Thursday, January 7, 2010

Woman goes on rampage at Kansas City McDonald's



All right, I'll give a little info about myself here. When I was 16, I worked at McDonald's for like 3 weeks (I used to love to go into the freezer and eat the cookie dough. This was before I started smoking weed. Talk about a stoner's paradise though).

Anyway, one time this prick comes in and starts bitching at me because his burger was cold (I was normally the fry guy, but I happened to be up at the front sweeping, or doing some menial shit). Anyway, I remember thinking, "This fuck wants a warm burger, huh? I'll warm it up for him."

So I go to the microwave and nuke that patty for like two minutes. Steam was screaming off that bad boy by the time I put it back in his bag.

I guess the guy goes to his car and realizes if he puts the burger in his mouth he'd get 1st degree burns. So he comes back in (I conveniently disappear when I see him walking back in), and starts bitching again at some other clown.

I still think about that and laugh sometimes when I pass a McDonald's.

577 comments:

  1. i recognize this woman. its dg. shes mad because she didnt get extra cheese. with the millions of starving people you have the nerve to get pissed at your own gluttony? for shame dg, for shame.

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  2. I'm pretty sure DG's white anonymous. If I remember correctly.

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  3. are you sure? you never know with the internet these days. maybe its also a bad angle on the video camera.

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  4. I like how at the 1:07-1:14 mark she is fixing her hair piece. You can't fuck with a big girl's food, they get very angry.

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  5. Good point.

    You know what I never get? Is way people do this type of shit knowing there are cameras around. Amazing.

    I mean, isn't it common knowledge that places have cameras these days?

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  6. Nope, I've never seen that.

    Does it talk about that?

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  7. Well, it talks about how the way food is processed. It's pretty disgusting. I watched about 30 minutes of it.

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  8. Oh.. yeah I have seen a few things about that myself. I was a vegetarian for a year after watching one in particular.

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  9. How do they destroy rainforests?

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  10. The conventional wisdom is that raising cattle destroys the rain forest because at one point the South Americans were clearing it to make more grazing land. Simple way to avoid contributing to that. Buy American beef.

    Beef, it's what's for dinner. (This has been a message from the American Cattleman's Association).

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  11. I got tickled yesterday when RQ said she looks "European". To me that means her hair is greasy dirty, she doesn't shave her legs, pits or pussy and she smells like garlic.

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  12. Seems like you've given that some thought.

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  13. I need to sell off some of these nonstop eating, shit producing varmints.

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  14. That pretty much describes the women I saw when I went to Germany. Of course that was in 1981, so maybe they've heard of hygiene over there by now.

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  15. "SPURS FAN said...

    I don't even know why you bother fucking with them."

    Because it gives my dad something to do besides talk about the wondrous time in man's existence that 1957 was.

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  16. I do eat meat, mostly chicken and fish. Sometimes I get the worst craving for a t-bone or Porterhouse but I refuse REFUSE to eat ground beef.

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  17. Well, chicken and fish are healthy Streets.

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  18. Hey CBT, isn't it ironic that there was a "global warming" conference just a month ago and now the world is due to have it's coldest winter in decades?

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  19. No Wopness, no sound. That sucks right? That would have been great to hear.

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  20. "SPURS FAN said...

    Hey CBT, isn't it ironic that there was a "global warming" conference just a month ago and now the world is due to have it's coldest winter in decades?"

    I thought about that yesterday. I spent most of my day reading "Climate Change" info. The more I read, the more I'm convinced anthropomorphic global warming is total bullshit.

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  21. You could see this kind of bullshit every day at any Mickey D's on a numbered street in Little Rock.

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  22. WASHINGTON - A man was taken into custody and later hospitalized for a mental evaluation after he took off his clothes and began a jog a few blocks from the White House.

    The man was seen taking off his clothes Wednesday evening around 5 p.m. He left the clothes near the northeast corner of the Ellipse, the green space south of the White House.

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  23. I think that would have been fun to be there when she was going off. Those kids look a little frightened by it all though.

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  24. Maybe this is why we haven't heard from the Pelican today.

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  25. Yeah, I saw that story CBT. I'm sure he wasn't cold at all.

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  26. "SPURS FAN said...

    I think that would have been fun to be there when she was going off. Those kids look a little frightened by it all though."

