You know, when I first opened the e-mail and saw the pic, I was thinking, "Damn, CBT's fiancee is older than I thought she'd be", but come to find out this is his daughter. Now I know you might be thinking, "How the hell could you post this pic?", but I did write this to CBT-"You are aware some sicko is probably going to come in and rip on her, right?", so he's been warned.
Frankly, I think Papa Bear is just trying to win some favor with the ladies around here, but I don't think it's going to work. They all know he's just an old perv.
And I ain't all that old...
ReplyDeleteYeah, she's way spoiled with that baller shirt she has on CBT.
ReplyDeleteWhat flea market do you think it was bought at?
She is absolutely adorable Ceebs...
ReplyDeleteCreep.
ReplyDeletethe word 'adorable' is completely appropriate in addressing the appearance of a child spurs. You got issues
ReplyDelete"CBT said...
ReplyDeleteMan, I haven't thought about Savoy Brown in a long time."
Them old dudes got down!
It was a joke, calm down.
ReplyDeleteI do have issues though, that's true.
She is cute, Ceeby! =) Both of your kid's are.
ReplyDeleteThey must both take after their mother's.
What's going on kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteElfie asked me to pass along a message for her, she says CBT's daughter is gorgeous and that she misses you all.
ReplyDeletePrison is going well, today she had expired corned beef hash and orange kool-aid for breakfast.
So Streets is in prison?
ReplyDeleteAbout time.
What did she finally go down for?
She's on a weekend release program, locked up M-F 9-5...
ReplyDeleteHaha yeah whats up with streets? why is she "in prison"?
ReplyDeleteStreets, tell the Warden I said hello.
ReplyDeleteWop-why are you commenting under that id? I thought it was MT trying to disguise herself once. How was your vacay?
ReplyDeleteI'd say Skeets finally got busted for soliciting, but that's just my opinion.
ReplyDeleteShut up Sours... you wish it was that easy to get in my pants.
ReplyDeleteI don't think $40 is "easy."
ReplyDeleteI think it's too much.
The place I am in is more accurately described as "hell" ratehr than prison. haha
ReplyDeleteHow you all been? What you been up to?
Not much Skeets, how was your weekend?
ReplyDeleteMy weekend was good, I took my dogs to the wash near my house and they swam and ran and played for an hour or so. And I went to my boyfriend's baseball game last night. Other than that it wasn't too eventful. What about yours Sours?
ReplyDeleteur boyfriend is in little league? you have been talking to DG too much
ReplyDeleteDid a few things on Sunday Skeets, but Saturday the weather was awful so I pretty much just slept all day.
ReplyDeleteAnd you are back with Tiger Woods now? He's your "boyfriend?"
"ur boyfriend is in little league? you have been talking to DG too much"
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
I think DG likes her men in T-Ball though. Anyone older than that can trick her too easy.
Yeah Wopness, you HATER!!(capitalized like that must have really hurt you)
ReplyDeletewho is your boyfriend, Elfie? THe guy you are marrying?
ReplyDeleteHe's a fireman kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteYeah Tiger Woods, we were never broken up I was just feeling a little skittish is all. and yeah KB, it;s the guy I'm marrying (someday)
ReplyDeleteI thought you said you bore easy and he couldn't keep your attention Skeets.
ReplyDeleteWhat did he buy you?
yeah Streets, what did he buy you. Or what did he let you do to him that sealed the deal?
ReplyDeleteHe didn't buy me anything. I do get bored easily but I think it's more I look for reasons not so stay around cause I have a commitment phobia and at the first sight of something I'm out the door. but he is just too good to let go of.
ReplyDeleteSo when do you plan on giving up the goods Skeets?
ReplyDeleteIt's not what he let me do to him, it's what he did to me. I'll just say he is a giver in every aspect, if I'm not happy he does everything in his power to change that.
ReplyDeleteSo you already gave up the goods then.
ReplyDeletedo you ever feel suffocated by that, Elfie?
ReplyDeleteNo, she doesn't. The choking will come later when the boredom in the bedroom sets in.
