E-mail from Elfie: I have no respect for drug addicts and do not buy the "addiction disease" excuse. The only diseases these people suffer are called "feel sorry for myself-itis" and "bad decision making influenza". They should be ashamed of their leech, piece of shit ways and that was my point in posting this... to bring about a little public humilation. If I ever see this person again I will wait until they are good and high, then while they in their cracked out stupor I will taze the shit out of them (if you couldn't tell by the pink crack pipe, it's a woman) and then take a picture of them to post as follow-up to my ad... Fuck druggies.
http://tucson.craigslist.org/mis/1440595578.html
Here are a couple of responses she received:
From: Griffus Fly (griffusfly@rocketmail.com)
You may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as junk
Sent:Tue 10/27/09 9:53 PM
To: pers-rvejp-1440595578@craigslist.org
Hello there!
Thank you for locating my crack pipe. I have been looking everywhere for it! I must have misplaced it when I was high on crack. Anyways, please do not touch it with your hands, mouth, or genitalia for I have herpes. After I took my last hit I stored $20 bucks in the pipe for my next hit. Yeah, I might be short a few bucks, but that is what my mouth is for - I am very talented. Anyways, I would like to get me crack pipe back asap because my newest high is starting to wear off and I have to go to a family reunion tomorrow morning. I need to be high because my sister will be there and I do not want to talk to her. I stopped asking her questions because I am afraid of what she might say.
Cheers,
Benny
You left your crack pipe in my yard (Central)
From: Ron Hicks (fixedgearplanet@hotmail.com)
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Sent:Tue 10/27/09 11:27 PM
To: pers-rvejp-1440595578@craigslist.org
would you mind terribly if i were to come by and pick that crack pipe up tomorrow? thanks
I think Benny is a funny guy. I like the fact that he's "talented" and how he mentioned his sister. Cheers to you as well bud.
And as far as Streets writing "Fuck druggies"? Well Streets, if you include marijuana in that list, then Fuck You.
I didn't know crack pipes were pretty. I want one!
ReplyDeleteThat is a cute pipe. You can even see the brillo, which makes it even better.
ReplyDeleteI don't consider marijuana a drug Spurs.
ReplyDeleteI will send you this one DG it is still in my yard cause I didn't want to touch it. I initally thought it was part of one of my wind chimes that had come off but it wasn't. I wish I could have gotten a close-up it has steel wool stuffed up in it
Well, I take my vulgar tone towards you back. But I don't feel the need to erase it.
ReplyDelete"steel wool"...brillo....same thing.
Oh I guess you can kinda see it can't you?
ReplyDeleteIt actually matches my first ipod very well that was lost a few years ago.
ReplyDeleteWhat is a brillo?
posted that before I saw what you wrote Spurs. You are testy this morning, aren't you?
ReplyDeleteit's for scrubbing dishes DG
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm not "testy." I just wanted to write something nice to you. I meant that as a compliment.
DG:
ReplyDeleteWake up buddy.
Fun fact: 8 yrs ago I watched an episode of "Cops" where they found steel wool in someone's pocket and explained that indicated crack usage. 2 weeks later I found some in my car for no apparent reason... guess who was smoking crack?! (hint: it wasn't me haha)
ReplyDeleteOne of your kids?
ReplyDeleteSorry, that was bad. Your ex?
I am awake.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know brillo pads were used for smoking crack and I still don't see a brillo pad in the picture.
Look inside the pipe DG. It's just a balled up piece stuffed in there.
ReplyDeleteI think I've had bad decision making influenza before. I just never had it to this extent.
ReplyDeleteWhat? You never left a crack pipe in someone's yard?
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with you?
No, spurs. It was never to this extent. I still have mine in my pocket. Mine is candy apple red.
ReplyDeleteI think it's the combo of that flu and the "feel sorry for myself-itis" that end with this sad result... try not to contract both at the same time.
ReplyDeleteYeah my Ex Spurs, that was my 7 yr case of "bad-decison making influenza" although he was only a druggie for the last 6 months of our relationship, I mean he is still a druggie but you know what I mean.
I thought about replying to Benny and asking him to come comment on the site, he was pretty funny and we need someone to balance out the monotonous blabber of our newest edition (JAG)
ReplyDeleteYeah Streets, I know what you meant.
ReplyDeleteAnd as far as Benny? He seems funny. I was going to block out his e-mail address, but I was thinking the same thing you were. Maybe someone will e-mail him.
