Friday, November 20, 2009

*Miss Texas* cruises through her 'hood





She made this a couple of days ago to respond to RQ's video. I just thought it was too soon to post. That music is awful, *Miss Texas*. If you are going to listen to rap (I don't even refer to what that junk you were listening to as rap), throw in some Wu Tang Clan.

494 comments:

  1. notice it was trash day, everyone has their garbage bins out

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  2. I didn't notice that, but indeed, it is trash day.

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  3. Of course it was trash day, you were there.

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  4. I know Miss Texas claims not to be Mexican, but she's so chola...Not that that's a bad thing. I kinda like it.

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  5. The video is so short because it took roughly one minute for the neighborhood watch to go into effect.

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  6. put it's really cool that you cruise up and down what you consider "upscale" neighborhood yelling "fuck you rocket queen" out the window.

    yeah, that's not crazy.

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  7. Terrible music, Terrible video.

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  8. Spurs: Just so you know, I intend to insult every ethnic group, including Caucasians, I can think of a joke for over the next 12 hours. Are blonds an ethnic group?

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  9. man, and just look at those hamhocks you call fucking legs. they look like tree trunks.

    and those shoes, remember Cinderella's step sisters when they tried to cram their feet into the slipper? Well, I think I see actually lard spilling over your shoes.

    man, fat rolls on the feet. wow.

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  10. EV:

    Yeah, the music was awful. But the video was short.

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  11. Australia's new tourism slogan:

    Australia, where men are men and sheep are nervous.

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  12. No CBT, blondes aren't an ethnic group. But I think backwoods people from Arkansas are an ethnic group.

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  13. oh my god, i just noticed that chair out on the porch...holy crap, man. did you steal that from the dollar cinema?

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  14. i'm gonna send the top photo in to the dirty and hope nik makes it "caption of the day"

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  15. see you later, Miss Texas, you common ghetto troll.

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  16. RQ, do they make women's shoes in your size?

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  17. Giraffe:

    Damn, good eye. I didn't notice the chair.

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  18. "SPURS FAN said...

    No CBT, blondes aren't an ethnic group. But I think backwoods people from Arkansas are an ethnic group."

    I've always assumed we were. I went ahead and got us out of the way on the last post.

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  19. oh, and for the record, Miss Texas, you have a genuine problem always comparing yourself to others.

    That is a concept quite foreign to me. I assess people's strengths and weaknesses, that is only natural. However, it never even enters my mind to compare them with my own.

    head case.

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  20. I never knew a chair could be "offensive on so many levels."

    Funny.

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  21. A escaped gorilla was found by an Italian. As the Italian was leading the gorilla down the street a cop walks up and says, "Hey, you really should take that gorilla to a zoo".

    The next day the same cop sees the Italian leading the gorilla down the street again. He says, "Look, I told you to take that gorilla to the zoo".

    The Italian says, "I did. He's a like it so much today we're going to the Aquarium".

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  22. A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
    "Why of course," comes the reply.
    The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
    "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
    The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
    "Of Course," replies the second man.
    Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
    "Dublin," comes the reply.
    "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
    "Of course," replies the second man.
    Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"
    "Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "I graduated in '65."
    "This is unbelievable!," the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '65, too!"
    About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
    "What's been going on?," he asks the bartender.
    "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."

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  23. i see your son is standing out there, too, Miss Texas, looking forlorn as ever.

    If we were able to see his hands, I'm sure there would be a white cloth in one, and some armour all in the other.

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  24. How does an Italian get into an honest business?

    Usually through the skylight.

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  25. "If we were able to see his hands, I'm sure there would be a white cloth in one, and some armour all in the other."

    That's funny.

    "CB fucking T would you cut the idiotic jokes already?

    We do not have fucking alzheimers like you, and while they might be new and amusing to you, we've heard them before and find you annoying."

    That is really fucking funny.

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  26. HEAVEN is where:
    The police are British
    The chefs Italian
    The mechanics are German
    The lovers are French
    and it's all organised by the Swiss

    HELL is where:
    The police are German
    The chefs are British
    The mechanics are French
    The lovers are Swiss
    and it's all organised by the Italians.

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  27. Again, RQ, do they make women's shoes in your size?

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  28. "Rocket Queen said...

    ...If we were able to see his hands, I'm sure there would be a white cloth in one, and some armour all in the other."

    I gotta give the old bitch her due, that was fucking funny.

