i was just reading about the tadmor military prison in syria. that place is nuts. in 1980 the guards and hired commandos randomly killed 500 inmates....for the hell of it.
you should see the death row over here. some of these fuckers have been there for over 17 years. i say that we should just walk up and down the row of cells and spray them with a flamethrower.
“What is true is that due to the economy, most of my husband’s real estate ventures failed despite his hard work and effort. As a result, we looked to the Bankruptcy Court for a ‘fresh start.’”
The guy that was on Death Row for 28 years was named Pickens. Google Barry Lee Fairchild. The 'tard confessed to killing Greta Mason? to cover for his brother, who showed his gratitude by tossin' Barry Lee to the wolves.
The victim was an Airman 1st Class at LRAFB, they kidnapped her off East Washington Avenue in North Little Rock. They Both raped her and Robert Fairchild killed her.
Robert Fairchild plead guilty to rape and think he testified, or was supposed to Testify at Barry's trial. If I remember right he was killed in a drug deal gone bad not long after he got out.
Barry wasn't on Death Row all that long. He refused to file any appeals or assist in any of the ones filed on his behalf.
Do you remember me telling you about a guy I work with with cancer? Well, he was taken off chemo today and told he has 2 weeks to live. Can you imagine being told that? I tried for a second to pretend it was me hearing that and it gave me a different perspective on things and what matters. I tried to figure out what I would do for the last two weeks but then I just fell asleep instead.
But that is what really happened. Then I ended up dreaming about everyone I work with getting drunk and my drink tipped over so I was jealous everyone else was drunk and I wasn't.
I work with his wife and mother in law too. I swear my job is cursed. In the past 6 weeks we had one guy who's dad died, then a week later another girl's parents died on the same day, then another guy's grandma died, and now the mother in law of this guy's dad died.
Summer here last year was odd. The temperature rarely got over 90, it rained during the day several times in July (that's rare on the Ozark Plateau), temps in the upper 60s at night.
Funny you ask me that now Spurs. I took some of the office out for happy hour Friday night, and ended up at some sports bar near the old summit. They really need some public transportation there.
When I was Internet Director at North Point, I took my people out once a month, fed 'em, got 'em wasted and then made sure they got home. I'll make no comment tonight about my relationships with any of my assistants.
The other night I was talking about the bank I worked for in NLR. That place hired married couples, HR encouraged employee dating, although they did frown on fucking in the coin vault. This was back in the mid 80s. The philosophy was "Our People Are Family", or some such shit. It just meant I could fuck the part time summer tellers and not catch shit for it.
Because spurs sold a few cars he thinks your stories are true?
I've been to a car lot a few times and people who sell cars are bullshitters. Bullshitters twist a story to make things sound much better than reality. And that is what they are good at. That still doesnt make fiction real.
When I was in Tupelo, our GSM kidnapped one of the salespeople at gunpoint, drove him to the middle of nowhere, stomped on his cell phone and dumped the kid out. Later that afternoon the kid and his daddy, who was a bigshot in the Pontotoc Knights Of The Confedracy, 70 years old and just out of prison for manslaughter, show up at the dealership. My little Vietnamese buddy who was a GM, slicktalked that deal to a nonviolent conclusion. Jaymar's daddy come up there to kill him a nigger that day.
I'd need to see her face, first. Pam's worth more than DG because I'm pretty sure Pam has no boundries in bed. DG would fuss and be difficult if a man wanted to stick it in her ass. I bet she doesn't swallow either.
CBT most midwesterns are Swedish or German decent... but a lot of Polish immigrants are in Chicago.. I tend to think the slavs are an ethnic minority outside of Chitown...
"President Obama's been called a lot of things, but Rep. Charles Rangel's dig at the president might just tread new ground.
The New York Democrat likened Obama to former Vice President Dick Cheney in an interview over the weekend with The New York Daily News. He criticized Obama for staying in the Iraq war and for not leveling with the American people that the desire for oil, in his opinion, was driving the U.S. presence there.
"The lack of an honest explanation (for the war) is consistent with Bush and Cheney," he told the newspaper. ""We are trying to buy our friends there ... stuff like that makes Cheney look good."
