E-mail:he is not forgy he is beyonded like lil wayne says, but what do you think.
SPURS FAN says: This is a joke, right? Who paid to have that done? What's up with his gay pose? Is he supposed to be the thinking man? Here's what I think: He can't even spell.
I bet the little man thinks he will be up on Mount Rushmore one day too.
Also, I'd say that is a lifesize painting of him being done, but the canvas is too big.
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ReplyDelete"I'd say that is a lifesize painting of him being done, but the canvas is too big."
ReplyDeleteIt needs to be that big to accommodate his nose. :(
Anonymous:
ReplyDeletePretty broad stereotype you painted there.
Maynard:
ReplyDeleteHell of a point.
this reminds me of what I do before I kill a roach, I hold the swiffer over his head and then smash him.
ReplyDeleteback to work. You guys have a good one!
ReplyDeleteSpursy:
ReplyDeleteJust working and getting back into the swing of normal stuff.
Working? I did not know you that worked like the rest of us drudges?
ReplyDeleteGiraffe:
ReplyDeleteCool.
Streets:
Drudges? Nice term.
Thank God Rocket Queen is back.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, it would be a braod sterotype if it were not true.
If you don't believe me, pick out 10 random Arab families, preferably middle or upper middle class and go to their houses.
If at least 8 of them don't have furniture like this I will eat my hat.
That's funny anonymous.
ReplyDeleteAnon~ I have witnessed this pheonmenon you speak of...
ReplyDeleteRQ~ Saturday I waited for you at Paradise Bakery on Scottsdale Rd from 7:00 am until about 12:00, thanks for standing me up!
Spurs~ thanks... I try to use my extensive vocabulary whenever possible HA!
You are like a dictionary Streets.
ReplyDeleteMore like a dictionary that flips over to reveal a thesaurus... you know what I'm talking about?
ReplyDeleteSmooth.
ReplyDeletealthough I've noticed in my last few comments today I have words reversed as well as letters... my dyslexia only comes out on Wednesdays.
ReplyDeleteThat's probably from all the crack you smoked.
ReplyDeleteCrack is cheap. I make too much money to use crack. Crack is wack!
ReplyDeletecrack is bad mmmkay, drugs are bad mmmkay
ReplyDeleteWopness:
ReplyDeleteLast night they replayed the "Mystery of the Urinal Duece."
CLASSIC.
What's that?
ReplyDeleteSouth Park Queen Bee.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I never received the picture.
words of them there wiz-dom
ReplyDelete"Dirtygirl said...
ReplyDeleteAlso, if you are a fan of Tucker Max, I suggest www.daveglenn.com. His stories are funnier and better written."
Tucker Max is the maximum security unit of the Arkansas State Prison System.
Nik does look like he's taking a shit. I know what he's thinking. He's thinking "Where the fuck did the money go?"
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteNice list.
Wopness:
Words of Grand-Wiz-dom.
CBT:
ReplyDeleteNik is probably thinking that, and he should look first at paying for a painting.
Thanks you sloppy Dago. Don't you have a RICO case to catch?
ReplyDeleteDamn Guinea Gangsters. Mama Mia!!!
What a waste.
CBT,
ReplyDeleteYou list is 100% correct.
I am still laughing about it.
For the record I was rear ended years ago by an Asian woman on her way to work at a Chinese restaurant.
The best part was that she was upset that the process was taking so long with the police and complained that she needed to get to work and she had to go.
In retrospect I should have sued the shit out of her and her insurance company for her attitude.
What a dirty piece of shit scam artist Arab.
ReplyDeleteI hope she made him pay in cash ahead of time and I hope she brought one of those pens that can detect counterfeit bills.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteYeah, I had the opportunity to sue the crap out of someone after an accident, but I decided not to. Sometimes I think about that.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteThat was funny. I like those little pens.
all those who didnt sue:
ReplyDeleteidiots
Wopness the ambulance chaser. I don't mean that in a bad way, let a motherfucker give me a reason to sue. A black buddy of mine sued the Cracker Barrell over being offered cornbread for breakfast. Said it was racist. 45k settlement.
