Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Balloon Boy's Dad Richard Heene still denies it was all a hoax
I thought we were all down with this joker, but he's still just as nutty as ever. I like how homeboy comes in at the end and pawns him.
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this is going to sound weird
ReplyDeletebut I read it at first I saw
" anal sex "
umm
ghahahaha
I always wanted a giant light Bright like larry king has.
ReplyDeleteSomething is on your mind Pam.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny DG. That would be nice to have one.
ReplyDeleteI posted my friend matt on the dirty when I was mad at him a week and a half ago and it never posted Spurs, and we made up.. then I went on the site today, and it was on the front page, oh my gosh. I look like a bad person. haha
ReplyDeleteI would make giant bright dirty pictures all day. It would be hot.
ReplyDeleteThat sucks Pam.
ReplyDeletehe said its okay. he always wanted to be on the dirty haha. and he made the front page so I guess it was okay, but it was evil because I had a screen shot of a text about him having sex with a girl then him saying he was going to off himself because of her.. haha
ReplyDeleteI'll go look at that post.
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeleteNik posted me under seattle yesterday and actually said something really nice if you saw that, that was nice of him I think he gets I really changed ? Or hes just reeally bored of me!
ReplyDeleteYeah Pam, I saw the link you posted twice about him finding new Seattle celebs.
ReplyDeleteI didn't mean to post it twice I was trying to post my youstream haha
ReplyDeleteI know.
ReplyDeleteokay fuck off to the gym
ReplyDeletethis is going to hurt
be back =)
pam! I have a question for Marvy.
ReplyDeleteit is under your vid.
please tell him to advise, kb really needs to know these things.
please and thanks
Oh the anal sex?
ReplyDeleteI am mad at him right now
he called me fat
Why did he do that?
ReplyDeletethat bastard. gay guys love to use that insult.
ReplyDeleteyou are not fat, pam.
tell him to go felch his grandpa again and eff off.
I don't know it was on new years eve and hes like " your ass is getting big " and then he found a spot of cellulite on my leg - everyone has like one dimple. So now I am slaving away at the gym, I know I am actually little but Its getting to me.. oh well.
ReplyDelete=(
haha...felch his grandpa. That is disgusting.
ReplyDeletepam, he is jealous that his ass is flat from getting smashed so often. it is not your fault that happened to him, he couldve rotated positions to avoid that.
ReplyDeletefuck marvin.
Smashed has become a popular term.
ReplyDeletec-c-c-combo breaker!
ReplyDeletehttp://ccccombobreaker.ytmnd.com/
Kasey loves Balloon Boy's Farts, just sayin........
ReplyDeleteSo hilarious Kewl. So hilarious.
ReplyDeleteDid you figure out how to mainline booze? Only exclamation for that line you wrote Alec.
What's up with that anonymous?
ReplyDeletecombobreaker for pam.
ReplyDeleteKewl.
ReplyDeleteJust as I got done with everything over here and decide to sit down my ambien kicks in. I have missed this weird dreamy feeling.
ReplyDeleteCalling Spurs 5
ReplyDeleteWhy do I miss this feeling? Because I like weird dreams and feeling awake during the day. Perfect combination!
ReplyDeleteYeah, you need to send some of those pills DG.
ReplyDeletesend *me* some of those pills.
ReplyDeleteIt will cost you, Spurs. These pills mean a lot to me. They are just as important to me as to Drew's viagra when he buys a hooker.
ReplyDeleteI think your sentence was fine without the correction. I was well aware that you were referring to yourself.
ReplyDeleteI almost forgot to pay may credit card bill. I'm glad I stayed awake to remember!
ReplyDeleteI don't need pills but I do get high on Big Drew's Monster Greg ;) ;) ;) !!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYeah, it will cost me double the price of the pills.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, I guess the correction wasn't necessary.
There she is! I was wondering what happened to Pam Anderson. I mean other than Hepatitis.
ReplyDeleteDamn, Why is Drew here? He is ruining my music I am playing.
ReplyDeleteWhat music is that?
ReplyDeleteKings of Leon of course!
ReplyDeleteinterior crocodile alligator
ReplyDeleteI want to give a dirty massage to a man of my choosing while this song is on.
ReplyDeleteHey Spursy, how can I post my new YouPorn video on your site?
ReplyDeleteShe's probably still listening to that anonymous. The Kings of Leon is just a front.
ReplyDeleteYou can post on on pamelapucker.com if you'd like Pam. I don't think Google likes porn posted on their sites though.
ReplyDeleteThere is no such thing as new youporn from pam anderson.
