Good job tricking me on that post. I have to admit, I bought that one. Even though I did find it strange that the girl pictured actually looked skinny, which is why I did indeed inquire if this situation with Francois was real.
You may as well get used to having make believe boyfriends, because in a few years when you swell up (you will, I can tell by looking at your fat chipmunk cheeks. How many nuts can you fit in that mouth of yours? That's your only hope) like a pig, the only guys who will be interested in you will be the ones you make up in that pig head of yours.
I hope there are no hard feelings DG. As a matter of fact, I will give you some career advice.
For free:
Have you considered becoming a female boxer? Looks like you have one hell of a chin.
P.S. Take off your shades Rocky. You can't hide from the truth.
Hark! It unsettles me when people I like are fighting!
ReplyDeletelet's all jump in my car, head to DQ, and everyone can pick out a blizzard. Then we will all gather on my couch for some telly.
ReplyDelete"It unsettles me when people I like are fighting!"
ReplyDeleteFighting?
She'd quite at the weigh-in.
From embarrassment.
Thanks for the easy lead in to smash your "e-friend" some more.
That's one hell of a head. I bet just the fat weighs around 45 lbs.
ReplyDeleteCrazy ass Tranny.
ReplyDeleteWait spursdiddle
ReplyDeleteare you and DG in a fight ?
Riley is confused
That's a shock.
ReplyDeletewow spurs. trouble in lovers paradise? why are u mad at DG anyways?
ReplyDeletelamp
i cannot say anything bad about dirty girl. I think she has a solid, smoking body. i think she's intelligent, great sense of humor, and quite stable, with a respect for nature, and we share some of the same hobbies.
ReplyDeletei like her.
***I am only saying this because she promised me a turkey cranberry sandwich.
ReplyDeleteAnd you oppinion is just so important Rocket Man. NOT.
ReplyDeleteGo make your bird peck at your clit some more, you sick weirdo.
honestly, i do not see the hamburglar thing at all. i don't get it.
ReplyDeleteDude... go look up a picture of Hamburglar. Her head is EASILY as big as his and her "ugly shield" aka sunglasses are just about as big as his eye mask was. TWINS!!!!
ReplyDeleterobble robble
ReplyDeleteI dont get why anyone is fighting
ReplyDeletebut its not at me
or RQ
so I am okay
Maybe you shouldn't have told people about it than Rocket Man.
ReplyDeleteflamboyant fuck
ReplyDeleteRocket Man puts bird seed in her asshole hoping Avery will work his way to *its* gooch.
ReplyDeleteTickle tickle, goochie goochie goo. You are one sick bastard Rocket Man.
you talk that trash to my face, EVER, MP, i would be on you so quick. they'd have to get the jaws of life to pry me loose.
ReplyDeletenow fuck off.
ReplyDeletetalking of animal sex, killing animals.
ReplyDeleteMedium Pimpin has a serious, serious problem.
anyway, in terms of francois - this has all been a set up. i'm sure spurs knew it was not a "real" story and now he's playing it up for comments.
ReplyDeleteit's all good.
i'm checking out, taking my ambien.
http://www.cam4.com/broadcast/broadcast.jsp
ReplyDeletepam now ha ha
Yes, our little pam in on Cam4 right now acting creepy, like a 5 year old.
ReplyDeleteRQ,
ReplyDeleteThank you for the nice comment. I don't know what spurs has up his ass but it must hurt. Maybe it's MP's nine inches?
Spurs,
What is your problem? You got jealous over some made up person Bitchhog and I made up between us? Francois was something you jumped into and it became funny because you believed it. Now you feel like an ass for believing it and creating an entire post around it.
Now let's get to my picture I posted. Remember your melting face picture? Before that picture was taken, I'm sure you got ready and tried to look good and you failed. My picture on the other hand was taken the day after I hiked 12 miles with a 60lb backpack, slept in a tent, bathed in a waterfall, and I have absolutely no make up on. You are an example of why not to do drugs. I am an example of living a healthy lifestyle.
Don't fuck with me spurs. You have no chance up against me and you know it. Now apologize bitch.