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteDamn right, I'd rather take any bullshit PI (Ambulance Chasing) case than all this domestic bullshit I gotta deal with ANYDAY
true story: I got a crying divorcing man in my office this very moment as I am on SPURSFAN
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Wopness.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he appreciates the attention you are giving him.
Screw that guy though, I appreciate you being on the site.
"There are only 10-20 of us that read this site (no offense Spurs) and we all read that fuckin' story the first 9 times you posted it."
ReplyDeleteNo offense taken "The Real fake CBT" because that's not entirely correct. Well, actually it might be when it comes to the number of people who actually read the comments.
I am in the process of suing for a car accident, you wouldn't believe the shit settlement they TRIED to give me a year ago. I just filed a lawsuit last month and am waiting for them to respond.
ReplyDeleteAnon~ Only if we are women are lucky enough do we get men who are pussies and allow us to spend all their money and run their asses. Truth be told... I've never enjoyed being the dominant one in a relationship. I make sure to let a man know he's acting like a little bitch whenever necessary.
Fake CBT: I only told that once. I thought it was in Guidoville.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: I counted. There are only 14 of us with names, including "The Real fake CBT". Giggity doesn't count because he's a hypocritical shithead. At least Anonymous Asswipe isn't a hypocrite.
Yes CBT, great job. I am aware that the number of people who actually comment on a regular basis are 10 to 20.
ReplyDeleteI just think it's cool that someone from Arkansas can count higher than 10.
So good job on that.
Spurs: Are you old enough to remember the Southwest Conference?
ReplyDeleteSpurs: We're pretty ignorant here. Ignorant like Sam walton, Mack McLarty, Don Tyson, J.B. Hunt, Warren Stephens, Win Rockefeller, Bill Clinton, Maya Angelou, Johnny Cash, John Grisham, Bear Bryant and J. William Fullbright. All us Arkies is dumbasses. Texas just needs to STFU. George W. Bush negated the contributions of 10 generations of Texans.
ReplyDeleteYes on the Southwest Conference, and as far as your second statement?
ReplyDeleteYeah, that pretty much shut me the fuck up for now.
Oh yeah, I left out Scott Joplin, Wesley Clark, Douglas MacAurthur, the founders of Alltel and Axciom, and Glenn Campbell. Oops, ok, Glenn's pretty cheesy, but his ass is rich.
ReplyDeleteGet out of here hillbilly. I'm tired of reading your facts.
ReplyDeleteEnron mother fucker, take that.
Arkansas dominated the Southwest Conference for a decade and a half, football and basketball. I believe it was the Razorbacks and 8 or 10 TEXAS teams, whose repeated recruiting violations, caused by their overwhelming desire not to get their pussy Texas asses whipped by us hillbillies anymore, resulted in the dissoloution of the Conference.
ReplyDeleteYes, I remember that CBT.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: Ann Richards was another highpoint in the history of Texas. Even Waylon and Willie can't make up for W and Ann.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: I forgot about Satan, AKA Barry Switzer, another Arkansan. He's an unprincipled sonuvabitch, but he's still one of college football's great coaches.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.census.gov/hhes/www/income/4person.html
ReplyDeleteTry $52,217 for a family of 4 versus Arizona's $61, 102. Considering the cost of living here is about 3/4's of Arizona's, it's damn near the same. Our real estate values are also down less than 7% compared to close to 35% for Arizona, so tell me who the poor idiots are.
CBT,
ReplyDelete"Glenn Campbell was pretty cheesy but he is fucking rich"
That was awesome.
I don't think that people realize that there are rich people in almost every town anywhere.
