Monroe police dispatchers told News 5 a bolt of lightning struck the Kings of Kings statue at the Solid Rock Church, catching it on fire. Dozens of viewers called and e-mailed to report that they also saw the statue ablaze on Monday night.
News 5 photographers were not allowed on to the church property. However, several fire companies were called to the scene. A photo submitted by a News 5 viewer via the Facebook website appeared to show what remained of the statue. The photo evidence suggested the statue was razed to the ground.The 62-foot-tall statue has been a local landmark along Interstate 75 since 2004. When it was erected, church officials said the styrofoam and fiberglass Jesus was the largest one in America. The torso-up sculpture has a 42-foot span between upraised hands, and a 40-foot cross at the base.
EV: Comedic irony, or is the big man telling us something? What say you, Spurs?
I think being Astrid is in Ohio, she should get a say on this. What do you think Astrid? You think a mosque should be built in it's place?
So Skeets, there are going to be no provocative photos?
ReplyDeleteAnd that mosque comment for Astrid was for her thinking it's alright for the Muslims to build a mosque near Ground Zero.
ReplyDeleteWith FMB? Well there might be... but my face will never show.
ReplyDeleteSo there's nothing wrong if I see them if your face isn't shown.
ReplyDeleteYou know, with his red hair, it really is fitting he's FMB. And you don't look drunk in that pic.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't wait until the morning, Spurs? Or were you referring to this early?
ReplyDeleteWell, I was trying to work Skeets to send me some nude pics, and I figured it would be easier to trick her when it's easier to comment.
ReplyDeleteI was drunk... at this point I had 2 shots, a margarita, a captain and sprite and 2 beers with lime. For me that's a lot.
ReplyDeleteHe doesnt have red hair, just a red beard, his hair is actually dark blondish
Look at my cheeks, biggest indicator I am drunk is rosy cheeks and grinch smile.
ReplyDeleteSad he has to get you drunk to take advantage of you Skeets.
ReplyDeleteWell the Grinch smile is obvious as I pointed out, but your cheeks aren't that red.
ReplyDeleteThat's cause I am part black duh! I have olive skin man. When I am drunk I don't look drunk really, I just smile a whole lot and lose my upper lip.
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't have to get me drunk and he's never taken advantage of me. Geez Sours.
ReplyDeleteFMB and I are going to have some grinchy looking babies.
ReplyDeleteYeah, you don't have an upper lip, you're right.
ReplyDeleteMore baby talk?
ReplyDeleteI have one normally, just get some alcohol in mne and it disappears. I bet it's ashamed to be seen on my face and that's why it goes into hiding
ReplyDeleteIn that pic you look like you are the type to stab someone.
ReplyDeleteyou need to wax your upper lip.
ReplyDeleteYou do look like a happy couple Skeets, so that's good.
ReplyDeleteAnon... I am a natural blond any hair on my body or face is blond
ReplyDeletei bet shes rubbing her burt reynolds right now.
ReplyDeleteI dont stab people either... I would never hurt anyone.
ReplyDeleteI know, you don't seem like the type to stab someone.
ReplyDeletecbt stabs people. he says its the best way to kill somebody.
ReplyDeleteI thought the phone was the cleanest way to kill a man.
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't unkind, you are just stating your opinion. What's unkind is there are no pics in my inbox.
ReplyDeletehttp://media.photobucket.com/image/cheaties/LifeNRA/Cheaties.jpg
ReplyDeleteDid you expect there would be? haha
ReplyDeleteI gotta go to bed, nite all!
That's a good one EV.
ReplyDeleteNo, I didn't think there would be. Good night Skeets.
ReplyDeleteI just randomly saw that. Made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteI like the free spy camera inside! offer.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that was a nice addition to it. There are a few of those but that one was by far the best.
ReplyDeleteSo any good South Parks on since the Looney Toons episode?
ReplyDeleteThere hasn't been any new ones. I think on last Wednesday's show they replayed the Butter's Bottom Bitch one.
