Dutchman Joran van der Sloot, who remains the prime suspect in the disappearance of missing teenager Natalee Holloway, on Monday confessed to murdering a Peruvian woman, police confirmed.
According to police, Van der Sloot killed 21-year-old Stephany Tatiana Flores Ramirez because she saw ’something’ about Natalee Holloway on his laptop.
“I did not want to do it,” Van der Sloot said in his confession. “The girl saw private things. She had no right. I approached her and she was scared,” he continued.
“We discussed it and she tried to escape, and I took her neck and hit her.”
Further details were not immediately released.
What should be the over/under number be on the number of years he'll survive in prison? I say less than two years.
Thanks DG.
ReplyDeleteGuess he forgot about the part where he robbed her too.
ReplyDeleteHe robbed her too? I didn't even know anything about any of this before today.
ReplyDeleteYeah, robbed her of 5 grand she won playing poker.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what she saw about Natalee that caused reason for him to kill her... I am also shocked he just confessed and I wonder why. I wonder if he will talk about Natalee now that he is fucked..
ReplyDelete5 grand.. that is not bad.. I wonder how much she lost playing
ReplyDeleteDid she know who he was in advance?
Good question. Maybe he will. And I read tonight where her brother said that they had never heard of him. But they googled him after they found out who might have done something to her and were "shocked."
ReplyDeleteI like how the shamans put a curse on him too...
ReplyDeleteI don't know if she knew Astrid, good question again.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I saw that Astrid. That was cool.
ReplyDeletethese will be his prisons.. does anybody know how bad they are?
ReplyDeleteCastro Castro, Piedras Gordas and Lurigancho
I spent time in all three. They weren't bad.
ReplyDeletehe Peruvian justice system often issues a lighter sentence in cases where the suspect confesses. That may have influenced his alleged confession.
ReplyDeleteVan der Sloot could get up to 35 years in prison. There is no death penalty or life sentence in Peru.
He certainly won't last 35 years.
ReplyDeleteit's probably the highest profile murder in Peruvian history.... I probably rarely have murder in country even...
ReplyDelete*They probably rarely have murder in the country*
ReplyDeleteReally? I didn't know it was rare there.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, no doubt they told him the confession would help.
ReplyDeletehe has really big nostrils. Both of the chicks he killed must've had their beer goggles on, this guy is beat.
ReplyDeleteWell if it isn't kinkyb!tch. Nice of you to make an appearance. How are you doing?
ReplyDeleteI wonder what she saw about Natale Holloway and if it will help that case out? He may as well confess to that crime, he is going to be gang banged and killed in prison anyway.
ReplyDeleteI'm alright Spurs, how about you. My freakin' Nintendo cord broke today, I almost had a stroke. I need to find another one tomorrow AM, like STAT.
ReplyDeleteYep. And hopefully they'll cut him a deal if he says what happened to her too. They'll cut it to 20 thinking, "Fuck, this guy won't make it to five."
ReplyDeleteI'm fine kinkyb!tch, thanks. So I take it you played Nintendo quite a bit today?
ReplyDeleteI saw Wop's car the other day, I took a pic. I need to send it to you so you can post it. It said OZ on it, so he can;t deny it was him.
ReplyDeleteNice kinkyb!tch, thanks. Yeah, send it in.
ReplyDeleteYeah. I painted my the guest bathroom too though, don't think I just sat around all day. I didn't finish, but whatever we can use the other bathroom until then.
ReplyDeleteThis is going to be a long frikkin summer.
Have you played Super Mario Bros on the Wii, Sours? I finally did last week, ohmygosh, I was in heaven. I think I am going to buy the Wii and just that game. I will master it by the time next semester starts and then sell it.
ReplyDeleteLong summer huh? Cool you have a game system now though.
ReplyDeleteNo, I have never played anything on the Wii.
ReplyDeleteWell, you should. Go to Walmart and play the ones they have set up in there. If it is Mario Bros I mean. I know nothing about the other games.
ReplyDeleteSo are you going to become a "gamer" now kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeletevander sloot was into sex trafficking too. Sounds like such a nice guy.
ReplyDelete"In November 2008, De Vries aired undercover footage of Van der Sloot making preparations for the apparent sex trafficking of Thai women in Bangkok. De Vries claimed that Van der Sloot was making $13,000 for every woman sold into prostitution in the Netherlands."
Damn, $13,000? Hey kinkyb!tch, DG, I think we should all hang out soon. I'll make the drinks.
ReplyDeleteThere was also a videotape of him and his friends gang banging some 14 or 15 year-old too.
ReplyDeleteIt's too bad Drew didn't know about this before he was arrested. Wait, maybe Drew did know.
ReplyDeleteDrew's not smart enough to make money off women DG. He's the type who gets scammed.
