Friday, June 4, 2010

Fun with Swing Sets



CBT got real drunk one night and fucked this heffty black chick. She flys.. I think that's fat drew's son pushing her.

The flag flying in the background gives the scene a nice ambiance.

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  1. Anytime spurz. This video gets funnier everytime I watch it. Classic

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  2. Funny, it does. I really like the slow mo they do.

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  3. The slow mo is the best along with the sound. I just noticed the flag in the background thats awesome. It's like everytime I watch it I notice something different. That bitch has huuuuuuuuuuuuuggggg Gut.

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  4. i bet somewhere in the marshes theres a cowbilly watching this with his overalls around his ankles.

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  5. Yeah, the sound they used was perfect.

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  6. And a waitress wondering where he's at back at the cabin.

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  7. She was planning on landing on her ass? She know's that's her safety net at the end.

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  8. It does appear she just lets go.

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  9. Was that her wig falling off at the end?

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  10. the only thing that would have made this video perfect is if she either shit herself when she landed or threw up.

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  11. 'DG said...
    Was that her wig falling off at the end?

    JUNE 4, 2010 6:33 PM'

    dg, quit stalking me you homo!

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  12. yeah it does. You can tell as soon as she decides to let go.. She's bailing knowing she's not to land on her feet. Regretting the move as soon as she leaves the chair. Poor poor ground. Is that shoe at the end that comes flying up?

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  13. 'SPURS FAN said...
    Nice eye DG. I think it does.

    JUNE 4, 2010 6:34 PM'

    why are you so obsessed with me? are you gay?

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  14. Stalking what? who? I don't get it.

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  15. i like the splat when she hits. like a water soaked sponge hitting a tile floor.

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  16. 'DG said...
    Stalking what? who? I don't get it.

    JUNE 4, 2010 6:37 PM'

    are you obsessed with me? dude, you need help.

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  17. dg, refer to last post to get caught up.

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  18. oh, i forgot....dude.

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  19. Did Lindsanity drop by again or something?

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  20. No DG, it was an exchange AZ Anonymous and CBT had.

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  21. he thinks im obsessed with him. but lindsanity and cbt are pretty much the same.

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  22. he confuses mockery with admiration. or something. dude.

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  23. I get it now. I thought az anon was really onto me stalking him. I knew I was a better spy than that.

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  24. You don't admire cbt? Why not? Next thing you are going to say is you don't believe all of his stories.

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  25. it would be nice to have a stalker. let me give you my address so you can park outside and watch me. but only do it after the sun goes down...the weather is getting warmer. oh wait, you already have my address. nevermind, dude.

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  26. It is supposed to be 108 tomorrow so I will not be doing any stalking tomorrow unless you have a pool.

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  27. of course i believe that he killed a fire breathing dragon with his bare hands! i mean, just because i didnt do it doesnt mean he couldnt have done it.

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  28. well tomorrow will be a waste of stalking time. im not doing anything exciting.

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  29. As long as you are naked again like last time would be more than enough excitement for me.

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  30. Yeah, I was looking at the weather forecasts earlier in the week. Damn, it gets hot there.

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  31. Of course that's not exactly breaking news.

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  32. It's really hot today. I was by the pool earlier and about burned my feet the 3 steps I had to take from my chair to the pool.

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  33. You walk on the hot ground see how you like it. Even my shoes had to be put in the pool before I could put them back on. And my phone! It was to hot to press the buttons to even send a text. I bet I could fry an egg on blacktop today. I've never done that before.

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  34. its not too bad once it gets around 6 or 6:30pm.

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  35. It's only supposed to be 70 next week in California. I'm going to be freezing.

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  36. I've walked on hot ground before DG. You aren't a pioneer.

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  37. You have never been to the desert before so you have only walked on warm ground.

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  38. strange, i havent tried the egg on the sidewalk thing either. i remember when the first time i moved here the high that summer was 122 degrees.

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  39. Hey, on CNBC tonight (it's on here) at 7 is that documentary The Smartest Guys in the Room. About Enron. I've watched it like three times on DVD. It's really bad ass.

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  40. The summer my parents sent me to stay with a friend it was that hot but not since I've lived here. The first thing I learned when I moved here was to never leave change on your seat during the summer.

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  41. I can see where sitting on baking change wouldn't be fun.

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  42. i read somewhere about a woman getting a scar from sitting on hot change.

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  43. hey dg, have you ever gone tubing down the salt river?

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  44. yeah. its alot of fun. just wear sunscreen and youre alright.

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  45. You should really check that documentary on Enron Anonymous. If you have a DVR, you should record it.