ReplyDeleteI thought something was up when I didn't see any new ones on their site.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm not sure when the season picks up again. Well man, I should get to bed. Thanks for sending this in.
ReplyDeleteNo prob. See you later.
ReplyDeleteElfie is dating the Brawny paper towel guy.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny DG.
ReplyDeleteSo their kids will look like a cross between The Grinch and The Brawny Guy. Awesome.
ReplyDeleteroidfag is pretty ugly - just sayin
ReplyDeletespurs, mail.
ReplyDeleteThis is still funny to me.
ReplyDeleteI still think she should hook up with you Oz, but I think redhead has manipulated Skeets into liking him.
ReplyDeleteEV:
ReplyDeleteThere's a video of it too.
He's not ugly! He does kind of look like the Brawny man with his vacation beard haha
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Skeets?
ReplyDeleteHey Sours! Hey I am not going to hook up with someone as potently fertile as Wop... I do not intend to have anymore kids and when he was through with me I'd have a baker's dozen or so.
ReplyDeleteProbably. But you know Brawny is going to want you to have some of his kids.
ReplyDeleteYeah Elfie but they'd be a super race of gorgeousness
ReplyDeleteYeah, wake up Skeets.
ReplyDeleteYeah he already does, he goes through names he likes contantly, even if I like a name he suggests I tell him no. He likes to try to name our nonexistent baby after braves players... Heyward, Chipper Jones. I told him I will name my kid Melky... that's the only one I'll consider.
ReplyDeleteI have strong genes, no matter who I procreate with they come out gorgeous. I mean seriously Wop you've seen my ex before, my kids don't even look like him. My son is the spitting image of me except with hazel eyes instead of green.
ReplyDeleteSo your ex was an ugly looking fellow?
ReplyDeleteBack in the day he was good looking.. like when we were 14 and 15 yrs old. He's one of those people that gets uglier as he gets older.
ReplyDeleteHow old were you when he knocked you up?
ReplyDeleteWhere is the video? Does it have commentary from the locals? Please tell me it does.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUZ3d1tTbWg&feature=player_embedded
ReplyDeleteYeah Oz, they went to a couple of games together.
ReplyDeleteSours I was 16 and thought I was in love, looking back he was already starting the downward spiral into ugly.
ReplyDeleteAnd how old was he?
ReplyDeleteHe is only 6 months older than I am.
ReplyDeleteHey Oz, there were a couple of people online looking at the post of your crush Tammy Torres. People seem to like that ho.
ReplyDeleteOh, okay. At least you didn't pull a kinkyb!tch Skeets.
ReplyDeleteThe Braves are badass Oz.
ReplyDeleteYeah no, I didn't pull a KBeezy.
ReplyDelete70 hats, OZ? You sound like my employee.
ReplyDeleteCo-worker* I wish I owned my own business.
ReplyDeleteYeah, what's up with all the hats Oz?
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Oz.
ReplyDelete"Eazy V said...
ReplyDeleteCo-worker* I wish I owned my own business."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGjQM5Fy2Lo
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletecbt stabs people. he says its the best way to kill somebody.
SPURS FAN said...
I thought the phone was the cleanest way to kill a man."
A knife is the last resort. It's brutal and messy. Over the phone is the cleanest way. Claymores at a distance is the best way.
How to Kill a Man by CBT: Volume One.
ReplyDeleteI don't need to write a book on that subject. I got all my info from the Army. They seem to be quite obsessed with that subject.
ReplyDeleteUnderstandable.
ReplyDeleteThey even taught me how to use a tomahawk.
ReplyDeleteI remember most of the unarmed combat they taught me because I've had occasion to use it in my civilian life. I knew how to shoot and was a good marksman prior to joining. I don't know if I could still remember how to arm and detonate a claymore now, though.
ReplyDeleteSo you know how to use a tomahawk? Cool.