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  29. How do you get a RQ off of her knees?

    Cum.

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  30. Why did Dirty Girl stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

    Because it said 'concentrate'.

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  32. This one's for Avery:

    A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, l have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

    "What do they say?" the priest inquired.

    "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

    "That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but l have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and l will put them in with my two male parrots who l taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to worship."

    "Thank you!" the woman responded. So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.

    The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

    One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the bibles away. Our prayers have been answered!"

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  33. I love your video miss tex ass!
    =) Stop fighting with RQ you should just know you will always win! Because your cute young and have a family

    she is old bitter and has a dick

    ( I Decided I Am allowed to be mean to some one who is viciously mean to me for no reason)

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  34. Not much chillen in my snuggie. I am thinking about re-creating a snuggie and naming it a puggie and starting my own line of blankets with arms. Mine would have hello kitties and such on them, and make kid sized ones too.. Aw Brilliance.


    You ?

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  35. Sounds like a winner.

    Me? Not much. Just at work. Tired. Waiting for 2 and 1/2 hours to pass.

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  36. Onyx (Neglected pitbull)November 20, 2009 at 2:25 PM

    This bitch killed chiggers...


    WWWHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY?????????????

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  37. This is random but - my house looks like the south pole! . Or north, not sure where fabricated santa lives ( never believed in the dude! ) Anyways there is way too much decoration going on everywhere for my taste, I have stayed in my room today because I Fear the little snow man might sing at me again for no apparent reason.

    sigh.

    its too cold too I am like a lizard I adapt to the weather around me very fast, Oh and I have scales. You are so lucky, you get to work and blog. I never have time to even check my phone at work for texts

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  38. I like the name Onyx. So that's two of your buddies now dead, huh?

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  39. Yep north pole! Its so funny, I am with kids all day and I have to keep my censor up to not make santa related jokes insinuating he is fake. haha. Its fun I guess, telling them I know him first hand and I Will tell them they were good painters. haha.

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  40. So Pam did you submit your information to The Real World via Email or old fashioned through the post office???

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  41. Onyx (Neglected pitbull)November 20, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    Spurs: Yeah we are dropping like flies. There are some other boys from the cages across from us, who had their decomposed bodies taken out recently too, but we're not as close with them.

    We are the Pen #9 boys...

    RIP Hambone and Chiggers

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  42. No email! haha. It was super fast, its all 100 percent legit though lol. Do it that way, then send the video! I wrote a bio and sent like 10 pics, I made sure to tell them I had a dad with one leg and stuff, i think MTV loves weird stuff. Then I Got the huge ass brochure to fill out last night from the second round part of it, and sent it through email , but I am thinking I Will send it in the mail too just to be sure.

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  43. This video is an atrocity. MT, I thought you said this was your neighborhood? I thought you also said you were going to burn RQ with your new vid?

    CBT: Time to call it a day on the comments.

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  44. Pen #9 boys? That's cool, like a gang on a prison floor.

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  45. anon. it was her older video her burning video was prob. her the other one when she dishes RQ some beef and RQ took it all in that manly mouth of hers

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  46. Anonymous:

    You didn't like CBT's jokes?

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  47. What I find to be funny is that she is listening to a song that drops names of high end designers (as if she owns any of it) and brags about a $60 hat and an "expensive" camo fucking t-shirt.

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  48. Pam, go wash the cum off your hands before you type.

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  49. Oh funny, Your most likely more of a sinner than I am and do those things. I already apologized to God and he forgives, comments like those are not forgiven unless you realize your a cruel person for spitting such hate into the world so I wish you nothing but preyer's and hope you realize what filth you just spoke.

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  50. Anonymous and RQ: Telling me to stop doing something because it annoys you is like waving a red flag at a bull.

    Hey, Pam.

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  51. Are you the CBT or the other one I cant keep up lol . Too many!

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  52. thanks for the "preyer's."

    I don't believe in God, so no need to prey for me.
    Weren't you just attempting to rip RQ? What would God think of that?

    You are a drone. Please try to type a coherent comment for once in your life.

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  53. Why are all the roads in France lined with trees?

    Because the Germans like to march in the shade.

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  54. "Pamela Anne said...

    Are you the CBT or the other one I cant keep up lol . Too many!"

    I'm the one whose first name you know, baby.