Lamp:
ReplyDeleteI'm not mad at her. She tricked me, so now I am just wanted to write something to her.
I thought it was nice. I did give her advice (rhymed).
Lion:
ReplyDeleteYeah, I got "ready for the picture."
By getting totally smashed.
That's my best look.
'Dirtygirl needs to find who to play and not to play'
ReplyDeleteWhat does that mean spurs? You think I should feel threatened by you? Good luck with that.
Calm down Rocky.
ReplyDeleteDamn, what am I going to do to you? (rhymed)
Send a missile to take you out?
Rocky:
ReplyDelete"My picture on the other hand was taken the day after I hiked 12 miles with a 60lb backpack,"
So total weight you were carrying around was 245?
I stand corrected. You are a bad ass.
If you even attempted to shoot a missile at me I bet it would end up being a dud like most of your humor.
ReplyDeleteNo, it would just bounce off of you.
ReplyDeleteThat's why I wouldn't even fire it.
So now you are going with MP's motto: "If all other insults fail, throw out a fat joke."
ReplyDeleteIt's not working spurs. That's about as funny as anon's hamburglar.
What do you mean?
ReplyDeleteI know you really aren't fat. You just have a huge head with chipmunk cheeks, and I can't see the rest of your body, that's all.
My bad.
When my whole body does get posted then you complain that the picture is too far away. You and MP have nothing on me and you know it. Keep trying Spurs. Maybe you can stay up all night tonight and come up with something.
ReplyDeleteI'm not kidding.
ReplyDeleteYou might have a good body, I've only seen two of your pics.
Just like it appears my face is melting off in that one pic of mine (it does, and I look awful), I'm just saying in this pic you look like the guy from:
BIG LEAGUE CHEW.
haha so for some reason when i read that hamburular thing i just kept picturing the big purple dude and i was like what kind of drugs is anonymous on? haha but its a ginger. and i thought DG was blond? so i still dont get it.
ReplyDeleteand ps how could u know know that wasnt here? weve seen her in a swimsuit..she looks nothing like the girl in white. and thats not an insult dg i think youre pretty, just different body styles.
-lamp.
Big League Chew:
ReplyDeleteActually, I've seen three pics I think. Not including that black and white disaster pic you sent me.
And that's assuming that "jail" pic or whatever was really you.
It's hard to tell. It was from a million miles away.
hey riley how are u princess?
ReplyDelete-lamp
Pam,
ReplyDeleteI see you were whoring again on Cam4.
lamp:
ReplyDelete"how could u know know that wasnt her?"
I don't know. I expected DG to try to trick me, but I didn't expect someone else to go along with it.
Only reason why I bought the story.
Dumb on my part, yes.
lamp:
ReplyDeleteAlso, which swimsuit photo are you referring to?
The one that showed her backside?
That pic was make believe.
Spurs, my niggs, it is not that serious and she is not that important.
ReplyDelete...
ReplyDeleteDG...
When are u, Lamp, and I doing lunch...?
- chef -
-crimking-
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteI hear you. But if you've followed Big League Chew's comments for awhile, she's busted up a lot of people.
So here's an opportunity for me to do so with her.
I've heard her crap about my appearance for almost a year now.
spurs. thanks for not calling me out on my typo and understanding me. and i meant the swimsuit pic there shes like lying down in a pool of water... legs crosses back arched... isnt that her?
ReplyDeletechef- we can do lunch um... thursday? does that work for you guys? we should coordinate outfits so we know who we are.
-lamp
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteBitchhog and I were not trying to trick you. Our comments about Francois were really referring to our comments on my status on myspace. But you started questioning our comments about him if he was real or not. And then you asked bitchhog privately if he was real. She told me so of course we had to do something! That story I wrote about him was such bullshit I thought you would figure it out then but you didn't. If you are so curious about the jail pic, look at my shorts I'm wearing in them and then look at the shorts I'm wearing in my grand canyon pics. They are the same.
Lamp, you are right. That girl and I looked nothing alike which is why I had to choose that picture.
lamp:
ReplyDeleteNo problem.
And maybe I should have paid more attention to Big League Chew's pics.