ReplyDeleteI just looked at Elfie's avatar. Is FMB wearing lipstick?
ReplyDeleteIt appears he is.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.knivesplus.com/cold-steel-tomahawk-cs-90vt.html
ReplyDeleteI thought he was. It's a nice shade, too.
ReplyDeleteI think Skeets needs to borrow that from him.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.knivesplus.com/CS-92SF-Cold-Steel.HTML
ReplyDeleteThis thing is handy in close quarters, I understand. Just sharpen the edge all the way around. The Soviet version is based on a WW1 German design.
I was thinkin' maybe Skeets lipstick rubbed off on him, but I expect hers all rubbed off on his zipper.
ReplyDeleteI was about to ask you about those shovels, CBT. I heard the edges were sharpened and it was considered more a weapon.
ReplyDeleteThe German preferred the E-tooll to the bayonet. You can chop forehand or backhand, or jab with it.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.crazycrow.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=CCTP&Product_Code=4934-253-344&Category_Code=842-250-000
ReplyDeleteI like the frontier styles, for historical purposes, of course.
http://www.crazycrow.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=CCTP&Product_Code=4926-001-003&Category_Code=841-400-000
ReplyDeletehttp://www.crazycrow.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=CCTP&Product_Code=4926-003-001&Category_Code=841-400-000
http://www.crazycrow.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=CCTP&Product_Code=4926-005-003&Category_Code=841-400-000
I have these three knives in my collection.
http://www.crazycrow.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=CCTP&Product_Code=4928-012-002&Category_Code=841-400-000
ReplyDeleteI just ordered four of these. I'm gonna use them for steak knives.
You collect that stuff, CBT?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.crazycrow.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=CCTP&Product_Code=5560-100-001&Category_Code=821-300-000
ReplyDeletehttp://www.crazycrow.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=CCTP&Product_Code=5560-100-008&Category_Code=821-300-000
And four of both of these.
Look like heavy duty knives and spoons.
ReplyDeleteHey CBT, I'm going to post something, let me know if you can hear the music.
ReplyDeleteI do, as long it's actually usable. I have a thing for cap and ball pistols. I have an 1860 Colt .44 caliber, an 1861 Colt Navy Confederate (brass frame) in .36 caliber and two 1858 Remington .44s, all are reproductions. I also have a Hawken .50 I got when I was kid, right after "Jeremiah Johnson" came out.
ReplyDeleteI have an original Winchester 1873 in .38-40. It was used in a murder here in 1919. My granddaddy borrowed it from the sheriff to use deer hunting in 1922 and never returned it. It killed a man named Dr. Noe. In addition to practicing medicine, Noe also sold real estate. He was killed by a disgruntled client. The man shot him through the front window of his house at dinnertime. Hit him in the back of the head and blew his face into the mashed potatoes. I heard that from a guy who was friends with Noe's 10 year old son and was there the night it happened.
Spurs I'll have to listen when I get home. The speakers on my computer here at work are all fucked up.
ReplyDeleteYeah, same here.
ReplyDeleteI imagine those guns you have are worth some cash.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.crazycrow.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=CCTP&Product_Code=5560-500-008&Category_Code=821-200-000
ReplyDeleteI shoulda ordered a half dozen of these, too. They were 10 bucks apiece (kinda like kbeezy) a year ago.
Spurs, they're all repros, except the Winchester. The pistols were around $200 apiece, the Hawken was a gift, but I got it in like 1974, so it was probably $50 back then.
ReplyDeletehttp://z.about.com/d/militaryhistory/1/0/E/-/-/-/ColtNavy.jpg
ReplyDeleteThis about what my .36 Colt looks like, except with a brass frame.
You ever fire it?
ReplyDeleteOf course. It chain fired the first time I shot it.
ReplyDeleteAll six chambers went at once. I over charged the thing. Burnt all the hair off my arm to the elbow.