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  55. CBT: Do your jokes make you laugh? When you tell them at your watering hole do you capture an audience?

    You just aren't on top of it today.

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  56. CBT, another question dealing with some of these insurance agencies. A couple of days ago I got the call to go pick up my car from the body shop. When I arrived they ran into some issues on the last minute check. The car was leaking coolant, which I was told was no big deal, but also the A/C was not working. They asked me if it had been working before the wreck, of course it was. They called out the adjuster again and he denied it claiming the compressor was on the other side of the engine bay and could not have been damaged in the wreck. Anyway around this? I'm not forking out over $1,000 for something that worked perfectly fine (was even on when I got out of the car) before the wreck.

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  57. A coherent comment ? It was very coherent, she attacked me two nights ago for no reason when I had always been nice to her, always. And I do believe in God, so if you don't then that is fine too, but I was being honest. You don't need to make remarks like wash your hands, its gross and unnecessary. I am not here to be rude to anyone, I made one rude comment - maybe two, about RQ because she had treated me with such disrespect. If you dislike me great, but its a waste of time to say such rude things. Even if you don't believe in god or preying, you should believe that all people have a life to live and being hurtful is no way to portray yourself. Than again, you hide behind a name that no one can distinguish you by, so what does it matter to you ? Exactly, but I am glad I am not your mind and I don't have to go to sleep at night and wonder what good I did for the day.

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  58. What's the Jewish definition of gay?

    Someone that likes girls more than money.

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  59. EV, is the car still under factory warranty? If it is, that may be the route to go. You just need to keep fucking with the adjuster and eventually he'll come around, though.

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  60. miss texas, this video proves nothing. just because you are driving on a public street in a middle class area does not mean you live there. also, the interior of your shack does not match with the exterior of those houses. this video is a failure. an epic failure at that.

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  61. Pray for me, Pam.

    I think you have forgotten what site you are on. go try a biblethumping site if what you want to do is preach.

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  62. also, you are exactly what trash is. you make sure your car is clean but dont give a damn about your front lawn (if that is even your lawn). trim your hedges while pablo washes your car.

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  63. "Anonymous said...

    CBT: Do your jokes make you laugh? When you tell them at your watering hole do you capture an audience?

    You just aren't on top of it today."

    I'm just posting this shit to aggravate RQ, the two or three good jokes are on the last post.

    She still hasn't let me know if they really make women's shoes in her size, though.

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  64. prey *and your right, I will not preach to you, but at the same time why say mean things to me, If I ever did anything to deserve it I have done everything in my power to say my sorry's and hoped the world would forgive me for the way I acted when I was living the life that was full of dirt and disgust.

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  65. Pam:

    I think God is already punishing me. It is cold, dumping rain outside, and I haven't a bite of chocolate in the house.
    I would apologize if I knew it would get me 80 degree weather and a large piece of fresh, creamy chocolate with almonds.

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  66. Pam, honey, just keep on being Pam. You've been doing good.

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  67. CBT:
    I will answer that for you. they do.

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  68. Well, If I knew who you were I would send you chocolate because I don't have the capabilities of the sun. Sorry. It is not raining here but I am pretty sure my snuggie is no longer keeping me warm and I Will have to get another source of warmth as well.

    Didn't mean to be all religious on you and I wish you all of the chocolate in the world

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  69. Really? I would have thought she had to have her shoes custom made. I guess they make size 13 and up for female impersonators, though.

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  70. CBT. I Don't need to know I am doing good, I am human and I just turned 21, I think my birthday week set me back on the good scale for a week or two . lol. But oh well, lessons are good to learn first hand instead of reading about them in a book from oprah.

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  71. No the car is about 10,000 miles out of the factory warranty.

    Explain fucking with the adjuster? I can tend to be violent at times and all sorts of ideas are going through my head right now.

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  72. So pam honey, when do you wanna get married?

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  73. CBT:

    Your "pimp hand" is strong. Mad game you have there.

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  74. Haha thees aint even are neeighborhood babe. And can you bring thee car back, por favor? I gotta take it back to the chop shop and get thee feenger prints wiped before tonight

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  75. hey mess texas....is that a 10k car? did you get a good deal at the car auction?

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  76. odalay! dees e's uno bueno moost-ang. hue no we mexicanos lub dees cars! arriba!

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  77. Apparently, the mexicans have swam over to spursfansays.....way to be culturally diverse man.