Elfie - You really posted this? JEEZ... arent you worried about the nutjobs coming out of the wood work, or cops fucking with ya?
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteI don't think anyone would ever assume you are a crackhead, even if you bought brillo. I know, that was a monster compliment.
WTD:
ReplyDeleteWhy would the cops or anyone screw with her? It's not as if she posted her address.
I wonder what brought Benny to the personal ads in the first place and at 9:53 pm? Suspicious...
ReplyDeleteWTD: Aren't you being a little paranoid? But it's cute, you are worried about Elfie being hassled by crackheads.
Spurs:
ReplyDeleteThe crackhead who actually left it knows where shes at (maybe)
Why would the cops fuck with me? I know the most of the guys who patrol my area anyway. I would welcome their presense on my street as I am totally law-abiding. I am 99% sure I know it was, aside from that the nutjobs don't need to come out of the woodwork, they are everywhere and I am unafraid.
ReplyDeleteDG: Paranoid by nature. I was a hood kid.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Wopness is "Mr. Protector" DG.
ReplyDeleteWopness, I don't think a crackhead is on a computer. The crackhead would have pawned the computer off long ago.
I doubt it, wtd. If he/she did then they wouldn't have lost it. But it would be great if elfie could get a video of the crackhead finding it and running out of her yard.
ReplyDeleteElfie: Fuck TPD, they are all sheisty as hell. Please do not trust any of those pricks even if you do "know" them
ReplyDeleteI think wop is worried that this crackhead is now in competition with him.
ReplyDeleteI doubt she has much memory of the events that lead up to the loss of her precious pink crack pipe, nor I think she has access to the internet other than at the public library.
ReplyDeleteWell, Wopness would lose DG, so that's a good point.
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteThe crackead would try to take off with the computer at the library. And trade it. For a dime or twenty piece.
Wop~ there are good ones and corrupt ones, they are not all bad but yes I also know some "sheisty" ones.
ReplyDeleteTrue Spurs... unfortunately for them the library is closed most of time now due to lack of funding. I tried to go there Monday so my daughter could get info to do a report on Mahatma Ghandi and it was closed WTF?
ReplyDeleteWop, we all know Sheriff Joe, not just you.
ReplyDeleteSpurs:
ReplyDeleteYou're an idiot
DG: Sheriff joe is Phoenix, not Tucson
ReplyDeleteElfie
ReplyDeleteALL SHEISTY
Can you please tell us something we don't know, wtd?
ReplyDeleteI want to learn something new today other than the usage of brillo.
Wopness:
ReplyDeleteI'm an "idiot?"
ooooooooo.
I know you are, but what am I?
I am starving... Wop will you bring me lunch?
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteYou're ignorant, does that count as something? Or did you already know that?
I know. I skipped the part that you wrote 'tpd' and just read sheisty and then the sheriff's face just popped in my head.
ReplyDeleteHey Slave Boy, go fetch Elfie some lunch.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, what was I thinking?
ReplyDeleteThat was a good one DG.
I am starving, too.
ReplyDeleteThanks for ruining it for me SPURS!
ReplyDeleteHaha, god the comment above me just really made me laugh, I love it when we play JAG.
Hey Wopness, go fetch Elfie and now DG some lunch.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I find it funny we are the only four who have commented on this so far.
Sorry Streets. Where's Wopness?
ReplyDeleteIs he looking for his balls?
He is getting us lunch like you told him to.
ReplyDeleteThat's good. What a gentleman.
ReplyDeleteI found an extra hundred dollars in my purse today. Isn't that amazing? I bet that has never happened to the owner of this crack pipe.
ReplyDeleteHey, congrats DG. That's pretty cool. And no, I doubt the crackhead ever found an extra $100.
ReplyDeleteAlso, can you send me half? Thanks.
Elfie: I dont pay spurs any mind, he's only slept with a bottle of Jerkins and a box of Kleenex, why would I listen to him on man/woman interactions?
ReplyDeleteWhat do you want? Sorry DG, you are too far away
It was two boxes of Kleenex.
ReplyDeleteThat's ok Wop, I already got a delicious little italy cibatta sandwich or something similar to that.
ReplyDeleteDG: so you like-a da italian huh?
ReplyDeleteWop: It is your presence here today that is bringing out my love for italian.
ReplyDeleteDG: flattery will get you everywhere.
