Friday, June 4, 2010

Drunk Driver thinks she's in Hazzard County

DALLAS - A woman hit a concrete barrier at a Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport toll booth, sending her vehicle flying into the air and over another car, police said.

According to investigators, 22-year old Yasmine Villasana had just dropped off a passenger and was leaving the airport when the incident happened.

They charged her with driving while intoxicated.



Bo and Luke would be pissed that this chick didn't make the landing.

40 comments:

  1. further proof about women drivers.

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  2. Funny. The only thing that's missing is she isn't Asian.

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  3. hahaha! women asian drivers are the fucking worst drivers in the galaxy! the fucking galaxy!

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  4. Yeah, but they can do some great laundry.

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  5. I can't believe the car landed right side up. And according to witnesses, the chick got out of the car and then tried to get back in it.

    How wasted do you have to be to do that?

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  6. Does she have a greencard?

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  7. I love how Anonymous is looking at anything I say for inconsistencies so hard he can't get context right. Dude, what's up with your obsession with me?

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  8. What do you have going on this weekend CBT?

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  9. cbt, quit being so paranoid.

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  10. "Anonymous said...

    cbt, quit being so paranoid."

    I'm not being paranoid, you're fuckin' obsessed with me to damn near stalker level.

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  11. Spurs, I intend to soak up sun and Jim Beam for the next two days. Flo's back in my Tacoma, God damn it.. I'm making her only keep what she can fit in a suitcase at the cabin. The rest of shit has to go back to her momma's house.

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  12. So she's going to be shacking up with you at the cabin? Fun times CBT.

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  13. "Anonymous said...

    understand something, youre so self obsessed that you honestly think everyone else is giving 2 shits about you. i personally could give less than a fuck if you were to die right now. now....pound sand, bitch!"

    Dude, you're a major fucking weirdo.

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  14. dude, youre the one copyclipping everything i type. now quit being such a fag.

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  15. She's gonna get tired of me real quick, I imagine, Spurs.

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  16. cbt is obsessed with me.

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  17. Right. I haven't acknowledged your existence for the last week unless you actually said something funny, which you do on rare occasion.

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  18. yeah dude. sure. uh huh. i bet you wonder how my balls taste.

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  19. Yeah. I bet your old lady wonders what a real dick feels like.

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  20. Isn't that cabin really small? Yeah, that's not going to work.

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  21. you need serious help. maybe too many ghosts from christmas past haunt you?

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  22. drew and the delusional hillbilly.

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  23. "SPURS FAN said...

    Isn't that cabin really small? Yeah, that's not going to work."

    That's the idea.

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  24. 'You're so vain
    You probably think this song is about you
    You're so vain
    I'll bet you think this song is about you
    Don't you? Don't you?'

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  25. Everything's about me. Always has been.

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  26. What up sluntssssss? Whoa that chick gunned for that ramp. Wow. Wish we could have seen the landing.. after shot.

    CBT tell me a storrrrrry. mmmmmmmmmmk

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  27. What's up Fl Anonymous? I agree, seeing the landing would have been great.

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  28. ...
    wtf...

    Anonomyopolus is singing Carly Simon...?!?!?


    ... does that mean CBT is gonna follow up with
    Oliva Newton John's "Let's Get Physical" ?!?!


    ha


    - chef -

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  29. Good catch there CHEF. So how did the battle go on Tiger Woods?

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  30. CBT got real drunk one night and fucked this heffty black chick. She flys.. I think that's fat drew's son pushing her.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA3I4aZk0fQ&feature=player_embedded

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  31. That's hilarious. It's looks like she lets go though.

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  32. I know.. I was cracking up when I saw it. Bombs away

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  33. That would be a good post video too. If you ever find shit like that, please e-mail it in.

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  34. Yeah. I thought about emailing that one. You could still post it. It's pretty funny

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  35. Got to love the black kid sitting on top of the swing set. That's an awesome park. Probably located somewhere in Jersey.

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  36. I'm thinking it's in the South.

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  37. I'm going to go ahead and post it.

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  38. Post it. It's a classic!

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