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  46. oh that enron shit makes me pissed...just like the bank bailouts.

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  47. It's just amazing the balls they showed when they were doing their books. And most of it was perfectly legal. They just went way overboard. And they were also doing video taped skits (Skilling and others were in them) just mocking the whole process. Some of it is actually pretty funny.

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  48. i was just reading where one of the executives got a 250 million dollar retirement even tho his department lost 1 billion dollars.

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  49. Yeah, they cover that. He's an Asian guy. Loved strippers too. Divorced his wife and married a stripper. He's now the second largest landowner in Colorado.

    That guy was ruthless.

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  50. must be nice. those motherfuckers. but to be honest, if i had the chance to do something like that i would. who wouldnt?

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  51. some of the hedge fund managers made huge amounts of money. huge. with all this money floating around how can we be in a recession?

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  52. did you ever hear about that miner from canada? his name was michael de guzman. i like the way his story ended.

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  53. ok...time to go light up the grill.

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  54. I haven't heard of that guy. I'll have to look him up in a liitle while. And have fun on the grill.

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  55. Yeah, I've been the salt river a few times. And each time was fun but crazy.

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  56. You just made the Salt river seem magical with that last sentence DG.

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  57. The salt river is anything but magical. You have to disinfect yourself once you get home. It has gotten so dirty that they had to somehow empty it at one point.

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  58. They emptied it? Interesting. They drain the river down on the Riverwalk, but that river is more like a creak, so it's no huge accomplishment.

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  59. The water flow isn't so bad most of the time but when I was down there on memorial day weekend a few years ago you get to this slow area and there is just garbage build up all along the shore.

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  60. Garbage makes for good scenery. I'm sure it's nice.

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  61. ... spurs... yeah, I won in Tiger...
    pulled off a win in Madden...
    then got hosed on the on the last Madden game...


    I see on the Dirt.org, that they have a nice post about "spurs fans" and "how spurs fans" need this and that...
    haha

    talk about subtle...


    - chef -

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  62. Madden makes for good competition. And are you referring to that Parker post CHEF?

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  63. ... DG....
    I was there last week...
    The flow was fast and cold
    (El Nino year brought tons of snow and rain up north)

    The day I was there, 2 people died... both in their mid-20's... (not part of our group)

    That day, we had way too many people tied together, and got caught on a tree stump/root sticking out of the water 10 feet out near a corner swell...

    I never got scared or anything, but the undertow was pretty strong, and the ropes scarred my back...

    the garbage was a little too much, but what do you expect when everyone brings marshmallows to throw at floaters...

    ha


    - chef -

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  64. spurs...


    yes, the Tony Longoria post...

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  65. When I went they ran out of tubes and then we found some side road that sold us 3 tubes. Then we had to find where you buy a parking pass. After that we parked at the top with no idea how we would get back to the car. We met a huge group of guys and were tied up to their tubes. About half way down a huge fight started between the guys and another huge group. We jumped out barefoot and then all the tubes kept going. Now my friends and I were barefoot and tubeless. We found some people we let us use their extra tubes but the girls with them got pissed off at that and then we met another group so we stayed with them instead. At the end of the river we found our tubes and shoes. One of the guys paid his friend $20 to drive us back to our car.

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  66. ...
    Dgizzle

    that does sound fun and crazy...

    but a memorable story none the less


    - chef -

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  67. Tony Longoria? Good one CHEF. You won't have much to brag about when the Suns lose Amare.

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  68. http://thedirty.com/2010/06/gaetano-jersey-shore-wannabe/comment-page-1/#comment-1976812

    My comment:

    Big Drew says:
    Your comment is awaiting moderation.

    Who’s a true 30K Millionaire? Better yet, Who’s taller?

    A. Nik Richie.
    B. Ari Golden
    C. Gaetano

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  69. The last time I went to the river we had 6 or 7 big rafts anchored together... I got very drunk and don't remember much except that some girl stuck her tongue down my throat and then later this guy who was with us kept pulling down his pants... at one point this girl was kneeling in front of him and well yeah. I lost one shoe and my shirt and never found them, we picked up some people along the river and they were crazy. One chick who was with us was shooting breast milk at the people who were throwing marshmallows at us. ahhh fun times.

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  70. Some chick was tonguing you Skeets? Now you're getting into something interesting. But don't lie, you were that girl. I hope the guy tipped you well when you were done.

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  71. sounds like elfie knows some really classy people....

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  72. sounds like astrid is uptight.

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  73. I bet Skeets would be fun to hang out with, being she's into freaky shit.