ReplyDeleteIn other words, in about a week or two.
No, that's not what I meant Sours, get your mind out of the gutter.
ReplyDelete"Gutter?"
ReplyDeleteWhat a hurtful thing for you to write Skeets.
Oh, I know now.
ReplyDeleteHe gave you his heart.
Lovely.
sours, you have it all wrong.
ReplyDeleteYou start the choking so you won't get bored in the bedroom.
At least that is what I've heard.
I don't feel suffocated cause I need that to maintain interest, the good thing with him is that he never tries to make me do what he wants me to do, he wants me to do whatever makes me happy, which instead of making me rebel and go crazy, it makes me want to be with him instead... he's got it figured out. haha
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm happy for you Skeets. Seriously. I have a huge smile on my face. I feel all warm and stuff.
ReplyDeleteDid that make sense?
ReplyDelete"At least that is what I've heard."
ReplyDeleteMore like have "done" kinkyb!tch. But that's because the Warden is working on getting you comfortable with it until he snaps one day and finishes you off for good.
It made perfect sense Streets. I almost cried it made so much sense.
ReplyDeleteSours.. you are a sarcastic bastard. I know that deep down inside of you, you are really happy for me.
ReplyDeleteYou thought that was sarcasm? That's a low blow Skeets.
ReplyDeleteReally though, I am happy for you. But what would make me even happier is if you could get out of that slave factory you work at. Now that would probably get me to smile.
ReplyDeleteAwwww that's very sweet Sours, Thanks!
ReplyDeleteNo problem Streets.
ReplyDeleteyeah, I'm with Sours, I don't like this other Elfie we see when you are at work. You don't have to stifle her, but it makes me frown and frowns cause wrinkles and I don't want wrinkles.
ReplyDeleteSours-I think I've made him snap a few times, but he never killed me. Should I chance it one more time?
I'd chance it for sure. I mean, what do you have to lose?
ReplyDeleteAnd as far as Skeets? She's always taking out her frustrations about work on me kinkyb!tch, and frankly it hurts.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry guys... I don't mean to take my frustrations out on you! I don't want you to get wrinkle KB, unless they are caused by smiling or making your "O" face... those are ok.
ReplyDeleteIm not hating at all, I just believe that the only grown men that should be playing baseball are those who get paid to do so.
ReplyDeleteEveryone should have a hobby, his just happens to be playing various sports, I see nothing wrong with that Wopness.
ReplyDeleteDoes he wear those little pants and the knee high socks?
ReplyDeleteLOL
now I feel like going out and buying a baseball uniform
ReplyDeleteNo knee socks, pants are unhemmed, meaning they aren't tight at the ankles... he looks frickin hot in his outfit, it's funny cause as I'm watching all these men play baseball I'm comparing his physique to the other men's and his was by far the best.
ReplyDeletethat is why I enjoy watching baseball live as well, Elfie. They do look good in those tight pants.
ReplyDeleteI think Wop is just jealous.
I didnt even know they had grown man little league here
ReplyDeleteAnd no i am not jealous... I had the most amazing time on my vacay with a beautiful woman. I have nothing to be jealous of or about
ReplyDeleteThey play at Sports Park Wop.
ReplyDeleteI meant you were jealous 'cause you don't have tight baseball pants. I will get some come end of June, okay?
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought I told you not to tell anyone I went w/you on your vacay!
"Y'all know who said...
ReplyDeleteShe is absolutely adorable Ceebs...
kb said...
She is cute, Ceeby! =) Both of your kid's are.
They must both take after their mother's.
Streets' prison communicator said...
Elfie asked me to pass along a message for her, she says CBT's daughter is gorgeous and that she misses you all."
Thanks, guys. This one does take after her mother. Momma's a quarter noodle.
Oh I guess that would make sense. I never get out that way (sports park) unless Im flying by on the free way.
ReplyDeleteElfie - Do you remember the hydro tubes?