You can go to a rathole town anywhere in this country and I guarantee there is at least one rich bastard with a huge house and cars there.
well cbt seeing that there is no such thing as 4 people to a family in ar-kanasas youre argument is moot. there are 8 people to a room in ar-kansas. and how the hell could your property value drop any further than what it is? you bought a tool shed for 500 bucks and nailed it to your trailer and now you have an extra bedroom? big fucking deal.
ReplyDeleteoh yeah, glen the drunk lives here in az. i used to party with his daughter kelly back in new mexico. she likes coke and i dont mean cola.
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteAnd Switzer won a Super Bowl, but is was with Jimmy Johnson's team. They might have one another one if dipshit Barry hadn't gotten a 15 yard penalty for grabbing a referee in the NFC Championship game against the 49ers, though I thought that was great.
"well cbt seeing that there is no such thing as 4 people to a family in ar-kanasas youre argument is moot. there are 8 people to a room in ar-kansas. and how the hell could your property value drop any further than what it is? you bought a tool shed for 500 bucks and nailed it to your trailer and now you have an extra bedroom? big fucking deal."
ReplyDeleteThat was great.
And we actually have water. We produce 30% of the rice and 40% of the chicken consumed in the US.
ReplyDeleteTry visiting Arkansas. I've been to Arizona and New Mexico, both are beautiful, if you like rocks and sand.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDelete"well cbt seeing that there is no such thing as 4 people to a family in ar-kanasas youre argument is moot. there are 8 people to a room in ar-kansas. and how the hell could your property value drop any further than what it is? you bought a tool shed for 500 bucks and nailed it to your trailer and now you have an extra bedroom? big fucking deal."
That was great."
It was also totally incorrect. Spurs: Are you pissed because I reminded you how bad the Hogs used to kick Texas butt back in the day?
Anonymous Asswipe: BTW, I read some stats wrong. The average HOUSEHOLD in Arkansas is 2.34 people versus 3.503 in Arizona, according to the 2000 census. Also, if you think there's less trailer trash in AZ, you haven't been out driving around much. Arizona gave us Barry Goldwater, Joe Arapio and a guy who thought Sarah Palin was a good idea, so fuck you.
ReplyDeletecbt, arizona also gave us stevie nicks. all other arguments from you are worthless. now go find your children and maybe try being a father.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous Asswipe: You've never been to Wal Mart? Right. Why don't you wander out into traffic and get hit by a wetback with no insurance before you end up a resident of Aztalan. Chinga tu madre, pendejo.
ReplyDeleteNewMexico did give us one other good thing, America's sexiest blog commenter, Elfie.
oh yeah.. we also gave you frank lloyd wright. too bad tool sheds dont require architecture or you could have gave us the guy from home depot.
ReplyDeleteusted chiga tu pinche puta madre. tu ama es un pinche pito de perro.
ReplyDeleteSausage fest going on here, just sayin.
ReplyDelete"It was also totally incorrect. Spurs: Are you pissed because I reminded you how bad the Hogs used to kick Texas butt back in the day?"
ReplyDeleteYeah, real pissed, being I used to play for them and all. What do I care?
cbt, tu madre es un puta de los negros.
ReplyDeletejohnny*
ReplyDeleteSpurs:You Texans are a touchy bunch when it comes to college sports, so I wasn't sure. I probably would be too, if I had to root for teams named the "Horned Frogs" and the "Aggies".
ReplyDeleteAnonymous Asswipe: Tu madre es una puta por los todos. Beso mi kula, chingada.
ReplyDeleteAnd Stevie Nicks was a serious cokehead who got where she got by fucking Mick Fleetwood while he was married. Your point?
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteSausage fest going on here, just sayin."
You come here cruisin' for chicks or what?
and elvis was from mississippi and he was better than johnny cash.
ReplyDeleteI know where my kids are. They're 150 miles south of here. I spent 2 days with them last week. I get the oldest again this weekend and the youngest the weekend after that. I just spent a little over 12k on lawyers and 4 months of bullshit to get joint custody of my girls. Like I said, try not to talk about shit you know nothing about, you just look stupid, Giggity.