There were 3 or 4 more of the grand canyon pics along with the bikini pic posted back to back awhile ago.
ReplyDelete...
ReplyDeleteLamp... Haha... Outfits, well, I'll be the short mexican with curly hair...
I'm 100 of a kind...
I'll be the one who looks like he's working there, but isn't...
I'm always free...
DG is the missing link... Not I ...
But again, we can always do a recon mission....
Ha
- chef -
-crimking-
see im right! there was a bikini pic. oooh was it on the other site tho? is that why u dont know about it spurs?
ReplyDelete-lamp
Well, I didn't see any of those pics DG.
ReplyDeleteI do remember seeing the swimsuit one though, but I didn't think that was you.
Was that the one where you were showing your ass?
ok chef heres the deal. i say you and i meet early and stalk out paradise bakery and wait until she approaches. then well pop out and make her have lunch with us. you down?
ReplyDelete-lamp
lamp:
ReplyDeleteExactly.
Everything is so fake as far as who is who, I just stopped paying attention.
I do remember vaguely seeing one where she showed her ass, but I didn't believe it.
Once again, the only reason why I believed that Francois shit is because I believed someone was telling me the truth.
That was dumb on my part, yes.
No, that ass picture I had nothing to do with. I wasn't even commenting at all that day and that got posted. I think Drew did that. My real bikini pic was the yellow bikini.
ReplyDeletehi lamp
ReplyDelete=)
and I didnt whore on cam4
im bored in florida
made my weeks quota in two days
was bored
sorry
im sorry spurs. but that sucks.and you should be able to trust your friends. im sure tho that dg and bhog didnt mean to try to make u look foolish they just got caught up in their own joke. and i never saw a pic of her ass... just the one lying down in the water...
ReplyDelete-lamp
DG, is the "yellow bikini" pic still up there?
ReplyDeleteI never saw that.
It's somewhere in the older posts. I guess I should expect to see that posted tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteWhatever, I understand. At least it's not another picture of a dick cake.
lamp,
ReplyDeleteYeah, I learned a very good lesson.
spurs. ya life teaches us those. so what do you have planned for the rest of the week? anything exciting?
ReplyDelete-lamp
spurs is a fag
ReplyDeleteChipmunk cheeks:
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't scroll through that shit site to grab a pic of you even if I thought I might find Atlantis there.
See, Fat Boy tries to trick the traffic ranking sites to make it appear that shit hole gets more traffic that it does. That's why you can't hit back on the site. You have to click on the site name just to get back to the post.
And the traffic ranking over there is so laughable it's sad, even doing those tricks.
I want you baby
ReplyDelete-lamp
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteI'm a fag?
Geez, how am I going to sleep tonight?
...
ReplyDeleteLamp...
I like you enthusiasm towards this mission...
Will you be wearing your smock/scrubs for this event?
- chef -
-crimking-
Pam,
ReplyDeleteHow was the plastic dick you were sucking on on Cam4?
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteSeriously, do you really think I give a shit how much traffic either of these sites get? I comment for fun and that's about it. This site is not my life like yours. I just stop by here to pass time by and talk to some of the people here because I think most of the people that comment on here are cool to talk to and make me laugh.
lol
ReplyDeleteit tasted like me
i was upset
riley? did u try to name jack me? ROFL that was funny. i love you sometimes.
ReplyDeletechef i dont own a smock. so that would be a no. like i said.. we should coordinate outfits so ill see where i can get a mexican disquise so i match you k? lets synchronize watches...
-lamp
DG:
ReplyDeleteNo, I don't think you do care. My point is it's hard to navigate the site quickly if I wanted to grab your pics.
You taste like latex and plastic???
ReplyDeleteEww.
I name jacked you with my own name
ReplyDeleteevil genius
=)
=)!!
i love lamp
no I had used that toy ealier LOL
ReplyDeleteI like how you want to give me career advice. Do you even have a job to give me such advice?