KB: I cant rock skinny jeans (or baseball pants) cause my rocks dont fit
You mean (2) beautiful women, that's why I haven't been on much, Wop and I were on vacay with KB... she forgot the handcuffs and blindfolds and how we got a hold of new ones is quite the story.
ReplyDeleteWop, I don't think it's the rocks. I suspect it's the cannoli.
ReplyDeleteI was gonna say your ass is too big, but I'll cut you some slack and agree that it is due to your rocks.
ReplyDeleteCBT I suspect you have cannoli (italian penis) on the brain.
ReplyDeleteexcept of course when you have it on your breath
Sours this shit site aint putting up the comments again. call your buddies over at Google will ya
ReplyDelete"Does he wear those little pants and the knee high socks?
ReplyDeleteLOL"
Probably. And when he is able to make contact with the ball, Skeets takes him out for ice cream.
"I'm sorry guys... I don't mean to take my frustrations out on you!"
ReplyDeleteApology accepted Skeets.
"Y'all know who said...
ReplyDeleteCBT I suspect you have cannoli (italian penis) on the brain."
Dude, I meant the pastry. Ain't no shame in bein' a fat Italian. Look where it Gandolfini.
My psuedo fiance's pants weren't all that tight but they accentuated all the right places.
ReplyDeletetake a picture next time you are at a game, Elfie.
ReplyDelete"My psuedo fiance's pants weren't all that tight but they accentuated all the right places."
ReplyDeleteDeviant.
Yeah Skeets, take a pic next time of the game. And the pizza party afterwards.
ReplyDeleteElfie I have bad news for you, that was his cup, not his package...
ReplyDeleteSpurs: I bet at the end of the season everybody gets a trophy because they are all winners! And maybe even a pizza party
WOP~ RE: Hydro tubes, I remember they had them but I never went there when they did.
ReplyDeleteI bet you to the pizza party there Wopness. But no doubt, they do all get trophies.
ReplyDeleteHey, maybe you can sponsor their uniforms next season.
Wop~ I have good news for me... he wasn't wearing a cup and I have already seen what he's packing.
ReplyDelete*beat* you to the pizza party
ReplyDeleteSkeets:
So you have given up the goods, huh? Well, oral goods more than likely.
he didn't wear a cup?? So he is dangerous and looks good in tight baseball pants..I think I am in love.
ReplyDeleteDick tease.
ReplyDeleteYeah KB... I'll send you a text pic next time he plays.
ReplyDeleteJust to kinkyb!tch Skeets? That's selfish.
ReplyDeleteyou want to rub it out to elfie's future husband, sours? Gross. Dont try and act like you want to post him on the site either, that excuse is old.
ReplyDeleteThat was a devastating insult kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteI wasnt insulting you, I was just trying to clarify why you wanted a pic as well.
ReplyDeleteI just wanted a good laugh is all.
ReplyDeleteI think you were going to use it as inspiration to do more lunges and squats to get a nice ass before summer.
ReplyDeleteYou didn't think very long before you typed that out, did you?
ReplyDeleteNo.
ReplyDeleteI didn't watch that other movie last night, Spurs, but I saw Law Abiding Citizen. That was good, have you seen it?
No, I haven't seen it. But I've seen previews to it numerous times.
ReplyDeleteYou'd recommend it huh?
yes, it is kb approved. Not very many movies get that from me.
ReplyDeleteI'll have to check it out then kinkyb!tch. I know you have the highest of standards. Pedophiles not counting.
ReplyDeleteHe's like an upside down triangle, nice big biceps, smaller waist. smallish but nice ass but he has muscular thighs and calves.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Giraffe?! Long time no see. And yeah, I thought twice about posting this.
ReplyDeleteDid you know CBT is banging a waitress now? In addition to that fiancee of his?
ReplyDeleteHe's a ladies man if there ever was one.
i did not know that. just as well, fucking boring.
ReplyDeleteit really makes me wonder about the rest of the town if he is considered a major catch.
ReplyDeleteanyway, i have been ill and i'm just coming on here to let everyone know, as i'm certain they want to send me get well wishes.
ReplyDeleteand dirty nasty, if you are reading this, email me i need to tell you something.
