Wednesday, September 2, 2009
I have a PHD too. In "Spotting a Nut."
You know who I feel bad for? Avery. You know it's just a matter of time before that bird just eyeballs Rocket Man wrong, and he just goes ballistic and bites the poor bird's head off, Ozzy Osbourne style.
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what's with always wearing a hat? or bandana? are we trying to hide the signs of male pattern baldness. I'm so lost on this one.
ReplyDeletewhat a fucking loon.
ReplyDelete**Tee-Hee!** I feel bad for Hooey... I hope they never find themselves alone in a room together! She would have Hooey on his knees begging for his life!
ReplyDeleteRQ: When you are wearing the hat/bandana you should put the bird on your shoulder. It would complete the look! Funny shit lady!
Spurs: Ozzy reference was classic! Nice!
-aka Cuttingbored
the only man I'm going to be alone with is Dirt Nasty. That boy is in trubble.
ReplyDeletei'm going to go and look at his pictures.
ReplyDeleteoh my god, Breezy, i just read your comment. I cannot believe that you do not know "the shining" or Fred Sanford.
ReplyDeleteand you edit movies? wtf?
unqualified dumbass.
your movie sucked, by the way.
ReplyDeleteRQ: I once saw an episode of cribs with your man, Simon (<--is that his 1st name?). If you haven't seen it, you should hunt it down... I wasn't impressed by his ability to suck on a bottle of vodka in what appears to be the early morning. But, I think it may be worth a look... Happy hunting!
ReplyDeletewow, thanks. i'm gonna google that now.
ReplyDeleteHis name is "simon" but I'm not going to be calling him that in bed. I hope he spanks me, pulls my hair, blindfolds me and makes me [removed]
do you want him to jack you off?
ReplyDeleteWow, that was disturning and scary...
ReplyDeleteThree words.
ReplyDeleteBat. Shit. CRAZY.
Bat. Shit. Crazy.=Incredible pussy.
ReplyDeleteMe and Avery are tight. It is you SpursFlem that scare us.
ReplyDeleteCBT, I agree, I really really want to try because it must be amazing.
ReplyDeleteI just don't have high hopes that I will make it out the bedroom alive or in one piece.
i'm so pissed right now. got my groceries. fat rotund checker boy with red apple cheeks. standing there, just watching my groceries go by..all of a sudden i'm overwhelmed by this wicked fucking rank ass stench. it went away, then it came back.
ReplyDeleteso I asked the mother fucker "what's the travel time on one of those" and he said "huh, on what" "one of those fucking farts you're cutting, I know it must take like an hour to get from your asshole and out those buttcheeks"
then I told him it was really fucking rude of him and he smells to high fucking heaven and ruined by dinner.
i'm furious. AND EVERYONE THOUGHT IT WAS ME, I'M SURE OF IT.
SLOB
ReplyDeletespurs where is dirty girl, did the two of you bury the hatchet?
ReplyDeleteOnly Trannys post about farts. THAT'S A DUDE. CONFIRMED.
ReplyDeleteFreak. I hoe Nik gets a restraining order on your fat ass.
Watch the video she cuts one at exactly 52 seconds she lets a big one rip. ROFLMAO
ReplyDeleteOMG so Tranny had a gassy day?
ReplyDeleteLMAO there's another one at 54!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHOLLY SHIT
ReplyDeleteI ALMOST SHAT
THAT VIDEO
WAS AMAZING
IVE NEVER SEEN CRAZY
CAPTURED SO WELL
WOWWW!!.
AND THE FART
THE FART TOPPED IT ALL OFF
WOW!!!
TWO THUMBS UP
It was 2 tranny farts. One for each thumb.
ReplyDeleteomgawd, im laughing my azz off at your checker boy story (why do I hear the song 'the twist' in my head right now?) and then I see you busting ass on video, rq????
ReplyDeletelllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
luv it
btw, that was effed up for that boy to do rq (rhymed) but poor avery got it twice? thats not very nice (rhyme squared)
come on baby
ReplyDeletelets do the twist...
Anyone know how to get a restraining order this late at night?
ReplyDeletehttp://twitter.com/DirtyScooby
Hey Scooby, I've heard of you. As a matter of fact, I'm going to do a post about "you" tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteI've just sat on it for a few days because I know it won't get a lot of run. You clowns are kind of boring.