ReplyDeleteDG: Snickers Fudge is good. Did you know that?
ReplyDeleteI kinda want that crackpipe..I have an extra pair of tongs I can pick it up with to save myself from herpes.
Elfie-have you found its owner? Such a good samaritan you are. QB's spirit is alive and well and has rubbed off on you. I'm so proud. :)
What's up kinkyb!tch? Tongs? That's a wise move. Good thinking.
ReplyDeleteAnd indeed, Elfie was being a good samaritan. Queen Bee has rubbed off on her.
Kinkybitch: You are not the first one I have heard about that snickers bar. I am going to try it sometime this week and decide once and for all if it really worth all the hype.
ReplyDeleteyeah, someone here kept talking about it and I saw it at Walgreen's and had to try it. It was better than regular Snicker's, but they are no Milk Duds or Reese's PB cups. I can't wait to steal candy from my nieces and nephews on Saturday. I just had to tell you that cause you asked for someone to tell you something you don't already know. I am trying out this good samaritan deal Elfie started. What else can I do..hmm..
ReplyDelete"I love chocolate – like any self-respecting Candy Addict I consider it to be one of the major food groups. So imagine my delight upon hearing about the new Snickers fudge bar. I love Snickers, I love fudge, and putting them together? Wahoo! My tummy did a little happy dance at just the thought of it… and I gotta tell you, the reality is as good as I’d hoped.
ReplyDeleteWhat they’ve done is to replace the regular caramel with fudge and the regular nougat with peanut butter nougat. I was a little worried that would make the Snickers too sweet, but my fears were without basis. When I bit into this, I tasted sweet creamy chocolate followed immediately by a really strong peanut flavor. The peanuts temper the sweetness and both blend with and provide a counterpoint to the fudge. And the fudge, it makes the Snickers even more creamy than usual. So I got the creaminess of the chocolate, fudge, and peanut butter nougat mixed with the crunch from the peanuts for a really cool texture, along with the blended peanut butter/fudge/chocolate flavors – all smushed into one delectable bar. I loved it!" - candyaddict.com
I'd like to see what kinkyb!tch looks like. I mean, it would get a ton of comments.
ReplyDeleteThat would be a good gesture on your part kb. Or maybe it's just a selfish request on my part, not sure.
Well, well, well. If it isn't Willy Wonka.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the explanation Wopness.
You are welcome, grandpa joe
ReplyDeleteThanks again Willy.
ReplyDeleteI almost bought one the other day and the CVS guy talked me into the Peanut lovers Reeses cups instead, he said the Snickers Fudge was nasty? I am not a big fan of chocolate anyway so it may not be my thing anyway.
ReplyDeleteSpurs Said:
ReplyDelete"Thanks again Willy."
Yet another phrase that you will never hear a woman say to you
Elfie:
ReplyDeleteAre you a fan of chocolate syrup?
Wopness:
ReplyDeleteCan you suck Elfie's ass any more than you already do?
I don't think you can.
Elfie, do you like me?
ReplyDeleteCircle yes or no.
Sincerely,
Wopness.
Spurs~ Wop refers to choclate syrup and then you bring up sucking ass... some kind of weird gay fetish of yours? It's ok, we don't judge here.
ReplyDeletehaha...that was funny.
ReplyDeleteWop~ Depends on what is being done with the chocolate syrup, I prefer whipped cream.
ReplyDeleteButtercream frosting is better than chocolate syrup or whipped cream.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: yeah dude, pretty creepy of you to automatically think about sucking ass when hershey squirts are brought up. I'm judging.
ReplyDeleteElfie: I just figured, as a fellow parent, you have grown tired of homemade chocolate milks. Have no idea what spurs had in mind...
The whipped cream, now thats another story
*want* Wopness to put out a hit on me.
ReplyDeleteAnd there should have been a ? mark after better.
Damn. Sloppy.
Spurs: I sense jealousy coming from you today. Is the fact that I receive some positive attention from the females rather than the constant bashing you receive, reminiscent of grade school? I'm sorry buddy, some people have it and some just dont.
ReplyDeleteHow many mistakes can you make in two sentences?
ReplyDeleteI hate the word 'luff'.
men that use "luff" = gay
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm real jealous you kiss (is that better?) Elfie's ass Wopness.
ReplyDeleteAlso, what do you have that I don't?
Other than the look of a knock off Dom DeLuise? Yeah man, I remember that sloppy pic you sent in over at Fat Boy's site.
