I can't believe this asshole talked so much trash over at thedirty.com. He really does look like a carnival worker. I think the only time this pile of shit should ever open his mouth is to tell maintenance when there is a problem with one of the rides that he is operating. Check out how goofy that haircut is. I really am just laughing at this pic.
I like the blanket in the back that his grandma knitted and gave to him when he was 12.
You know what this guy reminds me of with all that fat that is drooping off his fat carnie looking face?
A pelican.
Hey Pelican, are you related to this guy?
Or is it this guy? (Thanks Streets).
The hair stylist at Supercuts must have told DJ that if he styles his hair like this, girls won't notice he is 67 yrs old.
ReplyDeleteNice jacket, dipshit. That was cool in 1990.
Hey, guess what you piece of shit DJ?
ReplyDeleteI'm going to leave this post up for a LONG time so you can sit and stare at it.
You know, you talked all that shit about women, dude, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.
SPURS FAG?
You:
Have the haicut of a fag, you dress like a fag, and you basically look like a fag.
So guess what?
You are a FAG.
"Nice jacket, dipshit. That was cool in 1990."
ReplyDeleteThat haircut was never cool.
Do you think he stores food in the side of his sagging cheeks like a chipmunk?
ReplyDeleteProbably. Are you two related DG?
ReplyDeleteAhhh, just playing around. I just can't believe this clown had the balls to talk so much trash.
Was that goofball who sent the texts as stupid looking as this guy?
lol, no. But I bet he read my post and still doesn't understand what my problem was.
ReplyDeleteHe probably read what the guy texted and wrote it down.
ReplyDeleteIt's probably better than anything Pelican could ever come up with.
This guy definitely snatchs kids........
ReplyDeleteHe and the other Fat Boy would get along great.
ReplyDeletehaha, he probably did. Where is RQ today?
ReplyDeleteHow was the weekend DG? Other than the fine gentleman you met......
ReplyDeleteIt was very relaxing Francis. I got alot of sleep that was much needed. How was your weekend? I'm kind of jealous of bitchhog. I wish I had the opportunity to lure deer with apples as well. She always gets to do all the fun stuff.
ReplyDeleteI drank more than I intended, but had a pretty fun weekend. And I'm still waiting to hear what the luring deer with apples is all about.....
ReplyDeleteThat's cool. You should've invited me. Did you do kegstands too?
ReplyDeleteNo, I was denied entry to the house/keg party because some of the kids there kept yelling "he's old, narc, don't let him in".....so I ended up doing jello shots with my wife's little sister and her friends...
ReplyDeleteI am afraid the deer story is just that. I just moved and there are deer everywhere here. I tried luring one to my patio, but it waited until I left to snatch the apple. So...no rides, wrestling, or anything. Maybe next time I will set up a net or something.
ReplyDeleteAny ideas?
Well, maybe you could clone yourself into a deer, that way you can hang out with them.
ReplyDeleteBut otherwise, I'd let the deer be deer, and you be a human.
"Rides? Wrestling?"
"Cute." (I put the quotes around cute because I was being a bit sarcastic. I know you appreciate the explanation)
Bitchhog, dig a hole. That way when he goes for the apple he falls into the ground and then you can keep him as a pet.
ReplyDeleteFrancis, you should've just lied about your age. But jello shots are good. I wish I had some right now.
What's up with you, Spurscrab?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the advice Dirtygirl!
ReplyDeleteand to think, Spurs went as far as cloning. Ha, get real!
No no no bitchhog, I didn't write that with spite or anything (no sarcasm).
ReplyDeleteFrankly I think it's really cool you have deer around.
"Spurs went as far as cloning. Ha, get real!"
ReplyDeleteI was being COMPLETELY serious too, that hurts.
DG, I was just kidding about the house party....but did take a few jello shots.
ReplyDeleteYeah, what BH said, what's going on today Spurs? Nice find on this DJ clown.....
Where is DJ? RQ would know where he is but she is missing, too. This is not like her. I hope Drew didn't give her too much ambien last night.
ReplyDelete"Yeah, what BH said, what's going on today Spurs? Nice find on this DJ clown"
ReplyDeleteNothing is "going on." Just lonely and sad.
As far as the pic? Someone sent it to me.
I want more pictures of DJ! I was going to do a side by side of him and Theodore from Alvin and the Chipmunks except Theodore was just too cute.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, just take a bunch of pills it will make you feel better
ReplyDeleteI already did. It didn't work. I can't even get that right.
ReplyDeleteWell.....probably time to fire up the Ford Focus with the garage door closed so you can take a "quick" nap man.
ReplyDeleteCan't do that with a bike.
ReplyDeleteTough times dude.
Man......stand in traffic on I-10?
ReplyDeleteWhat is this? How to try and succeed at suicide but still fail?
ReplyDelete"Man......stand in traffic on I-10?"
ReplyDeleteThere's an idea.
"What is this? How to try and succeed at suicide but still fail?"
Don't know how it got to this, but I guess it is.