ReplyDeleteAs for the boxing, I did do 2 and half years of Muay Thai. So yes I do own all the boxing equipment. I could knock you the fuck out in 3.2 seconds.
riley- i know thats why it was hilarious.. it was either a name jack or you wanted me. but if it was a name jack with ur blog name then epic fail. haha
ReplyDeletechef- what time does dg grab lunch? youre in charge of reconnaissance.
-lamp
I don't care if you took some stupid Thai lessons.
ReplyDeleteWhat? Are you threatening me now?
Watch out Spurs, a woman with self-defense lessons. That makes the world of difference.
ReplyDeleteYou gave me advice I already took. I love boxing. Muay Thai basically is boxing except you are allowed to kick as well. Therefore, it is better than boxing.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteGood point.
...
ReplyDeleteLampola-
I'm in charge?!?
What, me, worry?!
Ha
As for a mexican outfit, I'd help you out, but it would look so stereo-typical, that you'd probably get picked up by Sheriff Joe and his boys...
Ha...
I'm not that chunti lookin'... You can ask Pumelah... She knows what I look like...
I'll go as Milli and you can go as Vanilli...
Ha
...
- chef -
-crimking-
lamp:
ReplyDeleteNothing exciting planned.
You?
Chef is my boyfriend
ReplyDeleteWe had sex once
Love you
Anyways
can some one check my myspace
its like
shut down?
www.myspace.com/rileystyles
wtf? is it
well as soon as i feel better... which should be in seven hours i will get back on track. go to school. work. and then go out my friend is still in town... nothing too unusual except chef and i are going to suprise DG for lunch. apparently i will be dresses as vanilli so i must do some research for my outfit.
ReplyDelete-lamp
I think I found a boyfriend =-0
ReplyDeleteI am soo excited
Milli Vanilli? Will you please? I hope you have an ipod with loud speakers playing 'blame it on the rain' when you walk in!
ReplyDeleteDG ur not supposed to know! shh its a secret, youre the target geesh. now chef and i have to go back to the drawing board and find new identies to suprise u with. grr.
ReplyDelete-lamp
I have a crush on nik richie
ReplyDelete- lamp
=)
oh riley i totally do. i mean i just love to tower over people he is totally my type.
ReplyDelete-lamp
...
ReplyDeleteOhhhhh, So noooowww DG let's us come and enjoy her company, when we make fools of ourselves....
Lampola - "Blame it on the rain" would be a good choice...
It would be just my luck : we start lip-synching a lip-synched song, but I'm the one who gets busted for being a Mexican in a White establishment.... Figures....
Tent City for the Street Performer....
Ha....
- chef -
-crimking-
But I would join in and sing along with you because i don't mind making a fool of myself.
ReplyDeletehey dg have you been to angels and outlaws yet? if not i think we should go there for happy hour friday. i mean.. springing on u at paradise might be fun but they dont sell alcohol so we should make bigger fools of ourselfs and drink at our first meeting! chef you in?
ReplyDelete-lamp
Are you trying to get me drunk, lamp?
ReplyDeleteyoull like it, i promise. just trust me.
ReplyDelete-lammp
haha....I know better than that! Never trust anyone that says trust me.
ReplyDelete...
ReplyDeleteLampola...
Haven't been there yet...
I'm in like Flynn... If there are no cameras....
Ha....
I guess the best way to head to Rocky Point during a Tropical Depression will be hungover.... Ha
Well, it should be pretty rainy Friday night... But I do have raincoats... Ha
DG, are u in?!?
- chef -
-crimking-
HAHA that line was the first thing i said to my step dad when i was five! but i really think thats where were doing happy hour friday.. have u heard if its good?
ReplyDelete-lamp
also i think we should all agree that this is a sanctioned event and therefore no pictures from the meeting shall ever be distributed for any site? deal?
ReplyDelete-lamp
hey im going to bed. u guys figure out details and BBM them to me. k thanks night!
ReplyDelete-lamp
...
ReplyDeleteLamp...
To BBM them to you would mean I would need your PIN...
I can do that, just need the red numbers...
And don't worry about the pics...
MP can vouch that I don't take pics of commentors (commenters?)...
Puhmela...
That 1 time wasn't enough...
Next time, take your vitamins and take a nap before...
- chef -
-crimking-