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  78. danks fer sheeking out dat hood and looking fer stuff to steel fer us! we gonna use dah dinero fer mur weed! arriba!

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  79. "EV said...

    Explain fucking with the adjuster? I can tend to be violent at times and all sorts of ideas are going through my head right now."

    First, get the people at the dealership to verify that the AC compressor not working is due to the accident. Second, once that's done call the adjuster's supervisor and POLITELY request that another adjuster take a look at the vehicle and talk to the people at the repair shop. No threat, no anger. Use, "Look, can you help me here. My AC was working fine prior to the accident, we both know the accident is the reason and the shop confirms it..." Remember, BE NICE. People like to help nice people, unless you're in the Northeast or Chicago.

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  80. all the parts of the mustang and MT are made in Juarez.

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  81. Are Pinche Pancho and El Chico Loco related?

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  82. Thanks Francis, I was thinking the same thing. Diverse indeed.

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  83. Don't let Lou Dobbs know man or those guys are toast....

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  84. "SPURS FAN said...

    CBT:

    Your "pimp hand" is strong. Mad game you have there."

    Spurs: That was fake CBT. I can't marry Pam because she won't let me have a cat.

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  85. Francis:

    Lou Dobbs? That cat doesn't even have a new forum yet, so these guys are cool.

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  86. Whats so bad about my car? I actually think its pretty nice. Not 2 shabby for a 22 year old...

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  87. hay all hue gringos, sheek dis out. we steel jer stuff when hue ur at werking. we hab senora te-has go jerive around and chee steels stuff fer us. arriba! el chico loco is mi primo ese!

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  88. Speers:

    Simon ese, we are all reelateed uno wey or another, por vida! Viva La Raza~!

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  89. I hate Lou Dobbs, now if Fox will get rid of Glenn Beck my world will be complete....

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  90. I love how Pincho Pancho feels the need to throw in "arriba" with a ! point. Nice lingo too, by the way.

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  91. ok yall are gay im going to facebook to talk to Pammy later

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  92. Francis:

    But you like O'Reilly and Hannity?

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  93. "Francis Begbie said...

    I hate Lou Dobbs, now if Fox will get rid of Glenn Beck my world will be complete...."

    I knew I liked you Francis.

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  94. hay senora te-has, onde esta los perrdos de los gringos? yo quede tres perrdos por mi fiesta! arriba!

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  95. "SPURS FAN said...

    Francis:

    But you like O'Reilly and Hannity?"

    I never thought I could dislike someone more than Bill O'Reilly, but Beck and Limbaugh have him beat now.

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  96. I can't stand Hannity, but don't mind O'Reilly that much. I didn't like him at first but now tolerate him because I can't stand Campbell Brown or Keith Oberlmann

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  97. I am going onto facebook to talk to miss J. bye bye boys and commenter's

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  98. Que ju talkin abouut Speers? I dont like how ju talking to mi primo, ay

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  99. odalay miss te-has! ju gonna leb me and chico alone wif dees gringos? cheese not right ese chico!

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  100. "Francis Begbie said...

    I can't stand Hannity, but don't mind O'Reilly that much. I didn't like him at first but now tolerate him because I can't stand Campbell Brown or Keith Oberlmann"

    I like Oberlmann, don't care much for Brown.

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  101. I knew I should have paid more attention in Spanish class.......you just never know when you're going to need it.

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  102. What are you going to do about it, El Chico Loco?

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  103. CBT,
    I used too like KO, now for some reason I find Chris Matthews very entertaining

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  104. if jur gonna leb us like dat den ju need to gimme back my messican flag bandana! pronto con huevo!

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  105. que onda wey francis, ju dont leern thees spanish frum esculea holmes, thees is straight from growing up en the barrio ay

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  106. El Chico loco,
    Have Nuestra and the Taliban merged? I'm always the last to know

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  107. odlay, das ah-right. imma go feez mi pinche schwinn lowrider bike. i think mi car club es gonna be in dah pinche tanksgibbing pur-aids. ay caramba! eat my chorts ese putos!

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  108. fuck thees mang, I need to go get me some moto y bud light ay... yo goeeng to work on my chebby in my yarda holmes... Poncho come thru ay

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  109. ay ese, wood chew do mi a favor ese? could shoe git me some lime sall fer dah boot-wisers?

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  110. It just dawned on me; Anonymous, how do you know RQ's shoe size?