Anonymous, I need to find an article I read today for you. The gist is Obama has hugely expanded the use of covert ops and has killed more top Al-Qeida leaders in a year and a half than Bush did in 6 years of war.
Spurs, use of the designation "hooker" clearly implies the exchange of money for pussy. Did you think I was trying to imply the Thai hooker fucked me for free?
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Is that Vandersloot guy in custody, or still floating around wherever he escaped to?
ReplyDeleteNah, he's in custody. I probably should have posted some shit about him, though I'll wait until the fuck is convicted. Which will happen.
ReplyDeletei cant believe this shit! what the fuck are his parents thinking? who lets their kid drink coors light? jesus tits!
ReplyDeleteI don't think that grandfather knew the kid was drinking it. It looks like he's looking at the action on the field.
ReplyDeleteYou know that guy feels like a douche now.
too bad van der sloop didnt fuck up in turkey. that would have been great justice there.
ReplyDeleteOh, I'm sure he's having a hell of a time in Peru.
ReplyDeleteman, van der fag makes me wanna be a contract interrogator.
ReplyDeleteYou know he's getting worked over as we are typing these comments about him.
ReplyDeletei was just reading about the tadmor military prison in syria. that place is nuts. in 1980 the guards and hired commandos randomly killed 500 inmates....for the hell of it.
ReplyDeleteThose commandos need to visit Texas Death Row. Those fucks have been waiting awhile for the needle, it's time to speed up the process.
ReplyDeleteyou should see the death row over here. some of these fuckers have been there for over 17 years. i say that we should just walk up and down the row of cells and spray them with a flamethrower.
ReplyDeleteYeah, same here. Some of these screwballs have been waiting for awhile because of appeals.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand why they have death row. Shouldn't death row be a cemetary?
ReplyDeleteFunny. Good point.
ReplyDeleteewww.. look at the pic of Rush and his new wife kissing, she looks revolted
ReplyDeletehttp://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/kathryn-rogers.jpg
... and she isn't the greatest 33 year old I have seen, but she is way too pretty for him...
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sW65ilskOC8/SK6t4u3RMfI/AAAAAAAAMoY/TCT8luq5C-M/s400/RushLimbaughKathrynRogers.jpg
I can't believe Rush found another woman stupid enough to marry him..
What do you mean? She's rich. There's plenty of gold diggers out there.
ReplyDeleteI guess I am not a gold digger and could never be one then.. Rush is disgusting and he looks evil in the second photo..
ReplyDeleteDoesn't she seriously look revolted by him kissing her though??
Yeah, she doesn't look too thrilled.
ReplyDeleteSo did you have a final today?
yes.. I took my last accounting final.. now I just have an auditing final
ReplyDeletemy last class starts next week.. It's a graduate class, I have no idea what it covers, but it's accounting
How do you think you did on the final?
ReplyDeleteI know I passed it... could have done better.. I did better on the midterm
ReplyDeleteWhen's your auditing final?
ReplyDeletetomorrow night
ReplyDeleteYou have a good grade in that class?
ReplyDeleteThe bankrupt housewife made a statement..
ReplyDelete“What is true is that due to the economy, most of my husband’s real estate ventures failed despite his hard work and effort. As a result, we looked to the Bankruptcy Court for a ‘fresh start.’”
a fresh start.. that's such a bullshit statement..
ReplyDeleteI agree. A fresh start to run up some more debt.
ReplyDeleteshe's just trying put a positive spin on the worst thing that could happen to wannabe rich people..
ReplyDeleteYep.
ReplyDeletecalling it a fresh start makes it sound like she really doesn't care about the situation.. lol
ReplyDeletelike.. oh wells, we will eat cake!
It's still hard for me to believe they ran up that much debt.
ReplyDeleteI used to be in a band
ReplyDeleteyea.. I am listening to music that we listened to and played.. I haven't listened to it in a long time
ReplyDeleteWhat instrument did you play?
ReplyDelete"Astrid said...
ReplyDeleteI used to be in a band"
She played skin flute, third chair.