ReplyDeletesure cbt, sure. if thats what makes you feel like a man by making up stories about seeing your kids then more power to you.
ReplyDeleteElvis versus Johnny Cash. That's truly a tough call.
ReplyDeleteThe Delta in Mississippi and the Delta in Arkansas are the same. Poor black folks, soybeans as far as you can see and liquor stores that only stock Popov Vodka, Schlitz Malt Liquor and Cutty Sark Scotch.
Tupelo's a nice town, so's Jackson, good food and pretty girls in both places.
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletesure cbt, sure. if thats what makes you feel like a man by making up stories about seeing your kids then more power to you."
Giggity, if it makes you feel more like a man to talk shit about stuff you know nothing about, more power to you.
The King of rock and Roll vs. The Man in Black....that is a tough call. OK, I will give you a pass on the one.
ReplyDelete"Kentucky Rain" vs. "Sunday Mornin' Comin' Down". I do need a pass there. JC comes out slightly ahead, but he might not if Elvis had ever sung something Kristofferson wrote.
ReplyDeleteBut you have to give credit to spurs....buddy holly was from texas.
ReplyDeleteoh..and janis joplin too.
ReplyDeletekris kristofferson is pretty lame but not as lame as don johnson trying to sing. now thats lame. but elvis was the king. and there has never been a replacement.....ever!
ReplyDeleteThe Arkansas stats are boring as fuck all. A hick's a hick, even with a little luck and on rare occasion, some money. Arkansas is still Hickville USA.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteThe Arkansas stats are boring as fuck all. A hick's a hick, even with a little luck and on rare occasion, some money. Arkansas is still Hickville USA."
And so is Arizona, Texas, New Mexico and pretty much anywhere in America more than 30 miles outside any major metropolitan area. Us "hicks" feed you city folks, we clothe you, provide your water and when society collapses, and it will soon, y'all will either starve to death or be murdered in food riots while us "hicks" sit back on our well fed asses with our rifles and shotguns and shoot the few survivors that make it out of cities like the sorry, pansy ass rats you are.
Props to Texas, where Bob Wills is still the king, for Buddy Holly, Janis Joplin, Willie and the great Waylon Jennings.
Kristofferson wrote "Me and Bobby McGee" and "Sunday Morning Comin' Down", far from lame. He should never, ever sing, though. He was also Bill Clinton's room mate when they were Rhodes Scholars.
Don Johnson singing was almost as funny as Eddie Murphy's "Party All The Time". When I heard that the first time, I thought it was a skit from SNL.
Anonymous Asswipe: You're boring as hell and fucking stupid, too. Die.
And as far who the King of Rock and Roll is: Elvis died fat, full of pills on the toilet 33 years ago and Jerry Lee Lewis is still on tour.
ReplyDeleteTu madre es una puta por los todos
ReplyDeletehahhaahaha! Youre funny, CBT!!
all of these people you guys keep comparing are old and washed up or dead, who gives two shits. not only that, but most of them never look back once they make it big, so dont brag about them hailing from the same state. you know damn well it was 4 towns that seperated your azzes and you never wouldve known them from any other douche walking down the street.
wop-some douche bitch is suing me right now for an accident. whorebag. like she deserves ANOTHER settlement for her 'pain and suffering'. She didnt look to be suffering that much when I saw her myspace profile pics. but thanks for the advice, i will sue next time i am in an accident. :)
An old cowdouche, a tranny and yourself?
ReplyDeleteepic fail!
kb just owned cbt.
ReplyDeletekb: 3, cbt: -453
I BET you Nik GAVE THIS PAINTING TO ARIGOLDEN. AND ARIGOLDEN TOUCHES HIMSELF TO IT.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous: 0 Life: 1012
ReplyDeleteKB can own me anytime she wants to, even if did used to muff bluff.
20k: Very funny and probably true...
20K:
ReplyDeleteThat was a good point.