ReplyDeleteRQ, believe it or not I missed you!
ReplyDeleteHi RQ! How have you been?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, for the last time, he was not a pedophile when I was with him
i'm about to rip a letter to your best friend, dirty nasty.
ReplyDeleteI was about to ask what you've been up to. (I know, I just didn't know if you wanted to share with the group)
ReplyDeletetalking about dirty nasty's good friend
ReplyDeletedid i tell you about my walk of shame? that dude had no less than 152 sports cars sleeping in his garage, but guess who he sent me home with at the end of the evening?
ReplyDeleteUh-oh did you catch something from Dirty Nasty? He looks the type to carry quite a few contagious diseases in his "back pocket"
ReplyDeleteRq, you did not catch that dreaded swine flu, did you? How did your surgery go?
ReplyDeletebut wait there is more. Dirty Nasty's friend came back out through one of the garage doors...I thought he was coming back for me, so i said "hey what are you doing back out here" and he said "i just want to close the garage door so i can go to bed"
ReplyDeletethe surgery was awful, KB. i bled internally and needed a transfusion the next day along with more emergency surgery. the ambulance had to come to my place and take me to the hospital.
ReplyDeletei am just now on the mend, but still have drainage tubes that drain blood all day long. it's ok, because it repels people and when i took a short plane ride the other day, i let them hang out and had the whole row to myself.
ReplyDeletenot at first, but then i opened them an emptied them into the can of coke. that really got them going. and you're not allowed liquid when you go through security, and they made me empty my drains right there and then.
ReplyDelete"because it repels people and when i took a short plane ride the other day, i let them hang out and had the whole row to myself."
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
and i was like, you have got to be fucking kidding me. and i very inadvertently squirted some blood on the TSA dude's shoe.
ReplyDeletei took a picture of my tube and my bulb...does anyone want to see?
ReplyDeleteThat is a beatiful story Giraffe.
ReplyDeletei know. if anyone wants a pic, just let me know. it's uglier than CBT's kid.
ReplyDeleteEw.
ReplyDeleteDid DirtyNasty's friend's chair setter upper have a nice place?
oh hell yeah, nice place.
ReplyDeleteoh wait, not him, i did not go home with the chair guy. he just took me home to my place.
ReplyDeleteWOW... how did that happen RQ? Glad you are ok, seriously. But how are you just now on the mend and already going on dates? Or did this happen prior to the surgery?
ReplyDelete"it's uglier than CBT's kid."
ReplyDeleteSweet. I was waiting on someone to say something along those lines (just looking at the goofy grin is enough for me), I was thinking Evil Spurs Fan would drop by, I'm glad you did Giraffe.
yes, Elfie...it happened before the surgery. I am just now getting angry about it.
ReplyDeleteby nice place I meant ass.
ReplyDeleteDid you snap pics of him while he wasn't paying attention? Feel free to send any my way.
thanks, spurs. being truthful is one of my virtues
ReplyDeletedo not let it anger you, RQ, you will frown and get wrinkles, we discussed this earlier.
ReplyDeleteAnd that is an excellent virtue.
ReplyDeletepfft. no, KB. as if someone as famous as myself would ever have a moment where no one is looking.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you think so, spurs. because it is a burden most days. kill the messenger mentality wears me down
ReplyDeleteWe should go on a covert mission to smear dog shit and your tube drainage blood/puss all over his expensive fleet of vehicles.
ReplyDeletei'm going to go to American Junkie soon. At first I was going to raise major hell, but now I've decided to dress in an aristocratic manner and drink tequila with my pinky finger in the air, talking only in a weird accent understandable only to me.
ReplyDeleteright on, Spurs. That's what I'm talking about.
ReplyDeleteI have to go because judge judy is coming on and I need to make some pot pies.
i'm going to send you a picture, spurs. just so you can appreciate how ill i have been over the last weeks.
ReplyDeleteby my contemporaries, especially you, dear Elfie.
ReplyDeleteWell, enjoy Judge Judy Giraffe. Thanks for stopping by, I wish you'd come around more often.