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  74. No Astrid. That just sounds like an average day tubing on the salt river.

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  75. i bet her day was exciting! she went to the crafts store and arranged all the yarn by color and material.

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  76. That's what I have planned for tomorrow Anonymous.

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  77. then she worked her way to the fake flowers and arranged them by species and color.

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  78. i go to the liquor store and arrange all the beer by name then country of origin.

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  79. Are you knitting another xmas sweater for your next mental institution xmas party?

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  80. I'm sure they appreciate have a stock boy who works for free. That's like a form of community service Anonymous.

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  81. Astrid~ I actually didn't know the people we went with, my friend knew one person and the other people were his friends and his friends' friends.

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  82. Now all I have to do to find anon is just go to the most organized liquor store, put everything out of order, and just wait.

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  83. No, can't knit sweaters at the institution DG, they are afraid someone might hang themselves with it.

    I'm knitting one that has your face on it with a bullseye right between your eyes. It's going to look great.

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  84. You ever hang out with them again Skeets?

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  85. well, you know. i do them a favor becus they do me a favor by selling beer.

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  86. True. So it's a win win for everyone.

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  87. i live on the edge. i live by the dewey decimal system.

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  88. I didn't mean you were going to actually knit the sweater at the party but knit it before you go like most people who knit sweaters for themselves.

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  89. You have the makings of a serial killer Anonymous.

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  90. i actually have a sweater with a monkeys face with a bullseye. ironic.

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  91. I have hung out with a couple of them since, not the breast milk girl, tongue girl, kneeling girl or pants boy. I was invited again by the same people a few weeks ago but I declined cause I was just getting over the flu

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  92. Yeah, and I just wrote what sweater I'm going to wear. Wake up DG. Or learn to read.

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  93. Monkey's face, DG's face, it's like the same sweater Anonymous.

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  94. I'm not fun to hang out with Sours, I am quiet and awkward... unless I've been drinking.

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  95. I'd pull you out of your shell Skeets.

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  96. i should find that sweater. take a pic. send it in. profit!

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  97. That comment actually made more sense than you normally do Drew. Nice job.

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  98. yeah elfie, he would pull you out of your shell becus hes used to grabbing turtle heads.

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  99. and drew is probably sober.

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  100. hey yeah, thanks. hahaha.

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  101. But what I meant was kjserga0io[rhksdhf89GY-FU

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  102. drew, is the 'h' silent?

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  103. kk. I have some seriously good dirt

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  104. yeah ok, whats that drew?

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  105. i have a feeling its political shit.

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  106. It's either political or something a 7yr old that hasn't come to terms with his gayness would find funny.

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  107. Funny DG. Drew might be sitting on something huge.

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  108. Or he is going to let us know that OJ was found not guilty.

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  109. Oh....this must be huge if it was sent to email.

    Let me guess. Drew found out that Nik and Ari went to a club last night.

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  110. You all want to see what Drew sent?

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  111. Drink Apple Juice. OJ will kill you.

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  112. Doc Michi Flynn BoydJune 5, 2010 at 12:51 AM

    I am single, no baggage and FREE. If you want to get to know me further let's do that and then see where it goes. I am avaliable to you heart and sould if you want me. I have good teeth, went to college, am zany but sane. Ask me anything.....Your pic makes me feel like....el llike THAT! xoxoxoxHEHE

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  113. He found out Lindsay Lohan is on drugs.

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  114. No, he finally came to the realization New Jersey is a dump.

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  115. i think drew sent spurs spam. spam and more spam.

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  116. Hey Drew, you going to be up for a little while?

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  117. Nothing much, Spurs. Just relaxin'. You?

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  118. he heard a rumor about a war with germany.

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  119. No, he will never realize that because he is convinced he lives in Manhattan.

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  120. No, but he sent and still sends a shit ton of junk mail to a dummy e-mail address I have. Spamed the fuck out of it. I don't even check it anymore.

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  121. Not much EV. Same thing. Relaxing.

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  122. That's right. He thinks he lives in Trump Towers.

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  123. he burrowed an underground cave in central park.

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  124. DG: Remember my Greg????????????

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  125. Drew, in all seriousness, you'd like that documentary on Enron. It's a grifter's paradise.

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  126. well what do you think got him into the lost and stolen cell phone biz?

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  127. Do you remember it Drew? It's been awhile hasn't it since your gut has grown out and over it.

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  128. DG, with a piece this size I can hold my head up high.

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  129. and yell when it goes in your anus?

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  130. He could learn something maybe.