I put "luff" in there, because that's what Rerun used to put all the time to all his hoes, and I used to tell him how gay it was.
ReplyDeleteWop just made an excellent point.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure spurs was the kid that threw rocks at girls and pulled their hair when he liked them. He probably still does this to this day.
DG,
ReplyDeleteGo babysit some guy. In other words, date him. Maybe he'll be over 21, and you two can hit the bars together.
Ouch.....was that an e-rock you just threw at me?
ReplyDeleteYou missed.
Oh Buttercream is soooo good. I ordered a little 6" cake w/ buttercream frosting and almond cream filling for my daughter's family b-day dinner tonight, I cannot wait to eat it.
ReplyDeleteI so want to go to your daughter's birthday party. Masquerade party and buttercream frosting. What can be any better than that?
ReplyDeleteWell tonight isn't the masquerade, that is a week from this Sunday. Tonight is Rib eye and buttercream cake. Can you believe a 6" cake cost $52?!
ReplyDeleteYes, I can. But that's just guaranteeing it will taste perfect. Rib eye's are my favorite, too. We need to be related so I can come to family night. Maybe I will marry your crackhead ex.
ReplyDeletehaha marry him and guaranteed that we will not ever see each other. Besides he has a girlfriend who is on disability that he mooches off of but he will let you be his chick on the side.
ReplyDeleteSpurs Said:
ReplyDelete"Also, what do you have that I don't?"
Thats a long list
DG~ you could marry my brother.
ReplyDeleteUnless I'm color blind that appears to be purple Elfie.......what's up all?
ReplyDeleteOkay I just have to say how fucking retarded you are elfie. That isn't a crack pipe. That is what we would call an electronic cigarette atomizer/cartridge. There is NO possible way of smoking crack/marijuana/anything out of it other than the harmless liquid and flavoring in the "steel wool" you noticed. Fucking idiot. If you don't believe me google: electronic cigarette.
ReplyDeleteI am pleased to see my Snickers Fudge recommendation went over so well.
ReplyDeleteI should ask those bastards for commission or at least free Snickers for life.
With regards to the crack pipe, where I live the stores would sell these glass pipes with fabric roses inside. They actually made it illegal to by these pipes, especially in combination with brillo pads. If you sold them in conjunction with each other you could be charged with selling drug parenphenillia.
Apparently Grissom just got the report back from the CSI lab..........
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteI hear you on the "roses." People use tire pressure gauges as well. But I really think that was used as a crack pipe.
What's up Francis?
ReplyDeleteHey Wopness:
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you list those things?
It's pinkish/purplish Francis.
ReplyDeleteITS A FUCKING ELECTRONIC CIGARETTE PART!
ReplyDeleteI googled that Anonymous. It does look like an electronic cigarette indeed, and I hear you on the "brillo" part. But I don't think they come in purple (I could be wrong), and I really think that is indeed a crack pipe.
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteWhen you get home, check it out again. Be sure to put on some gloves though, being Benny has the Herpes.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteITS A FUCKING ELECTRONIC CIGARETTE PART!
So what are you trying to say?
Sorry about the harsh words... (its been a rough morning)
ReplyDeleteBut I just have to let you know Elf its safe to remove it with gloves. It is an electronic cigarette part, they come in ALL KINDS of colors. Believe me on this I used one to quit smoking.
I don't really know why I care about this so much...I should probably get back to work now lol :)
I can assure you anon, it is not. This smoke shop around the corner from my house sells this exact item by itself. They also sell the electronic cigarettes, which are only black or white. Aside from that I highly doubt most of the people in my neighborhood can afford to buy one of those, most of them cannot even afford a car or decent clothing. Probably because they are SMOKING CRACK.
ReplyDeleteOk... so it's final I am taking some gloves from work and I am going to deconstruct this smoking apparatus tonight.
ReplyDeleteAnon:
ReplyDeleteWow we are all so impressed with your (oh so useful) knowledge of electronic cigarettes and crack pipes. Dipshit.
Spurs: I am not sure your already historically low self esteem could handle that prodigious list.
Can someone please go post some comments on Drew's site?
ReplyDeleteIt is getting kind of sad over there.
I didn't even know Drew still had a site....what the hell is it called this week?
ReplyDeleteIts called drewsfakepersonalityoftheweek.com
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteIt is sad.
Francis:
ReplyDeleteIt should be called The Great Depression.