ReplyDeletethat song is gonna be an internet hit.
ReplyDeleteI agree. That alligator song is great.
ReplyDeleteOMG! Like who are you Dirtygirl? You wisssssh you were hot like me!
ReplyDeleteZOMG! its Spam Sanderson!
ReplyDeletePam Anderson makes me laugh sometimes.
ReplyDeleteOh how I wisssssh for you Drew to find something to smash that you don't have to pay for.
ReplyDeleteLOOK AT MY MONSTER SACK DG!
ReplyDeleteI don't think he's paying that one girl.
ReplyDeleteYou still seeing her Drew?
Why do all of Drew's female impersonations sound like such airheads? Who would say 'like' all the time?
ReplyDeleteI don't want to look at that prune sack of yours Drew.
ReplyDeleteYou would think at 67 yrs old you would figure out that it's not the size but what you do with it. No wonder you are single and have to pay for it.
Good question DG. Who would say LIKE all the time? I guess an airhead, you are right.
ReplyDeleteFunny u say that Spurs. She hit me up on Facebook a couple of hours ago
ReplyDeleteThanks for the repeat. Do you think you got me on that one? I was making fun of myself there, genius.
ReplyDeleteI thought you two were dating Drew? You communicate through Facebook?
ReplyDeleteI know you were DG. Duh. I thought it was kewl.
ReplyDeletePoor girl. That is desperation at it's finest.
ReplyDeleteDG, Rock Jaw: I am a handsome mofo with a little bit of cash and some nice toys. most of my free time is spent with my son but when free I smash clueless broads like yourself solely for my personal enjoyment.
ReplyDeleteDrew,
ReplyDeleteI'm going to help you out as a xmas present. Try plentyoffish.com. It is completely free. So you can harass women all day at no charge and give Afternoon Delight a break for once.
"but when free I smash clueless broads like yourself solely for my personal enjoyment."
ReplyDeleteThat was pretty good Drew.
You must hide your handsome pics because I have yet to see them, sock puppet. I agree with you on the LITTLE bit of cash. And your toys consist of the 1995 motorola flip phone and probably a penis pump to hide your prune sack. The broads you smash however are not clueless. They at least ask you for the cash up front.
ReplyDeleteThat was a good one.
ReplyDeleteTell me Drew, how can you tell the where your neck ends and your face begins? It's like a giant sloppy combo of sorts.
ReplyDeleteDirtyFatGirl:
ReplyDeleteI laugh cause you are so miss-informed
Miss-informed about what? I saw your pictures and you have a nonexistent neck and a bony butt chin that sticks out of it, moobs, beer belly, and a 1955 haircut.
ReplyDeleteWhat did I miss?
Drew,
ReplyDeleteYou do realize back when I was nice to you, you called me hot all the time. However, never once did I say 'you too!'.
I'm going to sleep. I'm hoping to dream about winning the lottery tonight. I would like to go shopping and on a world cruise.
ReplyDeleteExcuse me Ho-breath! I'm amazed at your selective memory. Let me jar your fat brain. Some time ago we where in agreement that my huge greg was absolutely handsome! Remember the pic I sent to you that you told me that you drooled over.
ReplyDeleteYou "drooled" DG?
ReplyDeleteIf you can, remember those winning lottery numbers from your dream tonight.
No problem DG, go to sleep dreaming of winning the lottery and wake up the same broke F8ck that you will always be. On a personal note, I like you and if you need a hand out I am here for you ;)
ReplyDeleteThat's awfully nice of you Drew. I like how you put the smiley face at the end.
ReplyDeleteYou have to admit though, her 1955 haircut insult was pretty funny.
Its all good. Take care, gell your hair Spurs.
ReplyDeleteI think Drew may have Dementia and it is getting worse over time. But he is right about one thing. My brain is fat. Fat with knowledge.
ReplyDeleteAnd why would I drool? That's not how it works. You have no idea how women work, do you drew?
I sleep on a mattress fit for the princess I am.
ReplyDeleteAnd I don't want your hand out Drew. When you give money to them they have to have sex with that shriveled up little penis of yours.
ReplyDeleteI think I'm going to throw up after typing that.
Dirtygirl is Lady Elaine from Mr Rogers neighborhood.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, were you a fan of Mr. Rogers?
ReplyDeleteLater on Drew. Take care as well.
ReplyDeletehttp://blog.rifftrax.com/wp-content/photos/LadyElaine.jpg
ReplyDeleteYeah, I saw her. Mr. Rogers was peaceful. So was that Happy Painter guy.