    Have you heard about all these people in Japan that have been killing themselves by jumping off buildings? They all worked for apple. Do you think it's a cover up or they are really killing themselves?

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  131. Good question DG. That's a messed up scenario.

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  132. huh? really dg?

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  133. K, all due respect, the grift takes a toll on your life. It was so easy back in the day

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  134. Yeah, employees have been killing themselves for awhile now. One guy got "committed suicide" a couple of years ago when he lost an Iphone that they were coming out with.

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  135. I understand Drew. But in a way a shitload of people "grift" as well from paycheck to paycheck. At least you are doing your own thing.

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  136. Oops. China not Japan but 11 suicides in a year?


    http://gawker.com/5548195/heres-the-apple+factory-suicide-pledge

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  137. heres a portion of the pledge:

    1. If I encounter problems and difficulties after entering the company, I will ask for help from the "Employee Care Center" [...]
    2. [...]I will not harm myself or others; I agree that, in order for the company to protect me and others, it can send me to a hospital should I exhibit abnormal physical or mental problems.
    3. [...] In the event of non-accidental injuries (including suicide, self mutilation, etc.), I agree that the company has acted properly in accordance with relevant laws and regulations, and will not sue the company[...]

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  138. That's crazy, and ironic they worked for Apple.

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  139. I had to go into the floor safe for the first time in 4 years last week.

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  140. gur by croo weer.

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  141. FYI, not my dorm room apartment, my office. LOL

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  142. You should've stayed. But most would call that safe an apartment laundry room, Drew.

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  143. You have some loot in that safe Drew?

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  144. so does that mean you brought out the skin dress, buffalo bill?

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  145. Drew, you have an office you go to? I'm asking seriously, why don't you just run it out of your place?

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  146. and by safe he means his kaboodles make up kit.

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  147. DG; The the angel opens her eyes. The confusion sets in........

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  148. K, you ready for the true answer to your question?

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  149. I can answer that for you spurs. Drew is not really about "business" but more likely the portrayal of a "business man".

    Fake it, til you make it.

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  150. i bet he has a lovely assortment of clip on ties that he wears with his china town polo shirts.

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  151. HE is do dense when he can't think of anything to say (which happens all too frequently) he quotes song lyrics...

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  152. It's funny when he posts the song lyrics.

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  153. jane says, im done with sergio.

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  154. what if he were to testify at a senate hearing and then all of a sudden he just breaks out with, 'be caught stealing once when i was five.'

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  155. *been
    wouldve been funny without the tardo typo.

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  156. On the subject of Drews... Drew Peterson is about to get FUCKED! All things done in the dark shall come to light...

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  157. All the songs seem to be from "That's what I call hits 1992". I'm sure it's the cassette version, too.

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  158. And she did it just like that! WHen she want's something man she dont wanna pay for itttttt

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  159. First most I am a salesman. I can sell a refrigerator to an Eskimo. No matter what path you choose in life whether it be a doctor, lawyer, small biz-op owner etc, you need to market it properly. The lettering on my front office door says insurance/financial services.

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  160. his songs are from the 8-track called disco inferno.

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  161. You referring to that cop Skeets?

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  162. are you licensed in either area?

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  163. I always thought it was...

    When she wants some dinner and don't wanna pay the rent.

    I guess that really doesn't make sense with the song. The more you know...

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  164. "Insurance/financial services?"

    Good one Drew.

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  165. Listening to Jane's Addiction...... Nice shout out Anon :)

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  166. What's that from DG, Skeets? It's not that shit song from Destiny's Child is it?

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  167. You can sell a fridge to an eskimo but not a free website promo to a one hit wonder.

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  168. Yeah Sours, the one who keeps killing his wives. If he and Joran were as smart as they think they are they would have stopped at 1

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  169. its from 'been caught stealing' by janes addiction.

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  170. Did Petterson get arrested again or what?

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  171. Janes Addiction, Spurs. Been Caught Stealing.

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  172. Oh, I see he's been named a suspect in his latest wife's death. You think?

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  173. Oh, that goes to show you how much I know about Jane's Addiction.

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  174. i think we should round up some of these killers and train them to use weapons, then set them loose in the middle east. do you know how much we can profit from that?

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  175. But thanks DJ Anonymous and DJ DG for clearing that up.

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  176. Drew Peterson was a cop in Francis's hometown.

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  177. That would be a great idea Anonymous.

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  178. "When she wants some dinner and don't wanna pay the rent.

    I guess that really doesn't make sense with the song. The more you know..."

    That would make sense if it was a song about CBT's sugarbabies.

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