E-mail: i see from this pic that drew has gone worldwide with his scam.....i mean business.
SPURS FAN says: Wow. I guess I underestimated his product. That phone is really high tech. I bet you can contact aliens with that thing. Good to see he's gone global.
seems like drew took advantage of obamas bailout money like a drunken prom date and expanded to the congo to rip off...help other people.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny man. Nice.
ReplyDeletehow many of this kids next generations are gonna have to keep paying the never ending tab from going into business with drew?
ReplyDeleteAnother satisfied customer.
ReplyDeleteAbout as many that are going to have to pay off Obama's bailout package you mentioned above anonymous.
ReplyDeleteDrew:
ReplyDeleteYep, the kid looks happy.
LMAO! Good stuff Spurs. No fan of Obama here. About to watch O'Rielly on Fox News
ReplyDeletekinda gives new meaning to the phrase: 'this phone is shit!'
ReplyDeleteYou can thank the e-mailer Drew. But yeah, I didn't think you were a fan of Obama.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny anonymous.
ReplyDeleteSarah P is hot, just sayin. Not like the DG butt face
ReplyDeleteOf course I sell shitty phones. And here is picture proof!
ReplyDeleteHe could have upgraded to the corn keypad, but he was too cheap.
ReplyDeleteYou really don't like DG, do you Drew?
ReplyDeleteCorn keypad? That's a bestseller.
ReplyDeleteBut he did get the 'fart' ringtone. But he needs to get bling if he gets the ring.
ReplyDeleteDid you see the Newsweek Pic of Sarah Palin they jacked from a runner mag in which she was promoting fitness? I rubbed one out :)
ReplyDeleteI don't think that kid is going to be rolling around in any "bling."
ReplyDeleteNo, I didn't see that pic Drew. But I am watching her interview now.
ReplyDeleteI would have taken his jacket as payment.
ReplyDeleteI have the Woopie Pad app on my iPhone..........
ReplyDeleteSplattttttttttttt
me too
ReplyDeleteDrew:
ReplyDeleteI just looked at the cover. I love how the media just continues to bash her. Not sexist at all.
I really hooked this kid up with the 'Pig Drew' extras. He can call ANY gay sex hotline nationwide for free! And on top of that, any Greg Blast pic texts are free! Plus I installed a GPS monitoring software so I can track him wherever he goes.
ReplyDeleteDude, she was a Governor and a VP candidate. She's beautiful and her views are inline with ours. the perfect woman in my book.
ReplyDeleteThat's really funny "Pig Drew."
ReplyDeleteDrew:
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't say that her views are entirely like mine, but I just found the way the media bashed her to be revolting.
whats the difference between sarah palins mouth and vagina?
ReplyDeleteshes only had one retarded thing come out of her vagina.
C'mon man, that's awful. So crude, but it was funny.
ReplyDeleteAnon:
ReplyDeleteNot cool.
meh....oh well. shes the one that considered aborting it.
ReplyDeleteI must say, Sarah looks pretty good.
ReplyDeleteI must say, Tod and the other T.O.D. look good.
ReplyDeleteI don't care what she looks like Drew, what's funny to me is how it's fashionable to rip for the media to take shots at her over and over.
ReplyDeleteHasselback's hot too!
ReplyDeleteThat's just wrong Pig Drew.
ReplyDeleteBet yet I laughed again.
ReplyDeleteTIME FOR A GREG BLAST!
ReplyDelete8====B~* ~* ~*
Thoughtful.
ReplyDeleteThanks. I think?
ReplyDeleteKasey, I'm in an infatuation mode at this hour. I'll agree that there outer attributes are taking president. Lets agree to disagree.
ReplyDeleteAlec, that's cool.
ReplyDeleteBasically what I am trying to say is that nobody has replied to my CL ad and it gets so cold and lonely in America's armpit.
ReplyDeleteWOW! My real name is Julio
ReplyDeletePig drew:
ReplyDeleteTell DG/RQ that there breath smells like my balls........
Your real name is Julio? Makes sense.
ReplyDeleteI saw the best slacks ever invented. Quadruple pleated Dockers with an elastic waistband! There were so many pleats i thought i was looking at the stage curtains of a Broadway musical.
ReplyDeleteThat's really funny Pig Drew.
ReplyDeleteWhats funny is that I couldn't buy them because nobody has bought into my MLM scam. I love pants that make me look like I have a F.U.P.A.
ReplyDeleteA F.U.P.A. is what all the women want.
ReplyDeleteI lie to them and tell them my name is Cinder-fella and that at midnight all of my gut will turn into dick. Of course it doesn't happen and I don't get laid...but one day somebody will be dumb enough to fall for it.