    Nothing is funnier than a mad black woman, as long as I'm not the object of her anger.

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  27. Palin is also still holding on to the death panel bullshit.

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  28. why wont my mother fuckin itunes open!!!??? Im about to beat the shit outta this computer

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  29. I think Wop really wants to do RQ.

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  30. CBT:

    You still think that government run healthcare bullshit is a good idea?

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  31. "SPURS FAN said...

    CBT:

    You still think that government run healthcare bullshit is a good idea?"

    Yes and no. I find it deplorable the way the health insurance companies do people, but I'm also apprehensive about the government forming a massive bureaucracy to over see it.

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  32. I'm marginally in favor of death panels. See my previous "service desk at Wal Mart in a retirement community" remarks.

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  33. Let me tell what's bad about it. One of the bills (there's been so many, but I think this stupid idea is still in it) made it mandatory that businesses with at least 8 employees provide health insurance to their employees.

    So what do you think a small business will do that has 12 employees?

    Let me give you a hint. They will fire 5 of them.

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  34. "I think Wop really wants to do RQ."

    If you really think that CBT, you are more inbred then first suspected

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  35. I think the previous mandate was 25 employees. The North Point Group simply turned health insurance into a profit center. They were paying approximately $400 per month per employee (single coverage) and charging each employee that signed up $475. I thought that was illegal. Turned out it wasn't.

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  36. BOOOOYYYYYYY HOWDAYYYYYY NAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! Yip yip

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  37. Well, well, well. If it isn't Hat CBT.

    What's going on?

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  38. Great I say inbred and here they come again!!!

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  39. "WTD said...

    "I think Wop really wants to do RQ."

    If you really think that CBT, you are more inbred then first suspected"

    Come on now Wop. We all know you have a thing for gender indeterminate harridans with Romanian rack jobs and outwardly over inflated senses of self importance that mask their true feelings of inadequacy.

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  40. SpermCan: What can I do yeh fer yungin? Been on ol grandmappy maws fermin nah, how dem el nacho ladies treatin yah thurr SpermRecktom?

    And I no aint no EYE-talin sayin nuttin bout no inbreads dem eye-talins is aw2l relatied and habbin relation wit cuzzin an eurrthang

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  41. "Come on now Wop. We all know you have a thing for gender indeterminate harridans with Romanian rack jobs and outwardly over inflated senses of self importance that mask their true feelings of inadequacy."

    Just my type CBT... Just like your type is 60 year old white women with self-respect

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  42. "And I no aint no EYE-talin sayin nuttin bout no inbreads dem eye-talins is aw2l relatied and habbin relation wit cuzzin an eurrthang"

    huh? The only thing I think you are trying to say is that I am Italian

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  43. No Hat - jussin cause yah likin dem durr transformin jenders dont meanin we awls lik ta play wit dem confoosed fellers pecker lik yah

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  44. The "nacho ladies" are treating me fine Hat, thanks.

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  45. shit der be moe pecker tuchin folk round hurr them me grandmappy at a rowdeeoh

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  46. Yew thar boy in the hat. Ah done tol yew an thet guddam Cadamino to stay offn them typin boxes til awl the mahs was gathered up. I bet thet guddam Cadamino is ajackin orft at thet Elf gurl agin. Ah'm sprised thet boy gots any skin lef on his pecker, much as he ajacks orft. Yuns get back to werk, guddamit.

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  47. Sperm(on a)Man:

    Yall over durr in texmas be likin dem durr messican duntcha nah?

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  48. This video was so funny! Fat people have real issues !

    Spursies I love how you worked at mcdonalds ! so cute, my first job was a toy store, It had tons of kids and I got all kinds of disease ! I Got pink eye three times, and even ring worm !

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  49. Grammappy i done got awl da maus in meh areaer nah.. aint nuffin maus fer awl us ta be outtin thurrin fer awl da dam days nah

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  50. What's up Pam?

    "so cute, my first job was a toy store, It had tons of kids and I got all kinds of disease ! I Got pink eye three times, and even ring worm !"

    Sounds like a hell of a job.

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  51. Grammappy I dun toldja nah yasneed ta go in dem durrin washer tub and get dat thurrin funk outcha drawrs nah

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  52. I am so sun burnt right now haha

    So laying in agony

    I haven't been sun burnt in two years this sucks !!