Funny CBT.
ReplyDeleteI can play guitar and keyboards... I was really good at guitar, but I haven't played in a long time..
ReplyDeleteThat's cool Astrid.
ReplyDeleteRush is evil.
ReplyDeleteI could tolerate Elto John as long as he was just a flamer, but now he's a whore, too.
Texas has the shortest average time between sentencing and execution in the US. Spurs quit your bitchin'.
Sorry Astrid. I'm sure your were second chair.
Still takes too long CBT.
ReplyDeletecbt do you line dance?
ReplyDeleteNo Astrid, I don't. Line dancing is gay.
ReplyDeleteLine dancing is gay CBT, you're right.
ReplyDeleteYou would think if it's obvious someone is guilty of a capital offense, it would take at most 6 months to put them down.
ReplyDeleteYou never did it? For some reason I can see you doing it... So do you dance at all, or are you not a dancer?
ReplyDeleteSpurs are you a good dancer?
For some reason I think Wop or Chef would be good dancers...
I'm a terrible dancer.
ReplyDeleteThe guy that was on Death Row for 28 years was named Pickens. Google Barry Lee Fairchild. The 'tard confessed to killing Greta Mason? to cover for his brother, who showed his gratitude by tossin' Barry Lee to the wolves.
ReplyDeleteThat's messed up.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, I Two Step quite well.
ReplyDeleteThe victim was an Airman 1st Class at LRAFB, they kidnapped her off East Washington Avenue in North Little Rock. They Both raped her and Robert Fairchild killed her.
ReplyDeleteSo what ended up happening to the brother?
ReplyDeleteOh, of course not. There's no corruption in Texas at all.
ReplyDeleteRobert Fairchild plead guilty to rape and think he testified, or was supposed to Testify at Barry's trial. If I remember right he was killed in a drug deal gone bad not long after he got out.
ReplyDeleteBarry wasn't on Death Row all that long. He refused to file any appeals or assist in any of the ones filed on his behalf.
I saw a pic of Barry. He doesn't look all there.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.encyclopediaofarkansas.net/encyclopedia/entry-detail.aspx?entryID=4586
ReplyDeleteI disremembered. Robert was never charged.
ReplyDeleteSo maybe he didn't have anything to do with it.
ReplyDeleteIs anyone "all there" from Arkansas?
ReplyDeleteFunny CBT, you're always trying to figure out a way to rip RQ, and DG always comes up with ways to rip you.
ReplyDeleteBut to answer your question DG, no.
ReplyDeleteTime for a furry snout insult...
ReplyDeleteThat insult must be tough to take, even though it makes no sense.
ReplyDeleteIt is. I cry sometimes over it. But you know what is worse? Whore breath.
ReplyDeleteOh, now whore breath is just tough to read. Just reading it makes shiver with fear. I can't how bad it would be if it was directed toward me.
ReplyDeletePancake ass is another revolting one.
DG legs are to nice (if that picture's really her) to have fur on her snout. I'm reserving that one for Bitchhog.
ReplyDeleteWow, came in on 69 comments. Must be my lucky night.
ReplyDeleteDo you remember me telling you about a guy I work with with cancer? Well, he was taken off chemo today and told he has 2 weeks to live. Can you imagine being told that? I tried for a second to pretend it was me hearing that and it gave me a different perspective on things and what matters. I tried to figure out what I would do for the last two weeks but then I just fell asleep instead.
ReplyDeleteAs I was reading along with your story there I thought it would end with some deep meaning, but it fizzled out bad at the end there.
ReplyDeleteThat was funny though.
DG reminds me of all the other midwestern chicks, light haired, strongs legs, good peasant stock.
ReplyDeleteYeah, you are onto me cbt. I have a whole bunch of pictures of another girl and submit them here.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, that sucks for that guy (needless to say). I feel sympathy when I read or hear stuff like that.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up 2dirty4u?
ReplyDeleteThe two weeks to live thing would truly suck. Death should come unexpectedly, not on a timetable.
