Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Fun with Google search




Of course there are the obligatory fun search terms for Nik Richie and Pamela Pucker, but my favorite is the last one. Kinkyb!tch, it seems you have a fan in Nepal. Congrats.

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  1. lmao!!!
    Why where you looking for arreolas Spurs (first pic)?

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  2. I have quite a few with Pam and Nik Oz.

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  3. Kinkyb!tch:

    I left a comment on Fat Boy's site about areolas and I wanted to see if I had spelled it right.

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  4. yeah Elfie, about FMB and the haterade. That comment just made me think of something a guy is saying while he is in the interview stage (you know, the beginning of a relationship) and you guys are not there, so why is he still acting like that? I'm thinking you guys will be donezo in about 6 months and you will have attributed your blindness to lack of good sex.

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  5. if I am wrong A) record it, cause that is rare and B) I will never admit to it and C) good for you

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  6. Hey Skeets, check out kinkyb!tch hatin' (dumb) on you and FMB.

    She's got her PHD!

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  7. Hey Oz, those first two skanks you had a crush on get searched quite a bit too.

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  8. I dubn foundid this herein webcight wheni tayped in gay white dudes

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  9. you laugh, you lose:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb1E42BT0bs&feature=youtu.be&a

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  10. That was awful. I got a minute in. What was she thinking?

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  11. lol...i lost really quick too. 3:27 is just too funny.

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  12. That video was hilarious! But why was she in an ikea closet?

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  13. CBT's cabin is in Nepal?

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  14. You should watch the video below. I think you'll like it.

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  15. im referring to the outfit, the dance, the everything.

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  16. Yeah, you know she regrets doing that.

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  17. How did you even find this video?

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  18. rekkin i woodnt min rekkin kb pussay rekkin

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  19. You rekkin huh? I rekkin you'll do just about anyone.

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  20. I'd be pissed if I was that chick's unborn baby. It is doomed to fail in life now for sure.
    I didn't laugh until I read the first comment on that video. Then I lost it.

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  21. I hope she doesn't read any of the comments, but you know she does.

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  22. 1:14 got me... she looked like she was in the throes of a seizure or something. Her singing is also horrible.

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  23. I wonder what grade she received?

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  24. she got an 'f' for fun-tastic!

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  25. If I were her teacher I would give her an "A", man I feel bad for this chick. haha

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  26. you mean fat-tastic Anon?

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  27. thats fucked up elfie. you cant go around patting them on the back becus you feel bad for them. it gives them a false sense of accomplishment.

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  28. ... KB
    i swear that wasn't my IP...

    my IP's come up in Oslo, Norway, - Kansas, Illinois, California, and all over Arizona...

    but Nepal and India, back in Sept/Oct... when my friend was over there, I had him check the page as me...


    ha


    - chef -

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  29. i mean 'f' for 'one ton of fun-tastic'.

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  30. FMB and I are not going to break up in 6 months believe me... at least not with what I got cooking in the oven.

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  31. the resident "I am not a whore" whore is pregnant? Imagine that, mexican trash having (yet) another child out of wedlock.

    for the record, I eat da poo-poo

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  32. I'm not pregnant... I have chicken parmesan in cooking in the oven, it's his favorite.

    Evil Anon... I am not mexican.

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  33. Chicken parmesan? That sounds good.

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  34. Yeah, chicken parm is good but I personally like eggplant parm better. I make them both almost like a lasagna or a casserole.

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  35. Is he going to get some pie after dinner?

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  36. Pie? no... I don't even know what you mean by pie Sours.

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  37. It's a clean term for cooch, beav, etc. etc.

    I'm trying to class it up around here Skeets.

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  38. wait....why did you say 'evil anon' for elfie?

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  39. yeah, i guess im to blame for the lindburgh kidnapping too?

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  40. and the death of elvis.

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  41. "SPURS FAN said...
    Is he going to get some pie after dinner?

    Elfie said...
    Pie? no... I don't even know what you mean by pie Sours.

    SPURS FAN said...
    It's a clean term for cooch, beav, etc. etc.

    I'm trying to class it up around here Skeets.'

    Elfie, Spurs is asking if you're gonna give FMB some pussy after dinner, in a somewhat 3rd grade way.

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  42. Somewhat? No, it was 3rd grade for sure.

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  43. I was leaning to 4th grade at first.

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  44. "Anonymous said...
    and the death of elvis.

    SPURS FAN said...
    He's not dead."

    Elvis lives in Indianola, Mississippi. He's a retired sheetrock contracter, started his own company there in March of 1979. Told everyone he moved there from Pontotoc. He went by the name of Luther Prescott. He married a fat woman half his age in 1983 and they have three children, the oldest son now runs the family business, Hound Dog Sheetrock Contracting, Inc.