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  53. I didnt miss these idiots one bit. Although I do enjoy their comments much more than RQ's

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  54. Pam:

    Did you go to a tanning place or what?

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  55. Spurs, I've been quiet about the Mickey D's job.

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  56. Yeah - I usually keep my jersey shore skin tone up but I worked so much and was adjusting being back in WA so I stepped out from the beds for a while. But me and Marvin go to the same tanning salon ( it was funny we didn't even know until we ran into each other.. ahha ) because he lives like 10 mins from me, so me him and the main girl who works there are friends and they want me jersey status so she keeps sticking me in for way too long.
    I know better, I have managed plenty of tanning salons ( its for losers ) but I was so tired that laying in heat sounded good.. not my back is like bright red and my arse

    oh and Marvin said he read the comments to our youtube and he was cracking up. So good job =)

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  57. Mah drawers ain nun o yore bidness, boy. Yew get thet wurthless cusin o yorn to let go his pecker an yuns get thet mahs up or yuns'll be eetin yer great granmappy's cookin tunite.

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  58. CBT:

    I was 16. I tried to get a job as a CEO of a bank, but they turned me down.

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  59. And if everyone will go to the front of the dirty.com and make fun of richie rexic for a self post when we thought she had changed
    please- and thanks

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  60. Pam, I'm glad Marvin enjoyed the comments. Tell him thanks again for making it.

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  61. speaking of jobs, I am going to get a second, I love my job but they are not giving me enough hours so I will keep it as side job. I need one that will pay better so I Can move out again, and perhaps something I am really qualified for, I spent three years in Business management I think I can prob. get a okay decent job to help pay for school and such

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  62. Pam, there's plenty of financial aid available if you really want to go back to school.

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  63. I have never gotten burnt at the tanning salon and I started out (and restart)at basically the maximum time they allow. How long were you in there Pam?

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  64. "SPURS FAN said...

    CBT:

    I was 16. I tried to get a job as a CEO of a bank, but they turned me down."

    At 16 I was dealing weed.

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  65. "Elfie said...

    I have never gotten burnt at the tanning salon and I started out (and restart)at basically the maximum time they allow. How long were you in there Pam?"

    Elfie, Pam isn't part brown people like we are.

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  66. At 16 I was pregnant, lived in my own apartment, worked 3 jobs and was just about to finish highschool a year early.

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  67. lol your part brown ?

    I only do medium to high pressure beds so the max on those are typically ten minutes, in comparison to a regular tanning bed its wattage and efficiency is 100% higher, not to mention my salon never lets the bulbs go over shelf life. And Roy, I am half italian and also have native american in me lol. So I would be " brown " I suppose

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  68. At 16 I was a spoiled prick.

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  69. OH MY GOD.

    NO WONDER NO ONE HAS BEEN CALLING BACK ON JOBS
    I GAVE THE FUCKING WRONG NUMBER FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS
    LMFAO

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  70. Oh my gosh
    its even worse
    I just did a look up on it

    I have given every single person the wrong number in the past month

    fml

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  71. Oh Pammy... you are too cute.

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  72. She is cute Elfie.

    Wop, I prefer my girls have self respect, which is somewhat different than self esteem level.

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  73. Pam, Elfie and I are both part black, along with part Indian.

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  74. An experiment that gave rabbits lab-grown penises capable of fathering offspring won the most votes in msnbc.com's 2010 Weird Science Awards contest. Cells of penile tissue were grown on scaffolds of cartilage. When the creations took on the right shape, they were grafted onto rabbits that had their penises removed. After the transplants, the rabbits were able to breed ... like rabbits. The procedure could someday be used to heal humans as well.

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  75. Really ? Elfie I didn't know you were part black, is it nicole richie style ? lol.

    And Roy, no your not.

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  76. Yes Pam, I am. One of my ancestors was a black woman, a house slave.

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  77. "SPURS FAN said...

    CBT:

    What's up Chief?"

    And that infers...?

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  78. Nicole Richie Style?

    My paternal grandfather was Scandanavian and black.

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  79. Spurs, I am that. My mother's father was 3/4s Cherokee. I also have unknown quantities of Shawnee and Osage from my dad's side.

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  80. I like Evil Spurs. It's like Spurs, except with cojones.