DG,
ReplyDeleteWell Spurs sad he was sad and lonely, just trying to help him ease his pain..
*said
ReplyDeletealright back to DJ.......why do old guys always dye there hair blonde? Do they think it makes them look less old or something?
ReplyDelete"why do old guys always dye there hair blonde? Do they think it makes them look less old or something?"
ReplyDeleteI imagine working at a carnival makes you do other strange things as well.
is th other site turning into a geriatric stomping ground? Is it a requirement to post over there, have to have an aarp card, geriatric fucks.
ReplyDeleteIt seems that way. You know, I never would have guessed Pelican was as old as Fat Boy.
ReplyDeletespurs, did you see the shirt Sorry was wearing at the vegas trip "Nik Richie Likes Boys" and Nik was wearing a Legalize Gay Shirt. Sorry to sway off topic.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah? Is that on Hollywood's twitter page?
ReplyDeleteno, i'll send you the link. It's on the Pure Facebook, he has lonks to it on one of his post.
ReplyDeleteCool, thanks.
ReplyDeleteits like this was his coming out party. a slow lead in to the truth.
ReplyDeleteYep. Exaclty. I kind of like how even though the posts about him were kind of "make believe" stories, there was a hint of truth to them.
ReplyDeleteThere's this whole new war going on since I was last on... everyone hates everyone again? Great, just how I like it.
ReplyDeleteDJ~ is old
RQ~ is on a crazy tirade (as always)
CBT~ Is horny (as always)
Spurs~ is here for the entertainment, his own not yours. (as always)
QB~ Loves everyone (as always)
DG~ is a bad-ass funny bitch (as always)
Bitchhog~ Doesn't give a fuck (as always)
Drew~ is a fucking disloyal creeper (as always)
Wop~ is my love (as always)
Who did I forget?
And Dj are you missing your bottom teeth?
ReplyDeleteStreets, that was great.
ReplyDeleteHow was your Labor Day?
"And Dj are you missing your bottom teeth?"
ReplyDeleteThat's part of the job requirement in being a Carnie, so of course he is.
Well Spurs... it did not go so great, I spent the majority throwing up and hallucinating.
ReplyDeleteI poisoned myself with Goo Gone while attempting to get melted crayon out of the backseat of my car. I would equate that "high" to a combination of being the drunkest I've ever been in my life and the closest I've ever been to dying.
How was your's?
Like the name.
ReplyDeleteMine? It was ok.
I didn't "Save the World" by any means.
Or really do anything all that constructive.
As far as the "Goo Gone?" Well we've established that you are a drug expert, so it's not surprising.
What are you going to start sniffing on purpose next?
Paint?
Oh and to answer your question asked in the post... he reminds you of the Dog on Looney Tunes that says "Which way did he go George? Which way did he go?" RIGHT!?
ReplyDelete"What are you going to start sniffing on purpose next?"
ReplyDeleteHaha, NO! I might have been interested when I was about 13 (and dumb) but this incident was totally unintentional and really REALLY horrible.
That's classic.
ReplyDeleteHe really does, doesn't he? I just went at looked at the pic. Just trying to figure out the characters name.
I know it was unintentional Streets, but where is the fun in typing something out like that to you?
ReplyDeleteWilloghbee? or something like that.
ReplyDeleteI just put the pic up on the post Streets.
ReplyDeleteYes! or if him and Droopy the dog bred DJ would be the outcome.
ReplyDeleteDroopy is even better.
ReplyDeletecheeks of Droopy and overbite of Willobee.
ReplyDeleteDAMN, he is OLD!
You know, normally I would feel bad to watch someone get destroyed like this, but I feel like as much crap as this guy spewed, he deserves it.
ReplyDeleteI don't even remember him saying anything?
ReplyDeleteI vaguely remember the name but that face? WOW I don't think I will be able to erase that from my mind.
It will be forver ingrained in my subconsious, only to appear in my worst nightmares. You know the ones... where you've being chased by a toothless ax murdering weathered, dirt and oil covered carnie, who wants to chop you up and add your jarred in formaldhyde body parts to the oddities exhibit? Yeah... the Goo Gone is still wearing off.
Point being... he really is horrific.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I think you got your point across.
ReplyDeleteElfie,
ReplyDeleteThe reason you don't remember him is because his comments were about as good as Diva's except he only posted half as many comments as Diva which is still alot.
I didn't know who he was either til one day he started talking shit to me telling me he was team rocket queen or some shit like that.
Can somebody get a pic of Diva?
DG,
ReplyDeleteI live in STL, so if one of the stalkers on her can find out who she is I'll stake out the Chick-fila or Cinnabon at the mall and get the her pic......
He looks like a weasal to me.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
ReplyDeleteHe does look like one.
"There's this whole new war going on since I was last on... everyone hates everyone again? Great, just how I like it.