ReplyDeleteI've never fired an old gun. I'd like to. Maybe if I ever come to Arkansas I can shoot at you.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Fl Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteI have a Smith and Wesson from like the 30's...does that count?
ReplyDeleteFL Anonymous, "Bonsai" is a miniature tree, "Banzai" (meaning "may the emperor reign 10,000 years) is the term you're trying to use.
ReplyDeleteYes EV it does. A .38 or a .32? For modern revolvers, I prefer an S&W.
ReplyDeleteIt's funny you guys are talking about guns I just got a membership invite from the NRA in the mail yesterday.. with a fake card with my name on it and everything. $25 to defend my 2nd amendment was there selling point or some shit like that. Wonder how they even got my name.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the lesson CBT. My bad.. Banzai Motherfuckers!!!!
ReplyDeleteSo are you going to sign up Fl Anonymous?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.cabelas.com/cabelas/en/content/community/gun_inventory/inventory/billings/colt/1473098_colt1861navy_bil.jsp?hierarchyId=11667
ReplyDeleteThis is a Model 1861 original that was converted from black powder to cartridges. Check out the price.
I'm not positive, CBT, but I think it's a .38. That's just what I figured after holding a .22 casing in the chamber.
ReplyDeleteFl Anonymous, I like you just enough that i didn't want you to be hollering "Miniature Tree, Motherfuckers!"
ReplyDeleteS&W made 4 .38s for every .32 back then so you're probably correct.
ReplyDeleteNo I think I'll pass.. I mean you even get a free NRA duffle bag with membership.. Tempting..haha but yeah I'll pass. They probably got my name off of a registered republican list or somthing like that.
ReplyDeleteAnyone here surprised I'm an NRA member?
ReplyDeleteCBT said...
ReplyDeleteFl Anonymous, I like you just enough that i didn't want you to be hollering "Miniature Tree, Motherfuckers
Thats funny..haha.. almost spit my water out when I read that shizzz. Good looking out.
This thing is a complete piece of shit.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.cabelas.com/cabelas/en/content/community/gun_inventory/inventory/dundee/handgun/1501606_namb14_dun.jsp?hierarchyId=20005
http://www.cabelas.com/cabelas/en/content/community/gun_inventory/inventory/wheeling/military_arms/1527920_waltherp38_whe.jsp?hierarchyId=20005
ReplyDeleteThis however, is not.
Yeah, those suck on Modern Warefare, too.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.cabelas.com/cabelas/en/content/community/gun_inventory/inventory/buda/handgun/1773885_dwm14_bud.jsp?hierarchyId=20005
ReplyDeleteThis is possibly the most beautiful handgun ever produced.
http://www.cabelas.com/cabelas/en/content/community/gun_inventory/inventory/lacey/military_arms/1519050_broomhandle_lac.jsp?hierarchyId=20005
ReplyDeleteI want one of these.
Do or die time for the Lakers tonight. Hussein's suppose to give his Oval office speach tonight. Hollywood campaign speech here we come.. Hussein would try to interupt the fucking finals. Of course this wouldn't happen if the Bulls were in it.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.cabelas.com/cabelas/en/content/community/gun_inventory/inventory/billings/military_arms/1608381_sprg1903_bil.jsp?hierarchyId=20005
ReplyDeleteIf you ever get a chance to fire one of these, do it. I guarantee your dick will get hard.
That last one you pasted looks cool.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if there is a small bit of accuracy to those games? Your description of those handguns would describe them in the game as well.
Yes, it's do or die time for sure Fl Anonymous. I hope they choke. That would be great.
ReplyDeleteObama, One Big Ass Mistake America. That's the bumper sticker on the Bronco. Rednecks honk and wave when they see it.
ReplyDeleteThat's not surprising.
ReplyDeleteObama will go down is one of the most worthless presidents ever.
ReplyDeleteHey Fl Anonymous, you know about his aunt who lives in Boston right?
