. I love it. And DG, do yourself and don't do anything with your colleague. Not worth it. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about. :)
ReplyDeleteI don't know what I was thinking.
ReplyDeleteI know. I've learned the hard way in the past. That's why I stay away. But the problem is we are becoming really good friends so it's to the point where even at work there is just too much chemistry going on. But we make each other laugh so much that other people are starting to notice too. He always sounds so disappointed when I tell him he can't go hiking with me, watch movies with me, or drink with me.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm. So there really are guys that pathetic out there.
ReplyDeleteFunny Spurs.
ReplyDeleteThanks 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteYou made spurs night by calling him funny.
ReplyDeleteYes DG, I'm fired up now. Grinning ear to ear.
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm turning in. Too many late nights this week. Have a good one guys.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you are. It's making you want to write another speech to read on the webcam, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteDon't do it DG! Or let him go with you places where it's a group of people and bring the guy you are seeing that way nothing will happen. Or say fuck it and just makeout with him.
ReplyDeleteGoodnight 2d4u. It's still daylight here. I'm leaving too. Not to go to sleep but to go to the movies.
ReplyDeleteLater on 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteWhat movie are you going to see DG?
ReplyDeleteI agree Elfie. I'm just afraid it's going to turn into more than what it is now. And I'm also afraid I would like it.....ALOT. But then things get complicated after that. I hate complications.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of sleeping I came home desperate for a nap so just prior to passing out on the couch I tell my daughter go online and order dominos and I give her my card (something I've never done before but thought she'd be old enough to handle) I wake up 20 mins later, to the Dominos lady delivering 2 pizzas and asking me to sign a $40 receipt. What the heck did I get? 2 pepperoni pizzas... how is his possible? HOW?!
ReplyDeleteI want to see hot tub time machine but we are running late so it may end up being something different.
ReplyDeleteI never liked domino's but haven't had it since they changed the recipe. Is it any better?
ReplyDeleteDid you call them and ask them Skeets?
ReplyDeleteI think it's better DG.
ReplyDeleteWell, whatever you see DG, I hope you'll leave your review.
ReplyDeleteI say make out now and think about the repercussions later. That's my advice.
ReplyDeleteI was half asleep so I just yelled a lot ahaha, I think I scared the delivery lady. She said how much do you want to pay and I said $20 and she said ok.
It's much better actually, I never liked it before either but the new crust is pretty good.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least you didn't get ripped off. I hope you tipped the delivery lady well.
ReplyDeleteI gave her $2... I dont even care. I just looked at our order online and it shows only 1 pizza was ordered at $9.99. Dominos is on my shit list now.
ReplyDeleteYou got 2 though for $20. That's not bad. Lowly tip Skeets.
ReplyDeleteI don't WANT 2... one is just sitting on my stove. WOuld you like it? I will overnight it to SA
ReplyDeletePlease do so. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteK I will, it might be a little cold when it gets there tomorrow, I apologize in advance.
ReplyDeleteNo problem.
ReplyDeleteall I have to say is CBT's cousin is a lot cooler than CBT... he probably gets all the high school girls and passes his left overs to CBT
ReplyDeleteCBT's cool Astrid. I like reading his stories.
ReplyDeleteI am sure his cousin taught him everything he knows... this guys story tops all of CBT's stories. I bet CBT steals stories from his cousin even...
ReplyDeleteI like CBT's stories too.. which one is your favourite
ReplyDeleteProbably. Bigfoot is a good one. Who knows what he really saw.
ReplyDeleteProbably the one where he stopped some robbers at his house by shooting out their tires.
ReplyDeleteMy fav's are the covert ops in Honduras or what ever South American country he talks about........
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Drew?
ReplyDeleteFunny, and yeah it's Honduras.
ReplyDeletedrew are you Italian?
ReplyDeleteif CBT was Italian you know he'd be in charge of the entire mafia..
ReplyDeleteDrew's Sicilian.
ReplyDeleteFunny Astrid.
ReplyDeleteMets wons. O'Reilly is ending and Hannity is coming on. Life couldn't be better.........
ReplyDelete*won
ReplyDeleteDrew, did you watch the presidential address last night?
ReplyDeleteAstrid, yes to the Italian
ReplyDeleteNo Spurs, I actually went to bed early last evening
ReplyDeleteLet me guess, the anointed one tried to cover his tracks for the white house fumble on the oil spill?
ReplyDeleteHey Drew, you are a big fan of Rachel Maddow aren't you?
ReplyDeletehttp://edition.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/07/24/obama.words/
ReplyDeleteI missed it but I read it. Campaign mode still.
Tried to go there Spurs. Got this: We're sorry! This page is not available. "Please visit the CNN homepage or use the search box below."
ReplyDeleteI gather that this was cheek and tongue. I sooner kill myself then watch CNN!
I linked to the wrong speech anyway. My bad.