ReplyDeleteBut that is what really happened. Then I ended up dreaming about everyone I work with getting drunk and my drink tipped over so I was jealous everyone else was drunk and I wasn't.
ReplyDeleteYeah CBT, that would be tough.
ReplyDeleteNot much Spurs, just got back in town.
ReplyDeleteDG, I'm too mellow right now to want to insult anyone except RQ.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteIt's almost as if you are some type of reincarnated yogi from long ago. Just full of deep thoughts.
Where were you 2dirty4u?
ReplyDeleteI work with his wife and mother in law too. I swear my job is cursed. In the past 6 weeks we had one guy who's dad died, then a week later another girl's parents died on the same day, then another guy's grandma died, and now the mother in law of this guy's dad died.
ReplyDeleteI think it's probably you being there DG.
ReplyDeleteWent to Houston Friday, had a couple of meetings I had to do. Damn it was humid. Summer is among us.
ReplyDeleteI want to die like my great uncle did, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming in terror like the passengers in the car with him did.
ReplyDeleteYes it is 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteNice story CBT.
ReplyDeleteIt was 84 here today, rained hard a couple of times, nice breeze most of the day.
ReplyDeleteWhat is good peasant stock? I don't speak redneck.
ReplyDelete84? Nice.
ReplyDeleteSummer here last year was odd. The temperature rarely got over 90, it rained during the day several times in July (that's rare on the Ozark Plateau), temps in the upper 60s at night.
ReplyDelete2dirty4u:
ReplyDeleteDo you ever go out in Houston?
Funny you ask me that now Spurs. I took some of the office out for happy hour Friday night, and ended up at some sports bar near the old summit. They really need some public transportation there.
ReplyDeleteSo in other words you'd be a good slave DG.
ReplyDeleteLil Wayne is ugly. Like really ugly. I swear he wears horse dentures.
ReplyDeleteThe dumbest thing you can do is take your staff out to drink!! Lesson learned. :)
ReplyDeleteYeah, they do 2dirty4u. Bad. You're an insurance or is it real estate broker? I forgot.
ReplyDeleteWhat made you think of Lil Wayne DG?
ReplyDeleteNot slave, Spurs, maybe a mail order bride in the last century or a chicken farmer's wife.
ReplyDeleteI take it you all got smashed?
ReplyDeleteChicken farmer's wife? Good one CBT.
ReplyDeleteHe is on VH1 right now.
ReplyDeleteIs he still in prison?
ReplyDelete2dirty, the car biz is the exception to the take the staff out rule. Everyone pretty much expects everyone else to get shitfaced and misbehave.
ReplyDeleteInsurance Spurs, and yes we did, didn't get home till 4.
ReplyDeleteI don't know. They are only to the part where he shot someone in 94.
ReplyDelete"Heerree chick-chick-chick..."
ReplyDeleteThat's right, insurance. Your company all aspects. Home, health, auto, etc?
ReplyDeleteAnd home at 4? Did you all hit up a strip joint?
Yeah CBT, but I screwed around with an employee, so now I have to deal with that shit. Should be intersting. Think I need to find another vice.
ReplyDelete*do* all aspects?
ReplyDeleteI didn't know he shot someone. Shouldn't be surprising.
ReplyDeleteActually he shot himself. I'm not paying attention that well.
ReplyDeleteNo Spurs, but I wish I had done that instead. Wouldn't feel so bad. LOL
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the employee 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeletehaha....never dip your pen in the company ink 2d4u!
ReplyDeleteI fucked up. Big time.
ReplyDeleteThe employee is in the Houston office? Or S.A.?
ReplyDeleteWas she at least hot?
ReplyDeleteWhen I was Internet Director at North Point, I took my people out once a month, fed 'em, got 'em wasted and then made sure they got home. I'll make no comment tonight about my relationships with any of my assistants.
ReplyDeleteYeah, you need to come up with with some stories first CBT.
ReplyDeleteShe is in the Houston office. And she is attractive DG, but that is besides the point. LOL
ReplyDeleteAt least she is there, not in S.A. That's one way of looking at it.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, there's only a story and a half on that subject.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least she looks good. Can you imagine facing everybody if she looked like that old lady in that video spurs posted earlier?