ReplyDeleteWow, he sure has done alot for being only 22. I don't think CBT could even one up this guy.
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm not saying he was smart enough to get into the business. He would be a customer.
ReplyDeleteWhat? CBT? He's sold 1,000 women in one day. And gang banged some nuns the next day.
ReplyDeleteDrew doesn't have $13 lying around, much less $13,000.
ReplyDeleteIf only he didn't waste his money on gold chains and rented Hummers.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the cigars, khakis and buying Nik Richie gear.
ReplyDeleteHow in the hell did Twilight get best movie over The Hangover. Mtv award shows are always such bullshit.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's been many many years since I've watched even a second of that garbage.
ReplyDeleteNow I've always thought Sandra Bullock was an ok actress but the award she won was for Jesse cheating on her so she should've thanked him.
ReplyDeleteWhat did she win for? That Blind Side? And yeah, she got pity votes. Just like Bret got pity for Celebrity Apprentice.
ReplyDeleteMTV has no credibility whatsoever. That explains it.
ReplyDeleteIt was called the 'generation award'. You know that award was created just because she is in the tabloids all the time right now.
ReplyDeleteNext year Spencer will kill himself and Heidi will get the generation award because we all feel sorry for her.
Yep, that's the best explanation.
ReplyDeleteI'd say if Heidi overdosed or killed herself they'd give Spencer something, but they wouldn't.
ReplyDeleteBut Twilight really sucked. I know there are alot of people who like the movie but everyone loved The Hangover.
ReplyDeleteNo, they won because they have a new movie coming out. The entire award show was all about marketing movies that are coming out this summer.
ReplyDeleteI think the only vampire movie that was any good was Interview with a Vampire.
ReplyDeleteYou might have a point on that one.
ReplyDeleteSo are you going to wait in line for a couple of days so you'll be the first one to see it?
Yes, Interview with a Vampire was great. Lost Boys was pretty good.
ReplyDeleteI didn't really like Lost Boys.
ReplyDeleteI liked it back then.
ReplyDeleteNo. I will be watching it when they decide to put it on tbs.
ReplyDeleteoh, also my own private idaho was a great buddy flick!
ReplyDeleteI still haven't even seen the first one.
ReplyDeleteand mysterious skin....awesome tale about a boy becoming a man.
ReplyDeleteLet The Right One In is really good, too.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, you know what movie you can watch if you really want to laugh and just unwind?
ReplyDeletePhiladelphia.
philly! i cant watch that without dropping my pants.
ReplyDeleteI knew he was trying to buy and sell sex slaves, but i didn't know he did it...
ReplyDeletenever heard about the gang bang until now... How did he get away with it if it was on tape and the girl was underage?
the human centipede is also a good movie about friends working together to overcome their shortfalls.
ReplyDeleteastrid, they just put an over 18 mask on her. duh.
ReplyDeleteGood question Astrid. That was the story going around when the Halloway thing was national news.
ReplyDeleteHis dad was a lawyer or something and always got him out of stuff. But I read he died this past February.
ReplyDeleteso anyway, im thinking about going into business with some guy named bill maverick. he sounds legit. what i have to do is send out postcards and for some reason people send me money. i mean, how much easier can it be?
ReplyDeleteive been 12 for a long time.
Funny Anonymous. Go for it man. It sounds like a huge breadwinner.
ReplyDeleteI bet Nancy Grace will be going on for a few months about Natalie again.
ReplyDeleteAnd there's just no doubt Bill Maverick is his real name. So you know you can trust him.
ReplyDeleteall i have to do is send bill 12 grand. sounds like alot right? but you cant make money if you dont spend money.
ReplyDeleteDamn, she ran that story forever. But Greta had her beat.
ReplyDeleteJust 12 grand? Is he offering a discount now?
ReplyDeleteHe is probably related to McCain in some form..
ReplyDeleteI tried to give him $15,000, he said that wouldn't cut it. I was so pissed.
ReplyDeleteI loved when I first heard that J-O-B shit when I was 20 and someone tried to get me in Amway.
ReplyDeletedo it anon!
ReplyDeleteHippies don't know anything about
ReplyDelete..J-O-Bs and S-O-A-Ps
do it astrid? do it?!?! more like, DONE IT!
ReplyDeleteWell, J-O-B stands for Just Over Broke Astrid. Wake up.
ReplyDeleteyay.. you're gunna be a millionaire
ReplyDeletemillionaires are people who havent tried hard enough. get used to calling me hundredaire anon.
ReplyDeletesome politician said that... I was just remember his great wisdom
ReplyDeletewhere is everyone?
ReplyDeletespin off bitches
ReplyDeleteLurking.
ReplyDeleteI was lurking too.
ReplyDeletespurs, lurking in your own shadows? kinda creepy. thats like watching yourself shower in the mirror.