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  45. Thanks for the update on Elvis.

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  46. that is funny...

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  47. Andy Kaufman isn't dead either. He's a busboy at a truck stop on I70, 6th exit west of Kansas City. He's been planning his comeback but he can't get anyone in show business to believe he's really Andy Kaufman, so he's sorta fucked.

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  48. there is a storm here...

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  49. A big storm is real close to here, but I think it's going to miss San Antonio.

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  50. hi cbt... glad to see a real man hanging out here... lol

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  51. We have thunderstorm watches out here. I don't worry about that kinda shit until somebody runs by me screaming "TORNADO".

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  52. spurs.. are you doing a project in quickbooks or something?

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  53. "Astrid said...
    hi cbt... glad to see a real man hanging out here... lol"

    I was tryin' to be nice and look what happens.

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  54. No, it's for work. We also use Turbo Tax, Pro Series and Tax Act. They are all relatively easy to navigate.

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  55. Oh boy, accounting. Y'all gonna depreciate some office equipment next?

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  56. Spurs, don't you do Drew's tax returns?

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  57. But no, because I don't know how to do depreciation yet.

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  58. I bet Drew's tax returns could win a Pulitzer Prize in the fiction category.

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  59. how was that mean cbt? you said you are the real man here, and ev is pretty close.

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  60. Obama wants it to be a human right to eat the poo poo... that was funny

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  61. Yeah, that guy was funny. And that storm hit here. It is really raining hard.

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  62. I can't believe that Holloway suspect is in trouble again.... he is on the run, so he looks guilty. It's also obvious he is guilty of killing Natalie.. I just wonder when somebody in Aruba rats him out.

    He sounds like a sexual sadist..

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  63. You're right, he is. That scumbag is going down this time. Hopefully.

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  64. I didn't know the guy's dad had died.

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  65. I was just reading about his death.. I feel really bad for Natalie's mom.. she had to listen to those boys say Natalie was a slut and they probably raped her..

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  66. Yeah, I felt bad for her mom too.

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  67. I wonder what is going on with those scuba diving pictures.. they think they saw some remains

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  68. I don't know, but Aruba really screwed that up.

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  69. I don't remember Aruba's handling of it... I thought they'd do good since it was highly publicized, and her mom was so involved.

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  70. They arrested black guys to start off with, then Van der Sloot and those two brothers off and on for awhile. Then Joran's dad got involved with it, and then it turned into a clusterfuck.

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  71. well I was kind of young to really pay attention to the legal side of it... I have been browsing dating sites, and all the hot guys live in the NYC area.. LOL

    I need to move..

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  72. Still trying the chemistry.com Astrid?

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  73. Hey 2dirty4u, is it storming a lot over in your area?

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  74. Hell yes!! Everytime we get lightning here I lose electricity. Just saw a thunderstorm alert come accross the tv. Looks like it's about to get worse.

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  75. Yeah it is. I was looking at it on doppler radar, it was pretty cool to see it move like it did.

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  76. no chemistry.com isn't good because you can't browse.. and I am not trying to find anybody just yet

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  77. It sounded like a tornado when it came in. Scared the shit outta me. Came in quick.

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  78. Hey Spurs, I keep hearing something on the radio about a place called "yacht club", is it a bar?

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  79. I don't know. I've never heard of it.

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  80. I just looked it up. If it's where I'm thinking it is, it has changed it's name several times. It should be next to Sugar's if I'm thinking right.

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  81. Actually no, that's not the place. I just saw the pics of it. It looks cool though.

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  82. Can't seem to talk my married friends into going out during the week. LOL Guess the wives know what's going to happen.

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  83. That's funny. Yeah, they probably do.

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  84. I've got a company rep that keeps trying to take me to some strip club everytime he comes in town. Can't remember the name of it, but he said the women are amazing.

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  85. I honestly can't remember. He never brings it up until after we've had about 8 drinks. By then I'm too scared to drive anywhere. They say the police are pretty bad here.

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  86. my ex went to strip clubs with company presidents and executives.. haha

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  87. Well, for speeding and shit they can be cool, but for DWI's? That shit they take seriously.

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  88. I personally don't care for them Astrid. I think it's just throwing money away just to get teased. Now, if I had a gf waiting for me at home I'd probably reconsider. :)

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  89. yea.. don't be like Nik 2dirty.. Spurs probably won't drive you around everywhere

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  90. I agree. Strip clubs are a waste of time.