ReplyDeleteWell, good luck with that.
ReplyDeleteI still wear M.C. Hammer pants. They have a metallic paisley print. 50 pleats on each side!
ReplyDeleteM.C. Hammer Pants? They are still in style?
ReplyDeleteWait, I guess in New Jersey they are.
ReplyDeleteFirst I need style to be in style. But I don't care that I look like a hot air balloon turning upside down. It's all about the pleats!
ReplyDeleteIndeed, it's all about the pleats. The pleats make or break you.
ReplyDeleteThey are the great convincer. They can fool a chick into thinking your pockets are full of cash or you have a large Greg.
ReplyDeleteYou should give fashion advice for a living.
ReplyDeleteNah, that's too hard. I would rather have people just sign up to something bogus and send me money.
ReplyDeleteTo each his own I guess.
ReplyDeleteHEY! Somebody replied to my CL ad! Oh man, I'm excited! Let me cue up 'Goodbye Horses'! Wish me luck!
ReplyDeleteGood luck. So what's this lady like?
ReplyDeleteUh...lady?
ReplyDeleteOh, my bad.
ReplyDeleteNo time for questions. I have to take a shower and hide my fake jewelry! Wish me luck!
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletewhats the difference between sarah palins mouth and vagina?
shes only had one retarded thing come out of her vagina."
I don't know which Anonymous this was, but however much its ripped on me, all is forgiven because of this comment. LMFAO!
This post should actually be called "Medium Pimpin' Got His First Cell Phone From Drew".
ReplyDeleteI dont appreciate this post, my p.o. has now called me in to his office as this is a violation.
ReplyDeleteI have to suck him off to get out of this trouble
thanks Kasey
lol.
ReplyDeleteCbt that was the funniest comment on here, omg! I almost teared up. His first cell phone from Drew, lmfao.
ReplyDeletefrom the distance between the collar and his neck, that just might be mp.
ReplyDelete"*Miss Texas* said...
ReplyDeleteCbt that was the funniest comment on here, omg! I almost teared up. His first cell phone from Drew, lmfao."
Thanks sugar.
"Anonymous said...
from the distance between the collar and his neck, that just might be mp."
That's what inspired my comment.
I hate blacks, but hey they buy cell phones too.
ReplyDeleteCBT: how about a greg blast?
Alec: No thanks, send it to RQ. I'm sure she hasn't seen a dick in a long time.
ReplyDeleteA man goes to a brand new golf course to play a round. He tells the pro that he needs a caddy.
ReplyDeleteThe pro says, "All we have here are robot caddies. They're not cheap to rent, but we guarantee you'll play the best round you've ever played if you follow their advice."
The guy rents the robot caddy and, sure enough, following its advice, he shoots his best round ever.
A week later he goes back to play again and asks the pro for another robot caddy.
The pro says, "Sorry, we had to get rid of them. They were chrome and we had too many complaints about the reflections from the Sun getting in some of the golfers eyes."
The man says, "I hate that, man, they were great, why didn't you just paint them black?"
The pro says, "We tried that. The day after we did that, two of them didn't show up for work and one robbed the clubhouse."
I thought liberals weren't racist CBT.
ReplyDeleteSorry to delete your comment "Alec", you've jacked Drew's name enough.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteSorry to delete your comment "Alec", you've jacked Drew's name enough."
That was nice of you Spurs.
i wonder if pig drew got any last night?
ReplyDeleteThanks CBT. It's different when you change your name up to comment as No Hat and Cadillac.
ReplyDeleteOh, you change it to Hat CBT too.
ReplyDeleteA newspaper reporter was interviewing an old Hillbilly who'd just turned 100. He asked the old man, "So, tell me what was the most fun you ever had in your 100 years?"
ReplyDeleteThe old man replied, grinning at the memory, "Well, oncet this goat got lost in the woods. Me and my cousins went out ahuntin' it and after we found it, we all got drunk and took turns afuckin' it."
The reporter, somewhat aghast, then asked, "Ok so what was the worst time you ever had in your 100 years?"
The old man replied, his eyes starting to tear up," "Well oncet, I got lost in the woods..."
Spurs: its really me, I am now taking a more mature approach to the interwebs
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteThat's a much more realistic story.
I'm out on the name jacking. I don't mind those guys creating alter egos of me. They can be pretty funny occasionally, especially Cadamino Man.
ReplyDeleteNo "Alec" I don't think it's really you.
ReplyDeleteWhy were there only 2000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
ReplyDeleteThey only brought 4 cars.
Boy howday nah... I sees y'alls posted mah shuga baby, she a real rype piece o arse I tell ya whut.