ReplyDeleteoh, yes, I like that too. When can you girls come over? Do you like pot pies?
ReplyDeletethanks for listening everyone.
ReplyDeleteI dont like potpies, they will make me fat like DG, and I dont want legs like hers.
ReplyDeleteCan I throw it up in your toilet after I take a few bites?
I'm sure she'd let you kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteI like pot pie... I'll be over around 7. Glad you're doing better RQ, for a bit there I was contemplating the reason for your apparent disappearance. I had imagined that possibly you had found profound happiness and longer needed this site to fufill your miserable life (like the rest of us)... I was obviously wrong, but as selfish as it sounds I'm glad you're back.
ReplyDeleteThat was beautiful Skeets.
ReplyDeleteSkeets I am not miserable, I just like to make others feel that way through my words here.
ReplyDeleteI actually think you make people feel way better about themselves kinkyb!tch. Kind of like a "Things suck, but at least I'm not that pedo humping dipshit" type of thing.
ReplyDeleteI'm not miserable (for the most part) either KB... but when I first started going on The Dirty it was because I was lonely and not very happy. I was honestly thinking about this this other day while I washed my hair.
ReplyDeleteYou do some deep thinking while washing your hair, don't you Streets?
ReplyDeleteWell yeah Sours, I really do.
ReplyDeleteShuddup, Spurs. I agree I make people feel good about themselves, that is one of the many perks you get when you befriend me, but it is due to my overall fun nature.
ReplyDeleteSkeets-I used to go on the Dirty to laugh, way back when it was DirtyScottsdale it was funny, that is when I first saw it. I think about deep stuff while doing mundane things as well.
Sours, if you keep this pedofucker talk up, I'm going to have him kick your ass.
ReplyDeleteNow you two think about that the next time you are doing something mundane.
ReplyDeleteLike sleeping with your men (toads) for example.
I will hunt you down and cut up all of your Spurs crap that you have.
ReplyDeleteHey, another movie that gets my thumbs up is The Time Travelers Wife. It made me cry at the end though, so you will be sobbing, Spurs, but go ahead and watch it anyway.
KB~ Yeah when I first saw it it was DS and I went on every now and again just to laugh but at some point I was on there more and more. It was because I had newfound free time since my kids were not with me 24/7 anymore and I didn't know what to do with myself, plus I was really unhappy that I was forced to send them to their dad's house.
ReplyDeleteI won't be watching The Time Travelers Wife anytime soon kinkyb!tch, but thanks.
ReplyDeleteThat is odd that you mention that, Sours, cause sometimes during the start of sex I do think of all kinds of random stuff. Sometimes I will even say to myself "self, why are you thinking of this while doing this", it is so odd, even more interesting is that I can still perform as though my mind is completely focused on one thing. Eventually it goes away, but it always is comical to me that my brain functions that way.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I really am schizophrenic?
"Sometimes I will even say to myself "self, why are you thinking of this while doing this",
ReplyDeleteProbably it's because the Warden is a lousy lay.
"Maybe I really am schizophrenic?"
No doubt, but I'm still going with the Warden being lousy.
Why not, Spurs? It is a good movie. It is not a chick flick at all.
ReplyDeleteYou know what else I saw recently, but it sucked majorly-Couples Retreat. I heard it was good, but it was not, it was a bit too long as well.
Streets, do you have any movies you recommend? Do you have anything else to add besides Revolutionary Road and Requiem for a Dream, Spurs?
Yes, I recommend The Insider for sure.
ReplyDeleteI had a hard time watching the Time Travelers Wife, ADD + twisting and turning and time changing storyline do not work well.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite movie is "American Beauty" and I love, love, love "Fresh"
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't expect your favorite movie to be American Beauty Streets.
ReplyDeleteAnd what is Fresh about?
WHy not Sours? I love that movie!
ReplyDeleteFresh is a movie I like and we have talked about it before, I don't feel like explaining it to you right now,just check it out, you wont be disappointed.