ReplyDeleteShe text me earlier and wanted to come visit next weekend. This is not going to turn out pretty.
ReplyDeleteCBT,
ReplyDeleteI think you have more fiction in your life than Walt Disney ever did.
Tell her that you just started dating someone.
ReplyDeleteYou really aren't too keen on Helen Thomas are you DG?
ReplyDeleteHave fun with that 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteThe other night I was talking about the bank I worked for in NLR. That place hired married couples, HR encouraged employee dating, although they did frown on fucking in the coin vault. This was back in the mid 80s. The philosophy was "Our People Are Family", or some such shit. It just meant I could fuck the part time summer tellers and not catch shit for it.
ReplyDeleteDisney Bear would be a good name.
ReplyDeleteWhat did you do at the bank CBT?
ReplyDeleteI bet Helen Thomas is the real "Flo" we all hear about.
ReplyDeleteI don't believe in doing that stuff with employees. Never turns out good. But when it's not you it's funny as hell.
ReplyDeleteI'd say about 10 years younger DG.
ReplyDeleteFunny 2dirty4u, you're right.
ReplyDeleteI've made that mistake a few times. Never again.
ReplyDeleteBesides, my childhood sweetheart renews that Goddamn restraining order every 2 years, just like clockwork.
ReplyDeleteBut one day we can all look back at the stupid shit we do and laugh about it over drinks, which will make this funny for me one day!!
ReplyDeleteSo, what are these legs CBT was talking about DG? =)
ReplyDeleteHopefully she'll be laughing right along with you 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I did everything from roll pennies to open new accounts. See why I went to sellin' cars?
ReplyDeleteDG, you know you find Wayne stunningly attractive. His tear drops set you in, didn't they?
ReplyDeleteYou can see her legs in one pic.
ReplyDeleteI can understand that CBT.
ReplyDeleteDG, Spurs may give me shit, but he knows my stories are true because he spent enough time in the car biz to have known guys like me.
ReplyDeleteI feel a love connection being made here.
ReplyDeleteThere is one. DG's falling for CBT.
ReplyDeleteSpurs! EEEEEWWWWWWWW!
ReplyDeleteBecause spurs sold a few cars he thinks your stories are true?
ReplyDeleteI've been to a car lot a few times and people who sell cars are bullshitters. Bullshitters twist a story to make things sound much better than reality. And that is what they are good at. That still doesnt make fiction real.
Yeah, like you wouldn't take her in a heartbeat. And I'd say she's worth about a $100 more than Pam. So that's $1100 CBT.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was in Tupelo, our GSM kidnapped one of the salespeople at gunpoint, drove him to the middle of nowhere, stomped on his cell phone and dumped the kid out. Later that afternoon the kid and his daddy, who was a bigshot in the Pontotoc Knights Of The Confedracy, 70 years old and just out of prison for manslaughter, show up at the dealership. My little Vietnamese buddy who was a GM, slicktalked that deal to a nonviolent conclusion. Jaymar's daddy come up there to kill him a nigger that day.
ReplyDeleteThis story is true.
Jaymar sounds like a black name. And that last line you used about Jaymar's daddy couldn't sound more hillbilly if you tried.
ReplyDeleteI'd need to see her face, first. Pam's worth more than DG because I'm pretty sure Pam has no boundries in bed. DG would fuss and be difficult if a man wanted to stick it in her ass. I bet she doesn't swallow either.
ReplyDeleteYou haven't seen her face CBT?
ReplyDeleteI've seen one pic she sent in where she looks like Britney Spears.
ReplyDeleteDG has a Bumpit.
ReplyDeleteDamn.
ReplyDeleteDid you look at the pic 2dirty4u?
ReplyDeleteShe said she didn't wear a bumpit in that pic she took 9 years ago.
ReplyDeleteWhat a horrible place to be then.
ReplyDeleteWhich pic? I was referring to CBT's comment.
ReplyDeleteOh, you were referring to CBT's comment.
ReplyDeleteYou have a sexy pic she sent in? I gotta see this.