ReplyDeleteGood one Astrid.
ReplyDeleteor have sex with yourself in the mirror like the guy on American Psycho
ReplyDeleteBale couldn't have played that role better.
ReplyDeletethat was a great movie. bret easton ellis is a really good writer.
ReplyDeletehe was a creep in that movie... my brother was friends with somebody who reminded everybody of him in that movie
ReplyDeletewhy? did he make you have sex with a hooker?
ReplyDeleteYeah Astrid, what's with your disdain for your brother's friend?
ReplyDeleteits not going to lick itself.
ReplyDeletethe guy was creepy... I really think he is going to be a serial killer. He reminds me of Ted Bundy or something.. He was in law school when we met him, and he had a bunch of books about serial killers.
ReplyDeleteHe let my brother borrow some, because he was interested in them. In the personality indicators of a serial killer, he matched them all.. and they were his own books.. lol
He had a bunch of weird sexual fetishes with plastic wrap and suffocation, and he was always reading weird books.. even some guys that worked in a porn shop talked about how he was the American Psycho
But the creepiest thing he did.. He would hang out with hookers like the guy in the movie, and get them high. One of the hookers he got stoned and he had her give his dog oral sex and took some pictures. He showed them to my brother and it really freaked him out.
Sounds harmless, I don't know what you're talking about.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, I agree. The serial killer books are odd, especially if he acted strange.
ReplyDeleteJust saw that last part. I changed my mind. He seems completely normal.
ReplyDeleteWho doesn't like to read about serial killers? That shit is interesting.
ReplyDeleteI think it's interesting too. But you add in the creep part, he's probably a little off.
ReplyDeleteAnd, who doesn't like a change in porn every now and then? Sometimes the mundane needs a little spice. Like I said, harmless.
ReplyDeleteYou have a point there EV. Bestiality is mainstream. Harmless.
ReplyDeletemy brother got high with Psycho and said Psycho scared him, because he was talking about how suffocation is not a good way to murder somebody because the person usually just blacks out but they will recover... and some killers would torture their victims by strangling over and over and allowing them to recover
ReplyDeleteHe said he started to think Psycho wanted to strangle him to prove his point.. but Psycho really wanted to find somebody else to strangle and prove his point
My brother got high with him alone a few times, and said Psycho always scared him
I think after the first time getting high with that guy and hearing his theory I would have made it my last time.
ReplyDeleteI'm getting some more Carlin right now. I already have like six of his HBO specials.
ReplyDeleteMore pirating EV?
ReplyDeleteit wasn't his theory.. it was mostly true.. I read it in one of his magazines. It was Bizarre Magazine. He introduced us to that magazine..
ReplyDeleteHe was a creep but he was a pretty boy... and I should stop talking about him now.. We didn't know anybody else like him.
Hey Anonymous, did you end up grabbing a shitload of games last night?
ReplyDeleteSo, you wanted him, Astrid?
ReplyDeleteMore pirating, Spurs. I'm also getting the audio CD of Dave Attells Skanks For The Memories. The CD is the best cut of that stand up. I've found that CD's usually are better cuts.
I should start calling you Captain Jack EV.
ReplyDeleteYou should. But, I'd put him to shame with my pirating ways.
ReplyDeleteIt seems that way.
ReplyDeletedont they have a death penalty in Peru?
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Q? I'm not sure about the death penalty in Peru.
ReplyDeleteIs it true that a guy on death row in Texas overdosed a day before his execution, was rushed to the hospital to save his life and was then executed?
ReplyDeleteI don't know EV, I haven't heard about that story.
ReplyDeleteI'll see if I can find something.
ReplyDeleteKind of funny, when searching possible headlines, I got flooded with "Texas executes innocent man" stories and the like.
Not surprising.
ReplyDeleteWhich brings me to something else Carlin pointed out. Why the effort to keep these guys alive if they are scheduled to be executed?
ReplyDeleteI don't know if this is the particular story I heard about, but sounds similar.
ReplyDeletehttp://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2010/03/inmate_to_be_executed_tuesday.html
I'm curious what part of the constitution they're upholding by keeping him alive?
I didn't know Ohio has a death penalty.
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm going to bed EV. Later on man.
ReplyDeleteLater. I need to hit the sack as well.
ReplyDeletewhos naked?
ReplyDeleteThey already got Joran on camera awhile back talking about Natalee's death. He said she died with him on the beach, but he didn't kill her He did admit to disposing of her body in the ocean though.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on "Anonymous?"
ReplyDeleteSome news show said the prison the dude will end up in is controlled by the inmates, mostly murderers and Shining Path guerrillas. Attorneys for inmates incarcerated there have to hire bodyguards at the gate.
ReplyDeleteI was reading about that prison today CBT.
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