Wopness:
ReplyDeleteI just wonder what happened to Kelli, because she really did post over there last week.
Streets:
ReplyDeleteWhen you dissect that thing, you will be forever known as The Scientist.
Street Scientist?
ReplyDeleteSpurs:
ReplyDeleteMaybe another fake crime she is a fake victim to perhaps?
Or
Maybe drew violated his conditions of release and greg blasted her, and she ran away
Or
Maybe she just realized how lame of a site that is and how lame drew is
Or
Maybe she is just on hiatus for a whoring, drugging, drinking binge.
***of not to
ReplyDeleteswap meet louie
ReplyDeleteWTD: Maybe it's a combination of all those things?
ReplyDeleteI am going to marry Elfie's brother just for rib eye's and cake.
ReplyDeleteHe's in a wheelchair DG... and he may ask to grab your boobs cause he's also a perv.
ReplyDeleteWopness:
ReplyDeleteThat was a good list. However I do think that the "fake crime" you are referring to actually happened.
Why do we have to rehash that subject over and over? It happened. Was it a case of in the wrong the place, at the wrong time? Probably not but despite their life choices no one deserves that kind of mistreatment.
ReplyDeleteStreets, I was just trying to correct Wopness, that's all.
ReplyDeleteI meant Street Scientist, my bad.
ReplyDeleteI know... and I havent done the autopsy YET, I will let you of the finding as soon as I do.
ReplyDeleteYes, though we both know that's not an electonic cigarette, though I guess we could be wrong.
ReplyDeleteIt's weird I've never heard of an electronic cigarette and after reading this someone posted a bulletin about them on myspace. What are the odds of that?
ReplyDeleteMy conclusion is that it is an electronic cigarette.
So it's definitely a crack pipe. It's like 3 inches long and has one side that is completely jagged like its been cut somehow. The underside of one side was charred. I pulled the brillo out and it was completely black and almost melted? together. I was going to take pics but my camera battery is dead and we have dinner reservations, so I just threw it in the garbge.
ReplyDeleteNice Street Scientist! I'm glad you got to the botttom of it.
ReplyDeleteSo it was a crack pipe, afterall.
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing like dissecting a crack pipe before dinner.
Now what if the person claims it on craigslist? Elfie broke it and now the crackhead will take her to court.
They are going to have a hell of a case.
ReplyDeleteDG,
ReplyDeleteHow could you have never heard of an electronic cigarette?
That was The Dirty's main ad for almost a year.
It was at the very top of the page everyday.
Really?
ReplyDeleteI don't remember there being an ad for an electronic cigarette man. I guess I wasn't paying much attention.
I never once looked at their ads. I didn't even know their were google ads on here until someone started begging us to click on them because they were hungry and had no money to eat.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I don't smoke so I don't pay attention to anything related to smoking.
Couldn't help but take a dig at me, huh DG? I actually wanted to raise money to buy you a gift, but I guess I won't be doing that now.
ReplyDeleteAre you referring to the medallion or the paradise bakery card?
ReplyDeleteBoth. I was going to be really nice and get both. For Christmas. But you'll be lucky to get a lump of coal now.
ReplyDeleteI thought you already got me a xmas present. Wasn't it a rose, some cheap booze, and a loser?
ReplyDeleteThe loser wanted nothing to do with you. So I had to come up with something else.
ReplyDeleteThat was just his way of not feeling rejected. Leave first before you are left. I wasn't born yesterday spurs. I know how the game works.
ReplyDeletePlus if you were going to send me a loser, I'm assuming he would be 22 so with that I would need to use some of the duct tape I was sending to you.
That first part was pretty lame.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, you'd need something to tie the guy up with to keep him around for more than 30 minutes. But he might be able to break through the tape.
How do you know about duct tape and how long it takes a person to escape? That's kind of creepy.
ReplyDeleteThat was pretty good DG.
ReplyDeleteShe did kind of get you good on the duct tape thing. lol
ReplyDeleteYeah, I just felt bad for her, so I went ahead and set one up to see what she could do.
ReplyDeleteYou know what I think about your last comment spurs?
ReplyDeleteWEAK.
You know, you copied that from me, and now you are just running it into the ground.
ReplyDeleteI"m surprised Elfie didn't just pick the pipe up and put it in one of her kids' xmas stockings....being a mom on a fixed budget and all.
ReplyDeletei bet i just gave Elfie a great idea.