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  81. better to dangle on your chin, brokeback

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  82. CBT:

    Being you have a wolf tattoo and a 3 wolves shirt, I think your Indian name should be "Dancing with Wolves."

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  83. Spurs I already have and Indian name. The wolf tattoo is because My paternal grandmother's maiden name was wolf and my maternal grandfather was Wolf Clan Cherokee. I do not own a fucking 3 wolf shirt.

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  84. I do, however, have a client that sells them. She also raises wolf/dog hybrids. I damn near went home with a puppy from there last week.

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  85. Researchers report that female Chinese fruit bats use oral sex to prolong the pleasure for their partners. The study suggests that there may be an evolutionary advantage to at least some types of kinky sex in the animal world. But can you imagine being the researcher with the job of watching bat porn?

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  86. So are you in the market for a Chinese fruit bat now?

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  87. Anon:

    I have a job, unlike you. Are you excited to bore me again for some reason?

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  88. I hate drunken fuckin redskins. they stink and get drunk off of one fucking drink of firewater. worthless bastards. maybe if you werent so goddamn shitfaced they could fight decent and not lost all their land, casino building niggers

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  89. Spurs,

    I worked at McDonalds for 3 weeks when I was 16 too. It was by far the worst job I've ever had. I always wonder how they have any employees. I especially wonder how people stay there for years just to get the assistant manager title. It must be for the 35 cent raise is I can imagine.

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  90. I meant like

    Sexy and all haha.
    I wish I had more color to me so I wouldn't be whats the word

    sunburn't

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  91. DG:

    I hear you. I think some people actually enjoy working there, that's why they stay around. There's a McDonald's near my parents' house, and one guy has been working there LIKE 15 years.

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  92. Evil:

    Nice "firewater" line. I was going to throw that to CBT, but you beat me to it.

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  93. I'm not aware of the term "frye bread."

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  94. That guy sounds like a real winner. I wonder what it's like telling your date you work at mcdonalds.

    Once I left McDonalds I moved up in the world and got a job at Pizza Hut. Our store manager used to come in and tell me all about his hippy days and how he worked at a pizza place when he was young and did so much acid that he stood on a griddle and melted his shoe until it hit his feet.

    Damn, I sound like CBT with my story. Other than the fact my story is true.

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  95. Pizza Hut? That's big time.

    So did you ever stand on a griddle while working there?

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  96. Wait, spurs were your referring to yourself as the 3rd person and you are 'that' guy?

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  97. Yes, you got me. I'm that guy. They let me screw around on the internet while the fries burn.

    Yep, I'm still the "fry guy."

    17 years later.

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  98. I worked at Subway for 1 hour when I was 15, I walked out when they insisted I cut damn onions for the second time in 1 hour and my eyes were still burning from the first time. I said fuck that and walked out.

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  99. No. Pizza Hut does not have a griddle. They only have that giant oven that moves slowly. But we used to invent the best pizzas. Some of which I see commercials for now and pissed I didn't get the credit I deserved for the invention.

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  100. Streets:

    1 hour? They probably gave you Employee of the Month after you left.

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  101. DG:

    What kind of pizzas did ya'll invent?

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  102. It's called "squaw bread" and it's good.

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  103. I am unable to function in a structured work environment. That's why I sell shit.

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  104. We would make pizza bowls with the thin crust and make stuffed crust pizzas by using deep dish on the bottom and thin crust on the top. We would make really really spicy pizza and gross toppings and dare anyone to eat it. It was such an easy job there that we always had so much time to bullshit.

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  105. Spurs~ It was Employee of the Decade, my picture was up on the wall until 2000.

    My first real job was as a hostess at a little cafe near my mom's house, I then got a job at a bakery and as a market researcher and worked all 3 simultaneously. Cafe 8-5 Sat& Sun, Bakery M-F 12-5 and market research 6-11 M-F. Highschool 7-11 M-F.

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  106. Streets:

    Actually they probably named the award after you.

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  107. "SPURS FAN said...

    DG:

    What kind of pizzas did ya'll invent?"

    You are starting to sound like me.

    I love how you guys give me shit, but when Wop and Spurs are my age, they'll be glued to Fox News, able to intelligently discuss lawn care and spend their nonworking time chasing little kids out of their yards and writing letters to the editor about people who let their dogs shit in other people's yards.