ReplyDeleteEV, not being a gamer, I couldn't tell you, but I've heard some of the games are pretty well researched.
ReplyDeleteThe last one is a 1903 Springfield, standard US Army issue from 1905 to 1940. Wonderfully engineered weapon.
http://www.cabelas.com/cabelas/en/content/community/gun_inventory/inventory/hammond/military_arms/1682583_mausg43_hmd.jsp?hierarchyId=20005
ReplyDeleteThe Nazis answer to the M1.
They are starting to get really realistic, to the point where you need to take kick and wind speed into consideration. I just want to point my cursor and shoot the person, damnit!
ReplyDeleteDamn, Elfie is cute. Good to know. :)
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karabiner_98k
ReplyDeleteFinest bolt action weapon ever produced.
Elfie's hot as a fox in a forest fire. You oughta see her dressed in a genie costume.
ReplyDeleteI think the gamer thing is a conspiracy by the Military to train the next generation for the point and click wars that are coming.
ReplyDeleteI don't know anything about Hussein's aunt in Boston. The fix is in for the Celtics! Fucking Obama haha.
ReplyDeleteSo the sky is opening up here. Thunder strike just rocked now it's pouring down rain and it's 95 degrees out.. heat index at 110,, haha.. got to love the tropical storms.. and that my friends is how you know the changes in seasons here.
What's up 2dirty4u? Elfie's been posted here before.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.spursfansays.com/search/label/Eflie%27s%20Halloween%20costume
ReplyDeleteIt's supposed to be a bad year for hurricanes too Fl Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteThe big question is.......is she single?
ReplyDeleteNo, she's dating that tool in the pic with her. He's a fireman, hence his nickname Fire Marshall Bill. Plus he plays softball, so you can call him Kit or Dottie.
ReplyDeleteI am not married, does that make me single?
ReplyDeleteand he isn't wearing lipstick, his lips are always that color.
ReplyDeleteSo what you are saying is she likes guys that pitch underhanded?
ReplyDeleteFor what it's worth Elfie, you are very attractive. Your bf is a lucky man.
ReplyDeleteThat being said, if it doesn't work out, email me. :)
ReplyDeleteHaha Thanks 2D4U.
ReplyDeleteWho told Slutty Cyrus that this outfit looked good? She needs to fire her stylist.
ReplyDeletehttp://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/37709557/ns/today-entertainment
This is like dejavu. Britney Spears part deux.
ReplyDeleteDamn Oz, you have quite the arsenal there.
ReplyDeleteI only had two before i got robbed. The Ruger and a .38, but they took the .38, couldnt get into the safe for the ruger, I stocked up hopin somebody else will try and take my shit. They'll be leaving in multiple hefty bags
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome man. Yeah, blast the next burglar.
ReplyDeletePerez posted her cooch on his twitter? AWESOME!
ReplyDeleteShe is definitely bound for years of rehab and extensive therapy. She doesnt even have a good voice, why is she famous again?
Yeah, but he might get busted for child porn.
ReplyDeleteOr should I say "her cooter on his twatter"?
ReplyDeleteThat's better Skeets.
ReplyDeleteWhere did he get pics of her cooter anyway?
ReplyDeleteGood question. Oh, and there's a new post.
ReplyDeleteHey Spurz I just looked up what you guys were talking about Perez. Read the artcle that people wrote. I hope that faggot goes down too. I can't stand that guy. Karma's a bitch.. and he truly is a sick pedo. Dude would seriously pay a million bucks to suck Justin Bieber off..haha.. It was awesome when that dude from green eye peas knocked him out. I hope this same kind of Karma for our good friend Nik Richie.
ReplyDeleteNow when you say he has a pic of her "cooter" on his site, is it just a pic of some camel toe, or is it the real deal?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'd like to see him get knocked out again.
ReplyDeleteNo, it was on his twitter and he posted it like it was real, I guess forgetting she's 17.
ReplyDeletewish a mother fucker would
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