You show yourself though home boy, you are going to get clowned.
He thought you were a guy and was expecting a compliment on such a successful crop dust.
ReplyDeleteEV:
ReplyDeleteYou lost me on that one.
Did Scooby just plug himself?
ReplyDeleteif scooby is in the house here
answer me this scooby
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH NIKS TURTLE
WHAT DID YOU DO
WE HAD SOMETHING
hi everyone!!
ReplyDeletewho is scooby?
Riley, do you know him?
i made out with a 23 year old guy this weekend, but only because he looked like ricky martin. oh my god, he was gorgeous. unbelievable.
ReplyDeletewe were holding hands, walking, and he stopped walking, and i kept walked and he pulled me back to him, and i was like "whoa" hell yeah..
he texts me all the time, but he can fuck off.
he's stupid.
but it was exciting to be around him, i am rarely, very rarely attracted to anyone based on looks alone.
ReplyDeletei've had a dose of truth serum tonight. i'll shut up now.
i changed my mind.
ReplyDeleteDamn..so close...
ReplyDeletedon't worry i'm going to sleep soon, that's where i'm a pirate. yarrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhh
ReplyDeleteDoes the bird sleep with you?
ReplyDeleteI guarantee if it does, it's sleeps with one eye open the whole time.
No, he snores.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised that isn't enough to set you off and you just break it's neck.
ReplyDeleteThis friggin thread had me laughing the whole way through... my assistant thinks Im a nut
ReplyDeleteHey dude, I know how you feel.
ReplyDeleteRocket Man just blew a hole through his pants!
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, did you get some wetness too Rocket Man?
Hahaha. This post had me laughing too.
ReplyDeleteWe're all so immature for finding farts hilarious. ;)
tatazz:
ReplyDeleteWhere are your pics? I tried to get the online edition of the mag, the "preview" I got wasn't all that helpful.
Do you have them?
No, I'm such a procrastinator and haven't gone out to get the issue yet, haha.
ReplyDeleteI probably will this weekend though!
Ok, well I was going to go to Planet K (head shop) to get the mag so I can post them.
ReplyDeleteBut if you get the mag, please send me some pics. I did see the 420 party in New York was in there though.
Thanks.
Really? Well, that's the party I was at!! It was the High Times 420 party/ Miss High Times pageant! So much fun! That club so hot boxed, it was amazing. haha
ReplyDeleteThere's 3 pictures of me on that page!! I'm the blonde in the top picture throwing my hands up, and there is two of me on the bottom. I look horrible in the left bottom one, haha. That was taken in the High Times offices!
ReplyDelete3 pics?
ReplyDeleteAwesome. I guess I will go buy the mag now for sure. I couldn't tell with the preview I got.
Thanks tatazz.
"That club so hot boxed, it was amazing. haha"
That sounds awesome.
No problem! :)
ReplyDeleteYou should be able to see it on the preview though! Just click on that page that said 420 Party and it will enlarge if you click on it! You'd better not use that one on the bottom though!! I'll send you one before you use that! haha
I don't know if it is the computer I am on or what, but I saw the page where there were a bunch of people on there, and when I clicked it, it wasn't good quality.
ReplyDeleteI won't use the one you don't want me to.
But if you want to send me a pic that you want to use, that would be cool too.
Haha, well I could send you one of my pictures of me modeling with some amazing bongs/bubblers!! You know, just to keep my pothead status going, haha :)
ReplyDeleteThat would be sweet!!!
ReplyDeletePlease do.
Bongs and bubblers?
Paradise.
"You've got mail!" haha :)
ReplyDeleteis it human?
ReplyDeletestraight up SCHARTED!!!
ReplyDeletetatazz:
ReplyDeleteIndeed I do.
shotty:
ReplyDelete"It's" human.
I hope you threw those boxers out RQ
ReplyDeleteIll suck the farts outta this trannys butt
ReplyDeleteI agree about the bird... that fukking rat with wings days are numbered.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Goblin?
ReplyDeleteHow are you?
As far as the bird? Just a matter of time before RQ wakes up one morning and finds the bird swinging back and forth from the top of it's cage from a smal piece of rope in an apparent suicide.