ReplyDeleteI forgot what she looked like. Funny. They really did make her nose and cheeks awfully red.
ReplyDeleteit's from all the blow.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. That King was probably the dope man.
ReplyDeletesup
ReplyDeleteWhat's up?
ReplyDeleteeating chips I am soo sunburnt haha you ?
ReplyDeleteAbout to fall asleep. I'm tired.
ReplyDeleteGnite feel better
ReplyDeleteGoodnight.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, some crazy things going on St. Louis today man.
ReplyDeleteI saw the deal about the shootings at the transformer plant. What else has happened?
ReplyDelete2 confirmed dead, gunman still on the loose. Suspects name is Timothy Hendon.
ReplyDeletegive him my card
ReplyDeleteIf he makes it out alive Wop, I'll see if I can get on the visitor's list to let him know about you.
ReplyDeleteThanks bud.. thats at least a 500,000 retainer
ReplyDelete"WTD said...
ReplyDeletegive him my card"
Shit like that is why I like this dude.
I'm so glad I went to bed early last night.
ReplyDeleteTalks of Drew's ball sack would've made me hurl and have nightmares.
hahaa thanks CBT!
ReplyDeleteBut its no: "Better trained people than you have tried to kill me and im here and they arent"
Sorry Wop, but he apparently killed himself. Hey KB!
ReplyDeleteDamn! I was hoping Wop would get him as a client. He could've bought me a lot of baby shower gifts with the $500k!
ReplyDeleteHi Love! I've missed you. How are you today?
What's up Francis, CBT, and kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeletedid you get my Valentine poem I sent you, dear?
ReplyDeleteYes, I did KB. It was very well written but I was hoping for a haiku
ReplyDeleteHaiku's are shorter, sweets. I don't know if I can pull that off. But as I mentioned, anything for you. I will try again later.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I'm good, how 'bout you? I am cold again, though. I could never last in the midwest, have you seen their weather? My nipples get hard just seeing it on TV
ReplyDeleteFrancis! All you have to say to the mother of your gestating fetus is "hey Kb"? ;)
ReplyDeleteMorning all!
Good morning Elfie!!
ReplyDeleteI bought some Palmer's Cocoa Butter last night for me, you, and Deeg. I will rub it on her belly and she will do mine at the same time (ahem, Spurs, what word goes in these parenthesis?) while you watch.
Thoughtfulness. It's my new thing.
no damn fetus talk today, I CALL!
ReplyDeleteWop, you did get ripped off on Elfie's conception. I'm sorry. But please don't let it send you into a depression, I need those shower presents. I think being a godfather means you have to buy me an extra one.
ReplyDeleteCBT had an anuerysm when I talked of sex yesterday, so I can't talk about that. If not Francis Jr, wtf else can I talk about??
KB~ I tried your hand method on Giacomo last night because usually he is an all nighter and I was hoping to be able to sit comfortably today... It worked but I don't think I'll try that again though he only lasted 30 seconds.
ReplyDeleteKB you and DG are going to have to rub that cocoa butter other places if you want me to be interested enough to watch... just sayin.
ReplyDeleteHe is an allnighter? Why havent you told me this sooner?!
ReplyDeleteGiacomo-call me! Francis is at work right now..
Elfie said...
ReplyDeleteKB you and DG are going to have to rub that cocoa butter other places if you want me to be interested enough to watch... just sayin.
Please leave detailed instructions where in your next reply.
Elfie has a thing for watching 2 pregnant chicks rub cocoa butter all over each other?
ReplyDelete"usually he is an all nighter and I was hoping to be able to sit comfortably today..."
ReplyDeleteIf only you knew how true that statement was
Really Wop? If that is true, maybe we can swap Francis out for you in the KB/DG 3some sometimes. As long as Elfie doesn't mind.
ReplyDeleteI'm doing good kinkyb!tch, thanks.
ReplyDelete**Francis, please close your eyes and scroll past the rest of this post. Please and thanks.**
ReplyDeleteI am with you there, Deeg. How does my five finger special with DG on top (and Elf behind the camera) sound for Saturday?
DG~ Yes, but it will be more for the freak show aspect of it. I will watch out of sheer curiosity and disgust.
ReplyDeleteGiacomo~ Ohhhhhhh I know.
DG~ I don't mind, I encourage it! I can only take one all nighter every week or so, I will need help keeping Wop satisfied.
I bet if we submitted that video to youporn that would totally jumpstart all of our careers.
ReplyDeleteElfie: "Giacomo~ Ohhhhhhh I know"
ReplyDeletehaha how?