ReplyDeleteI don't need a bumpit. I already know how to do my hair like that the real way.
ReplyDeleteWell, you can see her legs. Back when she was 20. It's under her the dirtygirl label.
ReplyDelete2dirty, DG has great legs. Not good enough to overcome the hair in her buttcrack, but really nice.
ReplyDeletethat girl wants to visit you 2dirty... it sounds like she really likes you, or maybe she thinks she is preggers and you need to talk... lol
ReplyDeleteActually DG, you do have nice legs. Not sure how I missed that pic before now. :)
ReplyDeleteThis pic is from St. Pattys Day this year which is why I'm wearing a tiara.
ReplyDeleteCBT most midwesterns are Swedish or German decent... but a lot of Polish immigrants are in Chicago.. I tend to think the slavs are an ethnic minority outside of Chitown...
ReplyDeleteThere you go CBT, you can see her face.
ReplyDeleteThis picture will self destruct shortly.
ReplyDeleteI don't see any hair on DG's "snout" .. she is pretty
ReplyDeleteI didn't think you'd leave it up long DG.
ReplyDeleteYou aren't looking close enough Astrid.
ReplyDeleteShe is very attractive. To bad she doesn't work for me, I'd be all over it. LOL
ReplyDeleteDG, you're a pretty bitch in spite of having Jim Carey's jawline. The tiara is cute, you should make it part of you7r daily attire.
ReplyDeleteNow you're thinking 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, 2dirty4u has his own chemistry.com.
ReplyDeleteThanks 2d. But I'm sick of working. How about you just pay the bills and I will mentally and physically take care of you.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm, there's a thought.
ReplyDelete2dirty... are kind of known for make bad decisions when it comes to women?
ReplyDeleteWell, now that I have DG's pic saved as my wallpaper, I guess I can turn in now. :)
ReplyDeleteNo Astrid, I apparently make the wrong decisions when I take staff out for happy hour on Fridays.
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing wrong with my jawline. I would rather have a jaw than an extended neck like Drew.
ReplyDeleteDG, are you related to Drew Carey, I mean Jim Carey?
ReplyDeleteWhy? Drew kind hide food in there and just eat when he's hungry. Like a squirrel.
ReplyDeleteYou need to take a pic of your dog wearing those shirts DG.
ReplyDelete"President Obama's been called a lot of things, but Rep. Charles Rangel's dig at the president might just tread new ground.
ReplyDeleteThe New York Democrat likened Obama to former Vice President Dick Cheney in an interview over the weekend with The New York Daily News. He criticized Obama for staying in the Iraq war and for not leveling with the American people that the desire for oil, in his opinion, was driving the U.S. presence there.
"The lack of an honest explanation (for the war) is consistent with Bush and Cheney," he told the newspaper. ""We are trying to buy our friends there ... stuff like that makes Cheney look good."
"Astrid said...
ReplyDelete2dirty... are kind of known for make bad decisions when it comes to women?"
I like it when Astrid's English falters. The way she said that reminds me of a Thai hooker I once knew.
Damn, Rangel said that? I didn't see that today as I was searching news sites.
ReplyDeleteYou mean you once paid CBT.
ReplyDeleteThe dog is doing the move in this pic when I tell him to do his yoga.
ReplyDeleteThat's cool.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, I need to find an article I read today for you. The gist is Obama has hugely expanded the use of covert ops and has killed more top Al-Qeida leaders in a year and a half than Bush did in 6 years of war.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, use of the designation "hooker" clearly implies the exchange of money for pussy. Did you think I was trying to imply the Thai hooker fucked me for free?
ReplyDeleteWell, you wrote knew, as if you were friends with her. Might have well just wrote banged. Or smashed.
ReplyDeleteRangel needs to be dropped off on a back road in north Mississippi at 9pm on aq moonless night.
ReplyDeleteAhem, as part of our land that we've always owned. Fuck those libs and their revisionist history.
ReplyDeleteThat guy is a bit of an asshole loser. But I'm surprised he insulted Obama.
ReplyDeleteGood stuff Eazy V. for once we agree :)
ReplyDelete