Cadamino Man rips me back

E-mail: so's ah was out at meh gay cuzzins dah udder day and was needin sum munny tah go by sum moonshine frum down dah hollow. well ol roostertail (dats meh gay cuzzin) dun told meh he aint got bout 2 nickels and 3 dimes tah his whole name. so's ah sez dat he needsa quit lyin like an ol coon dog and show meh his wallet. he opens up his wallet and looky wat falls out.....a cute lil pickshur of spurs! boy howdy ah dun flipped meh wig wen ah dun saws dat! ah sez, 'rooster, do ya know who dat dur is?' oh rooster dunt know nuffin' bout dah intronets so he sez, 'well ah met dis hurr yung un at dah gas station wur ah werk dah udder day.' den ah sez, 'rooster, dat dur is spurs! are ya tellin meh dat ya dun took his butt cherry?' and ol rooster just started blushin and gigglin like a skewl gurl. den he sez, 'cadimino, ah tape dis hurr pickshur to the back of the goats heads wenna ah doin dem. it helps keep meh hard. plus it reminds meh wat sumbuddy would do fer 5 dollars of gasoline wen dey broke like dis hurr boy was.'

guess wat spurs, ya dun been found out!

SPURS FAN says: Damn. That was a nice story Cadamino. This really is a funny picture. It really does look like me (that was sad typing that). Geez, I really don't have much going for me if that's the case. But I'm kind of funny, so that counts for something. At least that's what I tell myself. Plus, once again, I'm the best ever at thumb war. Never been beaten. I go leftie too. I could probably snap somebody's neck with my thumb. I know women find that ability to be attractive.