ReplyDeleteSo BP has put aside a 20 Billion dollar fund under pressure from the anointed one. This is pocket change for them. The damage is done. No biggie cause this disaster will never hit the Jersey Shore. Business's are complaining down there about the impact but I say it's summer, come to Seaside Heights!
ReplyDeleteGood one Drew.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how the claims for that are going to work. Hopefully it will go smoothly.
ReplyDeleteCBT's relatives are all over the news lately.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.benningtonbanner.com/news/ci_15305239?source=rss
The Jersey Shore is still dirtier than the gulf.
ReplyDeleteDo they even have that much cash on hand?
ReplyDeleteThat guy is a bad ass. But I'm sure while he's detained they'll treat hit with the utmost respect. And that's cool when you are over there visiting you get a police guard.
ReplyDeleteDid you already go to a movie?
ReplyDeleteI think that's where I will do my next hiking trip now that I know I have security. I will locate Osama too to collect on that $25,000 bounty. But that price is way too low for the leader of 9/11 so I will have to negotiate. That's the same amount they set aside to find out what happened to Natalie Hollaway.
ReplyDeleteYep, I did. Saw the wimpy kid movie. It was kind of funny.
ReplyDeleteYou'll have plenty of time to negotiate after you capture him and hang out in the mountains until the rescue chopper comes and gets you out. Should all be an easy process.
ReplyDeleteWhat movie is that?
ReplyDeleteI will just call them from my cell. I have Cricket. I'm sure the service is great over there.
ReplyDeleteI just told you the name. Would you like me to capitalize it?
ReplyDeleteFunny. Yeah, I think they just put up a set of towers out there.
ReplyDeleteThat was the name? Wimpy Kid Movie? Gee, what a joke I am for not recognizing that.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of jokes, are you making a video for your birthday?
ReplyDeleteNo plans too, and that's the second time you've asked DG. You really want me to do one, don't you?
ReplyDelete*to*
ReplyDeleteNot much EV, what's up with you?
ReplyDeleteJust smoking some kill.
ReplyDeleteNice evening then.
ReplyDeleteI have a great video idea. You should do one imitating Pam's videos. You can talk in that voice and maybe do somersaults on your bed and stick your ass in the air as you check yourself out on cam.
ReplyDeleteDon't see that happening, and if that's your directorial debut, you wouldn't be in Hollywood very long. Well, about as long as you could keep a waitressing job.
ReplyDeleteI am a comedic genius spurs. That video would be hilarious. I would do the damn video myself if I had a camera.
ReplyDeleteSure you would DG. But can you buy a camera and make one like that and send it to me like a present?
ReplyDeleteAre you ever getting back on the sack, Spurs?
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't send it to just you. I would want that posted. That video would be better than afternoon delight, and mp's it's ok to be gay videos.
ReplyDeleteProbably really soon. When my friend gets that medicinal marijuana again, this time I'm going to pick some up.
ReplyDeleteYou would want a video of you imitating Pam posted?
ReplyDeleteTreatin' yourself to the good shit?
ReplyDeleteYou are going to reinact Pammy's discovery of her ass? That always confused me though... she had no problem finding it before?
ReplyDeleteHell yeah. It would be a Pam Parody.
ReplyDeleteWhen he gets it again, I'll smoke again. I'm not going to pass it up this time.
ReplyDeleteGo for it DG. Speaking of posts, anyone have any ideas? This post is going to screw up in about 9 comments.
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm not talking about that video. I'm talking about the ones she talks in and she is always moving around checking herself out.
ReplyDeleteThere's a trend for when the site fucks up?
ReplyDeleteI'm about to egg a car outside. But once again, no camera.
ReplyDeleteYeah that was one of them... she was trying to show her ass on camera but couldnt find it... she squirmed until it was on camera and then she was like "OH! There it is!" ahahaha
ReplyDeleteI don't think there is a trend. Spurs just likes to act like he is in with google's IT department.
ReplyDeleteI like how she makes those videos and tries to pull her shirt down or skirt up and act like it's just happening because of her natural movements.
ReplyDeleteYeah, when you go to the main page and look at the comments on this post, it's showing like 130, when it should be 190. So at 200, it's going to freeze.
ReplyDeleteI like her voice she uses. She tried to hard to sound sexy.
ReplyDeleteShe does.
ReplyDeleteWhy are you egging a car DG?
ReplyDeleteYeah, what's up with egging a car?
ReplyDeleteThere is a car that has been parked outside my bedroom window for 4 days with a fucked up alarm system. It goes off for no reason. It goes on for 3 minutes, stops for a minute, and goes off again. I called the office and they won't do anything about it. The owner has to know about it by now. They have to be able to hear it too or they live on the other side and parked it over here so it doesn't annoy them. I figured eggs would motivate them to move it.
ReplyDeleteThat would work. And I'm going to post something in about 5 minutes or so.
ReplyDeletespurs
ReplyDeleteI just remembered.. I hung out with a bunch of dykey feminists today on campus.. I met one in my writing class, she's a good writer too btw.
just thought I would share
That's cool Astrid. I think your comment might be the last one showing for awhile.
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