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  111. fuck that ay.. Im goeeng to geet sum clamato ay.. fuck jeah ese

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  112. Francis, Matthews gets on my nerves, always has.

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  113. ay ese chico, why ju pudding jer pee-sure on the dubba you dubba you dubba you? dah pinche polica can see it ese! den ju might get rec-oh-niced and git sent to dah pinta!

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  114. Why did I get on your nerves Francis? Did you buy a from from me or did I greg blast your girl?

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  115. Pancho, chinga tu madre, y tia, tambien.

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  116. Alec, Chris Matthews, not you.

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  117. Ay wey Pancho reelax holmes, I want to go to la pinta holmes, i haveent seeen mi carnales, o mi hermano, o mi tios en a long tiempo ese.

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  118. odalay hoto cbt, chupa mi pito!

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  119. alla verga wey pinche puto cbt

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  120. Pancho, beso mi cula, chingada.

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  121. odalay chico, bluud en bluud out. is like dat to all dah gringos. we don die, we multiply.

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  122. dees pinche maddicon de cbt quedes un pinche chingaso en la cabesa! a la madre hoto!

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  123. Ok, I've exhausted my Spanish except for "Quiero beso su pinoche" and "Manos arriba".

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  124. yo soy loco, cbt! queso con carne puto madre! man cbt, ju come obber to te-has and we wool run hue obber wid that moost-ang dat are gurl gots.

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  125. Spurs, thanks for the translation.

    Cholos: Go steal some kid's bike.

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  126. "queso con carne puto madre!"

    Cheese with meat whore mother? wtf?

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  127. we uh-reddy did, puto!

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  128. "Pinche Pancho said...

    we uh-reddy did, puto!"

    That was funny, cholo.

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  129. CBT:

    When you see the word "puto" that means pussy.

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  130. are hue making frun uf mi?

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  131. fuck dees putos! imma go fish my cha-win. arriba!

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  132. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7jhb8_UPfw

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  133. "Pinche Pancho said...

    are hue making frun uf mi?"

    Of course. Let me guess you are totally unaware of the existence of automobile insurance, right?

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  134. ju wate and see weh we steel jur chit and we sail it on kregs leest! arriba!

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  136. Why doesn't Mexico have a Olympic team?

    Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already in Texas.

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  137. Ju go aheed and laff unteal we steel jur chit.

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  138. "Pinche Pancho said...

    Ju go aheed and laff unteal we steel jur chit."

    Y'all wouldn't make it past Fort Smith before these redneck cops up here had you jacked up. Being Mexican on I-30 or I-40 is considered probable cause in Arkansas. Be sure to drive up here in a Uhaul truck, too.

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  139. You ever think about working for the U.N. CBT? You seem like you would make a great diplomat. Not bigoted or racist at all.

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  140. Spurs: I'm really neither bigoted or racist. I believe that ignoring ethnic differences and making certain words taboo increases their power for evil.

    I've used this example before, but: Back in the 1950's saying "fuck" in school could you sent to reform school. Now it's just another word. Overuse destroyed it's power.

    There are truly ethnic differences and they should be embraced as part of a person's heritage being able to laugh AT each other will eventually help us all laugh WITH each other (see Barry Sobel).

    As far as the UN, goes; I joined the Army so I could visit exotic countries and meet people of ancient and diverse cultures and kill them. I believe that disqualifies me as an candidate for Ambassador.

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  141. "Anonymous said...

    CBT:

    groan."

    That joke was perfect in it's suckiness.

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  142. I'll catch y'all in an hour or two. I'm going to the Arena Grill, the place here to meet women with all their teeth, and have a couple of cold Sam Adams', then home to rest up because tomorrow I'm headed to Little Rock for a couple of days.

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  143. "SPURS FAN said...

    True, that might disqualify you (triple rhyme) CBT."

    I left out "and blow their shit up".

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  144. Yeah, I deleted that comment because it wasn't a triple rhyme. I misread my own comment. But yeah, those things disqualify you.

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  145. Spurs: You oughta get out of the basement and come up here. We'll go to the Rusty Rail up on the Missouri line so you can see some real hillbilly trash.

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  146. nest time ju see me imma say 'checker chreet, puto' den imma take jer moony and go buy mota wid it.

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  147. Pinche Pancho said...

    nest time ju see me imma say 'checker chreet, puto' den imma take jer moony and go buy mota wid it."