ReplyDeleteyou're welcome, Elfie
That's messed up. What would they use it as?
ReplyDeleteA whistle?
you know it orignally was really called "duck" tape becAUSE of its waterproof nature, like a ducks feathers in the water. but they used it a lot on ducts, and so people call it duct tape.
ReplyDeletebut duck tape is also correct. can you guys please call it duck tape? i love ducks. thx.
a straw...they probably get a lot of liquid meals to save money.
ReplyDeleteWas it really called duck tape? And yes, I'll call it duck tape if your heart desires that.
ReplyDeleteyes one time i saw a documentary on duck tape.
ReplyDeletethank you for calling it duck tape.
i must slumber now. good night.
Liquid meals? Are they in a nursing home?
ReplyDeleteAnd good night anonymous.
ReplyDeleteDuck tape it is, from now on till the end of time.
ReplyDeleteI see the Yankees failed miserably tonight..
Yeah, saw that.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Khloe Kardashian gets Lamar Odom's Championship ring in the divorce?
ReplyDeleteProbably.
ReplyDeleteI'm so tired of seeing and hearing about the Kardashian skanks.
And I still wonder what Odom was thinking.
ReplyDeleteI was the one that came up with the term Lardassians and now it is spreading like wildfire.
ReplyDeleteThat is a funny one.
ReplyDeleteWho said I am a mom on a budget? I do very well for myself and my children thank you.
ReplyDeleteSomeone is just giving you a hard time Street Scientist.
ReplyDeleteTHEY DON'T KNOW YOU.
YOU BITCHES DON'T KNOW ME... IDIOTS!
ReplyDeleteHey where has JAG been hiding today? Did we scare her off?
ReplyDeleteProbably.
ReplyDeleteFantastic... this is how we determine who can hack it and who cannot. She obviously cannot.
ReplyDeleteGood point, but she was getting ganged up on.
ReplyDeleteDidn't we all get ganged up on at some point? Before JAG it was Miss Texas, we were all mean to her including myself. Come to think of it I have been mean to just about everyone on here, it's like an initiation process either that or I am just a mean bitch.
ReplyDeleteIt's an inititation process. You make a good point.
ReplyDeleteactually I don't even want to say what I am... but it starts with a C and ends with T and is UNappealing.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure she really left that comment. I think it was a name jack.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I'm really thinking of posting your boy Wopness sometime soon, and just ripping him. You can comfort him after he starts crying.
ReplyDeleteGood thing his office is right around the corner from my house, he can find comfort in my bed.
ReplyDeleteAwww, that's sweet. The only thing is I'd have to go over to Rerun's site and grab the pic, and I know it was on there a long time ago. So not really sure I want to put that type of effort into it.
ReplyDeleteThere is no reward for laziness Spurs.
ReplyDeleteVery true. That was motivational.
ReplyDeleteThat's I do ... motivate and interogate oh and investigate.
ReplyDeleteAnd deligate. And regulate. And denigrate.
ReplyDeleteespecially denigrate...
ReplyDeleteFunny. I threw that in last for a reason.
ReplyDeleteOn Drew's site he has admitted he has failed.
ReplyDeleteI fear the next step is suicide.
If he has any friends they might want to put him on watch.
That's funny he's "admitted he has failed."
ReplyDeleteThat made me laugh. Also, he's full of shit about the $$$. Google doesn't pay until you reach $100. I was going to leave a comment letting him know that, but I just let it go.
It if took this long to admit he has failed, I wonder how long it will take him to realize his phone scam is a failure, too.
ReplyDeleteIt's too bad Drew can't afford to have his midlife crisis like most men his age with a little red convertible and an affliction wardrobe with the business jacket to dress it up a bit.
That was good DG.
ReplyDeleteIt would be a Corvette (can't stand those).
And as far as Affliction? I can't believe I see people wearing that crap in San Antonio. But with a business jacket? That would really class it up.
ReplyDeleteI think I might go shopping this weekend.
Btw, I'm sleeping with the lights on tonight.
ReplyDeleteYou got scared from the movie, huh?
ReplyDeleteDon't forget to wear too much cologne and euro-gay shoes to go with it.
ReplyDeleteIt was creepy. It made me jump a few times. But I like movies like that because they play tricks with your mind.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't. I'll be sure to pour half the bottle on me, and wear a gold chain.
ReplyDeleteSo you got your "moneys" worth?
ReplyDelete