I don't know Skeets, it just doesn't seem like a movie that would be your favorite.
ReplyDeleteAnd I just googled Fresh. I remember the movie now.
Watch it Spurs, it's really good.
ReplyDeleteI like movies that are a little off, Cereal Mom, Edward Scissorhands, Cry Baby, The Orginal Hairspray... all some of my favorites.
do these cunts ever stop blabbing about the most boring shit that nobody would ever give a fuck about?
ReplyDeleteAnd that Giraffe whore, what a delusional psycho path that thing is. Prime candidate for suicide if you ask me.
What's going on Evil? I was wondering where you've been. What do you think of CBT's daughter here?
ReplyDeleteCute kid. It's a good thing she didn't get stuck with CBT's nose.
ReplyDeleteNice to see RQ's still obsessing over the dude that had the help escort her out of his house.
ReplyDeleteDG, on me the nose looks good, but you're right, it's a good thing she didn't get it.
Elfie said...
ReplyDeleteWatch it Spurs, it's really good.
"I like movies that are a little off, Cereal Mom, Edward Scissorhands, Cry Baby, The Orginal Hairspray... all some of my favorites."
I love all the same movies that you do. I haven't seen Fresh so I will have to watch it now.
Cry Baby is one of my favourties.. I also like The Producers.
My two favourte dramas are Duma and Nowhere in Africa. Nowhere in Africa is an incredible movie, based on a true story..
It's a German film, so if you don't mind watching subtitles you'll like. It won a bunch of film awards.. I think it's still the top grossing moving in Germany
Damn DG, you actually wrote something nice.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Astrid? You really do love Germany, don't you?
ReplyDeleteI was just thinking that I have been talking a lot about Germany lately... but I can't help when it comes to mind
ReplyDeleteNo big deal. It's like taking a little trip everytime you write about it.
ReplyDeleteI would rather take a trip to Amsterdam...
ReplyDeleteI want to when I graduate. I need to find a party to go with me though
Amsterdam would be fun, that's a nice choice.
ReplyDeleteYou should go too.. We will meet you there and all go to a pot house..
ReplyDeleteYou can find me at the nearest brothel.
ReplyDeletenobody is gonna pay to have sex with you spurs... good luck getting hired though, maybe you should get them stoned first. Your chances of being hired would probably increase..
ReplyDeleteI'm just going to give you a pass on your ignorance in trying to insult me.
ReplyDeleteRQ'll pay him once she recovers from her surgery.
ReplyDeleteI am not trying to insult you spurs..
ReplyDeleteI am trying to help you out.
Trust me...
Meet me at the pot house with the pimps, get them stoned, then apply for the job... I know what I am talking about
Obsessed with RQ as usual I see CBT.
ReplyDeleteYou have experience working with pimps Astrid?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I enjoy the crazy old heifer's comments.
ReplyDeleteI worked in a brothel... it was a dump... but I was the best pimp in Hamburg
ReplyDeleteI'm sure she appreciates that you enjoy her comments CBT.
ReplyDeleteShe said your kid is ugly CBT... did you like that comment? She probably doesn't think your kid is worth $5,000.
ReplyDeleteYou were a pimp in Hamburg huh? A female pimp? Sweet.
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ReplyDeleteAstrid, I don't recall offering to sell my kid.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I doubt she was pimp.
ReplyDeleteI won't say bad things about kids even if the poor thing somehow was created out of expired sperm.
ReplyDeleteBut I don't doubt she worked in a whorehouse.
ReplyDeleteBut then again my dad was 41 when he had me so I guess this child will lead a fun prosperous life like me.
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteI won't say bad things about kids even if the poor thing somehow was created out of expired sperm."
Apparently it hadn't all expired.
That is if it is really your kid, cbt. She is too cute. I think you need to call Maury.
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteBut then again my dad was 41 when he had me so I guess this child will lead a fun prosperous life like me."
That was, again, almost nice, DG.
"DG said...
ReplyDeleteThat is if it is really your kid, cbt. She is too cute. I think you need to call Maury."
She's mine. We had the test done.