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  91. I learned my lesson once with the drinking and driving, and I'm not willing to redo that crap again. Cost to damn much money.

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  92. 2dirty.. I don't know why guys want to go into strip clubs and throw money around for attention either, unless they like dating and messing around with strippers, or they are ugly and desperate..

    Going into one every once in a while is different. I went into one in Vegas and I tipped a dancer.. it was a little weird

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  93. Actually, if you go with a woman, you get more attention for some reason.

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  94. have you ever been to a red light district in Europe 2dirty?

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  95. That is interesting.. maybe that is because a lot of strippers are bi or lesbian... or maybe they think women patrons are nicer and less grabby

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  96. did you guys lose your electricity or something??

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  97. Just lost mine again. Damn Spurs, whats up with the grid here?

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  98. And yes Astrid, I've been to Amsterdam multiple times. They have some really beautiful women in the red light district, which is kind of sad when you think about it. But I don't mess with hookers.

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  99. never been to Amsterdam, but I want to go... I went to the Reeperbahn, which is Hamburgs red light district. I thought it was kind of scary, lots of drugs and porn shops in the area... pimps and hookers all over the street

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  100. I think Spurs finally lost his electricity now.

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  101. all the Hamburg hookers came out at the same time, and they stood on every inch of the side walk, dressed the same, hair styled the same, and they were all doing the same little dance to stay warm

    it was weird

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  102. spurs lost his electricity.. he is probably having a nervous breakdown.. his momma is probably running down the basement stairs to give him a shot of morphine or something

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  103. Valium would be more appropriate.. though morphine would clam in down too

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  104. Well, I'm going to turn in. Have a good evening!

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  105. there are storms from Chicago to Philly

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  106. Caution! You are about to enter the no spin zone, the factor is on!

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  107. you too 2dirty.. and I think you should change your name, hookers make you nervous and you don't like strippers, you're not that dirty IMO

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  108. I did lose Internet and cable here. It's still off. Sucks.

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  109. Drew is fat.

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  110. Thanks for letting us know about O'Reilly being on Drew.

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  111. Funny comment about the morphine 2dirty4u.

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  112. that morphine comment was me, spurs.. and I surprised you said it's funny. I thought you'd say, "Awful, just awful," because it was about you..

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  113. The No Spin Zone. What a joke. I had to listen to Sean Hannity, Barry Young and that scat muncher today.

    So, Spurs. Are you sitting in the dark with your iPhone right now? What's up with the power?

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  114. Sorry Astrid, I read who it was from wrong. I thought that was a good one.

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  115. The power is on EV, but my cable and Internet are out.

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  116. Oh, same company? Did you call them?

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  117. Word on the the street is Ohbama smokes the pike while trying to fix the pike that is gushing all the oil.

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  118. It's Time Warner EV. I did call, but it seems they are flooded with calls, so instead of waiting for some guy to tell me what I already know, I hung up.

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  119. Hey what's up bro? Miss you Kasey.

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  120. Well, I'm just not in the mood to wait around on the phone just to trash someone who just works for the company.

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  121. you should call and ask for a prorated credit for the time your service was out. it's only fair, I mean if you didn't pay your bill they'd cut your service ASAP, so if they cut you off, why should you pay?

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  122. Where's Alec at? I could take out my small frustration out on him. He's always good to take a beating.

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  123. Great idea kinkyb!tch. I was thinking the same. But that would only work if it was out for awhile.

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  124. Nope. Mostly due to their 7-day bullshit policy.

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  125. It's where they take seven days to do anything that doesn't require a few clicks of the mouse in front of them.

    Want some cable? Pay us an installation fee and we'll be out there in seven days.

    Our installer didn't install your service correctly? We require a fee to send him back out there, pay it and he'll be there in seven days.

    Our installer did nothing again, and you still don't have service? *25 minutes of searching for the person two cubicles over goes by* Our installer claims he couldn't get to the utility room where our service is located to remove your filters. Even though this is our companies own utility room, and our installer didn't have the sense to knock on the door and as for a key. Give him seven days and he'll be out there.

    You have no service? *25 minutes to check the records she has open in front of her* It looks like your service was turned off because you didn't pay the bill, but I'm also showing payment for this month. We're sorry, we'll send someone out in seven days to take care of that for ya.

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  126. No shit? That's a ball breaker. You should check out DirecTv.

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  127. I haven't used Cox in a while, Spurs. I go with Qwest now. Isn't much better, but at least it feels like they use lube when their fucking you in the ass.

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  128. Funny EV. The only reason I use Time Warner is the bundle service is a good deal and the technicians always come out within 24 hours.

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  129. I don't know if Time Warner is even out here. I've never heard of anyone locally using them.