ReplyDeleteDJ~ is old
RQ~ is on a crazy tirade (as always)
CBT~ Is horny (as always)
Spurs~ is here for the entertainment, his own not yours. (as always)
QB~ Loves everyone (as always)
DG~ is a bad-ass funny bitch (as always)
Bitchhog~ Doesn't give a fuck (as always)
Drew~ is a fucking disloyal creeper (as always)
Wop~ is my love (as always)
Who did I forget?"
Pam. She's smarter than all the rest of us. She retired.
Elfie~is hot (as always)
ReplyDeleteDG~ This is her, back when RR and I were E-friends she told me so. Her pics are blocked though but she has a slide show of her with a gun pointed to her head (classy!)
ReplyDeletehttp://www.myspace.com/gelaxin
Have fun!
Elfie is retarded (as usual)... did you read my Goo Gone story CBT? Fucking retarded... as if I needed MORE brain damage.
ReplyDeleteGood find Elfie......DG should have fun with Diva's 7-head among other things
ReplyDeleteYeah Elfie, I read the Goo Gone story. I sent you a get well text complete with balloons.
ReplyDeleteI have retired from Guidoville.
Elfie,
ReplyDeleteRQ went lunatic on me and, being the stubborn hillbilly I am, I kept eggin' her on. I think the "Which One Would You?" post with a choice between her and the worst Miss Texas picture I could find (Miss Texas won) blew one of her fuses.
Never got it CBT...
ReplyDeleteI saw that post, RR/PP/GetRad (or whatever the fuck you want to call it) is a Ghost town today.
It's been like that for a couple of days.
ReplyDeleteOne of the Anonymouses said some really horrible shit to QB and to RQ (I think RQ thought it was me talking to her).
The Anonymouses are out of control and I think I talked Drew into requiring people to log in before they can comment.
RQ, I understand, she can get under people's skin but QB?! What the hell did she ever do to anyone?! She's the epitome of sweet.
ReplyDeleteI didn't read most of the posts or comments. Too much to catch up on and I really don't have the desire.
Ghost Town is an under statement Efie. There's tumble weeds blowing all over the site.
ReplyDeleteThis poor man's face. It looks like he was in a horrible accident and had his face reconstructed from a quilt of scrotums. This man I feel bad for. I shall have a charity dinner for his facial reconstruction. I shall call it, "The balls to face ball".
ReplyDeleteDrew,
ReplyDeleteI'll stop off from time to time, once your most prominent citizen calms her crazy ass down.
Christopher Walken: All his face needs is MORE COWBELL!
Drew,
ReplyDeleteYou took the tumbleweed comment from Bitchhog. Please be original in the future.
Elfie,
Thanks for the pic! This should be fun.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteYou don't like the Pelican?
As far as TMZ?
He has linked to them a ton of times, but it's not surprising they didn't link to him.
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteThe Pelican is a horrible abomination.
They showed the Porsche on the TMZ tv show and they made sure to hold the photo up to block any Dirty logos. I was laughing my ass off.
I didn't know you were referring to the tv show.
ReplyDeleteThat's like salt in the wounds.
Christopher Walken: "a quilt of scrotums"
ReplyDeleteEpic, thats the funniest shit I've read in a long time
elfie-bitch you forgot me.Did the Goo gone eff you up that bad?
ReplyDeleteuh, I thought DJ was the hick on Drew's site? You know, the guy who looked like he was just about to report for duty selling tickets at the State fair? This guy is just creepy..
shotty:
ReplyDeleteThat was funny.
kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteI haven't forgotten about you. As a matter of fact, cutenbored tried to "spit some rhymes" the other day, I told her no one can match your prowess.
oh never mind, it was 8D who looked like the state fair worker. dj looks like he does gay porn on the DL.
ReplyDeleteYou know that really wasn't 8===D, right?
ReplyDeletethank gawd. He was hideous.
ReplyDeleteHopefully this is not DJ as well? Maybe it is his neighbor. Oh my gosh, I got it. This is Pam's Trout!!
No, Pam's Trout has been pictured here.
ReplyDeleteYou haven't seen him?
Well, if you are going to try to copy "nik", be sure to put the lower case on the "N."
ReplyDeleteOoo ooo, ahh ahh
(Monkey sound for you)
This site blows, but getrad's is even worse. I'm just saying -hooman
ReplyDeleteWrong again.
ReplyDeleteDo you want to try a different way of making your comment?
I'm going to go ahead and predict the next anonymous comment will be from Corbin.
ReplyDeleteKinkyB1!tch~ I did not forget you.
ReplyDeleteKinkyb!tch~ blindfolded and tied up in my bed (as always) thought since I whispered it in your ear earlier there was no need to include it in the list.
Stick around Streets.
ReplyDeleteYour girl will be up in 3 minutes or so.
Anonymous takes dick in every oriface for free.
ReplyDeleteAbout time you add something new to this fuked up site.. Monkey see Monkey do-getrad
ReplyDeleteAnon,
ReplyDeleteActually, I just do it for free. I am rich and famous so I have all the coke I'll ever need.
What the hell is up with all of the geezers on thedirty?
ReplyDeleteI definitely wouldn't ever see my grandpa looking at that website.