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  108. Maybe, but I won't be paying "sugar babbies."

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  109. WOP, you suck at defending Elfie. The only english word your clients don't fuck up in the court room is the word "honor" because in Spanish, the "h" is also silent.

    loser lawyering; a travesty of justice as much as power lawyering.

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  110. I was there I think for a year and a half.

    Like Elfie, I was a hostess too at Lonestar when I was 18. I had to learn all these line dances and dance when certain songs came on.

    Damn Elfie. You sure worked alot.

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  111. Giraffe:

    You don't have anything to say about CBT's heritage?

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  112. "Like Elfie, I was a hostess too at Lonestar when I was 18. I had to learn all these line dances and dance when certain songs came on."

    That must have sucked.

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  113. Giraffe and I have discussed my heritage before.

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  114. Haha thankfully I did not have to learn line dances or listen to country music all day.

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  115. I have done that CBT. You wouldn't think spelling that word would be that hard.

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  116. DG:

    That's a job I would have walked off from after an hour.

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  117. His brain cells are fried from all the weed. Did you ever see that show called Super High Me or something like that where a guy gave up weed for 30 days?

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  118. I did have to do this music survey where people would call us and we'd play a clip of a song for them and get their input... I knew only one line from like 50 songs on the adult contemporary charts.

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  119. Yeah DG, my brain is fried because I misspelled a word.

    Terrible.

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  120. That job didn't sound that bad Elfie. But you just made me remember my worst job of all time! I worked there for one day. Ironically, it was on Halloween. I was a telemarketer for selling grave plots. I had to call people and asked if they wanted to buy there grave. Funny thing was I got 2 sales that night. But I never went back. Not even for my paycheck.

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  121. *their* grave.

    Fried brain DG, fried brain.

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  122. hahaha...your fried brain just isn't quick enough.

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  123. Please?

    Why are you begging?

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  124. I know. I'm out. I'm going to the gym and then for a swim. Oh yeah...I rented Inglorious Basterds too.

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  125. I smoked pot every day from sometime in September or October of 1983 until March of 2005 (except during the great Paraquat famine of 1986). Prior to that, pretty much all of 1974 to 1979.

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  126. A swim? Lucky. It's like 35 degrees here.

    Inglorious Basterds? That's awesome.

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  127. The great Paraquat famine of 1986?

    I remember that.

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  128. It's sunny and in the 70's here. This is the time of year I really appreciate where I live.

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  129. Yeah, it's unusually cold here. It gets cold here during the winter, but not continuously like it's been.

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  130. "SPURS FAN said...

    Yeah, it's unusually cold here. It gets cold here during the winter, but not continuously like it's been."

    Pussy. It was 17 here today. High tomorrow, 11.

    35 isn't at all normal for San Antone, even in January. Neither is 11 for here, though.

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  131. Yeah CBT, I remember you writing how cold it is there in Hee Haw.

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  132. I have my years mixed up. The Paraquat famine happened in 1978 when the DEA paid the Mexican government to spray the Mexican marijuana feilds with a chemical called Paraquat. Paraquat didn't really kill marijuana, it just made it poisonous, causing bleeding lungs after being smoked. Carter stopped that shit ASAP. Weed went from 12 bucks an ounce to 40 and Columbia became the largest exporter to the US. It took the Mexicans a good 3 years to regain their previous supremacy.

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  133. This ain't Hee Haw, it's little Chicago. Hee Haw is about 30 miles southeast of here.

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  134. And about the weed history...ask RQ. She's old enough to remember that.

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  135. We have about 4 inches on the ground right now.

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  136. I guess it does.

    I thought you had mentioned it snowing there before.

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  137. Little Rock would get significant (2 plus inches) snowfall maybe once every two years and ice twice a year at least.

    Up here it snows 2 or 3 times a year, lasts maybe 3 or 4 days. It's really pretty up here right now.

    I saw 12 deer between pavement and the tower today. A man with a gun could eat well here, easily. I could shoot deer, rabbits, fat ass squirrels and wild turkeys off my back porch.

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  138. I think it's cool you get to see all that wildlife.

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  139. http://www.baxterbulletin.com/apps/pbcs.dll/frontpage

    Spurs, the url to my hometown newspaper.