ReplyDeleteWhuts wif this herein eye-talyn feller by da nammea mathew? done rekkin i never herd ovit
Yes, you lost out on the sugar baby. Sorry about that.
ReplyDeleteWell shoot nah boy dat derr aint da only unnovum I gots. Hell, i got moe cousins than I can shake a dick at.
ReplyDeleteI real mans spurs, REAL MANS sho do know howta treet a l'ady tell ya whut, I PAY fer them ice creams
When high school lets out today, you should take them all to see that gay ass New Moon shit.
ReplyDeleteI don't even mind getting name jacked when It's so obviously not me.
ReplyDeleteWhat? That's not you?
ReplyDeleteHi skul? Whut da tarnation you talking bout SpermBreath? skulin done end at 2nd grade round these herein ozark, and they be the doctors
ReplyDeleteThat's not me speaking hillbilly. What picture does the avatar show? My computer here at the station blocks the pictures.
ReplyDeleteIt is me, that thurr \CBTin fake, he aint even wearin a cowpoke hat
ReplyDeleteI'm not seeing the pictures either. This computer I'm on sucks. But both profiles aren't available.
ReplyDeleteOh, so it's Hat CBT. Cool.
ReplyDeleteActually I am getting very sick of the name jacking. It gets old.
ReplyDeleteI'm cool with Hat CBT. The pictures differentiate us.
ReplyDeleteWell shoot no hat, dat done made da mos sense I ever done herda
ReplyDeleteHowdy m'lady
ReplyDeleteI done sold me some cars taday nah
ReplyDeleteHat CBT:
ReplyDeleteSorry, had to delete that comment.
"CBT said...
ReplyDeleteActually I am getting very sick of the name jacking. It gets old."
That's wasn't me.
"Cadillac Man (The Commenter Formerly Known As CBT) said...
ReplyDeleteI done sold me some cars taday nah"
I haven't been in the car business for over a year, idiot.
Yes CBT, that was Hat CBT who made the name jackin comment.
ReplyDeleteWhat does a blond say after multiple orgams?
ReplyDeleteSo what team do you boys play for?
*ogasms*
ReplyDelete*orgasms*
ReplyDeleteFucking Pelicanitis.
whut da hell?
ReplyDeleteThat was pretty good CBT.
ReplyDeleteyou think that little monkey knows how to use that mud phone?
ReplyDeleteA redhead, a brunette and a blond, all pregnant, are sitting in a doctor's waiting room.
ReplyDeleteThe brunette, says, "My grandmother told me than if my husband was on top when we conceived, I'd have a boy".
The redhead laughs and says, "Well, I guess I'm having a girl."
The blond starts crying. The other two women ask her what's wrong.
The blond crys, "Oh my fucking God, I'm gonna have puppies!".
Two blonds are having a deep conversation. One asks, "Which is closer, Florida or the moon?"
ReplyDeleteThe other says, "You dumb bitch, you can't see Florida from here!"
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletei wonder if pig drew got any last night?"
We went to the Tiki bar last night so Drew could play pirate again. He brought home a woman that was somewhat large. The neighbors called the police because they thought we were making a rhinoceros porno film in our apartment.
Thanks for the update Avery.
ReplyDeleteAvery: you're dead
ReplyDeleteJust wanted to let all of his friends know, that Chiggers passed away this morning due to malnourishment
ReplyDeleteItalian attorney: You are fat and hairy.
ReplyDeleteavery:
ReplyDeleteYou are small and feathery
Now Chiggers is dead too?
ReplyDeleteAwful.
The police arrested the big woman Drew was having sex with. It seems she had 50 pounds of crack on her. I thought it was a drug charge at first, but they were talking about her buttocks.
ReplyDeleteItalian attorney: If you come after me, I will hide in Drew's ass because I know you will not reach in there after me.
ReplyDeleteI know who the "alec" name jacker is, one particular term they used gave it away. You are the epitome of a loser.
ReplyDeleteWho is it? I've never written down ip's and there are too many people around that area who come in, so it's hard for me to pinpoint who it is Streets.
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteI am now curious as to who it is.
Elfie: Who is it?
ReplyDeletein AZ, PHX area to be exact.
ReplyDeleteCome on guys... use your method of deduction here, it's not that difficult.
ReplyDeleteI'm still not sure Streets.
ReplyDeleteMe neither
ReplyDeleteI'm right about the location and right about the person too. I specialize in discourse analysis.
ReplyDeleteI think you have a good idea Spurs.
I dont even know where fools be at on here for the most part
ReplyDeleteSo who do you think it is then Streets?
ReplyDelete