DG: yes, guilty as charged...
Wop~ Last night don't you remember, or did you SLEEPWALK INTO MY BED?!
ReplyDeleteWop, do you sleepwalk because you take Ambien? I have read somewhere that you can have crazy amazing sex on Ambien. Deeg has some. I am thinking this is going to work out, almost like fate.
ReplyDeleteWhat are your thoughts on this, Wop?
'no damn fetus talk today, I CALL!'
ReplyDeletefucking amen to that, brother. im so sick of hearing about her fucking kid that she doesnt even have from a husband that she doesnt even have. a 40 something living in a fantasy world. and they say lindsay is crazy?!?!?!
I think we would need to mix the ambien with some wine for the ultimate effect or we can all just take ecstasy instead.
ReplyDeleteElfie: Somebody musta tricked you, sorry! LOL I KNOW I would remember being with you last night.
ReplyDeleteKB: Actually Im quite the opposite, no enhancers Im good, if I start taking pills no telling what will happen! lol
Yes Anon, everything you read on the internet is true. I'm sure these are all real fantasies.
ReplyDeleteoh sweet geezus, anon.
ReplyDeleteWhat should I talk about on a site based on satire? My morning exercise routine? Leave detailed instructions on how to make the perfect cup of coffee? Tell you what errands I have planned for the rest of the day? There are plenty of narcissistic mom blogs floating around the internet, go find one so your black little heart will flood with joy and you will come back a satisfied person. Please and thanks.
Anon,
ReplyDeleteWhat would you like to talk about? Politics, church, the stock market?
*yawn*
and we are all real people.
ReplyDeleteand we all portray ourselves as exactly as we are in real life...
I agree KB~ anon can FUCK OFF (that's what my bloke says in place of the very american "whatever")
ReplyDeleteMy name in real life really is Dirtygirl. I will submit my birth certificate.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteDid you see where Artie Lange tried to kill himself over the weekend? He stabbed himself like 6 or 9 times. You could have actually had a real death to announce.
Speaking of which, how can you stab yourself that many times and not succeed in killing yourself?
artie lang is funny. but norm mcdonald is funnier. as far as stabbing yourself 6-9 times and not dying, i say we should have one of these dumb broads on here try it...see if they can do better. make themselves 'an hero'.
ReplyDeleteNorm McDonald is funnier. That guy was so funny on Weekend Update.
ReplyDeleteAnd any talk show he does is hilarious.
when he did his burt reynolds that was funny. funnier than a whorehouse on fire. damn that norm mcdonald. i heard his roast on bob saget was great. i hate bob saget tho. i wish he would go swimming in a pool of molten glass.
ReplyDeleteYeah, his Burt Reynolds was great. The Jeopardy skits were just great.
ReplyDeleteMy real name is Elfeara but I got by Elfie for short.
ReplyDeleteHis roast on Bob Saget was actually horrible. Its a shame too, caus ehe was oneof the roasters I was most looking forward to. Him and Jimmy Norton.
ReplyDeleteNo, your real name is Streets.
ReplyDeletenobody cares elfie. nobody cares if your real name is ace rimmer. or is that your real internet name?
ReplyDeleteElfeara Streets.... Ms. Streets if you're nasty.
ReplyDeletezzzzzz.....wake me up when you are funny. till then im trolling on b.
ReplyDeleteYou should call him Mr. Python the next time Streets.
ReplyDeleteAnon, I don't see you adding any witty commentary. You should try trollin Dooce.com, I think that is more your speed.
ReplyDeleteSpurs~ Maybe I will try that should I have a momentary lapse in judgement again... I don't know though the thought of it kind makes me feel pukey.
Well that's not good.
ReplyDeleteHey Ms. Streets
ReplyDeleteoh wow...elfie came back for a win....jk. lame. as usual. and me talking about 'e-babies' and 'e-weddings' is not funny. its lame.
ReplyDeletespurs: what happened to your gay Tila Tequila post ???
ReplyDeleteanon will you have my e-baby?
ReplyDeleteI took it down Wopness. I was looking for something to post, but I didn't think it was all that good after I posted it.
ReplyDeleteThough I was being serious. You should check out that movie Bully.
I take it you didn't think much of it by calling it "gay."
ReplyDeletegay as in happy gay, not gay as in cbt brokecock mountain gay.
ReplyDeleteYou are right anonymous, I think that's what he meant.
ReplyDeleteI wasn't trying to come back for a win Anon, I was attempting to assist you.
ReplyDeleteYes Mr. Wopness? Oh my Mr. Wopness.