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  140. "SPURS FAN said...

    I think it's cool you get to see all that wildlife."

    Hell, I have a hard time keeping from running over it going up my driveway.

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  141. Lots of things going on in Baxter.

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  142. There are some hawks that live in the trees down by the old spring fed pond. I've seen an eagle sitting in this big ass walnut tree behind the house a half dozen times in the fall. He's after my fat ass squirrels. There's also this hugely fat groundhog living under the foundation of my barn. His coat is so shiny from eating my damn cattle feed.

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  143. "SPURS FAN said...

    Lots of things going on in Baxter."

    Did you see the link to "Baxter County Sex Offenders"? Note that I do not appear there.

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  144. I found it. Looks like a fun bunch.

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  145. I did see a woman in that line up of All Stars.

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  146. "SPURS FAN said...

    I did see a woman in that line up of All Stars."

    There's more than one woman.

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  147. All I saw was one in that gallery.

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  148. I can't believe Deeg is going swimming. I am freezing!

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  149. You need to find that one guy so you can snuggle with someone.

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  150. I just got back from swimming. There is a hot tub right by the pool kb. Without that I wouldn't go in. But the pool was freezing! It felt great.

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  151. I think kb is thin, not RichieRexic thin, but maybe with a big ass, the kind that doesn't match the rest of her.

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  152. 64 is still too fucking cool to swim without a wetsuit.

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  153. No it's not cbt. Big baby is what you are.

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  154. I can deall with 103 a lot better than I can 64, DG.

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  155. I hate the heat as well. 103 is okay, but when it gets higher than that I start looking for different states to move to.

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  156. It's 64 right now. Earlier it was 75. And it got kind of cold for a couple weeks so it feels warmer than it really is. But regardless, nobody else swims in the pool besides me. I just love jumping into ice cold water and the pool is way too warm over the summer.

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  157. I start complaining about the heat in September. At that point, I've had enough.

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  158. kb, are you skinny but with a big butt?

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  159. I am on to you, Ceebs.
    You want me to send in a pic of my azz, don't you?

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  160. KB is right cbt. You are just trying to get her to send in a full body pic. Sneaky.

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  161. Y'all caught me. That's exactly what I was after.

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  162. Check out this article. I thought this would only happen in your area, cbt.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100107/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_scooter_getaway_1

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  163. That guy was 32. That's funny. I can't believe he thought he'd get a away in a Wal-Mart Scooter.

    It's not a race car.

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  164. Yeah kb, it was between posting that and posting this video.

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  165. What's the link kb! I want to see this. i did see a video of a guy doing that once. I wonder if I can find that again...

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  166. There were two guys that got busted for riding horses through the Wal Mart in Nashville, Arkansas a couple of years ago.

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  167. DG:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ros73m7xBRA

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  168. DG-find me your link! That I want to see.

    The walrus made me lol cause he kept sinking to the bottom once he would get a good rhythm going!
    Males. Disgusting pigs no matter the species.

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  169. Here it is KB:

    http://www.newsfilter.org/view_video.php?id=49430

    I'm sure spurs and cbt will enjoy it too. It will give them tips and we probably won't hear from them the rest of the night.

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  170. heres dg in action.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwGvSinN4S8&feature=related

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  171. So witty anon. That really buried me.

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  172. I was just gonna ask Deeg if she was on that site.
    Hahah. It's only cause I would do you, Deeg.

    That was a little disturbing. Especially when he hawked a loogie on himself for moisture. He musta been really hard up for money.

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  173. Here's one:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNVD9jfSi8g&feature=related

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  174. You actually watched it? You are the one that is disgusting then.

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  175. I know, I about gagged at that part. I thought he was going to finish in his mouth though. I was disappointed I didn't get to see him shoot it all over his face.

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  176. I think I have had my fill of dick tonight, Spurs. But thank you for providing the link.

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  177. I thought he was going to do that, too.
    He must not be a very good blower.

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  178. haha...that video was funny!

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  179. There is a better video somewhere where this guy is bent in half really doing some great deep throat action. But I don't have the stomach to find it.

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  180. Where did CBT go? He's probably removing some of his ribs to do that stunt that DG in her sick mind decided to post.

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  181. You knew what I was posting spurs. So the real question is, why did you click on the link?

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