    Come on up this guys, we'll party. be sure to come up in a Uhaul truck.

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  148. CBT:

    You know, I wouldn't mind visiting the area you live.

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  149. aye ese cbt, yo no soy hoto! do ju gots dat? mi no quede pito! usted si, yo no.

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  150. CBT, thanks for the advice I will probably be taking the car into a dealer anyway and try to get a follow-up of the reason why it went out. Just got back from picking it up, looks like I'll be conditioning the leather all day tomorrow since it appears those guys planted their dirty ass in the seats figuring they were black and no one would tell the difference.

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  151. Damn Miss Texas, why do you let RQ get to you so much?

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  152. CBT it must really suck that you have to narrow down the places you go to guarantee a full set of teeth.

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  153. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxntozrlpMQ

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  154. "SPURS FAN said...
    CBT:

    You know, I wouldn't mind visiting the area you live."

    Take a few days off and c'mon.

    DG: I'm joking, hon, well sort of, anyway. The Royal is where you find the methhead/biker crowd, so there are a few cases of toothlessness, the Arena(I blew off going) the parking lot was pretty empty), is a sports bar where the nurses go. The Brickyard is where the college crowd goes, the Windjammer is the 20 and 30's crowd. I usualy go to the Brickyard and the Windjammer when I go out.

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  155. Anonymous:

    Tim and Eric? Nice. But how was that relevant?

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  156. it wasnt. but i think that video was far better than this mess that mess texas had you post.

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  157. DG:

    Did you see Drew's gone wolrdwide now?

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  158. Thanks for letting us know what's on his menu for Tuesday's.

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  159. im surprised he hasnt let everyone know.

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  160. Yes, I see that. I hope he offers water damage protection.

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  161. dg, cbt is single now. his sugar baby dumped him. go for it.

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  162. I'm not into sugar daddy's. I have a job and can pay my own rent and my car is paid off as well so no need there either..

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  163. he sticks it in the wrong hole....just in case you are looking for that.

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  164. Maybe he could throw in some saran wrap for a phone cover for the people who delcine the water damage coverage.

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  165. Saran wrap? Now that is a strong marketing tool.

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  166. Anonymous: You really have a penis fixation, don't you?

    And I only put it in the other hole if asked to.

    DG: You're sexy and all, but you're a long fucking way from here and I suspect you'd be a pain in the ass as a sugar baby, you aren't a candidate. I like and respect you, though.

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  167. no1 liked my video except for Pammy :(

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  168. I thought you looked nice in the video *Miss Texas*.

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  169. for once you are right, MT.

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  170. I thought you looked good, too, Miss Texas.

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  171. *Miss Texas* said...

    no1 liked my video except for Pammy :(


    Awww..Miss Texas that is not true. Pam didn't like it either, she was just being nice.

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  172. The fat weird lady from Drew CareyNovember 20, 2009 at 7:13 PM

    I liked her eye shadow

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  173. That's funny. That's really funny.

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  174. No Rocket Queen pammy and me are E-Bff's and she thinks im hot-vice versa

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  175. that's great, Miss Texas. Why don't you two crazy kids get together and a play nice game of pin the tail on the donkey with an electrical socket.

    I'm sure Pam has some blindfolds from her days of captivity at the porn trouts shanty mansion.

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  176. uh....rocket. queen...uh...um...yer mean..um...rhymed.

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  177. sPam the Christain CrusaderNovember 20, 2009 at 8:39 PM

    I saw Gad wen I was doing porn on the webcam and it was the best because he paid fore a fool hour of cam. He came aroud every nihgt. My bestest customer, like MT is my bestest e-freend.

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  178. Lol is Pam seriously casting people out as sinners? Really? Funny how that god shit works, one day you're "sinning" across the entire web and the next you've apologized to god and already have adopted the holier than thou attitude.

    Then again, I guess those double-standards are right at home in those religious settings.

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  179. "The fat weird lady from Drew Carey said...

    I liked her eye shadow"

    Her name was Mimi.

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  180. RQ tried doing webcam porn for awhile, but was served with a cease and desist order because of the cases of hysterical blindness she caused. The videos are still available, though. Just Google Sasquatch porn.

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  181. Oh man, CBT. Still have Pelicanitis? I was hoping that whiskey and sleep would help you, but your comments are still falling flat.

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  182. i think cbt needs a hot beef injection.

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