I've never seen the movie Bully. I'm sure I would like it. The title is pulling me in.
ReplyDeleteArtie stabbed himself? I heard about him going to the hospital but didn't know the rest of the story. I figured it was just another prescription overdose like everyone is doing nowadays.
You should really check the movie out DG. It's based on a true story.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, Artie stabbed himself.
It's ok Elfie. I enjoy your commentary and wittiness.
ReplyDeleteMs. Streets, Karate Kid was just looking for a compliment back.
ReplyDeleteDon't take the bait.
I don't need a compliment back. I already compliment myself enough daily.
ReplyDeleteElfie witty? You know at the fair, where you hit the sludge hammer to the rubber mound and have to make that thing rise and ring a bell? Well, that describes Elfie's comments, giving it all she's got but never even making it half way.
ReplyDeleteYou're either born with it or you're not. You can buy an education, but in terms of sheer wit, you're just out of luck.
I compliment myself too...that way when others put me down, it cancels itself out.
ReplyDeleteKarate Kid, that is true. You do compliment yourself enough.
ReplyDeletei cant wait for the day i get to read that justin timberlake was murdered. i was that could be today.
ReplyDeletereally, DG, i cannot for one moment think that you find Elfie witty. I can only believe that compliment was meant to spur her on into making a further non-funny ass of herself. Great work, DG...so underhanded and diabolical.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, I take it you aren't a fan of Timberlake?
ReplyDeleteAnd as far as Elfie is concerned, I for one enjoy her comments. I think she's entertaining.
why is DG karate kid today?
ReplyDeletewell, of course she is entertaining. It's like going to nascar and waiting for a crash.
ReplyDeleteanon #2, e-babies and e-weddings are fun to talk about....if youre fucking 12. at least if you are going to live in a fantasy world go play SIMS or W.O.W. example; cbt thinks he gets pussy. he lies so much he believes himself.
ReplyDeletei post under anon because I'm too lazy to put my google account in.
ReplyDeletei never talk about fucking e-anything
ReplyDeleteI think there are two different anonymous's here.
ReplyDeleteAs far as DG being Karate Kid? She's written before and wrote yesterday that she's taken some form of martial arts (I forget which one) training. So she thinks she's a bad ass or something.
I don't consider myself to be a witty person. I don't. An animated, silly person, even funny at times... but not witty.
ReplyDeleteSpurs~ You've got to admit DG is pretty quick with the sharp-tongued comebacks.
well, it would be a martial art where no jumping is involved because fat people can't jump
ReplyDeleteah, thank you for your brutal honesty, Elfie.
ReplyDeleteI concur!
justin timberlake is about as talented a tree stump. anyone can go into a studio and sound good. just like with the magic of photoshop anyone can look good. and with the magic of ghb even cbt can get laid.
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteYeah, she can be witty.
sharp-tongued - see what I mean, a witty person would never use that phrase.
ReplyDeleteby the way elfie, i have contributed many funny comments on here. MANY!
ReplyDeleteI do. She has made me laugh many times. But like you anon, I was born with it. It does come natural for some of us. Too bad it doesn't come naturally for spurs, too.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's it.
ReplyDeleteGood for you and you know what? You are right, witty people don't use varied descriptionary terms. I'm sorry that I don't use the common phrases all you witty people do.
ReplyDelete'But like you anon, I was born with it.'
ReplyDeletedont fatter....i mean, flatter yourself by trying to put yourself in the same league as me. while im at the finish line collecting my gold medals you are still in the locker room changing your tampon.
Well, that is just it, Elfie. You try to hard to be witty and come up with these crazy sayings that just sound ridiculous.
ReplyDeletebut that's just mean being sharp-tongued
ReplyDeletewell, Elfie, when in doubt, just whip out your tits. That'll keep them entertained until they realize fake boobs are a dime a dozen and usually attached to welfare moms who have somehow blown the family budget on a set of tits to boost their self-esteem
ReplyDeleteYou would probably be changing your tampon too but let's face it, you're already beyond those years.
ReplyDeletehow much is that bill each month? willing to bet you pay the minimum, so let's say, oh $200? or is that too high? lot of money for you Elfie. hope you're getting good mileage out of them.
ReplyDeletenow who wants some pnutbutter?
ReplyDeletedg, what makes you think i even use/d tampons? what makes you even think im a female?
ReplyDeletei didn't say that about the tampon, DG. you're cool in my book. that was the other anon.
ReplyDeleteyeah i am female, the other anon is apparently male.
ReplyDelete