    I just use Qwest because they give me the advertised speed (and I check daily) for the same price as comparable speeds from other companies. And yeah, because it doesn't take them seven days to post an address.

    I don't watch TV other than NBA and NFL, so the bundle never mattered to me.

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  130. The bundle is with the Internet and cable. I could get the phone too for 9.99 a month, but I'd never use it.

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  131. I know, but I never wanted Cable. Same with the phone, I'd never use it.

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  132. That's cool. At least you save cash. So are you still going to avoid the Finals?

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  133. I don't really consider it saving cash. I wouldn't pay for cable if I had more money than I knew what to do with.

    I never intended on avoiding the finals, just making better use of the time that would normally be dedicated to watching some worthwhile basketball.

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  134. I think it's going to be a great series. At least it should be. And since it's Boston, you can't say for sure the Lakers are going to get all the calls.

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  135. I don't think it matters. It's a big market battle, win-win for the NBA. Once their money is right, they're not going to risk making the public more skeptical.

    Even if you look at the Donaghy case, pretty much all of the games that came into question were 2nd round or Conference finals.

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  136. At least, that's my NBA conspiracy of the day.

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  137. I'm still reading rumors about trading Parker. Don't know if the Spurs will though.

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  138. I think they will, didn't they sit him down to start Hill most of the second half of the season? Also sat him against the Suns even though the match-up was good in the past. That says a lot.

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  139. Especially if he is still on a starters contract.

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  140. Yeah, he's on the last year of his contract too.

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  141. I read one rumor having him go to the Pacers for the 10th pick, Troy Murphy and Rush. Don't see that happening though.

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  142. Who knows? I just hope Amare doesn't leave. At this point, there are rumors for Amare in every team in the league.

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  143. Yeah, but sadly that's one guy I can see leaving. But he might not.

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  144. I'm sick of hearing the day-by-day of this oil spill. Some shitty reporter explaining the intricacies of the most elementary solutions. On top of that, these stations are going crazy playing with their CGI software with images of what the ideal outcome is.

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  145. Exactly. I've seen those images you are referring to. I also saw some live footage today on a site of what's going on underwater.

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  146. The Scat Muncher and Sean Insannity were beating it to death, too. Well, more like beating on Obama, with the oil spill being the root of todays, and most likely the entire months rant.

    They were comparing Bush's reaction to Katrina to Obama's reaction tot he spill. They just glazed over the fact that Katrina actually resulted in people dying and Marshall Law being declared, whereas this involves none of that.

    Oh, and interviewed some nutjob pushing his book How the Left and Islam are Sabotaging America.

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  147. Well, people won't die, but the economies on those areas that rely on gaming will be destroyed.

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  148. Well, yeah. I'm not saying it isn't a big deal, but it's still significantly different when talking about a time scale for when the president does something. I wasn't implying anything other than the terrible angle these bottom-feeders use to make their rants.

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  149. I don't know if conservatives like O Reily started it, but I couldn't stand when people would blame the Katrina victims. They like to think they are the party of Christianity too.. doesn't make sense. Where was the compassion?

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  150. Well, the people who stayed around when they had an opportunity to leave should be blamed. I only have sympathy for those that didn't have the means to leave.

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  151. I am not just talking about those people.. even people who did leave lost their house and their belongings.. Wasn't there a misunderstanding as to how bad the storm was actually going to be?

    The people I talked to would blame them for living there and not leaving... and I know somebody's whose grandma died in it, she wasn't in the epicenter of the storm either

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  152. No, there was no misunderstanding at all. They had days to evacuate. Where did you ever get the idea that there was a misunderstanding as to how big the storm was?

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  153. I thought some of the people were actually ignorant about it... I talked to somebody who said he was..

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  154. What, ignorant about how powerful the storm was?

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  155. why blame anybody for it.. I was just stating a fact..

    Not knowing the power of the storm is insignificant to the aftermath.. the fact is children were raped in shelters, and that is fucked up. I couldn't stand hearing those people, especially the Christian conservatives, blame the victims... those kids didn't have the choice to leave or stay..

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  156. What Christian conservatives blamed the victims?

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  157. And who's fault was it that children were raped in shelters? (I remember hearing the chief of police coming out and saying there were rapes, but come to find out he was lying)

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  158. I know people who blamed the victims... I know a lot of Christian conservatives that live here...

    and spurs.. I am not trying to fault or blame anybody, I was just saying that I didn't like hearing those so called Christians blaming the victims instead of.. IDK.. showing them compassion or praying or something..

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  159. Well, I guess you are talking and hanging out with the wrong people.

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